BallsOfFluff

Face huggies

May 1st, 2012
1,237
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 1.35 KB | None | 0 0
  1. >You plant your research observation spot in a brush hill next to a clearing in the forest.
  2. >You want to prove firsthand why feral fluffies manage to survive, even with the accelerated breeding rate all fluffies have it would be impossible for a herd to surive a single predator
  3. >You hit jackpot when a herd of over fifteen individuals come into the clearing for grazing. You identify all the traits of a feral fluffy pony herd with smarty friend beta males and a fair share of pregnant mares rolled around by the other fluffies.
  4. >The herd stays grazing for more than three hours and suddenly you notice there is a lynx approaching them
  5. >The lynx jumps over one of the pregnant mares and buries his claws deep in her fluff "NWOOO OWIES FWIENDS HEWP!" cries the mare
  6. >The entirety of the herd is now aware of the feline and are tense in what you can only describe as a waiting stance
  7. >Suddenly the smarty friend shouts "FWACE HUGGIES FWACE HUGGIES!"
  8. >The lynx distracted in the mare's meat is unaware when all the herd as one falls on him "hugsies" "pway?""no mo' owies!"
  9. >It can fend a couple of them fluffies and swats some more effectively killing them but in time a large ball of fluff covers it.
  10. >after a few minutes of shaking the movement stops and the fluffies scatter and go away leaving back their dead.
  11. >You approach the lynx once they're gone. It's dead, suffocated.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment