Best Inazuma eleven team fucking ever.

Mr. Bucket-GK
Potato-LB
Edward Cullen-CB
Hopefully dead Bella-CB
Charlie Sheen-LM
Charlie Harper-RM
Hangover PSY-RB
Hangover Snoop-CM
Jon Snow-CM
Oberyn Martell-S
Shrek-CF

Bench:
Joey Tribbiani
Ross Geller
Most Glorious Leader!
Vladimir Putin
The biggest, blackest dick.
Spoderman
Slenderman
Jeff the Killer
Nora
LEONIDAS
Germany

Coaches: Spongebob & Patrick (-YOU CAN DO IT!- -FIRMLY GRASP IT.-)

Mr. Bucket as Goalkeeper- His power move is to put your balls in his mouth and spit them right back out.
Potato on Left Back- Power move is mashed potatoes. When a speeding ball comes near, it uses the ability to go *splat* And slow the ball down.
Edward Cullen- Has the ability to go *SPARKLESPARKLE* and blind the opponent.
 Hopefully dead Bella- hopefully dead.
The two Charlies on the team as midfielders- They get drunk and remove all females on the opposing team. Both Charlies and the women are sent to the bench, if you know what I mean. e-e
Hangover PSY & Snoop: Have the ability to not entertain anyone anymore. PSY also has the ability to 'Gangnam style'the ball around.
Jon Snow- Sort of just stands there. Knowing nothing of soccer or how it is played.
Oberyn Martel: The full name of his ability is as follows: "YOU RAPED HER! YOU MURDERED HER! YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN! YOU RAPED HER! YOU MURDERED HER! YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN! YOU RAPED HER! YOU MURDERED HER! YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN!" The ability is just a pass. The other player scores a goal while the opponents are traumatized.
And I think we all know what Shrek'll do to the opponents.
 AS for those benched? We take out Putin in case we begin to lose. We bring out Slenderman and JTK in case we must kill someone. Joey and Ross in case we all want to be FRIENDS. Kekekekeke KIm Jong Un in case we have to...a I don't fucking know, threaten with imaginary nukes? The biggest, blackest dick is there for moral support and replace defense in case the potato fails. Nora is there to 'BREAK THEIR LEGS!'. YOu don't send out Spoderman, Spoderman is spokesperson. Leonidas' special move is going 'THIS IS SPARTAAAAA' and kicking the opponent in the gut. He afterwards deems he was going for the ball, but that's obviously bullshit, so he doesn't go on the field much.

Oh, and in case the team fights Brazil...

Germany. Nuff said.