[`It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.`,
`What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware, What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups.`,
`I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.`,
`A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.`,
`What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate`,
`Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.`,
`A moon rock tastes better than an earthly rock because it's meteor.`,
`A backwards poet writes inverse.`,
`I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.`,
`3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.`,
`I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.`]