ARF Game script v.2

Yume/May We Be Here by Autistic Rage Festival
Screenwriting by Macadamianut, kekec, Kuol, turbonerd, toxicshitter, and DEADBEAT



1. Intro 00:41 - Title screen theme.

2. Yume 04:24	- Mr. Skeltal's origin story of his rigorous training under Satan after he was robbed of his memory due to signing a contract with Satan after he died of cancer contracted while listening to an ARF album. Satan mercilessly beats Mr. Skeltal into his top enforcer.

3. May We Be Here 01:10	- Mr. Skeltal looks at the distance, a fleeting thought of heroism and humanity crossing his memory as he's about to be dispatched to the world of the living. His mission: finding a child and bringing them to hell with him (it's his child but he doesn't know)

4. Dracula's Closet 01:00 - Mr. Skeltal is being teleported to Earth, while he dreams of tiny white winged figures dancing above his head. The teleporting process takes a few days.

5. Sunrise In Wroclaw, 1979 01:14 - Mr. Skeltal wakes up in a casket in the cemetery. His eye sockets glow a bright red, and he thinks of nothing but completing his mission.

6. Strident Tribal 01:15 - Mr. Skeltal sees a strange sight on the way out - the figures from his dream, playing recorders and drums. But... they have some sort of clown face paint on?

7. Plucked Instrument Concerto 06:53 - Mr Skeltal follows after them, finding himself in the middle of the city. They're his only potential lead to the child. He sees people, cars along the way but feels nothing.

8. A Dish Best Served Cold 03:02 - Mr. Skeltal stops by a bar. There's some tone deaf emo cunt playing the piano and singing terribly inside. He wants to obtain information from the bartender, but the noise is making it impossible.

9. Poppity snap and a zappity boop (a transition) 00:58	Mr. Skeltal pulls the aux cord.

10. Halloween Violin Concerto in C minor 04:07 Mr. Skeltal enters a bar brawl, and suplexes the plot inconsistency so hard that it's almost erased out of the script.

11. Shitposting On An Imageboard At 5 AM: The Collage (Live) 01:58 - Mr. Skeltal arrives with his own band and puts on a massive show. The crowd is cheering.

12. Twelve Legs in the First Dimension 02:32 - Now Mr Skeltal can finally ask for information in the backstage. He asks about the figures in white, and the grateful bartender tells them they've joined the local dance troupe. Mr. Skeltal reflects on it, and comes to the conclusion they did so as a cover.

13. www.sooky4kidz.ooky 03:13 - Mr. Skeltal makes his way to the dance troupe, passing by lots of people. He talks to the people running the dance troupe, then joins it for a short stint so he can learn more about the figures.

14. Worn Out 01:34 - After the show ends, Mr. Skeltal lingers around and listens to what the figures are talking about. It turns out they're juggalo angels charged with protecting the child from Satan.

15. Someone's watching me. 04:15 - Mr. Skeltal follows the angels to their hideout. The way is littered with slums, seedy bars, and strange characters.

16. Spooktown Park Avenue 01:57	- Eventually, they enter a basement. Mr. Skeltal soon follows, and has to dodge various traps along the way.

17. Entering The Xenomorph Nest 00:59 - The basement goes on and on, but eventually Mr. Skeltal reaches its end.

18. Milsart Performs Odd Live Set, 1993 02:11 - It appears to be an underground fighting ring. Mr. Skeltal sets off through the degenerate crowds, having to intidate a fair share of them into leaving him alone. He just barely manages to see the angels make their way inside a hidden room in the arena.

19. That One DJ Shadow Song 00:23 - Mr. Skeltal enters that same room. There's a small child in juggalo face paint inside. This must be it, he thinks.

20. Big Spook 01:54 - The angels ambush Mr. Skeltal. With much effort, they manage to subdue him.

21. Free sfz guitar 01:50 - Restrained, Mr. Skeltal has to listen to the angels as they reveal the dreadful truth: he had been used by Satan, and the child that Satan wanted is his own.

22. I've Got No Idea What The Fuck To Do From Here 00:41 - Mr. Skeltal is confused. How can he have a child? He's not even human. Regardless, he decides to help the juggalo angels.

23. You might think he loves you for your leopard skin pillbox hat, but I know what he really loves you for, it's your money. 02:15 - By the time Mr. Skeltal leaves the arena, the degenerates have started a gay sex orgy inside. Mr. Skeltal misses hell for a moment.

24. Fagy és a nap 02:31	- Mr. Skeltal emerges from the basement. Many suspicious characters surrounding him, he can feel that he's being followed.

25. Based Merzbow 06:19	- Mr. Skeltal takes many turns, but is unable to elude the pursuers. He's backed into a dark alley. A shadowy figure steps forth and does something with its hand.

26. neckbones pray and quava 01:18 Mr. Skeltal is mind raped into remembering everything.

27. a spookybones halloween 03:00 - Mr. Skeltal's memories are deteriorating. Satan reveals himself, and mockingly asks Mr. Skeltal if he ever thought he could be free from Satan's control.

28. The Dong Song 00:52	- Mr. Skeltal is being destroyed. The calcium is seeping from his bones.

29. Aphex_Twin_Live_Toilet_2001.mp3 03:21 - The juggalo angels decide to sacrifice themselves to save Mr. Skeltal. They throw faygo on Satan, which causes his spell to fail.

30. One Leg in the Twelfth Dimension 01:47 - Some of the angels are killed while others rush to escort Mr. Skeltal to safety. Meanwhile, he has to make peace with his memories.

31. Winterchild 02:26 - Mr. Skeltal wakes up out of a grave. He's back, but something feels off. The devil's contract is out.

32. I Bought a Melodica 02:42 - The angels explain to him that he's now free from the Devil's contract. Mr. Skeltal feels free for the first time ever since he was transformed.

Mr. Skeltal visits the town square. Everything's fine. The usual Toyota Corollas and Pontiac Bonneville's run along the road, businessmen in suits go along the streets. He sees his son, and reunites with him.

33. Improvised LoFi Indie Shit 02:34 - Mr. Skeltal reminisces about the adventures he's had at the local bar. He goes inside and decides to play them some happy riffs. Then he goes outside and gets in a bus

34. ABAB Legs in the Gaseous Dimension 05:45 - There is one person loudly playing the kind of music that killed him inside. Mr. Skeltal is enraged by such unapologetic degeneracy. He asks one of the passengers, an odd fellow in the shape of a plaid-clad melonhead what is going on. Melon mentions an "ARF" band. All that Skeltal hears is a cacophony of memetics and pop culture references and noise. "Is this even music?", Skeltel loudly asks rhetorically.

35. Skeletons Begone 03:28 - Mr. Skeltal sees a lady in the bus. The player has the choice between romancing her or not.


36. Where Hath My Love Had Been Taken To On That Faithful Night 01:00 - Mr. Skeltal hentai scene if player chooses yes.


37. Chinese Water Torture 01:56	- Skeltal goes to the museum. The ticket clerk mentions a live non-profit demonstration of Chinese water torture up ahead. After paying the toll, he spectates in the seats. The announcer goes about the history of the method of torture.

38. Sucking on a cute witch's fat titties 00:10	- Skeltal leaves the museum feeling enlightened.


39. It will be fit, i hope 03:33 - Skeltal performs his dance at the local county fair with The Magic Band. A jolly time is had, the band improvising to their entertainment. The crowd is pleased. Two of the members begin improvising too hard and the failure to progress leads to the manager cutting the performance short.

40. Ending 01:47 - Outro theme


(Bonus Scenes - Unlocked after game is over)


41. Andy Morin produced this album (thirdworlds.net bonus track) 02:17 - insert bonus meme here

42. TURKED.COM (German release bonus track) 02:03 - Mr. Skeltal aids the T*rks in removing G*rmans