[Hedgestuck] Caroline and Nikolai chat about fae repellant

[21:37]  * ravelledBiscuiteer [RB] began pestering hammerTyme [HT]
[21:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hello...
[21:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... i saw a fae... today...
[21:38] <HammerTyme> Not the type with the white vans and free candy signs?
[21:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... no...
[21:39] <HammerTyme> And does it seem hostile?
[21:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know...
[21:40] <HammerTyme> How would you know it was a fae?
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> he didn't... look human...
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... you should be careful...
[21:41] <HammerTyme> And... Pray tell what did it look like?
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... he looked... different...
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> like... he was wearing a mask... instead of being a person...
[21:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> there were... stars...
[21:45] <HammerTyme> Mask is rather vague, you could mean cheapo holiday mask, gask mask, even tribal mask...Etc.
[21:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... it was too... perfect...
[21:46] <HammerTyme> Perfect?
[21:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[21:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> faces aren't perfect... faces have spots... and smudges... but masks don't...
[21:48] <ravelledBiscuiteer> he didn't...
[21:48] <HammerTyme> So like some photoshoped looking underware model was just lurking about your town?
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... maybe...
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> photoshopped sounds... right...
[21:50] <ravelledBiscuiteer> he wasn't human...
[21:51] <HammerTyme> Just odd to have polite conversation without shouting and pity parties.
[21:51] <ravelledBiscuiteer> what do you... mean?
[21:52] <HammerTyme> This fae board just seemed like the usual attention seeking crowd so far.
[21:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[21:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> a little bit...
[21:53] <HammerTyme> Still, you're making it sound like you're going to be stalked in some made for tv pg-13 horror flick by attactive people.
[21:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... i think... i am...
[21:55] <HammerTyme> Well, I can't really do anything about it besides be moral support from the internet.
[21:55] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... i meant...
[21:55] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think you should... also be careful...
[21:56] <ravelledBiscuiteer> you kept on... making him angry...
[21:56] <HammerTyme> ...
[21:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> the god person...
[21:57] <HammerTyme> *Cough* If it's who I think it is, I'm rather in the mood to curve stomp some politeness into them.
[21:58] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... if one found me... then he might... also find you...
[21:59] <HammerTyme> I've had a rather unfortane experience with 'fae' already, I think if someone tried that they'd be in for a nasty surprise.
[22:00] <HammerTyme> Are you familar with Home Alone?
[22:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... the movie?
[22:02] <HammerTyme> Yes.
[22:02] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think so...
[22:03] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i watched it a few times when... i mean... before...
[22:06] <HammerTyme> Before?
[22:06] <ravelledBiscuiteer> before... things happened... with them...
[22:08] <HammerTyme> Well, it's still watchable. But who has a VHS any more?
[22:08] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know...
[22:09] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but they're... strong...
[22:09] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't think traps will help... very much...
[22:10] <HammerTyme> Some folks are full of hot air.
[22:11] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[22:12] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think the fae... aren't just hot air...
[22:12] <ravelledBiscuiteer> they're scary...
[22:13] <HammerTyme> If needed, I'll need to do some research on how to knock some down a peg.
[22:14] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that sounds... dangerous...
[22:16] <HammerTyme> I have my reasons.
[22:16] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:16] <ravelledBiscuiteer> just... be careful... okay?
[22:17] <HammerTyme> Same goes for you.
[22:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[22:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> thank you...
[22:19] <ravelledBiscuiteer> most people... think i'm being silly... to worry...
[22:22] <HammerTyme> A bit of paranoia is healthy.
[22:23] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[22:24] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... is it... okay if i ask... what traps you have?
[22:26] <HammerTyme> Mostly from what I could salvage or get cheaply.
[22:27] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[22:27] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i mean... you don't have to tell me... specifics...
[22:27] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... do you have any... suggestions?
[22:28] <HammerTyme> Matters on what your budget is.
[22:29] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... zero...
[22:29] <HammerTyme> I'd say, trip wires.
[22:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> will those... stop one of them?
[22:31] <HammerTyme> Slow most down, I'd say.
[22:31] <ravelledBiscuiteer> and then... run?
[22:33] <HammerTyme> I'd say, yes.
[22:35] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:35] <ravelledBiscuiteer> running is... good...
[22:36] <HammerTyme> But, you're saying photoshop might be shouty?
[22:36] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... no...
[22:37] <HammerTyme> Well, is there any hint that they might of followed you?
[22:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know...
[22:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i just saw them... and hid...
[22:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... he might work for... the one i ran from...
[22:39] <HammerTyme> Well, I'd say double check windows and doors if you're feeling unsafe.
[22:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:40] <HammerTyme> Not like I can go over there with fresh sandwiches and keep a look out.
[22:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... no thank you...
[22:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't want to... um... tell you where i live...
[22:44] <HammerTyme> I doubt I could even make it to place one night if I even knew.
[22:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> maybe... but... it still doesn't seem... very safe...
[22:50] <HammerTyme> *Cough* I'm not forcing anything, but you had came to me over this issue.
[22:50] <ravelledBiscuiteer> well... um... i thought you might... want to know...
[22:50] <ravelledBiscuiteer> because the god person... was mad at you...
[22:51] <HammerTyme> I'll look into the closest thing to 'Fae repellent'.
[22:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> well... um... i should go... and make some tripwires...
[22:55] <ravelledBiscuiteer> thank you... for your help...
[22:57] <HammerTyme> Go get some sleep as well.
[22:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> you too...
[22:59]  * ravelledBiscuiteer [RB] ceased pestering hammerTyme [HT]