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- from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #476 and #477
- other Title.
- "Arthur Burbridge should really be in Heaven instead of Hell"
- "Visili was supposed to be in Limbo, but volunteered to stay in Hell for research purposes"
- "Red has killed an Exterminator with Witch's Jelly. Never again."
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- How would the characters from Roadside Picnic fare in HH/HB?
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- >Slavic dudes in gasmasks going to abandoned buildings to collect Hell artifacts to sell to the Vatican once they get topside
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- >Red looks the most 'human' out of all of the ex-stalkers, but he passively causes Artifacts to pop into existence around him. Also bleeds Witch's Jelly.
- >Visili has a gaping, bloody hole where his heart should be, and creates more Cobweb anomalies by simply being
- >Burbridge is in Limbo due to a severe clerical error
- >Arthur Burbridge is in hell in his stead
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- >Witch's Jelly is far more dangerous than holy water
- >Hell is a cakewalk compared to the Zones
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- you know shits bad on earth when hell is an easier place to live
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- yep
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- I forgot to mention that they were still human.
- They found the page after Blitzo lost it during a job.
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- That too, but think about it like this. Stalkers prefer Hell to the Zones. The Zones are just that bad.
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- >roadside picnic what-ifs
- >No mention of Porcupine, who fucking killed himself upon getting his one true desire from the Golden Orb-- Money
- >and not wishing for his brother back from the dead
- >implying he doesn't meet the other stalkers after being in hell for a while
- >Greed is a sin, and suicide is a MASSIVE sin against heaven
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- I've never actually read Road-Side picnic, I'm going off the STALKER games
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- >Red is a walking Zone
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- >The Von Eldritch family are descended from Wilbur Whateley
- >Lucifer and Michael are both worried about the state of affairs on Earth after hearing news about multiple Zones appearing
- >The Hayot are investigating Adina and Uriel
- >Conquest opens a paintball arena in Hell. The paintballs are filled with Witch's Jelly.
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- For context, Witch's Jelly ruins anything solid that it comes into contact with, turning it into more of itself. It's also called Hell Slime in the English translation.
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- >Red starts bleeding himself to collect Witch's Jelly in phials
- >'Just in case', he says.
- >Everyone hopes it never gets used. EVERYONE.
- >Cobweb anomalies are annoying as hell. Heart attacks can't kill demons, but they hurt like a bitch.
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- If there's any writefags around, could we get a story about Red's case worker in Purgatory absolutely fangasming over meeting one of, if not THE most well-known Stalkers?
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- Anyone?
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- not a writefag but I have no idea what is "Red's case worker" or who is the most well-known Stalkers.
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- Redrick/Red was previously working for the Russian government in an official capacity to recover artifacts from the Zones, and the reason he's the most well-known Stalker is due to how long he's been active. As for his case worker, pretty much the person who decided he was fit for Hell.
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- wow, thanks for telling me that anon.
- but what artifacts are they going after?, if they are going to met the well-known Stalker.
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- Anything, really. As long as they don't get killed by any of the many anomalies within the Zones, any artifacts they find are worth a helluva lot of money.
- And really, Redrick would be dead already. That's why he's in hell.
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- hm, I like it.
- now I want to see a story of this.
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- >Turns out "HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO UNSATISFIED!" just meant happiness for those in what they want in that moment.
- >OH, sure, said Red's caseworker, as she looked over his file with a grimace
- >your wish was selfless indeed... but happiness for everybody just meant they got what they wanted in that moment.
- >A warm meal for the homeless. A million dollars for someone in debt. A mother and her single child having their mortgage paid off
- >It was a fleeting wish and you ultimately changed nothing for a majority of the world.
- >Sorry, you're off to Hell, she said, because of everything else you did before that.
- >Like smuggling Witch's Jelly out of the zone
- >and letting Arthur die painfully within the Meat Grinder.
- >That act in of itself was quite a conundrum, and you'd be in Purgatory were it not for all of those other things
- >Including letting your father bumble around in your home. That was very selfish indeed.
- >Dying of a brain aneurysm was your ultimate reward, and now you're off to hell
- >Now? With those snobby angels coming around once a year, you've made it your job to figure out everything about Pentragram City.
- >And the area outside of pentagram city
- >Which is mostly just souless rock mountains pockmarked by yellowish lightning clouds and mindless demons, the ones unfit for "civilized life"
- >whether it be cruel irony, or a cosmic joke on god's part, you are paid a stipend to go out every weekend to find Hell's lost artifacts.
- >Turns out Lucifer and his cohorts have tons of lost items outside of the pentagram.
- >You never see the big man himself; its always contacts and smugglers, and opportunistic jackasses looking to loot you of the things you find outside of the pentagram
- >You don't know what the purpose is these items: a skull with a carving on it here, a spear made from flesh there...
- >it was all the same to you
- >At least it wasn't fucking illegal this time
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