Adventure of The Dragon /K/ing

>Be me, few Years after /k/onvergence
>family did pretty well for themselves after the contact wars
>Grandfather, and father  looted the battlefields for weapons and trinkets on both sides of the portals during the war
>Once government realized we were up against literal mythical creatures and actual magic, decide to lift almost all restrictions of weapon ownership. Cant own nukes, but whatever, family has a fucking functioning M60 tank, so idgaf
>Liberal heads fuckin explode. Was told it was a fun time.
>Anyway, with all the loot and money they earned, grandfather and father opened a gunstore.
>Ffwrd to now, I've inherited it after my father passed and business is good
>have a Giant of an Orc that helps with security and also works the front counter. Call him Krom because his actual name is some incomprehensible orcish bullshit
>fucking orcs man
>I dabble in basic repairs and operate the business and help krom work the front end
>have a fantastic dwarven gunsmith, Dangrim (Dan for short).
>I thought I was good. Dan makes me look like a toddler banging a toy hammer against a piece of wood.
>but it's cool, cause he also an enchanter. People pay top dollar for his enchantments.
>dont worry about him leaving as he says he owes my Family a Blood debt, which, apparently, is magically binding.
> Blood debt wont be lifted until either he saves the life of me or one of my offspring, or he dies.
>Father Saved his ass from becoming Dragon shit one day after he went on an expedition through the portals. When I asked for details, father only said that “That flying scaly lizard fuck sucked started the barrel end of my M60”
>The dragon attempted to eat the M60. Father made the dragon blow it out his ass, literally.
>now the dragons skull sits outside the Shop with a Crown of Dwarven Bronze atop its head.
> Dan made that not long after Father gave him a job.
>Father renamed Shop to Dragon King Customs
>father was autistic
>Murals of the battle painted on the walls.
>Imagine a Smaug type Fire Dragon facing down an M60 type of painting, actually looks really well done.

>Anyway, particularly slow day.
>Have a few regulars in, shoot the shit, give Krom shit for being an Orc and ask if he's fucked his sister today, Krom gives them shit about how Humans taste like a pig's asshole and that Orc Women would break tiny humans.
>They would
>Eventually everyone clears out and Krom decides to go grab lunch
>“Neat, what are you getting”
>“Chinese”
>“Bring me some Beef fried Rice”
>Krom just grunts as he walks out the door.
>I'm alone.
>Sit down and start scrolling through Instagram on my phone.
>Hear Dan hammering away at something in the back.
>Probably the Tank
>Fuckers been working on it off and on for a solid month
>Few minutes pass
>Suddenly hear a rumble
>Thefuck.jpg
>Building shakes
>THEFUCK.jpg
>Look over just in time to see Dan literally rolling out the door to the workshop, covered in black soot with more of it trailing behind him.

>“The fuck Dan, You good?”
>“Ayy laddie, sorry bout that. Used a little too much powdered crystal.”
>The dwarf is comically Jet black, covered head to toe in soot.
>“Did you break anything?”
>“Not this time” he said, smiling. his teeth contrasting against his black covered face
>At that moment, the front door rang opened.
>“Looks like ya got a customer Laddie, I'll leave you to it”
>Look in the direction of the door
>holyshit.gif
>Smoking hot half elf just walked into my shop.
>She takes a quick look around
>No doubt admiring my Humanliness
>Fuck, dont spill your spaghetti
>”Hello there Ma’am, Are you looking for anything in Particular today”
>fuck yeah, nailed it
>”Well, actually im looking for some Fire Enchanted Arrows, This is like, the only place in town that i hear you can get enchanted arrows.”
>”Heard correct Ma’am their right over here.”
>show her the where the arrows are, she picks about 3 dozen of them and pays for them.
>”Mind if i look around for a bit?”
>”No Go ahead”
>She starts browzing the wares.
>Gets to the guns
>is looking at each one of them
>stops to browse the WWII Surplus rack
>Good girl
>Finally speaks up
>”you after being on this side of the portal for as long as i have, ive never actually thought about looking at one of these”
>a Half Elf from the other side, thats actually pretty rare
>She continues to look at the rifles for a few more minutes then decides to leave
>feel like shit cause i didnt get to Talk to her much. Just stared like a fucking creep while she look at the guns.
>Krom Walks in as she is heading towards the door, carrying…. A child?
>its an Asian Child, kicking and screaming
>”Krom what THE FUCK”
>”What? I said i was getting Chinese.”
>jesusfuckingchristthisfuckingorc.mp3
>Kaylessa Looks mortified
>I know i look fucking mortified
>Krom is laughing Hysterically
>Drops the Asian Kid and tosses him a copper coin and the little shit runs out the door
>”Relax, You humans taste like a pigs asshole”
>Kaylessa Leaves laughing, Kroms laughing
>Dick
>Just give me my fried rice you orc fuck.

>All is pretty well quite for the next few weeks,
>Krom caught a couple of teenage Halfings trying to tag up the Dragon skull.
>They shit themselves when he told them that Halfling pairs really well with Grog and Lemon.
>Almost vomited upon hearing that.
>I've had grog.
>It tastes like Fetid Meat and Gasoline.
>I ran my truck off it one day. Took a month to for the smell to go away.


>The elf girl, Kaylessa, has stopped by a couple more times, she buys a few more arrows, some fire but mostly just practice arrows.
>Actually got to talk with her a little more, apparently she's from some high eleven city on the other side. Her father was Elf and Mother, human.
>Wanted to see what the other side was like so she came her, against her fathers wishes.
>Strawberry Blonde hair, Emerald green eyes, all traits of her mother.
>She seems interested in firearms in general. Though she wants to shoot some before committing to buying any.
>Tell her she's welcome to join us on one of our monthly shoots.
>She actually accepts asks if she can bring her bow.
>Of course my beautiful half elf gf
>Fuck stop that
>“Of course” I tell her

>Tell her the date and time to meet back at the shop.
>We even exchange phone numbers in case anything changes.
>Receive a Text not 5 mins after she leaves “I'm so excited!!”
>Me too, little elf, me too.

>Dan Slams a case down on the counter top
>Bout fall out of my chair
>“Jesus christ Dan!”
>“Ayy laddie, stop staring at her arse and ask her out already!”
>“W-w-what? I'm not..”
>FUCK
>Krom laughs from the other counter not looking away from his orcish playboy
>“No need explainin’, listen lad, I'm cutting out early today, this here is that revolver for that one fella with the glasses”
>“Frank”
>“Yeah Frank, anyway I'll be gone today, and tomorrow, he should be in tomorrow to pick it up.”

>“Where are you off too?”
>“I've got to set up an order with me cousin in Nuemagh, we're running low on powdered crystal and the like. Dwarven negotiations tend to take a day or two, so I'll let you know.”
>“Alright, just make sure to get me an invoice or estimate or something”
>“Will do laddie.”
>With that he heads out the door but not before saying
>“I hear Elves really like to be SHOWN outdoors, if you catch me drift”
hear him Ho ho ho-ing out the door
>Dick
>Slience
>Krom flips a page in his magazine
>“He's right you know” the orc says licking his finger to flip another page.
>Just glare at the orc


>The rest of the day went by uneventfully, krom also cut out early something about rutting.
>Fucking Orcs
>I'm closing up shop when I receive a text. Its Kaylessa.
>“Hey are you still at work?”
>“Yes I am, closing up shop now. what's up?”
>“K, be there in a sec”
>The door rang open. It was Kaylessa. it was literally a second later.
>That was quick
>“Hey anon, sorry to drop in so late, I had a little issue after work-”
>She seemed flustered.
>Eyes darted to the door and back again.
>“Its fine, are you ok?”
>“Pfft, me?! Of course, I'm Part high elf, not much can hurt me!”
>Just then, my door is kicked in
>Kaylessa squeals and jumps behind me.
>“Damn it, the one day I dont have my bow” she whispers to herself.
>Filing in come 2 huge Orcs followed by several Goblins.
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>Move Kaylessa and myself behind the counter
>“Can I help you fellas?”
>One of the goblins speaks up
>“Give us the elf girl”
>That fucking goblin chattering is fucking annoying.
>I hate goblins.
>“Umm, I dont think she wants to go with you”
>“She belongs to the Tax Collector”
>“Oh this fucking guy again, look, I know how you fucks operate, you dont just get to say she belongs to you willy nilly. Im gunna have to ask you to leave”
>“The Tax collector has laid claim to her, therefore she belongs to him”
>“This isnt the 1800s asshole, ain't no one owned by anyone anymore, goblin, elf, orc or human. Leave, or were going to have a problem”
>I reached underneath the counter until I felt the grip of the Benelli M4 that was underneath.
>Orc #1 took a couple of steps forward
>I pointed the shotgun in his direction and pulled the trigger, gun still under the counter top, 12 ga buckshot ripping the front of the counter apart and slamming into the orcs left shoulder sending him crashing to the ground
>I drew the M4 from its scabbard underneath, and pointed it at the other orc.
>By this time he was rushing forward. I pulled the trigger again and buckshot slammed into this ones chest, crumpling him, dead before he hit the floor.
It was at this point that the goblins had draw mainly hi-points, but a couple of them had Mac-10s.
>I pulled Kaylessa down behind the counter as bullets whizzed over our heads,
>I didnt even have to tell her to stay down.
>They continue to fire for a good 15 secs
>Come on, these fuckers have to reload at some point.
>Shooting stops
>I break from cover
>They all stop loading and look at me.
>Quick this is your chance to say something cool
>“Uh… Fuck you!”
>God damn it
>fire of 3 more rounds killing a few of the goblins, then take cover again as they reload and continue to fire
>4 rounds left
>I look over at Kaylessa
>Still alive, still breathing
>These goblins are shit fucking shots.
>They're not even attempting to shoot through our cover.
>Whatever, not jinxing it.
>Look over at Kaylessa and point towards the shop door.
>She nods and crawls towards the door, slipping into the back.
>Maneuver around the counter to flank the enemy
>Wait for the reload
>Silence, I think, too much EEEEEEEEE to tell
>Whatever, risking it for the biscuit
>I break from cover and again fire 3 more rounds into the goblins, killing the remaining ones.
>Stand there for a minute, Waiting to see if any of these greasy fucks decided to try their luck once more.
>None did.
>“Kaylessa! It’s safe to come out!” i cried out to her
>I see the shop door crack open and The half elf poked her head out. She looked like she wanted to vomited at once
>Thats when i noticed the smell
>These fuckers STINK. Holy shit, its going to take a week of cleaning to get this place back to smelling like Gunpowder and Freedom.
>Take a look around at the damage. A few Over unders that were in a glass case behind the >Counters are completely fucked. The wall behind the counter was completely fucked. But overall shop was in relatively good shape.
>Mural wasnt destroyed, Most of the guns were OK
>Floor was stained black though.  That probably wont be coming out.
>Walk over to Kaylessa
>“Are you hurt?”
>“N-no... Just a little shaken is all”
>“Are you sure? Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, i dont need you telling me youre fine now only to have you collapse a few minutes from now.”
>I began to look her over but she stopped me
>Cupped my face in her hands and-
>Holy shit, soft lips
>Felt her Chest press against mine
>Her Tits were a lot bigger than they looked
>She released my face and looking me in the eyes
>Soooo green
>“Thank you” she said
>Then her eyes flicked to behind me and became as large as dinner plates
>Oh shit, the other orc.
>I felt a large hand grab my shirt from behind and fling me across the room. M4 flying out of my hand.
>I tried to reach for the knife at my hip but before i could react the Orc was on top of me pounding my chest.
>Each time he struck i felt a Rib crack or break
>“Filthly fucking Human, First, im going to turn your brain into my next gravy, then Im going your Whore into my fuck slave”
>I felt an orcish meaty hand crash into my face
>Jaw is definitely broke
>Vision is blurry. Feel another hand smash me into my face. Feel my skull crack and vision is starting to dim.
>Hear a loud Crack as red, green and black fills my vision and I pass out.
>Fucking Orcs.

>Feel a warm tingly sensation. And a Massive headache.
>But whatever I'm laying on is nice and soft though. Open my eyes.
>Sobbing Half elf is Sobbing
>Her right hand glowing bright yellow
>“Please, please, please, Please, please!”
>Shuffle on place.
>“Hey”
>She stopped crying.
>Pass out again from being hug choked.

>Woke up in the Hospital 2 days later.
>Later Learned that the loud crack i heard was Kaylessa shooting the last shot in my M4, and the Red and green that filled my vision was mine and Orc blood pouring over my eyes.
>She blew his fucking head off.
>Good Girl.
>Turns out the Tax Collector was taken down by some Mercs, that same night though they coudnt find his body.


>I was Awake when Kaylessa came up to the Hospital to check up on me.
>She again thanked me when another death hug. Except this time i didnt pass out.
>“I'm sorry” she said after a few moments of silence. “This was all my fault”
>“Not your fault, in fact I'm glad you came to me. Dont think there would have been anyone within 6 blocks that could have taken care of those Rat bastards.”
>“Fucking goblins” she said
>Fucking goblins.
>She grabbed my hand and began to cry again.
>Fuck, stop that.
>I just sat there and squeezed her hand and let her cry. Simply because I didnt know what to do.

>We sat there and talked for what seemed like a couple of hours.
>That goblin pack had been following her from her work, back to her apartment, she then lead them on a wild chase that ended up at my Shop.
“>Speaking of work, what exactly do you do?”
>“Oh, I'm an Apprentice herbalist. Father wanted me to be an Archer in the army, and I'm  really good with my bow, but it just wasnt something that I wanted to do. I always looked at it as a hobby of sorts.”
>“Maybe one day you can show me how to use a bow. I've never shot one.”
>She smiled ear to ear “Sure!! Maybe when we go to the range!”
>“Absolutely” I said back.
>We locked eyes  and leaned toward one another
>“I think I've got a extra bow somewhere-” she trailed off.

>The door to the room burst open.
>“I hope you 2 ain't fookin’ in here! We’re coming in!”
>Fucking Dan.
>Kaylessa squeaked and shot back into her seat, her face and ears red as an apple.
>In walked the Dwarf and Krom, Dan bringing a vase of flowers and balloons, Krom gnawing on some beef jerky.

>“Jesus fucking christ Matey, I'm gone less than 12 hours and you managed to trash the place and wind up in the hospital” he sets the flowers down, “These are from me wife, by the way, NOT from me”
>“They're totally from him” said Krom, tearing into another piece of jerky
>“Ah shut up ya fookin orc! Anyway, what the hell happened laddy?”

>Recount the story of what happened, with Kaylessa there to fill in the gaps.
>“Jesus christ” Dan said.
>“Well someone got to the Tax Collector so we wont have to worry about any retaliatory attacks or the like… hopefully”
>“Oh you wont.” Krom piped up, jerky hanging in his mouth, “Not with Orcs anyway, there ain't a one in the city that's gunna fuck with you now. Even her” Krom said pointing at Kaylessa.
>“Why is that? Ain't yall got some sort of blood bound or something”
>“Yeah, but the 2 orcs yall popped were some of the Tax Collectors best and most renowned lieutenants. Dont be surprised when we go through the portals of you're already recognized by some of the orcs”
>“What?”
>“Gods damn it you dumb bastard” Said Dan.
>“The fuck is he one about dan?”

>Dan's cousin, who runs the crystal mine near Neumagh, has been having some trouble getting his shipments to the other cities and portals throughout the other side.
>Something involving some Lich, undead and the like as well as general Bandit fuckery.
>He told them we'd take care of it if he tripled our shipment.
>“Plus, me cousin knows some very wealthy and powerful people laddie. He may help us with marketing on the other side as well”
>Got to admit, tripling of our shipment of crystal would have likely made it almost worth it by itself. This last part intrigued me though.
>If I could get even one Dwarven, eleven, human lord or orcish Warlord to Purchase weapons and the like exclusively from me, like a military contract, I'd be set for life.
>Dragon King Customs could become a absolute unit of a powerhouse in the industry.
>“When do we leave?”
>“A month”
>Neat, I guess were mercenaries now
>“Umm…” kaylessa started “would it be alright if I tagged along. I've been planning to go see my father next month and think it would be safer if I traveled with you guys.”
>Dan raised an eyebrow
>“F-for safety of course!”


>Fast forward a couple of weeks.
>Me and Kaylessa had been on a couple of dates, movie and dinner type stuff.
>Her favorite was Red Dawn, every time the scene came up, she jumped up and >“WOLVERINES!!”
>it was actually kinda cute, seeing the redheaded half elf in and Ushanka recreated the scene.
>Wait, when did she get an Ushanka?
>Whatever it looked good on her.
>Anyway fast forward to the following Saturday, and I awoke to the sound of my Alarm.
>Wait a minute, its Saturday, and I dont have an Alarm.
>Pick up my phone
>Holytextmessges.png
>Text messages coming in by the second.
>“Hey, its range day!”
>“You up?”
>“Get up and let's go!”
>Look at the time. 830 am.
>Just2morehoursplease
>I laid my head back down.
>Another one  DJ Khaled

>Meet up with her a couple of hours later.
>Got some breakfast
>Pick up some supplies, coolers, ice, drinks, snacks, chair etc.
>Went back to my place, emptied my the gun safe and then met Krom back at the shop. Loaded his Jacked up Jeep and my Truck with ammo, tannerite, and other various range supplies
>“Where's Dan”, I asked
>“Hes already out there setting some stuff up.

>Drive 30 mins outside of town to our private range.
>Well, MY private range. Under the Shops name.
>It's mostly used by Dan for testing shit he cant test in the shop.
>Everyone is here, Dan and his family and Krom And and his little brother and me and Kaylessa.
>After  setting up targets I give the Ok and everyone commences firing.

>Kaylessa sits back for a few rounds and just watches me, eventually get her behind the trigger of my Mark IV.
>She get discouraged a little when she cant make group as small as mine
>Remind her it takes Years of practice to get where I'm at and that for a beginner, she's not half bad
>Perks back up at that and continues firing.
>Help her with proper sight alignment, hand placement, trigger control etc.
>Everyone is having a blast.
>/k/ube is pleased to have earned a new disciple today.
>She's loving it.
>“Got anything else for me?” She asks
>Oh baby, you have no idea.
>Start working up the calibers
>380, 9mm, 45(fuck 40) 10mm.
>223, 308 303, 8mm,
>She eventually sees what I was hoping she wouldnt.
>S&W 500
>Why did I bring that?
>She wants to shoot it.
>Tell her it's not a good idea. Recoil is exceptionally heavy.
>Krom walks over, loads the revolver and fires off all 5 rounds.
>“Not that bad” he says
>That's because your a 7ft tall orc.
>Dick
>Look over at Kaylessa, she's giving me puppy dog eyes
>Stop that
>Cave in
>“Fine, but one round only and I'm going to help you”
>She cheers gleefully.
>This is going to suck.
>I hate this fucking gun. Why did I buy it?
>Show Kaylessa how to properly hold it.
>Stand behind her and wrap my hands around her and the gun.
>Tips of her ears are bright red.
>Even for a half elf, her frame is tiny.
>“Are you ready?” I asked her
>“Yes!” She said excitedly
>I cock the hammer,
>Her hands are so soft.
>I wrap my trigger finger around hers,
>“On 3”
>1
>2
>BANG!
>“ Holy shit!!” she screamed, “That sucked but was awesome at the same time!”
>She beaming ear to ear.
>Do I smell blackberries?

>Fast forward to later in the evening
>Everyone is done shooting, and has started to eat.
>Krom and his little brother have seeming pulled a spit roast pig from nowhere, pretty sure they snuck off and killed it earlier.
>all the gear is packed save 1 rifle covered by a tarp
>Dan looks over at me
>“You ready laddie?”
>“Oh you know it!”
>I got down on the ground next to the rifle and ripped the tarp off.
>Underneath is a Barrett M82A1.
>I definitely smell blackberries.
>“Alright laddie, target is 500m out, orange looking plate.”
>“Copy, target found, whenever you're ready”
>“Sending”
>There was only a slight delay, then hill exploded in a shower of different colored lights.
>I got back up and took my seat next to Kaylessa who was absolutely beaming in the night.

>Take her hand in my and we embrace each other in a kiss that could have lasted an eternity.
>So soft.


>About 3 weeks later,
>Everyone is getting their gear packed to go through the portal.
>Dan mentions that we can take only what we can carry
>Why? I have my truck, stupid dwarf
>Says distances are vast and would likely run out of gas before reaching the first town.
>Says there no infrastructure to support vehicles earthling vehicles.
>Fuck, were doing it Amish then.

>Me and Kaylessa have been seeing more and more of each other.
>She bought her first gun, a CZ 75BD.
>Says she liked that one the best after shooting my SP01 on range day.
>Good girl
>She's also taken a liking to my CZ Scorpion Evo Carbine.
>Says that she'll get her one eventually.
>Begin loading the carriage.
>Camping gear. Check
>Food. Check
>Water. Check
>Ammo. Check
>Weapons. Check.
>Red headed half elf. Check.
>I help her up in the carriage
>She takes our rifles and sets them in the floorboard.
>Brought the Scorpion and her bow for her, And my G3 and Benelli as well as our side arms.
>Do a final gear check to make sure we haven't forgotten anything.
>Look back at my Elf
>“Ready?”
>She sticks her head out the Carriage window, wearing my MICH Helmet “Ready!” She says and gives me a Salute.
>I snap the reigns and and we begin making our way down the street.


>We stopped at the Shop to pick up Dan and Krom.
>They had been preparing the shop for our journey.
>Krom handling physical security and Dan putting enchantments on the building and equipment to keep the tweakers and thieves out.
>Beststaff.jpeg
>Krom is talking with several other Orcs.
>They all put their hands to their chest and dispersed.
>Dan and Krom loaded up into the carriage, Krom putting a massive battle Axe on top of the carriage.
>Krom got in the carriage, fucker too tall and looked scrunched up and very uncomfortable. He just pulled out his Playboy and sat with no complaints
>When pressed about the Orcs
>“Wont have to worry about anyone Stealing or vandalizing anything.”
>Ok
>Everyone loaded up and we crossed town to the Portal.
>We were stopped at the portal entrance by a couple of Centurions in riot gear.
>They stopped us, asking to see our papers
>“Ayy here you go laddie,”  Dan hands them the papers
>“We’ll have to search for weapons” says the Centurion on the right.
>“Were fucking arms dealers you fooking Dolt, o’ course we have weapons!” Dan lifts his Shirt to reveal his CC.
>An Old Smith and Wesson Model 29
>Fucking dwarf Thinks he’s dirty Harry. Would be if he were 3 foot taller.
>I chime Up
>“Do we have to remind you of The Portal Travelers Protection Act as well?”
>The other Centurion pipes up
>“Let them pass Rick, Enough of your anti-gun, anti-weapon bullshit. Go on Sir, Safe Travels”
>Fuck you, Rick. Rick the Prick.
>Suck my dick, rick
>“Oh, this is your first time isnt it Laddie?” I Heat Dan say from the drivers seat.
>He had taken over allowing me to sit in the Carriage with Kaylessa and Krom.
>“It is”
>“Ayy, youre in for a helluva time! Were gunna pop that Portal Cherry! Or has the lass over there already done it! HO HO HO”
>I could physically hear the dwarf wink
>Kaylessa had been taking a swig from her Canteen and nearly choked on the water. Her ears flushed red.
>“Keep it up old man, and ill Release you from your blood oath.”
>“Ohh really? Well, Maybe i ough-”
>“By throwing you to the first Dragon we come across”
>Silence.
>That's right. I'm the captain now.
>I look over at Kaylessa who is still blushing.

>We approached the portal and i began to feel a tingle.
>Dan shouts from the driver seat.
>“Were passin’ through now!”
>The tingle Gets stronger.
>Fuck it feels like im on fire now.
>Look down.
>Realizing im Pitching a tent the size of the Eiffel Tower.
>“DAN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!”
>Theres a Buzzing in my ear now
>“WELL, YOU SEE LADDIE, THE PORTALS MAGIC AFFECTS EACH INDIVIDUAL SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EACH TIME YOU PASS THROUGH!”
>I stick my head out the window
>Through gritted teeth “Ive got a fucking boner dude!”
>The dwarf turns and looks at me.
>His beard is lifted 90 degress off his chest, his hair is Flared out like a peacock.
>“HO HO HO, ILL BET THE LASS WILL ENJOY THAT!”
>Oh shit
>She might
>BHC
>Look over at Kaylessa
>Her Ears and face are Flushed completely red
>Occasionally she squeaks as if something is startling her
>She she’s also squirming in place like she needs to use the bathroom.
>The sent of Blackberries and pine is overwhelmingly powerful
>Krom is just sitting in his seat. Flipping through his Playboy.
>Only thing off is his tongue is hanging out of his mouth.
>Hes just pressing his finger to his tongue when he flips a page.
>Then the feeling just stops
>“STOP THE CART!”
>Dan grinds to a hault lurching Kaylessa into my Lap.
>She jumps up and squeals. Didnt even realize it was possible for her to get any redder.
>Realize Im still hard as a rock.
>Kaylessa jumps out of the Carriage and run off into the woods
>“Give her a second lad.” Dan says, “the effects will wear off in a bit”
>The smell of Blackberries and pine was overwhelming.

>After a few minutes, Kaylessa come strolling out of the tree line
>Looking a lot less flustered, but she’s pretty quite
>Doesnt say a word for the next few hours.
>After getting our bearings, we headed for Neumagh.
>It was going to take a few weeks to reach our destination
>For the first few days, everyday at lunch, Me and Kaylessa would find a Clearing and set up targets to practice with so she could get use to the Scorpion.
>She picked it up pretty quick and could almost shoot it as well as i could.
>Well, if were ever attacked by a few tin Cans and Rocks…
>We would also hunt when we stopped for the night.
>While i had been showing her how to Shoot a gun, She was showing me how to shoot a bow.
>I was getting pretty good, but compared to the borderline Master Archer next to me, i always looked like it was my first time Jacking off.
>I managed to smash a rabbit in the eye one night
>“Hey, youre getting pretty good! There may be some meat left on this one!” Kaylessa said, Punching me in the shoulder
>“You know, it is Customary that Elves make their own Bow when they come of age. Maybe when we go see my father, ill see about getting you made into an Honorary Elf so that when you make your Bow it can be Blessed”
>“Wait, you made your own Bow?”
>It was beautiful.
>It looked as though only a master Woodworker could have made such a thing.
>The core of the bow limbs as well as the arrow rest and grip where made of solid Osage
>Ebony made up the backing of the limbs as well as the tips.
>There was a single Green thread engraved into the bow, flowing perfectly with the edges of the bow
>Even the string was made of Dire Elk sinew and enchanted to never break or fray.
>It complimented her, Very well.
>We killed a few more Rabbits and even a wild boar for Krom to put on the Spit over the fire.
>When we had all finished eating, Dan got up from the rock he was sitting on and climb on top of the Carriage.
>Hear some rustling around then a loud crash
>He fell.
>After more than a few rounds colorful dwarven Cursing, Dan walked back into the campsite, holding a wood chest.
>Oh shit, i think i know what that is
>“Ar’ Ya ready to get fookin plastered!” the Dwarf shouted.
>Please Dan, we’ve got a long day tomorrow
>It was too late, fucking dwarf was already Pouring shots
>“This ‘ear is some of the Finest Dwarven whiskey On BOTH side of the Portal! HO HO HO”
>Me and Kaylessa just looked at each other, tapped our Glasses together then downed the shots.

>“The Dragon ‘as got the *Hic* Tank in its mouth, Im sitting ‘ere thinking we’re all about to be turned *hic* into Dragon shit, Then Robert, opens the hatch on the Tank, wearin’ that ridiculous, What helmet was it laddie?”
>“American WW2”
>“RIght, *hic* that one.  Wearin’, that ridiculous helmet and Tells the Dragon, Like it can understand English ‘BLOW IT OUT YOUR ARSE!!!’ Then gives the order to fire!”

>The dwarf falls off his rock, laughing his ass off. Hell even Krom is laughing Hysterically.

>“D-do ya understand the Balls of Steel someone has to have To shove a Tank cannon down a dragons throat! HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!”
>Theres a brief moment of silence
>“Ahh, good ol’ Robert. If not for him *hic* None of us would be here right now”
>The Dwarf Passes out another round of shots.
>“TO ‘OBERT”
>“To Robert!”
>“To Robert!”
>To dad


>Krom Takes another shot and falls back, out like a light
>Dan climbs up the carriage, finally reaching the top after falling off a few times, where he promptly passes out.

>I get up to lay out the bedding in both of our tents.
>Fucking Stumble over a rock Flat on my face.
>Way to much to drink.
>Kaylessa gets up and wobbles over to where im laying, tripping over the same rock
>We laid there for a minute, Laughing
>“Maybe we should get to bed, We’ve got a long day tomorrow”
>“Youre right,” she says and  gets up almost falling over again.
>I lay there and watch her go into her tent.
>She turns and looks back at me just before going inside and shakes her ass.
>THICC.jpg
>Manage to crawl back to my tent.
>Lay there for a second
>Hear a ZAAAPPP sound and see a blue light, followed by a Drunken Dwarven “Hehehe”
>Pass out to Dream of Elf ass and guns.

>“‘Oi Laddie! Get up!”
>Ughmmmhmhh
>“Oi ya fookin Doat!”
>5 more Minutes
>Am Dragged out of my Tent into the sunlight
>AHHHFUUUUCKK
>So bright.
>Heads Throbbing
>Feel like shit
>“What the hell was in that Whiskey?”
“>I told ya it was the finest Dwarven Whiskey on both sides of the Portal!”
>Kaylessa walks up and kneels next to me.
>Puts a cup in my hand
>“Here drink this”
>Look inside the Cup
>“Its Purple”
>It'll help with the nausea and the headaches, though you’ll still want to drink water afterwards”
>“What is it?”
>“Bunch of Herbs i found around the area this morning, Now drink!”
>I down the concoction and almost vomit
>However, the effect was almost immediate.
>Before long were packed up and heading down the road.

>Make our first contact with people about a week later.
>Well, They looked like people from a distance

>The Carriage came to a sudden halt.
>Poke my head out to see what all the fuss is about.
>Dan points straight ahead to a downed tree in the road
>Tomhardythatsbait.gif
>“Can we go around?”
>“No. To do so we have to backtrack ‘nother 4 days.”
>Fuck
>Look at Krom and Kaylessa.
>“Gear up.”
>Kaylessa looked worried
>Grabbed my Binos, plate carrier and G3 and climbed on top of the carriage with Dan.
>See Krom Grab his Axe off the top and Stepped out of the carriage, looking around.

>Kaylessa Stays in the carriage holding her Scorpion and making sure her bow was near her
>Look down the binos
>“I dont see any movement.”
>“ayy , theyre probably in the tree line”
>We go over our plan of attack
>“Its a relatively small tree, i think we can tow it out of the way with the Carriage.” Says Kaylessa
>“Yeah but we wont be able to do that until we clear out the undead.”
>She may be only half elf, but she certainly wasnt lacking in the Scout and Stealth department.
>There were at least if not more than a dozen Skeletons, most armed with swords but a couple with AKs  and One garbed in Black Robes who we assumed was the Necromancer controlling them.
>“OK, heres what we’re going to do. Its fucking Nuts but it’ll have to work ”

>Dan sat on top of the Carriage
>“I cant b’lieve were fookin’ doing this. Ayy laddy, you said you were gonna feed me to a dragon not to some fookin’ rattlecage!”
>“It’ll work! Just do it when Krom give the Signal!”
>At that moment a flare shot up in the Sky, Followed by an Orcish Warcry.
>The Carriage surged forward and it took off down the trail”
>“FASTER!” I yelled and felt the carriage surge again.
>I poked my head out of the Carriage only to see how close we were.
>Almost, Almost.
>A bullet whizzed past my head.
>I shot back in to avoid another one, then back out.
>“NOW!!” i yelled out.
>I Felt the Carriage lurch to one side and begin to turn
>TokyoDriftTheme.mp3
>We came to a stop roughly 10 yards from the tree
>Both me and Kaylessa opened up the window and proceeded to engage the enemy.
>I Took out both Skeletons with the AKs, turning their Skulls into bone meal
>7.62 NATO Stronk
>Hear Krom laughing and bone snapping
>Kaylessa lets loose from her scorpion and re-kills 3 more
>I Jump out with a make shift hook and rope in my hand and sprint for the tree
>Get to the tree and hook it
>Just then a skeleton reached over the tree grabbing my arm
>COLD
>Draw my SP01 and put 3 in its skull.
>”LOOK OUT!”
>Turn to my left to see 3 skeletons had broken off from the fight with Krom and where sprinting in my direction.
>Drop one with my G3 and watch the other 2 get turn to powder
>Look over at the carriage to see Dan Firing his Model 29.
>”Any day now laddy!”
>”Go its Ready! Im going to help Krom!”
>With that Sprint off into the treeline to find the Orc.
>Just had to follow the sound of crunching bones.
>Krom had despatched the Majority of the Skeletons save for 2 and the Necromancer.
>Maneuver myself to the side of the 2 Skeletons
>Luckily Undead arent too smart
>Shot both of them in the Head before they even realized i was there.
>Turn to the Necromancer, who, despite being a skeleton himself, looked shocked.
>Krom Strode forward, grabbed the Necromancer by the Skull, and squeezed until his skull was nothing but dust.

>”What took ya so long” Said Krom


>We rummage through the remains.
>Not much but a few gold coins
>Took the AKs for trading later.
>Went over to the Necromancers Corpse
>Not much, though Dan says his robes are enchanted
>“May fetch a high price”
>“If sold to another Necromancer”
>“May be able to find a Fencer in Neumagh”
>Look through the pockets
>Theres a note
>“The fuck Kind of writing is this”
>Looks like Hieroglyphs mixed with arabic mixed with scribbles
>“Hell if i know” Dan says
>“Looks ancient” Kaylessa said
>“Have any Idea?” i said passing her the note
>“No, If there are any alive today, it would only be some of the oldest elves by the look of it”
>“Wonder if it has anything to do with what your cousin wants us to take care of Dan?”
>“Well, Could be. He did say they were ‘aving problems with Undead”
>I stood up.
>“Better burn them, just to be safe”
>We gathered up all of the loot and put it in the Carriage
>After setting all the bones in a pile, Kaylessa took one of her Fire Arrows and set them a blaze
>Undead Bar B Que
>Fuck i could go for a steak right now.
>Beans
>Mashed Potatoes

>2 Weeks later We came over a hill with beautiful sight
>Neumagh Came in sight
>finally
>Will be able have a real bed.
>Real food
>real bath, no more bathing in creeks
>”Ayy Laddy, I’ll have to show you how the Dwarves party!”
>”Think we should get a couple of days rest first”
>”Yeah, i could use a good bath” Said Kaylessa

>a Few Hours later we arrived at the Gates.
>The first thing that caught my attention was the Massive fucking Canon.
>Im gunna love this place.
>we part our carriage outside at the stables and let the stable dwarves take care of our horses and lock the carriage up
>”Dan, go tell your cousin were here. I'm gunna go find us an inn”
>”I'll go with you” said Kaylessa
>”Great, Krom you go-”
>the Orc was already gone
>cool
>me and Kaylessa
>we purchased a map from a dwarf child near the entrance to the city
>we made our way through the Market and Shopping districts to the Inn, making note of where all the major shops were at
>got 4 rooms
>Kaylessa insisted she pay for her own
>muh strong independent woman
>me and Kaylessa go up to our rooms to relax
>sat there in the chair for a few minutes,
> realize I fucking reek
>how long have I smelled like this?
>honestly dont know how Kaylessa or anyone didnt gag when they were around me.
>kaylessa never smelled, like at all
>must be some Elven Voodoo
>decide to take a bath
>actual functioning shower
>praise the /k/ube

>get out of the shower, must've been in there for an hour.
>I'm a couple of shades lighter
>Fuck forgot my underwear
>dry off with a towel and walk out of the bathroom
>walk over to my bag of clothes and start rummaging through them to find a pair.
>feeling the breeze
>Big Dick a swingin’
>Door Burst Open
>Reach for my CZ and prepare to engage
>bitch I'll fight naked idgaf
>standing there is Dan and Kaylessa
>”HO HO HO!”
>”DAN WHAT THE FUCK”
>Kaylessa blushes and turns away
>”AYY LASS, NOW YA KNOW WHAT HES A PACKIN’!”
>Kayless turns and runs down the hallway
>”What the fuck!? Its called knocking you little dwarf prick!”
>”Ayy, we did, multiple times. We'd been standin’ there for a solid 10 mins. Thought maybe something was wrong.”
>”just get out”
>”What for? We need to talk!”
>”Im fucking naked you fuck”
>”We’re men here! It ain't like you got nothing to be embarrassed of!”
>”oh God damn it, Dan just get out, I'll be down on a minute”
>Fucking Dwarves man
>5 mins Later I was dressed
>realize it's my last clean set and I need to buy new clothes
>no amount of dry cleaning will get that funk out.
>head downstairs to the Inn’s lobby
>I need a drink
>look around
>see Dan and Krom at a table in the corner of the room, they wave me over
>oh look a bar
>Kaylessa is there
>Approach the Half Elf
>”H-hey-”
>she whips around, Blushes, then runs off to the table without saying a word
>Order a beer
>this better be a damn good beer
>it is
>Even by Human standards this Tankard is fucking large
>walk over to the Table and sit down.
>Krom and Dan were laughing about something
>”Have a nice bath laddy?”
>”it was a shower, and yes.”
>”now what was so God damn important”
>”ayy, right to it then” the dwarf took a long swing from his tankard almost draining it completely.
>”About a weeks ride to the north of here is the crystal mine me cousin runs. They've closed the mines for now, but he wants us to go in and clear out the undead.”
>”Wait, doesnt Neumagh have an army for this kind if shit?”
>”Ayy, but they are a little spread thin, between TRYING to keep the roads in the area safe, and fightin’ off orcish Warbands, and me cousin just doesnt want some random Merc Group running in and fuckin’ shit up and stealin’ from ‘em”
>he took another long draft from his Tankard.
>”And the Hero of Neumagh has been gone for some time, heard he ran off with some Elven Lass. BUT, he said once we get the job done he'll fill our Cart with as much Powdered Crystal as we can carry.”
>Dan looked at me
>”And he'll hear any business opportunity that we ‘have for em”
>jackpot
>”So specifics on the job?”
>we went over the details of the job.
>some of the miners had breached the side of a massive chamber which contained the Undead
>”Do we know how many?”
>”dozens at least, maybe even hundreds”
>holy fuck.
>”they want to send 4 of us against a possible few hundred undead?”
>”Relax Laddie, were not going Alone, he does have some men to spare.”
>”how many?”
>a shit eating grin came across Dan's face
>”4”
>I want to slap this fucking dwarf

>we finished our round of drinks
>Krom and Dan got up and left
>something about Krom showing Dan how to drink and Dan taking offense saying that Dwarves were the best drinkers in all the land”
>I'm left alone with Kaylessa
>she hasn't said more than 2 words
>”Hey” I said
>the fuck is wrong with her
>”you ok? You haven't said much.”
>”y-yeah… Sorry, we, umm, barged in like that.”
> “No, it's fine, I guess I shouldn't have taken as long as I did.”
> “just wasnt prepared to see… That” she said.
> “who prepares to see a naked man pointing a gun at them?”
>She laughed
> “guess you're right”
> “I am right”
> “it was pretty funny honestly…. I guess it'll have to do” she said with a smile
>”what do you mean?”
>”N-nothing!”
>ok we're getting away from this conversation
>”I need to go shopping, need some new clothes”
>”Oh, I think theres a store in the Market that Caters to humans and the Like, I'll come with you. I need to do some shopping myself.”
>ok
>we headed out to the Market district
>Imagine a bustling bazaar
>Gun shops and the ilk everywhere
>stop by one selling surplus Gear
>we go in and Kaylessa has a field day
>me looking at some Mags for my G3
>Kaylessa found some Surplus American gear from WWII
>she grabs a whole bunch of stuff and runs into the dressing room, telling me not to move
>ok
>I've moved on to browsing old bayonets
>realize the 1897 Bayonet would be like a Long Sword in the Kaylessa's hands
>She is pretty short
>5 mins later she says she ready
>comes out of the dressing in US WWII fatigues, steel helmet and a Cigar in her mouth.
>Realize I still have my phone
>no service but i can still take a picture
>”Strike a Pose”
>strikes this little “Heroic” Pose with one of the Tommy guns of the shelves.
>Cute
>Pay for her stuff and leave
>Still need to find me some clothes
>continue walking down the streets of the Market
>found an ice cream vendor
>I got cookies and cream, she got Strawberry
>continue on down the streets, fighting off the peddlers and pickpockets
>find a store that sells human clothes
>we go in
>get everything I need for the next few weeks
>pretty loaded Down with bags and shit at this point
>decide to go back to the inn to unload
>We start to head back when a stand that we hadnt seen caught Kaylessa’s eye
>Standing at the Stand was an Elf. A high Elf to be exact
>Seems to be selling trinkets
>Kaylessa begs to go over
>fine
>We go over
>Just a bunch of jewelry
>Sleezy Guy though, Would seem typical to me of a high elf selling low end jewelry to dwarves
>She sees a nice gold necklace with a Ruby attached
>She Tries it on
>Notice it gives off an ever so faint red light
>Turns to me brimming from ear to ear
>”You look amaz--”
>”What did you say?”
>She wasnt paying attention
>”Said it looks good”
>The High Elf male pipes up “Ahh excellent choice Mad’am, that is a Choice gem, select from the Mines of the High Elven Kingdom of Alavere. You wont find one like it.”
>Imagine a Slimey French fuck with knife ears
>”How much?”
>”Ahh Mad’am, for one of your beauty, It can be yours for 75 gold”
>What the fuck? Thats fucking expensive as shit
>Can physically see Kaylessa’s heart drop
>Legit looks sad af
>Cant be havin’ no sad Halfie on my watch
>”We’, take it” I said
>Kaylessa starts to protest
>”Negative, Its a gift from me”
>I mean, Technically were dating right? And I havent gotten her anything? Right….?
>Hand the High elf the money and Kaylessa takes the Necklace and bounces away.
>I know im getting fucked, but happy elf is happy/
>Glare at the High elf
>Sleezy fuck just gives me a shit eating grin and goes back to Peddling his wares
>We continue on back to the Inn
>Drop All of our stuff off in our rooms
>Change into clothes that arent road worn
>”Lets go find Dan and Krom”

>walk downstairs and find Dan and Krom pounding back another shot
>They are completely Sauced
>I know this because, Krom, who is usually quiet and reserve, see us, gets up on the Bar and announces our arrival
>We take our seats next to the other 2
>We order our drinks
>Beer for me
>Kaylessa order some elven wine
>Dan and Krom order another bottle of whiskey
>Theres already 4 on the table
>How are you not dead?
>Notice that Kaylessa is fumbling with the Ruby around her neck
>Unfortunately so does Dan and Krom
>Oh no.
>Krom Smiles at Dan and Dan smiles at Krom
>Somethingnefarious.exe
>Dan pipes up “OH LADDIE, BOUGHT HER A NECKLACE INSTEAD OF A RING? WELL, I KNEW SHE DIDNT LOOK LIKE A RING GIRL ANYWAY!”
>Krom Gets up “HEY EVERYONE, THESE ARE GOING TO TIE THE KNOT”
>OH NO
>I try to wave it off
>Kaylessa has her face buried in her hands. Blushing and muttering something under her breath
>Cant hear cause of thunderous dwarven cheering
>Too late to stop now
>Drinks come pouring in
>Realize a little bit later this was their plan
>They didnt say a word, are these fuckers communicating Telepathically or something?
>Free drinks the rest of the night.
>After the first few rounds, start slowing down on my drinks.
>Dont want a hammer beating on my head in the morning
>Kaylessa does the same, though elves, even half ones, get drunker a lot quicker than humans.
>Krom and Dan are completely fucked
>Literally just mumbling nonsense to each other and taking shots every 30 secs
>Are yall part of a fucking suicide pact or something.
>The Bartender announces last call and Krom and Dan jump up and run to the bar.
>Look at Kaylessa, She can barely stand herself
>Help her up to her room
>”Goooooooooddnnnigght fuuture hushband” She say
>internal screaming
>”He he Goodnight to you too”
>She plants a kiss on me
>Sooo soft
>Turn around to head back downstairs to make sure Dan and Krom havent broken anything
>Get Half way down the stairs before i am Pulled back up

>Turn back around
>Ahhhh yeah, finna get me some elf pussy.
>Bout god damn time
>Realize the hand is Scaly as fuck
>Am i drunk or did she get a really bad rash
>Get Pinned against the Wall
>Ok not ok
>Realize at this point that this is not Kaylessa
>”Yooouuu” It Hisses
>The fuck?
>Its scaly arm protruding from a grey cloak.
>”Me?”
>”Yoooouuu Will freeee her”
>Breath smells of burning flesh
>”What?”
>”You burn with his blood” Said the creature
>”What?”
>It releases one of its hands from my shoulders and grabs the hood of his cloak and pulls it back for the big reveal
>Has the head of a fucking Dragon, but, is the same height as me
>It Raises a hand and presses a thumb to my forehead
>OH FUCK IT HOT!
>Feels like my Flesh is burning
>”YOU WILL SEE”
>”WHAT?”
>Everything stops for a second
>The dragon is looking at me
>motherfuckersaywhatagain.jpg
>Burning starts again
>Suddenly Visions start flashing before me
>I see a Mountain
>The mountain rushes forward and i see an entrance to a cave
>See carvings around the Entrance
>Mines of Moria type shit
>Except its in the same Language as the note recovered from the Necromancer
>I rush into the entrance, through a series of dimly lit tunnels and reach a Massive chamber, passing scores of undead along the way
>realize inside the chamber that the mountain is a long dead Volcano
>Rim must be almost 4 miles above me
>Is really fucking dark
>Cant see anything
>Suddenly, a massive, ear shattering Roar can be hear
>Look towards the center of the volcano
>See a small glint then, a rush of fire
>Hear a voice
>”Free her, but bewarned, danger is close”
>Darkness
>Ohhhh shit, foreshadowing

>Wake up on my bed
>what the fuck was that, a dream?
>fuck I need to stop drinking with the dwarf
>what time is it?
>it's still night
>Look at the dwarven steam clock on the wall.
 >Its barely 2 in the morning
>Get up to get a Drink of water.
>Head is fucking pounding
>Drank way too much i think
>But i dont remember drinking a whole lot
>Whatever
>suddenly My wall shakes
>The fuck
>Mirror over the Crude sink falls and shatters
>Realize this is the wall that connects to Kaylessa’s room
>the fuck is going on
>Another shake
>This Put my ear to the wall
>Hear muffled screaming
>SON OF A BITCH
>Grab my CZ
>Make sure its loaded
>Swing open my door
>And am met with a fist crashing into my face
>Fuck not again
>Jaws not broke this though
>Stumble back a few paces
>Im dazed for a sec
>blink it out and look up to see an Orc pushing into my room
>Fucking hell
>Still a little Jarred
>Shoot my first shot and miss
>He Rushes in and i fire 3 more shots hitting him twice in the shoulder and once grazing his neck
>The Orc Tackles me to the Ground and Bites my Shoulder, Ripping a chunk of flesh off the bone
>Let out a roar and stick my CZ to his chest, Emptying Half the mag into his chest
>try to get up but the weight of the orc and my fucked up shoulder prevent me from being able to lift him off me
>Krom burst into my room with his Axe Raised and wearing nothing but a loincloth
>”GET HIM OFF”
>Krom lifts the dead orc off of me, I get up look at my shoulder
>fuck that's going to get infected
>the wall shakes again
>run out of the room and hear the screaming again, this time louder.
>reload my CZ and ran into the hall to her door.
>look at Krom
>BREACHING BREACHING
>Kick the door in and see that slim ball Elf from the jewelry stand beating and tugging at Kaylessas clothes
>NOT MY FUCKING ELF
>Walk in gun raised
>Walk up behind the Greasy fuck
>Sudden Sharp pain in my back
>look down, realized I've been shot
>fall down to my knees and turn my head around
>I didnt check my corners
>how the fuck did I not see another Orc standing in the room
>This is how i die. With a High elf raping my Half elf, and with my body probably going to get fucked and eaten.
>Well, at least I died trying to save her
>turn around and see the orc standing over me, Hi-Point in my face, smiling and drooling
>God damn it, a fucking Hi-Point is what's going to kill me.
>Think I'd rather be eaten
>Just then, the Orc disappears from my view and I hear the sound of a fight,
>Get up to my knees and see Krom Playing a good ol game of fisticuffs with the Orc, winning of course.
>The other Orc got a few licks in, but it just enraged Krom.
>God damn it I love this orc
>No homo
>By this time the Elf has stopped trying to Rape Kaylessa and is staring in shock at the momentous battle taking place.
>They are absolutely fucking this room up.
>Krom throws lefts and rights each connecting with the orc
>see one of the Orcs Tusks Snap off from a Blow
>Finally, The other orc staggers back and falls to one knee
>Krom walks over grabs the Orc by the head and twists, snapping his neck.
>The Jeweler is sitting there mouth agape
>I drag myself up
>look at the elf
>He's fucking terrified
>Put the barrel of my CZ on his knee cap and pulled the trigger
>His screams of agony are my kink
>”Krom, Find out what he knows”
>By this time Dan has joined the Lobby
>Krom drags The Elf out of the room by his hair, the elf kicking and screaming the entire way.
>Get up and turn to Kaylessa who was cover herself with the blanket and what torn rags of Clothes she had left
>stumble over to her bed to check on her
>”Are you hurt”
>”Just a couple of scraps and bumps”
>”Good”
>Collapse

>Wake up 5 or so minutes later
>Warm fuzzy feeling throughout
>Kaylessa was healing my wounds
>look up at her
>”Hey”
>She smiles and death hugs me
>shes so strong,
>”Dan! Hes awake”
>Dan come crashing in
>Oi, ya wee prick, cant even get a good night's rest with you around!”
>”You ok?” I asked Kaylessa
>she sniffled a little bit and nodded
>I turned to Dan
>”Wheres the Elf?”
>and right on cue, there were the screams
>I got up, put on a pair of pants that Dan brought me
>Told Kaylessa to stay put, Grabbed my pistol and walked across the hall

>I slammed open the door to Kroms room
>Jesus fucking christ
>He has this Elf pinned up on the wall, a nail throw each of his hands
>where did he get the Nails?
>Realize those aren't nails, they are the tusks of the orc he was fighting
>Jesus christ
>Krom turns around and looks at me as he is driving his thumb into the Elfs knee
>”Ahh, just in time, he was just getting ready to talk”
>I looked the elf in the Face, there was a moment of silence
>”Well? Who are you, who sent you, and why the fuck did you think you could get away with this?”
>”We're just street thugs!”
>”street thugs huh? Since when do Orcs do hood rat shit with high elves, since when are high elves hood rats? No, there something else”
>Krom put his finger deeper into the wound, causing the elf to scream
>”Alright, fuck stop!”
>Krom eased back a little bit
>”Look, I'm just the tracker. The Orcs just going to rough you up and take your shit”
>”And how did you track us”
>”Not hard to follow a rare, disgusting half breed and her human dog”
>I shot him in his other kneecap
>”So what, you were going do to her? Show her your High Elven Superiority? Remind her of her place?”
>”Human half breeds are the worst kind of half breed!”
>I shot him in his Kneecap again.
>Keep screaming, you're making me rock hard
>”So how did you know what room she was in?”
>he was hesitant at first, till I point my CZ at him
>”Ok! Ok!... The necklace. Its enchanted, it allows me to see the location of any who wears it. We price them high to choose our Marks.”
>I looked at Dan, the dwarf left and returned with the Ruby Necklace
>”Ayy laddie, he's tellin’ the truth. Its enchanted alright.”
>”Can you cleanse it?”
>”I can, it wont take long.”
>”Do it, then give it back to her but dont tell her anything. She really likes that necklace”
>My gazed turned back to the Elf
>”And you decide to take a little extra liberty then huh?”
>The elf just looked at me, frightened.
>”ANSWER ME”
>”Y-yes”
>”Who do you work for? I know your ass ain't paying these orcs”
>”h-he'll kill me”
>cliche
>”Mother fucker I'll kill you!” I said, sticking the the pistol in his mouth
>”ohhkay ohhkay, hishmanishasveshkof”
>I pulled the gun out of his mouth
>”his name is Avesok, some blood mage down in the lower wards.”
>”Why is a blood mage hiring you to rob people?”
>”he doesnt, that's how we get paid. He needs the blood of certain…. People for his experiments.”
>“And what kind of experiments is he doing”
>”I dont know.”
>Krom drove a another finger into other knee
>”I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR”
>”I think he's telling the truth, Anon” said Krom
>”What does he look like? Elf, human, Orc?”
>The elf Hesitated and krom drove his fingers deeper
>”FUCK, Its a fucking Drow but thats all i know”
>This fucker needs to die. Now
>Raise my CZ
>”Why did you think you could get away with this?”
>”The Orcs were suppose to Take care of you. I told them both to go after you but they had an Argument about how one was better than the other. They played rock, paper, scissors to see who would get to kill you”
>”They trusted their lives to fucking Rock, paper, Scissors?”
>Krom laughed
>”I tried to tell them that it-”
>I didnt let him finish his sentence.
>When the Dwarf police finally showed up, We gave them all the information the Elf had Given us
>One of them had said they had gotten reports of it happening but that this incident just confirmed them.
>Said they would look into
>im not holding my Breath

>The Inn Keeper apologized for the Lack of security, Got kaylessa a new room and even comped our rooms for the remainder of our stay.
>Krom didnt want a new room, just wanted the brains scraped off the wall.
>A warm fuzzy feeling made itself known throughout my body
>Kaylessa had insisted on finishing healing me, said it would help put her mind at ease
>She was tired, hell, we all were
>”Anon, Whats this spot, It wont heal” She said pointing a finger at my forehead
>Non knowing what she was talking about, i got up to look in a Mirror
>Sure enough, there it was, a small, but noticeable reddish brown dot over my right eye
>Looks like a fucking rash
>No
>Scales
>thefuck?.jpg
>”I-i dont know” I said scratching at it
>She tried to heal it again
>nothing
>She tried again, strain on her face
>”Stop, we can get someone to look at it in the morning”
>She tried again anyway
>”Kaylessa…”
>”I-I cant….”
>”Its ok” I said grabbing her by the shoulders
>she began to weep
>I mean who wouldnt?
>Eventually we found ourselves laying on my bed, me stroking her hair
>Her Occasional sobs piercing the silence
>I finally speak up
>”I think we need to get you a proper defense gun.”
>”I have the Scorpion…”
>”Yeah, but I was thinking something a little more accessible”
>”Ok… Can I sleep in here tonight?”
>”Sure”

>I Woke up a few hours later
>Groggy
>Tired
>Arm is asleep because of an Elf
>I've never seen her sleep before
>cute
>Manage to wiggle my way out of bed without waking her
>Pull out a piece of Paper and a pen
>”I’m downstairs whenever you are ready to go”
>laid the note on the bed and went downstairs to try and find some breakfast
>And Coffee
>See Dan sitting at one of the tables.
>He waved me over
>”Ayy laddie, got ya some coffee, figured ya'd be down soon”
>Dan hands me the glass of sweet brown liquid.
>Take a full swig
>Immediately spit it out
>”What the fuck Dan, is this fucking Vodka?”
>”AYY LADDIE, ITS DWARVEN COFFEE!” He says chuckling through his beard
>really not in the mood for this shit
>Order some real Coffee and Eggs bacon and Ham
>Order Kaylessa the same, except adding in some leafy greens
>I take care of my elves
>”Wheres Krom?”
>”Hes down at the docs office getting checked out, Sustained a few injuries durin’ the fight. Didnt want the Elf to strain herself to hard. Speaking of the elf, did yall…”
>He trailed off, raising and eyebrow and whistling a couple of times
>”Nothing happened”
>he laughed a bit “Anyway laddie, I've got some news”
>I raised an eyebrow at him while taking a sip of coffee
>”You see, we dwarves dont take to kindly anyone attackin’ our guests. The governor sent in a small strike force into the lower wards to flush out the mage.”
>”Did they get him?”
>”No. There was a fight, he took down a couple of apprentice Magi looking to make names for themselves.”
>”So he escaped”
>”Ayy, but they found… somethin’. There was a pool of blood, bodies,enchanted tools etc typical Blood mage shit, they been doing this for a while”
>definitely dont feel bad about blowing his brains out now
>“But he got away”
>”But he wont be coming back to Nuemagh for a while.”
>Dan took another bite of his toast
>”So Laddie, what are ya plans for the day?”
>I told him my plans for the day.
>About that time, Kaylessa Came walking down the stairs
>she had on a Simple Green T-Shirt and skin tight blue jeans, and the Ruby Necklace around her neck
>”You took care of that Necklace, right?
>”Ayy, I even put my own protection Enchantment on it. It's only good for one shot every 24-48 hours and will automatically activate if the enchantment feels her life is in danger”
>nice
>”Its bound to her and no others can use it except her.”
>double nice
>Kaylessa approached and smiled
>”Mornin'” I said
>”Good morning”
>I waved over to the waitress and she brings Kaylessa's food
>she tore into it
>must've been hungry
>I stop mid bite
>I just realized something.
>where was Kaylessa's CZ?
>pose the question to her
>She stops mid drink of coffee and looks down
>”I...I left it back home… I forgot to pack it”
>Looks sad. Ears drooping a bit.
>”Its alright. Come on, finish up, were going shopping”
>She finished her meal and coffee and we headed out towards the market.
>walking down the road to the market, we both looked at where the jewelry stand was
>it was gone
>We continued on to one of the gunshops.
>This one had quite a bit surplus
>German, American, russian etc
>we look for about 20-30 mins
>decide that getting a Full size wasnt right for her, as one of the problems with carrying the 75 was it was too large and heavy.
>5'5 half elf problems
>she picks up an old CZ 82
>girl likes CZs. Good.
>this is the One
>”Well?”
>”I like it, I think I'll have to get one when I get back.”
>”Nonsense, we'll get it now” I said throwing down the 25 gold on the counter
>”W-what?! N-no!”
>”Why not?”
>”You've already spent so much! I cant accept, it's too much.”
>”Think of the gun as….” I thought for a moment. “A tax write off”
>”A tax write off?”
>”Yeah”
>”And how can you write this off?”
>”Well, I can very well have one of my Security team running around armed with only a bow.” I said giving her a wink
>”I'll have you know Im- wait, a member of your security team?”
>”Yes, Kaylessa Elisnour, from this moment on, you are a full Fledged staff member of Dragon /K/ing Customs. Your Offical title is Security and Ambassador to the Elven Realms. And as a member, ANY work related expenses..” I said, pointing to the Makarov, “Will be taken care of, free of charge.”
>She look shocked and confused, then her ears dropped a little
>”So, what about the necklace….?”
>I looked down at her, noticing she was rotating the ruby between her thumb and forefinger.
>I lifted her head by the chin and planted a kiss on her forehead
>”That was a gift” and she smiled ear to ear
>Someone cleared their throat.
>It was the gunstore employee
>”Oh, we'll take a few thousand rounds of 9x18”

>we took her new gun out to the range just outside of Neumagh so she could try it out
>Turns out she loved it
>Fit great in her small hands,
>recoil wasnt terrible
>”Im going to have Krom Train you” I told her when we were packing
Up.
>She just nodded, not sure if she was even paying attention, just kept beaming over her new toy
>”He’s pretty Brutal”
>”huh? Yeah sure.”
>This elf is in for a rude awakening

>Over the course of the next few days Krom trained Kaylessa on fighting with her new CZ82
>Krom was not gentle.
>When they werent training, Dan was Enchanting the Pistol for Greater reliability, accuracy, and added a fire enchantment.
>Ive got a fire bug on my hands.
>The rash on my head got only slightly bigger
>But it was definitely scales on just dry skin
>I wonder if it hand anything to do with that dream…
>The Medics at the Clinic had no idea what it could have been as none of them had ever seen anything like it before


>Our final night Neumagh, we were gathered around the dining table at a “One of the best damn taverns this side of the bloody portals”
>Kaylessa had her head down on the table, clearly exhausted, groaning everytime she made a move
>”I tried to tell you”
>”Everything hurts” she said as she reached for a piece of bread
>”I tried to tell you”
>She was pretty fucked up,
>Scraps bumps and bruises
>Sore from being drilled on different maneuvers and the ilk a thousand times
>hands sore from shooting
>had to go back to the gunstore twice for more ammo
>We finished eating and headed back to the inn
>Teach her how to break the gun down and give it a proper rub down
>;)
>We wash our hands and get ready for bed
>The following morning we headed back to the Gates and loaded up all our gear into the carriage
>There are about 6 or so dwarven warriors waiting for us
>a couple are equipped with weird AK looking Dwarven contraptions, others with standard War hammers and axes and shit, all of them wearing
>”These here are the men that will accompany us into the mines”
>Great, backup
>One of them wear golden armor steps forward
>”Sir, it is a pleasure to meet you, my name is SGT Skozzut Firebeard of the Firebeard clan and these are my men”
>Notice that their beards were all ginger Red
>”Are all of you of the Firebeard clan?”
>one of them pipes up
>”Ayy, how’d ya know?”
>Was he genuinely asking?
>”Rest assure ma lord, you have some of the best dwarven warriors to back you up”
>”Alright, lets head out”


>We headed off in the direction of the mine
>Every night we stopped to camp, the dwarves practically partied
>Me and Kaylessa went out to hunt, and Krom stayed back drinking with the Dwarves
>Kaylessa shot a large wild boar on the first night and i shot several rabbits
>This would provide food for pretty much the rest of the journey to the mine
>Finally, after about 4 days of travel we reached the Crystal mine
>The mine looks like its at the base of a… Volcano?
>Where the fuck have i seen this?
>Questions for later
>Right away i could see why They were so concerned with the undead
>There were hundreds of them
>”Where the fuck did all these undead come from?” I asked Skozz
>”Were not sure, Reports we got were the miners breached a large chamber and not to long after undead came pouring from the hole, Though, they didnt say there were this many”
>”I would imagine there are even more inside” Krom said, leaning on his axe
>”Youre probably right. Theres no way we can take this many on at once, even with our guns, we’ll run out of ammo before we can even get inside”
>”What do you want to do?”
>I turned and looked at Skozz
>”Is there another way into the mine?”
>”Im not sure” He motioned for one of the other dwarves, “You, Go scout around see if you cant find another way in”
>The dwarf Put his arm across his chest and jogged out
>”Ill go with him” Kaylessa said and darted off before i had a chance to protest
>Well, now the only thing we can do is wait.

>we continued to observe the Undead through my binos
>Most were armed with swords axes etc
>there were a few armed with rusted out AKs and….
> Was that a fucking Blunderbuss?
>Anyway, they weren’t unarmed
>Continued to observe, seemed like there were more and more of them every so often
>A few hours later, Kaylessa and the dwarf returned.
>”We’ve found a way in” She said

>Explained that there was a small entrance a few miles around the mountain
>Perfect
>You’d need an army to break through the front
>We stashed the Carriage and Horses and gathered all of the gear we needed
>I function checked my G3 and CZ and made sure all my gear was where it needed to be
>We all headed toward the side entrance
>When she said small, she wasnt kidding
>I could barely fit through, Krom almost didnt fit at all
>This was clearly made for Dwarves
>We all filed in one at a time
>The dwarves insisted on going first
>Good idea
>I can fire over their heads if need be
>We continued deeper into the mine
>we encountered a few undead that the dwarves were able to dispatch quitely
>Not long after that the pathway widen up and we could all stretch
>Thats when we started running into the traps
>Lost the lead dwarf to a vietcong style punji trap
>Ran into 3 more groups of undead
>finally, the first shot was fired from one of the Dwarves
>Any element of surprise was now gone
>Can hear the moans of undead coming alive in the caves
>”MOVE!” i yelled at everyone
>We ran through the tunnels for what seems like 30 mins
>fuck im out of shape
>Eventually come to a dead end, but we at least lost the undead that had been chasing us
>Lost another Dwarf on the way
 >”Well, what now?” I said looking at Skozz
>”I think we made a wrong turn” he said, looking at the Wall in front of us
>Fuck
>we sat there for a while, contemplating our next move
>”We cant go back” Krom said
>Fuck im hungry
>”Well i know that, but right now we really dont have a choice, we missed the turn and need to get to the central chamber”
>Fucking head hurts
>”Well no shit, this mission is FUBAR now”
>Fucking eyes hurt
>”Well we sure as shit aint gonna give up, not after losing 2 of my men!”
>Fuck, im thirsy
>Krom and Skozz are at each others throats, Dan is trying to keep things calm
>”AYY, If ya dont settle down you’ll Lead the undead right to us, ya fuckin dolts”
>Fuck, my Forehead fucking burns
>”Are you alright?” i hear Kaylessa whisper
>”Why are you whispering?”
>”Im not?”
>Just then my head fucking feels like a jackhammer is raking against it.
>Get up and stumble over to the wall
>Hear someone say something
>Look over at Kaylessa, “Did you say something”
>She shakes her head no and mouths something
>Am i hearing voices?
>Krom and Skozz are still arguing, the rest of the dwarves are gripping their weapons, getting ready for a fight
>Stumble over to the walls and lean against it
>Double over and puke my breakfast up
>Fuck i feel like shit
>Head stopped hammering though, so thats good
>Leaning against the wall, realize my head and hand are burning
>This wall is like really hot
>This wall is hot
>”HEY ASSHOLES!”
>they all look over at me
>”This wall is hot!”
>They all look at me like im crazy
>Finally one of the other dwarves realizes it and grabs his warhammer and starts hammering on the wall
>The rest of the party soon follow suit
>”Are you all right?” Kaylessa asks, putting a hand on my back
>”this fucking rash burns and my head was hurting, but ill be fine”
>”Here, let me look”
>I pushed her hand away
>”Ill be fine! Lets just get ready for whatever is on the other side of that wall” I Snapped at her
>Why did i snap?
>Fuck this place, i want to lead
>”Sorry” i said
>Finally, hear a crumbling noise and shouting
>Turn around and see that the dwarves have made it through the cave wall
>Holy fuck the heat, its almost unbearable
>Everyone steps back from the hole
>I stepped into it and looked into the black void beyond
>See a glint of… Something
>Fuck that was familiar
>Feel a sharp pain on my forehead and Suddenly i remembered where i had seen this from
>”EVERYONE GET BACK!” I yelled, just as a massive fire ball can flying past
>The dwarf that had started hammering on the wall first wasnt so lucky
>He was incinerated instantly
>I peaked around the edge of the opening again to see if i could see anything, just as another fireball flew past
>Pretty sure what little facial hair i had was gone now
>And at least one of my eyebrows
>Fuck
>Wait, I have a flare
>Why do i have a flare?
>Stick my arm out around the corner and point the flare as high as i can
>Fire!
>My jaw dropped when i saw was was in the darkness
>The first thing i noticed Was the Massive fucking White Dragon chained in the middle of the room
>Its wings were pinned to the ground
>Muzzle like that of a dogs around its mouth, and its legs were tied to 2 massive boulders that had some weird text and hieroglyphs that were blacker than a kenyan
>Next thing i noticed was the Undead mage, hurling another fireball at us
>Everyone else saw it too
>”What in the bloody fucking hell is going on?!” Yelled Dan.
>”Fuck if i know, but if i had to guess, thats why were here”
>Look at the otherside of the chamber
>Realize more undead are pouring in
>Oh fuck
>”How the hell are we going to deal with all that shit and the fucking mage and dragon?” Krom yelled as another fireball shot past us
>”I dont think the dragon is there willingly, looks like a prisoner so maybe we wont have to deal with it at all”
>”Or maybe its going to eat us and shit our corpses out for the undead!” Skozz yelled
>I made eye contact with the dragon
>”No, i dont think it will. Were gunna have to deal with the both the mage and horde at the same time”
>”Ayy, ive got the horde covered” Said dan and he strode past, holding…. Is that a fucking RPG?
>Where the fuck did he get that? Where was he keeping it?
>He aimed the RPG at the entrance where the undead were coming in and fired
>That was no normal RPG, clearly was enchanted
>There was a small Fizzle at first, then the RPG Grew in size and speed and sparkled like a chinese firecracker on New years eve
>The Rocket slammed into the entrance and exploded with a shower of rock and sparks and bones
>The entrance was now rubble
>Dan opened his pack and procured another rocket from his pack, reloaded the Tube and then stuffed the whole thing back into a backpack half the size of him
>Fucking Dwarves
>I looked at him “I want one”
>”Ayy, we’ll get ya one when we get back to the other side. But for now, that wont hold them long”

>I fired another flare into the chamber and we all flew in and quickly dispatched the few undead that were left
>Dodging Fireballs from the mage the entire time
>2 more dwarves had fallen to the mage, leaving just me, Kayless, Dan, Krom, Skozz and one other dwarf
>Finally after killing the rest of the undead we all turned our attention to the Mage
>I Fired a burst from my G3 into his chest, but the fucker shielded himself
>Kaylessa firing Shots from her arrow only to have those bounce off the shield as well
>Krom and dan both attacked Beating the mage back with Great Axe and 44 mag
>Just as it looked like Krom and Dan were going to Overcome his shield, the mage doubled over and the let out a burst of magic sending both Krom and dan Crashing into the walls, rendering dan unconscious and Krom struggling to catch his breath
>Skozz and the remaining dwarf both rushed the mage, AK thing firing and Skozz rushing in with War hammer raised
>”WAIT!” I Yelled, Mag dumping my G3 at the mage
>The other Dwarf managed to peel off, but Skozz continued to rush in
>”ITS CLOBBERING TIME!”
>God damn it
>Skozz’s Hammer came crashing down on the Mages shield, bursting through the shield
>the mage managed to stepped back to avoid getting crushed
>It put a hand up and then Skozz Exploded


>Bits of Dwarf and armor rained down
>The other dwarf howled in anger and fired shots from his AK-ey thing striking the Mage in the chest
>He rushed forward, intending to club the mage with it, instead the mage flick his hand sending the dwarf crashing to the wall
>Kaylessa fire more shots from her bow dodging the mages fireballs
>I reloaded my G3 and fired a 3 round burst into his chest, and still nothing
>Next shot went through his skull
>THATSABINGO.jpg
>Except it wasnt, the mage just had a 30 caliber hole through the front and back of his skull
>The mage rushed forward with his staff in hand and struck me across the head
>Skull didnt crack, but it sure as shit didnt feel good
>I crashed to the floor, dazed trying to feel around for my CZ
>The mage Picked my up by the throat and began to squeeze
>It felt like his cold hand was sucking the life force from my body
>It WAS sucking the life force from my body
>Guess this is how i die

>”NO!!!” Screamed Kaylessa and she shot the Mages arm with an Arrow, snapping it in 2
>I fell to the ground, Feeling 10 years older
>The mages arm returned to his body and he turned his attention to the Elf
>Kaylessa fired more arrows into the mage, but like before, nothing happened
>Krom finally made it back to his feet, downed some Grog and jumped between the mage and Kaylessa
>He began pummeling the Undead back hitting him with everything the Orc had
>The Mage jumped back and threw his spear through Krom shoulder, pinning him against the wall.
>He reached for Kaylessa’s throat but she ducked under and ran back towards me
>I motioned for her to move and she ducked to the right, giving a line of sight on the mage
>I emptied my magazine into the mages legs, trying to slow him down
>One of the legs snapped in half and sent the mage Crashing to the ground, but it just rose back up and continued his advance
>Soon the mage had me by the throat again,
>Kaylessa ran up to the skeleton and pulled on its arm to no avail
>the mage gave her a backhand knocking her to the ground
>I could feel my blood vessels begin to pop and the damn thing strangled me
>I look over at Kaylessa and dan and Krom, who was still trying to pull the staff out of his shoulder, inch by inch
>Then i made eye contact with the Dragon
>It felt like it was trying to talk to me
>its Eyes went wide and blazed bright orange
>then pain shot through my Body
>The rash on my forehead grew to cover my entire face
>My face began to stretch and twist
>Holy fuck, was i growing a snout
>I was
>I could feel my teeth mutate to a point
>The mage dropped me, you could actually see the look of shock on his face
>A voice resonated within me
>”FIRE”
>Each breath i exhaled was hotter than anything i have ever felt
>OHFUCKAMIADRAGON?
>Well, Lets test this shit shall we
>I took a deep breath and Exhaled
>A torrent of flame flew from my gullet engulfing the mage
>It flailed around like a chicken with its head cut off before turning to ash
>Not long after i was back to normal
>how ever the undead outside the entrance hadnt died with the mage
>They were still trying to get in and they sounded angry
>Krom managed to un-pin himself and rushed over to us
>”What the FUCK was that?” he said looking at me
>”Fuck if i know”
>”we need to leave now”
>The remaining dwarf stirred
>Krom picked up both the dwarf and Dan and started toward the way we came in Kaylessa followed after him
>”Wait! We cant Leave her hear”
>”What are we supposed to do? Its chained up, we have nothing to unchain it with and even if we did, it would probably eat us!”
>An idea
>I ran over to dan and opened his magic backpack
>Sitting there, as if begging to be pulled back out, was the RPG
>I looked at the entrance, the undead had already started to pur in
>I grabbed it and took aim at one of the giant black boulders
>squeezed the trigger
>BOOM!
>The rocket soared through the air, gaining in speed and size and slammed into the boulder with the force of a 10000 Nuggets
>The black rock shattered and the Dragon’s front legs were free
>It ripped the muzzle on its face off and spread its massive wings, It pulled the chains binding its rear legs free
>Even from over here the wings blocked our view of the undead
>The dragon inhaled and Exhaled
>The resulting fire was so hot it made the rock beneath it melt
>Now i know why it shielded us
>the heat died down as the Dragon cut off the river of flame, leaving only charred bones and molten rock in its wake
>The Voice in my head sounded again
>”You must ride with me. There are more coming!”
>”We have to get on the dragon”
>”WHAT?!” screamed Kaylessa and Krom both
>”Are you fucking mad?” Krom said, It looked like he wanted to slap me but couldnt because of the dwarves
>More undead began streaming through the entryway
>”No time just get on!” I yelled as i ran up the dragons wing
>Once we were all on dragon took off and began to hover
>We gained height, with the dragon occasionally wobbling as if it was off balance
> once we were high enough, The dragon let out another breath of fire
>the flame seemed hotter this time and from this height, it appeared as though the volcano was active once more
>soon we were flying above the rim of the volcano
>Look down over where we saw the mass of undead
>Scorch marks everywhere
>The fire must have been blasted throughout the mine system
>There are no undead left
>Get a good 100 yards from the ground and see a skeleton running off in the distance
>It stops and looks up at us, shaking what looks like milk jugs at us
>Some fatass cat trailing behind it with its tail on fire
>what the fuck?
>Fly just a bit further from the mountain and set down
>The entire time the dragon was talking to me
>Its name was Fralli
>Apparently SHE had been trapped by that skeleton mage for the better part of several years
>It had been draining Fralli’s essence, using her to fuel its spells and to summon more undead, and since Dragons are nigh immortal, it would have had plenty of power to draw from
>Said she used some dragon magic that activated some shit in my blood that caused me to transform

>we touched down and she let us off
>”I shall come for you again. We will need your help” the dragon said, then flew off
>The fuck is going on?
>Whatever we’re alive
>well, some of us
>Started looting threw the piles of ash to see if anything we got could be of some Use
>everything was burned and melted
>Except one SVD
>ooooo Thats mine

>we traveled a bit and made camp for the night to tend to our wounds
>Dan woke shortly after landing
>Krom stitched his wound closed with some thread and a needle he made from one of the remaining skeleton bones
>refused to allow Kaylessa to heal it for him all the way, said some shit about females being more likely to rut
>She tried to heal the bruising around my neck, but that skeleton did a number on me
>every now and then she would Glance up at the Rash on my forehead
>Well, Scales on my forehead
>After i turned back the Spot went back to the size that it was, albeit a little more…. Defined
>she Managed to heal most of the bruising before i made her stop
>The remaining dwarf woke not to long after Dan, and a side from the same headache, was fine
>did some scouting around to make sure there werent going to be any surprises


>We sat around the campfire, Stew in a pot, everything was pretty silent except for the fire crackling and the occasional Howl of a dire wolf off in the distance
>Everyone sat opposite of me, save kaylessa, though, she was sitting further away then normal
>”YO!, What the FUCK was that?!” Krom finally burst.
>”I dont know”
>”The fuck you mean you dont know? You practically turned into a fucking dragon! You literally Breathed fire!”
>Dan, just sat there, drinking with the other dwarf
>”You did what now?” the dwarf said, looking up from his tankard
>”H-he turned into a dragon” kaylessa said softly. It was as if she was trying to hide her face looking down at her Rabbit stew
>”Never mind the fact that transformation magic uses a massive amount of magical power, and the amount needed to transform oneself into a fucking dragon would be astronomical, but since when can you even USE the magic to begin with”
>”I think the Dragon did something to me”
>”What do you mean?” asked Dan
>told them about seeing the Volcano and dragon in my dreams and bout the dream with the dragon creature in at the inn
>Although, now i dont think that part was a dream
>Told them how when the mage was killing me, i felt a rush of power and pain surge through my body after the dragon cast what looked like a spell and how she said she Activated some dragon voodoo shit in my blood
>”Blood Magic then…” Trailed off Dan
>”No” Krom said “Blood magic requires a blood Sacrifice, And last i checked Anon hasnt made any sacrifice. And theres no way the dragon could have cast the spell on him, prior to us going into the mine.”
>”Well, she is a Dragon” Said Kaylessa
>”Yes, but according to Anon, she has been chained in that pit for a few years. Even being a Dragon, her magical powers still have limitations”
>He began to explain the intricacies of blood magic
>”Why do you know so much about that fucking fuck shit?” Kaylessa said
>threw me the fuck right off, never heard her swear before.
>I forgot Elves have a hatred for blood magic that rivals that of the hatred between a pair of work boots and a dindu.
>”You forget, im an Orc, knife ears. Father was one of the best damn Orcish Warlocks in the clan. Til he went and tried to summon a demon he couldnt control. Took us 3 days to regain control of the stronghold. I swore to never touch the shit again”
>”Tis a mystery indeed” Said Dan, pouring the dwarf another drink
>”You guys get some rest, Ill take First watch” I told them
>No one argued and prepared for bed
>I grabbed my G3 and gear and moved away from the campfire to watch the carriage and border
>a couple of hours later, im laying down on top of the Carriage looking up to the sky.
>this worlds moons are fucking huge compared to earths
>Lost in thought when i hear someone call out
>Look over the edge to see Kaylessa holding a bowl of Stew up at me
>”You didnt, eat much, so i figured i bring you something”
>”Thanks” i said, digging into the delicious stew
>We sat in silence for a bit while i ate
>”Do you really not know what happened?” she asked
>”Really. Fralli did…. Something. Even now i can actually feel my blood and body boil, as if everything is on fire. And something scratching at the inside to get out”
>I rubbed the rash on my head
>”does it hurt?” she asked
>”Not really, more like a Nagging ache that comes and goes”
>”Damn that fucking cunt, using that bullshit magic on you…” She said almost whispering it to herself
>”Are you ok?”
>She stiffened a bit
>I looked down and grabbed her hand
>As i did tears began to roll down her cheeks
>”I thought you were going to die…”

>Woke up to someone beating on the side of the Carriage
>”Laddy, if ya dont want to get hit by every low hangin’ tree limb, you n’ the lass better get down from there”
>Look over to my right to see Kaylessa laying there with my jacket over her
>gently shake her awake and say it's time to move out.
>after a week of traveling we arrived back at Neumagh
>Once inside we all headed back for the Inn
>Once we reached the door, a Dwarf clad in Armor can running up to Our dwarf party member
>”Leftenant Skuzzet! Your presence is requested right away!”
>”Right-o” replied the Dwarf, “Well my friends, this is where we part” He put his balled fist over his heart, bowed and trotted off with other dwarf
>Hold up, did he say Skuzzet? Skozzet and Skuzzet.
>Fuck

>It was late afternoon when we got back to the Inn
>Dan had received a message that he was to meet with his cousin tomorrow
>for now we were all road weary and just wanted to crash
>We all made for our rooms
>But i had a new toy that needed tending to
>I unpacked the case the contained my new SVD
>Honestly have never cared much for Slavshit
>But the SVD- The SVD holds a special place in my heart
>For a gun that had been in the hands of some undead fuckwad, it was surprisingly well kept
>Well, I mean, it also survived Dragon Fire
>Ill have Dan look at it later to see if its enchanted
>Continued my inspection of the rifle
>Realize its an actual Military SVD and not a TIGR or Norinco
>get all giddy inside
>Break out the cleaning kit and give her a good ol’ Rub
>yeah boy
>Look out the window and its already dark
>Knock on my door
>Open the door to see Kaylessa holding a couple of plates with some food
>”I thought you might want something to eat”
>I washed my hands and we sat down at the small table in my room and ate
>we Sat and ate our food talking about our plans for tomorrow and thereafter
>”What about your shop?” She asked
>we had been talking about going to see her father
>From everything Kaylessa told me, he was well respected by the other elves
>”I think Dan is going to head back with the crystal and take care of it while Im gone”
>”What about Krom?”
>”Ehh, Krom does what Krom wants. If he wants to tag along, i dont mind. If he wants to go back with Dan, i dont mind that either”
>”So it may just be me and you Traveling?”
>”What, you dont want to travel with me or something? I mean, there are only skeletons and Dragons and wolves and shit out there but, you seem like a very Independent woman that dont need no man.”
>”T-thats not what i was getting at!”
>Shiteatinggrin.jpg
>”hey, do you mind if i sleep in here tonight?” She said looking down
>”Still dont want to sleep in the other room?”
>She just shook her head.
>”Works for me. Go get your things, Im going to Take a shower”
>She finished her plate, then got up and Left to get her things
>I jumped in the shower washed myself off and got out
>Went over to the mirror to and counter to brush my teeth
>Wiped away condensation on the mirror and damn near shit myself
>Staring back was the face of a dragon
>White Scales with red lines running through
>Pointed teeth, Elongated snout
>Reptilian Eyes
>It was only for a second, because when i blinked it was gone
>What the fuck man.
>I finished brushing my teeth and put on some sleeping clothes
>Fuck you, the orcs arent catching me naked again
>Kaylessa was already in Bed asleep
>I crawled in next to her and passed out

>I lurched from my bed
>A boney hand wrapped around my neck
>I can feel the veins popping in my skull
>Look up and see the undead mage staring back at me with those Empty jet black eye sockets
>He squeezes tighter
>Just before I lose consciousness, see a jet of flame engulf the monster
>Start coughing up blood when im Dropped
>Chest is on fire, head is pounding
>Look up and see… Myself, standing there where the mage stood
>Only in Dragon form
>The Dragon Me turns its head, and sticks out a forked tongue
>Then it snaps it jaws around my head

>I shot up from my bed
>Cant see shit, but i can see sunlight peeking through the blinds in the window
>Kaylessa shifts in bed
>Fuck these blankets are heavy as fuck
>fuck its hot as fuck in here
>Open a blind just far enough so as not to wake Kaylessa
>Peak out the crack in the blind to feel the wind on my face
>Kaylessa stirs awake
>”Why is it so hot in here?” she asks
>”Sorry, i didnt mean to wake you”
>”Its ok, what time is it”
>”Dunno”
>She hugs me from behind
>”Gods, youre hot”
>”Oh well, thank you!” I said with a grin
>”No you duntz, it feels like youre on fire” She said
>Damn
>”Here, open that window, are you sick?” She asked
>I opened blinds and window and stuck my head out
>Ahh this feels nice
>Suddenly Kaylessa Screams and i hear a loud thud
>Whip around to see her on the floor, backed up against the wall, pointing
>Look in the direction that she is pointing
>At the foot of the bed, sitting on my legs
>Is a white dragonling
>Explains why the blankets were so fucking heavy

>We both sat there stared, unsure of what to do
>the Dragonling was the size of a dire wolf
>how the fuck did we not notice it before now?
>”i-is that a…?” She started to stay
>”Yup”
>”When d-did it…?”
>”No clue”
>Just then the dragon opened an eye and looked at us
>”Youre being too loud, I'm trying to sleep!”
>it sounded as though the voice came from inside my head
>Kaylessa squeaked.
>”D-Did t-that thing just talk?” She chattered
>”Yup”
>She got up from her spot on the floor and made her way towards me
>”Relax little Elf, I'm not going to eat you.”
>”its inside my head” kaylessa whispered
>”I-i think that's how they communicate”
>she wrapped her hand and arm around mine
>”What do you want?” I said the Dragon
>”I was sent here by lady Fralli to watch over you, my lord.”
>”Watch over me?”
>”Yes, you anyone you deem necessary. I will be your sword and your shield. Now if you dont mind, I had a long flight last night, and would like to catch sleep”
>just then The door to my room opened and Dan Stepped into sight
>”Laddy are you alright? Heard som-WHAT IN THE BLUE BLOODY BLAZES!”
>He looked at the Dragon, Then at me, then the Half naked Kaylessa, then back to the Dragon, then back to me
>”Ayy, you young-ins have some weird Tastes”
>Listen here you dwarf fuck, dont be getting any ideas
>Dan just backs out slowly and closes the door

>It was a little weird walking down to breakfast with a half Elf on side of me and a dragon on the other.
>Evi, as she called herself, was liking the attention however
>We sat down at a table Dan had already got and ordered some breakfast
>Had to pretty much order across the inn lobby due to waitresses refusing to get anywhere near us
>pretty soon Krom came bumbling down the stairs, clearly hungover
>he gets halfway across before finally looking around
>realizes that everyone is quite
>looks around and see us
>and our new friend
>Freaks out and starts yelling in Orcish pointing at the Dragon
>”You can try” the Dragon said, bearing its teeth
>Jesus christ, what is going on
>”Krom! Relax!” Dan yelled
>Krom finally calmed down enough to explain the Situation

>We sat across from the desk of Dan's Cousin, Gissar.
>We went over everything that happened in the mines
>He wasnt too happy we released the dragon though
>something about dwarves and Dragons being mortal enemies.
>Evi scoffed when she heard that
>”More like dwarves being our most common food source”
>Glad we left out the part about me turning into A human dragon hybrid
>We left the office with an order for a whole fuck load of crystal and a new weapons contract for Neumagh to purchase a several wagon loads of Dangrim Enchanted weapons
>Gunna be fucking rollin in dough
>We got all of our stuff packed and headed for the city Gate
>Dan brought up the Carriage, now filled to the brim with Crystal and a platoon sized escort of dwarven warriors
>"Well lad, I'll be headin' back, got to drop a big load!" He said with heavy emphasis on load.
>the dwarves around laughed, "I assume you'll be headin' out with the Lass? Maybe get all this…" he made a sweeping mention with his hands "Dragon stuff situated?"
>"That's the Plan, were hoping maybe some of the Elven Elders can help figure out what this is" >I said putting my hand to my forehead
>”If you’d go see Lady Fralli….” Evi started
>”Im going to explore all of my options, plus, thats like another month or so away from my shop”
>”Fair enough”
>I turned to Krom, who was still stiff as a board with his hand on his Axe
>”You Coming?”
>”Yeah, cant leave you alone with this beast, Might have to cut its head off to keep it from eating you”
>Evi hissed ”Bitch you can try”
>This Dragon is a sassy little cunt
>Whatever
>Nothing of note happened for the next few days, just
>We bought a few horses off of one of the stable masters
>Evi flew ahead to scout would report every few hours
>Apparently the Dragon blood allowed me and her to communicate over large distances
>However, everytime she talked, it made my body vibrate
>Violently, I fell off my fucking horse once.
>Turns out she could basically turn that off
>Scaly bitch was doing it for the lawls
>She would let us know where to turn if there were bandits or undead on the road
>Krom looked like he hadn't slept very much if at all
>He had hit an import store shortly before we left and bought a metric ton of Redbull
>But he only had one bag.
>Where the fuck was he getting it all from
>Was pounding them back like it was Grog
>Jesus man, youre going to give yourself a heart attack
>But he relaxed every time Evi was gone

>We’d been on the road for about 10 days before running into any actual Trouble
>Sitting around the campfire one night
>Me and Kaylessa were out hunting one night, brought back some rabbit and a few Quail type birds
>Peacfully preparing supper when a massive fucking deer carcass lands in the middle of the camp half eaten and torn to shreds
>Krom jumped up from his log, axe raised
> Evi Landed on top of the carcass, blood still dripping from her mouth
>”I found food”
>”It looks like you’ve already had a taste”
>”Just a smig” She said licking her paw
>Ehh fuck it, something looks usable out of it
>Still cook the Rabbit and birds but prepare some jerky for tomorrow from the remainder of the deer
>Suddenly Evi Turns her head to the left towards the woods
>”Ill be right back” she said and flew off, blowing dust in everyones faces
>What was that about
>after about 20 mins later, the stew is hot and ready to eat
>Everyone is digging in when we hear some leaves and shit rustling
>Look up and grip my CZ and Krom Grabs his warhammer while Kaylessa Knocks an Arrow
>See a big ass white scaly tail come scooching out of the forest
>Evi Turns around and throws something large our way
>it lands at our feet with a loud THUD
>Its a fucking Orc
>”EVI WHAT THE FUCK YO?!”
>”There was a group of about 10 orcs Stalking us, This is the only one left alive”
>Looked down and sure enough the fucker was breathing, unconscious, but breathing
>We quickly tied him up and treated his wounds,enough so that he wouldnt die, but not so much that he would be a problem if he decided to get uppity
>we continued to eat and after about 20 or so more minutes, the unknown orc awoke
>”Well, hello there fuck face”

>The Orc’s nose exploded as another blow from my CZ smashed into his face
>Steel Frame Master race
>”I aint gonna ask again, orc, Where’s your Warband?”
>Nothing
>Sigh as i looked at Evi
>”Listen, if you dont tell me, you’ll be Dragon shit by the morning. Pretty sure my friend over here hasnt had her fill.”
>I motioned over to Evi, who stuck her snout into his face and snarled
>I could feel the heat and rancid meat smell from here
>This apparently made the orc shit himself
>”W-w-we dont have a Warband i swear!”
>Evi took one of her fore claws, the size of my Forearm, and punched it straight through his hand
>The orc burst out in agony
>Evi seemed to have purred
>Little fucking Sadomasicist
>”1 day!” the orc screamed
>”what?”
>”The Band is 1 day ride east”
>”So what, you and your buddies thought you’d just get a little prize while you were scouting or what?”
>Evi spoke in my head “I dont think they were scouting. Group was too large for a scouting party. And too heavily armed”
>”We were part of a forward detachment. Suppose to do little hit and run attacks. Keep most of the attention off of the main Host”
>”And who’s Host exactly is that” Said Krom standing up from his log
>”Vortagh Skullcracker"
>Krom look down, appearing in thought
>there was silence for a good 30 seconds
>"Am I suppose to know who the fuck that is?" I said looking at the Orc
>"Vortagh Skullcracker, Of Clan Black Crow, leader of the Iron Hills Hordes"
>"Hordes you say, as in plural?" Asked Krom in surprise
>"Vortagh does. Almost all of the southern Clans follow thebanner" The orc said, Appearing to hold is head in Pride
>"What Clans still hold out?"
>"There are a few nomadic tribes that have not yet been absorbed, but There is Clan Steel Hammer, Clan Bloodletter, The Orcs of the Nightmane Hills and Clan Frostwolf. all of which have a weak and uncertain alliance with one another"
>"Good, so mother hasnt caved in…" Krom muttered
>”Krom?” i Said
>”How large are the Hordes?”
>The orc sat up, straightening himself. “My Horde alone is 50,000 strong”
>Kaylessa spit out the water she was drinking and Krom Cursed. Evi just flicked her tongue and wagged her tail back and forth
>I wonder if thats what she does when she agitated?
>I should have put Krom in charge of this from the get go, this dude is a lot more forthcoming with information than when i was beating him
>”How many hordes are there and what are their size?” I asked
>The orc spat greenish red blood on the ground, “Some hordes are smaller than others, others larger, but in all there are 3 more hordes”
>”So were looking at anywhere between what, 150k to 200k orcs?”
>”How is it that This Vortagh has kept such a large host of Orcs in check, let alone kept them from the outside world? We havent heard anything for the few months we’ve been here, even in Neumagh” Said Kaylessa
>”We’ve been using diversions mostly, Squads like mine, raid small villages and settlements Keeping The guards and armies of other nations too busy to pay attention. Though, not that some havent found out and tried to stop us. None have survived”
>”What is the Horde doing? Where is it going?” I asked, a little impatiently
>”Wouldnt you like to know”
>This time Krom cracked the orc in the face with the end of his battleaxe
>Pretty sure he shattered his eye socket
>”I would” He said
>”Vortagh seeks to unite the Orcish race. For what purpose, I know not. Orcs are just as happy with killing each other as they are the other kindred. And Unite them Vortagh will, whether they willingly do so, or not, Vortagh doesnt care. So long as they are united”
>”Where are the Hordes headed?”
>”They are headed back to the Iron Hills for now, but soon, Vortagh will march on another Clan”
>”The Iron Hills are in the Opposite Direction of our destination, we but to get rid of him and head out as soon as possible” Kaylessa said
>I motioned over to Evi, who promptly snatched the Orc in her jaws and flew away
>Orc screaming something about a flying Rat


>fuck me I'm tired
>we've been riding for like 2 days straight trying to put distance between us and the Horde.
>Evi Landed with a thud in front of me
>"everything clear?" I asked her, looking around.
>she hissed in affirmation
>"Thank the Gods." Kaylessa said
>we pulled off into the tree line to set up camp to get some rest.
>Krom gets a fire going to cook some food
>I sat down and pulled out my G3 and CZ and began to clean them
>Kaylessa left to go hunting for bird and rabbit
>About a couple of hours passed
>A deer carcass lands in front of me
>I about shit my pants while knocking over our wood pile and almost losing pieces to my guns
>”STOP DOING THAT!”
>Evi just huffed at me and began chewing on her meal
>finally get my guns back together
>Realize that Kaylessa isnt back yet
> know the Forest is essentially her home
>Fuck you, Im not worried, youre worried


>Ok, Im actually worried, shes normally back by now
>Put my G3 and SP01 back together, holster and sling around my shoulder and throw a pack on
>”Be right back Krom”
>He just grunts in affirmation
>Begin walking off in the direction that Kaylessa Took off in


>Walk for what feels like an hour or so.
>I should have just sent Evi to look for her, this Forrest is dense as shit.
>but a man would look for his own woman, right?

>notice an arrow stuck in one of the trees
>odd
>inspect it a little further
>its not one of Kaylessa's
>looks like it was roughly carved, fetching is torn in some places and the arrow head looks like it was made from obsidian, instead of steel.
>definitely not an elf's.
>that's when I notice it
>blood coagulated on the arrow head
>I ran
>not back towards the camp but further into the woods
>no no no no
>See a clearing in the distance
>that's when the smell hit me
>the smell of death
>I dont know if it's my enhanced sense of smell, or if that's just because it was so strong.
>it damn near made me double over
>I kept running till I got to the clearing
>dead orcs everywhere
>dozens of them
>all of them with elven arrows protruding from their skulls
>some of them even had bullet holes
>spot something pitch black on the ground
>Its Kaylessa's CZ82
>along with the Splintered remains of her bow.
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>begin to shout for her when a stick snaps in the opposite edge of the clearing
>fuck, I walked right into it.
>hit the deck as a bullet cracks past my head
>gun fire explodes from in front of me
>I start firing into the treeline at flashes from enemy fire
>thank whatever gods that Orcs cant shoot for jack shit
>although, if I continue to stay here a stray bullet is likely going to hit me.
>roll behind a pile of dead Orcs to my right
>can feel my pack getting made into swiss cheese
>"Master can you hear me?!"
>"Evi! I need your help"
>"We know! Where are you?"
>jesus bitch, just follow the gunfire
>send her a mental image of the clearing
>"were almost there hold on!"
>Nah, think I'll roll over here and now
>Its just a continuous hail of gunfire
>these orc bodies ain't gunna last all that long
>pretty sure their just mush at this point
>crack crack crack crack crack is all I hear for an age as bullets are whizzing over head
>these fuckers have got to reload sometime
>as if on cue, the gun fire stops for a brief moment
>I look over my orc meat pile, to see some of them advancing through the clearing
>ready my G3 and cut down a few of them
>let's see your puny 22 do that
>Real fuckin NATO
>this causes some of them to stop, and others to rush, waving axes and hammers through the air.
>this clearing is like 100 meters across, dumb fucking orcs
>drop the ones rushing before getting back into cover
>This cycle continues for several more minutes all the while Orcs are continuing to advance on my position
>my cover is getting whittled down by orc suppressing fire
>I still cant fully control the Dragon in me. Like when the Hulk got his ass kicked by Thanos, except, the dragon is just a dick and I haven't gotten my ass kicked
>all of a sudden the tree line practically explodes with fire, orcs are sent screaming out of the trees and into the clearing on fire
>this doesnt stop the ones still advancing, they are close enough I could stab them if I had a bayonet
>then like a giant, ugly green Orc angel, If there is such a thing, Krom, falls from the sky carrying a giant metal riot shield in front of me.
>The advancing Orcs stop in their Tracks and shout something in Orcish at him
>Krom responds by picking up a smallish rock and hurling it through the skull of one of the orcs
>orc brains splatter on the one behind him
>jesus that was fucking brutal
>They all raise their weapons and begin to fire
>Krom ducks behind the shield and motions for me to get up and behind him
>Begin advancing the orcs occasionally popping up and firing a few shots at them
>Meanwhile, the smell of scorched orc just keeps getting stronger
>eventually get to the treeline that is now burning to the ground for the next 100 yards or so
>If i hadnt told Evi to stop she probably would have burned the whole damn forrest down
>Look around at all the destruction
>Orcs littered the clearing
>Dead, dying and some still burning orcs littered the burning treeline
>realize that Kaylessa may still be in the woods
>Evi reassured me she wasnt, since Elves cant hide from dragons or something like that.
>”We have to find her” i said as i checked my gear
>”No, i will find her master, meanwhile get to safety, youre bleeding” she said and took off
>So much for the Macho man looking for his damsel shit
>Look down at my left arm and realize there is a significant piece of flesh missing from it
>Stray bullet
>Me and Krom make it back to camp
>Start getting medical supplies to sew up my arm.
>Managed to get more scars on this trip then i have in all 26 years of my life
>Then it struck me
>”Krom, where the fuck did you get that shield?
>The orc looks down at it
>”Odd really, Some talking Skeleton wearing a funny hat and driving an ice cream truck with a wench in a maid outfit, Rolls ups” He stops and points at the Donut tracks next to camp “OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, and shouts ‘Hey you big green Nigger, Youre going to need this!’ Then a giant FUCKING CAT, jumps out the back, throws the shield and a can of beans at me and they do some donuts and drive off”
>jesus fucking christ what is with this place


>about 30 mins later Evi returns
>"Have you found her?"
>"I have, but it's not good"
>cringe at hearing that
>"Shes pretty beat up but they havent…. Had their way yet."
>"Orc most orc tribes demand that when something of high value is obtained, the most valuable spoils go to their commander or chief. However, if the leader is not present or gone for too long, many Orcs get…. Impatient." Krom said
>fuck fuck fuck
>"then we go now" I said, gathering all of my things
>"Hold master." Evi looking at me and flicking her tongue. "We're talking at least a company of Orcs, around 400 of them. We dont have enough ammo"
>damn it
>”Then stay, i'm going”
>Krom just rolled his eyes and began packing his things.

>We arrived well after dusk at the Orcs camp
>It looks like they had chopped down the next half mile of forest to build their camp.
>just as Evi said, they hadn’t...Touched Kaylessa, but she looked like she had been tortured a little bit.
>It Enraged me to see her in that cage, strung up like a slave at auction.
>goblins kept trying to claw their way in the cage, while orcs stood back taking bets on which one would draw her blood first.
>I turned around and faced Krom, “They all die”
>”None of them are my kin, so, i'm down” He said, hefting his massive battle Axe
>Maybe we should have come up with more of a plan.
>really just wanted to murder every non-krom orc here.
>just then a horn blared
>it didnt sound orcish
>the next couple of minutes were nothing but orcs running all over the place
>save for a couple dozen of Kaylessas guards and the goblins, every orc armed themselves and rushed to the opposite side of the camp
>Oh nice.
>sudden convenient plot twist makes it easy.
>Then the Orcs and goblins begun moving her cage to a large tent near the center of the camp.
>a much larger orc with ornate armor follows them in, Like Ogre size, but still an orc
>behind him is a Warlock
>must be the leader
>"Let's go Krom, Evi, see what the fuck is going on"
>me and Krom made our way through the woods towards the center of the camp, killing any stray Orcs or goblins along the way.
>"Master, there is a large force of elves, engaging the orcs!"
>Elves? What the fuck is happening?
>just then a scream breaks out from the tent that snap my attention back to it
>then another one
>and another one
>I begin moving without even realizing it
>Next few moments were a blur
>the dragon within me took over and I became the lizard like creature once again
>I began firing my G3 at the nearest orcs, watching their heads explode into pink mist.
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>CLICK
>Reach for a fresh mag
>Nothing
>Look behind and see my chest rig about 50 yards behind me as well as most of my clothes
>the transformation ripped most of my clothes off
>Fuuuuggg.jpeg
>something was different about the transformation though
>last time it didnt de-clothe me
>Like i got bigger
>An Orc Axe rushes over my head, snapping me back to attention
>I swept the orcs legs with my tail, the razor sharp dragon bone plates removing his legs from the knees down
>I dropped my G3 and began running towards the tent
>I wanted to set it on fire and burn every orc fucker alive
>But Kaylessa was in there, so i must show restraint
>Look to my left and see Krom driving the edge of his Axe into the Skull of another Orc
>Suddenly he whirls around and takes an Arrow to the back, but the riot shield slung across his back prevents it from penetrating his skin.
>As he turns back around, he removes a tomahawk and slings it at the orc who shot at him, catching him in the mouth with it
>Krom looks towards my direction and points
>I look the direction he was pointing to see a group of orcs rushing my position
>Still running, i barrel through the first Orc, feeling his head pop underneath my foot...paw… thing, and disembowel the second one, the next 2 swung axes at me
>One axe glanced off one of my bone plates on my shoulder and the other i caught the haft with my mouth, and snapped it in 2.
>I drew my CZ quickly dispatching both of the orcs and continued running towards the tent.
>Finally reached the opening in the tent and Throw back the flap
>Something Very large slammed into my chest, sending me back out into the night sky
>The big fucker
>forgot about him
>The Massive orc stepped out of the tent with his arms crossed and an ugly snarl on its face
>smug cunt
>Stood up and emptied the remaining round from my SP01 into its Smug face
>Nothing
>Inb4 9mm
>These are magically enhanced rounds
>Which means HE’S magically enhanced
>Good ol game of Fisticuffs i guess
>I rush the giant to try to close the distance so he cant use his size and height as an advantage.
>just before reaching my target, I launched myself from the ground and onto his shoulders.
>I brought my Claws down to pierce its skull, but the orc jerked to one side, causing me to miss and shave off its ear
>The orc lifted a meaty hand, grabbing me and hurling me back into the clearing
>Slid for a few yards before slamming into some boxes
>Shot back up top my feet and sprinted towards the orc
>The orc started sprinting towards me
>We collided and i dug my claws into his chest, securing myself to him
>I felt the roiling in my stomach and throat first
>Then the heat
>I think even the orc even knew what was about to happen, as he fought even harder to break my grip from him
>Ill take my orc extra crispy please
>I reared my head back and released a jet of dragon flame right into the orcs open mouth
>it wasnt long before his head was nothing but ash and i was standing over his smoldering corpse
>Another one of Kaylessas screams grabbed my attention


>I grabbed the Warlock by his gay ass robe and threw him across the tent, hitting one of the  massive supports
>He hit the support with a solid thud
>The orc began chanting a spell
>Too slow mother fucker
>I brought a claw hammering down on his arm, cleaving the appendage off.
>It took a moment for the orc to register what exactly happened
>Cant cast your bullshit spell without your bullshit hand faggot
>The Orc roars and throws himself at me.
>He throws a left
>then another one
>then another one
>then another
>I just hold up my right arm and continue to block his punches
>Finally the orc stumbles and i catch his other arm and rip it clean from his shoulder
>The orc stands there eyeing me
>Tis’ just a flesh wound
>The orc charges me
>Nanithefuck.jpg
>Nigga you aint got no arms
>Brace myself to uppercut this faggot to see baby jesus
>But he stumbles and falls to the floor, dead from blood loss
>I walk over and tap his body with the tip of my foot
>Hear chains rattle and suddenly remember why im here
>Kaylessa is tied to a table, her clothes stripped from her body.
>A series of deep cuts to her wrists and parts of her thighs
>A small bead of blood is forming in the center of her chest
>There are Bowls underneath her serving as collection points
>My blood boils with fury
>They were going to use her as a blood sacrifice
>If there an Orc Blood God, I swear i will make him bleed
>Quickly rip cloth from the tent walls and stop the bleeding from the deeper wounds
>Krom comes running into the tent and looks at Kaylessa
>He mutters an Orcish curse and spits on the ground
>Evi comes into my mind
>”Master, the Elves have Routed the orcs, most are slain, the rest are fleeing into the woods”
>”Yeah thats fucking great, get your ass down here”
>”What is wrong?”
>Send her a mental image of Kaylessa
>”She has lost a lot of blood, is there anything we can do”
>”We dragons are creatures of Destruction and only Destruction”
>fuck
>Kaylessa, opened her eyes and looked at me
>She just smiled before closing them and going limp
>No
>no no no
>no no no no no no no no no
>Krom begins scrambling, Throwing shit around, looking for something
>I feel for her pulse
>Nothing
>FUCK
>I feel myself turn back into my normal human self
>Begin compressions
>1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30
>Breathe, breathe
>1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30
>Breathe, breathe
>Krom grabs my arm and i feel something very sharp and very painful drag its way across my forearm and wrist
>”Krom what the fuck?!”
>”Shut up and give me your Blood! We dont have much time!”
>I notice him holding a small wooden rod with skulls attached to it
>Ding!
>He takes my arms and squeezes blood into the bowls with kaylessas blood, and begins chanting
>Suddenly, one of the Bowls begin glowing a faint orange
>As i am wrapping my arm with some of the cloth, the other  bowls begin glowing
>Then, scorching pain is shot through my arm like i was just stung by hundreds of Wasps
>The blood begins flowing from the Bowls, slithering like a snake up the table and coming to a rest on Kaylessa’s wounds
>Kroms chanting grew louder and the pain in my arm only grew more intense
>The blood rose in elevation, then at the apex of kroms chanting, slammed down into kaylessas body with enough force to break the legs of the table
>All was quiet for a moment, Then Kaylessa gasped for air.