fell off the back of a truck

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #708
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>had to drive home in middle of the night and almost hit 2 dumb deer
Phew
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I think that's worse than me. Work got rained out at work and someone dropped a big ass armchair right in the middle of the freeway on the way home.

>Hotel's budget is razor thin
>They can't afford any furniture that didn't come with the building
>Any new additions "fell off the back of a truck"
>No literally
>Not like they stole them
>People in Hell can't drive for sht and there's no laws requiring anything to be strapped down properly, so you can just sit next to the highway and wait for a reckless delivery man to take a turn too hard and spill half of his cargo
>That's how Charlie got her new office chair and Angel got Nuggs a new bed