Out of Your Comfort Zone

>Day out of your comfort zone in Equestria
>You want to get freaky today, try something you have never done before
>Sitting in your kitchen, trying to think of what you could try
"What was it that one guy did?....didn't he like, jack off to blood or some shit?"
>"Something like that"
"Thanks other me!"
>Grab knife out of kitchen drawer
>Fluttershy is still outside after her daily fetish attempt
>Open door
>See Fluttershy mashing it
"YEEHAWWWW PIGGY!"
>Stab her in the eye with the knife
>Whip it out and start fucking the hole
>Finish, inside her eye, then start lapping it up
>She is crying from her good eye
>Carve her stomach open
>Carve open your own stomach
>Start pulling out her intestines and stuffing them inside yourself
"I AM ONE WITH OUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE FRACTURED FLOW!"
>Sew up your stomach with hairs from her tail
>Hack off a limb while you're at it and go back inside
>While making hoof milkshake you hear what sounds like some one shouting out police siren noises
>Then some one else calls out
>"COME OUT WITH YOUR HOOVES UP!"
>Walk outside with your blood covered dick still flopping around between your legs
>Should have put it away
>Suddenly spear lodged in your cock
>You are sent to prison for 102 years for the rape, murder, and desecration of Fluttershy
>Still got laid...sorta
>Totally counts