Bad Pickup Lines

<Barbossa> Ari
<Ariseus> hm
<Barbossa> what did the duck say to the waiter
<Ariseus> idk, what did he say?
<Barbossa> 'why don't you put it on my bill'
<Ariseus> i hate you
<Barbossa> -slaps knee.-
<Ariseus> get a life loser
<Ariseus> jk stay here with us
<Barbossa> you will all put up with me until the day you die
<Ariseus> I'm cool with that
<Ariseus> Hey Bar
<Ariseus> You know what would make your face look better?
<Barbossa> what would that be?
<Ariseus> If I sat on it.
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<Valeska> Sorry lag was horrible
<Ariseus> https://pastebin.com/jgd1xgWZ
<Barbossa> i bet it would ari
<Ariseus> I'm not wearing any socks
<Barbossa> welcome back bb cakes
<Ariseus> And I have the panties to match
<Ariseus> Webass Vale babie
<Valeska> Thanks loves <3
<Ariseus> I don't need a spoonfull of sugar to swallow you
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<Ariseus> ...o
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<Barbossa> phew, that lag was real
<Ariseus> <Ariseus> I don't need a spoonfull of sugar to swallow you
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<Ariseus> r00d
<Barbossa> LOL
<Barbossa> I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT
<Ariseus> xD
<Barbossa> that is a perfect dirty thing to whisper in someone's ear
<Barbossa> give me more
<Barbossa> I WANT MOA
<Ariseus> Do you know your ABC's?
<Ariseus> Cuz I can give you the fourth letter of the alphabet
<Barbossa> that one was cheesy, you can do better than that
<Ariseus> I hear you're good at alegbra...will you replace my X without asking Y?
<Barbossa> OMG SMOOTH
<Barbossa> i had to think about that one for a while xD
<Ariseus> Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later
<Barbossa> lmao, i would say that to someone
<Barbossa> if i weren't such an angel
<Ariseus> I do not fancy wines
<Ariseus> I prefer moans
<Barbossa> LMAO OH Y GOD
<Barbossa> THAT ONE IS GOLD
<Barbossa> i prefer whines though
<Barbossa> mixed in with moans
<Barbossa> how do i know what i prefer, idk
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<Seprachul> oop
<Barbossa> i got one
<Barbossa> hello sep
<Seprachul> i left my tabs open when i went for ferret time
<Seprachul> hi
<Ariseus> hey sep
<Ariseus> <3
<Ariseus> wait what bar
<Ariseus> You remind me of a twinkie
<Ariseus> Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth
<Seprachul> why r u like this
<Barbossa> LMAO
<Ariseus> idk
<Ariseus> Hey what's your name? I need to know what I'll be screaming tonight
<Ariseus> If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
<Ariseus> Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?
<Seprachul> drunk slutty aunt jokes
<Ariseus> Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under
<Ariseus> If I'd known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini
<Barbossa> What is the difference between "oooooh"? and "aaaaah"?
<Ariseus> What?
<Barbossa> About three inches
<Barbossa> huehuehue
<Ariseus> SCREAMS
<Seprachul> ihyall
<Ariseus> its so good tho
<Seprachul> bED NOW
<Seprachul> i sleeps gnite all
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<Ariseus> NIGHT
<Ariseus> NEVERRR
<Barbossa> NIGHT
<Ariseus> Let's play Titanic!
<Ariseus> When I say "Iceberg" you go down
<Barbossa> xD
<Ariseus> Rose are red
<Ariseus> Violets are fine
<Ariseus> I'll be your 6
<Ariseus> If you be my 9
<Ariseus> okimdone
<Barbossa> LMAO