CANARY ISLAND PART TRES FINALE

CloudBro is hit by the arrow, is tazed and lets out another beam in panic, it spazzes out and slices at everything around it.
Straight_Shot hits the deck while he waits for tazer to do its thing
CloudBro 's cloud also flies off away from the two, going off into the air. Eventually he, through a will that is strong, pulls off the arrow and tries to catch his breath
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow. Remind me to never get hit by one of those, Straight."
<Straight_Shot>: "No worries, slick"
<CloudBro>: "A shocking turn of events, no doubt, but I do doubt that you'll be able to fly away with this one"
<Wrong_Way>: "What makes you say that?"
<Straight_Shot>: 'Was that a pun?"
<CloudBro>: "Yes. And I say that because, my good man, if you'd just pay attention you'd se-BLAAAAAAH" he surprise attacks the two of them in the middle of talking with another round of concussion beams
<Wrong_Way>: "I think the pun made him-GAHHH"
Wrong_Way falls to the ground again.
Straight_Shot is blown away again
<Wrong_Way>: "STOP DOING THAT!"
CloudBro laughs to himself again
<CloudBro>: "Doing what?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Those lazer blast thingies."
<CloudBro>: "You mean when I go 'blaaaaah'?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, stop doing that."
Straight_Shot shoots another tazer
<Straight_Shot>: "See we can do that do!"
<CloudBro>: "I'll take it into conside-BLAAAAAAH" he shoots another off at wrong_way
Wrong_Way gets hit by another one
<Wrong_Way>: "I HATE THIS GUY!"
CloudBro is hit by the tazer after hitting ww with it, once again gets a shocking
Straight_Shot retrieves, nocks, and fires a net arrow
Wrong_Way gets himself up and dusts off his clothes
<Wrong_Way>: "Jeez, I'm gonna have to stay up all night to clean this."
CloudBro shifts upwards, the arrow going through his cloud
<Straight_Shot>: "Man I hate this guy"
<Wrong_Way>: "Same here. What should we do?"
CloudBro swoops down at the two, firing off concussion beams as he does his aerial drive by
Wrong_Way does his best to avoid another hit from concussion blasts
Straight_Shot dives out of the way
<Straight_Shot>: "I've got an idea"
<Straight_Shot>: "Hey!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Cloud guy!"
Wrong_Way wonders what his plan is.
CloudBro hovers above them
<CloudBro>: "What is it, I am busy murdering you"
Straight_Shot does the t motion with his hands
<Straight_Shot>: "Time out man we get one time out"
<CloudBro>: "I don't think we use those rules"
<Wrong_Way>: "W-well we do!"
<Wrong_Way>: "It's not fair for two against one!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Hey we've fought with the canary before"
<Straight_Shot>: "How many times have you been a hero or villain?"
<CloudBro>: "I can safely say that I am a productive and positive member of my community"
<CloudBro>: "Can you say that?"
<Straight_Shot>: "S-men dude of course we can"
<Straight_Shot>: "So just"
<Straight_Shot>: "Time out"
Straight_Shot is still doing t motion
CloudBro waits a second
Straight_Shot tazes him again
<CloudBro>: "BLAAAAAH" he blasts them both again
<Straight_Shot>: [fastest hands in the west]
CloudBro is tazed again
<CloudBro>: "STOP DOING THAT"
<Wrong_Way>: "YOU STOP DOING THAT!"
Straight_Shot unclips grappling hook and lassos cloud man
<CloudBro>: "IT REALLY HURTS YOU KNO-BLAAAAAAH" he is grappled, but fires off concussion beams at mark
<Wrong_Way>: "STOP HITTING ME YOU STUPID CLOUD GUY!"
Wrong_Way lays on the ground until Cloudbro stops hitting him.
Straight_Shot tazes his end of the metal weaved cord
CloudBro is shocked, finally goes down
Wrong_Way gets up from the ground
<Wrong_Way>: "Why does Canary have to hire such tough guys?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Looks like he's out cold"
<Straight_Shot>: "Because we're such tougher guys"
<Wrong_Way>: "Or or or...Gone with the wind?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Booom"
Straight_Shot knuckles bumps WW
<Gwysion>: Spookey shit can be seen going on the mountain top, as lightning CRACKS THE SKY
Wrong_Way knuckle bumps Straight_Shot
<Wrong_Way>: "...That's not good."
<Straight_Shot>: "Looks like this whole place is"
<Straight_Shot>: "Electrified!!"
Straight_Shot pats himself on the back
<Wrong_Way>: "I'll teleport us up there."
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight and I /aren't/ on top of this mountain."
Straight_Shot is zooped zooped onto the mountain
<Gwysion>: On the top of the mountain you see the Canary pull cosmic energys in the middle of the mountain. Beside him seems to be...a dragon of some kind.
*** Gwysion is now known as Canary
<Straight_Shot>: "Is that"
<Straight_Shot>: "Seriously"
*** CloudBro is now known as DrJabbers
Straight_Shot throws up his hands and groans
<Canary>: "Aw, if it isnt my old foes Straight SHot and....friend"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Friend?"
<Canary>: "....right_direction?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Do you seriously not know my name?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Wait wait wait"
<Straight_Shot>: "He's your nemesis I don't even own a turtle"
<Straight_Shot>: "How do you even"
<Canary>: "......"
<Wrong_Way>: "I need to get a more caring nemesis."
<Canary>: "JABBERS DESTROY THEM"
<Straight_Shot>: "Okay we're gonna teleport away"
DrJabbers stands tall. He is a large dragon like creature, from his eyes bellow flames, his teeth glisten and are bared, and his massive wings fan out
<Straight_Shot>: "And we're gonna try this again"
<DrJabbers>:
<Canary>: "Wait...seriously?"
<Canary>: "Hold Jabbers"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah Canary."
<Straight_Shot>: "Yes seriously"
<Wrong_Way>: "Seriously."
Canary sighs
<Canary>: "Fine"
<DrJabbers>: "..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Good."
<Straight_Shot>: "You just dropped the ball so hard man"
Canary dont give a shit more time for the dark ceremony
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight and I /aren't/ at the bottom of the mountain."
<DrJabbers>: "...alright then"
<Canary>: They are at the bottom of the mountain.
DrJabbers goes back to what he was doing
<Wrong_Way>: "...You know what would be funny?"
<Canary>: "Im sorry about that jabbers, you know how these hero types get"
Wrong_Way whispers something to Straight_Shot
<DrJabbers>: "Tell me about it. Every once in a while some dink with a sword tries getting a lop at my head."
<Straight_Shot>: "Nice"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know right?" he snickers
<Canary>: "The nerve of some people"
<Straight_Shot>: "Good tactics, kemo sabe"
Straight_Shot high fives WW
Wrong_Way highfives Straight_Shot
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight and I /aren't/ behind Canary and that Jabbers guy."
Straight_Shot nocks a tazer arrow as he gets zoop zooped
<DrJabbers>: "Well, after this I still need to go back to the hospital. I need to put my skills to good use"
<Canary>: "I know I know, thank you for coming out"
Straight_Shot nods to wrong way motioning his head toward canarys back
<DrJabbers>: "No problem man, anything to help the cause"
Wrong_Way nods
Straight_Shot tazes canary
<Canary>: They are behind dr jabbers.
<Canary>: oh]
Canary is tazed
<Canary>: "ZZZT"
DrJabbers spins around, his massive tail whips both of them back
Wrong_Way is hit by Jabbers tail
<Wrong_Way>: "Ooof."
Straight_Shot gets knocked as well
DrJabbers lets out a cloud splitting roar, fire begins to shoot out of his eyes
<Straight_Shot>: "Sonuvaa"
Canary tries to rip the arrow out
<Canary>: "TAKE THE FIGHT AWAY FROM HERE"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez."
<Straight_Shot>: "Has thou slain the Jabberwock?"
Straight_Shot speaks in a goofy posh accent
Straight_Shot speaks normally
<Straight_Shot>: "Working on it"
DrJabbers spreads his massive wings, then flies forward and grabs the two of them in his claws that catch
DrJabbers flies off of the mountain, flying out into the surrounding areas while roaring
Canary stands up and continues the ceremony
Straight_Shot unclips his tomahawk
*** Canary is now known as The_Canary
<Straight_Shot>: "MARK!"
<Wrong_Way>: "You should..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm?
<Straight_Shot>: "WHEN I CUT I NEED YOU TO WARP US TO SAFETY"
<Wrong_Way>: "How safe?"
DrJabbers once he flies out far enough he drops both of them
<Wrong_Way>: "SHOOT"
<Wrong_Way>: "UH UH."
Straight_Shot reels back tomahawk and using rare occasion of peak human strength throws the tomahawk with all his might as he falls into the Jabbers center mass
Straight_Shot is plummeting
<Wrong_Way>: "STRAIGHT AND I /AREN'T/ FALLING INTO A SWIMMING POOL."
DrJabbers bellows out, flames shooting out of its eyes. He writhes, but dives down to the ground and regains his composure
<Wrong_Way>: "WAIT, THAT'S WORSE! STRAIGHT AND I /AREN'T/ FALLING INTO THE OCEAN!"
<DrJabbers>: "From that height you'd likely kill yourselves on impact"
<DrJabbers>: "Trust me, I'm a doctor"
<The_Canary>: They are now falling several miles into the pacific ocean.
<The_Canary>: They will die on impact.
<Straight_Shot>: "WE AREN'T IN THE OCEAN
<Straight_Shot>: "WE ARENT IN THE OCEAN
<Wrong_Way>: "I WAS GONNA GIVE US PARACHUTES BUT OKAY!"
<Wrong_Way>: "STRAIGHT AND I /AREN'T/ IN THE OCEAN!"
<The_Canary>: They are safely in the ocean
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jesus, I nearly freaked out back there..."
DrJabbers takes out a pipe and smokes it, wondering where they are
<Wrong_Way>: "Back to the mountain top, right?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Man all these new henchmen suck"
<Straight_Shot>: "I miss that owl guy who drank smoothies"
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah back to the mountain top"
The_Canary is almost done with the ceremony, soon flying jellyfish, flying  snekes, and flying badgers will be a reality.
<DrJabbers>: "Not my fault I'm doing my job" he says, having incredible hearing skills
<Wrong_Way>: "Owl guy was cool.."
<Wrong_Way>: "Can't believe how crazy he was though..Shamrocks shakes..."
<The_Canary>: he was an eagle]
<The_Canary>: you racists]
<Straight_Shot>: "Really how dumb do you have to be"
<Straight_Shot>: "He was better than these guys though"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...Straight and I /aren't/ on top of the mountain."
<The_Canary>: They are at the top of the mountain.
Straight_Shot tazes canary again
DrJabbers flies upward, returning to the boss
The_Canary should have seen this coming
<Straight_Shot>: "Stop being evil"
The_Canary is tazed and rips it out "SONUFA"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez, dragon again..."
<DrJabbers>: "This isn't evil in the slightest"
<The_Canary>: JABBERS
<DrJabbers>: "If you'd just sit down and listen to what we have to say you'd understand"
<DrJabbers>: "Trust me, I'm a doctor"
<DrJabbers>: "What's it, Canary?"
<Wrong_Way>: "No, you're a dragon helping a guy calling himself The Canary!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Okay time out"
<Straight_Shot>: "What is the actual evil scheme here you've piqued my interest"
Straight_Shot does the t motion
<The_Canary>: "Jabberwock"
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight, the geckos told us he's trying to make everything fly."
<DrJabbers>: "I'm not a dragon, I am a Jabberwocky, and even if I was does that mean I am evil? You're a racist.
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't know what a Jabberwocky is."
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm sorry if I confused you for a dragon."
<DrJabbers>: "That hurt, you know"
<Straight_Shot>: "Thats not why I said you're evil you walking victim complex"
<The_Canary>: "Which one of us?"
<Straight_Shot>: "You're evil because you're working for this tool and tried to kill us"
<Straight_Shot>: "The jabberwock obviously"
<Straight_Shot>: "You egotist"
<Wrong_Way>: "How does everyone know what a jabberwock is but me?"
<The_Canary>: "You just shot two arrows in my back at point blank I should be dead"
DrJabbers hmpfs
<Straight_Shot>: "Seriously pulling the race card"
<Straight_Shot>: "You're either a mutant as well or a mythical beast you can't pull the race card"
<Straight_Shot>: "Think of your choices man"
<Straight_Shot>: "You could be saving lives, instead you're here working for tweety bird and slapping around teenagers"
<The_Canary>: "Hes a doctor actually"
<DrJabbers>: "This is the first time in a while I haven't been in the hospital"
<The_Canary>: "This is just volunteer work and I appreciate it"
<Straight_Shot>: "That's what Im talking about"
<DrJabbers>: "I just came in today because he's a good friend of mine"
<Straight_Shot>: Yeah you know what"
Straight_Shot tazes canary again
<The_Canary>: GCH
<Wrong_Way>: "How many of those you got left?"
The_Canary tries to rip it out
<The_Canary>: STOP THAT
<Straight_Shot>: "Only a couple"
<Straight_Shot>: "Gotta enjoy it while it lasts"
DrJabbers aids the Canary in taking it out. He's a doctor, you know
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess."
<The_Canary>: "What kind of hero calls time out just to do that?"
<The_Canary>: "Thank you jabbers"
<DrJabbers>: "No problem"
<Wrong_Way>: "The same guy you hired with the clouds did the same thing sorta..."
<Straight_Shot>: "While I asked for your plan"
<Wrong_Way>: "So, uh...do jawwarockies have any weaknesses, Straight?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Then you just whined about being type cast"
<Straight_Shot>: "You tourists"
<The_Canary>: "Oh RIght, well Im going to give everything the gift of flight"
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah nope all I needed to hear this is a bad idea
<DrJabbers>: "Unless you plan on killing me, reverse language guy"
<The_Canary>: "Like I did cloud bro and the good doctor here"
<The_Canary>: "THATS HIS NAME"
<Straight_Shot>: "This is literally the worst idea I've ever heard"
<DrJabbers>: "That seems a bit much"
<The_Canary>: "Reverse-language-guy"
<The_Canary>: "Sorry about earlier RLG"
<Straight_Shot>: "That's not even close"
<Wrong_Way>: "...I really hate you Canary."
<Straight_Shot>: "Concur'd
The_Canary pulls out his bow
<Straight_Shot>: "But no seriously"
<DrJabbers>: "Flight is a very good thing"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shoot, forgot he had that."
<Straight_Shot>: "Please don't do this"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm gonna ask you as an equal, Canary"
<Straight_Shot>: "Before I taze you again"
The_Canary shoots a little butterfly out of his bow at straight. It lightly flutters beside him for a second
<Wrong_Way>: "Straying from the bird motif, eh Canary?
Straight_Shot has a fear of flying ever since he was a boy
<The_Canary>: "Flight motif"
<DrJabbers>: "I'm not a bird"
<Wrong_Way>: "I thought it was a bird motif. You shot kiwis at me."
<Wrong_Way>: "Those adorable things can't fly."
<The_Canary>: "THE CANARY-force, knows no bounds of species"
<The_Canary>: "Kiwis fly..."
<Wrong_Way>: "No they can't!"
DrJabbers is smoking his tulgey wood pipe
The_Canary shoots a FLYING kiwi at  mark
<Straight_Shot>: "Kiwis actually can't fly, man"
<The_Canary>: YES THEY DO FOR I AM THE MASTER OF THE CANARY FORCE
<The_Canary>: THE CORE OF ALL THINGS
Wrong_Way gets hit in the face with a kiwi "FUCK YOU CANARY!"
<Straight_Shot>: "No really they're weight can't... what am I even saying just shut up you lunatic"
Straight_Shot clubs canary
Wrong_Way considers throwing the kiwi at Canary, but finds it too cute to throw.
<Wrong_Way>: "Ugh..."
The_Canary hits club with his bow
DrJabbers picks up wrong_way with his big claws
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh come on!"
<DrJabbers>: "You and me, we don't need to fight, you know?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Aw bro, thats so bad for the bow man"
<DrJabbers>: "Just sorta let it happen, you get to fly, things are cool. I'll get you a lollipop"
<Straight_Shot>: "Why would you do that to such a nice piece"
<Wrong_Way>: "Dude, let me go."
<The_Canary>: "Magic, cant break"
<Straight_Shot>: "Its the principle of it man"
<DrJabbers>: "But if you do you'll do the reverse speak again"
<Wrong_Way>: "I could still do it here, you know."
<DrJabbers>: "Yeah but I have you close enough to stop you if you tried"
Straight_Shot nocks an unidentified arrow
<Wrong_Way>: "I dislike you jadderwonkies."
<The_Canary>: "Well I guess but....wait. I can shoot tidal waves of flighted creature"
<The_Canary>: "I Control the creatures"
<DrJabbers>: "I already assumed that. But you can't do your thing, so I think I'm good right now"
<Straight_Shot>: "I control a specific and delicate balance of the universe"
<Straight_Shot>: "A ratio if you will"
<The_Canary>: "You are like me"
<The_Canary>: oh pause for a sec]
<Straight_Shot>: "The ratio of foot to ass up your ass"
<Straight_Shot>: "Let me kick your ass"
<DrJabbers>: "Also, if I may say, you should get your throat checked out"
<DrJabbers>: "I can see the beginnings of strep"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah right."
<DrJabbers>: "No seriously. You'll start feeling a soreness within a day"
<DrJabbers>: "You're lucky I was able to catch it right here"
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as Jitterbug
<Wrong_Way>: "I'll feel a soreness after I kick Canary's ass."
<DrJabbers>: "That's just rude"
<The_Canary>: "I CAN summon and control ALL CREATURES OF FLIGHT"
<Straight_Shot>: "Kiwis don't fly though man"
<Wrong_Way>: "YEAH CANARY! BIRD MOTIF!"
The_Canary pulls his bow back, and a glowly ball appears in the bow and shoots Jitterbug at straightshot
Straight_Shot is hit by jitterbug
<Jitterbug>: Ohgodwhat?
<Straight_Shot>: "No"
<Jitterbug>: ...
<Jitterbug>: Guile?
<Straight_Shot>: "The last person I wanted" Guile mutters under his breath
<The_Canary>: That is not a bird
<Straight_Shot>: "Yes"
<Jitterbug>: What the heck is going on here?
<Wrong_Way>: "...What the hell?"
<The_Canary>: Now DESTROY HIM MY FLYING FRIEND
<DrJabbers>: "...so you want a smoke of the pipe?" he offers his tulgey wood pipe to him
Jitterbug gets up, and dust herself off
<Jitterbug>: Wait, what?
<Wrong_Way>: "What? No!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Well you see:
<Wrong_Way>: "JITTERS! GET OUT OF THERE!"
<DrJabbers>: "Its not unhealthy. Its a very special blend, won't mess with you"
<DrJabbers>: "Trust me, I'm a doctor"
<Jitterbug>: On it!
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm not smoking with a jannawilkie!"
Jitterbug begins to fly off
<Straight_Shot>: "Time out C-man gotta do a exposition"
Straight_Shot does the t motion
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh she left"
<DrJabbers>: "It might help you mellow out a bit"
<DrJabbers>: "You seem very tense"
Straight_Shot looks down at t hands
<The_Canary>: "GET BACK HERE"
<Wrong_Way>: "I might seem tense since I'm in the clutches of a jillerwankie while my friend fights my archenemesis!"
<The_Canary>: "AND DESTROY THEM"
<Straight_Shot>: "Blah blah blah"
Straight_Shot punches canary in the faaaace
The_Canary is punched in the faaaace
The_Canary is punched in the faaaace
<Wrong_Way>: "Ooo, that's gotta hurt."
<Straight_Shot>: "Look man"
<DrJabbers>: "Doesn't look like that bad of an injury"
The_Canary spits blood on the ground
<Wrong_Way>: "I meant Straight's fist."
<Straight_Shot>: "Normally I'm all business about this kinda thing"
<The_Canary>: "STOP CALLING TIME OUT"
Jitterbug begins to fly back, and socks Straight_Shot in the gut
Straight_Shot shakes out hand
<The_Canary>: "Oh there we go"
<Wrong_Way>: "OH SHOOT!"
The_Canary spits out a tooth
<DrJabbers>: "Oh, right right"
<Jitterbug>: Oh god!
The_Canary spits out another tooth
<Jitterbug>: I'm sorry!
Straight_Shot is cut off midsentence as he gets decked by Jitters
<Wrong_Way>: "JITTERS! CAN'T YOU GET OUTTA HERE?"
<The_Canary>: "Oh god they cant just keep coming out like that
Straight_Shot groans
Jitterbug does a haymaker to Straight_Shot's face
<Jitterbug>: NO!
<Jitterbug>: I DON'T KNOW WHY!
<Wrong_Way>: "DAMN IT!"
<Jitterbug>: AHH!
<DrJabbers>: "I can examine you afterward Canary"
Straight_Shot takes a bug fist to the face
<The_Canary>: "Thank you doctor"
DrJabbers is relaxed, holding mark in his giant claws
Straight_Shot lays on the ground for a second
<Jitterbug>: Sorry Guile!
Straight_Shot looks down at visor which has fallen off face
<Wrong_Way>: "STRAIGHT! God damnit..."
Jitterbug goes to kick Guile in the side
Straight_Shot 's visor is broken
<Jitterbug>: this isn't my fault!
<Straight_Shot>: "My name is Guile Churchill"
Straight_Shot takes kick to side doesn't flinch
<The_Canary>: "All shall bow to the canary force"
<The_Canary>: "All shall bow to the canary force"
<The_Canary>: typo]
<Straight_Shot>: "I am 17 and a half years old"
<The_Canary>: "The revelation. The core of all things, and soon to be all things"
<DrJabbers>: "You know, if you don't want to see this, I am fine. I can take you somewhere else"
<Straight_Shot>: "This visor was my fathers"
Jitterbug continues kicking, to no avail
<Wrong_Way>: "Just let me go! STRAIGHT!"
Wrong_Way tries to get out of DrJabber's claws
<Straight_Shot>: "It has his music on it, and several dozen videos of him, and our only surviving family photo"
<The_Canary>: Your friend will probably die but it is a necessary loss for flying bears"
<Straight_Shot>: "This visor isn't going to make it out of this"
<Wrong_Way>: "GO TO HELL CANARY!"
The_Canary goes back to ceremony
Straight_Shot stands up taking shots and not flinching
Jitterbug does repeated punches to the gut
<Straight_Shot>: "These have all been truths"
<Straight_Shot>: "ANd lastly"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm only kind of sorry about this Bella"
<The_Canary>: FOR I AM THE COSMIC CANARY, NO MORTAL BOWMAN CAN BEST ME
Straight_Shot reaches out and snaps bellas neck
<The_Canary>: "...."
<The_Canary>: "What the fuck..."
Jitterbug falls to the ground, limp
<Straight_Shot>: "Canary"
<Straight_Shot>: "All of it"
DrJabbers sees Jitters' death, drops Mark
<Straight_Shot>: "All of you"
<DrJabbers>: "What the hell"
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo!"
<The_Canary>: A loud *DING* can be heard shaking the sky.
<Straight_Shot>: "Probably going to hurt in the morning"
<The_Canary>: "WOoo? WHAT THE FUCK"
Wrong_Way runs over to Straight is, but then looks up at the ding.
<Wrong_Way>: "...What the hell was that?"
Straight_Shot dive tackles Canary
<The_Canary>: "Oh timer is d-
<Straight_Shot>: "One more for the road"
The_Canary is tackled by straight and tries to punch/hit him with kiwis, pelicans, and other birds.
Wrong_Way looks at Jitters' body "Jitters /isn't/ in the shack."
DrJabbers runs over, grabbing SS off of canary and pinning him down with his claw
<Straight_Shot>: "I haven't seen my father in months!"
Straight_Shot is dragged off
DrJabbers roars into his face
<Straight_Shot>: "FOR ONLY A MINUTE"
<Straight_Shot>: "WHY WOULD YOU BREAK THE ONE THING"
<The_Canary>: At the top of the mountain, a golden feather has appeared since the large *DING*
Wrong_Way looks at the golden feather "That's not good."
<The_Canary>: "It doesnt matter, The cosmic egg timer is done."
<DrJabbers>: "Stay. Down."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Cosmic Egg timer?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight /isn't/ right next to me."
<The_Canary>: "Once I have that, no god will stand in my way let alone a odd fellow in hockeypads and his pet mark"
Straight_Shot is right next to WW
<The_Canary>: Straight is ported
The_Canary staggers bloody and beaten to the feather slooowly
Wrong_Way clenches his fists and gets up to Canary to push him down.
The_Canary is pushed down to the ground
DrJabbers has yet to be attacked and rushes at the two
<The_Canary>: no one cares about the jabberwocky]
<Wrong_Way>: "The Jabberwockie /isn't/ in Cancun."
<DrJabbers>: [t-twas brilig....]
<DrJabbers>: [;~;]
DrJabbers is in cancun
Wrong_Way looks at Canary on the floor. "How do we return the feather so you don't make everything fly?"
Straight_Shot looks down at Canary as well
<The_Canary>: "Why do you fellas always expect us to tell you how to screw us over?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, you're kind of on the floor and bleeding really bad..."
Straight_Shot grabs Canary by the jaw
<Wrong_Way>: "So I figured you'd be more than willing to tell us."
<The_Canary>: "....."
<Wrong_Way>: "Plus Straight did just kill a person."
<Straight_Shot>: "Stop this"
The_Canary is grabbed by straight
<The_Canary>: "If im dead or unconcious the ceremoney would end and it could only be started again...next year"
<The_Canary>: "...."
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight, still have those arrows?"
Straight_Shot punches Canary square between the eyes
<The_Canary>: "....Come on dont be hasty"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez Straight, we could've just used arrows."
The_Canary is punched in the faaaaaaaaaaace, and is knocked out as the feather dissapears
<Straight_Shot>: "I just really hate that guy"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know and he still doesn't know my name."
Straight_Shot lets go of canary and walks over to shards of broken visor
<Wrong_Way>: "You think we can just drop him off in a Canadian jail and they'll take him?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah we'll swing by Canada Jail"
Straight_Shot crouches next to pieces
<Wrong_Way>: "...Dude, you gonna be alright?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Not for a while"
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay..."
Straight_Shot picks up every little shard of visor
Wrong_Way looks at unconscious Canary
<Wrong_Way>: "Hope they have a dentist where we're going."
<Straight_Shot>: "It's been a few years since I saw him for more than a minute"
<Jitterbug>: we have free dental care over here!]
<Wrong_Way>: "That sucks Straight..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Maybe he can get you a new one?"
<The_Canary>: ...]
<Straight_Shot>: "That was also my phone..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Shoot."
<Straight_Shot>: "And what kept my secret identity"
<The_Canary>: They now remember the rediculously large fridge of fanta waiting for them.
<Straight_Shot>: "Let's just drop this clown off and get back to the school"
<Straight_Shot>: "I need a nap"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, okay."

<The_Canary>: goddamn i screwed this up was supposed to be fun i am sorry]
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight and I /aren't/ outside Ontario Penetentary."
<Wrong_Way>: [nah, we need some angst in our turtle arrow]
<Wrong_Way>: [or the kids will stop reading our comics]
<The_Canary>: fak u]
<Straight_Shot>: [I liked it]
*** Maw is now known as Dibbles
<The_Canary>: fak the kids[
<Dibbles>: [Yeah I wouldn't have ever read this unless this had happened]
<The_Canary>: They outside of the ontario penetentary
Wrong_Way teleports the two there, but then realizes they forgot Canary
<Wrong_Way>: "...Canary /isn't/ here."
<The_Canary>: It is guarded by beaver/bear guards 24/7
<The_Canary>: canary is there
*** The_Canary is now known as Bear
<Straight_Shot>: [Im sorry I tried to include SS's backstory in the rp and it made it sad]
<Straight_Shot>: [My bad jeez]
Wrong_Way drags Canary's unconsious body to the nearest bear.
<Bear>: no not that]
<Bear>: fuck dude not that at all[
<Wrong_Way>: "Thank god American prisons don't look like this, eh Straight?"
Straight_Shot nods
MountieStanTheBurlyMan rides up on his horse, and dismounts
<Straight_Shot>: "Delivery"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Hi."
Bear is a random bear
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Ah, hey there, eh. How are you guys doin-Oh! what do we got here?
Wrong_Way gestures to the canary he's dragging.
Bear is NOT a guard
<Straight_Shot>: "We got it here in over half an hour so don't worry you don't have to pay"
<Wrong_Way>: "Supervillian guy. The Canary."
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Why, that is just excellent!
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Thanks, buddies. So, what were his crimes?
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Tried to rewrite reality so everything was flying, aggravated assault, and trespassing"
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Trespassing?!
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah he took over some mountain"
<Wrong_Way>: "Canary Islands. What a loon right? Bird motifs all over the place."
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Well, I will be sure to make sure he goes to jail for a long time then, in one of our cruelest, and grueling prison we have!
<Straight_Shot>: "Right"
MountieStanTheBurlyMan picks the Canary up, hogties him, and tosses him on the back of his horse
<Wrong_Way>: "Thank you Canadian law enforcement official."
Bear is still next to mark and is not a guard
<Straight_Shot>: "Make sure he gets his time, bed by eight, brushes his teeth"
<Straight_Shot>: "And we'll pick him up when he's done"
<Straight_Shot>: "Have fun you two
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...Straight, why is there a bear right next to us?"
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Well, on behalf of myself, and the entirety of Canada, excluding Quebec, I thank you. We will be sure to send you a fruit basket in the next couple of days, and, our nation's most premium maple syrup
<Straight_Shot>: "It's Canadian
<Bear>: you walked torwards him]
<Straight_Shot>: "Score"
<Bear>: :3c]
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, it seems friendlier than moose."
<Straight_Shot>: "Maybe he wants food"
Wrong_Way looks through his pockets
<Straight_Shot>: "I wonder if bears like fanta"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, i got some turtle food..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Don't give a bear fanta."
MountieStanTheBurlyMan slaps the hindquarter of his horse, as it rears in the air
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: HI HO, DIEFENBAKER!
<Straight_Shot>: "I think I've got some guacochips around"
<Wrong_Way>: "Bye Canadian law enforcement official."
MountieStanTheBurlyMan gallops into the prison
<MountieStanTheBurlyMan>: Goodbye friends! Be careful of the wolves!
Wrong_Way throws the turtle food on the ground
MountieStanTheBurlyMan is out of sight
Straight_Shot digs through belt and retrieves bag of delicious guacamole chips
<Wrong_Way>: "...Wolves?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw shoot, let's hurry Straight."
Straight_Shot opens bag and offers it to bear
<Straight_Shot>: "Okay dude here me out"
<Straight_Shot>: "Lemme finish feeding this thing"
MountieStanTheBurlyMan sets up The Canary in one of Canada's worst prison cells. It is located right next to the ice machine, the bed is slightly lumpy, and, it doesn't have the most current movies on pay per view
*** MountieStanTheBurlyMan is now known as HabeusKaiju
Straight_Shot shakes half full bag of Guacochips
<Straight_Shot>: "Maybe it's sick
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe it's...stuffed!"
<Straight_Shot>: If it doesn't love guacochips
<Wrong_Way>: "Or there's that."
<Bear>: fell]
<Wrong_Way>: [we offered you guaco chips bear]
Bear eats the chips and then runs off
<Straight_Shot>: [no worries]
<Straight_Shot>: "Aw man"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Wow, speed eater."
<Straight_Shot>: "I was gonna see if bears liked fanta"
<HabeusKaiju>: and I put canary in the worst cell imaginable]
*** Bear is now known as Gwysion
*** Gwysion is now known as Gwyd
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh well"
<Straight_Shot>: "Home again home again"
Straight_Shot clicks his heels together
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight and I /aren't/ outside of the school."
<Straight_Shot>: "Callooh! Callay! He chortled in his joy..."
<Straight_Shot>: [exeunt[
<Wrong_Way>: [kay]