Red Versus Blue (Writefag Romp) Day 3

>P:”OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.”
>Pale clutched his wound harder, squirting blood everywhere.
>Albert aimed his gun at his wound, and fired a cupcake on it.
>Pale screamed in pain.
>Albert smirked, only to be rewarded with a face full of lead.
>P:”I fucking hate you guys.”
>Hieron and Gift poked on the body a few times, before dragging it out.
>Gadget came in, only to have a bullet land right next to him.
>P:”OUT.”
>Gadget shrugged, and left the inner room of the base.
>Poking his head outside, he saw a certain odd colored soldier walking at him.
>What is that device he is holding?
>PG:”Hello there!”
>Gadget immediately raised his weapon, expecting trouble.
>PG: “Hey, HEY! I’m just a medic.”
>Gadget squinted his eyes.
>G: “Oh yeah? Prove it.”
>PonyGone smiled in his helmet.
>He raised the purple gun, and aimed it at Gadget’s head.
>He fired immediately, wrapping Gadget’s head.
>Gadget felt a bit light headed, not knowing his brain tumor (Which affected his eating cycles) was fixed.
>PG:”There, all done.”
>G:”By golly! What is the event, fair apothecary? Are you here for our mutual friend?”
>Pony nodded, and the two entered the base again.
>G:”By any chance, do you have pepperoni with mustard?”

>L:”Say, what do you think came out of there?”
>Lulz poked the empty seat.
>You, Cormos and Lurker was with him, checking out the strange object.
>Suddenly, the seat hissed, letting out steam.
>It shot open, the lid landing a good 5 meters away.
>You looked down on to the darkness, to see two glistening eyes back to you.
>???:”I live…”
>Lulz:”What the actual fuck?”
>Lurker:”ITS AN ALIEN KEEL EET”
>Saying so, he aimed up his goofy-looking weapon, and fired.
>Few bubble-like projectiles shot out like shotgun pellets, going straight for the open seat.
>Suddenly, it curve halfway there, and returned to its owner.
>Before Lurker could react, he was shot in the face.
>By himself.
>LP:”HUEERGH BLURGH EHHHHH”
>He gurgled out some blood, and then died.
>You are absolutely terrified, while the rest don’t seem much bothered by it.
>C:”Eh, saw it coming.”
>L:”I’m surprised he lasted this wrong.”
”WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?”
>Cormos quickly goes over the opening, and reach in.
>???:”YES, UNLEASH ME! UNLEASH THE CHRONICLER” The demonic voice speaks.
“Uhhh, are you sure this is a good idea?”
>L:”Keep going!”
>Cormos looks slightly surprised, as he slowly reveals the monster.
>The demonic voice is now booming laughing.
>The sunlight reveals the pointed ears, the claws and…
>A kitten?
>The tiny creature mewls once, and everyone goes d’awwww.
>Cormos finds a tag; that reads;
>Mr. Spaghetti, if found call Betty XOXO’
>Anywho, before Cormos could stop bawling at the cat, it jumps at his helmet.
>To your surprise, it manages to break the visor, and starts clawing at Cormos.
>He begins to scream inhumanely, sending shivers down your spine.
>Lulzies calls to you, shaking you to get your attention.
>L:”Anon! Get Rune! I got this!”
>You begin darting for the base, but you decide to walk to it.
>If Lulz died, you could have his chair.

>Rune got up in the morning like a P-Diddy
>Then he torched his Kesha songs.
>He was having an afternoon walk, when he saw Lulz crawling away from something.
>His visor was cracked, and Rune could see his bloodied face.
>L:”Rune! There you are, you gotta-“
>His words are cut short with him being dragged off into a corner.
>Only his screams followed.
>Rune immediately lit up his weapon and began to run where Lulzies was dragged.
>On the turn, he saw Chron lying peacefully on Lulz’s mangled corpse.
>He gasped loudly, and dropped the weapon.
>Chron noticed him, and stopped licking its paws.
>It growled once.
>Rune was deathly silent, before he broke into a fit of shouts.
>R:”KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY”
>He ran like an idiot towards Chron, and held the kitten up.
>Chron, caught off guard, could only reply with;
>C:”Meaw?”
>And when the sunlight hit the two…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc&feature=player_detailpage#t=186s
>R:”KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY”
>Rune cradled the confused kitten and rushed into the base.

>You felt awful.
>Lulzies was dead, and you stole his seat.
>Well, great sacrifices must be made, you supposed…

>Wuten put up the pot full of spaghetti, and let his comrades feast.
>He watched them enjoy his expertise, which he stole from-
>Well hello there!
>He picked up the cute kitten and began to pet it.
>C:”STOP THAT FOOLISH ACT BUFOON”
>Chron’s evil voice was soon cut off by his pleasure of Wuten’s touching.
>That might have came out more shippy than anyone intended.
>Wuten then noticed the kitten’s collar tag, which read Mr. Spaghetti.
>He looked over the cat once again, now completely in love with it.
>And a number?
>B…E…T…T…Y…
>That’s a girl’s name!

>Somewhere in space, the duo freelancers got a call.
>Betty threw on her suit, and threw a muffin at her partner to catch his attention.
>B:”Wiz, we got a call.”
>B:”THAT MEANS A DATE!”

>Back in the Blue base, Pale, feeling much better, stepped out of the building to test his legs.
>He looked around, taking in the peaceful work environment.
>Wait.
>Peaceful?
>He turned to Gadget, who was now writing Shakespeare.
>Goddamn, looks like his brain tumor serum failed.
>P:”Have you seen the Pinks?”
>Gadget turned an unimpressed stare.
>G:”Excuse me, but I am making art.”
>He should’ve been making cancer cells, that twat.

>Overlord, having enough of seeing Brainhorn’s chicken collection, took a walk as well.
>He passed over the cliff, enjoying the cool night air.
>Unknown to him, the Pinks were on that cliff, drowning their sadness away.
>And everyone knows to stay away from the Pinks during their sad moments.
>Aether:”God, I can’t believe Al’s dead.”
>Gift:”I can.”
>Hieron gave him a slap, for such disrespec- muffins.
>H:”You know what this means.”
>G:”Diarrhea Cupcakes?”
>A:”Straight up, G.”
>The three stuffed themselves with the most vile sugar in the known world, overloading their stomachs.
>G”ERMAHGOWD I’M GONNA BLOW”
>A:”TO THE CLIFFS”
>The three bared their bottoms, and-
>Overlord felt the warm brown liquid over his armor.
>He knew what this was.
>But before he got hosed-
http://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA

Roses are red, vaginas are too
One day we'll meet the Skype Mary Sue
Now where is my bed, Chron is that you
And eye for an eye, now its time to die

Violas are cool, I miss the bed
Living like this, we're so rad

Hop in my pants
I'll make all dance
It's built like a car
Get on your fours
My song is a dick joke
It's all for a poke

Red versus Red
Blue versus Blue.

http://youtu.be/RpbV7XrF7Jc

~Day 3