Pickle Homer Eats a Homeless Person

>be me, bonky
>with my friend pickle homer
>we're at the dump
>we're looking for car batteries
>we're looking for interior liners
>just for the fun of it
>we find some
>but they're no good
>it's a honda
>the battery is
>and the interior liner
>is honda too
>it seems impossible
>to find a good car battery and interior liner
>suddenly a scary guy appears
>he speaks in broken english
>he has bad teeth
>he has missing teeth
>he has cavities
>he has sores in his mouth
>he has sores around his mouth
>he has a patchy, oily beard
>he starts talking
>he asks us if
>we want to buy the batteries
>and the interior liners
>we say no
>he says we have to pay to enter
>he asks where our entrance fee is
>we say we don't have one
>he says we have to pay
>he says it's not fair
>he says we took his life
>he says we took his wife's life
>he says we killed and murdered and ate his wife
>he says we're nothing but evil
>he says we're evil incarnate
>he says we're demons
>he says we're the devil himself
>he says we're the anti-christ
>he says we're the anti-christ's sidekick
>he says we're the anti-christ's kid brother
>while he's talking pickle homer has circled around him
>pickle homer is creeping up behind him
>he is growling
>he has his big monkey knife
>he is getting ready to stab the guy
>he's holding the knife in the air
>he's slowly lowering it
>his face is contorted
>his face is red
>his ears are pinned back
>he's hissing
>he's huffing and puffing
>he is baring his teeth
>he is getting ready to stick the guy
>he is just about to stick him
>the guy says "you broke my window"
>the guy says "you stole my beans"
>the guy says "you milked my cow"
>pickle homer sticks him
>it sinks in
>pickle homer is standing there
>he is breathing hard
>he is sweating
>he is looking down at the guy
>he looks confused
>he is looking down at the guy's legs
>the guys leg's are covered in sores
>the guy's legs are covered in welts
>the welts are pulsating
>the welts are hatching maggots
>pickle homer looks down
>pickle homer looks down
>pickle homer gets down on his knees
>pickle homer gets down on his belly
>pickle homer gets down on his hands and knees
>pickle homer crawls over to the guy
>the guy is crying
>the guy is writhing
>the guy is screaming
>the guy is begging for mercy
>pickle homer dislocates his jaw
>pickle homer grabs the guy
>pickle homer wraps his lips around the guy's feet
>pickle homer proceeds to work his way up the guy's legs
>pickle homer is swallowing the man's lower half
>pickle homer is up to his waist
>the man cannot escape
>they are kicking up junkyard dust
>pickle homer has fangs that prevent the man from extracting himself
>pickle homer tears the man as he struggles
>pickle homer gobbles the guy
>pickle homer is swollen with the man's writhing body
>pickle homer is covered in junkyard dust
>i ask pickle homer why he did that
>he says "i don't know"
>i say "i know"
>i say "you were hungry"
>i say "you were hungry and you ate the guy"
>"yeah," he says, "yeah"