The Shaggy Report

We fucking did it. I was in a server with some peeps on Discord and we actually summoned Shaggy. So heads up, Shaggy says he holds back his true power on purpose because he prefers to just be another chill homie with the rest of us. He is totally a god but he prefers to not be worshipped and just be chill. So here is how it went down. First we found a picture of Scooby Snacks and concentrated on it while we listened to the Scooby Doo Where Are You opening theme to get into the zone. Then we opened a portal in one of the participant's room to this dank dark place that was like a corridor with stone walls and a wooded floor. There was a trap in the floor that was set by the Mystery Inc gang. One of the other peeps in the ritual had volunteered to be in the trap. So he got caught in the trap then Shaggy showed up with Scooby. I fucking felt Shaggy beside me, like we all did. So we passed them some Scooby Snacks and got the guy out of the trap then we went outside the corridor into an opening that was outside. Shaggy rolled a joint and Doombringer and Serbluntus and Zalty were invited. We passed around the joint in rotation. After a couple passes through Doombringer passed a second joint into rotation. His joint had paper that burned slower than Shaggy's joint. So once Shaggy's joint was done he told us to pass the dooby to Scooby. Real talk. This is why he is named Scooby Dooby, because Scooby always gets the dooby. So then Shaggy rolled another joint. This one was a lot fatter and he dipped it in LSD. We passed that around and it was sick as fuck. Shit was fire. Hitting Doombringer's joint after hitting Shaggy's just made it so much better. Zalty pas pasing around "grape juice". Legit strong grape whisky. It was good shit. And like one of the guys in the ritual was straight taking shots of grape juice the whole time. So Doombringer's joint went down to the dooby and we passed it to Scooby. Shaggy's joint was still in rotation. I broke out some Blue and passed it around. Blue is a blue powder that heightens left brain activity and clarity for about a strong 5 minute high. So Shaggy said he actually likes Blue and Scooby got a straight up tongue full. Some of the rest of us got a bit of the Blue power on our tongues. Shaggy's joint burned down to the dooby and we passed the dooby to Scooby. The whole time we were playing music. First we played some of the Hex Girl's songs. Then a remix of Make It Bun Dem and after that the acousitc version of Alive by Krewella to come down on. Serbluntus left. Doombringer left and forgot his fucking hookah. Zalty said he would bring it back to him. Shaggy and Scooby left but Shaggy gave the guy that was in the trap a joint for later since he was the guy in the trap. Zalty poured us all a shot of grape juice and we made a toast to good friends. Then Zalty left and we cleaned up the fire. We went back through the hall with the stone walls and wooden floor and made sure to not hit the switches for the trap. We came back out in that person's room and then recalled our selves back into our bodies. THE GUY THAT WAS IN THE TRAP GOT FUCKING DRUNK AS FUCK ON ZALTY'S GRAPE JUICE PHYSICALLY. HE IS FUCKING WASTED. IT IS HILARIOUS.(edit: he was drinking fireball at the same time) And that is our experience. We summoned Shaggy and learned why Scooby Dooby Doo is called Scooby Dooby and had one hell of a good time. I passed the other two participants a copy of DKMU Godforms except from Liber Sigilium so they could find out who Doombringer and Zalty were since they had just smoked with them in the rotation with Shaggy and Scooby. Good fucking shit guys. Good fucking shit.