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- Deathly Paranoium picks up the receiver of the rotary wall phone and dials.
- In your ear: *rrrrrrrrr*
- speaker phone
- Deathly Paranoium activates the speaker on the rotary wall phone and replaces the handset.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- The door swings open.
- Zombie Kalea walks into the office.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- Zombie Kalea [to Sister Agnes]: pay
- From the door, you hear a distant child's scream, then awful silence.
- Sister Agnes [to Zombie Kalea]: The benevolent fund could afford perhaps...$50 per rabid child?
- Sister Agnes says, "Thank you for taking care of those 3 lost ones for us." Her eyes narrow. "Mother
- Mary smiles on your good work."
- Zombie King Stabs grabs his rotten steak crown and thrusts his groin at Zombie Kalea.
- Zombie Kalea's skin turns completely cold. She can't resist the urge to dance jerkily as funky music
- plays in the background.
- Zombie Kalea heads out of the office.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- -phone Hi!
- From the door, you hear loud gunfire.
- From the door, you hear a loud child's scream, then awful silence.
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: Hi!
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- Treebeard walks into the office.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- From the door, you hear the faint sounds of a struggle.
- Zombie King Stabs waves to Treebeard.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- think shhh we are on the phone
- Deathly Paranoium . o O ( shhh we are on the phone )
- The door swings shut.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- Zombie King Stabs grabs his rotten steak crown and thrusts his groin at Treebeard.
- Treebeard's skin turns completely cold. He can't resist the urge to dance jerkily as funky music
- plays in the background.
- The door swings open.
- potemkin walks into the office.
- potemkin [to Sister Agnes]: heal
- Sister Agnes [to potemkin]: Are you wounded? Our lord Jesus can help you.
- Sister Agnes [to potemkin]: Jesus and Mary, help this poor seeker!
- [tradenet] distress says, "w75 m0dd3d f1a5h whip0"
- potemkin [to Sister Agnes]: pay
- Sister Agnes [to potemkin]: The benevolent fund could afford perhaps...$50 per rabid child?
- [tradenet] Stabs says, "$5"
- potemkin heads out of the office.
- From the door, you hear a faint door latch.
- [tradenet] distress says, "g00d 3n0ugh d3a1"
- From the door, you hear a soft child's scream, then awful silence.
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "$10"
- [tradenet] Fool says, "$4"
- -phone Hi!
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: Hi!
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "200"
- [tradenet] Stabs says, "aw www w shit i got outbid"
- From the door, you hear the muffled sounds of a struggle.
- From the door, you hear a distant child's scream, then awful silence.
- Treebeard [to Sister Agnes]: photo
- Sister Agnes [to Treebeard]: Whatever do you mean?
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "200!"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "because fuck you stabs"
- [tradenet] distress asks, "d0 i h3ar 300???"
- From the door, you hear a faint door latch.
- From the door, you hear a distant child's scream, then awful silence.
- From the door, you hear the faint sounds of a struggle.
- -phone Is this the Vuvuzela control hotline?
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: Is this the Vuvuzela control hotline?
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "500"
- The door swings shut.
- [chatnet] Vronkio exclaims, "I love Dude and his 100% payrate!"
- look phone
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "200! ! ! !"
- rotary wall phone
- A weirdly charming relic in these techopocalyptic times, the bulky matte black telephone set invites
- you to caress its nostalgic curves and clear rotary number dial.
- It's plugged in and turned on.
- The phone's number is engraved on the side: 402-9807.
- You're on the phone.
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "700"
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "200! ! ! ! !"
- [tradenet] Cornelia exclaims, "600!!"
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "200! ! ! ! ! !"
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: help
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "fml"
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: i've been kidnapped
- Treebeard dances and goes, "And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike!"
- From the door, you hear the distant sounds of a struggle.
- [chatnet] Deathly Fool says, "I am outbidding all of you"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "I pay 1000 and not a penny more"
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "Damn you guys, 2000"
- Zombie King Stabs's leg snaps!
- [chatnet] Deathly Fool says, "waait wrong net"
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: now i can't run
- "this means nothing do not listen to him
- Deathly Paranoium says, "this means nothing do not listen to him"
- [tradenet] Nanie has left tradenet.
- Treebeard's leg breaks!
- "wait what
- Deathly Paranoium says, "wait what"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "FUCK YOU"
- From the door, you hear a faint child's scream, then awful silence.
- tac
- [Deathly Paranoium***] player [ 100% ] horny band
- [Zombie King Stabs***] player [ 100% ] horny leg
- [Treebeard (N)*******] newbie [ 100% ] hunger thriller leg
- [Sister Agnes********] npc [ 85% ]
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: you are the worst rescuer
- AUGH! Something snapped in your leg!
- Deathly Paranoium's leg snaps!
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "200! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "B)"
- "what the fuck is going on aaaa
- Deathly Paranoium says, "what the fuck is going on aaaa"
- tac
- [Deathly Paranoium***] player [ 100% ] horny band leg
- [Zombie King Stabs***] player [ 100% ] horny leg
- [Treebeard (N)*******] newbie [ 100% ] hunger thriller leg
- [Sister Agnes********] npc [ 85% ]
- [tradenet] distress says, "0k 50 w3 hab 2k?? any 07h3r bidd35?? 101 lol"
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: treebeard didn't even have anything to do with this,
- you are a villainous rescuer
- [tradenet] Chimaera asks, "What am I bidding on?"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "chimaera B("
- Your bandages wither and fall away from your wounds, the healing salves finally expended.
- Everything begins to glow around you, as you realize you have discovered the key to the meani-- oh
- wait, it was just the drugs again-- [ Server checkpointed. ]
- [tradenet] distress says, "m0dd3d f1a5h whip"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "also rofl"
- [tradenet] Dude says, "wha7 m0d5"
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "Oh, ok."
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: how do i flee my captors
- [tradenet] distress says, "uh, 5h0ck/grip an i 7hink 3mp lol"
- Zombie King Stabs [to the rotary wall phone]: advise me
- -phone don't listen to him
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: don't listen to him
- The rotary wall phone: *click*
- Deathly Paranoium hangs up the rotary wall phone.
- Zombie King Stabs says, "man"
- Zombie King Stabs bows his head and breathes deeply, extending his limbs.
- [tradenet] distress says, ""i7 r c0v3r3d n 1umin0u5 ci1ia.""
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "wtf you mean 'you think'"
- Zombie King Stabs says, "what a dick"
- [tradenet] Dude says, "KRAK3N 73N7AC13 0R "
- [tradenet] distress says, "mayb3 da75 73n7ac13? 101"
- [tradenet] distress says, "i dunn0"
- [tradenet] Hova has left tradenet.
- [tradenet] Dude says, "7ha75 krak3n "
- c that was the least fun phone call I've ever had
- [ UAC ]: Paranoium says, "that was the least fun phone call I've ever had"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "yeah"
- [tradenet] distress says, "0k bu7 i w75 di5 p00 p00"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "help my leg"
- c admins should do more than just break your legs!
- [ UAC ]: Paranoium exclaims, "admins should do more than just break your legs!"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "my le g"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "poo poo"
- st
- Health [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||] [ 30/30 ]
- Thirst [||| ] [ 55/500 ]
- Hunger [| ] [ 17/500 ]
- Stress [ ] [ 0/500 ]
- GOD, you NEED it right NOW!!
- You've got a broken leg.
- You're holding a telephone book and a portable defibrillator.
- Your credit chip shows $167,281.
- You can barely move under your backbreaking load.
- Your fighting style is 'aggressive' (+0.2 speed, +1 tohit, -2 def).
- You will reclone in freedom city.
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "poo poo!"
- use first on stabs
- Deathly Paranoium begins caring for Zombie King Stabs with her first aid kit.
- You start working on Zombie King Stabs.
- [tradenet] Fool exclaims, "! ! !"
- [tradenet] distress says, "p00 p00! lol"
- look
- :(:(:(:(/\ Sister's Room (orphanage) 5:07am
- :(:(:(/- | A large dark chamber, lit mostly through the dim light of the
- :(:(()|o | stained-glass windows along the top of the room.
- :(:(:(\__/ A huge crucifix hangs prominently on the wall behind the desk. A
- :(:(:(:(:( crumbling plywood desk sprawls across one side of the room. A
- rotary wall phone hangs behind the desk. A puddle of urine is in
- the corner.
- Sister Agnes, Zombie King Stabs, and Treebeard are standing here.
- [ Exits: +east(door) ]
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "i say we ask them why they have a phone"
- Treebeard [to Sister Agnes]: blackmail
- Sister Agnes [to Treebeard]: Whatever do you mean?
- Treebeard says, "dammit"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "thank god for filters making things a little bit better in my day."
- Shit. You fucked it up somehow, and didn't help Zombie King Stabs.
- Deathly Paranoium cleans up Zombie King Stabs and closes her first aid kit.
- -agnes photo
- Deathly Paranoium [to Sister Agnes]: photo
- Sister Agnes [to Deathly Paranoium]: I wouldn't know anything about that.
- Zombie King Stabs [to Treebeard]: sorry man your leg is broken and it's all our fault
- -agnes heh
- Deathly Paranoium [to Sister Agnes]: heh
- Sister Agnes [to Deathly Paranoium]: Whatever do you mean?
- Treebeard [to Sister Agnes]: photo
- Sister Agnes [to Treebeard]: I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
- wank
- Deathly Paranoium cups one hand around her breast, sliding the other down her body to rest in her
- crotch, fondling herself.
- [ UAC ]: lordician says, "fuck balls"
- Treebeard says, "OH MY GOD MY LEG"
- With a shuddering moan, Deathly Paranoium draws out her orgasm, varying the speed of her finger
- movements to maximize the waves of pleasure.
- "give it to her!
- Deathly Paranoium exclaims, "give it to her!"
- Treebeard says, "WHY GOD WHY"
- [ UAC ]: lordician says, "yay"
- tac
- [Deathly Paranoium***] player [ 100% ] leg
- [Zombie King Stabs***] player [ 100% ] horny leg
- [Treebeard (N)*******] newbie [ 100% ] hunger thriller leg
- [Sister Agnes********] npc [ 85% ]
- Zombie King Stabs begins expertly fondling his thick johnson.
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "shaddup fool."
- use first on stabs
- Deathly Paranoium begins caring for Zombie King Stabs with her first aid kit.
- You start working on Zombie King Stabs.
- Zombie King Stabs says, "we called the admins i'm sorry~~~~"
- Zombie King Stabs fondles his turgid cock, inches from the Sister's Room.
- "ok I will fix you guys
- Deathly Paranoium says, "ok I will fix you guys"
- tac
- [Deathly Paranoium***] player [ 100% ] leg (using a first aid kit)
- [Zombie King Stabs***] player [ 100% ] horny leg (masturbating)
- [Treebeard (N)*******] newbie [ 100% ] hunger thriller leg
- [Sister Agnes********] npc [ 85% ]
- Zombie King Stabs says, "ok"
- Zombie King Stabs tugs on his balls.
- Treebeard says, "let me blackmail you agnes dammit"
- Treebeard dances and goes, "You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller, yeah."
- [ UAC ]: lordician says, "<3"
- [tradenet] Deathly Fool cuddles with Cornelia.
- Zombie King Stabs says, "worst phone call"
- Treebeard says, "Im not good at this"
- Zombie King Stabs stares at the Sister's Room, stroking himself.
- stop
- [ Stopped use. ]
- dial 6663441 on phone
- Zombie King Stabs says, "i'm not either"
- Deathly Paranoium picks up the receiver of the rotary wall phone and dials.
- Zombie King Stabs grunts, holding still for a moment as his thin prong gushes a load on the Sister's
- Room. He collapses back, sated.
- In your ear: *rrrrrrrrr*
- [tradenet] Chimaera points at Cornelia and laughs. "Ha-ha!"
- Zombie King Stabs says, "no para what"
- Zombie King Stabs bows his head and breathes deeply, extending his limbs.
- speaker phone
- Deathly Paranoium activates the speaker on the rotary wall phone and replaces the handset.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- -phone help someone broke our legs and we'
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: help someone broke our legs and we'
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "why you laughin, my dick's bigger than yours"
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- Treebeard dances and goes "Cuz this is Thriller! Thriller night!"
- -phone are trapped
- Deathly Paranoium [to the rotary wall phone]: are trapped
- Zombie King Stabs opens the door.
- From the door, you hear a faint door latch.
- Treebeard [to the rotary wall phone]: HELP ME THEY BROKE MY LEG
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- From the door, you hear a soft child's scream, then awful silence.
- [tradenet] Deathly Fool points at Chimeron and laughs. "Ha-ha!"
- [tradenet] distress says, "50 d035 any0n3 5r51y wan7 di5 7hing"
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- [tradenet] Fool says, "wrong person"
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "yeah, 2k"
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- [tradenet] Fool says, "B)"
- Zombie King Stabs looks puzzled for a moment and glances up at the sky. His hair starts to stand up
- on end and he screams, then vanishes.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- [tradenet] distress asks, "can i a150 hab a ga5 ma5k?"
- "what the
- Deathly Paranoium says, "what the"
- tac
- [Deathly Paranoium***] player [ 100% ] leg
- [Treebeard (N)*******] newbie [ 100% ] hunger thriller leg
- [Sister Agnes********] npc [ 85% ]
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- "um
- Deathly Paranoium says, "um"
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- "oh god oh god
- Deathly Paranoium says, "oh god oh god"
- From the door, you hear a muffled door latch.
- The door swings shut.
- The rotary wall phone: *rrrrrrrrr*
- Treebeard says, "no ones there"
- yell STABS
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "go buy it ya bum"
- Deathly Paranoium yells, "STABS!"
- Treebeard says, "what are we going to do"
- The rotary wall phone: *click*
- Deathly Paranoium hangs up the rotary wall phone.
- yell stabs come back
- Deathly Paranoium yells, "STABS COME BACK!"
- [tradenet] distress says, "store is closed"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "paranoium i am being beaten up"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "this is your fault"
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "Yes, i have a spare"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "go hunt it ya bum"
- You feel a weird prickling on the back of your neck.
- You feel an awful burning spread throughout your body, as if you were being ripped into tiny pieces..
- .
- Deathly Paranoium looks puzzled for a moment and glances up at the sky. Her hair starts to stand up
- on end and she screams, then vanishes.
- \/\/\/\/\/ Probing Chamber (USAS Lynndie England) 5:25am
- \/\/\/\/\/ Funhouse crazy homunculi leer from the chrome sphere around you,
- \/\/()\/\/ centered on the blood-crusted probing table mounted on a
- \/\/\/\/\/ complicated system of robotic arms.
- \/\/\/\/\/ A krakenhide sofa sits against the wall. A dino hide couch sits
- against the wall. A large, rough-looking, white and yellow
- splotched carpet is spread over the floor here. A majestic throne of skulls is
- set up here. A readymade pissoir is installed here.
- A parachute rack is bolted to the chrome wall. A homecam is bolted to the
- wall. The control panel of the abductor lies before you. The hibachi is dead
- and cold. A grenade safety sign is posted here. A plastic freedom alarm is
- attached to the wall. A program schedule is posted on a corkboard here. A few
- embers glow in the hibachi. A dinosaur safety sign is posted here. A memory
- allocation safety sign is posted here. A newbmin safety sign is posted here. A
- strip club billboard is posted here. A badmin safety sign is posted here.
- There are some stairs here. A black box with a speaker sits here. The
- Anti-Environmental Terrorist Symbol of our Consumer Based Economy is bare. A
- BOOTH FAQ is posted here ('read faq'). The New Player Monitor currently reads:
- 32 (145%). There's a fucking mountain of coke here! The table is piled high
- with various things. An empty wall mount is hanging on the wall. An antique
- phone sits here.
- You see a hydrant, a record crate, a flagburninator, a gaijinotron, a frying pan, the Wheel of
- Dinner, a large cabinet, a camping tent, a wishlist, a salt, a M12 RFID tag, a WHEEL OF GENDER, a
- Cellular Automaton, a Langton's Ant, a Mille Bombs deck, two parachutes, a Predator Primary
- Satellite Link, a bibleburninator, a quarter, an Air Supply minidisc, a skull, a cola of buds, a
- polar bear fursuit, a Snakes On A Plane FO, a discipline implant, a license plate, a potmetal
- lockpick, two monocles, and a pulse Gibson Les Paul Custom Drilltar on the floor.
- DJBoo! is sitting on the turntables. Boolaris, Spunkenstein, Frankensage, Obv-o-Lantern,
- YooHooligan, Xenomorph, Monkey, zombpie, Leon, Pumpkinomial, Eek!lipse, Dungeonger, Ghosti, Gilgore,
- Scarelastor!, dundundunlap, Stoffel_Bin_Laden, and MarvsterMash are sitting here. Wereaeyr is taking
- cover here, masturbating. Dick Cheney, Buford T. Justice, a mongoose, a Baloney-Extruding Duck,
- Dieonysus, Nimlock, BaronChocula, and E.T._oile are standing here. Chi.O'Lantern is reclining here.
- Zombie King Stabs is standing here, struggling against Xenomorph.
- [ Exits: up in(portal) ]
- Deathly Paranoium appears with a sudden POP.
- Wereaeyr jacks his stiff cock.
- Current topic: RIP Gregory Isaacs, set by Xenomorph.
- Gilgore says, "this guy too"
- THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BOOTH
- I. Thou Shalt Upload MP3s with Id3v1 Or Id3v2 Tags
- II. Thou Shalt Upload MP3s You Like Or By Request Only
- III. Thou Shalt Tag All Uploads
- IV. Thou Shalt Respect Public Tag Content
- V. Thou Shalt Sit At My Turntables To DJ Thine Show
- VI. Thou Shalt Register Thine Love Publically With Hugs And BJs
- VII. Thou Shalt Register Thine Hate By Paging DJBooth Ugh
- VIII. Thou Shalt Not Spam
- IX. Thou Shalt Respect Scheduled Programs
- X. Thou Shalt Kick Only With Consideration
- Useful Commands:
- [preferred] commands are considered best etiquette. [other] commands probably
- yield different results that may be cool. In some situations will provoke
- a FITE (see "HATING THE MUSIC YOU LOVE"). Generally 'common sense': don't
- be spammy.
- Status (currently playing, listeners, queue, current genre)
- [preferred]
- look queue
- exam current in crate
- [other]
- `djb (null say)
- `djb what's this
- Vote FOR a track:
- [preferred]
- page djb yay (votes for current track)
- page djb I love <artist name> (votes for all tracks matching artist)
- hug djb (votes for current track)
- suck djb (votes for current track twice)
- [other - generally don't be spammy]
- `djb i love <artist name>
- `djb yay
- throw <drug> at djb
- Vote AGAINST a track:
- [preferred]
- page djb ugh
- [other]
- `djb ugh
- spit djb
- throw <vegetable> at djb
- assfuck djb (votes against current track twice)
- Request DJBooth's presence:
- page djb come
- Ask DJBooth to scan new uploads:
- cask djb to RESCAN
- Find out what a tag is all about:
- `djb what is <genre>
- Add your definition of a genre:
- `djb <genre> is <something>
- Skip the current track:
- kick djb
- (note: counts as a vote against the track)
- Tag a bunch of tracks in sequence:
- @masstag <start track#> to <end track #> # VERY DANGEROUS
- (note: you must type 'djnet on' before using @masstag)
- HATING THE MUSIC YOU LOVE
- FITE: Someone loves the music you hate. When you hate their music, you are
- hating them. Personally. And if they hate your music? That's right, they
- hate you. The music must be defended. When you are provoked custom demands
- that you defend your very right to exist, your musical taste, the music
- itself, and freedom itself. There is no small infraction. Likewise, if you
- commit even the smallest unintentional hating of music, its lovers will
- FITE back.
- FITE Example:
- Sage [to DJBooth]: all dethklok is ambient
- Gilmore [to DJBooth]: all dethkok isn't ambient
- Sage [to Gilmore]: According to ragnorakznutz.nl dethklok is viking ambient
- Gilmore [to Sage]: I hate you why do you ruin everything
- Peanut Gallery: Rabble rabble rabble
- Sage [to Gilmore]: FITE
- Gilmore [to Sage]: (FITE)
- Buzz Aldrin punches Peanut Gallery in the face!
- Peanut Gallery teleports out.
- ON THE MAKING OF SHOWS
- Use the corkboard to make shows. TAKE CARE. Everyone will hate you for this. Make your show as
- short as possible to avoid torturing everyone. Make sure your show's tag has enough tracks to make
- the show interesting. How many is that?
- - For an hour-long show, at least 600 tracks are suggested, or the genre must be something of truly
- near-universal appeal.
- - For a half hour show, at least 400 tracks.
- - For a 15 minute, at least 150-200 tracks. 15 minute shows are good for odd niche genres and goofy
- things.
- [ You earned 10 XP! ]
- Nimlock says, "rape is now in session"
- [ UAC ]: lordician says, "promote lordician he wishes to hire someone who lieks to give hugs"
- "oh god
- Deathly Paranoium says, "oh god"
- Zombie King Stabs dumps his milk carton out on the floor.
- [tradenet] distress says, "ok 2k + gas mask"
- Zombie King Stabs says, "take THAT"
- Wereaeyr strokes his cock.
- Zombie King Stabs struggles uselessly against Xenomorph.
- Gilgore axe kicks Deathly Paranoium in the abdomen.
- [tradenet] TRUNKS says, "Will cry for $$$"
- E.T._oile attacks you!
- You fumble clumsily with your shock baton.
- Deathly Paranoium puts away her first aid kit.
- Deathly Paranoium gets out her shock baton.
- You rush aggressively at E.T._oile.
- E.T._oile aims a deadly buzzsaw attack at Deathly Paranoium!
- Deathly Paranoium flails incompetently with her shock baton.
- Zombie King Stabs says, "milk counterattack"
- [ UAC ]: lordician says, "and needs to bomb crackmansion"
- Gilgore slaps you across the face.
- [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||*] [ -1 29/30 ] ow. Your head!
- [ Stopped attack. ]
- Whaaa...you're dazed for a moment!
- [tradenet] Chimaera says, "I am prepared for everything"
- Wereaeyr stares at Zombie King Stabs, stroking himself.
- Deathly Paranoium shakes her head, returning to her senses.
- Zombie King Stabs breaks free from Xenomorph's grasp!
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "please cry"
- [|||||||||||||||||||||||||**** ] [ -4 25/30 ] Ow! Your head!
- [||||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 24/30 ] ow. Your head!
- [E# P][ 80%] E.T._oile's blade goes red and wet, slicing into Deathly Paranoium's head.
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- E.T._oile tracks Deathly Paranoium's movements as she raises her buzzsaw to attack!
- Wereaeyr fucks his cock into his fist.
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "make it good"
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- [tradenet] lordician says, "why must i cry why must i cry why"
- Wereaeyr pants excitedly, smacking his stiff pud against Zombie King Stabs's foot as he fires jets
- of sperm. He collapses backward and smiles, content.
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- [|||||||||||||||||||||*** ] [ -3 21/30 ] Ow! Your leg!
- [||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 20/30 ] ow. Your leg!
- [E*P][ 66%] Deathly Paranoium grunts; E.T._oile's blade goes red and wet, slicing into her leg.
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- Wereaeyr lunges at Zombie King Stabs!
- Zombie King Stabs says, "my foote"
- Nimlock begins stroking his pulsing erection slowly and steadily.
- You find your thoughts drifting to dirty sex.
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- Wereaeyr grabs Zombie King Stabs and pins his arms behind his back.
- c this has gone from the worst phonecall to the best phonecall
- [ UAC ]: Paranoium says, "this has gone from the worst phonecall to the best phonecall"
- [|||||||||||||||||*** ] [ -3 17/30 ] Ow! Your head!
- [||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 16/30 ] ow. Your head!
- [E*P][ 53%] Deathly Paranoium grunts when E.T._oile's blade goes red and wet, slicing into her
- head.
- E.T._oile aims a deadly buzzsaw attack at Deathly Paranoium!
- [tradenet] lordician says, "~/o why must I cryyy o/~"
- [P/E][ 100%] Deathly Paranoium waves her shock baton around in a rather awkward display of
- incompetence.
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "this is the best"
- Gilgore rears one of his legs back.
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "i love you para"
- Gilgore swiftly kicks Deathly Paranoium in the groin with extreme force, sending her soaring out of
- the atmosphere.
- $$ skies above freedom city (sky) 5:31am
- ()_,## o The crawling ruin of the city spreads out beneath you like a model
- <<() train set smashed by a petulant child. You can see your house from
- .:::{} up here! The clouds slice the early morning light into brilliant
- oOoO oO blades.
- Thick clouds billow around you.
- Dark clouds billow to the north, northeast, and east. Purple flashes
- illuminate threatening clouds to the west.
- A bundle of colorful balloons holds up a memorial of CheechLizard. The USAS
- Lynndie England hovers above you.
- [ Exits: north northeast east southeast south southwest west northwest ]
- You earned the 'visited the sky' XP award!
- [ You earned 75 XP! ]
- [ Your clone has been updated! All skills and experience saved. ]
- You're starting to feel numb from the cold.
- spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (1000 m)
- Deathly Paranoium soars out of the atmosphere.
- Near Orbit over Earth (spaaaaaaaaaaace) 5:31am
- You're floating over Earth, with Freedom City and the surrounding
- () areas roughly directly below you... but then again, it's hard to
- tell direction up here. From here you can see both the mostly
- ruined planet which you call home and the nearly unchanging beauty
- of the countless stars above. All the stars of space shine in
- every direction around you.
- The skies are clear down to earth.
- [ Exits: ]
- You earned the 'visited spaaaaaaaaaaace' XP award!
- [ You earned 75 XP! ]
- [ Your clone has been updated! All skills and experience saved. ]
- You feel all the warmth leaving your bones in an awful wave...
- Deathly Paranoium suddenly shivers from an unnatural chill.
- Already, you feel the pressure in your lungs building as you steadily hold your breath.
- Your limbs feel numb. You feel sluggish and, somehow, warm and at peace. What's happening?
- spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (988 m)
- spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (988 m)
- spd [*******] alt [|||||||| ] (888 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- spd [*******] alt [|||||||| ] (888 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- spd [*******] alt [|||||| ] (688 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- spd [*******] alt [|||||| ] (688 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- spd [*******] alt [||| ] (388 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- spd [*******] alt [||| ] (388 m) AAAAAGGGHH!!
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "DO IT"
- You are consumed by the searing heat of reentry!
- [**************** ] [ -16 0/30 ] So cold...
- skies above the ocean (sky) 5:32am
- oO The clouds slice the early morning light into brilliant blades.
- oO () Rain blows in gusts from the thick clouds.
- oO`'\ A cloud layer hangs in the air to the east. Dark clouds billow to
- :| --+- the south, southwest, and west.
- [ Exits: north northeast east southeast south southwest west northwest ]
- The cold lets up enough to let you start shivering violently again.
- [party] Paranoium is no longer Deathly Paranoium.
- You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal
- prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
- limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
- What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're
- outside...it's so hard to think...
- [ Exits: up ]
- [ HINT: Look for an exit out of this afterlife to resurrect yourself. ]
- [tradenet] lordician says, "waaaaah"
- [tradenet] TRUNKS cries.
- You feel a strong painless electrical jolt.
- skies above the ocean (sky) 5:33am
- oO The clouds slice the early morning light into brilliant blades.
- oO () A layer of clouds lies beneath you, roiling with lightning.
- oO`'\ A cloud layer hangs in the air to the east. Dark clouds billow to
- :| --+- the south, southwest, and west.
- [ Exits: north northeast east southeast south southwest west northwest ]
- The cold lets up enough to let you start shivering violently again.
- spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (10000 m)
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "welp"
- spd [| ] alt [||||||||| ] (9988 m)
- spd [|| ] alt [||||||||| ] (9964 m) Umm.
- You're freezing to death.
- [* ] [ -1 0/30 ] OW!
- A ringing swells in your ears as your bursting lungs scream for oxygen.
- You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal
- prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
- limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
- What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're
- outside...it's so hard to think...
- [ Exits: up ]
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "thanks para"
- [ HINT: You're dead! Find a way out of here to reclone back into the real world. ]
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "not you scrub nobody cares about you"
- [tradenet] lordician exclaims, "KISS ME! NO! WAAAAAAH!"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "how do i get my crown back"
- [tradenet] Coinslut has left tradenet.
- [tradenet] lordician says, "no"
- [tradenet] lordician says, "i'm loved"
- [tradenet] lordician says, "by many"
- [tradenet] feiri exclaims, "Please don't show me your penis again waaaaaaahhhhh!"
- c did they teleport you over the ocean too
- [ UAC ]: Paranoium says, "did they teleport you over the ocean too"
- [tradenet] lordician says, "you're just jealous of my succession"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "no i'm in space"
- c You are consumed by the searing heat of reentry!
- [ UAC ]: Paranoium exclaims, "You are consumed by the searing heat of reentry!"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "oh yeah that"
- [tradenet] Chimaera asks, "Whos bright idea was it to let him back in?"
- [ UAC ]: Stabs says, "i got that"
- [tradenet] Cornelia says, "it was so small I almost felt bad for you"
- [mailnet] (*chat/152 If you live in California) +1
- [tradenet] Wizard Cornelia points at lordician and laughs. "Ha-ha!"
- [tradenet] lordician says, "lol, i'm very very happy you think of me that way"
- [tradenet] lordician asks, "also do you want your fire axes back?"
- [tradenet] feiri says, "no Cornelia it's like a corkscrew curl y it's twisty. It looks longer when
- you pull on it "
- "um
- look
- limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
- What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're
- outside...it's so hard to think...
- [ Exits: up ]
- u
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