<?php

/*
 * ULTRA HIGH END PROCESSING CODE
 * COPYRIGHT 2013 LOLOLOL
 */
$lines = file("new.txt");
$count = count($lines);

if (is_numeric($_GET['id'])) {
	if ($_GET['id'] <= $count && $_GET['id'] > 0) {
		$random = $_GET['id'];
		$newRandom = rand(1, $count);
		$currentLine = $lines[$random-1];
		if (trim($currentLine) == "removed") {
			die ("<pre>404 - Shouter <a href=\"http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/DMCA\">asked us</a> to remove shout.</pre>");
		}
	}
	else {
		die ("<pre>404 - Shout not found</pre>");
	}
}
else {
$cout = "removed";
while (trim($cout) == "removed") {
	$random = rand(1, $count);
	$cout = $lines[$random-1];
}
header("Location: /" . $random . "/");
}
?>
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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta name="keywords" content="fus ro da, fus ro dah, dovahkiin"
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>FUS RO DAH</title>
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<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
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        $("#scum").click(function(e) {
			$("#frame").attr("src", "http://www.youtube.com/embed/SplJ7U0Jgtw?rel=0&hd=1&loop=1&color=white&autoplay=1&controls=0");
			$("#scum").html("STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM");
			$("#title").html("STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM");

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			var i = 0;
			while (i != 1000) {
				$("#mybodyisready").animate( { backgroundColor: "#0000CC"}, 200); //LOL
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	html, body {
		background-image:url(http://cdn.av3s.net/master/frd/bg.png);
		background-position:10% 50%;
		background-attachment:fixed;
		background-repeat:no-repeat;
		background-color:#999; font-family:"Open Sans", Arial;
		text-align:center;
		color:#111;
		margin:0;
		height:100%;
	}

	a {
		color:#444;
	}
</style>
</head>
<body id="mybodyisready">
<h1 id="title">FORCE, BALANCE, PUSH #<?=$random; ?></h1>
<object width="425" height="355">
  <param name="movie"
         value="http://www.youtube.com/v/<?=$currentLine;?>?version=3&loop=1&playlist=<?=$currentLine;?>&autoplay=1"></param>
  <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param>
  <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/<?=$currentLine;?>?version=3&loop=1&playlist=<?=$currentLine;?>&autoplay=1"
         type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
         allowscriptaccess="always"
         width="425" height="355"></embed>
</object>
<div align="center" style="margin:10px;">
<a href="/">Random</a><br />
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<g:plusone size="small"></g:plusone>

</div>

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