Children's Literature (Reverb,Don,Mark,John,BearJohnson)

<Gwyd>: Right it is the middle of the day at the s-academy for gifted young fellas and its time for everyones favorite class
<Gwyd>: childrens literature with professor mc mittens

Reverb wonders how she got here

Dibbles asked Reverb to come here with him
Reverb remembers now
Professor_mc_mittens is a cow
JohnQuint is in the room, in the corner
<Dibbles>: Reverb, I bet they'll have the same stories my mom reads me!
<Reverb>: Maybe Donnie, we'll see.
<Professor_mc_mittens>: http://www.saawinternational.org/cow2.jpg
Wrong_Way is already in the classroom, texting someone.
<Professor_mc_mittens>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_reading http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bovine_Mimicry
Bear_Johnson is a mountain of a teenager, wearing a wife beater, some ripped up jeans, boots, a cowichan sweater with the sleeves rolled up, he has wild dark hair down to his shoulders in a massive tangled mess and a thick stubble
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "No texting in the classroom mr rossi. Now everyone get in the story circle"
Wrong_Way pockets his phone with a grumble
<Dibbles>: Woo!
Dibbles goes to the story circle, dragging Reverb by the hand
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Now who wants to pick todays story?"
Bear_Johnson sits at a desk too small for him
<Dibbles>: "I do!"
JohnQuint sneaks down, and sits next to Wrong_Way
<Professor_mc_mittens>: no desks just a circle]
<Bear_Johnson>: [kay]
<Professor_mc_mittens>: the room is designed for small children
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey John."
Bear_Johnson stands in circle breathing through his mouth and looking angry he towers over the class
<Professor_mc_mittens>: there is a long list of the alphabet lining the walls with animals next to the letters. A soft carpet for the children to sit on and a bookshelf full of chilrens books. This is a pre k level class. This is happenening since if dibby had to take highschool physics the opposite should be true
<Professor_mc_mittens>: plus i rolled a reader cow
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Hmm how about....John, why dont you pick a book from the shelf."
JohnQuint does a low wave to Wrong_Way
Dibbles happens to eb very good at math, I guess
Dibbles is as smart as the plot needs him to be
Bear_Johnson [mouth breathing intensifies]

<JohnQuint>: Uh....UH
<JohnQuint>: I d-d-d-dOn't know
<JohnQuint>: ...
<Dibbles>: There's a bunch about horses, John!

<Dibbles>: But they're usually girls' books...
<Dibbles>: [spaghetti'd out of chat, I guess]
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Hmm why dont you pick the kitten who lost his mittens, do you like kittens john?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: welp]
JohnQuint walks to the shelf
<JohnQuint>: I guh-guess so....

<Bear_Johnson>: "you are weeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak" hisses out under his breath
JohnQuint grabs the book, and runs back, quickly handing it to Professor_mc_mittens
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Oh be nice mr johnson. John grabbed a very very good book"

<Bear_Johnson>: "weeeaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk"
Professor_mc_mittens pushes a button with her hoof, *ploop* ing a cookie at john
<Bear_Johnson>: "Bear does not be nice!"
<JohnQuint>: ....
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "No cookies for bad little bears, bear"
<Bear_Johnson>: "There is only one Bear!"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Now this story is about kittens, who can tell me what the kitten says?"
<Bear_Johnson>: "Kittens are weeeaaaaakkkkkkkk"
Wrong_Way checks the time on his watch
JohnQuint pulls closed his hoodie, and tries to eat the cookie stealthily
Dibbles nudges Reverb
<Dibbles>: "You have a cat, remember?"

Reverb nods and smiles, ruffling Donnie's hair.
<Reverb>: Nice that you remembered.
Dibbles smiles and giggles
<Dibbles>: "I like cats."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "No one can tell me what the kitty says?"
<Reverb>: "Me too."
<Dibbles>: -More than otters, it would seem.-
<Dibbles>: "Ssssshhhhh."
Wrong_Way raises his hand.
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Yes mark?
<Wrong_Way>: "The kitten meows, right?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Very good mark
Wrong_Way looks so annoyed to be here.

Professor_mc_mittens pushes a button and *ploop*s a cookie at mark
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Now there is also a birdy in this story. Who can tell me what the birdy says?"
Wrong_Way pockets the cookie for later
Dibbles raises his hand
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Yes Donnie?"
<Dibbles>: "Birds do a, like, uh"
Dibbles puts his hands to his mouth and does an imitation of a bird call

<Reverb>: "That's a, what, a tweet sound?"
<Dibbles>: "Some of them tweet, and other ones chirp, and soem of them caw, or make weird throaty noises."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Yes birdys do dibbles"
<Reverb>: "Yup, birds are pretty varied."
Professor_mc_mittens pushes the speshul button
Dibbles catches the cookie in his mouth
Professor_mc_mittens causes a sticker to shoot out at dibbles fore head

Dibbles does not get a cookie
<Dibbles>: "Can I get a cookie, too?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: It says that dibbles is todays "star" reader
Professor_mc_mittens pushes the cookie button
Dibbles DOES catch this cookie in his mouth, because this one is real
Dibbles is king of the world today
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Now, bear can you tell me what you put mittens on?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "There are mittens in this story."

<Bear_Johnson>: "Mittens are for little baby men not warriors of the north!"
Dibbles swallows his cookie
<Dibbles>: "I wear mittens..."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "These mittens are for kittens bear"

<Professor_mc_mittens>: "If you dont speak nice around the other boys Im afraid you /may/ not get a cookie before nap time"
<Bear_Johnson>: "BEAR TAKES WHAT HE WANTS"
<Bear_Johnson>: "AND YOU ARE A BABY MAAAAAAN"
Bear_Johnson forgets to say it not spray it when he yells at Donnie
<Dibbles>: "I'm totally a warrior!"
Dibbles twitches his eye at the saliva hitting his face
Wrong_Way wonders if he can sneak out his phone while these two fight

<Professor_mc_mittens>: "No fighting in the classroom or ill have to bring out the /other/ cookies"
<Dibbles>: "You mean like a different flavor?"
<Bear_Johnson>: "Bear is not a part of your establishment!!"
JohnQuint pops a note on Wrong_Way
Professor_mc_mittens shoots the tranquilier cookies at bear
Wrong_Way grabs the note as he watches a cow shoot tranquilizer cookies at a guy in a wife beater.

<JohnQuint>: "Do you know how long this will take? I sort of want out"
Bear_Johnson smacks cookie out of air

<Bear_Johnson>: "Bear eats only the spoils of victory!!"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Bear Im sorry
<Professor_mc_mittens>: No milk for you before naptime
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Now is anyone big enough to read the story by themselves?
<Bear_Johnson>: BEAR DOESN'T NEED YOUR PITY
Wrong_Way pulls out a pencil and writes back to John "No idea."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Mark, john no passing notes
<Professor_mc_mittens>: now mooove along closer into the circle its time for the story!
JohnQuint moves closer
Dibbles moves closer
Wrong_Way sighs and scoots forward into the circle.

Professor_mc_mittens tells them the story of the kitten who lost their mittens. The gist is that some kittens where playing outside. A magpie stole their mittens, so the mom didnt let them have pie. The kittens go out get the mittens, come back aquire pie. by the time the story is over everyone has fallen asleep and finished their milk/cookies
<Professor_mc_mittens>: except bear who didnt get any because he was bad
<Bear_Johnson>: "BEAR WILL PILLAGE THE BABY MEN AS THEY SLUMBER"
Bear_Johnson knocks over a bookshelf
Bear_Johnson dives out the window

<Professor_mc_mittens>: The kids can totally wake up and leave now as the bell rings
Dibbles stretches and yawns awake
<Dibbles>: I like this class.
Wrong_Way is still snoozing
JohnQuint gathers up his stuff, and skedaddles out

Professor_mc_mittens shoots a cookie at mark to gently try and wake him up
Wrong_Way gets hit in the face with a cookie and still snoozes
Dibbles reaches over and takes the cookie
<Dibbles>: Maaaaark

<Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
Dibbles is eating the cookie
Wrong_Way wakes up and rubs his face from the crumbs
<Dibbles>: Class is over now, Mark
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh right....okay..."
Bear_Johnson pounds his chest, does a dance, paints his face with blue stuff
<Dibbles>: I like this class.
Dibbles stands up and cracks his back
Wrong_Way gets up and rubs his mouth
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess it's fun, not really my level of fun though."
<Dibbles>: "Well /IIIII/ like it.

<Wrong_Way>: "You like everything Donnie."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Mark
<Dibbles>: "Nuh uh!"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: we need to talk about your grades
<Professor_mc_mittens>: please stay after
<Wrong_Way>: "What?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez. Uh, you wanna wait for me outside Donnie?"
<Dibbles>: "Okaaaay."
Dibbles goes and waits outside the door

<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Donnie, you will want to get to your next class. I can write a note for mark"
Professor_mc_mittens doesnt have hands fuck she probably cant write a note.
<Wrong_Way>: "...right."
<Dibbles>: "Uh, okaaaay. Can I keep my otter here for a bit?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: Mark youre falling behind the other students. Youre grades are...well the last few story circles you only recieved three clowns and a sunshine sticker.
JohnQuint is hiding in a locker until everyone leaves the hallway
<Professor_mc_mittens>: No otters donnie
<Dibbles>: "Hrmph."
Dibbles exits
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine, I'll participate more or whatever..."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Mark, you bearly show up for class. Youre grades are udderly terrible. Im afraid you cant milk enough points out of it to pass. You need to try and mooove on maybe drop the class. If you have a beef with that. talk to the head of the department. Moo"

<Wrong_Way>: "This isn't a required class to graduate right?"
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Mark this is childrens literature. no"
<Wrong_Way>: "Right. Well, I'll try to show up more."
Bear_Johnson punches through the wall
<Bear_Johnson>: "BOVINE SCUM, I WILL FEAST UPON YOU IN THE NAME OF MY ANCESTORS!!"
Professor_mc_mittens is just a cow that can read well
<Wrong_Way>: "...I see you've got someone else to talk to so I'll just take my leave."
<Professor_mc_mittens>: "Bye mark, study hard"
<Wrong_Way>: "Surrre."
Wrong_Way leaves the classroom and waves to Donnie

<Bear_Johnson>: RAAAAARRRRRALLLL
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh we should get going."
<Dibbles>: "Alright."