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- >finally escape the rat race
- >end up in the far north
- >late spring, ice finally gone mid May
- >got a little jon boat for fishing
- >best part of the week, get to ease the cabin fever
- >find a little lake on an even smaller river
- >this boat business is pretty great
- >first time out, already got two rainbows
- >reeling in third when a pair of hands grabs the side and a mermaid hoists her head above the rail
- >not the cute cuckfish normally associated with mermaids
- >she looks pissed
- >"You asshooooooole!" she yells "Who the fuck do you think you are!"
- >that's it, she's like a mershark
- >might just be the teeth though
- >this is apperently her lake, her fish, and I can go die
- >she's worked up into a frenzy, her golden sclera and black iris' glazed as she gnaws on the side
- >"Give it baaack!"
- >reach into the cooler and grab a cheese filled smokey as a peace offering
- >"You think you can bribe me with shitty hotdogs??" she's trying to lunge for the rainbows in the pail
- >she's gonna flip the boat if she keeps this up
- >stuff the hotdog into her mouth and she reflexively bites down before sliding back down into the water
- >she's eyeing me up over the side as she chews
- >she's got some sharp teeth, my blood is dripping from a nick to the finger
- >"You deserve that!" she yells through a mouthful of smokey "Gimme back my fish!"
- >ask her if she wants the rest of the smokey along with the rainbow
- >she snatches it away along with the fish and disappears back into the black
- >at the local diner next day
- >ask the local old guys if they know anything about her
- >turns out she's a troublemaker and the other mermaids ran her out of the area
- >she's a little different than the rest, being a Pike mermaid, so she never really fit in either
- >there were some fights and she got kicked out of both school and work
- >one of the guys felt some simpathy for her and tried to help her out but she was already gone
- >back on the lake, tempting another encounter
- >honestly, the fishing here is worth it
- >as soon as the hook hits the water she appears
- >"Get the fuck off my lake!!"
- >came prepared this time
- >pull out a whole package of cheesy smokies
- >"No damnit! I don't want your hotdogs, I want you to leave!"
- >offer her a deal: if she allows me to fish, she'll get half of what I catch
- >we'll share the smokies
- >she submerges up to her eyes and stares at me for the longest time
- >finally get a mumbled "fine"
- >eventually catch two and head into shore for lunch
- >sitting next to the fire when a clump of black hair appears in the grass beside the boat
- >she's staring again
- >invite her up for lunch
- >she reaches into the boat and pulls out the biggest of the two fish
- >most mermaids have difficulty moving up onto land but she's having fewer problems than typical
- >water's flying, soaking everything around her including me as she flops her way up the bank
- >she's rather fetching for a fish, long black hair, green mottled scales, and those golden eyes
- >a long green wrap around her lower half and another wrap around her flat unmonster-like chest
- >even if she's dressed modestly for a mermaid, it's hard to conceal her ribs sticking out
- >she angrily turns down the offer of help as she crawls up to the fire
- >she stabs the fish with the proffered willow stick and sets about roasting
- >impaling a couple of smokies and tossing a couple sticks on the fire sets a more civilised lunch
- >her fish is only getting warm when the wieners are done
- >a hungry glance at them catches my attention across the fire
- >the second one remains speared over the fire while making a great show of eating the first
- >she's looking longingly at the wiener
- >after puttering through the cooler for a beer, I find the stick empty
- >her face is pure ecstasy as she tries to act nonchalant
- >the drink must have settled lunch, better roast another couple
- >like last time, the first hotdog is "too filling", while the second mysteriously disappears
- >she seems more relaxed as she rolls her fish over
- >trying to not smile at the giggle and slight tail slap beside you as she peels handfuls of flesh off her prize
- >a muted sigh and "so good" drifts over the crackle of the fire
- >tell her that it's time to head back across the lake
- >while repacking the boat, a beer and the second fish accidentally get left behind
- >might have accidentally left the fire burning too
- >being part time has the benefit of getting to go fishing a lot
- >don't really fish much anymore, just catch one and then share it and a fire with the hatefish
- >as the summer wears on, she talks a little more and the occasional smile leaks through
- >at first it seemed like pride and anger were her downfalls but it became clear one day that it wasn't the whole story
- >with mid-summer the heat finally caught up
- >too hot to cook we lay in the grass on our usual bank, drinking and staring at the sky
- >far too many beers coursed through us and she was drunk enough to talk about her past
- >she had a crush on a boy, but when she had confessed to him, he called her ugly
- >laughing, I told her that he was an idiot for telling the prettiest mermaid that
- >she flushed pink at that "But I'm NOT pretty, you 'tard"
- >no amount of protest is gonna stop a drunk guy on a roll
- >proceeded lecture her at length about how mermaids couldn't even compare and how she surpassed even mersharks
- >"Bullshit, now I know your lying" she's deeper red now
- >"It's true! Wanna know why I know?"
- >"Why, you drunken idiot?"
- >pointing a thumb at myself "Because I fucking said so!"
- >she dissolves into a fit of laughter
- >the rest of the afternoon is spent getting to know a slightly different fish
- >guess what they say is true, you get to see the real person when they're drunk
- >she has a giggly laugh and a wide smile that shows off her impressive collection of teeth
- >"You're alright for an asshole fish thief..." she suddenly turns serious and stares into nothing
- >without a word she flips over and flops back down the bank, disappearing back into the water
- >she didn't reappear for the rest of day
- >or the rest of the week, even when when the little boat took a few too many or the hook was bated with cheesy smokey
- >a few weeks ago her absence would have been welcome, but now it's getting a bit concerning
- >maybe she took off for a better lake
- >maybe she found someone who would give her that tragic love mermaids apparently want
- >good for her, she deserves some happiness
- >might be a few drinks in, but another in a toast to her future won't hurt
- >hook catches on something but a good reef on it should dislodge it
- >As the boat flips the cold water sucks your breath out
- >can't swim in rubber boots
- >water floods into your lungs as you scream into the black water
- >hurts to breathe
- >a hiss from ventilator beside the bed timed to the pain
- >blink a couple of times and the world is less blurry
- >your arms and chest are deep purple
- >the head of the hatefish is just visible over the foot of the bed, fast asleep against the wall.
- >the duty nurse notices you're awake and bustles in to check you over
- >the mermaid snaps awake at the commotion, at first snarling at the nurse before noticing that you're awake
- >leaning against the handles of a utility trolley and pushing herself with her tail, she scootches over to the side of the bed
- >her face falls as your eyes meet
- >"I'm sorry..." she starts
- >the nurse interrupts her "don't say it you foolish girl!"
- >the mermaid looks mortified while the nurse continues
- >turning to you "before she says something stupid, you should know that she nearly killed you saving your life."
- >pointing at your chest "She cracked every rib and very nearly both arms trying to restart your heart."
- >"not only that, she swam from wherever, crossed town using her tail and dropped you in front of the duty nurse."
- >the mermaid is trying to melt into the floor
- >"We offered her a wheelchair but she told us that filthy garbage cart was 'good enough'"
- >glancing at the cowering mermaid you ask the nurse to bring her a wheelchair
- >she smiles back and disappears
- >"god damn it hurts to breathe, much less talk" you mumble at the girl
- >"sorry" she whispers back
- >"for what? saving my sorry ass? That's a rude thing to say"
- >her jaw pumps but nothing is coming out
- >"Thanks for saving me. I owe you one."
- >she nods at the floor "You're welcome"
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