MG roulette (Lava Golem)

Well, my mum won't be happy about this.

Those where the thoughts I had when I looked at my phone screen while seated in my garden. Their it is In all its glory, the email for the MG roulette.

While I had no Issues with trying this thing out. The problem hear is that my mum had watched her friend Penny's outrage on TV and like a growing group of people she was on her side, believing all the women involved in this are not real.

While I agreed with her opinion that people can second guess the twin greens incident, I had personally met one of these women my self. She was a really nice lady once you past the fact that she was a real live mermaid and a somewhat religious one at that.

Well anyway, luckily for me I don't live with my mother, so by the time she knows that I'm going ahead with clicking on this button she wont be able to say anything before I at least to to whomever I get.

So with no time like the present. I clicked the button.

*LAVA GOLEM*

Okay, honestly wasn't expecting something with lava in the name.

That actually doesn't sound safe. Lava? Really? They can't be serious with that. I mean its freaking lava! The very thought kinda disturbed me. It took me a while to calm down from those thoughts, I couldn't be that bad, worse case scenario she might be able to burnt my house down but for now I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Having enough of the outside I headed back indoors, only to see a the weirdest thing in my living room.

I believed this was the Lava golem because the person in the room was at least female, she had ash-grey hair and a pretty face with tanned skin, but the real thing that caught my attention was her body. As well as being well-shaped, half her body seemed to be covered in black plates and her hands along with her limbs and breast area looked like they glowing with the arms and feet dripping with some kind of orange, thick flowing liquid, I guess this must be the `lava`. Thankfully it wasn't burning my carpet

It was only after looked her over did our eye's met. Curious brown looked into a equally curious fiery orange. Silence reigned in the room as we stared at each other, it was quickly becoming awkward for me as she didn't even break her gaze to even blink. So it was kind of unsettling when her face suddenly sported a grin.

Having enough of the silence I tried to speak first. “Hello, what is your name?”

The Lava Golem still had not broken her gaze or her grin and replied with one word “Montana” her voice was smooth and blunt.

Okay, so far so good for a 1st step, I've got her name now. But why was she ginning like that? And was it me or was the room getting unnaturally warm?

Bah, I'll try not to focus on that, gotta give the ball another nudge before it can truly get rollin'. “So um... what would you like to do so we get to know each other?” I question if I should be regretting what I just asked, as her grin got a little wider.

“I do know a few ways...” as soon as she finished she launched herself at me with her arms going for a embrace. I had to jump to the side in reflex so she didn't get me, but she did brush past my right arm instantly giving it a felling like I had left it in the sun all day, it wasn't the worst of feelings. But it was still enough for me to but on guard.

“OI! What was that about?!” I shouted in semi panic while I was trying to Ignore the sensation in my arm. The heat was becoming almost unbearable.

The grin still remained of her face and the glow on her body showed brighter. “Didn't you ask me what I wanted to do? What better way to know each other then by this?” she started to move slowly towards me. “And I do want to know you...” she liked her lips “Intimately.” she said with a husky tone.

I caught on to what she meant quite fast and was taken aback with how straightforward she was being. But I had no intention of doing that with someone I just met, beauty or not. I was brought out of my musings my one of Montana's hands ring to grab me, I backed out just out of her range to see the hand fly past my face. Droplets of hot lava splashed on my shirt and face, joining my arm in having that weird heated sensation.

“Come on! Don't you think that we should talk instead of doing... whatever this is?” I asked trying to make her see reason and dodging another grabbing swipe.

The Lava Golem simply laughed. “I prefer actions to speech. Movement and touch can covey so much more than words. I know what I want I right now I want you. I know I touched you earlier, cant you feel my heat? How much I want you right know?” she asked in a alluring tone as she advanced on me again. That blazing gaze of hers still locked on my eyes.

I decided I needed out of this situation and I needed that now. In a mad dash I ran out the living room and in to the hallway shutting the door behind me before going up the stairs to to the upper hallway. I was going to barricade myself in my room before a thought stopped me as a I glanced at the bathroom door.

Lava... she's made of lava, if that's the case, I hope this doesn't hurt her too much. I heard a crash downstairs as Montana decided to just slam through the living room door which was unlocked, so it was pretty much blown of the hinges and slammed in to the opposite wall.

“I know your still here! I don't see why your running away! Didn't you want to know me!” she shouted out loud. “running only makes me want you more! I half ignored her and rushed to the bathroom. Once inside I pulled out the shower head and aimed it at the door, with my other hand on the cold tap I played the waiting game.

I didn't have long to wait as the bathroom door slammed open and I saw Montana in all her glowing glory again, only this time she looked at what was in my hands and her smile dropped into a frown of confusion. I wasted little time in twisting the tap to full blast, the shower head erupted with cold water and hit the lava golem in the chest.

The room filled with a steam and a very hight pitched yelp as steam filled the room, when the steam cleared and I turned the water down to the point that it was poring out but enough to keep a constant stream of cold on her, I was able to look at her again.

The orange body parts were now the same colour as her skin with the exception of the claw-hands, which were a light orange glow. Her smile was gone and she was shivering a little but as far ass I could tell she was not angry with me. If anything the hungry spark she had in those orange eyes of hers was gone.

“Now are you at ready to talk?” I asked. Montana nodded while she started to rub her own shoulders and sat down on her knees while I used the toilet as chair, shower head still in hand to keep the woman cooled which from the look of it, kept her tame as well. “Now then, you need to know about restraint, don't you know about being too forward?”

“Being to forward? You either want something or you don't, not enough good men to consider the middle ground.” She said bluntly. ''Cant you stop the water? Its really irritating.”

“No” I replied. “I pretty sure the moment I take this of of you I'll be pinned to the floor. What do you men by not enough good men?”

“I lived in a volcano, that should be enough for you.”

It took me a while to piece everything together “I see, few people will bother getting close to a volcano and fewer people will gain your interest.”

Montana nodded. “I like what I see with you. But How do you feel? That is the question.” she tole me.

“I don't get you.”

“Appearance means little to me and with the way of lies and deceit the same can be said for words. But when it touch and feel...” she was starting to rubbed her arms as the steam from the point the water was hitting her increased. “I'm asking my self `does he really like this?` `dose he accept my heat?` `Will he accept me after our time together?` Every shiver and twitch tells me about them.” The darkened body parts were starting to return to the drippy fire orange that they were. Her Feelings where causing her to heat up more then what my shower had to cool it.

Passionate was the best way to describe her, it was like she put her whole self into what she does. The emotions running through her must be as constantly heated as her body. I also took note that water didn't really hold back these feelings, just lowered the intensity.

“I don't think dialogue should be completely abandoned.”

“Nor do I, but there are more important matters at hand.”

“like what?”

“Like the fact that I can heat my body how I wish and now I'm used to the water's temperature enough to stabilise my own.” Montana finished with a predatory grin as most of her body lit up and her lava started to pour out of her limbs again. The somewhat wild look in her eye's had returned as she rose up and took slow steps forward, completely ignoring the cold water splashing on her and with her starting from the door I had pretty much trapped myself.

“I don't want this! Not with a woman I just met!” I shouted

“You worry too much, don't you humans have that thing called a `one night stand`? If it bothers you so much just think of it like that, but there is no way I'm stopping!” Like before, she jumped at me again, unlike before I had nowhere to run to avoid it and I was push up against the bathroom wall and held in the lava golem's embrace. The heat from before came back with a vengeance as he rubbed herself against me only this time it was affecting my entire being.

“I have one request.” I managed to wheeze out trying and failing to suppress the growing sensations given to be by her Lava was giving me.

“What is it?”

“Can we at lest move this out of my bathroom?” I didn't hear her reply if she had one, as my mind hazed out as my body surrendered to the heat.

(several days later)

I've come to the conclusion that Lava golems are clingy, or at least Montana is.

She had taken to holding on to me while I sleep. This wouldn't be so much as a problem if she didn't put her limbs around me an then melded her lava hands before cooling them to smooth rock, trapping me in my bed. It wasn't a bad feeling, it felt like I had a hot water bottle strapped to several places around me.

Such was the way I found myself this morning. Topless and held in Montana's warm embrace.

“Oi, let me up.” I told her. Shuffling around with what little movement I have to make my point.

“No” was I the reply I got along with a yawn.

“Come on, how am I to start the day if I cant even get out of bed?”

“You don't need to Rick, Stay here with me.”

“Don't be like that, we've talked about this” I'll admit that we had grown close over the last few days (Didn't really start out the way I liked it, but still) and I'm enjoying my time together with her more and more as the day's go by, but there had to be some way to stop this particular song and dance.

“But you like being with me, right? If you leave the bed, we won't be able to have fun.” she didn't let me go but she heated her arms so my back and chest stared to get warm.

“Let me go or when I get out of this I'm covering you in Ice.” I also had found out that while water in certain places annoys her, Ice gives her such a numbing feeling that it puts her a grumpy mood for hours.

“Fine” She said with a huff. I could feel her separate from me but the heat from her touch remained. Great, I'm gonna be felling this all morning, at least she didn't kiss me, with the feelings I get from that I would have told the whole day to screw itself.“Just be ready for later, there's a few things I want to...try out.”

“Try out?”

“Don't wear any socks when you come back to bed.” Montana said a grin.

Not really sure what to think about that. luckily its... Saturday... aww nuts.

“Well then.” I said as a rolled out of bed and got a robe on and turned back to her. “Are you ready for a argument?”

The woman looked at me confused. “Why?”

“Because my mum is going to visit.” I said with a groan as we went down the stairs to the living room. Well this was part of the plan, to meet a woman from the email before I heard my mother shouting down my ear.

“So when is she coming?” Montana asked as she as at the table while I went to make breakfast for us (Lava golems don't really need to eat much in the normal sense, but she can still taste things.).

“She should be here in a few hou-” I was cut off my the sound of a key unlocking my front door. “Or she could be here right freaking now!” I growled out as my for head creased in annoyance.

“Rick? Are you awake? I'm here for the toolkit” I heard from the hallway.

“I'm in here mum.” I said as I heard foot steps as she walked into the living room

“Why is the door sma-” her question stopped dead in it tracks when she noticed Montana sitting at the table. In response Montana gave a lazy nod in acknowledgement.

The only sounds in the room was the clinking of bowls and utensils as I took out things so me and Montana could have cereal. While I assumed my mother and the lava golem stared at each other in silence. My assumption was almost correct as went I turned around to see them my mother was staring at me with increasing anger while Montana was happily playing with the lava flowing from her hands and humming to herself. I had to ask how she constantly generated lava some time.

“What?” I asked casually as I sat down at the table and filled my bowl. I had long since decided to play it cool. Funny considering my chest felt like it was on fire, but she didn't need to know that.

“You know damn well what Richard Samson!” She growled angrily and pointed at the room's other occupant. “That it in gods name is that?!”

I suppressed the urge to wince at the volume of her voice and managed to change it into a raised eye brow. “Well she has a name and her name is Montana.”

Mother wasn't impressed “I said what, not who! And don't tell me she came from that god-forsaken E-mail!” she raged.

“In that case one, she's a lava golem and two, I wont tell you then. I said as I munched on a spoonful of cereal and poured milk into Montana's bowl. Holding a spoon, the lava golem started to prod at the cereal with curiosity.

My attitude was only serving to annoy my mum off more. “I don't believe this! How could you go behind my back and use the E-mail?”

“Simple really, Do I, a 23 year old man, really need my mother to make decisions in my life?” I asked bluntly. “I know you where against it, but you didn't exactly tell me I couldn't use it now did you?”

She remained silent for a moment and sighed. “I know your right, and looking at her, I need to rethink my place on this madness” “I guess, at least you don't seem to be in any trouble. I had heard that these women can be a little wild.”

“She's restraining herself.” I muttered.

“What was that?”

“Nothing.” I said quickly. “Your actually taking this better then I thought.

My mother sighed again. “She is dripping lava right in front of me, I can't call that fake no matter who my friends are.”

“I know what penny said, but I like to see things for myself thank you very much. For the most part they are a little... quirky, but for the most part they act just like you and me.”

“How the hell I'm I supposed to explain this to my friend Rick? With her as proof” she gestured to the lava golem “Alex wont be able to see the light of day again if this gets to Penny and she's gonna explode, even now she's probably screening his email's.”

My face fell to a frown as I remembered my friend Alex Davis, my friend and son of My mothers friend Penny. Being the same age as me, he's eligible for the E-mail as well. But Penny was stubborn when it came to her ideals, particularly about women and the roulette which she had written off as fake.

“I don't know, really.” I said. “I can only hope Alex doesn't see the E-mail, of if he does, hoe that he can sort itself out smoothly.”

My mother nodded to my answer. She turned to Montana who I think was mellowed out by ingesting cold milk “So...Montana was it? I guess I can believe you exist as your doing that... thing with your hands. Do you have any think to say about this?”

“Milk is weird. But I like it.” Montana said Lazily as she ate the cereal. I need to remember how zoned out she gets when she drinks milk. It's a interesting change from the fiery passion that was her default state.

My mum just look at me with a questioning look.

I shrugged. “Don't look at me like that, usually she's almost bursting with energy, I've never seen her like this before. I'm thinking this is what milk does to her, I'm not sure.” I leaned over and tapped the dazed woman on the shoulder. “You okay Montana?”

“Ricky~” she drawled out as she lifter her arm to hold me. It was like she was drunk or something. Also I apparently have the nickname Ricky now “I you know that thing I wanted to do later? Can we do it soon?”

“What is she talking about?” my mother asked.

“I was gonna do this thing with his hands and feet while we have fun. Its gonna be great!” the lava golem said while the glow from her body got a lot brighter.

My mother was no stranger to the implication the word `fun`. She turned to me a and with a blank expression looked at me. “How does that even work?”

“The normal way, and that's the most you'll here about it.” at that point, my mobile rang and I answered it. “Hello?”

“Rick, its Alex.” I heard on the other end of the phone, speak of the devil. “Are you free today?”

“Pretty much, why?”

“There's a new Tea house in the twin green's centre, you'll know it when you see it, its part of the new line of shops, can you meet me there?”

“Fine, I'll be there in at 12, tell me what's going when I see you.”

“Cool beans, See ya.” the ling hung up.

“Who was that?” my mother asked.

“Alex, he wants to talk to me in person about some thing.”

“But Its 7 now, why did you say 11?”

I was about reply when my back heated up like I leant on a radiator as Montana has chose this moment to embrace be from behind and started to nibble on my ear.

My mother's eye widened at the other woman's openness before she stood up. “I... see, I'll be back later, call me on the phone when your done. She said as she hastily made her exit.

With my mother out the door the lava golem's movements increased. “Why did you do that?” I asked her.

“You are going to be busy later, so I want you to myself now.” she said with a grin. Besides, I can see you suffering from my touch earlier today.”

“Fine, but why don't you see the outside with me?” I asked.

"Think about that later, for now, focus on this."

I managed to set a alarm before the heat took me once more.