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[22:24]  Snow Ceryos: Hello, I have one damn good bargain for you today!  I will give you 1 internet kitten, if you give me 1 non-sexual internet fuck!
[22:24]  Zexen Alecto: dear fuck i love kittens
[22:24]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): Do you?
[22:24]  Zexen Alecto: you don't know how much i love kittens
[22:25]  Zexen Alecto: how many fucks do i have to give to get this kitten
[22:25]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): Absolutely zero because you are special
[22:25]  Snow Ceryos gave you Free internet kitten.
[22:26]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): Free kittens for you.
[22:27]  Inventory item offered <----- I gave her bear aids.
[22:28]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): You are awesome.
[22:31]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): I will be sitting on the conveniently placed tube if you need me.
[22:33]  Zexen Alecto: boo
[22:34]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): say wat
[22:35]  Zexen Alecto: I FUCKING LOVE THIS INTERNET KITTEN
[22:36]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): OH GOD WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BABY KITTENS :D
[22:36]  Zexen Alecto: O
[22:36]  Zexen Alecto: OKAY
[22:36]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): Please don't kill me?
[22:37]  Zexen Alecto: I'M SORRY, THE MATING RITUAL OF MY PEOPLE INVOLVES THE DECAPITATION OF MY PARTNER.
[22:37]  Dubtail Spire(snow.ceryos): D::::::::::::
[22:38]  Zexen Alecto: IT'S OKAY, YOUR DEAD BODY WILL BE A WONDERFUL SOURCE OF NUTRITION FOR OUR BABY KITTENS.