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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. Phatthrice has connected.
  3. Phatthrice: ;
  4. MarthTrinity has connected.
  5. Phatthrice: volcanoisland
  6. Phatthrice: fuuuuuuuck
  7. tirkaroKujo: Sure I didn't like statting things anyway
  8. tirkaroKujo: Anyway, whitespace: the map should be up
  9. Phatthrice: that is
  10. Phatthrice: a giant map
  11. Phatthrice: god damn
  12. tirkaroKujo: It's actually quite small
  13. Phatthrice: Well not as big as I though
  14. Phatthrice: But still
  15. tirkaroKujo: But I did not have to resize it
  16. Phatthrice: Where spawn
  17. tirkaroKujo: Because I stopped being a faggot and just adjusted the grid instead
  18. Derkuh: *rover rere*
  19. Tokens dropped onto map 'VolcanoIslandBucca'
  20. Tokens dropped onto map 'VolcanoIslandBucca'
  21. Spirit Finne: (( dat textbox ))
  22. Spirit Finne: (( I think ))
  23. Derkuh: Well dis be duh vilage I see
  24. Derkuh: It's not too much, but it work
  25. Ci: I don't really seemuch of a village here...
  26. Derkuh: Just a lil bit more up ahead shud be duh houses 'n' stuff. This is where we usually play around.
  27. Ci: Ah...that makes more sense.
  28. Cazador: BZZZZZZZZZZZ
  29. Spirit Finne: (( other up ahead I think ))
  30. Derkuh: Oooh. Big Cazadors are back in season.
  31. Spirit Finne: (( cazador is a ? ))
  32. Spirit Finne: Man don't ask me, I'm just kind of a green blob now
  33. Sen: Wooah. This place looks pretty big.
  34. Totimori: Should be. This is where big monsters once lurked. It's our home now.
  35. Cazador: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  36. Ci: ....giant bugs...ugh...
  37. Derkuh: Lesse, gunna bag me some Cazador meat.... « 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » *Chucks spear*
  38. Derkuh: « 1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 » crit
  39. Ci: ...bug meat...? *gag*
  40. Cazador: BZZZZZZZZT (MAD)
  41. Cazador: « 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » init
  42. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+13 = 16 + 13 = 29 »
  43. Spirit Finne: (( why not ))
  44. Derkuh: « 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Duh? Bugs usually go down aftuh one hit.
  45. Ci: « 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
  46. Spirit Finne: It's a GIANT bug.
  47. Ci: (( Nyope ))
  48. Spirit Finne: God dammit, are we really gonna do this?
  49. Spirit Finne: Fine, whatever.
  50. Sen: « 1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 » *Shrugs* Sure, why not.
  51. Spirit Finne: (( all dem 6s ))
  52. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 11 + 16 = 27 »
  53. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 10 »
  54. Spirit Finne: (( at least I can hit things ))
  55. Spirit Finne: (( and will never miss ))
  56. Ci: (( >Implying that's bad damage at all ))
  57. Derkuh: « 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 » Duuuh, stupid bug!
  58. Spirit Finne: (( I know ))
  59. Spirit Finne: (( but I only have one attack ))
  60. Derkuh: « 1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »
  61. Spirit Finne: (( and I can roll 2s ))
  62. Spirit Finne: (( whereas your minimum is 4 ))
  63. tirkaroKujo: Finne, Derk, Ci, Sen, Caz
  64. Spirit Finne: (( thing is jsut still up ))
  65. tirkaroKujo: Yep
  66. Ci: (( can just barely hit. ))
  67. Spirit Finne: (( I think crossbows have 80 range ))
  68. Ci: « 1d20+3+6 = 2 + 3 + 6 = 11 » « 1d20+3+1 = 6 + 3 + 1 = 10 »
  69. Ci: (( Nope ))
  70. Ci: (( Can't hit at all ))
  71. Ci: (( This is how it's gonna be Maptools ))
  72. Spirit Finne: (( AND MAPTOOL IS OFF TO A GOOD START IN TODAY'S COMPETITION ))
  73. Ci: (( Every fucking night? :@ ))
  74. Spirit Finne: (( oh god that Fast Movement ))
  75. Sen: Hmm, not close enough
  76. Cazador: « 1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14 » (MAD) *Stings Derk*
  77. Derkuh: *Misses*
  78. Derkuh: Eep! Go down dumb bug!
  79. Spirit Finne: (( HEy ))
  80. Spirit Finne: (( I'm faster (D) ))
  81. Spirit Finne: (( but whatever ))
  82. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 2 + 16 = 18 »
  83. Derkuh: (( derk wasn't making a turn (lolwut) ))
  84. Spirit Finne: (( miss somehow ))
  85. Derkuh: (( that hits easily (lolwut) ))
  86. Spirit Finne: (( I'm faster than the Caz--oh it goes last ))
  87. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 10 »
  88. Spirit Finne: (( ten ))
  89. Spirit Finne: (( ALWAYS ten ))
  90. Spirit Finne: (( every time I have used that. I think Maptool might have some sort of bias ))
  91. Cazador: BBZZZZZpppffft
  92. Cazador: 900 exp
  93. Tokens dropped onto map 'VolcanoIslandBucca'
  94. Hughes: *I have to be placed for Exp because finne doesn't have any*
  95. Derkuh: *Guis Psycho Bug* Yummy
  96. Derkuh: *guts
  97. Spirit Finne: ...
  98. Spirit Finne: You really gonna eat that?
  99. Spirit Finne: I thought you were jokin...
  100. Ci: Can't believe I missed twi-OHGODWHAT?!
  101. Derkuh: Duh, why not? Eat whatevuh. *Nom*
  102. Derkuh: Want a leg?
  103. Spirit Finne: ............
  104. Spirit Finne: Nope.
  105. Spirit Finne: I don't evne HAVE to eat, why would I choose to eat THAT?
  106. Derkuh: Dyuh, your loss.
  107. Ci: I'm not sure I ever want to eat again....huh? Where you goin Sen?
  108. Spirit Finne: This flight shit is really convenient though.
  109. Sen: Eh? Just lookin' around. Don't worry Ci!
  110. Spirit Finne: I mean it was handy before, but still.
  111. Spirit Finne: (( and sen just stands there ))
  112. Taigah: *Walks in from the side* Derkuh, what are you up to this time?
  113. Derkuh: Dyuh, just snackin' a bit. Why?
  114. Taigah: You seem to have brought a few funny-looking friends over.
  115. Spirit Finne: (( also these people just had holes for ears ))
  116. Totimori: Yes, we met them over at the Sepharim ruins. Seem to have popped outta nowhere.
  117. Ci: ...funny looking...?
  118. Spirit Finne: I think I'm pretty funny-looking right now, so I'm not gonna get angry.
  119. Taigah: The Sepharim ruins!? That place is dangerous! What do you think you're doing waltzing all the way out there?!
  120. Totimori: Um, we were just looking around. Nothing bad really happened. You should lighten up.
  121. Spirit Finne: (( Sen girl ))
  122. Ci: (( I just realized, I wonder if Jack's alive in this continuum shift because he probably never got the dagger... ))
  123. Spirit Finne: (( haven't you learned about hanging over waterfalls ))
  124. Spirit Finne: (( Ci won't save you this time (D) ))
  125. Spirit Finne: (( Sauraxe will have your ass (D) ))
  126. Spirit Finne: (( Well, if Jack's alive, Yuki is ))
  127. Spirit Finne: (( also you have the dagger ))
  128. Spirit Finne: (( hippo ))
  129. Taigah: Whatever. Just tell us why these people are here, and what they want.
  130. Spirit Finne: (( You could potentially become immortal ))
  131. Ci: ...I can speak on my own....*muttermutter*
  132. Spirit Finne: We're looking for some sailors.
  133. Taigah: Sailors? So you guys must be travellers of the great open sea?
  134. Spirit Finne: *just realized I'm floating in a waterfall; whatevs*
  135. Taigah: So what's your business travelling out here, sailors?
  136. Taigah: Are you lost or something?
  137. Spirit Finne: ...we're looking for more people.
  138. Spirit Finne: That may've washed ashore.
  139. Ci: That and...yeah, we're lost...we got shipwrecked...
  140. Taigah: Washed ashore....I do recall there was a great, fearsome storm off the eastern coast.
  141. Taigah: Of course, if you did wash up over there, I'm not so sure how you ended up here. It's quite a ways off.
  142. Spirit Finne: Ehhh...not exactly. Whatever, there another village anyone on this island, big guy?
  143. Spirit Finne: Like, say, one in the trees?
  144. Spirit Finne: Hell I don't even remember it, Ci, say something! I was only conscious there for like twelve minutes!
  145. Taigah: Trees? I have not heard of such a village. These stretch of land is probably the only source of civilization for miles.
  146. Ci: Hey Finne, float on over here.
  147. Taigah: The great wilds force us to live in our own self-contained world out here.
  148. Spirit Finne: Hm?
  149. Spirit Finne: What?
  150. Ci: Over here! *points*
  151. Spirit Finne: Uhh...what?
  152. Ci: *aside* Don't you remember this guy? He's from the tree village...I'm guessing whatever we did in the past got rid of that place entirely...
  153. Spirit Finne: ...he...wahuh...?
  154. Spirit Finne: Sorry...I don't really remember anyone...
  155. Ci: He was one of the guys who found you. *nod*
  156. Spirit Finne: Oh...well, I was out then....
  157. Ci: Thought you might have seen him when you woke up. *frown*
  158. Spirit Finne: (( Wait, you're talking about Taigah? Or what ))
  159. Spirit Finne: (( my memory is horrible ))
  160. Ci: (( Yes. ))
  161. Spirit Finne: (( ah ))
  162. Spirit Finne: (( guess I just thought it was a different sprite ))
  163. Spirit Finne: But, I guess that means those people who, er, brought us here....ain't here?
  164. Ci: *shrug*
  165. Spirit Finne: Well, I guess that's good. Nobody died, hopefully those guys are happy.
  166. Spirit Finne: Unless they're still leopards...
  167. Sen: Hmm? Are you talking about something?
  168. Ci: I dunno if the past changed that much...I mean, meeting Russo's kid self coulda really screwed up the timeframe...
  169. Spirit Finne: I dunno who that guy is, really, sorry. I think what fucked the timestream over MORE
  170. Spirit Finne: Was us preventing that dagger from ever existing
  171. Spirit Finne: But me still staying immortal....
  172. Spirit Finne: And the thing still existing.
  173. Spirit Finne: Which makes no sense, but fucked me over.
  174. Spirit Finne: I'm not even gonna try and wrap my head around this, alright? I just want a body...
  175. Ci: Time travel...*sigh*
  176. Spirit Finne: Sucks that only my soul is immortal, but I'll take it I guess.
  177. Spirit Finne: Well, to age anyhow...
  178. Spirit Finne: Whatever, let's just....I don't know....
  179. Spirit Finne: I mean, I could leave, but that'd kind of be a dick move.
  180. Spirit Finne: (( though I am the best scout ever ))
  181. Spirit Finne: (( even better than Hughes because my invisibility is free ))
  182. Ci: Hmm...
  183. Derkuh: Dyuh, you talk silly. Wuddya gonna do now?
  184. Derkuh: Are you gunna stay with us or summin?
  185. Derkuh: Out there is pretty dangerous....
  186. Spirit Finne: Well, guess it can't hurt to stay with em for a little bit. Eh, what do you think, Ci?
  187. Ci: Maybe just until we recover a bit...I'm beat..
  188. Spirit Finne: Really...? Right, guess I probably won't get tired....
  189. Spirit Finne: Well, whatever, lead the way, I guess.
  190. Spirit Finne: And please stop eating that bug...
  191. Derkuh: *Stops nomming* Aawww...so just follow me.
  192. Sen: Eww...bug guts...
  193. Spirit Finne: I'm going to haunt anyone who eats those things.
  194. Spirit Finne: Pretty sure I could do it....
  195. Taigah: May the gods light the way, you lost souls.
  196. Spirit Finne: You are way too accurate in your ramblings.
  197. Derkuh: Dyuuuh, whucha doing Zaala?
  198. Zaala: Watch out. Heavy load comin' through.
  199. Vakvak: Zaala, are you sure it's a good idea to drag that whole Tyrannus into the village like that?
  200. Zaala: Why not? It's dead, no?
  201. Spirit Finne: ....man, that one brings back memories....
  202. Spirit Finne: Of when I had a fucking body! A crazy one, but better than nothing....
  203. Derkuh: *Prods with foot* Wooooah
  204. Tyrannosaurus Rex: .....*shifts about a bit*
  205. Derkuh: Dyuuuh, think it just moved.
  206. Zaala: You stupid Derkuh. It did not.
  207. Derkuh: Did too!
  208. Zaala: Did not!
  209. Derkuh: Did tooooo!
  210. Ci: Pretty sure it moved...
  211. Zaala: Did noooooot!
  212. Vakvak: Yeah I'm...pretty sure that thing's still alive Zaala.
  213. Vakvak: ....
  214. Vakvak: Wait, I mean...
  215. Spirit Finne: (( *back* ))
  216. Vakvak: GREAT QUETZAZLCOATL, THAT THING'S STILL ALIVE!
  217. Tyrannosaurus Rex: ......*vein pop*
  218. Ci: .....huh....
  219. Zaala: Whoops. Guess you were right for once Derk.
  220. Tyrannosaurus Rex: « 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 » >IMPLYING I'M NOT GONNA RIP YOUR SHIT
  221. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20 »
  222. Spirit Finne: (( suck my balls (D) ))
  223. Spirit Finne: (( my green, spongy balls (D) ))
  224. Zaala: « 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » Oh noooo
  225. Derkuh: « 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 » Everyone should listen to Derkuh!
  226. Ci: « 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »
  227. Vakvak: « 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 » Get back everyone!
  228. Ci: (( What now ghosty? o3o ))
  229. Sen: « 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 » Man....just.....man.....
  230. tirkaroKujo: Ci, Finne, Vak,Sen, Rex, Derk, Zaala
  231. Ci: *takes aim* C'mon....« 1d20+3+6 = 11 + 3 + 6 = 20 » « 1d20+3+1 = 18 + 3 + 1 = 22 »
  232. Ci: (( Eh? Eh? :D ))
  233. tirkaroKujo: Both hit
  234. Spirit Finne: I ain't ever gonna fight this thing with a regular old body am I?
  235. Ci: « 1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » « 1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
  236. Spirit Finne: Boy I hope you have terrible aim! « 1d20+16 = 8 + 16 = 24 »
  237. Ci: Right on absolutely massive arget!
  238. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 6 »
  239. Ci: *target
  240. Spirit Finne: (( brb ))
  241. Spirit Finne: (( forgot my drink ))
  242. Ci: (( *read that as dick* ))
  243. Vakvak: « 1d20+14 = 15 + 14 = 29 » Damn you, beast, damn you!
  244. Vakvak: « 1d8+14 = 2 + 14 = 16 »
  245. Sen: « 1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20 » Jao! Stunning fist!
  246. Spirit Finne: (( yEs ))
  247. Spirit Finne: (( Make the T-REX drop its items ))
  248. Spirit Finne: (( brilliant ))
  249. Tyrannosaurus Rex: (( a lot more things happen then just dropping items boy (D) ))
  250. Tyrannosaurus Rex: « 1d20+15 = 19 + 15 = 34 »
  251. Sen: *sad*
  252. Sen: « 1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
  253. Spirit Finne: (( wait they get a save for Stunning Fist? (UN) ))
  254. Sen: (( yes ))
  255. tirkaroKujo: Stunning Fist forces a foe damaged by your unarmed attack to make a Fortitude saving throw (DC 10 + 1/2 your character level + your Wis modifier), in addition to dealing damage normally. A defender who fails this saving throw is stunned for 1 round (until just before your next turn). A stunned character drops everything held, can’t take actions, loses any Dexterity bonus to AC, and takes a –2 penalty to AC. You may attempt a stunning attack once per day for every four levels you have attained (but see Special), and no more than once per round. Constructs, oozes, plants, undead, incorporeal creatures, and creatures immune to critical hits cannot be stunned.
  256. Spirit Finne: (( mmmmmmmmm ))
  257. Ci: (( And now Vak gets eaten. ))
  258. Tyrannosaurus Rex: « 1d20+20 = 6 + 20 = 26 » *MAD*
  259. Tyrannosaurus Rex: « 4d6+18 = 16 + 18 = 34 »
  260. Spirit Finne: (( at who ))
  261. Vakvak: Guh! Accursed beast!
  262. Spirit Finne: ....kay...so your aim ain't so bad...
  263. Derkuh: « 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » Dyuh, take this!
  264. Derkuh: Dyuh, or not.
  265. Zaala: « 1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19 »« 1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 » Why don't you stay dead stupid dinos?
  266. Tyrannosaurus Rex: (Cuz u can't hit fo shit lady)
  267. Spirit Finne: You never actually killed it! And I can sorta see why.
  268. Tyrannosaurus Rex: (( Ci's turn ))
  269. Ci: « 1d20+3+6 = 15 + 3 + 6 = 24 » « 1d20+3+1 = 17 + 3 + 1 = 21 »
  270. Tyrannosaurus Rex: (( both hit ))
  271. Ci: « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » « 1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
  272. Ci: I'm a regular dinosaur hunter here!
  273. Tyrannosaurus Rex: Gyaaaarrghghhhh......
  274. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 8 + 16 = 24 »
  275. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 14 »
  276. Spirit Finne: Is it down yet?!
  277. Tyrannosaurus Rex: 1000 exp
  278. Spirit Finne: ...apparently so.
  279. Zaala: Nuuuoooo, my kill!
  280. Hughes: *oh god I was so far back*
  281. Spirit Finne: *would heal from this*
  282. Spirit Finne: *is at full health*
  283. Zaala: Stoopid Marshmallow stole my kill!
  284. Spirit Finne: WHAT NOW?! I AM NOT A MARSHMALLOW!
  285. Spirit Finne: (( Ci: New nickname for finne: Li'l Miss Marshmallow (D) ))
  286. Sen: Yeah! We've all established he's a fishcake!
  287. Spirit Finne: NO~ GOD DAMMIT ALL!
  288. Spirit Finne: (( >~ ))
  289. Spirit Finne: (( (D) ))
  290. Ci: (( Finne just whines that. ))
  291. Zaala: My kiiiiiilllll
  292. Spirit Finne: I am a GHOST! DEAD! A spirit!
  293. Vakvak: Zaala! You nearly put the whole village in danger with your indiocy! Kills mean nothing!
  294. Vakvak: (( *idiocy ))
  295. Zaala: Come on, how was I supposed to know that the dino wasn't really dead?
  296. Ci: Beat it till it stops movin?
  297. Spirit Finne: Well when it moved, that should have been a tip-off..."marshmallow"....
  298. Spirit Finne: I'm going to haunt you for that...or someone...
  299. Vakvak: Well, tchk. It's dead now, so do what you want with it, fool.
  300. Zaala: I will in fact do that, stoopid Vakvak! At least I do more work than your lazy butt around here!
  301. Vakvak: LAZY?!
  302. Derkuh: Dyuh, they're silly. Village is just up ahead now guys.
  303. Spirit Finne: Yeah, thanks.
  304. Spirit Finne: You lot coming?
  305. Tribe Soldier: Stop! What you think you're doing?
  306. Derkuh: Dyuh, these are a few outsiders from the sea. Can they stay over?
  307. Tribe Soldier: Derkuh, what do you think you're doing wandering off like that?
  308. Derkuh: Duh, I wasn't AT the sea, they just kinda appeared here.
  309. Tribe Soldier: Tsch. Take it up with leader Thak.
  310. Derkuh: Dyuh, just gonna do that.
  311. Derkuh: Dyuh, this be da village right here.
  312. Spirit Finne: I assumed so, yes.
  313. Derkuh: Duh, Thak? You here?
  314. Thak: ??? Derkuh? What brings you here again?
  315. Spirit Finne: (( that's the douchebag leader that was like "MAN I AIN'T GIVE SHITS BOUT YOU, GO SAVE US (D)" right ))
  316. Derkuh: Duh, can these people stay over? I promise I'll take good care of them!
  317. Thak: Derk, what did I say about keeping pets last time?
  318. Thak: Hmm. You're awfully humanoid for pets, I do admit.
  319. Thak: Except for that glowy spirit over there....wait, am I the only one seeing that?
  320. Spirit Finne: *turns invisible*
  321. Thak: *Blinks* Oooooh, the dark spirits are messing with my head!
  322. Ci: Stop that Finne!
  323. Shuki: Dark spirits have afflicted leader Thak? This is dangerous!
  324. Spirit Finne: I unno, it's kinda fun.
  325. Thak: *Holds head* Ooooh.....I don't feel so good Shuki...
  326. Spirit Finne: But no, nobody's fucking with you except me.
  327. Thak: Aaaah! It has appeared again!
  328. Spirit Finne: You deserve it.
  329. Shuki: I see it too! We must excersize it!
  330. Spirit Finne: WHOA!
  331. Spirit Finne: *Flies up*
  332. Ci: No, no! This is just the spirit of our friend...*sigh* His body got possessed by a REAL evil spirit and then charbroiled by kizzy.
  333. Spirit Finne: I don't even know if that would WORK, but don'y try it!
  334. Shuki: This spirit is your friend? Masters of the wicked dark arts?!
  335. Sen: P-please stop that. We aren't wicked at all!
  336. Thak: You may stop now Shuki. I think I understand.
  337. Ci: Try to act like a civilized human being without abusing your ghosty powers Finne....*twitch*
  338. Spirit Finne: Hey, I'm DEAD. I gotta enjoy the afterlife that's not actually after anything.
  339. Thak: I see this man has met with a most unfortunate fate.
  340. Thak: Now, what business must you take up with our modest little village? Are you here for shelter?
  341. Spirit Finne: I unno, I'll let them speak. I don't really need anything like that anymore.
  342. Ci: Well basically...our ship got destroyed at sea...and we came here to see if maybe the other crewmembers showed up...
  343. Thak: Your ship got destroyed....I see, the great eastern storm must have taken a few victims at sea.
  344. Thak: You are the first to show up here. I have not seen anyone else around that I am not familliar with.
  345. Ci: I see...*frowns*...
  346. Thak: I am sorry. But you may feel free to stay here until your friends are found.
  347. Ci: Thank you...*nod* We really appreciate it.
  348. Spirit Finne: Hmm. Well, even if they are around, doubt any of them actually wants to see me, so I'll let you guys do all that.
  349. Thak: Now, feel free to make yourselves at home. Your houses for the night will be a small little hole at the side of the cliff we often reserve for guests. It's the best we can really offer.
  350. Thak: Of course, there is still enough time in the day. Perhaps you can find your friends if you look hard enough?
  351. Shuki: I still do not trust these dark magicians, no I do not.
  352. Spirit Finne: I ain't no magician
  353. Ci: Hrmmm....well...where haven't you explored Sen? Maybe they'll be there?
  354. Spirit Finne: I'm just dead, lady, get it right.
  355. Spirit Finne: ...actually I USED to be a magician....but that's not the point.
  356. Sen: *Shrugs* All I've been to was a giant hole populated by Kizana and his friends.
  357. Sen: I guess we can really search anywhere. Sorry...
  358. Ci: *shakes head* That's not your fault Sen.
  359. Sen: Yeah, yeah....just wish I was a bit more of a help in this regard is all...
  360. Spirit Finne: (( that means she didn't even search for you (D) ))
  361. Ci: Well then, let's search every tree, cave and dinosaur stomach for them!
  362. Sen: Eep! Hopefully we won't have to search that far!
  363. Spirit Finne: I might be small, but I ain't jumping down any throats.
  364. Sen: I dunno, maybe we can also try asking around...
  365. Sen: We don't have much, but we should take what we can get.
  366. Spirit Finne: Sure, why not.
  367. Spirit Finne: I will just float up and ask people if they've seen any schoolgirls and belts-laden men.
  368. Spirit Finne: That was kind of your cue, girls.
  369. Spirit Finne: I don't think anyone would pay me any attention. Or they'd run,.
  370. Sen: Good idea. Let's ask all the people we can!
  371. Ci: (Wasn't that your idea Sen...?)
  372. Ci: Alright then.
  373. Spirit Finne: (( I only have 14 Chr ))
  374. Spirit Finne: (( and am still pulling off mindgames ))
  375. Spirit Finne: (( on Sen's 6-Int ass ))
  376. Ci: S'cuse me?
  377. Senzu: *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM* MMpph?
  378. Senzu: *Swallows* What want? What want! I'm still hungry!
  379. Ci: I'm just wondering if you've seen any strangers around lately, maybe someone dressed sorta like me?
  380. Spirit Finne: Hm...probably can't just up and ask people....wonder if they'd say anything if I just left em alone....
  381. Spirit Finne: *invisibility*
  382. Senzu: Um, uuuhhhh, um....uh....I remember I saw some people. Off a big, wrecked piece of wood.
  383. Senzu: Way, way back in the east.
  384. Senzu: *Noms on some more meat*
  385. Ci: Sen! *waves over*
  386. Sen: Huh? What's goin on?
  387. Dhudani: Hmm....those two look rather suspicious....are we just letting them stay here or something?
  388. Ci: This girl here says she saw some people washed up to the east
  389. Dhudani: Gr, talking ot myself again, but I just can't help it. I gotta do something about this....
  390. Sen: Okay, but where in the east? That's what we wanna know!
  391. Spirit Finne: (( did he mean about them ))
  392. Spirit Finne: (( or about his talking ))
  393. Ci: (( He's gonna rape the white wominez ))
  394. tirkaroKujo: I dunno, I won't tell a character's motivation just from thier speech (lolwut)
  395. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+4+3 = 11 + 4 + 3 = 18 »
  396. Spirit Finne: (( MAYHAPS YOU WILL (D) ))
  397. tirkaroKujo: He was talking about them (D)
  398. Senzu: *Nom nom* What do you mean where?
  399. Spirit Finne: (NOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS I WONDER)
  400. Spirit Finne: (( I will just be a stereotypical will-o' ))
  401. Spirit Finne: (( wisp ))
  402. Spirit Finne: (( lead this guy off a cliff (D) ))
  403. Spirit Finne: (( or I could threaten him (D) ))
  404. Dhudani: Now, if I were just to....mix this with this....no, no, Dhudani, what are you doing? What if they're just friendly souls?
  405. Dhudani: Ugh, but something....something is just...suggesting to me that I should be....
  406. Dhudani: I must...I must mix these...I must follow the suggestion....
  407. Dhudani: *Begins mixing a dark-looking concoction in a small pot*
  408. Spirit Finne: (Welp here goes nothin) You must NOT! Think of what you are doing, lost one!
  409. Dhudani: You are right! I must stop this this instant!
  410. Dhudani: ......
  411. Dhudani: No, I must continue....
  412. Dhudani: Must....follow...the suggestion.....
  413. Spirit Finne: STOP! I just told you!
  414. Dhudani: Dah! You're right!
  415. Dhudani: « 1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 »
  416. Dhudani: Must...follow...suggestion.....
  417. Spirit Finne: (( brb ))
  418. Sen: You know...WHERE in the East did you see the people on the ship?
  419. Senzu: *Om nom nom* *Swallows* Hmm, let's see now....
  420. Spirit Finne: (( back ))
  421. Spirit Finne: (Okay this ain't gonna work....may as well...give this a shot....)
  422. Spirit Finne: (Always got backups if it doesn't work. Which it won't....)
  423. Senzu: Um.....why do you need to know this now? *NOM NOM NOM*
  424. Spirit Finne: *tries to possess this man*
  425. Ci: Because our friends may be in danger *frown*
  426. Spirit Finne: *hopes he rolls a nat 1*
  427. Dhudani: « 1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11 »
  428. Spirit Finne: (( what even is the check on that ))
  429. tirkaroKujo: While you do not possess him, you at least last long enough in his head to recieve a message
  430. tirkaroKujo: Will (D)
  431. Spirit Finne: (( like, 10+1/2 my HD + my wis? Or what? ))
  432. tirkaroKujo: Oh, the DC is like...
  433. tirkaroKujo: Well, the DC is sorta floaty at this point. It's supposed to be a new, unstable abiltiy (D)
  434. tirkaroKujo: So I just went with like, 10
  435. Spirit Finne: (( m ))
  436. Shuki: Yes, ignore whatever you hear! You must destroy those black magicians at all costs!
  437. Shuki: They will only bring grave misfortune upon our village!
  438. Shuki: The books do not lie! When a troupe of outsiders come in, and the first thing they do is drive our leader to madness, they are truly the dark ones!
  439. Dhudani: Dark ones...must....destroy...dark ones......
  440. Senzu: Hmm, okay, so they were like.....
  441. Senzu: *Tries to pick up another piece of meat*
  442. Spirit Finne: THAT WHORE! Er, I mean...
  443. Senzu: *Fails because there is no more meat left*
  444. Senzu: B-BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY!
  445. Senzu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  446. Ci: Umm.....*digs in bag* I have a whole bunch of rations...?
  447. Senzu: Are they MEAT rations?
  448. Spirit Finne: *electrocutes cup*
  449. Ci: ....I'm not sure what they are...
  450. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 1 + 16 = 17 »
  451. Spirit Finne: (( GOD DAMMIT REALLY? ))
  452. Senzu: They look dry and stiff! Senzu want fresh meat!
  453. Senzu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  454. Dhudani: Ah! Spark out of nowhere!
  455. Ci: (( "Sen! Give me your arm (D)" ))
  456. Dhudani: This truly must be the work of these dark magicians! They must be able to see me somehow!
  457. Spirit Finne: Oh, dammit, you found me!
  458. Spirit Finne: And I was so close to getting you to kill those little girls...
  459. Dhudani: Cursed thing!
  460. Dhudani: Oh, what did you say?
  461. Spirit Finne: You heard me! I almost got away with it too!
  462. Dhudani: So YOU were the one giving me those messages to destoy those innocent women! Begone you!
  463. Spirit Finne: Oh no, angry black man! *runs away*
  464. Senzu: I WON'T TELL ANYTHING UNTIL I GET FRESH MEAT THIS INSTANT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  465. Spirit Finne: (( Dhudani: GET YO ASS BACK HERE, ASHLEY (D) ))
  466. Dhudani: There are evil spirits wandering these parts....
  467. Ci: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere fast...
  468. Sen: Dammit...why did she have to be our only lead?
  469. Spirit Finne: (( fucking redheads ))
  470. Spirit Finne: (( they're all trouble ))
  471. Sen: So uh...do we just ask someone else? Or just find some meat somewhere?
  472. Ci: Gaaaaaaaah....what if she's the only one who knows...?
  473. Sen: Well...damn.
  474. Sen: Okay, what if we give you your meat? Then will you tell us?
  475. Senzu: YES YES, I JUST WANT MEAT NOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  476. Ci: Well now...where we we get meat easily...?
  477. Tokens dropped onto map 'VolcanoIslandBucca'
  478. Haze: >mfw you people don't have Survival
  479. Haze: >mfw that would have solved this in seconds
  480. Sen: Hmm...well, maybe we can just go a bit outwards? There should be plenty animals out here.
  481. Ci: *nods* I've got no other ideas...
  482. Sen: It's settled then.
  483. Sen: Okay you whiny brat, we'll give you your meat! Just be patient for two seconds, alright?
  484. Senzu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T IT BE NO SECONDS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  485. Ci: I don't think patient's in her vocabulary...let's go Sen!
  486. Phatthrice is disconnected.
  487. Phatthrice is disconnected.
  488. Sen: (( dat fatcat ))
  489. Sen: (( always fattin out ))
  490. Phatthrice has connected.
  491. Phatthrice: ;
  492. Sen: So uh, do we search here? or here?
  493. Ci: Down there I guess? Maybe we'll even find a clue about where they are without her...
  494. Sen: Let's hope...
  495. Ci: « 1d20+3+8+1 = 15 + 3 + 8 + 1 = 27 »
  496. Hughes: *resides in white space*
  497. Spirit Finne: Er, hi.
  498. Sen: Eeep? You there Finne?
  499. Spirit Finne: ...oh, sorry...
  500. Spirit Finne: Kinda forgot to turn that off.
  501. Spirit Finne: Village is probably gonna hate me, but nevermind! That girl that was yelling about all the evil magician shit is trying to kill you guys...or something....
  502. Sen: Huh? Can you say that a bit slower now?
  503. Spirit Finne: Er....you remember that red-eyed girl?
  504. Ci: *spots hyena* And there's my prey...
  505. Spirit Finne: Who was yelling about the evil magician stuff....?
  506. Hyena: *ORIGINAL CHARATOR DO NUT STEEL*
  507. Spirit Finne: She was trying to get someone to poison you...
  508. Spirit Finne: I uh, convinced the guy it was actually ME doing it, so he wouldn't keep at it...but I dunno if she'll try anything else...
  509. Tokens dropped onto map 'VolcanoIslandBucca'
  510. Leopard: naw I'm the best original character
  511. Sen: ....wait, so that skull lady wants to kill us?
  512. Leopard: green leopard
  513. Leopard: SUPER SAIYAN green leopard
  514. Spirit Finne: Yes, she does!
  515. Ci: Who cares about some crazy Skullgirl? We're not gonna be there that long anyway...we've already got a clue as to where everyone else may be.
  516. Sen: Hmm, maybe....but that still sounds really bad. Let's hope we can find everyone quick.
  517. Spirit Finne: ....er...
  518. Spirit Finne: Wha?
  519. Ci: Shhhh...*sneak sneak sneak*....
  520. Ci: *stealth*
  521. Hyena: « 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 »
  522. Spirit Finne: (( make a stealth ceck ))
  523. Spirit Finne: (( wary ))
  524. Hyena: (( yep ))
  525. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+25+40 = 5 + 25 + 40 = 70 »
  526. Spirit Finne: (( dat stealth ))
  527. Spirit Finne: (( invisibility (COOL) ))
  528. Ci: « 1d20+3+9+3 = 3 + 3 + 9 + 3 = 18 »
  529. Hyena: ??? *Goes about business*
  530. Ci: « 1d20+3+6 = 11 + 3 + 6 = 20 »
  531. Hyena: *Ow my nutz*
  532. Ci: « 1d6+3+5d6 = 4 + 3 + 17 = 24 »
  533. Hyena: *Ow my soul*
  534. Hyena: 400 exp
  535. Sen: Did you get it Ci?
  536. Ci: *wipes off blood* That'll do.
  537. Spirit Finne: Hmm...well that's weird.
  538. Ci: ?
  539. Spirit Finne: It feel kinda warm over here to you?
  540. Sen: Warm? Why?
  541. Ci: Noooo?
  542. Spirit Finne: Eh, I dunno....
  543. Spirit Finne: Hell I'm not even sure how I can FEEL warmth anymore
  544. Spirit Finne: But uh...
  545. Spirit Finne: Why'd you go and kill this thing anyways?
  546. Ci: Insane bloodlust.
  547. Ci: Nah, like I said, we have a lead on where everyone may be!
  548. tirkaroKujo: Finne are you even still visible (D)
  549. Ci: But the whiny little brat who knows it was demanding food.
  550. Spirit Finne: (( No ))
  551. Spirit Finne: (( I am hidden ))
  552. tirkaroKujo: Just makin sure
  553. Spirit Finne: (( because if angry black man sees me we all die ))
  554. Spirit Finne: Ah/
  555. Sen: Well, let's get this back to her before the Skullgirl tries to lop our heads off!
  556. Ci: Right, help me carry this Finn-right.
  557. Sen: Uh, don't worry, I'll help you carry it.....it's not that heavy anyway.....
  558. Spirit Finne: Ain't gonna be much help there.
  559. Sen: Okay brat, we have your food for you! Fresh as can be!
  560. Senzu: THANK YOU! *OM NOM NOM NOM*
  561. Senzu: So uh, want did you want again?
  562. Ci: We wanted to know WHERE our friends are!
  563. Spirit Finne: (( she just eats the thing raw ))
  564. Senzu: Oh right, that thing, *OM NOM NOM*
  565. Senzu: Now, uh....it was off this way, and then to the left a little here....*Basically explains the directions to you*
  566. Senzu: And um...that's where the big wooden thing was.
  567. Ci: Alright...I think I got that. Sen?
  568. Sen: Yeah, got it mentally written down too. So, we get going?
  569. Ci: Mhm, we best go before it gets dark.
  570. Sen: Great. Let's hope they're still there.
  571. Sen: So uh, the eastern region should be that-a-way...let's head off!
  572. tirkaroKujo: And with that, you head off to the eastern region, following Senzu's directions on point. Spawn on that one bottom area.
  573. Spirit Finne: (( what....game is this ))
  574. tirkaroKujo: Ni no Kuni
  575. Spirit Finne: (( all the small areas reamind me of Riviera lol ))
  576. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  577. tirkaroKujo: Aaannd I gotta go take a piss brb
  578. Spirit Finne: (( m ))
  579. Spirit Finne: (( MT new map is up ))
  580. Spirit Finne: (( wary ))
  581. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  582. Sen: Wow....it's a lot more massive than I thought....
  583. Ci: Indeed....
  584. Ci: « 2d8+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 » *chugs potion*
  585. Ci: (( : | ))
  586. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  587. Hughes: Now see if I were here
  588. Hughes: That would be unnecessary
  589. Hughes: With my every single Cure spell
  590. Sen: Um, are you still feeling a bit hurt? I have a spare Light Wounds potion if you want....
  591. Ci: I'm fine Sen, thank you though *nod*
  592. Spirit Finne: ....
  593. Spirit Finne: I can't even drink potions anymore can I? Man, that's gonna be inconvenient as all hell.
  594. Ci: Wow...this may take a while to get through..
  595. Spirit Finne: Guess I could look ahead, if you need me to.
  596. Spirit Finne: Doubt anything could even SMELL me.
  597. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+17 = 17 + 17 = 34 »
  598. Spirit Finne: Welp, there's a bigass grey thing up there....
  599. Ci: Grey thing? What's it look like?
  600. Spirit Finne: Urrr..has a horn on it. Big feet, built like a tank.
  601. Spirit Finne: Actually it has a lot of horns.
  602. Ci: Sounds like a rhino...or maybe an ancient one or somethin...*nod*
  603. Spirit Finne: All I know is it's spiky as hell.
  604. Spirit Finne: Don't want to fight it alone though.
  605. Sen: Don't worry, I'm sure we can take 'em!
  606. Sen: What's a little Rhino to us at this point?
  607. Ci: I'd feel safer if we could sneak past it....just because they can be stupidly aggressive...but hrmmm..
  608. Spirit Finne: It's kind of blocking the path.
  609. Spirit Finne: ....
  610. Spirit Finne: YOUR path.
  611. Sen: Hmm...well maybe we can try climbing that wall?
  612. Ci: Or maybe that big ol' spine up there...
  613. Spirit Finne: Oh, and there also seemed to be a little hut
  614. Spirit Finne: Next to it.
  615. Spirit Finne: Well, in that turn in the path...
  616. Sen: Hmm..we should keep a lookout...
  617. Sen: So what do we do? Climb the spine or up the walls?
  618. Ci: Hmmm...split up? It can't be two places at once *nod* Plus...whoever's safe can distract it.
  619. Spirit Finne: ...Sure, this seems like a genius idea.
  620. Spirit Finne: I'm just gonna fly around, okay?
  621. Spirit Finne: (( not tha you can even SEE me ))
  622. Ci: Well we can't all be dead puffball.
  623. Spirit Finne: Eh, you're just jealous.
  624. Sen: So uh...who's gonna take who's side?
  625. Ci: Hmm...I'll go straight.
  626. Sen: Alright, good luck. I'll just climb here.
  627. Ci: *stealth*
  628. Sen: « 1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24 »
  629. Sen: Alright, there bushes seem safe enough. I'll just try and distract him if he makes any sudden movements....
  630. Spirit Finne: (( I see Finne's face as a constant http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/961/tumblr_lnvvueuSsj1qcj56b.png ))
  631. Spirit Finne: (( and I am not sure why ))
  632. Sen: (( how fitting ))
  633. Ci: *reaches spine, climb check* « 1d20+3+9 = 20 + 3 + 9 = 32 »
  634. Ci: (( I assume I rocket up the spine at the speed of light, gonna make a supersonic woman out of me. ))
  635. tirkaroKujo: You rocket up the spine so hard, you cause it to crumble down over the poor Rhinocerous, killing it instantly
  636. Spirit Finne: (( CANON (D) ))
  637. tirkaroKujo: Yeah you make it up there
  638. Ci: (( I lol'd. ))
  639. Spirit Finne: *DUDE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO ANYTHING (HIPPO)*
  640. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+17 = 20 + 17 = 37 »
  641. Spirit Finne: (( *SEES FOREVER* ))
  642. Spirit Finne: *
  643. Ci: *stealths up*
  644. Rhino: « 1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13 »
  645. Rhino: ???
  646. Harpy: *Minding own business*
  647. Spirit Finne: (( I needed 37 Perception to notice her (FEDUP) ))
  648. Ci: *sneak sneak*
  649. tirkaroKujo: Okay, the Harpy's house is quite lavish for the middle of the jungle
  650. tirkaroKujo: There seems to be a lot of western design specs within it
  651. Spirit Finne: Er...hello? I'm uh, sorry to bother you....
  652. Ci: Hrm....end of the line....*whispered*
  653. Harpy: Oh, hello! Are you here to listen to my song?
  654. Harpy: I'm not on tour yet, but I'm always glad to meet a fan!
  655. Spirit Finne: Uh...yes! And, um, as a fan, I'd also like to know if you've seen any weird people around here? Different from those tribal people?
  656. Harpy: Weird people? Well, there was this really weird guy up ahead. Looking for someone named....finny or something.
  657. Harpy: Finn was his name? He was kind of annoying.
  658. Spirit Finne: ...wait...what?
  659. Spirit Finne: Did you say....his name was Finne?
  660. Harpy: No, his name was something else.
  661. Spirit Finne: Or the person he was looking for?
  662. Harpy: Never got his name really.
  663. Spirit Finne: Oh, well that makes more sense..what did he look like?
  664. Spirit Finne: (( mfw it's Jack ))
  665. Ci: (( >Looking for Finne ))
  666. Ci: (( >Not Ci ))
  667. Ci: (( (cry2) ))
  668. Harpy: Let's see...he was strange, wore an orange-ish suit with a scarf
  669. Harpy: Also had blonde hair
  670. Spirit Finne: (( NARUTO, YOU SON OF A BITCH (D) ))
  671. Harpy: Or maybe....it was a green suit with an orange scarf?
  672. Harpy: * (D)
  673. Spirit Finne: *mfw I actually can't remember those people*
  674. Spirit Finne: *must be the whole death thing*
  675. Harpy: Either way, that doesn't matter. You're here to listen to my song!
  676. Spirit Finne: ...r-right, I am....
  677. Harpy: Mi mi mi mi miiiiii~
  678. Harpy: *The harpy proceeds to let out a dire, horrific wail that pierces everyone's senses and leaves them shriveling in pain. Everyone within a 100 foot radius must make a will save to keep sanity*
  679. Spirit Finne: (( >mfw I feed off of fear and pain ))
  680. Ci: (( Will is con? ))
  681. Spirit Finne: (( Will is Wis ))
  682. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 »
  683. Sen: « 1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24 »
  684. Spirit Finne: (( « 18+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » right it doesn't include that ))
  685. Rhino: « 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »
  686. Ci: « 1d20+3+2 = 3 + 3 + 2 = 8 »
  687. Ci: (( Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ))
  688. Spirit Finne: (( AHAHAHAHAHAHA ))
  689. tirkaroKujo: Ci is temporarily deafened
  690. Ci: (( Also, I miscalc'd ))
  691. Ci: (( That mod is only +1 ))
  692. Spirit Finne: (( so a whole 6 ))
  693. Ci: *7
  694. Spirit Finne: (( Tirk: Scratch that, Ci is permanently deafened ))
  695. Ci: (( PC just can't count. ))
  696. Spirit Finne: (( derp ))
  697. Spirit Finne: (( I thought your will save was the 2 ))
  698. Spirit Finne: (( and the mod was the three ))
  699. Ci: (( It went up to three last level. ))
  700. Spirit Finne: (( right ))
  701. Ci: *ONLY HEARS RINGING* Oh God what?!
  702. Spirit Finne: Ghrk.....
  703. Rhino: ????! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
  704. Ci: (( If you wanted to be a dick, you could just secret message back and forth. (HIPPO) ))
  705. Spirit Finne: That was, uh....*shakes entire self because I am only a head* Um....great....
  706. Harpy: Oh my! What's that thing?
  707. Rhino: *WELP TIME TO ME TO TAKE 9001 HOURS LOOKING UP CHARGES ON THE WIKI*
  708. Spirit Finne: It...must have been attracted by your song...
  709. Spirit Finne: (poor fella)
  710. Rhino: « 1d20+8+2 = 15 + 8 + 2 = 25 »
  711. Rhino: « 2d6+9 = 11 + 9 = 20 » FUCK YOU
  712. Spirit Finne: (( @me or her ))
  713. Rhino: (( it hits you both (D) ))
  714. Spirit Finne: *skillfully dodges*
  715. Harpy: Ah! *Falls back into house*
  716. Sen: Aw crap! Looks like we failed!
  717. Spirit Finne: Whoa! Hey, buddy, you just can't go around doing that!
  718. Rhino: « 1d20 = 19 » init
  719. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20 »
  720. Sen: « 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
  721. Sen: Ci! Are you there? Ci!?
  722. Ci: *DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON*(...Oh god the ringing....I can't hear anything....!)
  723. Spirit Finne: ...oh boy, I'm gonna have to do this myself ain't I....
  724. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 7 »
  725. Sen: (( was that an attack or summin ))
  726. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 8 + 16 = 24 » right
  727. Sen: (( m ))
  728. Spirit Finne: (( it is touch attack BTW ))
  729. Spirit Finne: (( hippo ))
  730. Spirit Finne: Come and get me, stocky!
  731. Rhino: (MAD)
  732. Rhino: « 1d20+8+2 = 15 + 8 + 2 = 25 » *Charges at spine*
  733. Rhino: « 2d6+9 = 7 + 9 = 16 »
  734. Ci: (( Oh God I'm dead. ))
  735. Rhino: *Causes the spine to crumble*
  736. Spirit Finne: >mfw tht would miss me
  737. Spirit Finne: (( You should get a reflex save, MT ))
  738. Spirit Finne: (( wary ))
  739. Rhino: (( so yeah make a really, really low reflex save ))
  740. Ci: « 1d20+3+6 = 3 + 3 + 6 = 12 »
  741. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+12+14 = 18 + 12 + 14 = 44 »
  742. Ci: (( : | ))
  743. Ci: (( Yes, we get it, you're busted as fuck. ))
  744. Rhino: « 1d6 = 1 »
  745. Spirit Finne: (( I have asstastically low Fort saves though (WARY) ))
  746. Ci: (( What is it? (HIPPO) ))
  747. Spirit Finne: (( +3 total ))
  748. Spirit Finne: (( IE same as regular Finne's Reflex save ))
  749. Ci: (( Yeah, that's what I've got too bucko (HIPPO) ))
  750. Spirit Finne: (( You should have at least +4 ))
  751. Spirit Finne: (( +3 from class +1 from mod ))
  752. Spirit Finne: (( I don't HAVE a con mod ))
  753. Sen: « 1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28 »« 1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17 »« 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 » Aw, damn you!
  754. Sen: « 1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »« 1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
  755. Ci: *screams and falls* (Oh God, oh God, oh God....) « 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 »
  756. Ci: *init*
  757. Spirit Finne: (( Deafened gives you penalties on init (HIPPO) ))
  758. Spirit Finne: (( I think ))
  759. Sen: (( -4 penalty ))
  760. Ci: (( So eleven ))
  761. Ci: (( Yeah, fuck you PC. ))
  762. Ci: (( You harpy fucker (CRS) ))
  763. Sen: (( so yes, finnys turn ))
  764. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+16 = 18 + 16 = 34 »
  765. Spirit Finne: « 2d8 = 10 »
  766. Spirit Finne: (( also that cannot crit, I don't think ))
  767. Spirit Finne: (( or at least it doesn't say if it can ))
  768. Sen: (( it cannot\ ))
  769. Spirit Finne: Oh, and uh, guys....
  770. Spirit Finne: Apparently someone's looking...for ME.
  771. Rhino: « 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 »@Sen FUCK YOU
  772. Spirit Finne: Some guy in....an orange coat....with a scarf...and that sounds bad...
  773. Rhino: « 2d6+9 = 5 + 9 = 14 »
  774. Spirit Finne: Or a green coat..
  775. Ci: *Iooks around* ?!...
  776. Spirit Finne: (( clearly I just POSSESS JACK ))
  777. Spirit Finne: (( and become USELESS ))
  778. Sen: Ghrrk! Can't we talk about this later!?
  779. Sen: (( Ci's turn ))
  780. Spirit Finne: Well this thing ain't ex--oh right it can actually attack you people...
  781. Spirit Finne: I didn't mean to get you two mixed up in this...
  782. Sen: (( that position is for flanking ))
  783. Ci: (( kay ))
  784. Ci: (( any penalties? ))
  785. tirkaroKujo: Nope
  786. Spirit Finne: (( not sure ))
  787. tirkaroKujo: A deafened character cannot hear. He takes a –4 penalty on initiative checks, automatically fails Perception checks based on sound, takes a –4 penalty on opposed Perception checks, and has a 20% chance of spell failure when casting spells with verbal components. Characters who remain deafened for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
  788. Ci: « 1d20+3+6 = 7 + 3 + 6 = 16 »
  789. tirkaroKujo: Hits
  790. Ci: (( Nope, carry on. ))
  791. Ci: (( Huh ))
  792. Ci: « 1d6+3+5d6 = 5 + 3 + 17 = 25 »
  793. Rhino: D'OH!
  794. Spirit Finne: (( is it just me ))
  795. Spirit Finne: (( or do you ALWAYS get 17 on the sneak attack roll ))
  796. Rhino: 1200 exp
  797. Spirit Finne: Well...I sorta told you...
  798. Ci: *panicking* I...I can't hear!
  799. Sen: Ci! Are you okay!? Speak to me!
  800. Sen: What the hell was that noise?
  801. Spirit Finne: .....
  802. Spirit Finne: Nobody knows....
  803. Sen: Come on Ci....can't you hear me at all?
  804. Ci: *looks at in confusion* All....all I can hear is ringing...!
  805. Sen: Dammit! Your hearing can't go away now!
  806. Sen: Damn....whatever made that noise....it must have been rather powerful....
  807. Spirit Finne: Er...yeah...I'll be right back...
  808. Harpy: *Brushes self off* Oww....I just washed that gown....
  809. Ci: *whimper*....what if I can never hear again...?
  810. Spirit Finne: You, uh...might not want t odo that...if it can call creatures to you... Well at least you seem..not dead.
  811. Spirit Finne: (( BITCH I WAS BLIND ))
  812. Spirit Finne: (( STUFF IT (D) ))
  813. Ci: (( Yes. And you cured it. ))
  814. Ci: (( BY DYING ))
  815. Spirit Finne: (( BY DYING (D) ))
  816. Sen: D-don't say that Ci....you're gonna be alright....
  817. Harpy: Of course not! If I were to die, how would I go on-tour?
  818. Harpy: Everyone in the forest must hear my wonderful song!
  819. Spirit Finne: .....Yeah...um...well, thanks for that...performance. It was most definitely something. But uh, I really just came to make sure you were okay...I gotta go now.
  820. Harpy: Bye bye! You sure you don't want an Autograph or something?
  821. Spirit Finne: (Didn't Ci say she need paper?) Actually, that sounds like a good idea
  822. Harpy: Great! *Takes out stationary* To my adoring fan.....
  823. Harpy: Um, what's your name?
  824. Spirit Finne: ....that would be Finne.
  825. Harpy: Yes, to my adoring fan, Finne....hey, that's the name that weird guy was talking about! You should go meet him!
  826. Harpy: With all love, peace, and tolerance, Harpy~.
  827. Harpy: Here you go!
  828. Spirit Finne: Thank you....And yes, I should go find him...
  829. Spirit Finne: *THE HELL DO I HOLD THIS*
  830. Harpy: (( i dunno but it's less than 1 pound ))
  831. Harpy: (( I guess it just sticks on you PPG style ))
  832. Spirit Finne: (( I can carry 3 pounds (SAD) ))
  833. Spirit Finne: *takes* Thanks! I've really gotta go, er, find that guy, though.
  834. Harpy: Bye bye cutie~!
  835. Spirit Finne: (Why is it that people only like me once I'm dead?)
  836. Sen: Come on....come on, you can still hear something, right?
  837. Ci: (( I think you're more of a douche now that you're dead. ))
  838. Ci: *looks at confused*...?
  839. Spirit Finne: (( He's supposed to be ))
  840. Spirit Finne: (( As he's now a creature that feeds entirely on fear and pain ))
  841. Sen: *Starts tearing up* You can't.....you can't!
  842. tirkaroKujo: Indeed you cannot
  843. tirkaroKujo: Because deafness has worn off
  844. Ci: *shakes head* I can't what?
  845. Sen: You can't...you can't go- hey! Did you just hear me?
  846. Ci: I guess I did! And the ringing stopped too!
  847. Sen: *Hugs* Please don't scare me like that again!
  848. Ci: *hug* Sorry, I didn't mean to ehehe...felt like my ears exploded there for a bit though...
  849. Spirit Finne: Uhh...sorry to interrupt....
  850. Spirit Finne: But this is kind of important...
  851. Spirit Finne: I can't see too well with this paper sticking over my eyeballs.....
  852. Ci: *rips paper off* Hmmmmmmmm...what's this?
  853. Spirit Finne: I remembered you needed paper. Took desperate measures.
  854. Spirit Finne: And...that's not the only thing...
  855. Spirit Finne: Apparently some guy in a...green or orange coat is looking for me.
  856. Spirit Finne: Me specifically....
  857. Spirit Finne: A guy with a scarf...and blond hair....
  858. Sen: That....that sounds like....
  859. Spirit Finne: Yeah.....that's what I thought too....
  860. Ci: So I guess my hunch was right about exactly what we changed...
  861. Spirit Finne: But boy is he gonna be surprised....
  862. Spirit Finne: Though how did he even know my name...
  863. Spirit Finne: (( also Brb ))
  864. Ci: I'm still not sure how changing the past affected Sen's outfit too..
  865. Sen: What? No, my old outfit got ruined.
  866. Sen: Er, new.....outfit
  867. Sen: I had to put back on my old getup which I kept on me somehow.
  868. Ci: Ah...the wonders of time travel...*nod*
  869. Spirit Finne: *turns invisible* Alright, well, I'm sure you people don't want to meet him....but I'm gonna go see if I can find the guy, alright? Or at least scout ahead a bit.
  870. Sen: Hmm, okay. I guess he really is still alive....damn
  871. Spirit Finne: Well...could be someone else....never know...
  872. Ci: I've seen enough weird stuff within the past few days to not be surprised by this really...
  873. Spirit Finne: Well, I'll know soon enough I guess...
  874. Spirit Finne: « 1d20+17 = 11 + 17 = 28 »
  875. Spirit Finne: (( so nothng around? Alright ))
  876. Spirit Finne: (( .......... ))
  877. Julian: *Looks around*
  878. Spirit Finne: (( Hippo ))
  879. Spirit Finne: ...who's that?
  880. Ci: You comin' Sen?
  881. Julian: Oh...where could you be...? Where could you be.....?
  882. Spirit Finne: What's wrong with you?
  883. Julian: AAAH! Who said that!?
  884. Spirit Finne: What the hell are you talking about?! I'm---oh right
  885. Julian: Eek! A spirit!
  886. Spirit Finne: Yes a spirit! Listen, you seen a weird guy around here? Wearing a scarf, green shirt, with blon----......
  887. Spirit Finne: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
  888. Julian: Eek! More people!
  889. Julian: Oh, never mind that though?!
  890. Ci: Eek. A dork.
  891. Julian: I'm looking for someone named Finne. Have you seen him around here?
  892. Spirit Finne: ..........................
  893. Spirit Finne: REALLY?!
  894. Spirit Finne: You've got to be shitting me!
  895. Julian: Oh d-d-dear! Did I just strike a chord! I'm sorry!
  896. Spirit Finne: ....Ergh....agh....
  897. Ci: What if I told you that Finne...was right here?!
  898. Spirit Finne: Well...you're better than the alternative...
  899. Julian: Here? Where is he?
  900. Spirit Finne: That...good god.
  901. Spirit Finne: That's me.
  902. Julian: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  903. Spirit Finne: Why are you looking for me?!
  904. Julian: What happened to you Finne!?
  905. Ci: What if I told you I was Fin-oh....boo, you're no fun.
  906. Julian: You met a most unfortunate fate here!
  907. Spirit Finne: Who are you
  908. Spirit Finne: ?
  909. Spirit Finne: I've never seen you before in my life!
  910. Spirit Finne: ...
  911. Spirit Finne: Or my death!
  912. Julian: Oh, whatever! Ghost or no ghost, you must come with me!
  913. Spirit Finne: ...
  914. Julian: The king will have my head on a pike if you don't come!
  915. Spirit Finne: You're somehow quicker on the uptake than mos---WHAT.
  916. Spirit Finne: Oooh no, I don't want anything to do with any more kings!@
  917. Ci: Your king wants to see fishmallow?
  918. Spirit Finne: Stop that.....
  919. Julian: Yes! He does want to see him! We require him!
  920. Spirit Finne: Why?
  921. Sen: Huh.....um.....
  922. Spirit Finne: Why do you want ME?!
  923. Spirit Finne: How do you even know me?!
  924. Julian: Nevermind that! Time is of the essence! You must come back to the kingdom pronot!
  925. Julian: *pronto
  926. Julian: G-guys! I found him! I finally found Finne!
  927. Fishman 3: SHAAAA. GOOD HUMAN.
  928. Spirit Finne: ..wait, what?
  929. Fishman 3: YOU FINALLY MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
  930. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  931. Ci: GAH! *hides behind Sen*
  932. Haze: Oh man this is gonna be great.
  933. Julian: Hurry up Finne! I won't live much longer if you don't come!
  934. Spirit Finne: Son of a bitch!
  935. Sen: Eek! Hey, relax, it's just a few fishy people....as random as that may be....
  936. Spirit Finne: Why don't you just run?!
  937. Ci: Noooooononononono fishmen...! *shudders*
  938. Julian: I can't run! I have a duty to serve to the king!
  939. Fishman 3: COME ON FINNE! WE'RE JUST AS BONED WITHOUT YOU!
  940. Fishman 2: I'[M TOO YOUNG TO BE FISH FILLET!
  941. Julian: Come on, take my hand Finne!....or....just kinda latch onto it...or something....
  942. Sen: Relax Ci, it's gonna be allright....
  943. Spirit Finne: ....God damn all you people. And he'd do it, too, Cayden...well, whatever. Guess I got no choice.
  944. Julian: Okay! Let's get going to the Kingdom!
  945. Sen: Um, Ci....I think they're taking Finne now....
  946. Spirit Finne: Let goame!
  947. Spirit Finne: I can float by myself!
  948. Ci: *'Nam flashbacks to last fishman ordeal*
  949. Ci: I-...I told you about the fishman thing..right? *sniffle*
  950. Spirit Finne: (( considering we're going underwater ))
  951. Spirit Finne: (( and you two need to BREATH ))
  952. Spirit Finne: (( I doubt you can follow anyhow ))
  953. Sen: (( and yet you both somehow went to the first underwater kingdom ))
  954. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  955. Sen: Um yeah, think it was when you....oh....right.....
  956. Sen: I'm....sorry....
  957. Ci: *rocks* So fishy.....
  958. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  959. Haze: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad.
  960. Haze: It was more hilarious than anything, with that random wild west shootout where nobody hit anyone.
  961. Julian: Alright King! We finally found Prince Finne!
  962. tirkaroKujo: ???: WHAT!? YOU DID!? FINALLY!
  963. Spirit Finne: ...I don't like the sound of---
  964. Spirit Finne: WAIT WHAT?!
  965. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  966. tirkaroKujo: brb
  967. tirkaroKujo: aaand back
  968. Julian: Yes, the prince is finally here, just in time!
  969. King Bastardon: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT JUST IN TIME!
  970. Spirit Finne: WHAT?!
  971. Spirit Finne: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
  972. King Bastardon: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU FINNE!
  973. Julian: Um, well....uh...you see....
  974. King Bastardon: DEAR GOD
  975. King Bastardon: IT'S EVERYTHING THAT A FEARED
  976. King Bastardon: YOU WENT ON A -DIET-
  977. King Bastardon: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
  978. Julian: Um....yeah, I guess so
  979. King Bastardon: WHATEVER
  980. Spirit Finne: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
  981. King Bastardon: ANYWAY, IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR YOUR MARRIAGE, PRINCE FINNE!
  982. Spirit Finne: (( Wait I can fight my way out of here easily ))
  983. Spirit Finne: (( I'm electric type ))
  984. Spirit Finne: (( and he's a gyarados ))
  985. King Bastardon: SOON THE TITLE OF KING SHALL BE PASSED ONTO YOU!
  986. King Bastardon: AND I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO RETIRE
  987. Spirit Finne: What are you people talking about?!
  988. Julian: Well yes, don't you remember Finne?
  989. Julian: You're getting married today. Don't tell me your forgot!
  990. Julian: *you forgot
  991. King Bastardon: GREAT TIMING! THE ACCOMPANIMENT IS COMING RIGHT NOW!
  992. Fishman 6: *Sniff* I always cry at weddings. *sniff*
  993. Spirit Finne: ...................
  994. Spirit Finne: (Oh god I'm so boned....)
  995. Fishman 2: Quick! Here comes the bride!
  996. Spirit Finne: (( Gorg is a ? ))
  997. Kittie: *Dun duun duun duuun* I'm so happy I could burst!
  998. Spirit Finne: (( I assume it is the real bride ))
  999. Gorg: yes
  1000. Kittie: Where is my wonderful prince?
  1001. Julian: Here he is!
  1002. Kittie: Oh wow Finne! You really took my diet advice to heart!
  1003. Spirit Finne: ....yes....right to the soul....
  1004. Kittie: Come now! We must walk the altar to the beginning of the rest of our lives!
  1005. Spirit Finne: (WELL NOW WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?!)
  1006. Spirit Finne: (( CI, SEN, YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE (FEDUP) ))
  1007. Haze: They're too busy being deaf again
  1008. Haze: Because of that harpy
  1009. Ci: FIIIISHMEN (crying)
  1010. Ci: (( We're nowhere near you. ))
  1011. Ci: (( And yes, fishmen trauma ))
  1012. Haze: (( TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES ))
  1013. Haze: *
  1014. Haze: MT: JOE TRAUMA (SHOCK)
  1015. Spirit Finne: (All those days of being called a fish....
  1016. Spirit Finne: )
  1017. Kittie: Hurry up Finne! We don't have all day!
  1018. Spirit Finne: (( Welp, time for the trusty die. As I'm not really sure what would be more hilarious ))
  1019. Spirit Finne: « 1d2 = 1 »
  1020. Spirit Finne: (( looks like I'm going with it ))
  1021. Kittie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbM1XDr1s98
  1022. Kittie: (( "Battle" theme ))
  1023. Spirit Finne: (Maaaan...I don'
  1024. Spirit Finne: (t wanna do this...but I don't wanna get eaten either....)
  1025. King Bastardon: NOW WE HAVE GATHERED HERE IN HOLY MATRIMONY....
  1026. Fishman 6: *BLOWS NOSE*
  1027. King Bastardon: DO YOU, KITTIE, TAKE PRINCE FINNE TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
  1028. Kittie: I do!
  1029. Spirit Finne: (I'm so dead....)
  1030. King Bastardon: AND DO YOU, PRINCE FINNE, PROMISE TO MAKE KITTIE THE HAPPIEST QUEEN ON THE FACE ON IAPETUS?!
  1031. Ci: (( >mfw this is the best thing in Finne's life. ))
  1032. Spirit Finne: (( this is one way to get rid of a character ))
  1033. Spirit Finne: (SOOOO DEAD. Whatever, let's run with this till it runs out. Maybe bein a prince won't be so bad.) I do...
  1034. King Bastardon: IF ANYONE BELIEVES THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED OR SOMETHING, SPEAK NOW OR-
  1035. Fishman 7: HOLD IT! HOOOOLD IT!
  1036. Fishman 7: WE HAVE COME UNDER A DILEMMA! A DILEMMA KING BASTARDON!
  1037. King Bastardon: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
  1038. Fishman 7: UH, WELL YOU SEE....
  1039. Prince Finne: JUST WHAT THE YANKEE DOODLE DANDY IS GOIN' ON!?
  1040. Spirit Finne: (( oh man he's so gay ))
  1041. Spirit Finne: WHAT IS GOIN ON?!
  1042. Kittie: OH MY! IT'S FINNE!
  1043. Kittie: BUT UH...THIS IS ALSO FINNE!
  1044. King Bastardon: DEAR GOD
  1045. King Bastardon: WHICH ONE IS WHICH!?
  1046. Prince Finne: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
  1047. Spirit Finne: (( THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW ))
  1048. Prince Finne: I AM PRINCE FINNE! THIS IS AN IMPOSTOR!
  1049. Kittie: But uuuh....
  1050. Ci: *pokes surface of water* Fiiiiiiiiiiinne....Fiiiiiiiiiiiiinne....
  1051. Spirit Finne: Objection! A true man would do anything for his woman! And you, sir, have clearly not dieted any time soon!
  1052. Spirit Finne: (( lately* ))
  1053. Kittie: Yes, you're right! You have not lost a pound!
  1054. Kittie: In fact, you actualy GAINED weight!
  1055. Prince Finne: BUT- UM- COME ON BABY!
  1056. Prince Finne: YOU KNOW I CAN LOSE IT ANYTIME I WANT!
  1057. Kittie: Yeah THAT'S an excuse, sure!
  1058. Spirit Finne: Objection! If you could do that, you'd have already done it!
  1059. Spirit Finne: That much should be obvious!
  1060. Kittie: Take this impostor away gentlemen!
  1061. Gorg: Aye aye
  1062. Prince Finne: OH COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
  1063. Prince Finne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1064. Spirit Finne: (Why do I suddenly wish I had a finger to point...?)
  1065. Prince Finne: *flops out*
  1066. Spirit Finne: (AND WHY THE HELL DID I DO THAT)
  1067. King Bastardon: GREAT. NOW THAT THAT'S OVER WITH.
  1068. King Bastardon: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
  1069. Kittie: *Puckers up*
  1070. Ci: *stares at*.....the hell are you?
  1071. Prince Finne: Waaaaah!
  1072. Prince Finne: I get no respect! No respect I say!
  1073. Prince Finne: Now I've been REPLACED!
  1074. Prince Finne: I am no longer the Fish Prince! I am now just a mere washed-up salmon!
  1075. Prince Finne: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1076. Spirit Finne: (Eh, why the hell not. I'm dead, I can't be picky. Maybe life as a prince'll be fun.)
  1077. Spirit Finne: (Or king...and -eternity- as a king...)
  1078. Ci: You're a salmon?
  1079. Sen: You look kinda...huh.
  1080. Spirit Finne: *sure why not; kisses fishgirl*
  1081. Ci: I thought you were just some...weird...pink dolphin...
  1082. Julian: *Claps* Yaaaaaay
  1083. Fishman 6: *BREAKS DOWN INTO UNCONTROLLABLE SOBS*
  1084. Kittie: We're now just married!
  1085. Gorg: I always knew you could do it honey-bun!
  1086. Kittie: Thanks dad!
  1087. Ci: Also, shouldn't you be dying considering you're not in water? *ponders*
  1088. Spirit Finne: Yeah...this the happiest day of my life! (It's really sad that I can say that with a straight face.... Man my life has sucked so far...)
  1089. tirkaroKujo: And with that, Finne became the brand new King of Bastardon Kingdom.
  1090. tirkaroKujo: Every day he is treated like royalty despite being a spongey thing
  1091. Spirit Finne: (( I could possess people (CHEW) ))
  1092. Spirit Finne: (( clearly that's just a job for someone ))
  1093. Spirit Finne: (( be possessed by the prince ))
  1094. tirkaroKujo: And thus, the man who had never seen a lake until now ironically spends his days eternally underwater, and could not be happier
  1095. Prince Finne: Well, I am a simple Fishman, see!
  1096. Prince Finne: I USED to be the great fish prince going on fish KING!
  1097. Prince Finne: But that is no longer a possibility!
  1098. Prince Finne: OH WOE IS ME!
  1099. Prince Finne: What shall I do now!?
  1100. Haze: That was the weirdest character ending I've ever seen.
  1101. Hughes: Don't knock it.... Till you try it.
  1102. Hughes: (( clearly in this world ))
  1103. Hughes: (( Hughes was just on the boat ))
  1104. Prince Finne: OH MAN, SOMEONE GIVE ME DIRECTION
  1105. Ci: Wonder what happened to Finne....*ignores*
  1106. Prince Finne: DAMMIT LADY
  1107. Prince Finne: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO FINNE!
  1108. Prince Finne: I AM FINNE!
  1109. Sen: You're....Finne?
  1110. Prince Finne: YES! CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME!?
  1111. Ci: So you went from a green blob to an actual fishy?
  1112. Hughes: (( brb here als ))
  1113. Hughes: (( o ))
  1114. Prince Finne: G-Green blob!? How did you know just what childhood birth defect I h-
  1115. Prince Finne: I mean, that is unimportant!
  1116. Prince Finne: I am Finne! And this is what happened to me! I have been reduced....to THIS!
  1117. Prince Finne: *A BLOO BLOO*
  1118. Ci: Well you're whiny like Finne...although you're kinda chubbier too...
  1119. Hughes: (( why is maptool loading so slowly now ))
  1120. Hughes: (( give me a second ))
  1121. Phatthrice is disconnected.
  1122. Prince Finne: CH-CHUBBY!? I SWEAR I CAN LOSE IT ANY TIME I WANT!
  1123. Phatthrice has connected.
  1124. Prince Finne: CH-CHUBBY!? I SWEAR I CAN LOSE IT ANY TIME I WANT!
  1125. Phatthrice: there we go
  1126. Ci: *shrugs* I prefered you as fishmallow Finne.
  1127. Prince Finne: F-FISHMALLOW?! HOW DID YOU ALSO KNOW MY NICKNAME FROM 2ND GRADE?
  1128. Haze: Bitches are psychic.
  1129. Haze: Take that any way you please
  1130. Flashback Mizumaya: FISHMALLOW! FISHMALLOW!
  1131. Prince Finne: OOOH GOD THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK! NOOOOOOOO!
  1132. Flashback Mizumaya: HEY THERE FISHMALLOW! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH DUBLOONS!
  1133. Prince Finne: WAAAAAAAH, JUST TAKE IT!
  1134. Prince Finne: *Throws 20 gp at Ci*
  1135. Ci: I think Finne went crazy Sen...
  1136. Sen: Really? He seems just as normal as ever.
  1137. Ci: *shrugs* Guess so. Well then, shall we continue on?
  1138. Ci: We still have our crew members to find...
  1139. Sen: Yeah, sure. We really gotta get to that.
  1140. Hughes: Sure I'll just go with being a bartender on a pirate ship
  1141. Hughes: Nothing can go wrong there
  1142. Prince Finne: Ah! Well, it seems at least I have been accepted among here!
  1143. Prince Finne: Truly, the human world is where I really belong!
  1144. tirkaroKujo: And with that, our heroes continue on into the jungle in search of dear friends
  1145. tirkaroKujo: What will happen to them? And just how will not-Finne fit in among here? And just what kind of crazy bartender will meet them next episode?
  1146. tirkaroKujo: FIND OUT! On the next episode of Tirk DND Z!
  1147. Spirit Finne: Welp that was indeed the oddest ending ever
  1148. tirkaroKujo: *NERR NERR NEER NEER NER ENRNENRRR*
  1149. Spirit Finne: But it works
  1150. tirkaroKujo: Okay, well
  1151. tirkaroKujo: Wow
  1152. tirkaroKujo: This is entirely what happens when I rely on improv
  1153. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  1154. tirkaroKujo: I'm sorry
  1155. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  1156. Spirit Finne: I'm not blamin ya
  1157. Spirit Finne: I'll live with it
  1158. tirkaroKujo: Somehow it always involves getting married to fish
  1159. tirkaroKujo: I have problems to work out
  1160. Spirit Finne: Except this time
  1161. Spirit Finne: It actually happened
  1162. tirkaroKujo: Yes
  1163. tirkaroKujo: Finne now gets to tap as much fish lady pussy as he wants
  1164. tirkaroKujo: Do Will o Wisps even have dicks though?
  1165. tirkaroKujo: I'll just assume so
  1166. Spirit Finne: Probably. Though, I can possess people anyways.
  1167. Ci: That's not gonna help much though
  1168. Ci: Random fishman starts banging the princess.
  1169. Ci: Immediately executed
  1170. Spirit Finne: Again
  1171. tirkaroKujo: *Goes back and reads*
  1172. Spirit Finne: It would be a job
  1173. Spirit Finne: (D)
  1174. tirkaroKujo: Yes, I am
  1175. tirkaroKujo: Really
  1176. tirkaroKujo: Realy sorry for this whole session
  1177. tirkaroKujo: God damn
  1178. Spirit Finne: Save the log
  1179. Spirit Finne: This is best log
  1180. tirkaroKujo: Did just that
  1181. Spirit Finne: Oh well
  1182. Spirit Finne: Finne + Hughes would be pretty overpowered
  1183. tirkaroKujo: Yes
  1184. tirkaroKujo: They would be
  1185. Spirit Finne: Even if Hughes' damage is weak as shit without spells
  1186. Ci: I'm wondering how long it'll be before Whiny Finne gets eaten by dogs (chew)
  1187. Spirit Finne: Actually never mind
  1188. Spirit Finne: Hughes' damage is just horrible
  1189. Spirit Finne: He has no offensive spells except the Summon ones
  1190. Spirit Finne: He can however do lots of bullshit
  1191. Spirit Finne: Like Chain of Perdition and Pilfering Hand
  1192. tirkaroKujo: Good
  1193. tirkaroKujo: You'll synergize much better with the rest of the party then (HIPPO)
  1194. Spirit Finne: The rest of the party can't do damage either (HIPPO)
  1195. tirkaroKujo: Exactly
  1196. Spirit Finne: One is a monk and the other is a rogue who refused to take Two Weapon Fighting
  1197. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1198. Hughes: *well actually I do have Thunderburst*
  1199. Hughes: *but it is 1/day*
  1200. Hughes: And offers a save
  1201. Julian: But yes
  1202. Hughes: But if they FAIL it they're deafened (D)
  1203. Hughes: And take 9d6 damage (D)
  1204. Julian: Consider Finne lucky as all balls
  1205. Hughes: Though deafened is terrible
  1206. Hughes: If combat has already started
  1207. Julian: By all means, he was supposed to -die- as soon as he stupidly stabbed himself in the heart
  1208. Julian: I seriously had to work my way around that because even I thought ending someone like that would be bullshit
  1209. Hughes: Clearly it still had some of Yuki's soul left in it (D)
  1210. Julian: So yes
  1211. Julian: Hendrix gets caught up in democracy, Finne ends up caught in fishy monarchy
  1212. Julian: Wait, no
  1213. Julian: Hendrix is technically a Dictator (HIPPO)
  1214. Hughes: (HIPPO)
  1215. Haze: Works for me
  1216. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1217. Hendrix: I think I make a good dictator (D)
  1218. Spirit Finne: And NEITHER ONE OF US
  1219. Spirit Finne: Earned our position
  1220. Spirit Finne: Yet people blindly follow us
  1221. Julian: Entirely because that extra CHR point dying gave you
  1222. Spirit Finne: Two actually (CHEW)
  1223. Julian: Clearly
  1224. Spirit Finne: Went from 10 to 14 (HIPPO)
  1225. Spirit Finne: Just upon DEATH
  1226. Spirit Finne: And yes
  1227. Spirit Finne: This cements Ci as the main character
  1228. Spirit Finne: And all my characters as tagalongs
  1229. Ci: Yay.
  1230. Spirit Finne: SEN is more of a main character than mine
  1231. Spirit Finne: Well
  1232. Tokens dropped onto map 'Eastern Woods'
  1233. Spirit Finne: At least the fishmen will be on good terms with Kilad
  1234. Spirit Finne: If ever a war breaks out, we got your backs (D)
  1235. Julian: TO THINK
  1236. Julian: THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDED
  1237. Julian: IF YOU JUST PICKED A LESS MOCKABLE NAME
  1238. Spirit Finne: Or if I rolled a 2
  1239. Spirit Finne: And revealed that I was the wrong Finne
  1240. Julian: That too
  1241. Spirit Finne: But yes
  1242. Spirit Finne: This ending defies all logic, yet is canon
  1243. Spirit Finne: If this ever gets made into an anime it will sell billions
  1244. Julian: Indeed
  1245. Hughes: Well
  1246. Hughes: At least I finally get to appear next session
  1247. Hughes: Two sessions late
  1248. Julian: Though really
  1249. Julian: I did not expect you to actually go through with marrying fishlady
  1250. Spirit Finne: Neither did I
  1251. Spirit Finne: But I did
  1252. Spirit Finne: And it worked out better than expected
  1253. Julian: lulz@Finne's new Label
  1254. Spirit Finne: Indeed
  1255. Spirit Finne: Though it begs the question
  1256. Spirit Finne: Why would a fishcouple
  1257. Spirit Finne: Name their daughter after a cat
  1258. Julian: Because
  1259. Julian: Catfish
  1260. Julian: Although she isn't a catfish
  1261. Haze: hippo
  1262. Haze: But yes, I can only wonder if Hughes will make it ot hend
  1263. Julian: Every PC character will just end up somehow taking over every continent
  1264. Hughes: I'd better, no attacks (D)
  1265. Hughes: ...right
  1266. Hughes: I have two down (D)
  1267. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1268. Lionel: >mfw Lionel becomes a king
  1269. Lionel: >country immediately starts 15 wars at once
  1270. Lionel: >Pathfinder devolves into a game of Risk
  1271. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1272. Arte2: Clearly Arte just becomes this world's Cayden Cailean
  1273. Arte2: IE random guy who somehow becomes a god
  1274. Julian: Also
  1275. Arte2: Continues to be a drunk
  1276. Arte2: And fight for freedom apparently
  1277. Julian: That one harry potter macro you used actually ended up being 100% non-ironically accurate in regards to today's random encounter
  1278. Arte2: Harry Potter?
  1279. Arte2: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/961/tumblr_lnvvueuSsj1qcj56b.png I linked this (WARY)
  1280. Arte2: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/961/tumblr_lnvvueuSsj1qcj56b.png
  1281. Arte2: Unless I linked something else
  1282. Julian: The one with the FUCK IS THAT FUCK ARE YOU
  1283. Arte2: Oh
  1284. Arte2: Right (HIPPO)
  1285. Arte2: http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/phatcat201/1334030938315.png
  1286. Arte2: indeed
  1287. Hughes: How many continents ARE there
  1288. Hendrix: *looks at map* None.
  1289. Hendrix: Also
  1290. Hendrix: Scumbag Ci never sent the message
  1291. Hendrix: Finne deafened you for that
  1292. Hendrix: You oculd at least honor that (D)
  1293. Julian: 7
  1294. Julian: 7 continents
  1295. Hendrix: Dammit
  1296. Hendrix: I only have six characters statted
  1297. Hendrix: And Tessa is level 1
  1298. Hendrix: Lionel is 6, Arte is 8 (CRS)
  1299. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1300. Tokens dropped onto map 'Nautical Underwater Kingdom'
  1301. Neil: WAit no, I have these two.
  1302. Daimon : Mostly
  1303. Hughes: But yes
  1304. Hughes: We will be doing no damage
  1305. Hughes: Outside of summons
  1306. Hughes: Which there will be plenty of come next level
  1307. Hughes: Wait I don't have SMV planned for next level
  1308. Hughes: Whatever
  1309. Hughes: Still got 3 and 4
  1310. Hughes: How goes it
  1311. Julian: Um I dunno
  1312. Kittie: Told you I would use this token eventually, somehow
  1313. Hughes: Indeed
  1314. Spirit Finne: And she just ended up becoming my wife
  1315. Spirit Finne: Khold would be so jealous
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