[S] Amdran: Follow Your Orders

==BEGIN==

DM_TZIVOS
As you step outside to survey the environment, you can more clearly see where you've been relocated to
You and your quarters have ended up on a level section of a large mountain, and an underwater volcano appears to have followed you into this world of mountains and giant stone jags
the volcano is a considerable distance away from your location, embedded in between multiple mountains and gargantuan stone jags
While you take some time to observe all of this, you begin to hear some mumbling and incoherent chattering
Amdran
Amdran looks around for what is making that noise.
DM_TZIVOS
Four impish creatures are climbing onto the platform you're on, their sights set on you
they quickly finish climbing and begin walking towards you
30 feet between you and the four imps, all standing adjacent to each other - roll initiative
!roll 4#1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=15 ]{17}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}, [ 1d20=16 ]{18}, [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
Amdran
!roll 1d20+0
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
DM_TZIVOS
turn order:
gas-can imp > sandbag imp 1 > you > sandbag imp 2 > foam imp
the fastest of the imps, which looks strangely metallic with an open lid on its head, runs up in melee range and tries clawing at you
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
but fails horrendously
it's followed by an imp whose entire body appears to be upholstered with the same material that sandbags are
it tries clawing at you
after running up adjacent to its metallic bud
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
but fails even worse than its friend and ends up smacking it instead
!roll 1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
your turn
Amdran
Amdran goes to pick on the sandbag imp while it's down, by punching it in the face.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
DM_TZIVOS
the punch lands hard and the imp rears in pain
Amdran
Amdran goes in for the combo.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Amdran
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
Your fist flies through the imp's face and it explodes into grist
Amdran
Amdran backs up ten feet.
end Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
You end up 20 feet away from the entrance to your quarters and 40 feet from the farthest imps
sandbag imp 2 runs up next to gas-can imp and tires out
the foam imp does the same
gas-can imp runs up to within 5 feet melee range and attacks again
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {14}
DM_TZIVOS
ties to player
its claw glances off of your bulletproof vest, dealing no damage
your turn
Amdran
Amdran attempt to combo the gas can imp, choosing to kick it instead of punching metal.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=3 ]{7}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
DM_TZIVOS
both attacks miss, and you fall prone after magnificently fucking up the second one
move?
Amdran
Amdran gets back up and doesn't move any more.
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The foam imp runs up next to gas-can imp and tries attacking, for once
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
but fails horrendously like everyone before
sandbag imp 2 does the same, running up next to gas-can imp and attacking you
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {7}
DM_TZIVOS
but also misses cuz imps suck
gas-can imp tries imitating you and kicking you
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
but it also fails
imps are truly deadly fighters, aren't they?
your turn
Amdran
Amdran blows his whistle and says:
Just!try!and!hit!me!you!damn!monsters!
And tries to intimidate.
!roll 2#1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+3 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{11}, [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
DM_TZIVOS
all three imps are mildly intimidated by what you said and suffer -1 to their attack rolls next turn
Amdran
He then punches the foam imp in the face.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
DM_TZIVOS
your fist blows the foam imp's face into smithereens, and it explodes into grist
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
sandbag imp 2 tries avenging its friend by punching you
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
but it fails hilariously
gas-can imp tries making up for its friend's combat deficiency
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {11}
DM_TZIVOS
but it fails that, too
your turn
Amdran
Amdran goes after the gas can imp, by attempting to combo kicks to it's torso.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{21}, [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 weakness
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
Your first kick connects and caves in the imp's metallic body in on itself before it explodes into grist
Amdran
Amdran turns to the final imp, ready for 1 on 1 combat.
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
sandbag imp 2 tries imitating you and kicking you
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
DM_TZIVOS
but fails
it looks sad
everyone is laughing at this pathetic imp
your turn
Amdran
Amdran attempts to put this imp out of it's misery.
Combo pucnhes to the face.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{21}, [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
DM_TZIVOS
first hits
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 resistance
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
The sandbag imp seemingly deflects or absorbs some of the force of your punch, but the punch still hits hard
Amdran
End turn.
DM_TZIVOS
sandbag imp retaliates with a punch of its own
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
DM_TZIVOS
it lands a pathetic punch
everyone is still laughing
your turn
Amdran
Here comes another punch.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
DM_TZIVOS
miss
Amdran
But here's another.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
DM_TZIVOS
CRIT
Amdran
!roll 2d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {6}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 resistance
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
DM_TZIVOS
You throw a fierce uppercut and send the imp flying as its head tears open, sand pouring out, before it explodes into grist. Before anyone has a chance to do anything else, you hear some louder grumbling and mumbling as two brutish ogres climb up onto the platform, 45 feet away from you.
One of the ogres appears to be a horrible-looking combination of foam and sandbag materials, while the other is made out of foam and wearing a pair of foam gloves
roll initiative
Amdran
!roll 1d20+0
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=6 ]{6}, [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
DM_TZIVOS
turn order:
foam gloves ogre > foam sandbag ogre > you
foam gloves ogre walks forward 30 feet and tires out, followed by foam sandbag ogre, who slowly saunters 15 feet forwards and stops
your turn
Amdran
Oh!yeah!
This!is!more!like!it!
Amdran runs and jumps into a flying kick at the ogre with foam gloves.
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Amdran
!roll 1d8+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
You hit the foam ogre hard, leaving two boot-shaped indents in its chest as it slides ten feet back from the impact
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
foam gloves ogre recovers its wits and moves within melee range for a wombo combo
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=10 ]{14}, [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
DM_TZIVOS
but it misses its entire wombo combo like a fucking pleb
the foam sandbag ogre, who's now roughly 5-10 feet behind the foam gloves ogre, takes a few steps back before flying forward like a bullet
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2d4+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {8}
DM_TZIVOS
it flies into you and 20 feet past you
There's now an ogre on either side of you
your turn
Amdran
Amdran is going to attempt to combo the foam gloves ogre in the groin.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{12}, [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
DM_TZIVOS
both hit
poor ogre
have mercy on his loins
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
Amdran
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {6}
Amdran
no mercy
DM_TZIVOS
the ogre's loins are practically shredded into pieces and it explodes into grist
Amdran
Amran turns around to face the the remaining ogre.
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The foam sandbag ogre walks within melee range and tries punching you in the dick to avenge its friend
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
DM_TZIVOS
it hits right above the waist
fortunately for you
your turn
Amdran
Since it worked so good last time, Amdran is going to attempt to double-groin-punch this ogre as well.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=7 ]{11}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
DM_TZIVOS
both miss, and you end up falling prone again in a hilarious fashion
Amdran
Amdran gets up, but stays in melee range.
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
foam sandbag ogre continues the now-tradition of dick-punching
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
DM_TZIVOS
it hits above the belt again
lucky you
your turn
Amdran
Here comes the Groin Destroyers.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{13}, [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
DM_TZIVOS
both hit
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
Amdran
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {4}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#1d4 resistance
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d4 -->  | [ 1d4=1 ]{1}, [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
DM_TZIVOS
you punch the ogre in the groins, but it doesn't look too fazed, at least not yet
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
More groin-punching
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
DM_TZIVOS
the foam sandbag ogre fails so bad it almost punches itself in the dick
your turn
Amdran
Amdran tries to break up the formula and try something new, by kicking instead of punching this monster's groin.
!roll 2#1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{22}, [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
DM_TZIVOS
first hits
Amdran
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 resistance
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
DM_TZIVOS
you kick the ogre in the groins, but it absorbs the impact with its sand-filled body
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The ogre tries kicking YOU in the groin this time
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
DM_TZIVOS
but it fails so magnificently it somehow ends up kicking ITSELF in the groin
SOMEHOW
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {6}
DM_TZIVOS
and it hits itself really hard
Amdran
it truly is a mystery.
DM_TZIVOS
everyone is laughing
your turn
Amdran
Amran backs up all 30 feet of his movement, and pulls out his rifle.
He select fires on it's groin.
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {8}
DM_TZIVOS
d'oh you missed
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The ogre walks into melee range and tries the dick-kick again
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
it kicks your leg instead of your groin
still hurts
your turn
Amdran
Amdran runs around the ogre and the rest of his movement away from it, and attempts to shoot bullets in it's back.
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
roll damage with advantage
Amdran
!roll 2#3d2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#3d2 -->  | [ 3d2=5 ]{5}, [ 3d2=6 ]{6}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d4 weakness
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
The bullet pierces the ogre's back and a trail of sand begins leaking out of the bullet hole
it's barely standing by now
Amdran
End Turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The ogre weakly walks over and tries going for another dick-kick
!roll 1d20+4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {2}
DM_TZIVOS
it kicks you in the shins
your turn
Amdran
Amdran tries to finish it off by sticking the barrel of his gun right in the ogre's crotch and firing off three bullets.
!roll 1d20+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {13}
DM_TZIVOS
You disintegrate the ogre's groin, and it explodes into grist with a pained expression
gain 80 exp
Amdran
LEVEL UP!
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
DM_TZIVOS
gain...
158 build, 35 T1, 17 T2 grist
==END==