Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat Attacks

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>And you are getting ready for war.
>You have you biggest fluffies lined up.
>You have Bruce at one end and Pookie at the other.
>You trot in front of your line and stand tall in front of them.
>You are healed.
>All your owwies from the night the meanie fluffies attacked are gone.
>You are now ready to go give owwies back!
>You are still mad.
>You gave that smarty your friendship and he betrayed that!
>You look over your fluffy army that is slightly shuffling.
>You are being a beacon in front of them showing the you are in charge.
*sniff*
>You feel a nose poke your rump.
>”Whaaaaa!”
>You jump forward making all your fluffies jump back.
>You turn around angrily seeing Haze laying on his belly covering his mouth cutely and giggling.
>You shake your hoof at him, “Yoo nuu smeww fwuffies!”
>Haze jumps up and starts to skip about wagging his ail giggling.
>You snort at him and turn back to your herd.
>You start to speak to the fluffies, “Yoo am de hewd owchies fwens! Yoo am gif owwies!”
>A few step back, “But why fwuffy haf gif owwies?”, “Nuuu! Fwuffy nuu wam be meanie!”, “Why fwuffy am hewe? Fwuffy pway?”, “Nuu hewt fwuffy! Am gud fwuffy!”
>You stomp and puff your cheeks and the fluffies get quiet.
>”We haf gif owwies because dey meanie fwuffies!”
>Most of the fluffies gasp, “Dey meanie fwuffy? Why fwuffy am meanie?”
>”Deadmeat twy gif funsies to meanie fwuffies and dey gif meanies back!”
>There is a big gasp from the line.
>”WHAAAA!”
>One of the fluffies jumps forward as Haze giggles from behind him.
>You shake your hoof at Haze, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
>You look back at the line of fluffies, “Yoo gif bad fwuffies owwies!”
>They start to stomp, “Gif meanie fwuffies owwies!”, “Fwuffy gif big sowwies to meanies!”, “Whaaaa!”, “Why am smawty maddies?”
>You start to stomp, “Fwuffies go bad fwuffie awea! Fwuffy am stay cwose to fwen fwuffy!”
>Bruce starts to snort and stomp with you.
>Pookie lets out a loud laugh, “Tee hee hee! Meanie hewd am get owwies! Yay! Smawty be happy!”
>Another fluffy yelps as Haze giggles some more, “Hee hee hee, smeww pwetty…”
>You stand tall and point to your owwie friends, “Yoo am weady gif owwies fo smawty!?”
>They all start to snort and stomp.
>One jumps forward babbling angrily as Haze sniffs his rump.
>You turn and point to your front, “Fwuffy go dat way! Stay wif Deadmeat!”
>You start to truddle as your fluffies fall in a disorganized line behind you.
>You keep away from the sidewalks and run from stand of trees to clump of bushes.
>Bruce and Pookie keep on either side of your force keeping them together.
>You snort every once in a while.
>You are still mad.
>Why did that stupid smarty want to give you owchies!?
>You wonder if all other herds are the same.
>You think back to all the smarties you have met.
>Almost all of them have been meanies.
>Maybe you need to start finding all smarties and give them owchies.
>That is what they would do to you!
>Why should not you give them sorries before they have a chance to give you sorries!?
>You continue stomping as your herd truddles trying to keep up.
>You jump behind a tree and look around.
>You don’t see any monsters or fluffies nearby.
>You think back to Snuggle Wuggle.
>She told you that good fluffies only get hurt.
>You never wanted to believe her.
>But all you have done is get hurt.
>Maybe you should give out hurties!
>You start to stomp off again.
>Your owchie friends are babbling behind you and you hear Bruce yell every once in a while, “Stay wif hewd! Be gud fwuffies!”
>You keep walking.
>Finally you see your destination.
>You see the wall of bushes and trees that hide the other smarty’s herd.
>You spin and yell at your owchie friends.
>”Fwuffy get in wine!”
>You point and shove the fluffies into the formation you learned from watching the monsters.
>After they are in a line you start talking again.
>”Wemember wha Deadmeat say! Fwuffies am cwose, dey give better owwies!”
>Fwuffies am away fwom fwens, nuu gif bad owwies! Fwuffy get bad owwies!”
>You turn and face the bad herd’s place.
>You step up toward it and yell, “DEADMEAT AM HEWE BAD FWUFFIES!”
>You are huffing.
>”WHY YOO AM MEANIE DEADMEAT!?”
>A weak voice comes from the area, “Hewp fwuffy…. Haf owwies…”
>You continue shouting, “DEADMEAT GUD FWEN! WHY YOO TWY GIF SOWWIES!”
>“TEWW DEADMEAT!!!”
>You are screeching!
>Your anger is flowing from you.
>You hear the fluffies behind you stomping, “Gif wots sowwies bad fwuffies!”
>Haze runs in front of you and jogs back and forth asking, “Can Hase gif owwies!? Hase wan gif owwies fo smawty! Smawty wet Hase gif owwies!?”
>From the herd area you still hear, “Pwease… nee huggies… wahhhhhh.. fwuffy haf owwies…”
>You start to stomp, “ANSWER DEADMEAT!!!”
>”Nee huggies… wahhhhh…”
>You are huffing.
>You are starting to get confused.
>Why aren’t they coming out?
>They tried to give you owwies before so why not now?
>You start to stomp ahead, “Fwuffies fowwow Deadmeat!”
>You are marching forward as Haze continues to run back and forth before you hopping and smiling.
>You are making sparklies and puffing your cheeks.
>The get closer, the sound of your herd’s stomps filing the air.
>”Hewp fwuffy…. Wahhhhh….”
>Haze freezes just before you causing you to bump into him.
>You push him and shake your hoof at him, “Yoo mof! Nuu get in Deadmeat way!”
>Haze runs close to the other herd area and starts to sniff.
>You look behind at your herd, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
>When you turn back you see Haze running back toward you.
>He falls on his belly in front of you, “Smawty! Nuu go dewe! Bad pwace!”
>You fluffies behind you try to stop to keep from running into you and end up tripping.
>They fall into each other causing a domino effect where all the line falls.
>You shake your hoof at Haze, “Yoo nuu get in Deadmeat way! Why yoo hewe? Yoo nuu owchies fwen!”
>Bruce runs up and boops Haze, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo make fwuffy get owwies!”
>Haze jumps up and puffs his cheeks at Bruce, “Smawty wet Haze gif owwies… den Hase gif yoo big owwies!”
>”Bruce stomps and steps forward, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Smawty say yoo go way den Bwoos gif yoo big owwies!”
>You stomp and shout, “Deadmeat am hewe gif meanie hewd owwies! Nuu gif owwies to hewd fwuffy!”
>Haze smailes and lays down in front of you and rolls around, “But dat bad pwace noa smawty.”
>He sits up and looks at you, “Haze nuu smeww fwuffy. But Hase am smeww boo boo juice. Tee hee hee!”
>He rolls some more as you and Bruce look up toward the bad herd’s place.
>”Pwease… hewp fwuffy… huu huu huuuu….”
>You yell at the bad herd, “AM FWUFFY DERE!?”
>Only the weak cries and pleads come from with in.
>You turn to your owchie friends, “Yoo stay hewe! Deadmeat go see why fwuffies nuu come ou’.”
>Pookie starts to stomp, “Nuu! Nee gif owwies! Nee gif big-“
>You turn and snap, “Deadmeat say stay hewe!”
>Pookie looks like he wants to say something but he lowers his head .
>”Yoo kee’ fwuffy hewe! Keep fwuffy cwose.”
>You turn and look at Bruce, “Come wif Deadmeat.”
>You start to walk toward the other smarty’s area.
>Bruce trots next to you.
>Haze hops around behind you.
>You stop wondering why Haze is behind you.
>You turn looking at Haze, “Why yoo fowwow Deadmeat!? Yoo go back hewd awea!”
>Haze gets a hurt look on his face, “Bu’ Hase promise fwen no bad tings happen smawty…”
>Bruce turns, “Bwoos am hewe! Nuu bad tings happen smawty!”
>Haze sticks his tongue out at Bruce, “Hase nuu twust fwuffy wan be smawty kee’ smawty saf!”
>Bruce turns and starts to stomp, “Bwoos nuu wan be smawty!”
>You stomp, “Nuu be meanie to hewd! yoo bof be fwen!”
>Bruce and Haze grumble looking at each other but fall in beside you as you walk forward.
>You get closer.
>The only thing you hear coming from the other herd area is a single voice.
>”Fwuffy nee huggies… wahhhhhhh…”
>You start smelling boo boo juice and the smell of death.
>Haze’s giggle becomes more nervous.
>You start to step nervously looking around.
>Bruce lowers his head and narrows hid eyes looking for trouble.
>You step over a rise and can see into the other herd’s area.
>You freeze.
>The area is cover in fluffy corpses.
>Bruce looks around with a disappointed expression, “Nuu haf gif owwies noa…”
>Haze trots ahead and sniffs a disembodied leg.
>”Fwuffies haf owwies. Tee hee hee! Haze am happy!”
>He titters as he walks about.
>You start to step into the area walking and step up on a dead fluffy so you can look around better.
>You see fluffies strewn about and their bodies ripped apart.
>You see a unicorn fluffy with its head cut off and its horn broken off and stuck in one of its eye sockets.
>You see a female fluffy with a look of terror still etched on her face, her fluff looks wet from tears.
>Her throat is cut and her head ripped back.
>You see the dangling legs of a foal sticking out of her neck, the rest of its body stuffed into her body.
>You see the circle snappie with a pile of dead fluffies on it all with wires coming from their necks and attached to the circular base.
>Bruce starts to step toward a bush.
>Haze takes off like a dart and hits him from the side and jumps in front of him.
>Bruce gets an indignant look to his face, “Whhy yoo get in Bwoos way!?”
>Haze looks at the bush, ”Nuu go dere… snappie…”
>He then turns to Bruce, “Smawty say nuu wet hewdies get owwies so Hase nuu wet yoo get owwies.”
>He starts to walk off , “Even if yoo wan be smawty.”
>Bruce stomps at Haze, “Bwoos nuu am smawty! Nuu wan be-“
>”Smawty? Smawty hewp! Nee huggies! Owies…”
>The three of you turn toward the voice.
>You walk toward it tentatively keeping an eye open for traps while stepping over the fluffy corpses.
>You go over a rise and see a lone fluffy next to a bush with a snappie on its leg.
>”Pwease fwens… nee huggies… haf owwies..”
>Its face is stained with tears and a look of despair is on its face.
>The snappie is a white cylinder that covers her hoof.
>Boo boo juice tinges around the top and the ground is wet under where its hoof is trapped.
>Bruce runs up and puffs his cheeks while haze gets on his belly and crawls toward the fluffy.
>Bruce demands, “Whewe am yoo smawty!?”
>The fluffy falls down and cries, “WAHHHHHH! Pwease nuu be meanie to fwuffy! Wahhhhhh!”
>Haze finally makes it to the trapped fluffy and starts to lick its tears, “Sadie wawa am gud wawa..”
>Bruce continues, “Why yoo meanie!? Why yoo gif hewd owwies!?”
>All the fluffy can do is cry louder, “Wahhhhhhh! Fwuffy sowwie! WAAAAAAHHHH!!”
>You truddle up to the fluffy and look at it.
>It looks pathetic shaking and crying.
>You ask, ”Wha happen yoo hewd?”
>”PWEASE NUU HEWT FWUFY! WAHHHHHHH!”
>”Deadmeat nuu hewt fwuffy! Wha happen yoou hewd? whewe yoo smarty!?”
>The fluffy calms a bit but still cries.
>It looks up at you with quivering lips, “Yoo nuu hewt fwuffy? …. Fwuffy nee huggies…”
>You walk over and give the crying fluffy a big hug.
>Bruce snorts at you.
>Haze sticks his tongue out at Bruce.
>The fluffy slowly calms, “Tank yoo…”
>You step back, “Wha happen yoo hewd? whewe yoo smawty?”
>The fluffy looks up at you, “Daddeh gif sowwies… say fwuffies am bad… but fwuffy nuu bad, am gud fwuffy.”
>Bruce stomps, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo gif owwies!”
>The fluffy covers it face with its good hoof trying to hide.
>”Nuu! Nuu gif owwies! Am gud fwuffy! Wahhhhh! Pwease nuu mo sowwies! Wahhhh!”
>Haze starts to lick the tears again while giggling.
>You start to walk around again ignoring the crying fluffy.
>As you wonder you come across a stick in the ground.
>It is stuck near where the flag is.
>You see the red stains of boo boo juice on it.
>You see the decapitated head on top of the stick.
>Its eyes gouged out and lower jaw cut off.
>Most of the fluff is burned and ripped off with patches of skin missing.
>But enough is left for you to see the orange fluff and a few strands of his blue mane.
>You have found the smarty.
>You sit in front of the stick looking at the head.
>”Why yoo meanie?”
>”Deadmeat jus wan be fwen… jus wan pway…”
>You stand and look around then back to the smarty.
>”Deadmeat twy to be fwen… why am hawd fo Deadmeat haf fwens…”
>You look over at Haze and Bruce staring at the trapped fluffy.
>”Dey pway wif Deadmeat but dey tink dey haf too… nuu pway cause wan too…”
>You look back up to the head, “Why yoo nuu wan pway!?”
>You slap the stick knocking it over bouncing the head away as you yell after it, “WHY!”
>You hear Haze yell, “Who smawty talkie to? Nee Hase!?”
>You snort and turn back to the trapped fluffy, “Deadmeat talk nuu fwuffy!”
>You start to step back and notice the bent over grass.
>You hoof freezes as you stare at the trap and calm down.
>You side step the matted grass and walk back to the trapped fluffy.
>The fluffy is still crying, “Nuu wan owwies… fwuffy wan huggies… nuu wan owwies… wan huggies…”
>You walk up to the crying fluffy, “Who gif yoo hewd sowwies?”
>He sniffles, “Nyu daddeh come fo fwuffy. Say fwuffy am bad fwuffy and gif bad sowwies…”
>”Smawty twy wun daddeh off… nuu wan daddeh wun off bu smawty twy… gif sowwy poopies…”
>”Den daddeh… daddeh get mad… stawt gif sowwies…”
>”Fwuffies hide fwom daddeh den daddeh put bad tings ou’ fo fwuffy step on…”
>De fwuffy step on bad ting… Wahhhhhhhh!”
>You look at the carnage again while Bruce bats the trapped fluffy’s ears, “Yoo nuu say wha happen! Why yoo nuu hewt!?”
>”Daddeh say udder hoomin come fo fwuffy… bu’ owies hewt so bad… wan daddeh noa… nee huggies…”
>Your ears twitch and you face the fluffy.
>”Two wegged munsta come fo fwuffy!?”
>”Nuuu! Gud hoomin come fo fwuffy! Daddeh say so!”
>You know what is coming for the trapped fluffy.
>You look at hi strapped leg, it I sthe same as the snappie from the garden.
>You step back and look at the fluffy.
>Bruce and Haze are looking at you.
>You walk up and give the fluffy a hug.
>The fluffy calms a bit, “Huggie make tings betteh…”
>”Deadmeat do onwy ting Deadmeat can tink of…”
>You step away from the fluffy and point at it.
>”Gif dat fwuffy biggest owwies.”
>”Make dem gud owwies.”
>The fluffy gets a terrified look on its face as it screams, “NUUUUUUU!”
>Haze giggles as he looks at the trapped fluffy.
>He leaps forward biting the fluffy in the front of its throat knocking it backward and slamming it on the ground.
>Bruce runs up ans starts to buck the side of its head.
>Haze twists his head and you see the fluffy start flailing.
>Haze raises his head up and sits back clapping, “Twoat cwunshies! Tee hee hee!”
>Bruce turns and starts to stomp the fluffy on its head as Haze starts to jump and land on the fluffies chest.
>In a moment it is over.
>The trapped fluffy lays still with boo boo juice dripping from its nose and white stuff coming from its ears.
>You look back over the herd area.
>Bruce is spraying sorry poopies across some corpses.
>Haze is licking the white stuff coming from the fluffies ears, “Taste stwange…”
>You walk over to the place where the other smarty gave you nummies to trick you into thinking he was your friend and give it sorry poopies.
>You look over to Bruce and Haze, “Otay, we weave noa.”
>You walk with Haze leading the way sniffing and looking for snappies.
>You finally make it out and start to walk back to your line of fluffies.
>They are stomping, “Fwuffy am weady gif owwies! Gif owwies noa!”
>You look at them, “Nuu gif owwies. Hewd nuu dewe…”
>They continue to stomp, “Gif owwies! Fwuffy gif wots owwies fo smawty! Gif owwies noa!”
>One starts to truddle forward.
>You step toward him as he charges yelling and give him a firm nose boop.
>He falls down to the ground and covers his nose starting to cry.
>”Why gif gud fwuffy sowwies…wahhhhhhhh!”
>You stomp at the owchie friends, “Nuu gif owwies! Deadmeat say dat bad pwace!”
>Bruce and Haze step up and puff their cheeks.
>Bruce barks at the line, “Smawty say nuu owwies!”
>The fluffies quickly start to lose their bravado.
>Pookie starts to shuffle and one of the fluffies looks up, “Why nuu owwies?”
>You walk past the owchie friends, “Udder hewd aweady haf biggest owchies…”
>The fluffies look at the three of you puzzled, “De bad hewd haf owwies?”
>Haze is hopping around giggling, “Tee hee hee! Aww bad hewd am haf owwies! Nuu bad fwuffy weft! Hee hee!”
>The fluffies quickly lose their bravado and start to fall behind you.
>”Otay, fwuffy fowwow smawty den!”
>Pookie looks at the bad herd area then back at you.
>He then truddles quickly next to you and giggles, “Smawty nuu wowwy abou’ bad hewd den… Smawty am saf!”
>You walk back to your herd area.
>You are keeping between trees and bushes.
>Your line of fluffies is behind you with Bruce and Haze making sure none get lost.
>You finally make it back to your herd area hearing playing and giggling.
>It seems all the fluffies are happy.
>You wonder into your herd area to cheers and huggies.
>”Yay! Smawty am back!”, “Fuffy wub daddeh!”, “Fwufy am happy!”, “Wheeeee!”
>You smile and give huggies back.
>All the owchie friends and start giving and receiving hugs.
>Haze trots up to different fluffies who just ignore him.
>He starts to lower his head when Next Special friend jumps on his back and hugs his neck.
>”Yay! Yoo am kee’ bestest smawty saf!”
>Haze’s face lights up and he giggles.
>You look around at all the playing fluffies and decide to romp among them.
>Several fluffies are running around the orange flag giggling.
>A few fluffies truddle up to you happily, “Smawty am hewe! Fwuffy haf daddeh noa!”
>You wonder around some more playing.
>You decide to take a break and Haze hops up next to you.
>”Smawty haf bestest hewd! Dey wub de smawty!”
>You stretch and start to walk back to your hidey hole.
>As you get close you freeze.
>You stare into your hidey hole and see the nest have been disturbed.
>You see your memorial nest destroyed.
>You start to feel the anger rising in you.
>You start to stomp to your hidey hole, “WHO AM BE IN DEADMEA-“
>Haze pushes you from your side knocking you down.
>You roll getting madder.
>The fluffies in your herd ignore this and continue playing.
>You leap up and glare at Haze, “Why yoo gif sowwies Deadeat!?”
>He is laying on his side with his belly exposed to you.
>”Pwease smawty…”
>You stomp at him and stomp his belly, “Yoo nuu gif sowwies! Yoo am bad fwuffy!”
>”Owies! Pwease smawty… nuu-“
>You try to stomp past Haze, ”Who go in Deadmeat hidey-“
>Haze jumps up and gets between you and your hidey hole.
>You are almost seeing red.
>Haze gets on his belly and almost shouts, “Snappies! Smawty hidey hole am bad noa!”
>You freeze huffing.
>You look at your hidey hole seeing the disturbed underneath where you take your nappies.
>Haze is shuffling between you and your hidey hole.
>You start to calm.
>You look down at Haze, ”Wha yoo say?”
>”Snappies… Hase smeww snappies…. Pwease nuu mo sowwies…”
>You step forward and sniff.
>You soon smell the oil on the traps.
>”Yay! Smawty go in hidey ho! Fin pwesent fwom daddeh!”
>One of your herd comes truddling up smiling and wagging its tail.
>You look at the fluffy, “Yoo daddeh go in Deadmeat hidey hole?”
>The fluffy sits up and claps, “Fwuffy hope he be daddeh! Wai fo daddeh come back and ge’ fwuffy!”
>Your head twinges.
>You look at the fluffy again, “Am dfwuffy go in Deadmeat hidey hle?”
>The fluffy looks at you puzzled, “Nuu, nuu fwuffy go in smawty pwace. Onwy daddeh go in.”
>It sinks in, a two legged monster was here.
>You stalk around.
>Why did the monster come here?
>Why did it put snappies in your hidey hole?
>You ignore the celebrating fluffies and start to swipe at the orange flag.
>The same kind that was at the meanie smarty’s area.
>You freeze.
>You stare at the flag.
>You whip around and look at the ribbon tied to your bush.
>You then look over your herd.
>Instead of seeing playing fluffies, you see ripped apart corpses.
>You suddenly think of your head next to the flag.
>You run out of your hidey hole and look around.
>You see two legged monsters walking around.
>You see woof woof monsters.
>You see a vast park.
>You don’t see any fluffies.
>You think of the dead smarty nailed to the tree.
>You think of how you rarely see any other fluffies in the park.
>It sinks in.
>You haven’t led your herd to a safe place.
>You have led them to a death trap.
>You now know you have to leave.
>You have to get your herd to safety.
>You run back to the herd area.
>You start to shout, “Efewy fwuffy wisten Deadmeat! We go bye bye fwom hewd awea! Am bad pwace!”
>All fluffies stop and look at you, “Am bad pwace?”, “Nuu! Wan daddeh!”, “Why smawty yew?”, “Fwuffy wan pway…”
>Bruce and Pookie truddle next to you.
>Pookie looks at you, “Wha smawty mean bad pwace?”
>You look at them, “Two wegged munsta come do Deadmeat hewd wha dey do meanie smawty hewd.”
>Pokkie starts to stomp.
>He truddles up yo you angrily and pushes you, “Nuu! Dis am smawty wand! Hewd stay-“
>You jump up and boop his nose.
>Bruce jumps back shocked at your forcefulness.
>Pookie tears up looking at you, “We weave! Hewd stay get biggest owchies!”
>Haze come hopping up giggling.
>He looks at Bruce, “Smawty wan Hase gif bad fwuffy owwies?”
>You look around, “Nuu! Get hewd and weave! We go noa!”
>Pookie stares at you then glances at Haze.
>”Wahhhh! Why smawty gif sowwies gud fwuffy? Wahhh!”
>He turns and truddles off.
>You look at Bruce, “Get hewd! We weave!”
>You truddle around yelling at fluffies to get together.
>After the whole herd is close you yell at them, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
>You start to walk from the area.
>Haze is at the end of your herd with Bruce walking up and down the sides.
>You make it about 20 yards into some tress when you hear a monster yelling.
>”Hey!Daddy Is back! Is the smarty here!? I sure want to give him spaghetti!”
>You look behind you.
>Bruce and Haze are keeping fluffies from running back.
>Pookie stops and looks back at the herd area.
>You look back as well.
>Five humans are walking into it.
>They are carrying sorry sticks, axes, saws, and picks.
>They are giggling and wearing white clothes with red splotches staining them all over.
>You nudge Pookie and he falls in behind you again.
>After you walk a bit you look around.
>You think about leaving the way you came.
>But there was nothing that way.
>You only have one choice.
>You have to leave through the back.
>You lead your herd to the fence.
>You look out and see the garden in full greenery with lots of vegetables on the plants.
>Pookie stomps, “Why weave hewd pwace!?”
>You turn and look at him, “Musta come! Dey twy twick fwuffies! Say gif nummies bu’ onwy gi fowiies!”
>Pookie starts to stomp again, “Nuu! Fwuffies gif owwies! Fwuffies take nummies! Smawty take efewyting!”
>You stomp back, “When fwuffy gif owwies two wegged munsta!?”
>Pookie is huffing looking between you and the herd.
>Some fluffies are shuffling.
>You turn and look at the herd, “Any fwuffy gif owwies two wegged munsta!?"
>The fluffies just look at each other.
>You continue yelling, ”Deadmeat teww wast hewd gif owwies munstas!”
>”Deadmeat wast hewd am biggest owchies!”
>”Deadmeat gif big owwies to fwuffy! Nuu gif big owwies two wegged munsta!”
>”DEADMEAT AM TWY BEFO’!”
>You are huffing.
>”Fwuffy am nuu able gif owwies munstas!”
>All the fluffies are staring at you laying on their bellies.
>Pookie is shuffling with his head down.
>You turn and look at the yard.
>”Fwuffies go dis way! Fowwow Deadmeat and Hase! Bad pwace wif snappies!”
>You look back at the herd, “Fwuffy get in snappie get biggest owchies!”
>The fluffies start to shake in fear, “Nuu wan owwies…”
>”Fowwow!”
>You lead your fluffies through the yard.
>Half are behind you and half are behind Haze.
>You get halfway through the yard when one of your herd spots a butterfly.
>He trots of to say hi to it.
*SNAP*
>A large snap trap slams shut on the fluffy’s body.
>He spasms as he falls over with metal jaws closed on his body.
>He makes no moves when he hits the ground.
>A couple of fluffies start to run over to him, “Nuu! Fwen nee huggies!”
>You yell over at them, “Nuu huugies! Dat bad fwuffy get owwies!”
>They stop and look between you and the dead fluffy.
>After your glare they fall back into line.
>You make it to the garden.
>Your herd starts to grumble about tummy hurties.
>You and Haze rummage through the garden bring out a bounty for the herd.
>After they eat you bring out even more food and have them carry it.
>You lead them past the garden to the sidewalk.
*SNAP*
>”Owwies! Fwuffy nee huggies! Wahhhh!”
>You turn and see another fluffy left the line.
>Its foot stuck in a white cylinder.
>It looks around, “Pwease hewp fwuffy! Haf big owwies! Wahhhhhhh!”
>It cries looking at the trap on its hoof.
>Some fluffies start to run out but you yell at them.
>You look over at Haze feeling a pit in your tummy, “Gif fwuffy owwies… gud owwies…”
>Haze giggles and starts to walk over to the trapped fluffy.
>It starts to panic, “Nuu! Nuu wan owweis! Stay way! Wahhhhhhh! Pwease nuu owwies! Wahhhhh!”
>Haze truddles up to the fluffy and gives it a hug, “Smawty say gud owwies so fwuffy get gud owwies! Tee hee hee!”
>Haze lets the crying fluffy go then leap into it biting its neck.
>It gives a small “eep” as Haze bites down and twists his head.
>Haze walks away as the fluffy flops around making no noise, “Hee hee hee.. twoat cwunshies!”
>The fluffy has quit moving by the time he makes it back to his line.
>You gather your fluffies and lead them down the sidewalk until you find a stand of trash cans.
>You order your herd, ”Hewd stay hewe!”
>You look at Pookie, “Yoo kee’ hewd hewe.”
>You look at Bruce, “Yoo make suwe nuu fwuffy go way.”
>You look at Haze, “Yoo come wif Deadmeat…”
>Bruce and Pookie nod at your orders and look over the herd.
>You walk away with Haze falling in behind you.
>”Hase come wif smawty! Wha smawty wan?”
>You ignore him and walk back to the garden.
>Haze gets a confused look on his face, “Bu smawty say dis bad pwace… why smawty go back?”
>You look at Haze, “Dat pwace haf nummies, mak’ fwuffy haf owwies. Gif two wegged munsta nummies…”
>You look back at it.
>”Deadmeat nuuu wike bad pwace.”
>You look at Haze, “We gif pwace owwies! Nuu fwuffy am get hewt! Nuu munsta nummies!”
>You walk back to the garden.
>You bite a plant and twist your head breaking its stem.
>Haze truddles in giggling, “Otay! Hase am do wha smawty wan!”
>He sniffs to make sure there are no snappies then leaps into a bean bush trampling it.
>You start sticking your head into a squash plant ripping leaves and breaking the fruits.
>Haze starts to push over tomato plants leaving the ones with traps in them.
>You shake your horn through some peppers shredding the leaves and cutting several stems.
>In short order you destroy the garden.
>You walk past the plants with snappies in them and give them all sorry poopies.
>Haze is giggling while you do it, “Tee hee hee, smawty tink of aww tings! Heeheehee!”
>You and Haze walk out and head back to the herd.
>You look them over, “We fin saf pwace! Nee mof noa!”
>”Pwease cawwy fwuffy daddeh… am tiwed…”
>You look down at the foal that you got from the smarty you killed.
>Its momma is smiling at Pookie.
>You bend down and pick it up placing it on your back.
>”Otay, we mof noa!”
>Next Special Friend starts to dance around you singing, “Smawty am de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
>”Smawty kee hewd saf and make suwe dey haf nummies!”
>You continue down the sidewalk not sure where you are going, but you know you are leaving a bad place.
>The two legged monster hidey holes keep getting bigger.