The Wrong Todd (2018)

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[TENSE MUSIC]

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[COMPUTER CHIRPING]

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[COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING]

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[TECHNICIAN] So you'll be
disoriented at first.

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- Just try and land on your feet.
- Okay.

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Now, once you're through,
find the lab.

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The technician there
will give you a ride to town.

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And things will be different?

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That's what you paid for.

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[TECHNICIAN SIGHS]

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[EXHALES]

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[TECHNICIAN GROANS]

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[MICROWAVE BEEPS]

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[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

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[ELECTRICITY SIZZLES]

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Okay. [EXHALES DEEPLY]

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- [SWITCH CLICKS]
- [MACHINE WARBLES]

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[HANDLE CLANKS]

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[TECHNICIAN GRUNTS]

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[MACHINES WHIRRING]

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[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

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[AIR WHOOSHES FORCEFULLY]

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[METAL CLANGING]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[SIGHS] It's time
for a new shirt.

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What's wrong with this shirt?

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It looks like a zombie
Halloween costume.

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I was wearing this
shirt when we met.

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And every day since then
by the looks of it.

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Sometimes a little change
can be a good thing.

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Babe, I have bad news for you.

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What's your bad news, babe?

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- I plan to be buried in this shirt.
- Oh.

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- Yeah.
- Well, then you better hope I die first.

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- Doesn't matter, it's in my will.
- Oh, yeah?

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- There's nothing you can do.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah?

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I have a top-notch
estate planner.

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- Oh, you do?
- I haven't told you about that?

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- No.
- His name's Wilfred.

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Shut up.

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- You shut up.
- You shut up.

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- You shut up.
- Shut up. [LAUGHS]

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[JAZZY PIANO MUSIC]

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[CROWD CHATTERING]

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- [WOMAN] You haven't told him yet?
- No.

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What are you waiting for?

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- He's not going to like it.
- Just tell him.

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Maybe he'll surprise you.

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Are we talking about
the same Todd?

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I mean.

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- Hey, babe.
- Mm.

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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, babe.

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- Dave wanted to show you something. Did he find you?
- Uh-oh, what?

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Probably a porno mag
or a really cool bug.

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- He's not that bad.
- No offense, but your brother is an overgrown man-child.

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Todd! [LAUGHS]

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Check this out, man.

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[TODD] I mean, it is impressive.

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Is it, though?

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[DAVE GURGLES]

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[DAVE LAUGHS AND COUGHS]

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Hey. Hey. Let's go
to that new bar

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that they've got, they got the,
they got "Ghostbusters" pinball.

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- Man, that's a classic.
- Dude, it's late.

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Dude, it's not late, it's nine o'clock.
When was the last time we hung out?

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I feel like I haven't
seen Lucy in like a week.

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Lucy, tell you boyfriend to stop
being such an ass badger.

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Todd, stop being
such an ass badger.

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You know about my... it's a condition.
I can't help it.

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- What about you, Annie? Playing pinball?
- My name is Abby.

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And you're an idiot.

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And that's a no?

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- [DAVE] Oh, fuck, it was Abby, it was Abby.
- Are you all right to drive?

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- Yeah, I'm fine, of course I'm fine, yes.
- Say the alphabet backwards.

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- He can't say it forwards.
- All right, so touch your nose.

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- I'm fine.
- Touch your nose.

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- I'm...
- Touch your nose!

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Touch your nose. Okay.

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- Touched.
- All right, all right. Just be safe.

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Of course I'm going to be safe,
always. What about you?

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- Last chance for boys' night.
- Another time.

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All right,
well, don't be a stranger.

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Go to bed!

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So... There's
an opening at work.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It's the VP of marketing,

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and my boss says the job
is mine if I want it.

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That's amazing.

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It's in the Seattle office.

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Seattle, Washington?

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I want to go.

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Well, that's going to be
a hell of a commute, babe,

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but I mean, if you're committed

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I bet you could just,
you know, take...

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And I want you to come with me.

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You're being serious right now?

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Mm-hmm.

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I've never even been to Seattle.

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Well, you've never
really been anywhere

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outside of New England.

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That's my point.

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Mine, too.

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[TODD SCOFFS]

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What?

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What are you thinking?

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I don't want to move.

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I like it here.

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I like the way things are.

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[SIGHS]

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Why are you making that face?

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- What?
- I knew you would do this.

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Do what?

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Cop that bullshit
resistant attitude

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- you have all of the time.
- What?

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- You didn't even think about it.
- What do you want me to say?

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You want me to be
excited by the fact

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that my girlfriend is taking
a job across the country

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without even talking
to me about it?

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Fine, well, I'll pack
my bags tonight.

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Let's leave tonight
if that's what you want to do.

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Yeah, forget it.
Just forget I asked.

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What are you doing?

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Are you sleeping me out?

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Lucy.

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Lucy.

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And I'm like, "That's like, it
would be a really long commute"

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to go from Providence
to Seattle."

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And then all of a sudden, she's
like, "Well, yeah, I'm taking it."

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And I'm like, "what are
you talking about?"

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How could you take a job

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3,000 miles away without
talkin' to me about it?

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Hey, man, it sucks, okay.
But I told you, she does this.

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She does this all the time.
She doesn't stay put.

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She's a restless spirit, or
whatever the hell you want to...

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[DAVE SHOUTS]

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[DAVE GROANS LOUDLY]

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- You son of a bitch!
- I'm trying...

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- I'm asking for your help here.
- How? How, are you watching this?

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I need your help, I have no...
I don't know what to do.

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[TODD SIGHS HEAVILY]

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- What?
- Ever since the two of you got together,

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I've noticed a very steep
decline in us hanging out.

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What's with that, man? Like, oh,
you come by in the middle of the night.

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You want to complain about
my sister. Yeah, that's awesome.

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That's real fun, man.
We used to do things, man.

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When was the last
time we went fishing?

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- Never.
- I rest my case.

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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

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You want to go fishing?
Is that what you want?

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Yeah.

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All right, man,
we'll go fishing.

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Good, I'm free Sunday.

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[SCOFFS] All right, dude.

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Thanks for your help.

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No problem, buddy.

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Sunday, right?

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We're going to do
this on Sunday?

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I need a yes.

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[TODD] Yes.

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[DAVE SCREAMING]

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[DAVE GROANS] No!

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[SOFT EERIE MUSIC]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[TODD SIGHS]

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[DOOR SLAMMING]

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Luce?

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Lucy?

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Shit.

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[KNOCKING]

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[LIGHT TENSE MUSIC]

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Hey, Todd.

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Stop it!

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Who are you?

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I'm you.

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[LAUGHS] You're me?

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Well, you're me.

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[SCOFFS] But.

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But...

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But, [SCOFFS] but.

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You're me.

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I'm you.

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A slightly thinner you.

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Wait, what?

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Look, Todd, I have a problem.

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And I need your help.

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[TODD SCOFFS]

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Wait.

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Wait, how is this possible?

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[TODD LAUGHS]

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It doesn't matter.

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It'll all make sense soon.

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Okay.

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This is fuckin' weird.

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What's your problem?

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You.

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[CLATTERING]

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- [BODY THUDDING]
- [TODD YELPS]

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[SKILLET CLANGS]

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[TENSE PIANO MUSIC]

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[KNOCKING]

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[COMPUTER CHIRPING]

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[TODD EXHALES DEEPLY]

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[CELLPHONE RINGING]

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[CELLPHONE BUZZING]

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Hello?

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Lucy, hi.

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I miss you.

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Been like eight hours.

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No, I know.

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We should probably
talk when I get home.

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I'd like that.

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Really?

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More than anything.

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I love you.

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I love you, too.

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- [LEVER CLUNKS]
- [MACHINES BLIPPING]

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[HANDLE SQUEALING]

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[FIST POUNDING]

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[FAINT CLASSICAL MUSIC ON RADIO]

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[SWITCH CLICKS]

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[MACHINES WHIRRING]

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[LOUD CLASSICAL MUSIC]

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[HANDLE CLANKS]

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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

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[AIR WHOOSHES FORCEFULLY]

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[AIR WHOOSHING]

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[TODD GROANS]

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[EERIE PIANO MUSIC]

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[TODD GROANS]

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[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC]

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- What happened to you?
- Uh... I'm not sure exactly.

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I remember talking to myself,
which, that can't be right.

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You need to go to a hospital or?

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No, no, I just need to get home.

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Where's home?

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Providence.

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All right, hop in, guy.

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Thank you.

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It's not too far, I don't think.

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It's this one up
here on the right.

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Yeah, thanks.
Thanks again for the ride.

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[DRIVER] Yeah,
get that head checked out.

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[DOOR RATTLES]

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Lucy.

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Lucy, I'm locked out.

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Yes?

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What are you doing in my house?

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- Your house?
- Well, yeah, it's...

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- [DOOR THUDS]
- [LOCK CLICKS]

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- Hey!
- [FIST POUNDING]

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Hey!

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What the fuck is happening?

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[DOORBELL DINGING]

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Dave, thank God.

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You got to help me. [PANTING]

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[SIGHS] Dave, come on.

256
00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,578
Something's goin' on here, man.
I talked to myself.

257
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,414
Dave, I know it sounds crazy,
but there's another me.

258
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,218
And now I don't live where
I live, and you have a,

259
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,787
you have a mustache.
Why do you have a mustache?

260
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,623
Dave, Dave, come on, man.
I need your help.

261
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,560
Dave. Thank you.

262
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,228
What'd you do to your head?

263
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,729
- [TODD] What?
- What did you do to your head?

264
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,565
[PANTING]

265
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,533
[STAMMERS] I think he hit me.

266
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,870
- Who hit you?
- The other me, the other Todd.

267
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,607
Something's goin' on here,
man, and I need your help.

268
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,777
Thank you.

269
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,783
- Ow, ow.
- [DAVE] Stop moving.

270
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,451
Ow, I'm moving because
you're poking it.

271
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,354
Yeah, well, I'm poking it
because you're moving.

272
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,791
You know what? Do it yourself. I don't know
why you didn't just go to the hospital.

273
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,695
Because I came here. Why am I getting
the sense that you don't want me here?

274
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,164
- Really?
- Really.

275
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,732
Todd, I'm not going to
rehash the past with you.

276
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,901
Rehash what?
You are not making any sense.

277
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,436
You haven't made
any sense since I got here.

278
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,404
- I'm not making sense?
- Yes.

279
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,173
I'm the one that's
not making sense.

280
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,626
Yes.

281
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:06,907
[SIGHS] Maybe you
should just go.

282
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,414
Are you serious?

283
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,750
You're serious.

284
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,155
Fine.

285
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,389
Just let me call Lucy.

286
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,161
Now, how do you
intend to do that?

287
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,796
With a phone, Dave.
A phone would work great.

288
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,199
- Why are you doin' this?
- Doin' what?

289
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,800
- Todd.
- Dave.

290
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,873
- She's gone.
- She's gone? What? [SCOFFS]

291
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,442
- What do you mean she's gone? She left for Seattle already?
- [DOOR OPENS]

292
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,244
- What are you talking about?
- We just talked about it.

293
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,547
She wouldn't have just
left for Seattle.

294
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,349
Abby. What? Who's the kid?

295
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,790
[TODD GASPS]

296
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:59,363
He's talkin' crazy. He said he wanted to
call Lucy. He thinks she's in Seattle.

297
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,266
Well, obviously he's having some kind
of a mental break. He needs help.

298
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,469
Abby, I have done
everything I could for him.

299
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,738
- He needs to see a doctor.
- I agree with you.

300
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,775
Is there a 24-hour mental
institution I can bring him to?

301
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,243
Lucy would want us to.

302
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,546
Oh, that is...

303
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,616
that is so not fair.

304
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,251
[BABY COOS]

305
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,723
- What are you doing?
- I need today's newspaper.

306
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:31,529
- Why?
- Because I think I've traveled through time.

307
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,732
No, no, you have not.

308
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,568
- Well, then explain to me what's goin' on.
- You hit your head.

309
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,904
I hit my head,
and now you have a baby?

310
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,441
Where's my baby, Dave?

311
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,647
[ROMANTIC JAZZY MUSIC]

312
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,257
Hi.

313
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,859
- Hi.
- It's so good to see you.

314
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,896
Yeah, I don't want to pretend
like nothing happened.

315
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,601
Neither do I.

316
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,771
I see that you're mad.

317
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,009
And I get it.

318
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,811
You do?

319
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,880
Yes.

320
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,015
Yes, I get it.

321
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,351
You were right.

322
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,854
Oh, you were right.

323
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,922
You were right.

324
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,525
About what?

325
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,395
Hmm?

326
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,663
[LUCY] Right about what?

327
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,300
Everything.

328
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,068
You were right about everything.

329
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,004
Being?

330
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,975
Wait, just,

331
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,378
I need to be more supportive,

332
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,447
- you know, and...
- No, that's not really the point.

333
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,615
No, no, no, listen.

334
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,584
I'm not being very eloquent.

335
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,621
I am committed to you,

336
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:05,923
100 percent.

337
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,393
To us, to being together.

338
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,098
I'm willing to do whatever
it takes to be with you.

339
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,950
All right, so what
about all the stuff

340
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,125
you said last night?

341
00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:25,776
I wasn't myself
last night is the truth.

342
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,346
So you'll come with me?

343
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,615
Of course I'll go with you.

344
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,817
Yeah?

345
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,886
I'd go anywhere for you.

346
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:38,857
Anywhere?

347
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:40,958
You have no idea.

348
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,532
- Come here.
- What are we doing?

349
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,737
I don't know, I'm trying to
hold you and dance with you.

350
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,609
So we're going to Seattle.

351
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,682
Yes, Seattle.

352
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:05,816
Yeah?

353
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,452
Perfect, love Seattle.

354
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,923
[TODD] How many times do I have
to tell this story?

355
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,759
Just one more time.

356
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,596
[SIGHS] And then other me
hit me with a frying pan.

357
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,866
- [DOCTOR] Okay.
- And now Dave has a baby and a mustache.

358
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,134
[DOCTOR] Mm-hmm.

359
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,004
- I'm not crazy.
- You have a mild concussion.

360
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,806
A little confusion
is totally normal.

361
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,941
This goes well beyond confusion.

362
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,710
Well, someone's going
to need to watch him

363
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,412
over the next 24 hours.

364
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,614
Can't I just have him committed?

365
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,616
[DOCTOR] No.

366
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,187
Look, Dave,
I'm not making this up, man.

367
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,790
Dave, stop, listen.

368
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,025
I'm not making this up.
There's something' wrong here.

369
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,861
- I agree with you.
- I don't know what's goin' on, but there's something.

370
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,563
Something' isn't right.

371
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,798
I need your help here.

372
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,501
- Okay.
- All right.

373
00:23:57,503 --> 00:24:00,204
So let me just use
your phone, and call Lucy

374
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,207
- and find out what's goin' on.
- You can't call her.

375
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,608
Why not?

376
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:06,811
Because she's dead.

377
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,747
Shut up, dude.

378
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,149
- Three years, Todd.
- Stop it.

379
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,618
- It's not funny.
- I know it's not funny.

380
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,921
We've known each other
a long time, right?

381
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,957
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so we should be able to tell

382
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,526
when one of us is being serious?

383
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:23,794
Yeah.

384
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:28,199
Lucy has been dead
for two years.

385
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:30,067
I just saw her.

386
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,803
Look, I get it, you've got
head trauma from whatever.

387
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,038
And you're still coping.

388
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,739
I'm not coping!

389
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,508
Right, sure, right.

390
00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:40,511
I need you to listen
to me, okay?

391
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,013
Just... listen to me.

392
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,084
There is no other you.

393
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,954
Lucy's not in Seattle.

394
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:54,658
She's gone. Okay?

395
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:59,930
You've asked me for my help,
and I'm going to do whatever I can, but...

396
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,099
But just consider the possible
that you might be wrong.

397
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,568
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]

398
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,636
That's it.

399
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,072
This isn't right.

400
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,574
I know.

401
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,147
[TODD LAUGHS]

402
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,218
Let's get you home.

403
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,993
Are you coming or what?

404
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,594
[TODD SNIFFLES SOFTLY]

405
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,975
- [TODD SIGHS]
- Are you crying?

406
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:23,280
[CRYING] Would that be weird?

407
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:25,717
No.

408
00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:45,603
Awake already?

409
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,839
Still.

410
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,376
What about you?

411
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,246
I always wake up
right before the baby.

412
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:06,725
So?

413
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,195
What's the deal?

414
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,864
You crazy or what?

415
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:25,309
She's not supposed to be dead.

416
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,047
I know that feeling. [SIGHS]

417
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,418
Why don't you...

418
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,923
why don't you tell me
what happened?

419
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,063
I want to know what happened.

420
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,102
All right.

421
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,073
You guys fought.

422
00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,376
She went to go talk to Dave.

423
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,715
Driving fast, it was dark.

424
00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:09,254
Ran off the road.

425
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,125
You can find it on the highway.

426
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,064
Dave was devastated.

427
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:23,967
I mean, all of us were,
but not like you.

428
00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:28,972
You couldn't let it go.

429
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,875
And we had to, you know?

430
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,014
Dave hated seeing you like that.

431
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:43,153
We'd all just lost Lucy,
didn't want to lose Todd.

432
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,190
But you were way gone.

433
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,261
[BABY CRYING]

434
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:53,998
Right on cue.

435
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,306
- What's her name?
- Hmm?

436
00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,274
The baby,
what's the baby's name?

437
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,410
I didn't even ask.

438
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,246
Lucy.

439
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,216
[BABY COOING]

440
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:23,460
[GENTLE MUSIC]

441
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,396
You're never up before me.

442
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,967
I know, couldn't wait.

443
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,870
Mm, where's this guy been?

444
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:34,773
You feel skinny.

445
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,008
Mimosas.

446
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,949
[KNOCKING]

447
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,219
We're moving
to Seattle. [GIGGLES]

448
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,522
- Both of you?
- That's a weird reaction.

449
00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:55,425
Right, uh, yeah. No, great,
great. That's great.

450
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,328
- [TODD] Babe, who is it?
- It's Dave.

451
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,998
He didn't tell me you
guys were going fishing.

452
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,001
Hey, dude, congrats.

453
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:08,272
- Yeah, I didn't realize that you...
- Yeah.

454
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:11,375
I think I'm going to spend
the day with Lucy today.

455
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,845
- Yeah, yeah.
- Sure, great, great.

456
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:18,549
- [TODD] We'll see you soon.
- Meet us at the tavern later to celebrate.

457
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,861
[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC]

458
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,173
[BABY COOING]

459
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,178
[??] Todd?

460
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,615
Do you want some dinner?

461
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:00,891
- I don't think him staying here is such a good idea.
- Take him somewhere familiar.

462
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,492
Maybe you can
snap him out of it.

463
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,368
[SIGHS] All right, buddy.

464
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,504
- Come on.
- [TODD] No, just leave me.

465
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:18,041
No, come on. Come on,
we can't be on the floor.

466
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,943
[GRUNTS] Come on.

467
00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,511
I got ya, I got ya.

468
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,517
I'm not really
in the going out mood.

469
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,486
Neither am I, but I can't have
you moping around the house

470
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,588
making a bad example
for my daughter, so.

471
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,024
Put something else on.
You look ridiculous.

472
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:43,934
[TODD SIGHS]

473
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:56,346
[CROWD CHATTERING]

474
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,282
[TODD] Hey, buddy.

475
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,184
Cheer up, man.

476
00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:05,088
It's a special occasion.
This is supposed to be fun.

477
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:09,159
Yeah, I mean,
like I said, congrats, man.

478
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,129
You don't seem too happy for me.

479
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:15,499
Oh, no, of course I'm happy.

480
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,969
Come on.

481
00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,971
Let's have
a good night, all right?

482
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:30,080
[LUCY] I mean, he's open,
he's romantic,

483
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:34,251
and now we're going on this
whole new adventure together.

484
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,686
See, I told you.

485
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,154
You should always listen to me.

486
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,122
It's like he's a whole new Todd.

487
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,439
Remember that face
she used to make?

488
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:03,447
[DAVE LAUGHS SOFTLY]

489
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,351
I think it was more like a...

490
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:13,490
[CHUCKLES] - She like,
turns her head and squints her eyes.

491
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,059
- Kind of tightens up her lip.
- That's right.

492
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:19,062
You always knew if she was
about to set you straight.

493
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,099
Call that the Lucy face.

494
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,037
I know how you feel, man.

495
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,073
I don't think you do.

496
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,375
Oh, I do.

497
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,512
I could've been
a better brother.

498
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,317
I didn't appreciate her
enough while she was here.

499
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:45,789
All I cared about was
havin' a good time.

500
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,328
I never really knew
what it was like

501
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,263
to lose someone, you know?

502
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:58,035
You wake up one morning
and everything's different,

503
00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,437
like you're in some
shitty parallel universe.

504
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:04,174
[TENSE MUSIC]

505
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,809
But you can't go back.

506
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,379
We can't hold on to what
things were like, you know?

507
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,815
The sooner that you
come to grips

508
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,417
- with that...
- Wait.

509
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,418
What?

510
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,619
What did you just say?

511
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,722
We can't hold on to

512
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,791
- how things used to be.
- No, no, no.

513
00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:21,825
Before that.

514
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:25,695
- Things are different now?
- No, no, no, before that.

515
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,598
Todd, I don't know,
what did I say?

516
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,500
The parallel universe thing.

517
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:34,204
- Todd, that was not the point of that.
- That's it.

518
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,505
- No, Todd.
- I'm in a parallel universe.

519
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,706
Stop it.

520
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,442
- It all makes sense now.
- No.

521
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,310
- Lucy...
- Stop it.

522
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,778
Baby, and the mustache.

523
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,814
Don't! Stop it.

524
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:47,250
- Other me, he sent me here. He stole my girlfriend.
- Todd.

525
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,455
- He stole my girlfriend.
- Stop being a crazy person.

526
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,856
Don't you understand?

527
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,357
I'm in the wrong universe!

528
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,293
I got to go.

529
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,630
- So when are you guys leaving?
- Two weeks.

530
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,299
Aww. I still can't believe it.

531
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:03,867
I'm going to miss you so much.

532
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,802
They'll come back.
They always come back.

533
00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,237
[GROUP LAUGHS]

534
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,239
- We'll see.
- [DAVE] Mm.

535
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,774
Oh, we should have a toast.

536
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,543
Right? That's appropriate.

537
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,448
Todd, good buddy,
how long we been friends?

538
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,185
Long, right? It's been long.

539
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:26,356
And Lucy, I feel like, God,
I've known you your entire life.

540
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,162
[SIGHS] I wish I could say that I
approved of you guys from the beginning,

541
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,264
but I would be lying.

542
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,802
Todd, I think I even told you,
"Don't date my little sister."

543
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,837
- [BEARDED MAN CHUCKLES]
- Not a joke.

544
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:43,840
But you did.

545
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,442
You did.

546
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,711
And you're still
doing it. [LAUGHS]

547
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,745
[SIGHS LOUDLY]

548
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:54,251
No, you guys are great. I mean,
it's really hard to picture you guys apart,

549
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:58,255
especially since it just
never happens anymore.

550
00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:00,191
You know?

551
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,760
So, hey, to Todd and Lucy.

552
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:07,264
Who needs friends
when ya have each other?

553
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,868
[TODD] Excuse me.

554
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,707
Talk to you outside for a sec?

555
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:18,709
Nope.

556
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,644
Nope.

557
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,750
- What was that about?
- Speakin' my truth, man.

558
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:30,187
- This is important to her.
- What about what's important to me?

559
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,822
It's like you don't remember
anything we talked about.

560
00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,758
What did we talk about?

561
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,793
Maybe how your
relationship to my sister

562
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,763
seems to be more important
than our friendship.

563
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,431
It is, Dave.

564
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:42,433
What is this?

565
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,268
This isn't you.

566
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,670
This is not you.

567
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,871
Classic Dave.

568
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,774
Always looking after
your own needs.

569
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,610
I thought you'd be different.

570
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,280
What do you mean, "Different?"

571
00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:58,282
From what?

572
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:17,834
What's this?

573
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,603
This is your apartment.

574
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:22,806
Maybe other me's apartment,
but it's not mine.

575
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,375
I'm going to tell you now
what I told you then, okay?

576
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:29,346
If you can't let her go,
I can't do this anymore.

577
00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:31,249
She's not dead.

578
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:36,487
Dave, come on.

579
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:39,657
Dave.

580
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,631
I'm sorry about your Lucy.

581
00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:51,369
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]

582
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,774
Which one is it?

583
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,044
103.

584
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,015
[ENGINE STARTS]

585
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,521
[EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

586
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,397
Hello?

587
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,067
I knew it.

588
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,653
[LUCY] I mean, if he was
that upset about it,

589
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:53,757
I don't know why he wouldn't
just say something.

590
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,492
Did he say something to you?

591
00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,528
- Todd?
- Huh?

592
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,463
Has Dave ever said
anything about this

593
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,432
before tonight's
lovely little speech?

594
00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:05,802
I think he might just be
upset about the fishing trip.

595
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:07,971
You know, you could have gone.

596
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,539
You didn't have to stay here.

597
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,608
[TODD SIGHS HEAVILY]

598
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,909
What?

599
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,711
I don't want to get
Dave in trouble.

600
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,146
Tell me.

601
00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,947
- No, I...
- Just tell me.

602
00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:20,750
[TODD SIGHS]

603
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:23,654
Okay.

604
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,495
This is really hard to say.

605
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,634
Dave told me that
I had to let you go

606
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,805
if we're going to continue to
be friends, is how he put it.

607
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,574
[LAUGHS] I mean...

608
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,577
he wouldn't say that.

609
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,214
[TODD SIGHS HEAVILY]

610
00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:55,986
She's asleep.

611
00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,023
Okay.

612
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,026
What?

613
00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:08,732
No.

614
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,087
[DAVE SCOFFS]

615
00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:15,938
I've tried with him.
You know I've tried.

616
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,111
All right, but things are different.
And he needs to learn, okay?

617
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,914
He needs to understand
and he needs to accept it.

618
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,018
Why are you staring at me?

619
00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:32,755
[CHUCKLES] I'm not the problem.

620
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,593
Yeah, fine,
I wasn't there for him.

621
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:37,961
But he wasn't there for me.

622
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,564
Why do I have to be
the better friend?

623
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:43,233
[SCOFFS] No.

624
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,503
You don't know
what you're talkin' about.

625
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:48,004
No, this isn't fair.

626
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:54,110
Okay, look, I know
that he came for help.

627
00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,813
And I just, I pushed him away.
I get it, I know all this.

628
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,649
I know all this, I know it.
I know, I know, I know.

629
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,783
No.

630
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:01,951
Nope.

631
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,525
Fine!

632
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:11,261
[GROANS] Oh, God, you are so...

633
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,631
- I hate when you're right.
- [GENTLE MUSIC]

634
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,666
[DAVE KISSES??]

635
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,571
[DOOR SLAMS]

636
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,573
[BABY CRYING FAINTLY]

637
00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:38,855
Hi.

638
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,957
I miss you.

639
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:41,959
I know.

640
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:46,596
- Do you miss me?
- I don't even know you're gone.

641
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,065
It's strange here.

642
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,900
I don't like it.

643
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,969
It's not that different.

644
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:57,240
Yes, it is. Dave's got
a mustache, and you're dead.

645
00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:58,274
Well, that sucks.

646
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,612
You know, it's funny.

647
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:05,982
You were so scared about going
to another state with me,

648
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:09,852
and now here you are, stuck in
another universe without me.

649
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:14,257
- It's not funny.
- It is when you think about it.

650
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,159
I'm thinkin' about it,
and it's not funny.

651
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,860
It is funny.

652
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,831
You want to make out?
We probably shouldn't.

653
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,633
Someone's breaking in.

654
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:24,701
- What?
- Hide.

655
00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,838
[HANDLE RATTLES]

656
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,640
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

657
00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:54,063
[TODD] Fuck.

658
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,067
[DOOR CREAKS]

659
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,876
- Wait, wait, wait!
- [TECHNICIAN GRUNTS]

660
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:08,778
- Where is it?
- Wait, where, what?

661
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,214
- Where the fuck is it?
- I don't even know what it is.

662
00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:12,782
My lab, you asshole.

663
00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,684
- What?
- What did you do with it?

664
00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:15,952
Wait a minute, you're the...

665
00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:17,420
[TECHNICIAN GROWLS]

666
00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:21,357
- Where is it?
- It wasn't me, it was him.

667
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:23,426
It was other me.

668
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,762
I'm going to count to three.

669
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,997
One, two...

670
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,099
[VASE CRASHING]

671
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:31,768
[TECHNICIAN GROANS]

672
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:33,002
[BODY THUDS]

673
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,138
- [TODD COUGHS]
- Who is this guy?

674
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,708
Todd, what the hell?

675
00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:41,077
[TODD PANTING]

676
00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:43,813
What? Dave, what are you doing?

677
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:45,314
- I'm calling the police.
- No, no, no.

678
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,350
I think I need this
guy to get back.

679
00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,752
Just hear me out, man.

680
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:51,954
Please.

681
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,926
Other me followed him

682
00:44:56,928 --> 00:45:00,329
and his machine for months,

683
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:03,700
just so he could take
my place and send me back here.

684
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,368
It makes perfect sense.

685
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,003
And you know what
the most fucked up thing is?

686
00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:09,038
- I don't.
- Other me stole it

687
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,974
just so, I don't know,
so no one would follow him.

688
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,846
[SIGHS] And now this
guy wants to kill me.

689
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:21,851
That was supposed to make me
think you're not crazy.

690
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,987
This guy has some sort of

691
00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:28,191
interdimensionary
motor-home thingy.

692
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,892
All we have do is find out

693
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:34,297
where this other me,
the other Todd, put it.

694
00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,265
- Dude.
- I'm beggin' you here, man.

695
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:42,004
Please, just consider
the possibility

696
00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:43,940
that I might be right.

697
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,776
You honestly believe this?

698
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,877
Yes.

699
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:48,879
I really do.

700
00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:53,216
[DAVE SIGHS]

701
00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:55,486
Okay.

702
00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:58,421
Okay. I mean...

703
00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,424
I guess it can't hurt to look.

704
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,159
Thank you.

705
00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,495
- Thank you.
- But if we don't find it,

706
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:09,165
or if we do and it's some
retired couple's vacation home,

707
00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:13,102
that's it, okay?

708
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:16,072
We're done, and you
have to accept it.

709
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,175
Okay, all right.

710
00:46:21,513 --> 00:46:23,479
[SIGHS] What about him?

711
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,181
What?

712
00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:26,949
We can't leave him here.

713
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,786
[MELLOW MUSIC]

714
00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:56,078
What are you doing?

715
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,315
- Keeping an eye on Todd.
- So you're following him.

716
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,984
He's acting different. Don't
tell me you haven't noticed.

717
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,586
I have.

718
00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:04,588
He's not himself.

719
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,490
Yeah, he's mad you, dummy.

720
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,826
And you know, honestly,
I'm a little mad, too.

721
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:13,062
Okay, so last night, that
didn't really come out right.

722
00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:16,132
Did you tell him that
he had to let me go

723
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,967
or you wouldn't be
friends with him anymore?

724
00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,168
No, I didn't say...

725
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:22,271
- I didn't say exactly that.
- Mm-hmm.

726
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,608
Look, I don't want
you to move either.

727
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,944
I know better than to try to
talk you out of doing anything,

728
00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:30,046
and I just don't want
to lose Todd too.

729
00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:33,349
Dave, no one's dying.

730
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,484
We're just going to be
six hours away by plane.

731
00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:37,920
I know, that is just like you.

732
00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,423
You just come in here and you
steal my friend away from me.

733
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,425
Oh, my God, okay, that
is not what's happening.

734
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,360
Then why is he acting weird?

735
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:47,029
Maybe try taking a good
look at yourself for once,

736
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,865
and stop staking out my house.

737
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,601
No. Something's up.

738
00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:54,070
I need you to leave.

739
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,071
- Dude.
- Dave.

740
00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,939
- Luce.
- Dave.

741
00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,475
I am so mad at you right now.

742
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,477
- Fine.
- I'm telling mom.

743
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,479
Go ahead.

744
00:48:11,623 --> 00:48:13,923
[ENGINE REVVING]

745
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,980
[??] What are you doing
all the way out there?

746
00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:40,216
- [DAVE ON PHONE] <i>Looking for an RV.</i>
- What RV?

747
00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:42,685
- Why?
- [SIGHS] He says it can send him...

748
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,623
send him back to
his own universe.

749
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:52,929
This is not what I had in mind
when I said he needed help.

750
00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:54,997
Look, some stuff has happened.

751
00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:57,166
I don't know.
What if this is true?

752
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,669
- Dave.
- I know, I know, it's just...

753
00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:04,307
God, God, he really
believes this.

754
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:09,578
I mean, come on. If I woke up
one morning and you were gone,

755
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,380
I'd want my best friend's help.

756
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,551
Abby?

757
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:19,689
Are you silently admiring
what a great friend I am?

758
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:24,593
Yeah, something' like that.

759
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:28,965
Where to next?

760
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,599
I don't know, it's this map.

761
00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:33,235
Do you think this is
a road or a coffee stand?

762
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,073
[DAVE SIGHS]

763
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:39,175
[MELLOW MUSIC]

764
00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:45,448
Dude.

765
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,617
[TECHNICIAN] You son of a bitch!

766
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:49,752
[GROANS] Damn it.

767
00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:51,420
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

768
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,763
He looks mad.

769
00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:03,599
Yeah, he... yeah. Mm-hmm.

770
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:07,370
- [TODD] Maybe you should talk to him.
- [DAVE] No, I'm good.

771
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:08,371
All right,
maybe I'll talk to him.

772
00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,106
Yes, absolutely, do that.

773
00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,515
Just give me two seconds.
Just hear me out.

774
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,652
All right?

775
00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:26,589
What I was trying
to say before was,

776
00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:29,725
I'm not the Todd you're
lookin' for, all right?

777
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,194
Other Todd stole your
motor home, not me.

778
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,463
This other Todd, all right?

779
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:38,200
He sent me here so
he could steal my girlfriend.

780
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:42,471
But, well, I was a jerk to her.

781
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,473
And I have to get back.

782
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,044
All right? So we're
looking for your lab.

783
00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:50,579
And once we find it,
which we will, right, Dave?

784
00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:53,616
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, yes, yes. Absolutely.

785
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,718
Then maybe we could untie you.

786
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,521
And then you could
shoot me back.

787
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,223
I wouldn't.

788
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,059
What do you mean?

789
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:05,227
Well, if you untie me,
I have to kill the both of you.

790
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,595
So I wouldn't.

791
00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:12,234
[DAVE SIGHS]

792
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,343
[MELLOW PIANO MUSIC]

793
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,554
- [ENGINE REVVING]
- [LOUD JAM MUSIC]

794
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,774
[JAZZY PIANO MUSIC]

795
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,524
[CELLPHONE RINGING]

796
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,858
- Hello?
- Did you get my message?

797
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,593
- No.
<i>- What about my text?</i>

798
00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:46,395
- No.
- I sent you an email.

799
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:47,897
- Dave, what is it?
<i>- Todd didn't go to work today.</i>

800
00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:50,266
He's just been walkin'
around all day.

801
00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:51,567
[GROANS] Did you follow him

802
00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:53,769
after I specifically
told you not to?

803
00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:57,373
- When have you ever known Todd to play hooky?
- Shouldn't you be at work?

804
00:52:57,375 --> 00:53:00,709
Now he's just sittin' at this
restaurant, with flowers.

805
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:03,412
Luce, I think
he's havin' an affair.

806
00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,547
I mean, that would
explain all the...

807
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:06,916
Dave, I am meeting him there.

808
00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,518
- Oh.
- Okay, just go home.

809
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,288
[LUCY ON PHONE]<i> This is</i>
<i>getting ridiculous.</i>

810
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,223
- Oh, shit.
<i>- What?</i>

811
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,792
Dave?

812
00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:18,762
Dave?

813
00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:22,631
Hey!

814
00:53:28,472 --> 00:53:31,240
- Hey!
- Whoa, hey, buddy.

815
00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,309
- Why are you following me?
- What? No, what?

816
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:35,377
Just a coincidence.

817
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,478
Twice in one day?

818
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,680
Yes.

819
00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:39,882
Why are you following me?

820
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,418
Something's up with you, man.

821
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,287
You're acting different,
way different.

822
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,890
People don't just
change over night.

823
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,359
Something's up, and I'm going
to figure out what it is.

824
00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,328
- [DAVE GROANS]
- Stay away from me!

825
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:53,896
- I'm going to figure out what's going on.
- You don't understand.

826
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,565
- [DAVE] I don't understand.
- [TIRES SQUEALING]

827
00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:59,368
- Todd!
- See, Todd wouldn't do this,

828
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,804
- you son of a bitch.
- Todd, what the hell?

829
00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,639
What are you doing?

830
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:04,707
[LUCY] Dave, Dave!

831
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,277
What is your deal?

832
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,279
He started it.

833
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:11,347
Dave?

834
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,719
[JAZZY PIANO MUSIC]

835
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:28,731
Wake up.

836
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:29,999
[DAVE GROANS]

837
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:33,302
[GROANS] What is this?

838
00:54:34,038 --> 00:54:35,738
It's a junkyard, you idiot.

839
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:39,742
I thought it might be a good
place to find the motor home.

840
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:40,909
[CAR DOOR OPENS]

841
00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:42,611
[DAVE SIGHS HEAVILY]

842
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,414
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

843
00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:53,689
[TECHNICIAN SIGHS]

844
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,292
Hey, man.

845
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,826
I got to go to the bathroom.

846
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:01,931
You're kidding?

847
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,065
- Right now?
- No, not right now.

848
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,301
If you want, I can turn the
back seat into a porta potti,

849
00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,803
- and then we can go.
- Nope, nope, we'll go.

850
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,405
We'll go. [SIGHS HEAVILY]

851
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,313
[URINE SPLASHING]

852
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,747
[TECHNICIAN GROANS HEAVILY]

853
00:55:21,052 --> 00:55:22,618
So, um...

854
00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:24,720
is this real?

855
00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:26,955
[TECHNICIAN] What?

856
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:30,559
Are you a parallel universe guy?

857
00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,932
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.

858
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:39,568
Well, that whole,
the motor home and Todd and...

859
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,637
You mean my fucking house?

860
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,940
Your little buddy over
there stole it from me,

861
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:47,376
which is grand theft auto,
my friend.

862
00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:51,513
I mean, come on,
you didn't actually believe

863
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,882
that crazy story
he cooked up, did you?

864
00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:56,418
No.

865
00:55:56,420 --> 00:56:01,090
You ask me, your friend
is absolutely nuts.

866
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:23,412
[LUCY] Look, I am not trying
to excuse his behavior,

867
00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:26,448
but maybe if you
made the first move,

868
00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:27,883
you guys could bury the hatchet.

869
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,486
- He started it.
- We are leaving very soon.

870
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:34,656
And I just... can't we just go
back to the way things were?

871
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,926
- I don't think that's going to be possible.
- Why not?

872
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:39,795
- I have a theory.
- What's your theory?

873
00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,397
- You're not going to like it.
- What's your theory, Dave?

874
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,031
I don't think that's Todd.

875
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:45,567
What?

876
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,169
That's as far as I got.

877
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:50,038
Oh, God, you worry me
so very much.

878
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,507
He's skipping work.

879
00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:53,909
He's attacking friends, me.

880
00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,945
He's moving.

881
00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:59,748
Lucy, he's moving. Todd has
never been west of Connecticut,

882
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,850
and that was just over
the border and by accident.

883
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,619
That is not Todd.

884
00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:05,454
- This was a mistake.
- No, no, no, no.

885
00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:07,756
No, no. I have known him
way longer than you have.

886
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,691
That is not Todd, not Todd!

887
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:12,761
- You can't be serious.
- I am 100 percent serious.

888
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,164
- Test him if you don't believe me.
- [LUCY GROANS]

889
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,733
- Ask him something only Todd would know.
- That's crazy.

890
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:19,001
- You'll see.
- You're crazy.

891
00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:20,903
I am not crazy.

892
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,171
[DOOR SLAMS]

893
00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:23,639
I'm not crazy.

894
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,212
All right, I got a good
feelin' about this.

895
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,847
Yeah, maybe we
should just call it.

896
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,482
I just need a little more time.

897
00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:35,951
Todd, we've been at this
all day and all night.

898
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:39,455
We can't look in every literal
junk pile in the state.

899
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,491
We can, I just, I just
need a little more time.

900
00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:45,727
- I asked him.
- What?

901
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:49,031
He says he has no idea
what you're talking about.

902
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:51,533
And you believed him?
Are you serious?

903
00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:53,869
Todd, let's just drop
him off some place.

904
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:58,140
Come back home with me.
You can stay with Abby and I for a while.

905
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,108
- We'll get this all sorted out.
- What? No.

906
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,044
- Dude.
- No!

907
00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:05,048
Get in the car.

908
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,749
I want to show you something.

909
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,755
[SIGHS] Fine.

910
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,734
- Where were you?
- I was at Dave's,

911
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,504
to apologize for my boyfriend,
who, quite frankly,

912
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,173
has been acting more than
a little crazy lately.

913
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:35,811
[SIGHS] And you know,
maybe I'm partly to blame.

914
00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:37,212
I know I sprung
this move on you,

915
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,881
and I was a little rigid.

916
00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:40,749
But you know,
that is not an excuse

917
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,117
to go full-tilt nutso on me.

918
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,185
You're right.

919
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:44,586
I am.

920
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:49,057
No, I mean, you're right.

921
00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:50,659
I haven't been fair to Dave.

922
00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:52,227
You've been an asshole to Dave.

923
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,263
I've been a huge,
flaming asshole to Dave.

924
00:58:54,265 --> 00:58:57,099
Yeah, and now
he's got all these ideas

925
00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:59,234
about you not being you and...

926
00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:03,705
Look, I don't even
know what that means.

927
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,909
Tomorrow, I'm going
to go talk to him,

928
00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,110
and I'm going to
set things right.

929
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,145
Because we're leaving,

930
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,714
and I want to
leave on the right foot.

931
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,284
- Because you're right.
- Yeah, look...

932
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,655
I appreciate everything
you've been doing

933
00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:20,923
and how hard you've
been working,

934
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:23,091
but just... [SIGHS]

935
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:25,994
Don't go changing
completely on me, okay?

936
00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:27,062
You got it.

937
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,333
- Let's go to bed.
- [LUCY] Yeah.

938
00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:35,037
[MELLOW MUSIC]

939
01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:10,072
[DAVE SIGHS]

940
01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:12,074
I believe that this
is real for you,

941
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,978
but you have to try to face
the world without her.

942
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,284
I can't.

943
01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:33,962
Come on.

944
01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:59,154
[TODD] Holy shit.

945
01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:02,057
Holy shit, holy shit.

946
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,059
Holy shit.

947
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,832
Holy shit!

948
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:12,100
We found it.

949
01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:13,301
Holy shit.

950
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,307
Holy shit.

951
01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,116
Dude.

952
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,318
Get the guy.

953
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,920
You believe me now?

954
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,122
This is either
the most elaborate prank

955
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,758
in history of ever
or you were tellin' the truth.

956
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:40,362
[TODD LAUGHS] - Either way,
I got to see how this turns out.

957
01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:48,136
[DAVE EXHALES DEEPLY]

958
01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:00,782
- [TECHNICIAN GROWLS]
- [TODD] It wasn't fair to you.

959
01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:02,851
I don't know what got over me.

960
01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:09,024
[SIGHS] I think I was just
under a lot of pressure,

961
01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:12,794
thinking that I'd lost Lucy.

962
01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,362
But I've come to my senses now,

963
01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:16,264
and I, really,
I want to apologize.

964
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,033
I wasn't treating you like
a friend should treat a person.

965
01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,367
And for that, I'm sorry.

966
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,505
Well, I probably shouldn't have
been following you anyway.

967
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:25,307
That is true. [CHUCKLES]

968
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:30,112
Why don't we put this
whole thing behind us?

969
01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,013
I think that's a good idea.

970
01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,084
Buddy.

971
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:41,156
You know, for a while there, I was afraid this
was going to turn out just like Montreal.

972
01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,091
Yeah, but it's all good, man.

973
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,964
- Did you ever find your passport?
- Yeah.

974
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,866
Yeah? Where was it?

975
01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,267
It was in my bag the whole time.

976
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,402
- [LAUGHS] No shit.
- The entire time.

977
01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:55,470
Really?

978
01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:57,072
You were so mad.

979
01:02:57,074 --> 01:02:59,307
I know. I know.

980
01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,042
I was wrong about that, too.

981
01:03:02,379 --> 01:03:04,479
I've never been to Montreal.

982
01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:05,814
And neither have you.

983
01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,316
[TODD SIGHS]

984
01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,489
- [BOTH GROANING]
- [ITEMS CLATTERING]

985
01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:17,025
[EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

986
01:03:17,027 --> 01:03:18,860
I want to let it go, Dave.

987
01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:22,063
But you just had
to have it your way.

988
01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:26,268
The funny thing is...

989
01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:31,439
Is that the Dave I know would have
never put up such a fuss over me.

990
01:03:35,546 --> 01:03:37,846
What'd you say to Lucy?

991
01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:40,849
[MUFFLED VOICE] I told her
you're not Todd.

992
01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,017
What?

993
01:03:42,019 --> 01:03:45,086
I told her that you're not Todd!

994
01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:51,193
I told her that you're not Todd.

995
01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,160
But I am Todd.

996
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:56,298
And I'm a better Todd for her
than your Todd ever was.

997
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:58,099
Except you're an insane person.

998
01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:01,903
[SIGHS] I really wish
people would stop saying that.

999
01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:03,405
I'm not an insane person.

1000
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,041
I did this for her.

1001
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,478
I did this because I love her.

1002
01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:14,182
What did you do with him?

1003
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:17,252
I think he's fine.

1004
01:04:17,254 --> 01:04:20,922
But... the bigger
problem here is,

1005
01:04:20,924 --> 01:04:23,091
I can't have you messin'
things up for me

1006
01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:28,330
and Lucy... here.

1007
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,468
Tell her there was
a misunderstanding,

1008
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:37,138
and that we worked it all out
and nothing else.

1009
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,549
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

1010
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:51,987
[DAVE]<i> Hey, Lucy, it's Dave.</i>

1011
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:55,657
<i>Just wanted to call to tell you
that, you know, Todd came by.</i>

1012
01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:59,127
<i>We worked it all out. It was
just a big misunderstanding.</i>

1013
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:02,063
<i>So if I don't see you
before you go,</i>

1014
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,598
<i>you know, have a great tri...</i>

1015
01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:10,138
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

1016
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,575
[DAVE'S VOICEMAIL]
<i>Hey, it's Dave, uh,</i>

1017
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,676
<i>Leave me a message.</i>

1018
01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:17,546
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

1019
01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,949
[TENSE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

1020
01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:25,086
[CELLPHONE RINGING]

1021
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,059
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

1022
01:05:30,661 --> 01:05:33,461
Fuck. Hey, hey, baby.

1023
01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:35,530
- Hey, Todd.
- Hi, everything's, uh,

1024
01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:37,632
- everything's good, just a little...
- [DAVE SHOUTS]

1025
01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:39,301
- Wait, wait.
- Have you heard from Dave? <i>-Busy right now, let me,</i>

1026
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:40,635
let me call you back.

1027
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,711
- All right, come on.
- Hey, tut-tut, tut-tut, tut-tut.

1028
01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,147
What is this?
What are you doin' here?

1029
01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:55,083
- Look, I need this guy sent out now. I have cash.
- Oh, you have cash.

1030
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:57,485
- I haven't caught a jumper in days.
- A what?

1031
01:05:57,487 --> 01:06:00,555
You show up wanting your
double gone, which is fine.

1032
01:06:00,557 --> 01:06:02,691
I don't know your life,
it's none of my business.

1033
01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:05,427
But ever since then, I haven't
had anyone come through.

1034
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:09,464
And personally, I think you
had something' to do with it.

1035
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,498
Hey!

1036
01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:12,701
- [METAL BANGS]
- Ow!

1037
01:06:12,703 --> 01:06:15,136
[GROANING]

1038
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,072
[WRENCH THUDS]

1039
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:19,441
How many times am I going
to have to do this?

1040
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:27,415
[GRUMBLES] God damn it.

1041
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,284
- It was the other Todd.
- He stole your lab.

1042
01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,586
I wouldn't steal from you.
I would never steal from you.

1043
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:35,090
Do you think I don't hear this
bullshit excuse all the time?

1044
01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:36,558
It wasn't me,
it was the other me.

1045
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,160
But you've got the wrong Todd.
Listen to me.

1046
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:42,330
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter,
because now I have to kill you.

1047
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,100
- No, you don't.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I do.

1048
01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:47,268
- No, no, you don't.
- [TECHNICIAN SCREAMS]

1049
01:06:47,270 --> 01:06:49,170
I don't want to argue
about this, all right.

1050
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,672
Come on, outside. Blood's bad

1051
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,540
- for the machines.
- You don't have to kill us.

1052
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,342
- Yes, I do.
- No, listen to me. Just listen to me.

1053
01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,244
- Sorry I got us into this, man.
- No, it's my fault.

1054
01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,713
If I had just helped you instead
of telling you to move on.

1055
01:06:58,715 --> 01:07:01,116
It's not your fault. I'm sorry, I
just, I wanted to get back to Lucy.

1056
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:02,684
Oh, God, shut up. Who's first?

1057
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,619
- I was being selfish.
- I'm the selfish one.

1058
01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:08,156
- Ah, to hell with it, mustache!
- Wait a minute, Dave has a baby!

1059
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,292
Jesus.

1060
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,261
Why'd you tell me that, hmm?

1061
01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,131
Why? Now I got to think
about his kid's face

1062
01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:17,799
- while I bash his skull in.
- [DAVE] Let Todd go!

1063
01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,367
He's not the one you want.

1064
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:24,172
Guy, I'm not lettin' anybody go!

1065
01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,807
The Todd that stole your lab,
he's still out there.

1066
01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:29,144
And like I told you before,
I don't believe you.

1067
01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:30,712
- So...
- But what if it's true?!

1068
01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:33,381
He's still out there.

1069
01:07:34,684 --> 01:07:35,784
He thinks he got away with it.

1070
01:07:35,786 --> 01:07:38,253
I mean, he's laughing at you.

1071
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,390
[DAVE] Why take the risk, right?

1072
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:46,461
Send him back.
He'll get other Todd for you.

1073
01:07:46,463 --> 01:07:49,097
I'll stay as collateral.

1074
01:07:49,099 --> 01:07:50,732
- Dave.
- [TECHNICIAN GRUNTS]

1075
01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:52,300
He thinks he won.

1076
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:57,739
[SCOFFS] Don't you just want
to smash his stupid face in?

1077
01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,774
- Dave.
- Shut up.

1078
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:01,242
So you're willin'
to bet your life

1079
01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:03,111
that he doesn't just disappear?

1080
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:06,514
He wouldn't do that.

1081
01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:11,619
[TECHNICIAN SIGHS]

1082
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,493
All right, back inside.

1083
01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:19,594
- What?
- What?

1084
01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:22,597
You want to go back or not?

1085
01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:31,773
- [LEVER THUDS]
- [ELECTRICITY BUZZING]

1086
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,512
[EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

1087
01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:41,216
[TODD] You shouldn't
have done that.

1088
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,318
Well, if I didn't we'd
both be dead, so save it.

1089
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,886
What if I can't send him back?

1090
01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:47,155
There's always plan B.

1091
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,293
- You're the man.
- I am the man.

1092
01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:54,696
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1093
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:58,133
- Come on. [GROWLS]
- [DAVE YELPS]

1094
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:02,738
Don't move.

1095
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,339
And you,
you've got 'til sundown.

1096
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,541
Or else. [IMITATES
FLESH SQUELCHING]

1097
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:10,845
Hey.

1098
01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,648
Say hi to Lucy for me.

1099
01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,419
[SOMBER ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

1100
01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:19,687
[COMPUTER CHIRPING]

1101
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,924
[LEVER CLUNKS]

1102
01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,459
[MACHINES WHIRRING]

1103
01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:27,796
[LEVER CLUNKS]

1104
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,369
- [MACHINES BEEPING]
- [HANDLE CRANKING]

1105
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,639
[MACHINE BUZZING]

1106
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:39,340
[AIR WHOOSHING]

1107
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,612
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

1108
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,485
[AIR WHOOSHING]

1109
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:09,871
[KEYS CLACKING]

1110
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,739
[COMPUTER CHIRPING]

1111
01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:15,376
[MACHINE BUZZING]

1112
01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,545
[HANDLE CLANGING]

1113
01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:21,983
- [LEVER CLUNKING]
- [MACHINE STRUGGLING]

1114
01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:27,388
What?

1115
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:28,690
Low power?

1116
01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,692
- [SLAMS COMPUTER]
- [COMPUTER BEEPS]

1117
01:10:32,796 --> 01:10:35,263
- [SWITCH CLICKS]
- [ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]

1118
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,233
Yes, yes.

1119
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:40,236
Don't move.

1120
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,739
[DAVE ON PHONE]<i> It was just</i>
<i>a big misunderstanding.</i>

1121
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,976
<i>So, um, if I don't see you
before you go, you know,</i>

1122
01:10:47,978 --> 01:10:49,310
<i>have a great tri...</i>

1123
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,580
It sounds normal to me.

1124
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,582
Yeah, but the way that it
just ends, and his tone.

1125
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,650
His tone is weird.

1126
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,319
I don't know him very well,

1127
01:10:58,321 --> 01:11:00,321
but based on his behavior
the other night?

1128
01:11:00,323 --> 01:11:01,723
Yeah, but that wasn't like him.

1129
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,024
Something was going on.

1130
01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:05,627
Yeah, maybe.

1131
01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:06,961
No, I mean, yeah.

1132
01:11:06,963 --> 01:11:08,863
But, look...

1133
01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:12,600
Dave has this theory

1134
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:17,605
that Todd isn't Todd.

1135
01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:20,041
That it's an impostor.

1136
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,644
[ABBY LAUGHS]

1137
01:11:23,546 --> 01:11:26,514
[CHUCKLING] Lucy,
that's ridiculous.

1138
01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:27,582
Who else could it be?

1139
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,850
I don't know, but...

1140
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,487
something is different.
Todd is different.

1141
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,955
I thought that was a good thing.

1142
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,490
It is.

1143
01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:36,758
I mean, it was, but...

1144
01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,695
something just isn't right.

1145
01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:41,863
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]

1146
01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,392
Hey.

1147
01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,428
Well, I'm going to go.

1148
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,032
It was nice to see you, Todd.

1149
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,701
It was nice to see you, too.

1150
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:22,870
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]

1151
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:25,541
Hey, babe.

1152
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:27,942
How are ya?

1153
01:12:27,944 --> 01:12:29,977
How'd it go with Dave?

1154
01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,713
It went really well.

1155
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,781
It's good, I think we
really worked it out now.

1156
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,817
Really? 'Cause I got kind of
a strange message from him.

1157
01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,618
I have a surprise for you.

1158
01:12:42,392 --> 01:12:43,624
We're goin' to Seattle.

1159
01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:44,926
I know.

1160
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:46,627
No.

1161
01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:47,729
No, no, wait.

1162
01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:49,497
No, no, no, we're, we're,

1163
01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:50,765
We're goin' tonight.

1164
01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,033
[TENSE MUSIC]

1165
01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:05,046
I'm not going to wait to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1166
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,581
It starts tonight.

1167
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:17,058
Do you remember that
fight we had last week?

1168
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,060
Yes.

1169
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,395
Yes.

1170
01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:22,530
I never apologized to you.

1171
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,166
No, no, there's...

1172
01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:30,505
- You don't need to.
- It's just, I really love you in that shirt.

1173
01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,408
I know you do.

1174
01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,010
It's okay.

1175
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:38,414
Go pack a bag.

1176
01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:40,883
Okay.

1177
01:13:57,167 --> 01:13:59,100
[DAVE ON PHONE]
<i>Hey, it's Dave, uh.</i>

1178
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,701
<i>Leave me a message.</i>

1179
01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:02,603
Hi, Dave, it's me.
Just please call me back

1180
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,539
as soon as you get this.

1181
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,940
I think you might be right.

1182
01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:09,110
I just, I want to make
sure you're okay.

1183
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,679
So just, please,
please, call me back.

1184
01:14:11,681 --> 01:14:13,448
Shit, shit, shit.

1185
01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:15,650
Shit. [GASPS]

1186
01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:17,185
[OTHER TODD] Babe, you okay?

1187
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:21,956
Yeah, yeah.

1188
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:25,993
Yeah, I'm fine. I just, I
stubbed my toe on the radiator.

1189
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,596
- Want some ice or something?
- No, thank you.

1190
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,208
What the fuck.

1191
01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:44,111
[TODD] Lucy.

1192
01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,613
Lucy, oh, my God.

1193
01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:46,647
Here, come on.

1194
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:48,716
[TODD GROANS]

1195
01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:49,951
[TODD] Lucy.

1196
01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,654
- I thought I'd never see you again.
- Shh.

1197
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:54,989
Okay, what is happening?

1198
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,692
- I was in a parallel universe.
- What?

1199
01:14:57,694 --> 01:15:00,795
And the other me, a parallel me,
he sent me here so he could take my place.

1200
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:03,731
- Oh, you can't be serious.
- If I'm not serious, then why are there two Todds?

1201
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,066
Okay, okay, okay.

1202
01:15:05,068 --> 01:15:06,634
It was terrible.

1203
01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:07,835
But Other Dave was there.

1204
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,271
And he helped me,
and now I'm back.

1205
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,873
And we have to send
Other Todd back,

1206
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,542
or Dave, Other Dave,
he's in trouble.

1207
01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:15,977
- Do you know what I'm saying?
- No.

1208
01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,545
Okay, in case anything happens,

1209
01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:18,913
I need you to know
that you were right.

1210
01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:21,015
I'm sorry, I do have
a fucking bullshit

1211
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,284
- resistant attitude.
- No, no, no. I shouldn't have pushed you.

1212
01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,886
Of course I want to
go with you, of course I do.

1213
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:26,654
I just, I need to get
out of my own way.

1214
01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:28,189
This is something we should
have decided together.

1215
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,091
I needed to realize
how important it was to you.

1216
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,560
And honestly, what a small
sacrifice it is to go somewhere

1217
01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,695
- that's really still in this universe.
- Todd.

1218
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,631
It wasn't until I saw what the
world would be like without...

1219
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,065
Okay, Todd, Todd.
I love you, too,

1220
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:39,767
but I need you
to shut up right now.

1221
01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:41,869
Because I think something
happened to Dave.

1222
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,305
- Our Dave, what happened?
- All I know is that he went to see him,

1223
01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:46,007
and now Dave is not
answering his phone.

1224
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,775
I know exactly what happened.

1225
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,644
We need to get Other Todd
back to the lab.

1226
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,946
I swear to God, you are not
making any sense right now.

1227
01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:55,550
I'm going to call you in five
minutes. Pretend I'm Dave.

1228
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,151
Trust me.

1229
01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,786
- Okay.
- Okay.

1230
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,054
[GENTLE MUSIC]

1231
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,071
[OTHER TODD] Talkin' to someone?

1232
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,673
I left a message for Dave.

1233
01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,274
I just wanted to
let him know the good news.

1234
01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:22,710
Oh. That's nice.

1235
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:24,145
[CELLPHONE BUZZING]

1236
01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:27,081
Oh, hey, Dave.

1237
01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:28,950
Yeah, he's here, why?

1238
01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:30,918
Oh, no. [CHUCKLES]

1239
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,653
Hey, buddy, what's goin' on?

1240
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,724
Dave, you all right?

1241
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:40,695
Okay. Yeah.

1242
01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:42,457
Yeah, no problem.
All right, just stay there.

1243
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,033
He's wasted. I guess he had
too many drinks at the bar.

1244
01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,902
I'm going to go pick him up,
take him home.

1245
01:16:47,904 --> 01:16:49,737
- Let me come with you.
- No, no, no, no.

1246
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,739
I got it, I'm good.

1247
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,641
You, uh...
Someone's got to pack, so.

1248
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:57,244
[TENSE MUSIC]

1249
01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:47,795
[OTHER TODD WHISPERS] Oh, shit.

1250
01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,697
Lucy.

1251
01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:51,198
I can explain.

1252
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,433
I wish someone would.

1253
01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:57,938
[PANTING]

1254
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,876
Listen, I know this looks bad.

1255
01:18:01,878 --> 01:18:04,111
But I did this for you.

1256
01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:07,281
Okay, so you impersonated
my boyfriend

1257
01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:09,250
and kidnapped my brother for me?

1258
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:12,720
Okay, I may be guilty of
a little light kidnapping.

1259
01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,722
But I am Todd.

1260
01:18:14,724 --> 01:18:17,458
I'm Todd Plus.
I'm better than Other Todd.

1261
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:20,061
- You're Other Todd!
- You're Other Todd!

1262
01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:23,615
All right, all right.

1263
01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,066
Yes, you might be more
passionate than Todd,

1264
01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,333
and slightly thinner.

1265
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:29,904
But you, you're not Todd.

1266
01:18:31,774 --> 01:18:33,040
[OTHER TODD] Listen...

1267
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:37,244
I did this to be,

1268
01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:39,046
I did this to be with you again.

1269
01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:42,249
What do you mean?

1270
01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,350
You didn't tell her?

1271
01:18:45,254 --> 01:18:46,420
I was going to...

1272
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,825
I was going to tell you.

1273
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:55,329
Lucy, I did this because,
where I'm from,

1274
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,363
I lost you.

1275
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,000
You died.

1276
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,036
And I had to be with you.

1277
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,370
[SOFT AMBIENT MUSIC]

1278
01:19:09,812 --> 01:19:10,911
Okay.

1279
01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:14,348
That's, uh...

1280
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:17,952
that's really sweet.

1281
01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:23,190
But you didn't do this for me.

1282
01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:26,060
No, I did it to be,

1283
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,762
I did it to be with you.

1284
01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:29,096
That's not the same thing.

1285
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:35,069
I am really sorry
about what happened.

1286
01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:37,404
- Lucy.
- But I'm not her.

1287
01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:39,774
No, you, you are her.

1288
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,510
No, I'm not.

1289
01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:47,081
[OTHER TODD CRIES]

1290
01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,415
You need to go back.

1291
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,423
[HEAD THUDDING]

1292
01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,361
[OTHER TODD SIGHS]

1293
01:20:00,363 --> 01:20:04,165
[OTHER TODD SOBS]

1294
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,269
[FIST THUDS]

1295
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,510
- Hey, bro.
- Holy shit.

1296
01:20:16,512 --> 01:20:18,312
A little help here?

1297
01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,181
Jesus Christ.

1298
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:22,049
Have you been there
the whole time?

1299
01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:39,099
Mm, I should have
listened to you.

1300
01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,303
I was right.

1301
01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:43,337
You were right.

1302
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:49,944
I'm really glad
you and Todd are together.

1303
01:20:50,947 --> 01:20:52,213
Yeah?

1304
01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:53,881
Yeah, Other Todd's an asshole.

1305
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:59,420
So they're ready
in there if you want to...

1306
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:04,024
I don't know,
say goodbye or whatever.

1307
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:07,061
Do you think that's appropriate?

1308
01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:09,997
[JAZZY MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC]

1309
01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:12,067
Okay.

1310
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,464
[COMPUTER CHIRPING]

1311
01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,536
[SIGHS] Hey, Lucy?

1312
01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:50,538
Yeah?

1313
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:53,240
Did you sleep with him?

1314
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,308
Todd.

1315
01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:55,342
Not a good time.

1316
01:21:55,344 --> 01:21:57,211
I get it, not a good time.

1317
01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,481
- [HANDLE CRANKING]
- [MACHINES WHIRRING]

1318
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:02,182
[AIR WHOOSHING]

1319
01:22:04,053 --> 01:22:05,586
[AIR WHOOSHING]

1320
01:22:11,227 --> 01:22:13,027
- [DOOR THUDDING]
- Damn it!

1321
01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:23,570
[TECHNICIAN] You're the...

1322
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,943
[TECHNICIAN GRUNTING]

1323
01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:31,578
Ow, damn it.

1324
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:35,215
- What about ice cream? Is it all the same flavors?
- Yes.

1325
01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:36,984
- What about the sky?
- It's blue.

1326
01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:39,286
Do dogs bark, do birds swim?
Do fish fly? What, like...

1327
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:42,256
- Did you just ask if birds swim?
- What was this other me like?

1328
01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:44,658
Is he insane, too?
'Cause you were insane.

1329
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,026
No, no.

1330
01:22:46,028 --> 01:22:47,561
He was a good guy.

1331
01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:53,100
Yeah, he was like you
but smarter.

1332
01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:55,436
Oh, you are such an
asshole. [CHUCKLES]

1333
01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:58,539
- But he did have a mustache.
- Yeah?

1334
01:22:58,541 --> 01:22:59,473
- That was different.
- Really?

1335
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,175
Mm-hmm, yeah.

1336
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:02,543
What do you think?
You think I should grow one?

1337
01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:03,677
No.

1338
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:05,346
I didn't say it looked good.

1339
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,116
[TODD SIGHS]

1340
01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:11,719
Oh, shit, I missed
the fishing trip.

1341
01:23:11,721 --> 01:23:14,521
No, I get it.
Circumstances and everything.

1342
01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:16,423
- Yeah.
- What are you doin' tomorrow?

1343
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,760
- Fishing?
- Yep.

1344
01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:25,232
- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
- Oh, hey, Dave.

1345
01:23:25,234 --> 01:23:27,668
- Yeah?
- You know Abby, right?

1346
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:30,037
Yeah, Lucy's cute
friend that hates me?

1347
01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:33,440
[TODD LAUGHS]

1348
01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,609
That's, that's pretty funny.

1349
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:37,445
Why is that funny?

1350
01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:40,614
- See ya later, man.
- Todd.

1351
01:23:40,616 --> 01:23:41,648
Why is that funny?

1352
01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,190
I have no idea what's going on.

1353
01:23:56,599 --> 01:24:01,602
Yes, I do see here that
it says nonrefundable tickets.

1354
01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,805
But it's a funny story,
'cause I actually,

1355
01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,673
I didn't book the tickets.

1356
01:24:08,077 --> 01:24:09,443
Yes, that's me.

1357
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,413
No, I didn't change my mind.

1358
01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:14,748
I didn't, [LAUGHS]
like I said, I know it's...

1359
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:15,750
It's a long story.

1360
01:24:16,752 --> 01:24:18,285
Okay.

1361
01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:19,620
All right, thank you.

1362
01:24:21,123 --> 01:24:22,456
Bye.

1363
01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,091
So they don't take
the whole twin

1364
01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:28,195
- from another universe excuse?
- No.

1365
01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:33,100
No, they didn't, but now we
have a 2,500 dollar credit, so.

1366
01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,204
So.

1367
01:24:36,806 --> 01:24:38,238
[TODD] So.

1368
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,474
I got offered a job in Seattle.

1369
01:24:43,112 --> 01:24:45,412
- I know.
- No, Todd, we're starting over.

1370
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,848
Oh, okay. Sorry.

1371
01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:52,419
I was offered a job in Seattle.
What do you think?

1372
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:54,855
I think that's a swell
opportunity, Luce.

1373
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:58,759
- You think we should go?
- I'm glad you asked.

1374
01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:01,829
I think we should make
a quick pro, con list.

1375
01:25:01,831 --> 01:25:04,098
- Terrific idea.
- Great.

1376
01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:06,100
[CURIOUS PIANO MUSIC]

1377
01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:09,703
Scooch.

1378
01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:11,405
Okay.

1379
01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:13,640
Pro, Providence.

1380
01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:17,478
We'd get to see
your brother more.

1381
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:20,280
Con, Providence, we'd have
to see my brother more.

1382
01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:22,116
Okay, great, those cancel out.

1383
01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,218
Okay.

1384
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,653
Pro, Providence.

1385
01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:29,790
Oh, did I mention that
Dave and Abby are married

1386
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,126
- in the parallel universe?
- No.

1387
01:25:32,128 --> 01:25:33,460
Yes, yeah, that's entirely true.

1388
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:35,395
That's a distant universe.

1389
01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:42,369
[BABY BABBLES]

1390
01:25:48,611 --> 01:25:49,643
Oh.

1391
01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:52,613
Read it.

1392
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,383
What? You want me to
read you the book?

1393
01:25:56,385 --> 01:25:58,218
Read it.

1394
01:25:58,220 --> 01:25:59,220
Okay.

1395
01:26:01,423 --> 01:26:04,558
So once upon a time,
there was a little boy

1396
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,493
who went to a parallel universe.

1397
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:10,631
And then he tried
to get the girl.

1398
01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:13,700
And then things don't work out
as he had planned.

1399
01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:19,673
But it all kind of
works out in the end, so...

1400
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,910
[BABY COOS]

1401
01:26:22,912 --> 01:26:25,412
[BABY SHOUTS]

1402
01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:26,647
[TODD MIMICKING]

1403
01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,685
[TODD IMITATES CAT MEOWING]

1404
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:43,197
[TODD GASPS]

1405
01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:44,431
[TODD LAUGHS]

1406
01:26:53,576 --> 01:26:56,376
[MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC]