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roommates - elden ring

Jul 20th, 2022 (edited)
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  1. from /roommates/ - "Mike Has Some Strange Family" Edition
  2. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49454621/#49474627
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  4. I have a dumb idea, like what if Mike found a copy of Elden Ring and decided to try it out. idk how good he will be at it but let's say he get to this part
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  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9akEr9y7XA [Embed]
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  8. the reason I am talking about this is because what if Bonbon walk in to ask mike and she see that, she jumpscare him by asking him "where can I find this game?!".
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  10. she most likely add to her human fanfic or something.
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  12. as I said before, this is a dumb idea but i thought it could be interesting.
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  14. In another thread, I think some Anons played with the idea that a few Fromsoft Games would probably be considered "very close to Human lore, if a bit dark".
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  16. So yeah, Bonbon would probably have a shitfit over Mike having that game.
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  18. Haddock would have far too much fun with the anchor
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  20. yep
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  22. >All these Fromsoft games make Bonbon think humans are even more magical and absurdly powerful then before
  23. >"I never knew humans could fuse with each other like that! Or that they are practically immortal! Humans really are the coolest! Right Mike?"
  24. >Mike doesn't have the heart to tell her humans are just hairless apes that are really good at throwing shit and jogging.
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  26. Bonbon would be absolutely all over it spending hours making her humanfu
  27. Now as to playing it would be a really big show of more running and and seeing the world rather than playing
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  29. Don't think anything within the next state could play it unless Mike also got a PC
  30. The fact a big bad is named dung eater fits in human show humor too
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  32. Beanie would want to play above anyone else. Think of her joy of getting a high detailed fantasy game when she's used to Wii and Gameboy
  33. >Only complaint is there's no bunny option in player creation so she could be Death Bun
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  35. Beanie gives the PC purple skin, Biggest pile of iron available, and uses the ultra great sword
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  37. >"Man this game is awesome, but I kinda wish there was an option to play as a Bunny, or any other species besides Human. I could've made a badass Death Bun build." Beanie says
  38. >"Are you crazy?! Why the hell would you ever wanna play as something as lame as a Bunny in a game like this?!" Bonbon yells in shock
  39. >Beanie gives her this look, hoping she realizes what the hell she just said, but of course Bonbon does not.
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  41. ER is cool but has anyone ever talked about if Mike had the regular FNAF games
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  43. Pretty sure that'd give him an existential crisis or five.
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  45. It would give everyone a extental crisis
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  47. hoarah loux from elden ring Replaces mike how would the story change let’s after he dies he wake up in the roommates universe
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  49. Morgott and mohg come for a visit how does that go down what is everyone thinking
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  51. Mogh would try to fk Rackham the instant he catches him crossdressing
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  53. rackham tops
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  55. >Topping a literal Blood God thats thrice his size
  56. Yeah sure Rack, whatever helps you and your gaping asshole sleep at night
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  58. Needing to compensate?
  59. Rackham tops
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  61. The day Rack tops someone like this is the day Goose sees again
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