Hanayui no Shou 27-2H

Tsukkomi-class Heroes - 2

[Food court]

Suz: W-What is this group supposed to be... I'm sorry, I apologise, I don't have any money!

Sek: Huh? Money?

Kar: I told you already, we're not delinquents pulling you over!

Mit: Ah... So that's what she thought this was...

Gin: Really? Honestly, I thought she was a bo...

Sek: Shh! Gin-chan, quiet. Don't get careless.

Gin: Ah, sorry. I was worried, slipped up.

Suz: Uuh, well... Why did you bring me here?

Its: You see... We feel that you possess an outstanding talent, Suzume-san.

Suz: Eeh!? I don't have any! There's no way I could have one! Absolutely untrue! Spare me the battlefield!

Mit: Battlefield?

Suz: I'll cough up the money I saved for snacks today, so don't send me to the front lines!

Kar: Stop treating this as a shakedown already!

Sek: Nobody's expecting anything out of your pocket money.

Suz: Eeeh... So you already know how much pocket money I have? W-W-What kind of crime ring are you running!?

Gin: What, we're being treated as villains now!?

Mit: U-Uh, let's calm down a little. I'll get straight to the point.

Mit: We think that you, Kagajou-san... might be a tsukkomi-class Hero!

Suz: You're wrong, that's wrong, this is misunderstanding! I'm a shield-wielding defence-focused little bird who values her life!

Suz: Wait no, that's wrong too. I'm a clumsy, weak, dimwitted sparrow, chirp chirp!

Kar: Whoa... T-This machine gun-like talking speed!

Sek: This abundant vocabulary...

Its: Perfect speed and timing...

Gin: I can smell the talent in the air...

Kar: It's decided, then.

Suz: Don't decide it!

Kar: No, it's decided. Kagajou Suzume! Starting today, you're a member of our tsukkomi group!

Suz: No way! The tsukkomi group!?