Jason In HoH?

Jason: ugh we're still in fucking Italy
Jason: I hate meetings
Jason: HOLY FUCK MIDGET MONKEYS ARE HUMPING MY GIRLFRIEND
Jason: Leo...your waist is so...warm...
Jason: but no homo though
Jason: THESE FRICKGN MONKEYS JUST CAPTURED ME
Jason: *swoops in this bitch like Peter Pan*
Jason: lol wat did I miss
Jason: OMG ME AND REYNA WANTED TO GO TO THIS TEMPLE TO HAVE THE SEX no homo piper bby
Nico: We need to find the scepter
Jason: *wraps arms around Nico's supple waist* leggo then
Nico: dude don't touch my supple waist that's so fucking homo
Jason: can't stop won't stop
Jason: CUPID CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
Jason: LOL I knew you were homo as fuck Nico
Jason: lol a turtle
Jason: COACH HEDGE YOU DUMB FUCK YOU DROPPED MY FUCKING SWORD
Jason: lol Hazel bby wat are we doing
Jason: HOLY SHIT THIS CRUSTY TOED BITCH ALMOST POPPED A CAP IN MY ASS
Jason: lol but I have a real alternative haircut now Piper will be pleased
Jason: HAZEL WTF IS THIS HARRY POTTER BULLSHIT
Jason: *unconscious*
Jason: PIPER WTF WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
Jason: Lol fuck the Romans #GREEKSQUAD
Jason: I FUCKING HATE HORSES
Jason: Nico stop stalking me I know everybody wants a piece of my d but that doesn't mean you can have it
Jason: oh there you are Leo
Jason: FRANK TAKE THIS PRAETORSHIP IM FINE AS FUCK
Jason: Lol it's my bae- oh um I mean bro Percy
Jason: *sexual tension ensues with Percy*
Jason: Oh there you are Reyna
Jason: lol lets have a picnic