poop chute says:
 henry wouldd NEVER let her live that down ever omg
 fake british accent behind her back
 acts like he didnt do anything when she gives him a look
Mel says:
 "you makin' fun 'a me? I oughtta rip 'em rings right out ye lip, you git."
poop chute says:
 he has terrible bad luck and is also kind of a criminal? but a really bad one
 he's been in jail and is like a modern treasure hunter in the way that sometimes he hijacks trucks
 treasure hunter/pirate same difference
 oh my god he probably doesnt even know how to guns he's such a babied mommas boy
Mel says:
 does he like
 stick 40's in his pants when he visits gas stations
 and the chinese store owner is like
 WHAT YOU DOIN BOY I CAN SEE YOU SMUGGLING ALCOHOL
poop chute says:
 YES
Mel says:
 YOUR PEEPEE IS NOT DAT BIG
poop chute says:
 HE JUST. FAILS AT EVERYTHING.
Mel says:
 fuck i'm crying
poop chute says:
 forgets to put the gas pump back
 forgets its still in his cycle and tries to drive off and it snaps in two and the store owner comes out with a shotgun
 OH SHIT
Mel says:
 cordon laughing her ass off in the distance
poop chute says:
 im pretty sure she and tsura bro it up about how much of an idiot he is
 he's really conceited about himself too which just makes it worse