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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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("Young Love" by Sonny James)

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♪

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<i>♪ They say for
every boy and girl</i>

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<i>♪ There's just one love
in this whole world</i>

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<i>♪ And I know I found mine</i>

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<i>♪ The heavenly touch
of your embrace</i>

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<i>♪ Tells me no one
could take your place</i>

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<i>♪ Ever</i>

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<i>♪ In my heart ♪</i>

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(Door Bangs)
(Laughing)

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Oh I love this woman!

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Kiss me!

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Dan: <i>Mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah.</i>

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<i>I love you.</i>

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<i>I love her.</i>

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<i>I love you, I love you.</i>

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Congratulations, congratulations,
good luck to you

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<i>and your baby.</i>

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Congratulations,
congratulations.

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Dan:
<i>I love her!</i>

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Thank you!

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Good night!

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<i>♪ Young love (young love)</i>

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<i>♪ first love (first love)</i>

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<i>♪ Ever true</i>

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<i>♪ Devotion</i>

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<i>♪ Young love (young love)</i>

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<i>♪ our love (our love)</i>

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<i>♪ We share with thee emotion ♪</i>

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(Acoustic Guitar Music)

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♪

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<i>♪ Just one kiss
from your sweet lips</i>

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<i>♪ Will tell me that
your love is real</i>

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<i>♪ And I can feel that it's true</i>

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<i>♪ We will vow to one another</i>

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<i>♪ There will never
be another love</i>

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<i>♪ For you ♪</i>

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(Distant Siren Wails)

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Wife.

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Ew.

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You're my wife.

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Don't say that word.

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- Wife, wife, wife, wife.
- Ew!

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Wife.

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My wife.

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Husband.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Husband.

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That really works
for me, though.

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I like that.

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Franny:
<i>Oh!</i>

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Dan:
<i>We got married, Mom!</i>

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[Laughing] Pearl:
<i>Oh my God, oh my God!</i>

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<i>Did you hear that, Jim?</i>

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<i>I'm so happy Danny
that you are married.</i>

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Dan: <i>Yeah, yeah, I made an
honest woman out of her.</i>

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Aren't you going to
say anything, Nate?

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Congratulations, honey.

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Thanks, Dad.

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What? They
already did it.

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What's there to say?

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Pearl:
<i>Joanne, Nate,</i>

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you'll have to come visit us.

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Oh, Pearl that-that
sounds just lovely.

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Pearl:
<i>Sorry, you're frozen again.</i>

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<i>What was that?</i>

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Oh, okay Mom, I think um

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I'm going to find
some better wifi here.

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<i>Um, can you hear me now?</i>

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Pearl:
<i>Ah, it's still off Danny.</i>

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Dan: <i>Mom?</i>
Pearl: <i>Hello?</i>

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Dan:
<i>The more you move around</i>

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Yep.

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Dan:
<i>Can you just</i>

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<i>stop rotating the camera.</i>

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[Whispering] I need coffee.

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What are you two going
to do about money?

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I don't know, Mom.

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Make it.

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Neither one of you has a job.

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Franny:
<i>Dan's a very good actor.</i>

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Joanne:
<i>Who's never booked a gig.</i>

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He has booked gigs.

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<i>He's booked tons of gigs.</i>

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I don't know why you
quit working at the firm.

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Your father could
still use your help.

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Franny: <i>Mom, I told you.
I'm a writer.</i>

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If I take a job then
I'm suddenly that thing

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and I'm not a writer.

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We're giving you money.

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We don't need it.

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I just wish that you
would have invited us.

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[Laughing] Dan:
<i>I know.</i>

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<i>Oh, great.</i>

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<i>You guys made coffee?</i>

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<i>Amazing.</i>

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<i>Mom, you see this kitchen?</i>

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- Pearl: <i>Yes, it's beautiful.</i>
- See the kitchen?

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- Pearl: <i>Oh, it's so</i> (mutters).
- Mom, it's a good kitchen.

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(Orchestral Music)

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♪

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Dan: <i>Can you grab that for me?</i>
Franny: <i>Yeah.</i>

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(Clunking & Banging)

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Franny:
<i>You want me to do it?</i>

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<i>I can do it.</i>

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<i>I can do it.</i>

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<i>You just got to twist the thing.</i>

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Dan: <i>I gotI got it.</i>
Franny: <i>No, you</i>

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Dan:
<i>I got it.</i>

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It's hard.

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Do you feel better?

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Your little tummy.

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My tum tum?

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Your tum tum.

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<i>♪ You were all that
I could want ♪</i>

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Franny: <i>You can have
as much as you want.</i>

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<i>We're rich now.</i>

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Woman:
<i>Really?</i>

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Franny: <i>Yeah, we got all this
free money from our wedding.</i>

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Maia: <i>Shit man, maybe
I should get married.</i>

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<i>I'm so poor still.</i>

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Yeah, it's pretty sweet.

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So far we've gotten like

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$800 from like,

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aunts and uncles and

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my mom's weird Mormon friends.

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That's amazing.

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We should get hitched.

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Cheyenne:
<i>We'll get hitched.</i>

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Just get loaded, yeah.
Franny: <i>Mmhmm.</i>

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All right, let's do it.
Cheyenne: <i>Okay.</i>

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(Women Chuckle)

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Dan:
<i>You guys want burnt hot dogs?</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, I left them on
the grill too long and</i>

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<i>I just, I was not thinking and
I was looking, drinking beer</i>

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It's okay.

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Maia: <i>Aw, married!
Cheyenne: Married!</i>

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Okay. Okay.
<i>(Giggling)</i>

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Cheyenne:
<i>You're married, you're married!</i>

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Dan:
<i>I know. I'm a married man.</i>

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<i>Don't touch me like that!</i>

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(Laughing)

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Franny:
<i>That's cute.</i>

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Dan:
<i>You guys want anymore beers?</i>

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<i>Whoa, that was a nice one.</i>

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Cheyenne: <i>You would fuck my
grandpa, that's for sure.</i>

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Maia: <i>'Course I would!
He's a sexual man.</i>

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Cheyenne:
<i>I wouldn't put that past you.</i>

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<i>You were always the
first to do everything.</i>

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Franny:
<i>That's not true.</i>

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Cheyenne:
<i>Oh, my God. It's so true.</i>

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- No!
- <i>Yes, you kissed a boy first.</i>

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Spin the bottle with
Michael Lapner?

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That doesn't count.

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It does count.
[Laughing] Franny: <i>No way.</i>

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You gave a blow job first.

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But I taught you the
proper technique.

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You know, twist, twist.

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Lick, lick.

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No teeth.

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(Fake Moans)
Franny: <i>Grandma, oh, oh!</i>

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(Laughing)

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Franny:
<i>How sad and gross.</i>

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Yeah.

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Franny:
<i>Ew, we were just little kids.</i>

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I know.
Kids giving blow jobs.

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Franny:
<i>That's wrong, that's wrong.</i>

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<i>Thinking about
that now is like</i>

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We were little.
Franny: <i>That's fucked up.</i>

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Yeah, yeah.

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You were the one to
get pregnant first.

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Cheyenne:
<i>Yeah, I won that one.</i>

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But this is big.

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Yeah.

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Cheyenne:
<i>Dude, it's big.</i>

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You should throw a party.

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Franny:
<i>That's what we're doing.</i>

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No, like a real party.

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Like a real wedding.

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Franny:
<i>No, no no, no.</i>

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All that wedding bullshit.

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It's not really our thing.

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Oh, come on.

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Of course it's your thing.

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- No.
- It's everyone's thing.

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Let's celebrate.

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- I don't know.
- Fine.

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I guess it's easier
to just run away,

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go to the courthouse,

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have no one watching.

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No, it was cheaper.

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Cheyenne:
<i>Mmhmm.</i>

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<i>How did your mom take it?</i>

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She flipped.

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Oh!

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- Joanne.
- <i>Joanne!</i>

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- Fuckin' Big J.
- <i>Big J!</i>

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- Big J, J!
- J's in the house.

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(Giggling)

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Cheyenne:
<i>Oh, she must have flipped.</i>

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Oh, it was-oh it was like,

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the worst day of
her life for sure.

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Cheyenne:
<i>Oh, got a text.</i>

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Franny:
<i>What?</i>

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Oh, holy shit.

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This fucking guy, oh, okay.

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Listen to this.

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Okay, "I want to shave your
pussy and put it on my face."

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- Franny: <i>Oh, shit!</i>
- Yeah.

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That's awesome.

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You have to date him.

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<i>♪ But I leave the
ending up to you</i>

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<i>♪ The ending up to you ♪</i>

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(Acoustic Guitar Music)

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Man On TV:
<i>At this point</i>

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<i>I'm running against the clock</i>

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<i>and I taste the
soup and I decide</i>

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I'm fed up.

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(Mutters) gas your reflux.

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Man on TV:
<i>Throw them in the mixer.</i>

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<i>It's a big gamble but</i>

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<i>it's the risk
I've got to take.</i>

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(Loud Beeping)

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Shit.

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Come on.

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(Loud Beeping)

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It's the second time
it's done it this week.

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- I know.
- I need to get a new one.

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I know.

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Dan:
<i>Oh, wow.</i>

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I'm going to flip
my hair for you.

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Dan:
<i>Hair flip, yeah.</i>

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<i>Say what you want,
that works for me.</i>

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- I think it does.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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Yeah, it's good.

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It's the-it's the,
looks like a mermaid.

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Franny:
<i>Yeah.</i>

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- Ooh?
- <i>Oh, it's like</i>

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- Dan: <i>It's common pasties.</i>
- Oh!

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- Dan: <i>I get it.</i>
- Yeah.

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- Is your rash gone?
- Yeah.

243
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- Really?
- Yeah.

244
00:09:25,079 --> 00:09:26,281
Dan:
<i>All cleared up.</i>

245
00:09:33,121 --> 00:09:34,756
(Phone Beeps)

246
00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:45,333
Oh, fuck.

247
00:09:48,937 --> 00:09:50,005
Dan:
<i>Hey, I gotta piss.</i>

248
00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:53,808
- Hey.
- <i>Hey.</i>

249
00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:03,952
Oh, fuck!

250
00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:08,955
(Atmospheric Music)

251
00:10:08,957 --> 00:10:16,262
♪

252
00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:18,031
Hailey: <i>Thanks for
taking care of the place</i>

253
00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,998
<i>and Pablo gets one of
these morning and night.</i>

254
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,468
<i>Cool?</i>
Dan: <i>Yeah, cool, cool.</i>

255
00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,037
<i>Great.</i>
Hailey: <i>Okay.</i>

256
00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:25,908
Dan:
<i>Great. Awesome, thank you.</i>

257
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,941
This is uh,

258
00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:31,109
this is a really nice
place that you got here.

259
00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:33,546
Thanks, yeah, I
bought it last year.

260
00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,181
You own this place?

261
00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:36,516
Yeah.

262
00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:39,152
I mean, it's a bit much
though, don't you think?

263
00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,119
I don't know, I mean,
you work hard,

264
00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:42,491
so you deserve it.

265
00:10:46,227 --> 00:10:47,994
Hailey: <i>Do you like
being a dog walker?</i>

266
00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:50,463
Uh, no, no, I hate it.

267
00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,301
Actually, I'm scared of dogs.

268
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,368
No, I'm terrified of dogs.

269
00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,402
Uh, I don't

270
00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,303
it's a deep-seeded
like childhood

271
00:10:58,305 --> 00:11:00,205
kind of phobia
thing that I have.

272
00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:01,409
Oh.

273
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:02,975
Are you serious?

274
00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:05,143
No, I'm joking 'cause
that would be weird

275
00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:06,144
if I was a dog walker.

276
00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,146
- Yeah, it would.
- Yeah that's-

277
00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:08,147
You're an asshole, so.

278
00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:09,552
Well, you're dumb.

279
00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:14,590
Cool.

280
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:21,226
(Wind Blowing)

281
00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:24,232
(Leaf Blower Whirs)

282
00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:30,369
Dan:
<i>Oh, you got groceries!</i>

283
00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,241
Franny: <i>Hi, baby.</i>
Dan: <i>Thank you.</i>

284
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,276
Oh, you got popsicles too.

285
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,344
Franny:
<i>But don't, I mean,</i>

286
00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:40,279
there's only a few
of them in there.

287
00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:42,116
(Humming)

288
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,056
Franny:
<i>I found some noodles.</i>

289
00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:50,690
So I forgot to
tell you, but, um,

290
00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:51,894
I got a job.

291
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,095
- What?
- <i>Yeah.</i>

292
00:11:56,097 --> 00:11:59,065
A real like, adult person,

293
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,566
human job job.

294
00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:02,034
Don't look that surprised.

295
00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:03,436
Franny [Laughing]:
<i>No, no, no, that's great.</i>

296
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:04,604
Dan:
<i>That's embarrassing.</i>

297
00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:05,604
I'm so sorry.

298
00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:07,072
That's so good!

299
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,074
This is so good.

300
00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,207
I'm sorry.

301
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,043
- This is so great.
- Yeah.

302
00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:12,711
What's the job?

303
00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:16,316
Um, so you know that
actress uh Hailey Turner?

304
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,584
Uh, I don't know her.

305
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,253
Oh. She was in um the
"Hotel Romania" movie,

306
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,156
"The Last Bucharesting Place".

307
00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,456
Oh yeah, that sounds awful.

308
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,627
Yeah, well, they're
going to do another one.

309
00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:29,262
She's going to Lithuania
to shoot another one, so.

310
00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:30,466
Oh, my god.

311
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,599
Did you get a part
in the movie?

312
00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,301
- <i>Uh.</i>
- Oh my god,

313
00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,237
you're going to look so cute

314
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,973
<i>getting hacked to bits,
you're so cute!</i>

315
00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:43,976
No, I got a job housesitting
for her for six months.

316
00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:46,112
- Yeah.
- That's cool.

317
00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:49,148
We'll have like a cool not
shitty apartment to live in

318
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,283
<i>and they have like,
HBO and a pool,</i>

319
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:53,319
<i>and I think I saw this
trampoline at one point,</i>

320
00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:57,657
<i>which is cool and we only
have to take care of like,</i>

321
00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,758
like her dogs so like,

322
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,125
one's a puppy and
the other one,

323
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,963
I think there's
something wrong with it.

324
00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,232
<i>Right?</i>

325
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,599
<i>We got to live in a cool
house for six months.</i>

326
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:08,600
No, that's cool.

327
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,268
- Dan: <i>Yeah.</i>
- I mean, it's money,

328
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,138
which is great.
Dan: <i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

329
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:15,641
Plus, we can afford a
party for our wedding.

330
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,276
Dan:
<i>Didn't we already do that?</i>

331
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:19,112
Yeah, but like, a real one.

332
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,312
- Dan: <i>Oh, like, a real one.</i>
- Yeah.

333
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,181
- Dan: <i>Like a fancy person.</i>
- Yeah.

334
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,648
So everyone knows
how badass we are.

335
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,486
- Dan: <i>Well, we are badass.</i>
- Yeah.

336
00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,652
No one's ever
gotten married before.

337
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:28,021
We're the first people to do it.

338
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:29,089
- Yep.
- Yeah.

339
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,322
Just getting married
'cause we want to and shit.

340
00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:31,526
It's crazy.

341
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,162
I'm tired.
Take me to the couch.

342
00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:37,229
No, I don't have to carry

343
00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:38,230
Carry me to the couch.

344
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,465
- Again?
- Yep.

345
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,669
- Okay.
- Yep.

346
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,168
You owe me.

347
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,172
All right.

348
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:48,240
Franny:
<i>Oh, my god.</i>

349
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,343
<i>This is so cool.</i>
(Dan Laughs)

350
00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:52,045
Dan:
<i>Let me take you to the crib,</i>

351
00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,211
<i>show you how I live.</i>

352
00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:55,214
What's good?
What's good?

353
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,181
This is insane!

354
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,417
Check out my spot, yo.

355
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,417
I know, right?

356
00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,518
It's big.

357
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,153
- And we're here.
- Oh, whoa.

358
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,687
Not bad.

359
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,325
This is awesome.

360
00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,199
Hailey Turner.

361
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,838
- I like it.
- <i>You like it?</i>

362
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,172
- Mmhmm.
- <i>I did good?</i>

363
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,776
- You did good.
- <i>Oh, good.</i>

364
00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,411
Dan:
<i>Want to try out the bedroom?</i>

365
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,213
Franny:
<i>Oh yeah.</i>

366
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,181
<i>Show me the bedroom, baby.</i>

367
00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:29,248
(Dog Whimpers)

368
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:33,252
(Soothing Music)

369
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:43,095
♪

370
00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:44,732
What, wait what are you doing?

371
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,266
I got the job.

372
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,401
What?

373
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:49,605
Franny:
<i>I got the job!</i>

374
00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:52,705
The game show I
sent my stuff to?

375
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,273
<i>They just hired me as a writer.</i>

376
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,476
Woo!

377
00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,813
Woo, oh yeah!

378
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,148
My wife is the smartest
woman in the world!

379
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,483
Look how hot she is!

380
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,716
Check her out!

381
00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:06,284
She's very attractive!

382
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,552
We're going to be rich,

383
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,753
and she's so hot.

384
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,123
Can I get a Nintendo?

385
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,258
Franny:
<i>Wait, what if I suck?</i>

386
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,127
- <i>What if they fire me?</i>
- Shh.

387
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,563
You're great at everything.

388
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,463
And she's great at everything!

389
00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,197
Okay, let's go have
sex now on the beach.

390
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,433
She likes having sex with me,

391
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:22,468
<i>I can't believe it.</i>

392
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,170
<i>Oh I'm so excited!</i>

393
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:28,173
(Eerie Music)

394
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:41,787
♪

395
00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:44,757
Commentator: <i>Tornado Tammy
starting out strong on the rings!</i>

396
00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:45,925
<i>She's trying to swing
herself to glory,</i>

397
00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,359
<i>but Rachel's not having it</i>

398
00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:50,229
<i>and takes her down
into the balls!</i>

399
00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,366
(Audience Cheering)

400
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:55,368
(Phone Rings)

401
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,470
Hello, Goosed!

402
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,674
Please hold.

403
00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,242
Franny: <i>I'm really
excited to be here.</i>

404
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509
I've always wanted to make TV.

405
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,311
Well then you came
to the wrong place.

406
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,446
Franny:
<i>Oh.</i>

407
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,947
<i>You want to know
what we make here?</i>

408
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,883
Franny:
<i>It's a game show.</i>

409
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,821
It's like uh Duck Duck
Goose only better.

410
00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:19,227
What do you get

411
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,326
when you combine

412
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,295
<i>heart</i>

413
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,699
<i>and fart?</i>

414
00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:29,571
Art.

415
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,241
That's what we make here.

416
00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,211
- Wow.
- Yeah.

417
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:38,412
It is wow.

418
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,279
I'm excited.

419
00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,884
I'm excited for you.

420
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,160
(Sighs)

421
00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:10,444
[Whispering] Hey, what
did you say to him?

422
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,446
Uh, nothing.

423
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,015
[Whispering] 'Cause uh
that's a really bad sign.

424
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,385
<i>Did he find out he
can't have sex with you?</i>

425
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,586
What?

426
00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,021
Well he because he probably
wants to have sex with you,

427
00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,589
or at least think that
because you're a woman

428
00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,625
<i>and he's the king of all
men that you will want him</i>

429
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,760
<i>and now he's found out
that you have a boyfriend.</i>

430
00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:29,231
- A husband.
- Oh!

431
00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,465
Oh that's bad.

432
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,465
Sorry who are you?

433
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,434
Jesus, he's such a narcissist.

434
00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,936
<i>He's angry at you for
denying him the sex</i>

435
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,304
<i>he thought you'd so
desperately want,</i>

436
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,273
which probably led him to think
about all the sex he's wanted

437
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,408
and not gotten from all
the women he's ever known.

438
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,445
You sent him down a really
deep, dark rabbit hole

439
00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:47,612
and it's just your first day,

440
00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,816
<i>you work fast.</i>

441
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,653
I think he's just busy.

442
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,890
Yeah.

443
00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:56,958
<i>No.</i>

444
00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:00,959
Franny:
<i>Well I'm really busy.</i>

445
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:04,330
I have to get started
on these intros.

446
00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,499
Cool, I'll let you get to it.

447
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,767
Noah, Gavin wants you
for the script meeting.

448
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:09,770
All right.

449
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,475
Excuse me, hi.

450
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,643
<i>Uh, who is that?</i>

451
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,443
Man:
<i>Noah Barringer?</i>

452
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,348
<i>He's the head writer.</i>

453
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,323
(Sighs)

454
00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,026
What a pack of dicks.

455
00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:34,627
(Reggae Music)

456
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:38,833
<i>♪ Better get ready
come do rock steady</i>

457
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,503
<i>♪ You got to do
this new dance</i>

458
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,972
<i>♪ Hope you are ready</i>

459
00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:51,644
<i>♪ You got to do it
just like Uncle Freddy</i>

460
00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:54,379
<i>♪ If you don't know it</i>

461
00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:57,116
<i>♪ Just shake your head
rock your body line</i>

462
00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:59,819
<i>♪ Shake your shoulders
everything in time</i>

463
00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:09,728
<i>♪ Then see oh oh oh oh oh ♪</i>

464
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,995
Hey, what are you doing?

465
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:12,400
Oh my god.

466
00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:14,032
That was scary.

467
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,568
Come play with me.

468
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,569
I can't, I've got to work.

469
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,570
- Come on!
- No.

470
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,504
Dan:
<i>Look what I'm wearing.</i>

471
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,805
I found a box full of whip its.

472
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,140
I can't.

473
00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:24,409
- And I also found this.
- No I'm working.

474
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,448
- Come on.
- No, ow!

475
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,650
- Dan: <i>Come on.</i>
- Do that again.

476
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,550
At least come
swimming with me.

477
00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,388
No I want to finish this.

478
00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:36,054
Why do you have
to finish this?

479
00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,156
Because it's my work.

480
00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:38,757
What do you mean it's your work?
It's not important.

481
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,526
It's just you writing
for your dumb job.

482
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,530
<i>Come on, swim.</i>

483
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,164
<i>Swim.</i>

484
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,368
Stop.

485
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,370
(Sighs)

486
00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:50,339
Later.

487
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:55,174
(Reggae Music)

488
00:19:55,176 --> 00:20:05,417
♪

489
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:11,756
♪

490
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:21,801
(Keys Clacking)
(Chattering)

491
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:31,844
(Keys Clacking)
(Chattering)

492
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:37,116
(Keys Clacking)
(Chattering)

493
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,951
Okay people it's
almost showtime.

494
00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:41,086
Look alive out here!

495
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,892
Okay, uh, Richman, Tompkins,

496
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,625
Barringer.

497
00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,164
<i>Need everybody on set pronto.</i>

498
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,798
Uh, Winters, how's it going?

499
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,835
Fine.

500
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:56,569
Oh that's frosty Winters,

501
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,973
that's very frosty.

502
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,639
What did I do?

503
00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:02,640
Was it me?

504
00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,510
Was it you?

505
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,946
Ah he's got you doing
grunt work again,

506
00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,580
that's a tough draw.

507
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:09,514
No I like it, it's fine.

508
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:10,951
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

509
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,619
Um, I can put in
a word with him,

510
00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,487
get you down on the stage
when we're doing the tapings.

511
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,491
You could help us produce.

512
00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,694
Ah no, no thanks.

513
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,829
- I'm good, I like it.
- Okay, cool.

514
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,631
We got drinks tonight,
it's a Thursday tradition.

515
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,601
You should come.

516
00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,971
(Stuttering) I'm not
gonna make it, but, uh,

517
00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:32,938
thank you.

518
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,072
Okay I'm gonna give
you one little pointer.

519
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,675
He loves adjectives, so if
you could just sprinkle in

520
00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:41,045
a couple of zanys or sneakys
he'll think you're a genius.

521
00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:42,781
Okay, cool.

522
00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:44,586
Even if you do
stand us up tonight.

523
00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,987
Cool, okay.

524
00:21:57,297 --> 00:21:59,798
And he thinks he's better
than everyone else,

525
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,000
and the other thing is,

526
00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:02,604
<i>he's not even that funny.</i>

527
00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:04,904
Huh, what are we, who
are we talking about here?

528
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,705
Are we talking about, um,

529
00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,907
Gavin or the other guy Noah?

530
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,141
Noah, no Gavin is
definitely not funny

531
00:22:10,143 --> 00:22:13,646
but Noah, everyone there thinks
he's so funny but he's not.

532
00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:15,046
And he doesn't
even pitch he just

533
00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:17,715
points out why everyone
else's ideas are bad.

534
00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:18,884
<i>And you know who the
other people are?</i>

535
00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:20,019
- You.
- <i>Me.</i>

536
00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,523
- Dan: <i>Yeah.</i>
- Exactly.

537
00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,758
- So annoying.
- It's hard.

538
00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:28,159
What do you think I should do?

539
00:22:28,161 --> 00:22:29,160
I don't know honey,

540
00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,564
um maybe

541
00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,898
just ignore 'em if you can?

542
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,902
You know, don't let
him bother you.

543
00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,040
Yeah, probably.

544
00:22:41,342 --> 00:22:42,707
Could we try this again?

545
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,711
Franny:
<i>Yeah sorry.</i>

546
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,915
Dan:
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

547
00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:52,051
Leonard, Sydney, Jack
Oh no, stop that please.

548
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,785
- Can you please stop?
- <i>Isis?</i>

549
00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:54,786
What is this?

550
00:22:54,788 --> 00:22:55,920
Dan:
<i>Can you not read those?</i>

551
00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:56,921
<i>I forgot those were there.</i>

552
00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,189
<i>Can we run it?</i>

553
00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:02,628
- <i>Can we please run it?</i>
- Penelope, Carmine, Christmas?

554
00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,799
- Potential baby names.
- What?

555
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:07,902
What?

556
00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:09,670
<i>Tambourine?</i>

557
00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,574
- It's for a little girl.
- <i>Well obviously.</i>

558
00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:14,807
You've clearly put a lot
of thought into this.

559
00:23:14,809 --> 00:23:16,908
Mordecai, are we
raising him on a shtetl?

560
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,377
Dan:
<i>Franny, come on, please,</i>

561
00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,044
<i>let me, just run
the lines with me,</i>

562
00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,312
<i>don't be mean.</i>

563
00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,551
Okay, sorry.

564
00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:30,656
And that's why at Wendy's
we only offer the best.

565
00:23:30,658 --> 00:23:31,724
Wendy's salads aren't fresh,

566
00:23:31,726 --> 00:23:33,128
they're furesh dawg.
<i>(Giggling)</i>

567
00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:37,963
You think I should do
the dawg or like that?

568
00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,231
<i>What?</i>

569
00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,799
I'm sorry, it just
says right here

570
00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,638
that you're also going to
be dressed like a dog.

571
00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:47,406
Okay, thank you for taking
this very seriously.

572
00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:49,808
Franny:
<i>I'm sorry, I'm sorry!</i>

573
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,810
You're too funny.

574
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,014
That's a good problem.

575
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,259
I'm leaving for work.

576
00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:08,796
Jesus, already?

577
00:24:16,871 --> 00:24:18,771
(Background Chattering)

578
00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:19,906
Woman:
<i>We need makeup in here!</i>

579
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,877
Man: <i>Guys, guys, this
whole area is on camera.</i>

580
00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:29,316
Man:
<i>Can we get last looks on Stacy?</i>

581
00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:42,360
<i>Okay music run, for camera!</i>

582
00:24:42,362 --> 00:24:46,365
(Upbeat Music)

583
00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:50,468
♪

584
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,774
Winters, you joined us.

585
00:24:53,974 --> 00:24:55,073
Gavin:
<i>You got those intros?</i>

586
00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,076
Yeah here.

587
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,145
Let's hear 'em.

588
00:24:58,912 --> 00:24:59,913
- Now?
- <i>Now.</i>

589
00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:06,720
- You-you want me to-
- Mhmm.

590
00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:11,090
In this high octane
episode of Goosed,

591
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,025
Brian, an accountant from
Toledo, bites the dust

592
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:17,995
and things get zany when Mary,
a housewife from Calabasas

593
00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,733
<i>surprises everyone with
her dynamo foot speed.</i>

594
00:25:20,735 --> 00:25:22,736
<i>Buckle up, you're
about to get Goosed.</i>

595
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,180
I love them.

596
00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:38,285
Cool, thanks.

597
00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:40,455
Gavin:
<i>Nope, stay.</i>

598
00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:44,092
We could use you here.

599
00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:49,096
Man: <i>All right people,
back to ones.</i>

600
00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:52,830
Oh thanks.

601
00:25:52,832 --> 00:25:56,033
Man: <i>Okay, okay,
rehearsal is up.</i>

602
00:25:56,035 --> 00:26:00,071
<i>Lights in five,
four, three, two.</i>

603
00:26:00,073 --> 00:26:02,206
(Upbeat Music)

604
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,045
Stacy: <i>I'm Stacy Delacourt
and this is Goosed.</i>

605
00:26:08,548 --> 00:26:10,048
(Slow Country Music)

606
00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:13,955
<i>♪ It's been bliss and misery</i>

607
00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:20,428
<i>♪ Getting my summer's dream</i>

608
00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:26,231
<i>♪ That look in your eyes</i>

609
00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:30,338
<i>♪ That brings life
to many things ♪</i>

610
00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:33,941
Franny:
<i>Oh, sorry.</i>

611
00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:43,182
<i>♪ Driving me right out ♪</i>

612
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,282
- Oh, hey.
- <i>Hey.</i>

613
00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:45,951
Where you going?

614
00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:50,856
Here, I was going here for
Thursday night work drinks.

615
00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:51,956
Well that's cool.

616
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,157
I didn't think you
were gonna show.

617
00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,159
Well, here I am.

618
00:26:55,161 --> 00:26:56,994
Noah:
<i>Thank god because</i>

619
00:26:56,996 --> 00:26:59,031
looks like everybody
else bailed.

620
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,264
Will you buy me a drink, please?

621
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:01,468
<i>I'm your boss.</i>

622
00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:03,334
<i>Come on!</i>

623
00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:05,904
What do you want,
what do you like?

624
00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,473
Franny: <i>Um, whiskey,
they have whiskey?</i>

625
00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:10,007
- You have whiskey.
- Yeah.

626
00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,109
- They have whiskey.
- Awesome, thank you.

627
00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,515
We are in luck.

628
00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,982
Wait, you grew up in Glendale?

629
00:27:16,984 --> 00:27:18,951
Uh, no, I moved there
when I was 12.

630
00:27:18,953 --> 00:27:20,551
I'm from Arcadia.

631
00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:23,388
- Oh jesus.
- Oh it's not that bad.

632
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:26,895
- Oh I think it is.
- It's not that bad.

633
00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,360
- You're from New York?
- Mhmm.

634
00:27:29,362 --> 00:27:33,064
- Like the city?
- Mhmm.

635
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,301
Cool.

636
00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:36,068
Here's the real question.

637
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,468
I know Gavin is a total dick,

638
00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,473
but otherwise how are
you liking Goosed?

639
00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,640
I like it.

640
00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:45,176
- Um, today was awesome.
- <i>It was right?</i>

641
00:27:45,178 --> 00:27:46,948
Today was awesome!

642
00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:50,148
<i>I'd like to have my
own show someday.</i>

643
00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,118
You?

644
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:52,352
You will.

645
00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:55,490
- You think?
- <i>Mhmm.</i>

646
00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:58,892
- No I know it.
- <i>Thank you.</i>

647
00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:04,165
I guess I just hate waiting.

648
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,165
You know what you are?

649
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,966
You're adorable.

650
00:28:08,968 --> 00:28:11,936
Ugh, that's condescending.

651
00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:14,273
Just because I'm
younger and I'm a woman

652
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,275
you assume I don't have a
problem being infantilized.

653
00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,111
Stop it, stop it please
you have to let me finish.

654
00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,246
You're also a super
duper cutie pie.

655
00:28:22,248 --> 00:28:24,049
Ugh, asshole!

656
00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:26,984
You have to let a
man finish, come on.

657
00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:29,053
(Slow Music)

658
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,860
God, who put this on?!

659
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,097
<i>This isn't fair,
this isn't right!</i>

660
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,999
<i>I mean, what the fuck?</i>

661
00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:47,606
(Cheering)

662
00:28:47,608 --> 00:28:49,010
(Burp)

663
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,556
Dan:
<i>No.</i>

664
00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:05,559
(Sighs)

665
00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:12,296
Female Porn Star:
<i>You're my fucking slave.</i>

666
00:29:12,298 --> 00:29:14,265
(Moaning)

667
00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:17,002
God his cock is
so fucking good!

668
00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:19,006
(Moaning)

669
00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:23,241
Female Porn Star:
<i>Oh yeah, oh yeah!</i>

670
00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:27,111
(Moaning)

671
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,113
Female Porn Star:
<i>Oh yeah, oh yeah!</i>

672
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:30,349
(Grunting)

673
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,986
Female Porn Star:
<i>Say it fucking louder!</i>

674
00:29:34,755 --> 00:29:37,058
(Groans)

675
00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:39,426
Female Porn Star:
<i>My sweaty ass.</i>

676
00:29:41,128 --> 00:29:50,202
(Moaning)

677
00:29:50,204 --> 00:29:53,174
Female Porn Star: <i>Feels good
to sit my ass on your face.</i>

678
00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:03,317
Dan:
<i>Oh, fuck me.</i>

679
00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,130
<i>Oh fuck.</i>

680
00:30:18,064 --> 00:30:20,200
<i>Oh shit, this is
Hailey's fucking, ugh.</i>

681
00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:23,502
<i>I got it inside the pages?</i>

682
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:25,340
<i>How did I get it
in the pages?</i>

683
00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,589
<i>That's awful.</i>

684
00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:45,492
(Sighs)

685
00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:57,369
- Franny: <i>Come on, just tell me.</i>
- <i>Mmmm.</i>

686
00:30:57,371 --> 00:30:59,437
Franny:
<i>You're avoiding the question!</i>

687
00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:01,572
Fine I was once a playwright.

688
00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,576
What, no!

689
00:31:04,578 --> 00:31:05,780
Noah:
<i>I know.</i>

690
00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:08,146
It's actually
better than I hoped.

691
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:10,348
Noah:
<i>It's hilarious right?</i>

692
00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,552
Yeah.

693
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:14,453
Playwright from New York.

694
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,454
Noah:
<i>I know,</i>

695
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,721
<i>who woulda thought?</i>

696
00:31:16,723 --> 00:31:18,423
So what happened?

697
00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:20,257
Nobody liked your plays
because plays suck?

698
00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:21,292
Noah:
<i>Plays do not suck,</i>

699
00:31:21,294 --> 00:31:23,128
<i>plays are the highest
form of dramatic art</i>

700
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,296
<i>and I was actually
pretty good at it, too.</i>

701
00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:27,264
- Oh yeah?
- <i>Yeah.</i>

702
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,366
How good were you?

703
00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:30,101
I had two plays published,

704
00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:32,137
I had a decent
review from Isherwood

705
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:33,737
who said I was a
wordsmith to watch.

706
00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:36,308
- Franny: <i>Oh Isherwood, nice.</i>
- Yeah.

707
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:37,375
I know my own reviews.

708
00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,380
I can quote 'em
all back to you.

709
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,151
We need more booze.

710
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:45,649
Noah:
<i>You know what,</i>

711
00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,087
<i>we need to eat.</i>

712
00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,590
<i>Wait, this-this-this way.</i>

713
00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,491
Noah:
<i>This way, here.</i>

714
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,492
Franny:
<i>Oh thank you!</i>

715
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,728
Noah:
<i>No I got it.</i>

716
00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,138
Hey Bowser, you read this?

717
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,505
You read this?

718
00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:09,273
"Someone somewhere can you
understand me a little?

719
00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,743
"Love me a little
or am I sentenced

720
00:32:11,745 --> 00:32:13,445
"to a lifetime of solitude

721
00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,481
"floating alone down
life's river of pain?"

722
00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:17,916
Dude!

723
00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,484
You gotta look after your mom,

724
00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,488
she's floating down
rivers of pain in here.

725
00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:27,794
Jesus.

726
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,300
(Sighs)

727
00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:37,604
(Sighs)

728
00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:47,114
Let's take a look.

729
00:32:59,192 --> 00:33:01,194
(Sighs)

730
00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:04,832
It is so hot in Romania.

731
00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,754
It is so hot in Romania.

732
00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:29,420
It is so hot in Romania.

733
00:33:29,422 --> 00:33:31,656
(Moans)

734
00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:32,659
Thank you.

735
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,365
(Whispering) This
steak costs $62.

736
00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,265
Noah (Whispering):
<i>I know.</i>

737
00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:43,400
You have a good job,
you can afford it.

738
00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,670
I never even spend
$62 on shoes or

739
00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,504
a doctor.

740
00:33:47,506 --> 00:33:49,509
Oh, well maybe
that's the problem.

741
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,276
Problem?

742
00:33:52,278 --> 00:33:53,378
You don't have a problem.

743
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:55,847
Franny: <i>You just said
that I have a problem.</i>

744
00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:56,880
- Noah: <i>No.</i>
- You did!

745
00:33:56,882 --> 00:33:58,683
You clearly just said that.

746
00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,385
Come on, tell me,

747
00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,320
I can take it.

748
00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,722
You remind me of me
when I was your age.

749
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:06,791
I always wanted so much,

750
00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:10,262
<i>but then when I
got what I wanted,</i>

751
00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:12,265
I was always too
afraid to take it.

752
00:34:14,434 --> 00:34:15,432
(Buzzing)

753
00:34:15,434 --> 00:34:17,269
Noah:
<i>Oh my god, one second,</i>

754
00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:18,472
sorry.

755
00:34:20,706 --> 00:34:22,407
Oop, that's my wife,

756
00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,611
one second.

757
00:34:30,316 --> 00:34:31,316
- <i>Sorry.</i>
- No it's okay.

758
00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,285
Noah:
<i>That was rude.</i>

759
00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,720
I didn't know
you were married.

760
00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,890
Noah: <i>Yeah, I've been married
for three years now.</i>

761
00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:40,425
Oh wow.

762
00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:43,628
- It's frigging awesome.
- Yeah no, so good.

763
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:48,468
So intense, but it's also it's
like I think the pinnacle

764
00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:50,737
Franny:
<i>Everything feels deeper.</i>

765
00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,437
And there's a sense
of calm knowing

766
00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,472
<i>that you find your
person, you know?</i>

767
00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:59,376
Noah: <i>Yeah absolutely.
Sally, my wife, she</i>

768
00:34:59,378 --> 00:35:00,412
Sally, right.

769
00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:01,845
Sally she's so beautiful,

770
00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:04,481
but she's got like
a beautiful spirit.

771
00:35:04,483 --> 00:35:05,485
Franny:
<i>Yeah.</i>

772
00:35:06,619 --> 00:35:08,455
<i>No Dan, Dan is so</i>

773
00:35:09,456 --> 00:35:11,323
good, you know?

774
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,961
<i>He's just incredibly good.</i>

775
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,367
I'm lucky that he's
the person that I love.

776
00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,347
Thank you.

777
00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:40,718
Look at this.

778
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,856
(Laughs)

779
00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:46,490
- Franny: <i>Oh my god!</i>
- <i>I know, right?</i>

780
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,563
That's so much meat
in one man's mouth!

781
00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,069
- I can do it too.
- <i>Oh, yeah?</i>

782
00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:00,137
(Garbled) You're living
the dream, baby!

783
00:36:00,139 --> 00:36:02,342
You're living the dream.

784
00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,512
There's this awesome
El Salvadorian bar

785
00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:08,512
right around the corner

786
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:09,516
Franny:
<i>Uh, II should</i>

787
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,716
I should probably go home.

788
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:13,921
Noah:
<i>Probably.</i>

789
00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,390
Sally's probably
waiting for ya.

790
00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:20,593
Nah, she's out of town.

791
00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:22,663
<i>Goodnight.</i>

792
00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,865
Yep, see you tomorrow.

793
00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,469
Noah:
<i>And every day after!</i>

794
00:36:34,608 --> 00:36:35,843
(Sighs)

795
00:37:07,441 --> 00:37:11,108
(Eerie Music)

796
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:25,725
(Indicator Ticking)

797
00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:36,901
(Indicator Ticking)

798
00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:44,508
(Indicator Ticking)
(Heart Beating)

799
00:37:44,510 --> 00:37:52,519
(Dramatic Music)
(Indicator Ticking)

800
00:37:54,588 --> 00:38:07,765
(Dramatic Music)
(Indicator Ticking)

801
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:16,777
(Dramatic Music)
(Increasingly Loud Heartbeat)

802
00:38:32,825 --> 00:38:35,593
(Horn Blaring)
Driver: <i>Nice driving asshole!</i>

803
00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,528
(Tires Screeching)

804
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:42,535
(Indicator Ticking)

805
00:39:11,097 --> 00:39:15,002
(Windshield Wipers Whirring)

806
00:39:18,003 --> 00:39:23,209
(Wind Blowing)

807
00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:49,636
(Phone Vibrating)

808
00:40:04,784 --> 00:40:08,753
(Phone Vibrating)

809
00:40:08,755 --> 00:40:10,021
I'm sorry.

810
00:40:10,023 --> 00:40:11,789
Dan: <i>Yeah, but you didn't
call, you didn't come home.</i>

811
00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,390
Yeah, no, I texted you.

812
00:40:13,392 --> 00:40:14,758
Dan:
<i>You did?</i>

813
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,492
Franny:
<i>Yeah, like a bunch,</i>

814
00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,628
<i>and you never texted me back.</i>

815
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,229
Well, II didn't get 'em.

816
00:40:18,231 --> 00:40:19,796
Franny:
<i>Well, I sent them.</i>

817
00:40:19,798 --> 00:40:21,666
<i>It's 'cause of the hills.</i>

818
00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:22,800
I guess.

819
00:40:22,802 --> 00:40:24,238
<i>What did you do?</i>

820
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,240
Um,

821
00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:28,972
I just, I blanked and I
drove home instead of

822
00:40:28,974 --> 00:40:31,675
to what's her name's house.

823
00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:34,245
I was tired so I
decided to stay here.

824
00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:35,747
Dan: <i>Yeah, that's-that's
great Franny,</i>

825
00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,247
<i>but like, if you're
not gonna come home,</i>

826
00:40:37,249 --> 00:40:38,282
<i>you have to call at least.</i>

827
00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,316
<i>I was worried all night</i>

828
00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:40,785
Yeah, I texted.

829
00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:41,818
Okay, that's not
enough though.

830
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,655
You have to call me, okay?

831
00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:44,655
<i>I was worried.</i>

832
00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:46,124
Okay, I'm sorry.

833
00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,158
Dan (Stuttering):
<i>You know what?</i>

834
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,262
- <i>That's-that's not enough.</i>
- I'm sorry.

835
00:40:51,997 --> 00:40:53,698
Dan: <i>Did you have fun
last night at least?</i>

836
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,966
<i>Was it-was it</i>

837
00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,971
<i>Who was there?
Like what?</i>

838
00:40:57,836 --> 00:40:59,840
<i>Franny? Franny?</i>

839
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,809
Fucking hills!

840
00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:07,778
Let's go, let's go,
come on, come on.

841
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,747
<i>You're taking your
shit, let's go.</i>

842
00:41:09,749 --> 00:41:10,985
(Dog Panting)

843
00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:14,117
Cheyenne: <i>You're freaking out
'cause you have a crush?</i>

844
00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,821
Franny: <i>I'm not supposed to
feel this way ever again.</i>

845
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:21,059
All of my love
and my, you know,

846
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,961
my sexual everything
it's-it's

847
00:41:23,963 --> 00:41:26,898
it's all channelled into one
person now and that person

848
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,765
- is Dan.
- <i>Dan.</i>

849
00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,771
Dan, exactly, exactly.

850
00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:33,303
- Resolved.
- <i>Good, great.</i>

851
00:41:33,305 --> 00:41:34,305
I gotta get back.

852
00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:35,740
Okay, thank you.

853
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:36,774
Morgan's being such
a little bitch.

854
00:41:36,776 --> 00:41:38,408
<i>I'm like dude, this
place is fuckin' empty</i>

855
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,713
- I had a fantasy.
- <i>Woah.</i>

856
00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,683
I had a sex fantasy.

857
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,153
Okay, okay.

858
00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,720
Franny:
<i>About Noah.</i>

859
00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:52,856
It's like, you know
like, oh, you know.

860
00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:55,358
- Like when you just wanna.
- <i>Oh my god.</i>

861
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,363
You know? Like-
(Choking Sounds)

862
00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:00,767
Cheyenne:
<i>Okay.</i>

863
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,434
Please help me.

864
00:42:03,436 --> 00:42:05,436
Jesus, you just have a pussy.

865
00:42:05,438 --> 00:42:06,870
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Okay.

866
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,805
You have loins.

867
00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,374
You're human, you-you
wanna fuck the dude,

868
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,075
he wants to fuck you,

869
00:42:12,077 --> 00:42:13,077
you're a human,
he's a human,

870
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:14,912
that's-that's how humans work.

871
00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,881
I know, I know, I know.

872
00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,050
Listen.
(Finger Snap)

873
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:20,050
Listen.

874
00:42:20,052 --> 00:42:21,051
Are you listening?

875
00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,456
- <i>Yes.</i>
- Okay.

876
00:42:23,923 --> 00:42:25,693
This guy is not special.

877
00:42:27,894 --> 00:42:28,896
Yeah.

878
00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:30,898
No, you're right.

879
00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:33,032
Okay, you good?

880
00:42:34,934 --> 00:42:35,700
- Yep.
- <i>Okay.</i>

881
00:42:35,702 --> 00:42:36,901
- I gotta go.
- <i>Okay, bye.</i>

882
00:42:36,903 --> 00:42:37,901
Bye.

883
00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,106
Love you.

884
00:42:52,885 --> 00:43:02,926
(Bells Ringing)

885
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:10,903
(Bells Ringing)

886
00:43:13,072 --> 00:43:14,905
Dan: <i>Woah.</i>
Franny: <i>How's that?</i>

887
00:43:14,907 --> 00:43:16,509
Dan:
<i>Hey, pretty good.</i>

888
00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,112
<i>Pretty good.</i>

889
00:43:18,443 --> 00:43:20,346
- Looks awesome.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

890
00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:23,983
What?

891
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,283
I got you something.

892
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,952
What'd you get me?

893
00:43:27,954 --> 00:43:29,789
(Franny Laughing)

894
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,798
(Jazz Music)
Oh, my, what is this?

895
00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:44,936
What are you doing?

896
00:43:44,938 --> 00:43:45,937
(Jazz Reggae Music)

897
00:43:45,939 --> 00:43:48,039
<i>♪ Win or lose</i>

898
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,941
<i>♪ This is my game</i>

899
00:43:50,943 --> 00:43:54,044
<i>♪ Right or wrong</i>

900
00:43:54,046 --> 00:43:56,981
<i>♪ I play it my way</i>

901
00:43:56,983 --> 00:43:59,983
<i>♪ And if I make mistakes</i>

902
00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:02,854
<i>♪ It's my own
heart that breaks</i>

903
00:44:02,856 --> 00:44:05,055
<i>♪ I've got to find my way</i>

904
00:44:05,057 --> 00:44:08,294
<i>♪ All by myself alone</i>

905
00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:15,035
<i>♪ I only have one life to live</i>

906
00:44:16,869 --> 00:44:20,907
<i>♪ I only have one love to give</i>

907
00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:24,876
<i>♪ No matter what he is</i>

908
00:44:24,878 --> 00:44:29,946
<i>♪ he touches me
and makes me his</i>

909
00:44:29,948 --> 00:44:32,952
<i>♪ Now we're in love</i>

910
00:44:33,952 --> 00:44:37,088
<i>♪ I only have one life to live</i>

911
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,189
<i>♪ I love what I livin'</i>

912
00:44:39,191 --> 00:44:42,959
<i>♪ I only have one love to give</i>

913
00:44:42,961 --> 00:44:45,062
<i>♪ And I'm gonna give it</i>

914
00:44:45,064 --> 00:44:47,164
<i>♪ No matter what he is</i>

915
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:52,202
<i>♪ he touches me and
makes me his, oh yeah</i>

916
00:44:52,204 --> 00:44:55,208
<i>♪ Now we're in love ♪</i>

917
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,419
Merry Christmas.

918
00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:08,251
Dan:
<i>Merry Christmas.</i>

919
00:45:08,253 --> 00:45:10,588
<i>♪ I don't know</i>

920
00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:13,423
<i>♪ What change of
style it brings</i>

921
00:45:13,425 --> 00:45:15,959
<i>♪ But right now ♪</i>

922
00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:16,963
I'm sorry.

923
00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:21,068
Dan:
<i>What are you sorry for?</i>

924
00:45:22,068 --> 00:45:23,370
I don't know.

925
00:45:24,938 --> 00:45:25,939
Everything.

926
00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:33,013
[In Between Kisses] Dan:
<i>Nothing to be sorry about.</i>

927
00:45:33,947 --> 00:45:36,314
<i>♪ I only have
one life to live</i>

928
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:40,020
<i>♪ I love what I'm livin' ♪</i>

929
00:45:40,954 --> 00:45:43,457
(Birds Chirping)

930
00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:57,271
I had a dream last night
that we had lots of sex.

931
00:46:01,073 --> 00:46:03,476
Wanna have that dream again.

932
00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,417
Oh, shit.

933
00:46:11,017 --> 00:46:12,082
- Dan: <i>Hey.</i>
- Shit.

934
00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,283
Dan:
<i>Where you goin'?</i>

935
00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,586
<i>Why are you moving
around so much?</i>

936
00:46:15,588 --> 00:46:17,088
Franny: <i>We had sex without
a condom last night.</i>

937
00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:18,756
<i>Why did you let us do that?</i>

938
00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:20,360
Why did I let us do that?

939
00:46:20,994 --> 00:46:22,028
Fuck.

940
00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,128
Dan:
<i>Relax.</i>

941
00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:24,796
<i>Where are you going?</i>

942
00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:25,629
I'm going to the drugstore.

943
00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,034
I need to not be
pregnant right now.

944
00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,767
<i>Where the fuck are my jeans?</i>

945
00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,635
Dan: <i>I don't know where
your jeans are, baby.</i>

946
00:46:32,637 --> 00:46:34,305
<i>Just calm down, okay?</i>

947
00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,305
<i>Come here.</i>

948
00:46:35,307 --> 00:46:37,140
Franny, Franny, Franny
Franny, Franny, Franny.

949
00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,142
(Stuttering) Just take a-

950
00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:39,042
No, don't.

951
00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:40,010
Can you please sit
down for one second

952
00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,046
- I have to go.
- And we can talk about this?

953
00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,347
- <i>No, I need to go!</i>
- Franny, sit down.

954
00:46:43,349 --> 00:46:45,182
Franny: <i>I need to not
be pregnant right now.</i>

955
00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:47,117
Sit down, sit down, okay?

956
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,551
We can talk about this.

957
00:46:48,553 --> 00:46:50,053
Slow down.

958
00:46:50,055 --> 00:46:51,291
It's okay.

959
00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,193
Huh, it's okay.

960
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,158
In the off-

961
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,963
in the off chance that
you're pregnant, right?

962
00:46:58,064 --> 00:46:58,863
(Sighs)

963
00:46:58,865 --> 00:47:02,166
We can make that
decision together.

964
00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,003
You know?

965
00:47:05,104 --> 00:47:07,975
I-I, you know, I wanna
have a baby, so it's-

966
00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,077
You do?

967
00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:14,014
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

968
00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:21,021
Right now?

969
00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:25,691
- <i>I don't know, soon.</i>
- Soon?

970
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,124
<i>I don't-</i>

971
00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:28,526
<i>I feel like we've
talked about this.</i>

972
00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:30,227
Well, we have not
talked about this.

973
00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,428
<i>You read a list
of baby names</i>

974
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,363
That list was a joke.

975
00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:36,332
Dan:
<i>Jesus, it was not a joke.</i>

976
00:47:36,334 --> 00:47:39,437
That's how you tell me
you wanna have a baby?

977
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,571
If you were
pregnant right now,

978
00:47:41,573 --> 00:47:42,573
would you keep the baby?

979
00:47:42,575 --> 00:47:44,111
- No.
- Why not?

980
00:47:46,178 --> 00:47:47,412
We're married.

981
00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:49,780
I can want to be married to
you and also not want a child.

982
00:47:49,782 --> 00:47:51,715
Are you saying to me
that you never want to

983
00:47:51,717 --> 00:47:52,816
have a child with me?

984
00:47:52,818 --> 00:47:54,684
No, that's not what I said.
That's not what I said.

985
00:47:54,686 --> 00:47:57,220
Why are we even talking
about this right now?

986
00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,226
I'm not gonna have a baby.

987
00:48:01,093 --> 00:48:02,361
What do you want?

988
00:48:10,102 --> 00:48:11,704
I don't wanna fight.

989
00:48:24,784 --> 00:48:26,716
Get you your little drop here.

990
00:48:26,718 --> 00:48:28,320
(Dog Whimpering)

991
00:48:30,122 --> 00:48:32,092
Gotcha, and I gotcha.

992
00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,158
Okay, okay.

993
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,160
That was easy.

994
00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,562
Now you have X-ray vision.

995
00:48:38,564 --> 00:48:42,135
X-ray vision.
(Dogs Barking)

996
00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:02,318
Hey, um hi,

997
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320
<i>Hailey Turner?</i>

998
00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:04,521
This is Dan,

999
00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:05,689
Dan Delaney.

1000
00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:07,191
<i>Do you have a second?</i>

1001
00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:09,459
I-I just wanted to talk
to you about Pablo.

1002
00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:11,162
Is he allowed up on the couch?

1003
00:49:11,164 --> 00:49:14,133
(Chimes Ringing)

1004
00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,113
- Hey.
- Yeah.

1005
00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,312
What are you doin'?

1006
00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,347
I was just gonna finish
this and then I'd go home.

1007
00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:33,216
No, Gavin wants
you to run the set.

1008
00:49:33,218 --> 00:49:35,186
- <i>Let's go.</i>
- Really?

1009
00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:36,789
- <i>Yeah, really.</i>
- <i>Okay.</i>

1010
00:49:37,657 --> 00:49:39,159
Noah: <i>C'mon.</i>
Franny: <i>Coming.</i>

1011
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,327
<i>(Giggling)</i>

1012
00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:45,164
Noah:
<i>Don't giggle like that.</i>

1013
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,566
Dan: <i>Yeah, Pablo found a whole
slice of pizza in a bush.</i>

1014
00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,367
Hailey:
<i>No way.</i>

1015
00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,535
Yeah, yeah, the
little guy got it

1016
00:49:51,537 --> 00:49:53,336
in his tiny little mouth.

1017
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,338
He's quite the rascal.

1018
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:57,240
He's the biggest rascal
in the west, aren't you?

1019
00:49:57,242 --> 00:49:58,309
Yeah, he's a good boy.

1020
00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,644
I'm so happy that you're
taking care of my babies.

1021
00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:03,280
Dan:
<i>They're my babies now too.</i>

1022
00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,349
Franny:
<i>Dan? Are you up?</i>

1023
00:50:05,351 --> 00:50:06,684
(Dogs Barking)

1024
00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:08,352
Hailey: <i>I gotta go shoot
my death scene now.</i>

1025
00:50:08,354 --> 00:50:09,756
Don't I look cute?

1026
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,559
Very.
Hailey: <i>Bye Dan.</i>

1027
00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:14,861
Alright, see ya.

1028
00:50:17,530 --> 00:50:19,198
(Sighs)

1029
00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,999
You're still up, yay.

1030
00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:24,602
Yeah.

1031
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,836
Hi.

1032
00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:27,370
Hello, hey.

1033
00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:29,006
How are you?
How was your day?

1034
00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:31,374
Good, fine, you know,
it's fine.

1035
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,776
Just fine?

1036
00:50:32,778 --> 00:50:34,214
Yeah, yeah.

1037
00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,283
What did you do?

1038
00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:41,385
Nothin', just, you know,
walked the dogs,

1039
00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:42,389
sort of thing.

1040
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,193
Okay.

1041
00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:49,863
Wanna know what I did?

1042
00:50:50,396 --> 00:50:51,861
Sure.

1043
00:50:51,863 --> 00:50:54,867
Oh, I had the craziest day.

1044
00:50:56,602 --> 00:50:58,801
So we're on our second
taping of the night, right?

1045
00:50:58,803 --> 00:51:02,039
And Gavin makes Noah
and I completely rewrite

1046
00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,974
everything we had
done the night before.

1047
00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:07,278
Like, everything,
which is totally crazy

1048
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,780
because Noah had this great
idea that Gavin either

1049
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:13,584
<i>never fully understood
or understood too well</i>

1050
00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:16,419
<i>and was threatened by
and therefore scrapped it</i>

1051
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,224
<i>before it had the
chance to work.</i>

1052
00:51:20,325 --> 00:51:23,794
<i>I got so mad but Noah just
takes it in his very calm,</i>

1053
00:51:23,796 --> 00:51:26,296
<i>zen-like way, you know?</i>

1054
00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298
He has this great
attitude of like, this job

1055
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,334
doesn't define me.

1056
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,336
Isn't that a great attitude?

1057
00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,341
<i>I have a bad attitude,
I should fix that.</i>

1058
00:51:38,811 --> 00:51:40,347
(Sighs)

1059
00:51:51,423 --> 00:51:53,259
Okay, what's wrong?

1060
00:51:57,463 --> 00:52:01,332
Why don't I ever meet the
people that you work with?

1061
00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:02,832
You come home and you're
talking about all these people

1062
00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:04,867
that I've never met

1063
00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,470
and you talk about
them all the time.

1064
00:52:06,472 --> 00:52:07,870
So I'd like to meet
them at least so I

1065
00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,405
Trust me, you do not
wanna meet Gavin.

1066
00:52:09,407 --> 00:52:10,441
<i>He's such an idiot,</i>

1067
00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,307
<i>Honestly, you would
mock him to his face.</i>

1068
00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:13,609
<i>You wouldn't be
able to handle it.</i>

1069
00:52:13,611 --> 00:52:15,479
Okay, what about Noah?

1070
00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:16,683
Meet Noah?

1071
00:52:17,483 --> 00:52:18,685
You wanna meet Noah?

1072
00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,063
We could all do dinner.

1073
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:36,033
We should have him and
Sally over here for dinner.

1074
00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:39,339
It'll be like our
first dinner party.

1075
00:52:40,405 --> 00:52:41,738
Wanna do that?

1076
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,506
It'll be fun.

1077
00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:44,908
Dan:
<i>Yeah, that sounds good.</i>

1078
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:46,410
<i>I'd like that.</i>

1079
00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,414
Okay.

1080
00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:00,557
<i>Did you know you have
a mole on your neck</i>

1081
00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:01,928
<i>shaped like Florida?</i>

1082
00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:05,765
Yeah, that's
always been there.

1083
00:53:07,499 --> 00:53:10,369
(Engines Whirring)

1084
00:53:13,506 --> 00:53:17,508
(Solemn Instrumental)

1085
00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:25,548
♪

1086
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,386
Franny? Hello?

1087
00:53:29,121 --> 00:53:31,555
- <i>Hey, this place is unbelievable.</i>
- <i>Hi.</i>

1088
00:53:31,557 --> 00:53:33,624
Franny: <i>Yeah, it's
pretty great, right?</i>

1089
00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,024
This is, uh, Sally.

1090
00:53:35,026 --> 00:53:36,428
- Hi.
- <i>Hi.</i>

1091
00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:39,262
<i>It's so nice to meet you.</i>

1092
00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:40,631
- <i>Yeah, I've heard-</i>
- I've heard, yeah.

1093
00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:41,731
(Chuckling)

1094
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,968
I've heard so much about, um.

1095
00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:46,503
Dan, this is Noah.

1096
00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,104
- Hi. Nice to meet
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

1097
00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:49,640
- Here.
- Hey, wow.

1098
00:53:49,642 --> 00:53:50,877
Thank you.

1099
00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:53,075
- Hi, Dan.
- Sally.

1100
00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:55,646
So everything's
kind of over there.

1101
00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:57,613
Dan:
<i>This is nice.</i>

1102
00:53:57,615 --> 00:53:58,818
You smell great.

1103
00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:01,017
Dan: <i>This is nice, this
is not from Trader Joe's.</i>

1104
00:54:01,019 --> 00:54:03,586
<i>I know that much.</i>
Sally: <i>No, it's not.</i>

1105
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,424
Dan:
<i>We have white wine, beers, uh</i>

1106
00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:08,492
Sally:
<i>And of course,</i>

1107
00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:10,126
<i>an hour before our wedding,</i>

1108
00:54:10,128 --> 00:54:12,162
<i>all the power along
the PCH goes out.</i>

1109
00:54:12,164 --> 00:54:13,400
- No.
- <i>Oh, yes.</i>

1110
00:54:13,965 --> 00:54:16,499
So then I lost my mind.

1111
00:54:16,501 --> 00:54:17,800
I just became a total spaz.

1112
00:54:17,802 --> 00:54:18,901
I mean, like, bridezilla.

1113
00:54:18,903 --> 00:54:19,903
I was crying,

1114
00:54:19,905 --> 00:54:20,903
<i>I was screaming,</i>

1115
00:54:20,905 --> 00:54:22,238
<i>I may or may not have
thrown something.</i>

1116
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,173
Noah: <i>No, you only threw my
phone against a wall twice.</i>

1117
00:54:24,175 --> 00:54:25,175
(Laughing)

1118
00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:26,477
I know, I'm sorry, honey.

1119
00:54:26,479 --> 00:54:27,577
But I have a good excuse.

1120
00:54:27,579 --> 00:54:29,512
See, I was completely insane.

1121
00:54:29,514 --> 00:54:30,513
Franny:
<i>So what happened?</i>

1122
00:54:30,515 --> 00:54:33,649
It's giving me sweats
just thinking about it.

1123
00:54:33,651 --> 00:54:34,917
Sally:
<i>Thank you.</i>

1124
00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:36,586
Noah, god bless him,

1125
00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:37,653
he sat me down,

1126
00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:38,689
he dried my cheeks,

1127
00:54:38,691 --> 00:54:40,624
and he said that he
didn't care where or when

1128
00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:41,624
we got married.

1129
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,260
Could be in the fucking
dark for all he cared

1130
00:54:43,262 --> 00:54:44,660
I did not curse on
our wedding day.

1131
00:54:44,662 --> 00:54:47,129
You did, you totally did.

1132
00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:50,867
<i>And you said that nothing
could ruin this day</i>

1133
00:54:50,869 --> 00:54:53,772
because it would
always be our day.

1134
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,543
Wow, that's

1135
00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,546
- that's beautiful.
- Yeah, that's really beautiful.

1136
00:55:00,813 --> 00:55:03,012
We should remember
that for our wedding.

1137
00:55:03,014 --> 00:55:04,280
I thought you were married.

1138
00:55:04,282 --> 00:55:05,582
Franny:
<i>No we are, we just</i>

1139
00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:06,649
we never had a real wedding.

1140
00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,053
Probably never will.

1141
00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:10,086
No, we're going to.

1142
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,854
We're going to, now that I can
afford it, we're going to.

1143
00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:13,624
<i>I think in March, right?</i>

1144
00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:14,624
Sure.

1145
00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,693
March is great, springtime.

1146
00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,562
Noah: <i>So Dan, what is
it that you do again?</i>

1147
00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:21,532
I know you don't get to
see Franny very often

1148
00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:24,133
'cause she's locked up in
duck, duck, goose jail with me.

1149
00:55:24,135 --> 00:55:27,537
Dan: <i>I'm a dog-walker,
so I do I walk dogs.</i>

1150
00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:28,872
Noah: <i>Why did I think
that you're an actor?</i>

1151
00:55:28,874 --> 00:55:30,673
Franny, you told me
he was an actor, right?

1152
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:32,309
- He is an actor.
- Oh I do that as well.

1153
00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:35,077
- He's an excellent actor.
- No, no.

1154
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:38,981
Uh, two years ago was the last
time I was paid to act, so.

1155
00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:41,520
Yeah, I'm an excellent actor.

1156
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,923
Daniel Day Lewis over here.

1157
00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:51,564
I'm a consumer consultant.

1158
00:55:53,999 --> 00:55:55,869
Cool, that's awesome.

1159
00:55:57,903 --> 00:56:01,271
<i>I'm really sorry about the fish.</i>

1160
00:56:01,273 --> 00:56:02,573
Noah: <i>Oh, no.</i>
Sally: <i>Oh, no.</i>

1161
00:56:02,575 --> 00:56:05,108
I just feel so bad.

1162
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,709
It was supposed to be like a

1163
00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:09,713
like a poached
halibut um something,

1164
00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,847
- <i>brown sauce.</i>
- No, fish is hard.

1165
00:56:11,849 --> 00:56:14,283
- Lemon really helps.
- Mhm.

1166
00:56:14,285 --> 00:56:16,053
Yeah it is, it is hard,

1167
00:56:16,055 --> 00:56:18,622
that's why I told you
you shouldn't try it.

1168
00:56:18,624 --> 00:56:19,890
Which wasn't very helpful.

1169
00:56:19,892 --> 00:56:21,591
Well, I set the table.

1170
00:56:21,593 --> 00:56:22,725
You did.

1171
00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,727
He did set the table.

1172
00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,565
And the forks are
on the left side.

1173
00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:33,870
Oh, babe?

1174
00:56:33,872 --> 00:56:36,640
Will you get more wine?

1175
00:56:36,642 --> 00:56:39,609
(Dogs Barking)

1176
00:56:39,611 --> 00:56:41,311
Noah: <i>Did I tell you I'm
training for a marathon?</i>

1177
00:56:41,313 --> 00:56:42,678
Franny:
<i>What?</i>

1178
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,648
<i>You're becoming one
of those people?</i>

1179
00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,617
(Laughing)

1180
00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322
Noah: <i>I know, it's awful.</i>
Sally: <i>It's awful.</i>

1181
00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,091
Uh, I got some, uh,

1182
00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:56,258
some leftovers if you
guys are interested.

1183
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,096
<i>It's leftover chicken
from this morning.</i>

1184
00:57:00,331 --> 00:57:02,334
<i>If you guys want
some, it's chicken.</i>

1185
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,135
<i>Want some honey?</i>

1186
00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:07,169
- Sure.
- It's for you.

1187
00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:08,675
Thank you babe. Mmm.

1188
00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,776
- Want some?
- Oh, it's really good.

1189
00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:13,977
Thank you.

1190
00:57:13,979 --> 00:57:18,985
(Moaning)

1191
00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:22,019
I'll-I'll have some.

1192
00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:24,153
- That looks good.
- You don't have to do that.

1193
00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:25,155
It's fine.

1194
00:57:25,157 --> 00:57:26,359
<i>Oh, it smells good.</i>

1195
00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,258
You want some?

1196
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,392
- I'm okay, thank you.
- <i>You sure?</i>

1197
00:57:29,394 --> 00:57:31,294
- <i>It's really delicious.</i>
- No I'm really okay,

1198
00:57:31,296 --> 00:57:32,394
<i>thank you.</i>
Sally: <i>It's good and cold.</i>

1199
00:57:32,396 --> 00:57:34,430
Dan: <i>There's dark meat
and some light meat.</i>

1200
00:57:34,432 --> 00:57:35,798
<i>And I don't know, what's
the difference between</i>

1201
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,166
<i>dark meat and light meat?</i>

1202
00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:38,801
- The colour.
- The kind of the-

1203
00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,037
- the kind of the chicken.
- Where (sighs)-

1204
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:42,205
Yeah.

1205
00:57:42,207 --> 00:57:45,341
<i>The owner of this house has
unbelievable penmanship.</i>

1206
00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,709
Sally: <i>Gorgeous!</i>
Noah: <i>I'll say that for her.</i>

1207
00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:47,711
<i>This is incredible.</i>

1208
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,345
Franny:
<i>Yes, this is the chick.</i>

1209
00:57:49,347 --> 00:57:53,716
<i>That's her face and this
is the inside of her soul.</i>

1210
00:57:53,718 --> 00:57:55,017
Noah: <i>Wait a second.</i>
Franny: <i>Wait, you gotta read,</i>

1211
00:57:55,019 --> 00:57:57,988
<i>you gotta wait 'til
you get to the poetry.</i>

1212
00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,455
Noah:
<i>There's verse?</i>

1213
00:57:59,457 --> 00:58:00,890
Franny: <i>This chick, she writes like,
she's in these fucking movies</i>

1214
00:58:00,892 --> 00:58:02,758
<i>but she writes.</i>

1215
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,827
Noah: <i>This is gorgeous,
these are gorgeous.</i>

1216
00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,062
Franny: <i>Gorgeous.</i>
Noah: <i>These are gorgeous.</i>

1217
00:58:06,064 --> 00:58:07,731
Franny:
<i>We should use these.</i>

1218
00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:08,899
Noah: <i>What's her rhyme
scheme of choice?</i>

1219
00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:10,700
Dan:
<i>Hey, hey, stop!</i>

1220
00:58:10,702 --> 00:58:12,369
<i>Stop that, don't read that.</i>

1221
00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:14,403
- <i>Stop reading from that.</i>
- Sorry sorry sorry.

1222
00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:15,705
Dan:
<i>Don't-don't read this.</i>

1223
00:58:15,707 --> 00:58:17,707
This is-this is private stuff,

1224
00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:18,809
no one else reads this.

1225
00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,213
We were kidding.

1226
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,713
Dan:
<i>This is my job, Franny.</i>

1227
00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:25,782
I have a job too, you know.

1228
00:58:25,784 --> 00:58:26,783
I know.

1229
00:58:26,785 --> 00:58:27,751
Dan:
<i>Do you?</i>

1230
00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:28,885
<i>Because you're not
treating me with any</i>

1231
00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:29,888
<i>People need respect.</i>

1232
00:58:30,756 --> 00:58:32,888
<i>Huh? People need respect,
she needs respect.</i>

1233
00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:34,093
<i>Everyone needs respect.</i>

1234
00:58:35,093 --> 00:58:36,225
You know, this woman,

1235
00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,028
she's-she's-she's
something else, man.

1236
00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,232
She-

1237
00:58:40,398 --> 00:58:43,899
she gets it, she understands
and-and you're making fun.

1238
00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:46,336
<i>And that's not nice,
it's very rude.</i>

1239
00:58:46,338 --> 00:58:49,342
<i>I-I-I just-I just think
it's very-very bad taste.</i>

1240
00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,874
(Clunk)
Dan: <i>Oh fuck.</i>

1241
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:52,876
Sally:
<i>Oh, Dan.</i>

1242
00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:55,778
Hey man, I'm so sorry.

1243
00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:56,782
Dan:
<i>Fuck!</i>

1244
00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,919
I'm sorry, babe.

1245
00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,919
Dan:
<i>I'll be walking the dogs.</i>

1246
00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:05,122
<i>♪ On the morning you left</i>

1247
00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:08,925
<i>♪ The wind was kind</i>

1248
00:59:08,927 --> 00:59:14,930
<i>♪ It told us to believe</i>

1249
00:59:14,932 --> 00:59:17,033
<i>♪ That the strongest of hearts</i>

1250
00:59:17,035 --> 00:59:19,739
<i>♪ Could overcome</i>

1251
00:59:20,773 --> 00:59:25,941
<i>♪ The length of every mile</i>

1252
00:59:25,943 --> 00:59:28,879
<i>♪ Put between ♪</i>

1253
00:59:28,881 --> 00:59:33,886
(Acoustic Guitar Music)

1254
00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:37,990
Franny:
<i>Jesus.</i>

1255
00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:40,760
Hey.

1256
00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:42,994
What are you doing?

1257
00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:45,394
Ah sorry, I was just-

1258
00:59:45,396 --> 00:59:46,930
I was looking for the bathroom.

1259
00:59:46,932 --> 00:59:48,767
I saw this.

1260
00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:53,836
Now this is some good poetry.

1261
00:59:53,838 --> 00:59:54,840
(Franny Chuckles)

1262
00:59:55,941 --> 00:59:57,006
What's up?

1263
00:59:57,008 --> 00:59:58,841
Are you okay?

1264
00:59:58,843 --> 00:59:59,845
Mmhmm.

1265
01:00:04,983 --> 01:00:07,820
Do you ever feel
like something?

1266
01:00:09,588 --> 01:00:13,793
Sometimes everything
is just hard?

1267
01:00:18,162 --> 01:00:19,896
All the time.

1268
01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:21,534
Do you remember where we work?

1269
01:00:25,604 --> 01:00:27,206
Here listen to this.

1270
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,843
"A mermaid found
a swimming lad,

1271
01:00:32,845 --> 01:00:34,611
"Picked him for her own,

1272
01:00:34,613 --> 01:00:36,979
"Pressed her body to his body,

1273
01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:40,617
"Laughed; and plunging down,

1274
01:00:40,619 --> 01:00:42,184
"Forgot in cruel happiness

1275
01:00:42,186 --> 01:00:44,322
"That even lovers drown."

1276
01:01:07,044 --> 01:01:08,044
God I hope Dan knows

1277
01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,916
how lucky he is.

1278
01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,883
<i>Thanks for dinner.</i>

1279
01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:14,887
<i>We'll let ourselves out.</i>

1280
01:01:17,889 --> 01:01:21,892
(Dramatic Music)

1281
01:01:21,894 --> 01:01:31,934
♪

1282
01:01:31,936 --> 01:01:41,979
♪

1283
01:01:41,981 --> 01:01:51,954
♪

1284
01:01:51,956 --> 01:02:01,999
♪

1285
01:02:02,001 --> 01:02:11,975
♪

1286
01:02:11,977 --> 01:02:22,019
♪

1287
01:02:22,021 --> 01:02:31,995
♪

1288
01:02:31,997 --> 01:02:42,039
♪

1289
01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:52,015
♪

1290
01:02:52,017 --> 01:02:58,687
♪

1291
01:02:58,689 --> 01:03:02,695
(Car Blinker Clicking)

1292
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:15,137
(Suspenseful Music)

1293
01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:25,180
♪

1294
01:03:25,182 --> 01:03:32,155
♪

1295
01:03:32,157 --> 01:03:34,224
(Swelling Heartbeats)

1296
01:03:34,226 --> 01:03:36,059
(Brakes Squeal)

1297
01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:39,329
(Heavy Breathing)

1298
01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:40,332
Noah:
<i>Hey!</i>

1299
01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:43,369
What the?

1300
01:03:45,137 --> 01:03:46,138
Franny?

1301
01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:49,507
You just rear ended my car!

1302
01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,508
Franny:
<i>Um-</i>

1303
01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:53,544
Noah:
<i>You texted me</i>

1304
01:03:53,546 --> 01:03:55,512
<i>that it was like an
emergency or something-</i>

1305
01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:57,079
No, I'm fine.

1306
01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:59,084
- Are you drunk?
- Everything's fine, no.

1307
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,550
You're a little drunk.

1308
01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,388
No, I-I'm fine. I just-

1309
01:04:04,822 --> 01:04:05,655
Just what?

1310
01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:09,028
It was hoping that,
uh, like, um.

1311
01:04:10,227 --> 01:04:11,229
What?

1312
01:04:12,664 --> 01:04:13,666
What?

1313
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,142
(Heavy Breathing)

1314
01:04:26,144 --> 01:04:28,781
We can go to my apartment.

1315
01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,217
Noah:
<i>Yeah.</i>

1316
01:04:33,285 --> 01:04:34,283
Franny:
<i>Right here?</i>

1317
01:04:34,285 --> 01:04:35,287
Noah:
<i>Yeah.</i>

1318
01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,427
<i>Is that okay?</i>

1319
01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:46,695
<i>Oh, my god.</i>

1320
01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:48,097
<i>Are they your tits?</i>

1321
01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,101
<i>Oh, I'm sorry.</i>

1322
01:04:50,769 --> 01:04:52,234
<i>What?</i>
Franny: <i>My shoes.</i>

1323
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,439
<i>Oh.</i>

1324
01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,541
All right, there.

1325
01:04:57,275 --> 01:04:58,441
<i>Is that all right?</i>

1326
01:04:58,443 --> 01:04:59,645
<i>Yeah, okay.</i>

1327
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,245
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

1328
01:05:02,247 --> 01:05:04,750
(Loud Orgasmic Cries)

1329
01:05:07,151 --> 01:05:08,251
- Noah: <i>Is that all right?</i>
- Yeah.

1330
01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:09,885
- <i>Yeah?</i>
- This is good, right?

1331
01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:12,454
- Noah: <i>Yeah.</i>
- It's what we wanted.

1332
01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:14,591
Noah:
<i>Yeah, absolutely.</i>

1333
01:05:14,593 --> 01:05:23,198
(Heavy Breathing)

1334
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,070
Noah:
<i>Okay.</i>

1335
01:05:24,903 --> 01:05:26,105
<i>You okay?</i>

1336
01:05:28,807 --> 01:05:29,809
Franny:
<i>Oh, uh.</i>

1337
01:05:31,409 --> 01:05:40,617
(Heavy Breathing)

1338
01:05:40,619 --> 01:05:42,285
Noah:
<i>Okay, yeah, I'm going to cum.</i>

1339
01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:43,620
Franny:
<i>Okay, don't cum inside.</i>

1340
01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:46,689
Noah:
<i>Okay, okay, okay, okay.</i>

1341
01:05:46,691 --> 01:05:48,127
<i>Sorry, sorry.</i>

1342
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,296
<i>I'm sorry, I'm sorry.</i>

1343
01:05:53,164 --> 01:05:54,166
<i>Okay.</i>

1344
01:05:55,599 --> 01:05:56,802
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

1345
01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,438
- <i>That's, there, ah.</i>
- <i>All right.</i>

1346
01:06:00,671 --> 01:06:04,175
(Heavy Breathing)

1347
01:06:07,178 --> 01:06:08,180
Noah:
<i>Sorry.</i>

1348
01:06:09,381 --> 01:06:10,382
<i>Oh god.</i>

1349
01:06:14,485 --> 01:06:15,484
Wow.

1350
01:06:15,486 --> 01:06:17,387
It's a whole process, huh?

1351
01:06:17,389 --> 01:06:18,390
Yeah.

1352
01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:20,793
Noah:
<i>Okay.</i>

1353
01:06:25,963 --> 01:06:28,463
<i>Uh, you'll-you'll shoot
me a text though, right?</i>

1354
01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:29,532
<i>When you uh-</i>

1355
01:06:29,534 --> 01:06:31,233
<i>when you're back, just
so I now you're okay?</i>

1356
01:06:31,235 --> 01:06:33,271
- Yeah.
- <i>Okay (laughs).</i>

1357
01:06:33,637 --> 01:06:34,840
(Car Door Slams)

1358
01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:38,677
(Engine Whirrs)

1359
01:06:45,383 --> 01:06:49,385
(Solemn Instrumental)

1360
01:06:49,387 --> 01:06:59,229
♪

1361
01:06:59,231 --> 01:07:09,207
♪

1362
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,881
Dan:
<i>Franny?</i>

1363
01:07:52,816 --> 01:07:54,320
Where were you?

1364
01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:58,356
Dan:
<i>On a walk.</i>

1365
01:08:02,827 --> 01:08:04,830
Tonight was the worst.

1366
01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:08,398
Dan:
<i>I know.</i>

1367
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,399
<i>I know, I'm sorry.</i>

1368
01:08:09,401 --> 01:08:10,769
<i>That was my fault.</i>

1369
01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:12,972
<i>All my fault.</i>

1370
01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,353
What's with you
and that diary?

1371
01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:34,960
Nothing.

1372
01:08:43,401 --> 01:08:45,470
What's with you
and that guy?

1373
01:08:51,942 --> 01:08:53,344
Nothing.

1374
01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:05,390
Hey, don't cry.

1375
01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,459
Come here.

1376
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,396
<i>Don't cry.
Come here, baby</i>

1377
01:09:11,528 --> 01:09:12,731
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1378
01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:18,670
I'm sorry too.

1379
01:09:20,871 --> 01:09:22,073
It's okay.

1380
01:09:23,508 --> 01:09:24,510
I love you.

1381
01:09:28,513 --> 01:09:31,383
- Franny: <i>I love you, too.</i>
- I love you.

1382
01:09:33,518 --> 01:09:34,516
Ow, ow.

1383
01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,854
You got to be careful
because I hurt my nose.

1384
01:09:37,856 --> 01:09:39,058
It's hurting.

1385
01:09:59,477 --> 01:10:01,546
(Groaning)

1386
01:10:07,552 --> 01:10:09,955
(Retching)

1387
01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,890
Are you okay?

1388
01:10:13,892 --> 01:10:16,795
- (Retching)
- Oh.

1389
01:10:26,804 --> 01:10:29,407
(Retching)

1390
01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:36,479
(Sombre Music)

1391
01:10:36,481 --> 01:10:46,521
♪

1392
01:10:46,523 --> 01:11:01,471
♪

1393
01:11:01,473 --> 01:11:04,109
(Sighs)

1394
01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:10,980
No, not a choreographer.

1395
01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:12,618
Like, an actual...

1396
01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,618
Anyway, can we just
find something else

1397
01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,921
besides a v-neck?

1398
01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,655
No, I'm not being funny.

1399
01:11:20,657 --> 01:11:22,492
Please just like, something,

1400
01:11:22,494 --> 01:11:23,695
something slimming.

1401
01:11:24,562 --> 01:11:25,627
<i>Yeah, I don't care.</i>

1402
01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:26,762
<i>He doesn't look good in cords.</i>

1403
01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:28,029
<i>You can tell him from me,
it's not the lighting.</i>

1404
01:11:28,031 --> 01:11:28,830
<i>It's his face.</i>

1405
01:11:28,832 --> 01:11:31,601
Trust me, orzo is
not gluten free.

1406
01:11:31,603 --> 01:11:32,868
I don't care what
he's telling you.

1407
01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:34,870
<i>The catering is
absolute garbage.</i>

1408
01:11:34,872 --> 01:11:37,172
<i>We need more sandwiches.</i>

1409
01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:38,576
<i>Bye.</i>

1410
01:11:41,679 --> 01:11:42,878
(Whispering) Hello.

1411
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,482
(Whispering) Hi.

1412
01:11:45,215 --> 01:11:46,451
How are you?

1413
01:11:47,285 --> 01:11:48,586
I'm good.

1414
01:11:52,557 --> 01:11:53,559
How'd you sleep?

1415
01:11:54,893 --> 01:11:56,559
Um, I slept great.

1416
01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:57,563
How 'bout you?

1417
01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,131
Good, good.

1418
01:12:05,303 --> 01:12:08,303
Uh, so last night, I-

1419
01:12:08,305 --> 01:12:09,271
Hey, you know, I have to-

1420
01:12:09,273 --> 01:12:12,807
I have to get these
revisions to Gavin asap.

1421
01:12:12,809 --> 01:12:14,743
Cool, okay.

1422
01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,515
Noah:
<i>But I'll see you later, okay?</i>

1423
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,851
(Office Chatter)

1424
01:12:21,853 --> 01:12:25,855
(Sombre Music)

1425
01:12:25,857 --> 01:12:27,856
♪

1426
01:12:27,858 --> 01:12:28,861
House keys,

1427
01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:32,028
um eye drops, medicine.

1428
01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,029
Yep, that's it, boys.

1429
01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:35,030
<i>I think that's it.</i>

1430
01:12:35,032 --> 01:12:38,700
<i>So in an hour, your
mom's going to be back</i>

1431
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,002
and, uh that's it

1432
01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:42,607
then I'll be gone.

1433
01:12:45,343 --> 01:12:49,345
(Sombre Music)

1434
01:12:49,347 --> 01:13:02,725
♪

1435
01:13:02,727 --> 01:13:04,897
(Sighs)

1436
01:13:07,130 --> 01:13:11,132
(Sombre Music)

1437
01:13:11,134 --> 01:13:21,177
♪

1438
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:31,221
♪

1439
01:13:31,223 --> 01:13:44,766
♪

1440
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,401
(Security Alarm Beeping)

1441
01:13:46,403 --> 01:13:47,936
(Barking)

1442
01:13:47,938 --> 01:13:49,337
- Dan: <i>Hey.</i>
- Oh, my god!

1443
01:13:49,339 --> 01:13:50,672
Dan:
<i>I'm sorry, I'm sorry.</i>

1444
01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,675
Woman:
<i>Oh, uh.</i>

1445
01:13:52,677 --> 01:13:53,679
<i>Who are you?</i>

1446
01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:55,712
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

1447
01:13:55,714 --> 01:13:58,013
Oh, I'm the, uh, I'm
the-the dog sitter.

1448
01:13:58,015 --> 01:13:59,347
Who are you?

1449
01:13:59,349 --> 01:14:01,283
I'm here to take
care of the dogs.

1450
01:14:01,285 --> 01:14:03,689
Hailey said you'd be gone?

1451
01:14:04,821 --> 01:14:06,657
Yeah, yep.

1452
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,257
Yep. That's where I'm going.

1453
01:14:09,259 --> 01:14:10,661
Um, I'm going now.

1454
01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:15,096
<i>Um, I-I gave uh
Apollo his eye drops</i>

1455
01:14:15,098 --> 01:14:16,666
<i>and I-I fed both the dogs.</i>

1456
01:14:16,668 --> 01:14:17,667
(Barking)

1457
01:14:17,669 --> 01:14:18,670
See ya.

1458
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,851
Franny:
<i>Stupid.</i>

1459
01:14:45,329 --> 01:14:47,898
(Brakes Squeak)

1460
01:14:56,307 --> 01:14:57,309
(Honk)

1461
01:15:28,171 --> 01:15:29,741
Are you happy?

1462
01:15:31,442 --> 01:15:32,678
Yeah.

1463
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,717
Want some ice cream?

1464
01:15:39,049 --> 01:15:40,251
Nnn nnn.

1465
01:16:01,238 --> 01:16:14,949
(Video Game Chatter)

1466
01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:15,954
Hey.

1467
01:16:16,954 --> 01:16:18,156
Love you.

1468
01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:20,759
Love you too.

1469
01:16:33,437 --> 01:16:34,840
(Sighs)

1470
01:16:35,138 --> 01:16:39,141
(Loud Dance Music)

1471
01:16:39,143 --> 01:16:49,185
♪

1472
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:57,959
♪

1473
01:16:57,961 --> 01:17:01,997
This girl is getting
married tomorrow!

1474
01:17:01,999 --> 01:17:04,836
(Cheering)

1475
01:17:05,902 --> 01:17:09,904
(Loud Dance Music)

1476
01:17:09,906 --> 01:17:19,949
♪

1477
01:17:19,951 --> 01:17:29,993
♪

1478
01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:39,968
♪

1479
01:17:39,970 --> 01:17:47,008
♪

1480
01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:51,816
(Retching)

1481
01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:58,953
Dancer:
<i>Ugh, okay sweetie,</i>

1482
01:17:58,955 --> 01:18:01,090
it's time for you to go home.

1483
01:18:01,092 --> 01:18:09,230
(Panting)

1484
01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,969
No, I don't wanna, I'm
going to stay here.

1485
01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,272
You look so pretty.

1486
01:18:21,077 --> 01:18:24,048
(Sighs)

1487
01:19:45,062 --> 01:19:46,097
I'm fine.

1488
01:19:54,071 --> 01:19:56,174
(Sobbing)

1489
01:20:04,482 --> 01:20:06,051
Everything's fine.

1490
01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,351
I'm just stressed,
which is normal.

1491
01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:11,520
Everyone's stressed.

1492
01:20:11,522 --> 01:20:14,059
Shh, just take a deep breath.

1493
01:20:15,026 --> 01:20:18,229
(Exhales Heavily)

1494
01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:27,336
Maybe it's just like,

1495
01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,171
that the first
year of marriage

1496
01:20:29,173 --> 01:20:30,172
is the hardest, you know?

1497
01:20:30,174 --> 01:20:31,977
Like, that old saying.

1498
01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,310
And like, in a few years,

1499
01:20:36,312 --> 01:20:38,146
I'll look back
at it and laugh.

1500
01:20:38,148 --> 01:20:39,148
(Chuckling)

1501
01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,382
Joanne:
<i>Baby, look at me.</i>

1502
01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,083
<i>That saying's bullshit.</i>

1503
01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:43,552
The first year
should be your best.

1504
01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:45,319
It wasn't, none of us
would stick around

1505
01:20:45,321 --> 01:20:48,356
because it only gets harder.

1506
01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:49,561
Much harder.

1507
01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,062
That's horrible (chuckles).

1508
01:20:54,064 --> 01:20:55,265
Life is horrible.

1509
01:20:57,535 --> 01:20:58,536
Baby girl.

1510
01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:05,009
<i>You should be busting
at the seams right now.</i>

1511
01:21:07,244 --> 01:21:08,045
No.

1512
01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:13,449
I feel really stupid.

1513
01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:15,286
Joanne:
<i>Oh no, baby, no.</i>

1514
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,520
I just feel bad.

1515
01:21:18,522 --> 01:21:20,125
Joanne:
<i>Oh my sweetheart, no.</i>

1516
01:21:27,263 --> 01:21:28,864
You didn't hug me
enough as a kid.

1517
01:21:28,866 --> 01:21:31,766
I think that's why I
have so many problems.

1518
01:21:31,768 --> 01:21:35,139
(Sobbing and Chuckling)

1519
01:21:37,707 --> 01:21:39,309
Really?

1520
01:21:54,724 --> 01:22:00,729
(Sombre Music)

1521
01:22:00,731 --> 01:22:10,771
♪

1522
01:22:10,773 --> 01:22:20,816
♪

1523
01:22:20,818 --> 01:22:30,792
♪

1524
01:22:30,794 --> 01:22:41,502
♪

1525
01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,175
Franny:
<i>I was a bad wife (chuckles).</i>

1526
01:22:51,948 --> 01:22:54,451
I think I was a bad wife too.

1527
01:22:55,719 --> 01:22:58,223
<i>(Chuckling)</i>

1528
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:08,329
(Somber Piano Music)

1529
01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:18,507
♪

1530
01:23:18,509 --> 01:23:22,243
(Cheering and Applauding)

1531
01:23:22,245 --> 01:23:24,245
Man:
<i>Come on, guys!</i>

1532
01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:25,480
Dan:
<i>Hey guys, hello.</i>

1533
01:23:25,482 --> 01:23:26,648
(Microphone Feedback)

1534
01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:27,748
I'm so bad at this.

1535
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,351
Um, hi.

1536
01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:33,422
Thank you all for being
here for our wedding party

1537
01:23:33,424 --> 01:23:36,225
<i>for a wedding that
already happened.</i>

1538
01:23:36,227 --> 01:23:38,930
We like to do
everything backwards.

1539
01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:46,437
Um...

1540
01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:51,273
but that's not the only
reason why we're here.

1541
01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:55,245
<i>Yeah, there's something else
that we need to tell you, um-</i>

1542
01:23:58,749 --> 01:24:00,751
We don't want to
be married anymore.

1543
01:24:04,254 --> 01:24:06,723
We tried it and
it wasn't for us.

1544
01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:14,933
We tried.

1545
01:24:17,034 --> 01:24:19,603
You don't know if
you don't try.

1546
01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:23,408
To Franny.

1547
01:24:26,442 --> 01:24:28,278
Man: <i>Cheers.</i>
Woman: <i>Cheers!</i>

1548
01:24:30,347 --> 01:24:33,951
(Applauding)

1549
01:25:05,081 --> 01:25:10,287
(Cheering)

1550
01:25:12,356 --> 01:25:16,458
(Sombre Music)

1551
01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:26,101
♪

1552
01:25:26,103 --> 01:25:39,347
♪

1553
01:25:39,349 --> 01:25:43,351
(Rock Reggae Music)

1554
01:25:43,353 --> 01:25:49,360
♪

1555
01:25:49,362 --> 01:25:54,362
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