Ender and Alto's Wacky Adventures Pilot

"Welcome to the world of TRUMPéTs!" A young man says. "My name is Alto, but people ca|l me-" The young man's voice is interrupted by another. "Salty Memelord." A laugh can be heard, and then some yelling. "Shut up, Ender." "Alto, cut to the chase."
The two argue for a while, and come to an agreement. "Alrighty," says Alto "Welcome to the Ender and Alto show. I'm you're host, Salty Lime Chip Alto." "And i'm Grape Soda Stain Ender. Today, we'll be going to the moon." A clap sign blinks on and off. "Alright, Ender. Grab my memes and we'll fly away." "ew the hell man." Ender grabs on firmly to Alto's memes and Alto's rocket boots activate.
"We are now on the moon, home sweet home." Says Alto, as he rubs his Coil arms against the rocky surface. "Alto don't" Ender nonchalantly says, when suddenly, a house erects from the moon's surface.
"WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME, ENDER T. MAN!"




"Alto, why do you do this?"






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