Crossover Saturday: Sex Bomb Meets Sir Chivalrous

>Day Crossovers in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Sex Bomb
>It’s been pretty crazy lately
>Even more than usual
>In the past 24 hours, you’ve witnessed the multi-verse, fought with a mad pony and magician, and you somehow managed to beat your own record of most mares fucked in a single day
>But enough of the recap
>Time for the flashbacks

>Wake up
>Shit, Shower, Shave
>Look in the mirror
>Shiny white teeth: check
>Adonis body: check
>Anti-Fluttershy Weapons
>…
>Shit.
>Oh well, you probably won’t need them
>You jump out the window, ready for an adventure
>Sure, you had a door
>Several, in fact
>They were made from real mahogany
>Maaaahogany
>But if you don’t shake it up every so often, Fluttershy will get you
>And you wouldn’t want that
>Sure, you’ve had sex with almost everything sentient in Ponyville
>But none of them loved you
>Except that yellow menace
>And that was a no go
>Enough character development though!
>Time to fuck bitches and chew bubble gum
>And you’re all out of gum

>One visit to the store later and you’re on your way to Lyra’s
>What?
>You love gum
>Shit’s divine
>You wave to all of the ponies on the way
>Some wave back
>Some blush
>Big Mac becomes rock hard
>You resist the urge to jump on him
>You’d learned to never fuck outside
>Ever since Fluttershy caught you rutting Apple Jack at Sweet Apple Acres, you’d decided that was a bad idea
>You’ve never ran so fast in your life
>Lost in thought, you fail to notice a commotion nearby
>Before you can snap to, you’re tackled and flipped onto your back
>Dammit
Oh, hey Fluttershy
>”You! Me! Right here! Right now!”
You, me, no items, fox only, final destination
>”What?”
>You push up, using Fluttershy’s confusion to your advantage and book it the fuck out of there
>Lyra will have to wait
>You hear the sound of a thousand wings breaking in unison
>Also known as “Fluttershy’s Scream”
>You sprint, making your way to the only place besides Town Hall and your home that’s safe-ish for you
>Twilight’s tree
>You crash through the door, Fluttershy hot on your heels
>The inside of the tree is dark, lit only by a few candles
>Twilight is wrapped in shadows, and her eyes are black
>She turns to you, and her look of concentration fades
>It is quickly replaced by a mix of anger and fear
>”Anon! Fluttershy! What are you doing?”
>No time to talk
>Only escape
>You crash through the circle on the ground, knocking candles and what appear to be a couple of fetus’ aside
>Something seems fishy here
>”No! You’ll ruin everything!”
>Fluttershy bowls over you
>You can see her mouth moving, but you can’t make out the words
>A wind is raging
>You think you hear thunder
>And then, the tree is gone
>You’re floating through space
>Images fly by, of war, of love
>You swear you see several different Fluttershy’s
>You think you may have flown through an orgy
>That would explain why your pants are gone
>You see a bright light at the end of the tunnel
>The light flashes
>And then there’s nothing

>You are Anon
>Mage-Warrior in training
>Master of wavy hand motions
>Enjoying a good sleep
>You wake up to a loud crash
>You bound out of bed, instantly alert
>You don your armor, grab your sword, and rush down the stairs
>Red smoke fills the main floor of the library
>Twilight runs up to your side
>”Anon, what’s going on here?”
You mean that wasn’t you?
>”What do you mean? Do I look like I’d do something so dangerous around my books?”
>That doesn’t make sense
>A heavy magic is in the air, and it’s almost identical to Twilight’s
>Albeit… darker
>You hear moaning
>You turn back to the smoke, holding your sword in front of you
>The air begins to clear, and a shape lumbers forward
Halt! What are you, and why are you here?
>The shape pauses, and stares at you
>Wait
>That’s a human shape
Who… who are you?
>”I could ask you the same thing, buddy”
>The air clears completely, and out steps another you
>Without pants
>What

>Before you can say anything, the room darkens
>More smoke appears, and is then blown away
>”ANONNNNN!”
>You hear the other you yelp and the front door hit the wall
>The new smoke clears, and you see…
Ms. Fluttershy? When did you get here?
>Fluttershy pauses, and looks at you
>She then growls and tackles you
>You hit the ground with a thud, feeling your sword leave your hand
>Fluttershy pins you down
>Why does she look so angry?
>And… why does your chest feel wet?
>”Fluttershy, what’s going on here?!”
>Purple magic covers Fluttershy, lifting her off you and holding her in mid-air
>She continues to struggle madly
>”YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE ME, ANON!”
>You get up, brushing the dirt off your tunic
Ms. Fluttershy, what’s come over you? Are you OK?
>Fluttershy pauses in her thrashing
>She looks at you, her eyes narrowing
>“…You’re not Anon”
>She sounds confused, and begins to look at you closer
Um, Ms. Fluttershy? What do you mean?
>“I mean, the Anon I know wouldn’t be sound so polite, especially not to me. Why do you look so much like him?”
Eh? I am Anon! That other guy must not be Anon!
>“I know Anon, and you aren’t him!”
>You hear Twilight gasp suddenly, and put Fluttershy down
>The magic is still around her, but you know from personal experience that it’s significantly more comfortable being on the ground with Twilight’s magic
>TS: “Fluttershy, tell me what this Anon of yours is like?”
>FS: “Well, he’s clever, and smart, and creative…”
>Fluttershy scowls
>FS: “And a manwhore.”
>What?
>You’re just more confused now, but Twilight is nodding
>She turns to you, her face serious
>TS: “Anon, that other version of you we saw? He’s you from another world!”
>…What?
Twilight, what are you talking about?
>“Anon, think about it; another human appears in Equestria that looks almost identical to you. A few moments later, Fluttershy appears, raging and being generally much more aggressive than the Fluttershy we know. She tackles you, and then accuses you of not being Anon, as she knows someone who looks like you but with a different personality!”
>Twilight takes a deep breath
>“It’s crazy, but the only logical explanation is a parallel universe, where you seem to be a manwhore and Fluttershy is trying to stop you from sleeping around!”
>You take a moment to mull it over
>The logic seems sound to you
>So there’s a parallel universe you in Equestria
>One known as some kind of… sex maniac
>…Who is currently running around Ponyville…
>…Without pants
>…
>You grab your sword off the ground, and without a word, run out of the tree

>You run through the streets, hoping to find some trace of your other self
>You turn a corner, and see two ponies lying on the ground, dazed
>They seem to be drooling, and their legs are spread
>You’ve seen these ponies before; Lyra and Bon Bon, you think their names were
>You rush to their side
Are you two OK?! What happened to you?
>You hear Lyra moan, and her eyes open slightly
>She smiles when she sees you
>“Mmmm, hey big boy… back so soon?”
>Her eyes close again; she’s passed out
>This isn’t good
>He’s already sexed up two mares
>God knows how many more he’ll get before you catch him
>Worst of all, they’ll think it was you
>It wouldn’t hurt if they thought less of 'the heroic knight', but you didn’t want them to hate you either!
>You gently close Lyra and Bon Bon’s legs, and unsheathe your sword
>You have to find the manwhore and stop him
>And fast
>You run around the corner, ready for anything...
>...or not

>Spread out before you is a pile of ponies
>Several large pools of cum and vaginal fluids lie around them, seeping into the ground
>Almost all of the ponies are passed out, and those who aren’t are rolling around the ground, out of their mind with pleasure
>Looking closer, you see that it isn’t just mares
>There are stallions as well
>You even think you saw those cute crusaders in there too
>What kind of monster has come to your world?
>He’s only been here ten minutes!
>You make your way around the ponies, careful not to step in any large puddles
>You hear a noise behind you, and start
>You lose your footing, and slip
>Oh god no
>Before you can think, you fall into the shallow puddle behind you
>You jump out as fast as you can, but the stuff is stuck to you
>You’re burning these clothes later
>Armor as well; you’ll ask Shining Armor to send you another set
>You turn around to see what made the noise and see Fluttershy and Twilight approach
>Twilight is blushing profusely, trying not to look at you or the bodies around her
>Fluttershy, on the other hand, looks furious
>Her eyes are growing bloodshot, and you think her wings are actually growing
>“ANONNNNNNNNN”
>Oh god, that noise
>You and Twilight cover your ears as Fluttershy flaps once, rocketing into the air
>She flies off, looking for Anon
>You look at Twilight
Why’d you come here?
>“I found a spell that can send the other Anon and Fluttershy back! It requires a very rare reagent, but luckily I have one in stock!”
What’s that?
>Twilight pulls out an object from her pouch
>“An aged dragon’s eye. It was a gift to me from Celestia on my year Anniversary in Ponyville, but we clearly can’t leave this Anon and Fluttershy in our world! We need to use it.”
>You look at her
>She seems sad, but determined
>You nod at her
Well then let’s get this done

>You and Twilight reach town hall
>In the middle, otherworld Fluttershy and Anon are facing off
>Fluttershy is dashing at him, attempting to bull him over
>Manwhore Anon has somehow managed to find an axe, and is using it to ward her off
>He’s still naked from the waist down
>You pull out your sword once more, rushing into the fray
>You wiggle your other hand around
IGNIS!
>Fire bursts from your hand, cutting a swath into the ground between Fluttershy and Manwhore
I’ll take this Fluttershy, hang back!
>You charge at Anon, attempting to disarm him
>He surprises you, jumping backwards disturbingly far
>How does he manage that?
>You take a look at his legs
>They’re rippling with muscle
>You look back at him; he’s smiling
>“Lots of sex and lots of running!”
>How the hell did he know what you’re thinking?
>No, don’t get distracted
>Twilight is charging her spell; you need to get Fluttershy and Manwhore close to each other and to stand still
>You wave your hands around some more
GLACIES
>Ice bursts forth, wrapping itself around Manwhore’s legs before he can jump away
>He struggles against it for a moment, but it’s too late for him
Fluttershy! Get over here now, we can send you and your Anon back to your world!
>Otherworld Fluttershy flies over the flames, grabbing onto Manwhore
Twilight! How close are you?!
>“I’m almost done, just a few more seconds!”
>You look at the two strange people in front of you
>Fluttershy is death gripping Manwhore, whether to kill him or to keep him still, you aren’t sure
>Anon, on the other hand, is looking at you calmly
>He’s smiling
>…That’s not good
Hurry Twilight!
>You get out of the way, making sure you won’t get hit by the spell
>Twilight’s dragon eye is floating above her, glowing with a heavy magic
>You look back at Manwhore and Fluttershy
>Manwhore is no longer in Fluttershy’s death grip
>In fact, it’s the opposite; he’s holding Fluttershy in one hand
Wha… but… how?!
>“Never underestimate the powers of a manwhore, my friend. We are masters of escape!”
>Twilights magic is culminating, you can feel it
>It'll go off any moment
>If you run in there to stop him, you’ll get sent away as well
>Manwhore smiles, giving you what you expect is his best shit-eating grin
>“Sir Anon, Miss Twilight: You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Anon: Sex Bomb!”
>Twilight’s spell shoots at the manwhore, just as he throws Fluttershy to the side
>A massive light flashes, temporarily blinding you
>When you come to, the manwhore is gone…
>And Fluttershy lays on the roof of town hall

>You are Anon
>Sex Bomb
>Master Escape Artist
>You’re feeling pretty good
>Any day where you spend the majority of your time not wearing any pants or underwear is normally a good one
>This one went even better
>Although you did lose your pack of gum at some point during all the fun
>Little Anon downstairs is feeling oddly energetic still
>You know why though
>It brings a smile to your face just thinking about it
>You’ll have to tell the sad news
>You and Fluttershy were cast through space and time by Twilight’s spell
>You eventually found yourself back; the spell seemed to be some odd trip
>'What do you mean, Fluttershy hasn't come back? She isn’t back yet?!’
>You imagine you can get some nice sympathy sex from that
>And Fluttershy, the crazy mare, can enjoy the company of your counterpart
>Everyone wins
>You feel yourself harden at the thought of freedom
>You smile to yourself
>Perhaps you’ll visit Mayor Mare

End