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The massive unit you see in front of you is Mang0. Working his way to the top of most tournaments and rivaling the best to ever play, Mang0 dedicates himself to smash so much so that the moisture content in his hair rivals that of an Amazon rainforest. Speaking of nature, he is often seen in his wild habitat gorging on some sort of fat filled, calorically dense feast followed by a beer or four. However, according to an anonymous tip, Mang0 amazingly does not have any foul odor emanating from his body at tournaments. Therefore Mang0 is merely known as "The Beast" for his unkempt and messy menagerie of manliness.

Gushing out of every pore of this man's face paints a picture. A picture of one of the most sweaty smash players of all time. His name is Hax, his game is wax. Some smash theorists believe the sheer amount of calories burned from the cognitive demands of spamming a bunch of stupid f*cking buttons every match leads to the immense deluge of sweat that comes out of every pore. Therefore Hax is known as "The Geyser."

Picture a local smash tournament. Now picture it filled with naked instagram models all crowding around 1 player. That player is Mew2King, known for regularly having obscene s*x at smash tournaments. Even while playing, Mew2King does not give a f*ck what anyone around him thinks or how gross it can be to see this level of s*xual intercourse. Nobody wants to hear the loud moans and smell of all that sweat in the air. For this reason, he is known as Mew2King "Loves2F*cc."