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Anon in Equestria 01

Jul 6th, 2012
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  1. >You are Fluttershy
  2. >And today you are going to visit your old friend Barry the bear
  3. >Poor thing suffers from a bad back
  4. >On your way you meet many of your friends such as the birds, the bunnies, the butterflies, the …let’s just say allot of animals
  5. >You’re getting close to Barry’s cave but you see something from the corner of your eye
  6. >You walk up to it
  7. >It’s something you have never seen before
  8. >It kind of looks like a hairless diamond dog
  9. >He isn’t wearing armor though but actual clothing. You have never seen anything like it
  10. >He also got something strapped to his back
  11. >It looked like a long metal stick or something
  12. >“Um …hello …mister diamond dog?” You are scared of it but it looks like it needs your help
  13. >No reply
  14. >“Mister diamond dog? Are you ok?” You ask it again feeling a bit more on ease now
  15. >Still no reply
  16. >This worries you, so you come closer
  17. >Whatever this is, he’s passed out
  18. >“O…oh my…what do I do now?” You have neither the strength nor the idea on how to move him
  19. >As if Celestia was smiling upon you, Barry the bear comes out from the bushes
  20. >He roars as to say hello
  21. >“Barry!”
  22. >You fly over to him and give him a hug
  23. >He grabs you in his arms and licks your face
  24. >Seems his back is still ok this time
  25. >Barry walks over to the mutated diamond dog or whatever it is and sniffs it
  26. >Then he looks at you and roars some more
  27. >“I don’t know either Barry but its hurt. We can’t just leave it here” You give Barry a sad look
  28. >Barry roars again and grabs whatever it is in his grip
  29. >Like that you walk back to your shed
  30.  
  31. >Barry placed the whatever it is in a spare bed you kept for large animals when they are sick
  32. >But now you’re at a loss for what to do
  33. >You don’t even know what this is
  34. >At first you thought it was a hairless diamond dog
  35. >Then you thought it was a hairless monkey that lost its tail
  36. >Now you just have no idea
  37. >Barry roars some more as you lean in close to have another look
  38. >“I think he’s very sick but I don’t want to risk hurting him even more. I don’t know what to do” You tell your brown friend starting to become upset
  39. >You lean in even closer and sniff it
  40. >“Wha…what’s that smell” You smell something good from this thing
  41. >Barry roars some more
  42. >“You don’t smell that?” You ask when Barry told you he didn’t smell anything
  43. >Another bear roar answers you
  44. >“But I definitely smell something…sweet” You are not mistaken. You definitely smell a sweet fragrance coming from this thing
  45. >You sniff it some more before snapping back
  46. >“Barry can you watch it? I’ll go get Twilight. She might know what it is or there might be something in one of her books on how to treat him”
  47. >Barry roars at you again and you take that as your queue to go get Twilight Sparkle
  48.  
  49. >You are Twilight Sparkle
  50. >And right now you are studying another book
  51. >Advanced studies of the lost arcane, written by Star Swirl the Bearded
  52. >How could you not read it
  53. >A sudden knock on your door interrupts your studies
  54. >You can’t help but growl. This better be important!
  55. >Spike wasn’t home. He went diamond hunting with Rarity so that means you got to answer
  56. >With your magic you open the door and before you can ask something you get tackled down by an almost hysterical Fluttershy
  57. >“Twilight, it’s horrible, you need to help me fix the hairless diamond dog or tailless monkey or whatever it is cause I don’t know what’s wrong with him and mmbblggg”
  58. >You quickly shut her up with a hoof
  59. >That was almost as bad as Pinkie Pie speech
  60. >“Now Fluttershy. I’m going to remove my hoof, then slowly tell me everything. Ok?”
  61. >Fluttershy nods in reply so you remove your hoof
  62. >“I was going to see Barry because he has a bad back” she started
  63. >You remember that bear. You also remember how Fluttershy nearly beat it up. Well turns out it was a form of massage. You make a quick note never to ask Fluttershy for a massage
  64. >You nod given her the sign to continue
  65. >“But I found this …I don’t know what it is. It seems to be passed out. Me and Barry took it to my home but I don’t dare treat it before I know what it is”
  66. >This does interest you. If Fluttershy found an animal she doesn’t know anything about then you might be able to study a rare species. Perhaps even one that was thought extinct
  67. >“So I was wondering if you know anything about it, maybe in one of your books?” She looks worried at you, almost pleading.
  68. >“Well, what does it look like?”
  69. >”It doesn’t have any fur over its body but it also doesn’t have any scales”
  70. >This definitely peeks your interest. Either species have fur or scales or a mix in between
  71. >You have to see this exotic creature! For science
  72. >”Ok Fluttershy, how about we just go to see it and I’ll try to help”
  73. >Oh, thank you Twilight” Fluttershy hugs you
  74.  
  75. >You are walking back with Fluttershy to her cottage
  76. >She’s really anxious to help this creature
  77. >You on the other hand just want to see what it is
  78. >The thrill of finding a rare or extinct creature, being able to study it or even learning from it
  79. >It almost makes you squeak
  80. >You arrive at the cottage with Fluttershy but just as you want to enter you hear the sound of glass breaking
  81. >”What was that”
  82. >You don’t get to finish as something lands right in front of you
  83. >Fluttershy gives a startled yelp, you just stare at this…thing
  84. >Just like Fluttershy said it doesn’t have any fur or scales, it seems to be made out of flesh? And is that clothing?
  85. >”What are you?”
  86. YOU CAN TALK?
  87. >IT CAN TALK?
  88. >You notice its staring you both down, maybe it’s hostile?
  89. >You take a defensive stance just in case
  90. >”Oh my, I’m happy to see that you are alright” Fluttershy suddenly pips in
  91. >You want to ask this thing so many questions but before you can a sudden roar from inside Fluttershy’s cottage stops you
  92. >Looking up you can see Barry the bear looking out from a broken window
  93. >Did that thing just jump down from it?
  94. >”Alright buster what are…”
  95. >You stop as you see it running away
  96. >Oh Celestia no! that thing isn’t getting away
  97. >”AFTER IT FLUTTERSHY!”
  98. >”But shouldn’t we…oh my”
  99.  
  100. >Five minutes ago in Fluttershy’s cottage
  101. >You are…actually you have no idea
  102. >You got the most killer headache waking up though
  103. >You notice you’re in a small room, little decoration, a window and an opening that looks to go downstairs
  104. >Is this your room? Also why can’t you remember anything about yourself?
  105. Hello?
  106. >Can’t hurt to ask, maybe someone knows who you are or why you can’t remember anything
  107. >No reply though
  108. HELLO?
  109. >This time you can hear the sound of someone coming up
  110. >Good, someone was here after all
  111. >You want to greet the person coming up so you go to the opening
  112. >Only to come face to face with a bear
  113. >HOLY SHIT
  114. >It roars at you
  115. >ROAR (Oh good, you’re awake)
  116. >It looks right at you
  117. >WHY IS THERE A BEAR IN FRONT OF YOU
  118. >Needless to say you are freaking out
  119. >You back down to a corner
  120. >The bear roars at you again
  121. >ROAR (Hey, you ok?)
  122. >You hit the wall now, feeling something in between you and the wall
  123. >You quickly grab whatever is on your back and …is that a sword?
  124. >Well, you might as well try to act brave, maybe it will run away
  125. >You grab the sword and try to unsheathe it…but it isn’t budging at all
  126. >You look at the sword, maybe its rusted?
  127. >Looks fine though, you try it a few more times but it’s not working
  128. >The bear uses a bunch of roars for the third time
  129. >ROAR (Want to come down? Fluttershy will be home soon to help you)
  130. >It slowly is coming closer to you
  131. >You’re panicking hard here, you can’t use the sword, you can’t get downstairs since the bear would get you if you try to run past it
  132. >That leaves you with one way out
  133. >With a gulp you jump through the window
  134. >Only to realize this house is a tree on a slope
  135. >And you’re falling down towards two tiny horses
  136. >You actually land on your feet
  137. >Sure as hell didn’t expect that, maybe you are some weird ninja or something?
  138. >You do have a sword with you
  139. >Looking at the two tiny horses you notice they’re rather colorful
  140. >First one is purple and has a horn?
  141. >It seems to be glaring at you?
  142. >The other one is yellow and seems to be afraid…are those wings?
  143. >You also notice they got tattoos on their flanks?
  144. >”What are you?”
  145. >Did that purple horse just talk?
  146. YOU CAN TALK?
  147. >Looking a bit more at them you realize they look more like ponies, but they don’t really seem like regular ponies
  148. >Then again, you barely remember a thing right now
  149. >You watch as the yellow one is coming closer
  150. >”Oh my, I’m happy to see that you are alright”
  151. >That makes you wonder, maybe she helped you or something?
  152. >You’re about to ask her but the bear is roaring again
  153. >ROAR (Hey dumbass, why did you jump out of the window, we got a staircase)
  154. >NOPE
  155. >You run away as you hear the purple pony yell after you
  156.  
  157. >To say you are freaking out is an understatement
  158. >You got no memories of who you are, let alone where you are
  159. >You woke up to a bear walking in on you, and now you are being chased by talking p0nies
  160. >”You aren’t getting away!”
  161. >Purple one is still chasing you like mad
  162. >You look back and notice her horn is glowing
  163. >You start to freak out as something shoots out of her horn towards you
  164. >But just as it envelops you it fades away
  165. >”What? How come you are immune to magic?”
  166. >Magic? You have no idea what the purple p0ny is talking about but you don’t feel like staying around to find out
  167. >A town is coming up
  168. >Maybe they can help you here
  169. >You instantly lose hope when you see more p0nies though
  170. >You run past a market, almost hitting a stand filled with apples, looks to be manned by an orange p0ny with a cowboy hat
  171. >If you aren’t freaking out so much, you’d stop to wonder about it all
  172. >”What in tarnation?”
  173. Sorry
  174. >You quickly take another look behind you and notice the purple p0ny still following closely, she seems to be almost fuming out of her mouth, the yellow one is now flying to keep up with her
  175. >”Get that thing Applejack!”
  176. >”Ya’ll mind telling me what’s going on sugarcube?”
  177. >”I intend to find out”
  178. >Great, now you got another one chasing you
  179. >You run deeper into town passing a pink one, she gasps when she sees you
  180. >You feel a sudden weight on your back
  181. >You take a look back to see that same p0ny now grinning widely at you
  182. >”Hiimpinkiepieandimwonderingwhoyouareorevenwhatyouareandsayareyounewintownbecauseifyouareigottothrowyouawelcomepartyand
  183. >It won’t stop!
  184. >”To the left!”
  185. Huh?
  186. >”Do it silly filly!”
  187. >You take a left turn only to notice a lasso barely missing you
  188. >”Gash darnit Pinkie, don’t help it”
  189. >”Wee, this is fun!”
  190. >You’re still running as the one called Applejack is trying to throw her lasso a second time
  191. >A quick thought makes you duck briefly and the lasso ensnares this talking menace
  192. >The lasso gets pulled back and the pony gets thrown out of your back
  193. >”Aww, ya caught me”
  194. >”Pinkie, what the buck”
  195. >A forest is coming up, maybe you can get rid of them there
  196. >As you get closer to it, you pass another p0ny, this one white accompanied by a small lizard of some sorts who seems to be pulling a wagon with gems?
  197. >”Whoa, what’s that thing?”
  198. >”I don’t now but would you look at that clothing, it’s horrible”
  199. >Freedom! Well almost, you just got to take this last sprint and…
  200. >You see a cyan blur racing towards you, followed by a rainbow streak
  201. >The last thing you notice is that it’s another flying p0ny before it slams right into you
  202. >With that you pass out
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