Pizza Judgments

1. Corv. He did the smart thing that many others didn't realize they should do, and ran actually strong characters. I don't give a shit what the fuck Monochrome can do or not the other two are just good. Monochrome probably beats heat strats idk.

2. Kirbin has the strongest characters but he didn't post durability feats so I docked points.

3. Wolf. I dunno if I'm crazy but everyone's like "yeah Hulk busts mountains" and then idk the feats are like okay and it's mostly just statements. I guess there are a lot of statements. Honestly idk why mind control memes are in this tournament but they are so that works.

4. IMade has strong characters and heat strats and also that reflection memery. I feel like Wolf had the actual best argument against heat strats but generally they work against characters who aren't good and the more good the characters are the less they work.

5. Dargoo had slightly worse heat strats where I wasn't that impressed by the physical feats. Also I didn't like his formatting or structure. Obliteration absorbing heat and teleporting is kinda cool but it's not enough against the real strong people.

6. Embrace didn't guypost as hard as guy but honestly turning invisible and doing a bunch of probably-too-big mountain beams from the atmosphere kinda good and stronger than guy's version. Maybe she's better than the heat strat losers. I feel like the water doesn't actually do much against most teams though and her hulk is bad.

7. Guy has the best character in the tournament and some funny guyposting but let's be real they aren't great. I feel like there's too much aoe memery for them to go unnoticed as much as he wants them to. Plenty of others can fly and will see them.

8. FJ doesn't deserve it as much as Elick but he actually has a strong character. Speedfreek actually unironically loses to the ice and waves though lmao.
People who were weak:

Elick put in some great effort that I respect but his team gets mogged before they can actually do their strat. He should have put more effort into the actual physicals and stats, he mostly just said shield memery but "the shields can be put up again" without a timeframe is weak. I feel like he has this implicit assumption that being frozen = stasis instead of just being something you can break out of but he didn't even really argue that.

Ralton has one strong character without heat resist and two with feats that did not live up to his descriptions.