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  1. [18:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Week 1]
  2. [18:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Your majesty, we've recieved the first list of challengers from the Order of War." Argas states matter of factly as he enters the throne room brandishing a sheet of paper.
  3. [18:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It seems the vast quantities of gold within our territory are in high demand as all three challenges are for a gold trade agreement."
  4. [18:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We also have the right to make three challenges of our own."
  5. [18:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Argas hands the sheet of paper to Ios who leans against the massive golden furred wolf coiled behind him.
  6. [18:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Tao Shai has put forth Tamoko the Spirit Fox as their first challenger." Argas begins.
  7. [18:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "She's a creature called a kitsune, a being of spirit that takes the physical form of a woman with fox tails."
  8. [18:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "They survive of human 'spirit energy', what we Eudoran's refer to as Mana."
  9. [18:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... So it's like a furry succubus?"
  10. [18:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Essentially..." Argas says as he pinches the bridge of his nose.
  11. [18:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Who shall we send against her?"
  12. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ios leans back into the fluffy fur of the wolf who looks up as if awaiting his decision.
  13. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
  14. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Any of the Eudoran Champions
  15. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  16. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  17. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  18. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  19. [18:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  20. [18:17] <Taco_Hell> Lets go with THOLL
  21. [18:17] <@CEB> I agree with Tholl
  22. [18:17] <Brutus> THOLL is my vote.
  23. [18:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Let's put Tholl against her, I mean who has more mana than a big guy like him right?" Ios says with a shrug.
  24. [18:19] <Imouto> [rape intensifies]
  25. [18:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I.... isn't that logic a bit flawed? Like sending in a blizzard to thaw a lake..."
  26. [18:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Argas sighs.
  27. [18:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Fine, Tholl it is.... I'll inform him."
  28. [18:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The second challenge is from Aitheria, an extremely aggressive demand for mining rights in our territory. They've put forward two champions."
  29. [18:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Jina the Knight Captain and Phiona the Royal Guard. Two of their highest ranked military officers and both seasoned warriors even before the founding of the Order."
  30. [18:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ios whistles.
  31. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
  32. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Anyone but Tholl.
  33. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Actually before that.
  34. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Fight them 2 on 1
  35. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Send 2
  36. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  37. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  38. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  39. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  40. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  41. [18:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  42. [18:23] <Taco_Hell> [x] Fight them 2 on 1
  43. [18:23] <Taco_Hell> Because that is how we motha fucking roll
  44. [18:23] <@CEB> [X] Fight them 2 on 1
  45. [18:23] <@CEB> and send Erin [X]
  46. [18:24] <Brutus> [X] Fight them 2 on 1
  47. [18:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose who to send.
  48. [18:25] <Taco_Hell> So Cali chose Erin
  49. [18:25] <Taco_Hell> I'ma choose VORG
  50. [18:25] <Taco_Hell> BRUTUS
  51. [18:25] <Taco_Hell> DOWN TO YOU BRA
  52. [18:26] <Brutus> Griff
  53. [18:26] <HyakkoF> [x] Erin
  54. [18:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> At best imouto could tie it, so Erin it is.
  55. [18:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Send Erin." Ios says with a grin.
  56. [18:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "... Alone?..." Argas asks flatly.
  57. [18:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sure, he hates women like that, you know the rough and tumble soldiery sort... besides if the people of Aitheria are so religious let them see a real God first hand. Hahahaha~"
  58. [18:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're cruelty is unbecoming of you your majesty..." Argas says as he closes his eyes in silent apology for the fate of the young Aitherian champions.
  59. [18:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The third and final challenge is from Copriana, a binary trade agreement of silk for gold. victory will have the agreement 70/30 in our favor and vice versa if we're beaten."
  60. [18:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The champion they're sending forward is Kirika the Desert Bandit. A rugged sort but we don't have much information on her abilities."
  61. [18:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We'll she's a bandit and lives in a desert so that narrows it down." Ios says as he sits up.
  62. [18:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
  63. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  64. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  65. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  66. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  67. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  68. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tholl and Erin are already booked.
  69. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Look at all the fucks Ios gives though.
  70. [18:32] <@CEB> *ahem*
  71. [18:32] <@CEB> VORG
  72. [18:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Look at them and how there are none.
  73. [18:33] <Imouto> .. ^
  74. [18:33] <Brutus> Griff, The King's Hound
  75. [18:33] <HyakkoF> Jaula
  76. [18:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Okay, Vorg wins.
  77. [18:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Don't worry Brutus, you'll get your freaky bestiality scene eventually.
  78. [18:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So she's a thug, send Vorg."
  79. [18:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Fight fire with fire I suppose..." Argas sighs.
  80. [18:35] <Imouto> question
  81. [18:36] <Imouto> Can I change my vote to send Argas, because he's being a faggot.
  82. [18:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Wait for it..)
  83. [18:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Now we need to decide which kingdoms we seek to expand into first."
  84. [18:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We have three challenges to make use of and seven champions in reserve counting you and I."
  85. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hmmm..." Ios strokes Griffs golden fur as he ponders his decision.
  86. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> CHALLENGE 1:
  87. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Necroxis
  88. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Kremali
  89. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Aitheria
  90. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Grajet
  91. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Alabastra
  92. [18:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  93. [18:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  94. [18:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  95. [18:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  96. [18:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  97. [18:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  98. [18:39] <Brutus> [X] Grajet
  99. [18:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> You won't know who they're going to send to defend against you until time comes so you're sending your champions in blind to whatever you vote for.
  100. [18:40] <Imouto> Necroxis
  101. [18:40] <Brutus> Aim for the crazy tech guys.
  102. [18:40] <Brutus> Is my thinking.
  103. [18:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're conspiring just to punish Argas for being a snarky fuck.
  104. [18:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> I approve.
  105. [18:41] <@CEB> [X] Kremali
  106. [18:41] <Taco_Hell> [x] Albastra
  107. [18:41] <Taco_Hell> Since it is the big money kingdom
  108. [18:41] <Taco_Hell> And wars do require money
  109. [18:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> HF is probably going to vote for Necroxis.
  110. [18:41] <Brutus> HF gets the tie breaker.
  111. [18:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> So let's assume Necroxis fo the first one since he's being slow/afk
  112. [18:42] <HyakkoF> [x] Necroxis
  113. [18:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Now choose who to send.
  114. [18:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Called it.
  115. [18:42] * Imouto hands Emmy a cookie
  116. [18:43] <HyakkoF> [x] Limnas
  117. [18:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  118. [18:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  119. [18:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  120. [18:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  121. [18:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  122. [18:43] <Taco_Hell> [x] Jaula
  123. [18:43] <@CEB> [X] Limnas
  124. [18:44] <Brutus> Limnas, The King's Bow
  125. [18:44] <Imouto> Limnas
  126. [18:45] <Taco_Hell> Poor Drowta
  127. [18:45] <Taco_Hell> I mean uh
  128. [18:45] <Taco_Hell> Limnas, yes
  129. [18:45] <Taco_Hell> I TOTALLY DON'T SEE DROWTA IN LIMNAS, NOPE
  130. [18:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We'll send Limnas to Necroxis first, I'm intrigued by the prospect of an undead kingdom."
  131. [18:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Understandable... I wonder what they trade in?"
  132. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Regardless, the second challenge?" Argas asks as he writes the official challenge to Necroxis out.
  133. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Necroxis
  134. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Kremali
  135. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Aitheria
  136. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Grajet
  137. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Alabastra
  138. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  139. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  140. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  141. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  142. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  143. [18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  144. [18:47] <Taco_Hell> [x] Alabastra FOR THE MONEY
  145. [18:47] <Imouto> ^
  146. [18:47] <@CEB> [X] Kremali
  147. [18:47] <HyakkoF> [x] Alabastra
  148. [18:47] <Brutus> [X] Alabastra
  149. [18:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Alabastra... I can only imagine that'll be the best monetary profit we could make in a single win. How many wealthy merchants do you think live in even the smallest city of the island?"
  150. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Dozens at least... who shall we send?"
  151. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  152. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  153. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  154. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  155. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  156. [18:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  157. [18:49] <Imouto> Argas
  158. [18:49] <@CEB> Argas
  159. [18:49] <Brutus> Griff, The King's Hound
  160. [18:49] <Taco_Hell> Griff
  161. [18:49] <Taco_Hell> His nose is in the prize
  162. [18:50] <HyakkoF> Argas
  163. [18:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You do it."
  164. [18:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> "...." Argas sighs and writes out the challenge.
  165. [18:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ios smiles cheerfully and scratches Griff behind the ears causing his large golden tail to wag.
  166. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> "And for our final challenge of the week?"
  167. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Necroxis
  168. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Kremali
  169. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Aitheria
  170. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Grajet
  171. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Alabastra
  172. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  173. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  174. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  175. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  176. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  177. [18:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  178. [18:52] <@CEB> [X] Kremali
  179. [18:52] <Brutus> [X] Grajet
  180. [18:53] <Imouto> Grajet
  181. [18:53] <HyakkoF> [x] Grajet
  182. [18:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm genuinely curious about the Goblins of Grajet... the Kingdom of gnomes as well but I've always known gnomes to be intelligent."
  183. [18:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We'll challenge them so we can see their 'advanced technology' first hand."
  184. [18:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "And who shall we send?..."
  185. [18:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Argas asks as he doodles a goblin in the corner of the page idly.
  186. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You know sometimes I think you only pay attention to half of what I say..." Ios says as he looks up in thought.
  187. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
  188. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  189. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  190. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  191. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  192. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Brotius ;_; Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  193. [18:55] <Brutus> Griff, The King's Hound
  194. [18:55] <Taco_Hell> Can we send Ios himself?
  195. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Yes.
  196. [18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Obviously.
  197. [18:55] <Taco_Hell> The Ios himself
  198. [18:55] <@CEB> Ios
  199. [18:56] <Taco_Hell> SO THEY CAN SEE HOW THEIR ADVANCE TECH IS NOTHING AGAINST DA KING
  200. [18:56] <@CEB> He doesn't seem like one to sit on his laurels while all his men do the work
  201. [18:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> He isn't.
  202. [18:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> There's actually a vote if challenged by a queen where you have to decide Ios isn't going himself before you can vote on who IS going.
  203. [18:58] <HyakkoF> Ios. Seems like fun.
  204. [18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'll go myself."
  205. [18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... Are you certain? Your power would be best kept a sec-" "I said... I will go myself, Argas." Ios says with a smile.
  206. [18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> A chill runs up Argas' spine as he quickly writes up the challenge.
  207. [18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> "As you command, your highness."
  208. [19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ios laughs.
  209. [19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Besides I've always wanted to see what a genuine goblin looks like in person. Hahaha~"
  210. [19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Come on Griff, let's go for a ride." Ios says as he stands.
  211. [19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> The large wolf stands as well.
  212. [19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Where to?" It says in a deep majestic voice.
  213. [19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Anywhere is fine, I'm suddenly feeling claustrophobic."
  214. [19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ios climbs on the back of the grat wolf and the two are gone at an alarming speed.
  215. [19:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Argas' robes are blow by the backdraft of Griff's sprint.
  216. [19:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> He stares out the balcony of the golden palace.
  217. [19:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I hope for their sake the technology Grajet boasts of is genuine..."
  218. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Defense 1: Tao Shai - Tamoko vs Tholl
  219. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Defense 2: Aitheria - Phiona & Jina vs Erin
  220. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Defense 3: Copriana - Kirika vs Vorg
  221. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Challenge 1: Necroxis - Limnas vs ???
  222. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Challenge 2: Alabastra - Argas vs ???
  223. [19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Challenge 3: Grajet - Ios vs ???
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