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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  7. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
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  11. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
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  15. <i>♪ Happy birthday,
  16. Dear Steve Dear Daddy ♪</i>
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  19. 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:09,009
  20. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
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  23. 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,644
  24. Yay! Woo!
  25.  
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  27. 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:13,779
  28. <i>Who wants cake?</i>
  29.  
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  31. 00:02:13,781 --> 00:02:14,948
  32. <i>Me!</i>
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  35. 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:16,185
  36. <i>How big?</i>
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  40. <i>Happy birthday, darling.</i>
  41.  
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  43. 00:02:28,664 --> 00:02:30,264
  44. <i>That's a big piece.</i>
  45.  
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  47. 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:31,701
  48. <i>Someone's gonna be up all night.</i>
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  51. 00:02:34,035 --> 00:02:36,538
  52. <i>How are you doing over
  53. there, you need a refill?</i>
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  56. 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:41,878
  57. <i>Vodka, rocks.</i>
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  60. 00:03:07,569 --> 00:03:11,570
  61. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  62.  
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  64. 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:14,977
  65. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  66.  
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  68. 00:05:03,018 --> 00:05:06,620
  69. <i>I'm not here.</i>
  70.  
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  72. 00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:09,555
  73. <i>This is the Department
  74. of Water and Power.</i>
  75.  
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  77. 00:05:09,557 --> 00:05:14,995
  78. <i>This is our final attempt to
  79. contact Steven James Harrison.</i>
  80.  
  81. 20
  82. 00:05:14,997 --> 00:05:19,064
  83. <i>If we do not receive payment
  84. by midnight tonight,</i>
  85.  
  86. 21
  87. 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:21,500
  88. <i>the power will be disconnected.</i>
  89.  
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  91. 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:42,725
  92. Mrs...
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  95. 00:05:44,725 --> 00:05:45,795
  96. Steven...
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  99. 00:05:47,196 --> 00:05:48,431
  100. James...
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  103. 00:05:49,497 --> 00:05:50,533
  104. Harrison.
  105.  
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  107. 00:07:01,537 --> 00:07:03,873
  108. You've got to take
  109. better care of yourself, Stevie.
  110.  
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  112. 00:07:06,141 --> 00:07:08,544
  113. You only get one life.
  114.  
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  116. 00:07:09,711 --> 00:07:11,047
  117. Don't waste it like I did.
  118.  
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  120. 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:17,752
  121. Well, spit.
  122.  
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  124. 00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:20,609
  125. Don't you want any sauce?
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  128. 00:09:24,746 --> 00:09:25,982
  129. Hey there, Tiger.
  130.  
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  132. 00:09:27,281 --> 00:09:29,017
  133. What a party, huh?
  134.  
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  136. 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:30,118
  137. Mm-hm
  138.  
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  140. 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:33,687
  141. It was a really big show.
  142.  
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  144. 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:34,888
  145. Don't you think, Mom?
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  148. 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:35,925
  149. Mm.
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  152. 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,802
  153. He can't drive himself?
  154.  
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  156. 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,102
  157. His car wouldn't start.
  158.  
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  160. 00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:51,139
  161. Took long enough.
  162.  
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  164. 00:09:52,973 --> 00:09:54,908
  165. - It was traffic.
  166. - Hmm.
  167.  
  168. 41
  169. 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,442
  170. He certainly had enough
  171. to drink tonight.
  172.  
  173. 42
  174. 00:09:56,444 --> 00:09:58,477
  175. Oh, for Christ's sakes,
  176. it's Christmas Eve.
  177.  
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  179. 00:09:58,479 --> 00:09:59,812
  180. Don't start!
  181.  
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  183. 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:01,246
  184. So, he was having
  185. a little bit of fun.
  186.  
  187. 45
  188. 00:10:01,248 --> 00:10:02,817
  189. - You too.
  190. - So, shoot me!
  191.  
  192. 46
  193. 00:10:07,923 --> 00:10:08,958
  194. You forgot one.
  195.  
  196. 47
  197. 00:10:12,727 --> 00:10:14,727
  198. - It's my sister.
  199. - Dried fruit?
  200.  
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  202. 00:10:14,729 --> 00:10:16,129
  203. Well, I...
  204.  
  205. 49
  206. 00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:18,100
  207. It's for
  208. the bomb shelter, I suppose.
  209.  
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  211. 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,170
  212. I'll put it by my dad's gift.
  213.  
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  215. 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:24,707
  216. The fruit with the gun.
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  219. 00:10:29,176 --> 00:10:30,876
  220. Oh, Stevie, sweetheart.
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  223. 00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:32,812
  224. No, no, no, that's bad luck!
  225.  
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  227. 00:10:32,814 --> 00:10:35,315
  228. Quick. Very quickly throw it
  229. over your shoulder.
  230.  
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  232. 00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:37,116
  233. - Why?
  234. - Superstition.
  235.  
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  237. 00:10:37,118 --> 00:10:39,284
  238. No, they say the devil waits
  239. over your shoulder,
  240.  
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  242. 00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:42,054
  243. - so you want to throw salt into his eyes.
  244. - They also say that Judas
  245.  
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  247. 00:10:42,056 --> 00:10:44,758
  248. spilled salt all over
  249. the table at the last super.
  250.  
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  253. - Oh Judas.
  254. - Oh Judas.
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  257. 00:10:46,361 --> 00:10:48,264
  258. - Oh Judas!
  259. - Oh Judas!
  260.  
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  263. <i>Most destructive
  264. bubble in the history of human-</i>
  265.  
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  267. 00:11:11,786 --> 00:11:15,254
  268. <i>itching, or swelling, trouble
  269. breathing, rash, hives, blisters,</i>
  270.  
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  272. 00:11:15,256 --> 00:11:18,991
  273. <i>mood changes, slurred speech,
  274. blurry vision, dizziness, weakness,</i>
  275.  
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  277. 00:11:18,993 --> 00:11:21,059
  278. <i>weight gain, irritability
  279. and confusion.</i>
  280.  
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  282. 00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,961
  283. <i>Swelling of the legs,
  284. hands and feet.</i>
  285.  
  286. 66
  287. 00:11:22,963 --> 00:11:25,431
  288. <i>Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting
  289. and kidney failure.</i>
  290.  
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  292. 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:29,001
  293. <i>Call your doctor if you experience
  294. a persistent cough, pain with fever.</i>
  295.  
  296. 68
  297. 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:33,005
  298. <i>A lump or swelling in your neck. Don't
  299. take alcohol or drugs or operate machinery.</i>
  300.  
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  302. 00:11:33,007 --> 00:11:34,941
  303. <i>Those who have had
  304. a drug or alcohol problem</i>
  305.  
  306. 70
  307. 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:37,243
  308. <i>are more likely
  309. to become dependent.</i>
  310.  
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  312. 00:11:37,245 --> 00:11:39,946
  313. <i>Now, my toenail fungus is gone.
  314. And I can go barefoot again!</i>
  315.  
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  317. 00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:42,581
  318. <i>Speak with a professional before
  319. starting a new drug program.</i>
  320.  
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  322. 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,019
  323. <i>People compliment me every day
  324. about my beautiful smile.</i>
  325.  
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  327. 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:48,453
  328. <i>Call today for a free
  329. evaluation and image scan.</i>
  330.  
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  332. 00:11:48,455 --> 00:11:50,289
  333. <i>Financial assistance
  334. is available</i>
  335.  
  336. 76
  337. 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,091
  338. <i>and our consultants
  339. are here to help you.</i>
  340.  
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  342. 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:53,963
  343. <i>They told me my pearly
  344. whites would be...</i>
  345.  
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  347. 00:13:13,675 --> 00:13:14,974
  348. <i>I'm not here.</i>
  349.  
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  351. 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:17,279
  352. <i>Stevie?</i>
  353.  
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  355. 00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:19,280
  356. <i>It's Mom...</i>
  357.  
  358. 81
  359. 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,919
  360. <i>I have some bad news, honey.</i>
  361.  
  362. 82
  363. 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,387
  364. <i>Karen passed away this morning.</i>
  365.  
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  367. 00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:30,025
  368. <i>I didn't know if you knew.</i>
  369.  
  370. 84
  371. 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,462
  372. <i>She never remarried.</i>
  373.  
  374. 85
  375. 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,429
  376. <i>I love you, Stevie.</i>
  377.  
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  379. 00:13:37,431 --> 00:13:39,033
  380. <i>I wish you would call.</i>
  381.  
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  383. 00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:43,204
  384. <i>Happy 60th birthday.</i>
  385.  
  386. 88
  387. 00:13:44,939 --> 00:13:46,004
  388. <i>Time flies.</i>
  389.  
  390. 89
  391. 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,384
  392. <i>Are those who believe
  393. that if you move a grain of sand,</i>
  394.  
  395. 90
  396. 00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:36,089
  397. <i>you start down a new path,
  398. and everything before is changed.</i>
  399.  
  400. 91
  401. 00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:40,326
  402. <i>There are also those who believe
  403. that love can change the future</i>
  404.  
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  406. 00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:44,433
  407. <i>if it is strong enough
  408. and selfless enough.</i>
  409.  
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  411. 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,711
  412. <i>Final attempt to contact Steve!</i>
  413.  
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  415. 00:14:56,745 --> 00:14:58,443
  416. <i>Power will be disconnect...</i>
  417.  
  418. 95
  419. 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,449
  420. <i>...passed away this morning.</i>
  421.  
  422. 96
  423. 00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,096
  424. I am Steve.
  425.  
  426. 97
  427. 00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:18,764
  428. And this is Adam.
  429.  
  430. 98
  431. 00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:21,067
  432. Very excited to be here tonight.
  433. It's a wonderful crowd.
  434.  
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  436. 00:15:21,069 --> 00:15:23,072
  437. A lot of faces I recognize.
  438.  
  439. 100
  440. 00:15:24,204 --> 00:15:26,538
  441. Professor Ellison,
  442. thank you for the incomplete.
  443.  
  444. 101
  445. 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,140
  446. Thank you, sir.
  447.  
  448. 102
  449. 00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:29,143
  450. You look great tonight.
  451.  
  452. 103
  453. 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:35,380
  454. - Uhm, my old chemistry professor, Mr. Dowling.
  455. - Mm.
  456.  
  457. 104
  458. 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:37,450
  459. Thank you for helping me
  460. grow the best weed on campus.
  461.  
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  463. 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:40,419
  464. I'm so...
  465. so honored and high right now.
  466.  
  467. 106
  468. 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:44,423
  469. - Look, what's with the...
  470. - I'm not worried.
  471.  
  472. 107
  473. 00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:45,792
  474. What's with the box?
  475.  
  476. 108
  477. 00:15:45,794 --> 00:15:47,326
  478. It's a class I'm taking.
  479.  
  480. 109
  481. 00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:49,162
  482. - A class you're taking?
  483. - Yeah.
  484.  
  485. 110
  486. 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,063
  487. - What's it about?
  488. - A cat.
  489.  
  490. 111
  491. 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,331
  492. - A cat?
  493. - Yes.
  494.  
  495. 112
  496. 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,499
  497. Oh, like the <i>The Cat in the Hat?</i>
  498.  
  499. 113
  500. 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,234
  501. No, it's a...
  502.  
  503. 114
  504. 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:58,303
  505. a real cat,
  506. with not a hat, in a box.
  507.  
  508. 115
  509. 00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,739
  510. What?
  511.  
  512. 116
  513. 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,441
  514. It's a thought experiment.
  515.  
  516. 117
  517. 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,278
  518. - I don't get your thinking.
  519. - Well, clearly.
  520.  
  521. 118
  522. 00:16:04,545 --> 00:16:07,547
  523. - So, what's the cat's name?
  524. - I don't know.
  525.  
  526. 119
  527. 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:11,220
  528. - You don't know your cat's name?
  529. - I don't know. I told you, it's not my cat.
  530.  
  531. 120
  532. 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,820
  533. Whose cat is it?
  534.  
  535. 121
  536. 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,520
  537. I don't... It's not... it's uh...
  538.  
  539. 122
  540. 00:16:15,522 --> 00:16:17,690
  541. The uh, Schröd... Schrödinger.
  542.  
  543. 123
  544. 00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:20,125
  545. What? Neighbor of yours?
  546.  
  547. 124
  548. 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:21,461
  549. The physicist...
  550.  
  551. 125
  552. 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,163
  553. The Erwin Schrödinger.
  554.  
  555. 126
  556. 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,664
  557. Ah, your next door neighbor.
  558.  
  559. 127
  560. 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,533
  561. - He lived in Vienna.
  562. - Lived?
  563.  
  564. 128
  565. 00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,469
  566. - He's dead.
  567. - Ok.
  568.  
  569. 129
  570. 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:32,572
  571. Who went first, Schrödinger
  572. or his cat? What's going on?
  573.  
  574. 130
  575. 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,273
  576. What's wrong?
  577. Cat got your tongue?
  578.  
  579. 131
  580. 00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:35,508
  581. - Ok...
  582. - There we go.
  583.  
  584. 132
  585. 00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:43,448
  586. Alright. That's actually
  587. a really interesting question.
  588.  
  589. 133
  590. 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,585
  591. Because the point is that, uh,
  592.  
  593. 134
  594. 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:50,222
  595. - Schrödinger sealed his cat in a box with a flask of poison.
  596. - Poison?
  597.  
  598. 135
  599. 00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:53,558
  600. And if the monitor
  601. detected radio activity,
  602.  
  603. 136
  604. 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:57,429
  605. then the flask would, uh,
  606. shatter and it would kill the cat.
  607.  
  608. 137
  609. 00:16:57,431 --> 00:16:58,733
  610. Does PETA know about this?
  611.  
  612. 138
  613. 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,466
  614. It's not a real cat,
  615. first of all.
  616.  
  617. 139
  618. 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:02,869
  619. You said it was a real cat.
  620.  
  621. 140
  622. 00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,703
  623. Well, I lied. It's physics.
  624.  
  625. 141
  626. 00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:06,239
  627. I'm confused.
  628.  
  629. 142
  630. 00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,307
  631. Half the time, the cat dies,
  632.  
  633. 143
  634. 00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:10,209
  635. and the other half
  636. of the time, it lives.
  637.  
  638. 144
  639. 00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:11,810
  640. And that's a superposition.
  641.  
  642. 145
  643. 00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:13,348
  644. It doesn't sound so super to me.
  645.  
  646. 146
  647. 00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:19,285
  648. Meaning, the cat is
  649. simultaneously alive and dead,
  650.  
  651. 147
  652. 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,318
  653. at the same time.
  654.  
  655. 148
  656. 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,586
  657. Like a zombie kitty, cool.
  658.  
  659. 149
  660. 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,459
  661. It's the laws
  662. of quantum entanglement.
  663.  
  664. 150
  665. 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,426
  666. - My last relationship.
  667. - Probability and outcome.
  668.  
  669. 151
  670. 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,229
  671. Proba... Probability and outcome?
  672.  
  673. 152
  674. 00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:32,664
  675. Yes! Because we know
  676. the probability, Adam.
  677.  
  678. 153
  679. 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:36,769
  680. But in order to find out the outcome,
  681. we have to peek inside the box.
  682.  
  683. 154
  684. 00:17:36,771 --> 00:17:39,638
  685. Hmm. So...
  686.  
  687. 155
  688. 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,175
  689. - So, it's the observation...
  690. - Right.
  691.  
  692. 156
  693. 00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:44,710
  694. - that you would have...
  695. - I see.
  696.  
  697. 157
  698. 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,512
  699. ...uh, that seals
  700. the cat's fate.
  701.  
  702. 158
  703. 00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:52,250
  704. - So, curiosity...
  705. - ...killed the cat.
  706.  
  707. 159
  708. 00:17:58,326 --> 00:17:59,294
  709. I gotta go.
  710.  
  711. 160
  712. 00:18:00,528 --> 00:18:01,727
  713. So now the real set can begin.
  714.  
  715. 161
  716. 00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:03,265
  717. Guys, I'm Adam. How are you?
  718.  
  719. 162
  720. 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:06,535
  721. Hey.
  722.  
  723. 163
  724. 00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:08,604
  725. Hi.
  726.  
  727. 164
  728. 00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:11,206
  729. Hi.
  730.  
  731. 165
  732. 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:13,841
  733. I'm Karen.
  734.  
  735. 166
  736. 00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:17,813
  737. I'm Steve.
  738.  
  739. 167
  740. 00:18:44,973 --> 00:18:46,939
  741. No.
  742.  
  743. 168
  744. 00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:49,674
  745. Help me. Mm.
  746.  
  747. 169
  748. 00:18:53,714 --> 00:18:54,715
  749. Oh my God!
  750.  
  751. 170
  752. 00:18:59,419 --> 00:19:00,653
  753. - Oh boy.
  754. - This is...
  755.  
  756. 171
  757. 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,313
  758. <i>Karen passed away this morning.</i>
  759.  
  760. 172
  761. 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,101
  762. Proceed.
  763.  
  764. 173
  765. 00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:38,871
  766. Your Honor,
  767.  
  768. 174
  769. 00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:42,474
  770. Mr. Harrison should be granted
  771. primary custody of Stevie.
  772.  
  773. 175
  774. 00:22:42,476 --> 00:22:45,711
  775. He's the sole financial
  776. provider, he loves his son,
  777.  
  778. 176
  779. 00:22:45,713 --> 00:22:47,645
  780. and has been a very
  781. attentive father.
  782.  
  783. 177
  784. 00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:50,682
  785. Your Honor, Mrs. Harrison
  786. is with little Stevie
  787.  
  788. 178
  789. 00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:53,251
  790. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
  791.  
  792. 179
  793. 00:22:53,253 --> 00:22:57,189
  794. Whereas Mr. Harrison
  795. is absent most of the time,
  796.  
  797. 180
  798. 00:22:57,191 --> 00:23:00,192
  799. doing God knows what
  800. with God knows who.
  801.  
  802. 181
  803. 00:23:00,194 --> 00:23:01,826
  804. Oh, we're all very aware
  805.  
  806. 182
  807. 00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:04,696
  808. of Mrs. Harrison's direct
  809. communications with God.
  810.  
  811. 183
  812. 00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:08,536
  813. As well as Mr. Harrison's
  814. nightly bouts with the bottle.
  815.  
  816. 184
  817. 00:23:09,236 --> 00:23:11,237
  818. A little nightcap
  819. never hurt anyone.
  820.  
  821. 185
  822. 00:23:11,239 --> 00:23:14,006
  823. Unless you are a six year old
  824. boy watching his father
  825.  
  826. 186
  827. 00:23:14,008 --> 00:23:16,174
  828. pass out in front
  829. of the television every night.
  830.  
  831. 187
  832. 00:23:16,176 --> 00:23:17,044
  833. Counselors.
  834.  
  835. 188
  836. 00:23:19,012 --> 00:23:20,813
  837. As the court will recognize,
  838.  
  839. 189
  840. 00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:24,650
  841. a young boy needs a strong
  842. masculine role model.
  843.  
  844. 190
  845. 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:27,619
  846. Especially in these very
  847. disconcerting times of social unrest.
  848.  
  849. 191
  850. 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:30,522
  851. It is clear that Mr. Harrison's
  852.  
  853. 192
  854. 00:23:30,524 --> 00:23:35,961
  855. secretive lifestyle choices make him
  856. unsuitable as residential custodian.
  857.  
  858. 193
  859. 00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:38,596
  860. Your Honor!
  861. We can provide further evidence
  862.  
  863. 194
  864. 00:23:38,598 --> 00:23:40,167
  865. if necessary, your Honor.
  866.  
  867. 195
  868. 00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:46,038
  869. I don't think
  870. we need to do that.
  871.  
  872. 196
  873. 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,906
  874. I'm sure there's something
  875. we can work out.
  876.  
  877. 197
  878. 00:23:47,908 --> 00:23:50,011
  879. That's enough! Stevie!
  880.  
  881. 198
  882. 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:53,781
  883. I'd like you
  884. and I to have a little talk.
  885.  
  886. 199
  887. 00:23:54,982 --> 00:23:56,617
  888. 30 minute recess.
  889.  
  890. 200
  891. 00:24:04,591 --> 00:24:06,060
  892. Do you like jelly beans?
  893.  
  894. 201
  895. 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:09,931
  896. Oh, good.
  897.  
  898. 202
  899. 00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:12,167
  900. Come.
  901.  
  902. 203
  903. 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:27,211
  904. I'm going to
  905. ask you some questions,
  906.  
  907. 204
  908. 00:24:27,213 --> 00:24:32,119
  909. and for every answer, I want you to place
  910. a jelly bean in one of these scales. Ok?
  911.  
  912. 205
  913. 00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:37,655
  914. This scale
  915. represents your father.
  916.  
  917. 206
  918. 00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:39,692
  919. This scale, your mother.
  920.  
  921. 207
  922. 00:24:39,694 --> 00:24:40,761
  923. Ok?
  924.  
  925. 208
  926. 00:24:42,128 --> 00:24:43,130
  927. Ok.
  928.  
  929. 209
  930. 00:24:44,165 --> 00:24:47,231
  931. Who usually takes you
  932. to school in the morning?
  933.  
  934. 210
  935. 00:24:47,233 --> 00:24:50,336
  936. Remember, put a jelly bean in
  937. this side if it's your father,
  938.  
  939. 211
  940. 00:24:50,338 --> 00:24:52,107
  941. in this side
  942. if it's your mother.
  943.  
  944. 212
  945. 00:25:02,716 --> 00:25:04,151
  946. Who plays more games with you?
  947.  
  948. 213
  949. 00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:13,659
  950. Stevie, do you have a room
  951. in both your mother's house
  952.  
  953. 214
  954. 00:25:13,661 --> 00:25:15,030
  955. and your father's apartment?
  956.  
  957. 215
  958. 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:17,264
  959. Which do you like better?
  960.  
  961. 216
  962. 00:25:26,139 --> 00:25:27,141
  963. Ok.
  964.  
  965. 217
  966. 00:25:28,341 --> 00:25:31,178
  967. If you accidentally
  968. broke something,
  969.  
  970. 218
  971. 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,648
  972. which parent do you think
  973. would forgive you?
  974.  
  975. 219
  976. 00:25:40,788 --> 00:25:45,126
  977. If your parents broke something,
  978. which parent would you forgive?
  979.  
  980. 220
  981. 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:02,374
  982. Stevie.
  983.  
  984. 221
  985. 00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:06,377
  986. A broken marriage
  987. is hard on everyone.
  988.  
  989. 222
  990. 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:10,782
  991. And it is never,
  992. never the child's fault.
  993.  
  994. 223
  995. 00:26:10,784 --> 00:26:15,689
  996. Sometimes things just don't work
  997. out the way we want them to.
  998.  
  999. 224
  1000. 00:26:16,389 --> 00:26:17,891
  1001. Do you understand?
  1002.  
  1003. 225
  1004. 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,331
  1005. It's my job to determine
  1006. what's best for you.
  1007.  
  1008. 226
  1009. 00:26:24,764 --> 00:26:26,033
  1010. What you want.
  1011.  
  1012. 227
  1013. 00:26:28,868 --> 00:26:30,871
  1014. I want my family back.
  1015.  
  1016. 228
  1017. 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,032
  1018. Where are you?
  1019.  
  1020. 229
  1021. 00:27:35,034 --> 00:27:36,167
  1022. I'm here.
  1023.  
  1024. 230
  1025. 00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:37,502
  1026. I can't see you.
  1027.  
  1028. 231
  1029. 00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:39,403
  1030. There's something
  1031. I never told you.
  1032.  
  1033. 232
  1034. 00:27:39,405 --> 00:27:42,143
  1035. - What?
  1036. - I'm a little claustrophobic.
  1037.  
  1038. 233
  1039. 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:45,780
  1040. Define a little bit.
  1041.  
  1042. 234
  1043. 00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:48,814
  1044. Panic attack.
  1045.  
  1046. 235
  1047. 00:27:48,816 --> 00:27:50,348
  1048. Now?
  1049.  
  1050. 236
  1051. 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:51,386
  1052. Soon.
  1053.  
  1054. 237
  1055. 00:27:52,819 --> 00:27:53,885
  1056. Take my hand.
  1057.  
  1058. 238
  1059. 00:27:57,558 --> 00:28:00,862
  1060. We haven't been married 10 minutes
  1061. and I already feel trapped.
  1062.  
  1063. 239
  1064. 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:04,132
  1065. Oh God.
  1066.  
  1067. 240
  1068. 00:28:05,165 --> 00:28:06,498
  1069. Oh my God.
  1070.  
  1071. 241
  1072. 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,136
  1073. No, just shh, shh, it's ok.
  1074.  
  1075. 242
  1076. 00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:14,475
  1077. See? Everything's ok.
  1078.  
  1079. 243
  1080. 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,446
  1081. I hope this isn't a sign.
  1082.  
  1083. 244
  1084. 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,253
  1085. Oh, thank God.
  1086.  
  1087. 245
  1088. 00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:45,339
  1089. Steve, what are you doing?
  1090.  
  1091. 246
  1092. 00:28:48,908 --> 00:28:50,043
  1093. Let's take the stairs.
  1094.  
  1095. 247
  1096. 00:29:55,541 --> 00:30:01,279
  1097. Oh my God. Dude, I got it all over my pants, man.
  1098.  
  1099. 248
  1100. 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:04,953
  1101. - Peed my pants.
  1102. - I'm so sorry.
  1103.  
  1104. 249
  1105. 00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:16,084
  1106. Karen, did I wake you?
  1107.  
  1108. 250
  1109. 00:32:17,784 --> 00:32:19,453
  1110. When were you going
  1111. to tell me about this?
  1112.  
  1113. 251
  1114. 00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:22,287
  1115. What?
  1116.  
  1117. 252
  1118. 00:32:22,289 --> 00:32:24,625
  1119. You were fired
  1120. three weeks ago, Steve?
  1121.  
  1122. 253
  1123. 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,826
  1124. - I wasn't.
  1125. - Stop drinking, or I'm leaving you!
  1126.  
  1127. 254
  1128. 00:33:28,121 --> 00:33:30,721
  1129. And the race is on! O-Oh!
  1130.  
  1131. 255
  1132. 00:33:34,293 --> 00:33:36,494
  1133. - I'm catching up. I'm catching up. I'm catching up.
  1134. - Nope. No.
  1135.  
  1136. 256
  1137. 00:33:36,496 --> 00:33:37,796
  1138. Ah... I'm ahead!
  1139.  
  1140. 257
  1141. 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,666
  1142. - And Dad pulls ahead.
  1143. - Ah, yeah.
  1144.  
  1145. 258
  1146. 00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:42,804
  1147. Oh, yeah.
  1148.  
  1149. 259
  1150. 00:33:45,873 --> 00:33:46,774
  1151. Oh, no.
  1152.  
  1153. 260
  1154. 00:33:48,075 --> 00:33:50,608
  1155. - I'm in the lead!
  1156. - There goes Stevie, Stevie's in the lead,
  1157.  
  1158. 261
  1159. 00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:53,310
  1160. but Dad's coming up strong!
  1161. I'm gonna catch... Coming up, Ah!
  1162.  
  1163. 262
  1164. 00:33:53,312 --> 00:33:55,413
  1165. - Oh, no, Stevie wins!
  1166. - I'm the winner!
  1167.  
  1168. 263
  1169. 00:33:55,415 --> 00:33:57,781
  1170. You're the winner. Good job,
  1171. Tiger, you get the prize.
  1172.  
  1173. 264
  1174. 00:33:57,783 --> 00:33:59,784
  1175. Thank you, Dad.
  1176.  
  1177. 265
  1178. 00:33:59,786 --> 00:34:00,822
  1179. Here we go.
  1180.  
  1181. 266
  1182. 00:34:03,423 --> 00:34:07,295
  1183. Because you are
  1184. the winner, Stevie.
  1185.  
  1186. 267
  1187. 00:34:08,261 --> 00:34:10,261
  1188. - Yeah.
  1189. - Do me a favor.
  1190.  
  1191. 268
  1192. 00:34:10,263 --> 00:34:13,165
  1193. Go pop supper in the oven
  1194. and get Dad three fingers, ok?
  1195.  
  1196. 269
  1197. 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:14,202
  1198. - Ok.
  1199. - Good job.
  1200.  
  1201. 270
  1202. 00:34:30,184 --> 00:34:31,385
  1203. Hello?
  1204.  
  1205. 271
  1206. 00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:45,232
  1207. How early?
  1208.  
  1209. 272
  1210. 00:34:51,537 --> 00:34:54,508
  1211. Well, I only get him
  1212. once a week as it is.
  1213.  
  1214. 273
  1215. 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:07,886
  1216. I will make it up
  1217. next week. I was-
  1218.  
  1219. 274
  1220. 00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:11,192
  1221. I was not fired, I was laid off.
  1222.  
  1223. 275
  1224. 00:35:23,502 --> 00:35:25,673
  1225. Pictures? For Christ's sakes!
  1226.  
  1227. 276
  1228. 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:39,586
  1229. You are not
  1230. taking him away from me!
  1231.  
  1232. 277
  1233. 00:36:10,783 --> 00:36:12,750
  1234. Stevie, are you ok in there?
  1235.  
  1236. 278
  1237. 00:36:12,752 --> 00:36:14,488
  1238. Yeah, almost done!
  1239.  
  1240. 279
  1241. 00:36:16,923 --> 00:36:18,859
  1242. No, he-Nothing, he's fine.
  1243.  
  1244. 280
  1245. 00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:43,881
  1246. Fine!
  1247.  
  1248. 281
  1249. 00:36:56,863 --> 00:36:57,897
  1250. Dad?
  1251.  
  1252. 282
  1253. 00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:03,000
  1254. Stevie...
  1255.  
  1256. 283
  1257. 00:37:03,002 --> 00:37:04,771
  1258. Come. Come sit.
  1259.  
  1260. 284
  1261. 00:37:05,906 --> 00:37:06,841
  1262. Thank you.
  1263.  
  1264. 285
  1265. 00:37:09,343 --> 00:37:10,908
  1266. I have something.
  1267.  
  1268. 286
  1269. 00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:11,945
  1270. What?
  1271.  
  1272. 287
  1273. 00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:26,627
  1274. Is this your report card?
  1275.  
  1276. 288
  1277. 00:37:32,131 --> 00:37:33,967
  1278. Reading and Literature, A.
  1279.  
  1280. 289
  1281. 00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:37,736
  1282. Mathematics, B.
  1283.  
  1284. 290
  1285. 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:39,540
  1286. Social Studies, B+.
  1287.  
  1288. 291
  1289. 00:37:44,111 --> 00:37:46,080
  1290. Stevie,
  1291. I'm so proud of you, son.
  1292.  
  1293. 292
  1294. 00:37:49,915 --> 00:37:51,783
  1295. "Stevie is a hard worker.
  1296.  
  1297. 293
  1298. 00:37:51,785 --> 00:37:54,785
  1299. His comprehension of
  1300. the subject matter and retention
  1301.  
  1302. 294
  1303. 00:37:54,787 --> 00:37:56,022
  1304. are above average.
  1305.  
  1306. 295
  1307. 00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:02,926
  1308. However, Stevie has difficulty
  1309. fitting in with other students
  1310.  
  1311. 296
  1312. 00:38:02,928 --> 00:38:04,529
  1313. and is easily distracted.
  1314.  
  1315. 297
  1316. 00:38:04,531 --> 00:38:06,598
  1317. His odd behavior
  1318. in social situations
  1319.  
  1320. 298
  1321. 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,569
  1322. makes it difficult
  1323. for him to conform."
  1324.  
  1325. 299
  1326. 00:38:13,539 --> 00:38:14,671
  1327. Hey.
  1328.  
  1329. 300
  1330. 00:38:19,678 --> 00:38:21,548
  1331. I think that part
  1332. belongs over there.
  1333.  
  1334. 301
  1335. 00:38:25,151 --> 00:38:26,653
  1336. Hold on to the good stuff.
  1337.  
  1338. 302
  1339. 00:38:34,794 --> 00:38:35,829
  1340. Stevie.
  1341.  
  1342. 303
  1343. 00:38:37,464 --> 00:38:39,066
  1344. You know
  1345. that if I could change...
  1346.  
  1347. 304
  1348. 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:42,068
  1349. things,
  1350.  
  1351. 305
  1352. 00:38:43,602 --> 00:38:45,803
  1353. I would in a heartbeat.
  1354.  
  1355. 306
  1356. 00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,441
  1357. I love you so much, Stevie.
  1358.  
  1359. 307
  1360. 00:39:02,022 --> 00:39:04,825
  1361. I'm so, so sorry that things
  1362. are the way that they are.
  1363.  
  1364. 308
  1365. 00:39:09,463 --> 00:39:10,798
  1366. Come here.
  1367.  
  1368. 309
  1369. 00:40:10,557 --> 00:40:12,656
  1370. - <i>Yeah.</i>
  1371. - <i>Wow, look at that,</i>
  1372.  
  1373. 310
  1374. 00:40:12,658 --> 00:40:14,093
  1375. <i>you're pretty much done, huh?</i>
  1376.  
  1377. 311
  1378. 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:17,562
  1379. <i>I'm almost done, Dad.</i>
  1380.  
  1381. 312
  1382. 00:40:17,564 --> 00:40:19,696
  1383. <i>Looks a little bit like a cobra.</i>
  1384.  
  1385. 313
  1386. 00:40:19,698 --> 00:40:21,966
  1387. - <i>Where are the eyes?</i>
  1388. - It's not a cobra.
  1389.  
  1390. 314
  1391. 00:40:21,968 --> 00:40:23,700
  1392. It's actually like
  1393. a boa constrictor.
  1394.  
  1395. 315
  1396. 00:40:23,702 --> 00:40:25,803
  1397. Watch out 'cause I'm going
  1398. to make it bite you.
  1399.  
  1400. 316
  1401. 00:40:25,805 --> 00:40:27,238
  1402. Oh no.
  1403.  
  1404. 317
  1405. 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,308
  1406. If you can see it,
  1407. 'cause in one, two bite
  1408.  
  1409. 318
  1410. 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:32,075
  1411. I can make it... Ah!
  1412.  
  1413. 319
  1414. 00:40:32,077 --> 00:40:34,678
  1415. Ah, I didn't... Ouch.
  1416.  
  1417. 320
  1418. 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,247
  1419. - I thought it bit me.
  1420. - It did.
  1421.  
  1422. 321
  1423. 00:40:36,249 --> 00:40:38,216
  1424. - This... This is the gut.
  1425. - All the gut's all out!
  1426.  
  1427. 322
  1428. 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:40,317
  1429. Argh!
  1430.  
  1431. 323
  1432. 00:40:46,593 --> 00:40:48,926
  1433. It's going on you, Dad!
  1434.  
  1435. 324
  1436. 00:40:48,928 --> 00:40:51,194
  1437. Ah, Dad!
  1438.  
  1439. 325
  1440. 00:40:51,196 --> 00:40:52,863
  1441. - Look!
  1442. - Oh, hi, Mom.
  1443.  
  1444. 326
  1445. 00:40:52,865 --> 00:40:54,299
  1446. All the guts came out...
  1447.  
  1448. 327
  1449. 00:40:54,301 --> 00:40:56,901
  1450. Of the snake, we got,
  1451. we killed the snake
  1452.  
  1453. 328
  1454. 00:40:56,903 --> 00:41:00,604
  1455. - and we were going to paint it, and all the guts came out on us.
  1456. - We are and it's coming,
  1457.  
  1458. 329
  1459. 00:41:00,606 --> 00:41:01,605
  1460. and it's coming.
  1461.  
  1462. 330
  1463. 00:41:04,144 --> 00:41:06,843
  1464. Oh my god!
  1465.  
  1466. 331
  1467. 00:41:43,249 --> 00:41:44,982
  1468. <i>I'm not here.</i>
  1469.  
  1470. 332
  1471. 00:41:46,685 --> 00:41:49,589
  1472. <i>Hi, Steve, it's me, Adam.</i>
  1473.  
  1474. 333
  1475. 00:41:50,756 --> 00:41:51,858
  1476. <i>I miss you, man.</i>
  1477.  
  1478. 334
  1479. 00:42:10,743 --> 00:42:12,877
  1480. Why aren't you at work?
  1481.  
  1482. 335
  1483. 00:42:12,879 --> 00:42:13,914
  1484. I got fired.
  1485.  
  1486. 336
  1487. 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,151
  1488. Again.
  1489.  
  1490. 337
  1491. 00:42:22,187 --> 00:42:24,258
  1492. <i>I know you don't want
  1493. to hear it from me.</i>
  1494.  
  1495. 338
  1496. 00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:29,127
  1497. <i>Look, I wish
  1498. we could talk, Steve.</i>
  1499.  
  1500. 339
  1501. 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:30,698
  1502. <i>I just heard about Karen.</i>
  1503.  
  1504. 340
  1505. 00:43:59,385 --> 00:44:01,021
  1506. The toilet, Steve?
  1507.  
  1508. 341
  1509. 00:44:18,772 --> 00:44:20,140
  1510. I know what I did was wrong.
  1511.  
  1512. 342
  1513. 00:44:22,207 --> 00:44:24,877
  1514. And I'll probably regret it
  1515. for the rest of my life.
  1516.  
  1517. 343
  1518. 00:44:32,818 --> 00:44:34,353
  1519. But I can't keep doing this.
  1520.  
  1521. 344
  1522. 00:44:38,158 --> 00:44:40,227
  1523. I'm taking Trevor
  1524. and I'm going to Dad's.
  1525.  
  1526. 345
  1527. 00:44:42,227 --> 00:44:44,063
  1528. Don't try
  1529. and contact me this time.
  1530.  
  1531. 346
  1532. 00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:01,181
  1533. <i>So, could you call me, please?</i>
  1534.  
  1535. 347
  1536. 00:45:02,848 --> 00:45:04,448
  1537. <i>Message deleted.</i>
  1538.  
  1539. 348
  1540. 00:47:09,575 --> 00:47:12,145
  1541. I have a headache. I'm gonna
  1542. go and lie down for a bit.
  1543.  
  1544. 349
  1545. 00:47:17,149 --> 00:47:18,551
  1546. That's enough sugar.
  1547.  
  1548. 350
  1549. 00:47:58,024 --> 00:48:02,325
  1550. <i>♪ The weather to bring to
  1551. you, who else, but the weather man? ♪</i>
  1552.  
  1553. 351
  1554. 00:48:02,327 --> 00:48:04,294
  1555. <i>And here's the latest
  1556. weather report.</i>
  1557.  
  1558. 352
  1559. 00:48:04,296 --> 00:48:07,166
  1560. <i>64 degrees
  1561. with a chance of showers.</i>
  1562.  
  1563. 353
  1564. 00:49:24,477 --> 00:49:25,511
  1565. Dad?
  1566.  
  1567. 354
  1568. 00:49:41,727 --> 00:49:43,330
  1569. It's ok to cry.
  1570.  
  1571. 355
  1572. 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,200
  1573. I'm alright.
  1574.  
  1575. 356
  1576. 00:49:49,468 --> 00:49:54,238
  1577. Sylvester was a very good mouse
  1578. and we loved her very much.
  1579.  
  1580. 357
  1581. 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,240
  1582. And although we didn't
  1583. have her for very long,
  1584.  
  1585. 358
  1586. 00:49:56,242 --> 00:49:58,812
  1587. she was still
  1588. a part of our family. Right?
  1589.  
  1590. 359
  1591. 00:50:00,113 --> 00:50:03,379
  1592. So, thank you, God,
  1593. for blessing us with Sylvester,
  1594.  
  1595. 360
  1596. 00:50:03,381 --> 00:50:05,318
  1597. and may she rest in peace.
  1598.  
  1599. 361
  1600. 00:50:07,385 --> 00:50:09,419
  1601. Do you want to say
  1602. a little something?
  1603.  
  1604. 362
  1605. 00:50:09,421 --> 00:50:11,221
  1606. No? Ok.
  1607.  
  1608. 363
  1609. 00:50:11,223 --> 00:50:12,359
  1610. Wait!
  1611.  
  1612. 364
  1613. 00:50:25,437 --> 00:50:27,337
  1614. Won't she be lonely in there?
  1615.  
  1616. 365
  1617. 00:50:27,339 --> 00:50:28,508
  1618. Oh, sweetheart.
  1619.  
  1620. 366
  1621. 00:50:29,675 --> 00:50:32,209
  1622. Sylvester isn't here anymore.
  1623.  
  1624. 367
  1625. 00:50:32,211 --> 00:50:33,245
  1626. She's already left.
  1627.  
  1628. 368
  1629. 00:50:35,881 --> 00:50:39,216
  1630. I know it's,
  1631. it's confusing, it's...
  1632.  
  1633. 369
  1634. 00:50:39,218 --> 00:50:41,620
  1635. It's like when a snake
  1636. sheds its skin,
  1637.  
  1638. 370
  1639. 00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:45,425
  1640. It doesn't need it anymore,
  1641. so it just leaves it behind.
  1642.  
  1643. 371
  1644. 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:51,227
  1645. I love you.
  1646.  
  1647. 372
  1648. 00:50:51,229 --> 00:50:52,264
  1649. I love you too.
  1650.  
  1651. 373
  1652. 00:52:53,685 --> 00:52:54,821
  1653. <i>The toilet, Steve?</i>
  1654.  
  1655. 374
  1656. 00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:45,504
  1657. <i>The point is...</i>
  1658.  
  1659. 375
  1660. 00:53:47,106 --> 00:53:50,542
  1661. <i>Schrödinger sealed his cat
  1662. in a box with a flask of poison.</i>
  1663.  
  1664. 376
  1665. 00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:54,078
  1666. <i>And half the time, the cat dies,</i>
  1667.  
  1668. 377
  1669. 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,815
  1670. <i>and the other half of
  1671. the time, it lives.</i>
  1672.  
  1673. 378
  1674. 00:53:56,716 --> 00:53:58,351
  1675. <i>It's a superposition.</i>
  1676.  
  1677. 379
  1678. 00:54:28,381 --> 00:54:29,415
  1679. <i>Dad?</i>
  1680.  
  1681. 380
  1682. 00:54:37,890 --> 00:54:39,059
  1683. I just stood there...
  1684.  
  1685. 381
  1686. 00:54:40,658 --> 00:54:41,694
  1687. frozen.
  1688.  
  1689. 382
  1690. 00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:49,433
  1691. Maybe if I would have
  1692.  
  1693. 383
  1694. 00:54:49,435 --> 00:54:50,703
  1695. gotten there sooner...
  1696.  
  1697. 384
  1698. 00:54:52,838 --> 00:54:53,872
  1699. Anyway.
  1700.  
  1701. 385
  1702. 00:54:59,178 --> 00:55:00,513
  1703. God, she's slow.
  1704.  
  1705. 386
  1706. 00:55:02,881 --> 00:55:04,584
  1707. Uhm...
  1708.  
  1709. 387
  1710. 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,754
  1711. How old were you?
  1712.  
  1713. 388
  1714. 00:55:10,756 --> 00:55:11,758
  1715. Six.
  1716.  
  1717. 389
  1718. 00:55:18,731 --> 00:55:20,730
  1719. What about, uh you?
  1720.  
  1721. 390
  1722. 00:55:20,732 --> 00:55:23,433
  1723. You have, you have something?
  1724.  
  1725. 391
  1726. 00:55:23,435 --> 00:55:25,134
  1727. That's...
  1728.  
  1729. 392
  1730. 00:55:25,136 --> 00:55:26,772
  1731. childhood traumatic?
  1732.  
  1733. 393
  1734. 00:55:28,807 --> 00:55:29,975
  1735. Ahem.
  1736.  
  1737. 394
  1738. 00:55:31,709 --> 00:55:35,714
  1739. My Mom died of cervical
  1740. cancer when I was five.
  1741.  
  1742. 395
  1743. 00:55:39,218 --> 00:55:40,819
  1744. Hmm, that's...
  1745.  
  1746. 396
  1747. 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:43,787
  1748. Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
  1749.  
  1750. 397
  1751. 00:55:43,789 --> 00:55:45,855
  1752. I'm such an idiot.
  1753.  
  1754. 398
  1755. 00:55:45,857 --> 00:55:47,624
  1756. It's ok.
  1757.  
  1758. 399
  1759. 00:55:47,626 --> 00:55:49,028
  1760. I barely remember her.
  1761.  
  1762. 400
  1763. 00:55:49,928 --> 00:55:53,796
  1764. But my Dad,
  1765. he makes a mean omelet
  1766.  
  1767. 401
  1768. 00:55:53,798 --> 00:55:56,700
  1769. and taught me
  1770. how to hit a curve ball
  1771.  
  1772. 402
  1773. 00:55:56,702 --> 00:56:00,039
  1774. which is very impressive, so...
  1775.  
  1776. 403
  1777. 00:56:02,508 --> 00:56:03,810
  1778. No.
  1779.  
  1780. 404
  1781. 00:56:07,646 --> 00:56:09,481
  1782. - Thanks.
  1783. - Busy...
  1784.  
  1785. 405
  1786. 00:56:12,751 --> 00:56:13,787
  1787. It's a busy night.
  1788.  
  1789. 406
  1790. 00:56:16,988 --> 00:56:21,924
  1791. - Yeah.
  1792. - So, how long did you and
  1793.  
  1794. 407
  1795. 00:56:21,926 --> 00:56:23,627
  1796. Adam work on the...
  1797.  
  1798. 408
  1799. 00:56:23,629 --> 00:56:25,464
  1800. Don't say his name.
  1801.  
  1802. 409
  1803. 00:56:26,698 --> 00:56:28,098
  1804. Too long, too long.
  1805.  
  1806. 410
  1807. 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:29,966
  1808. We needed the extra credit.
  1809.  
  1810. 411
  1811. 00:56:29,968 --> 00:56:31,801
  1812. - No, it was good, it was...
  1813. - Yeah?
  1814.  
  1815. 412
  1816. 00:56:31,803 --> 00:56:34,537
  1817. I laughed a couple of times.
  1818.  
  1819. 413
  1820. 00:56:34,539 --> 00:56:35,671
  1821. That's... that's good.
  1822.  
  1823. 414
  1824. 00:56:35,673 --> 00:56:37,543
  1825. Mm-hm, the part about, uhm...
  1826.  
  1827. 415
  1828. 00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:41,144
  1829. - quantum entanglement was...
  1830. - Yeah.
  1831.  
  1832. 416
  1833. 00:56:41,146 --> 00:56:43,816
  1834. Yeah, you almost
  1835. made me forget my line.
  1836.  
  1837. 417
  1838. 00:56:44,783 --> 00:56:46,283
  1839. Hmm.
  1840.  
  1841. 418
  1842. 00:56:46,285 --> 00:56:47,551
  1843. I'm sorry.
  1844.  
  1845. 419
  1846. 00:56:47,553 --> 00:56:48,688
  1847. It's uhm...
  1848.  
  1849. 420
  1850. 00:56:49,588 --> 00:56:52,792
  1851. - It's really weird.
  1852. - Hmm?
  1853.  
  1854. 421
  1855. 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:56,963
  1856. I just... I don't even know you,
  1857. but I want to tell you everything.
  1858.  
  1859. 422
  1860. 00:57:00,698 --> 00:57:01,733
  1861. Me too.
  1862.  
  1863. 423
  1864. 00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:09,540
  1865. You know, I wasn't supposed
  1866. to be here tonight.
  1867.  
  1868. 424
  1869. 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:10,677
  1870. My car didn't start.
  1871.  
  1872. 425
  1873. 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,644
  1874. So, I was stuck on campus.
  1875.  
  1876. 426
  1877. 00:57:13,646 --> 00:57:15,145
  1878. Saw a flyer.
  1879.  
  1880. 427
  1881. 00:57:15,147 --> 00:57:16,680
  1882. Hmm.
  1883.  
  1884. 428
  1885. 00:57:16,682 --> 00:57:17,716
  1886. Lucky me.
  1887.  
  1888. 429
  1889. 00:57:19,184 --> 00:57:20,220
  1890. Me too.
  1891.  
  1892. 430
  1893. 00:57:33,865 --> 00:57:35,265
  1894. <i>I love you.</i>
  1895.  
  1896. 431
  1897. 00:57:36,834 --> 00:57:37,903
  1898. <i>Trevor!</i>
  1899.  
  1900. 432
  1901. 00:57:39,604 --> 00:57:40,337
  1902. Vodka rocks.
  1903.  
  1904. 433
  1905. 00:57:40,339 --> 00:57:41,975
  1906. <i>Trevor!</i>
  1907.  
  1908. 434
  1909. 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,975
  1910. <i>Trevor!</i>
  1911.  
  1912. 435
  1913. 00:58:43,401 --> 00:58:44,636
  1914. <i>Where are you?</i>
  1915.  
  1916. 436
  1917. 00:59:14,832 --> 00:59:17,736
  1918. <i>I'm so, so sorry that
  1919. things are the way that they are.</i>
  1920.  
  1921. 437
  1922. 00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:25,778
  1923. <i>I have some bad news, honey.</i>
  1924.  
  1925. 438
  1926. 00:59:28,046 --> 00:59:29,881
  1927. <i>There's something
  1928. I never told you.</i>
  1929.  
  1930. 439
  1931. 00:59:34,118 --> 00:59:36,021
  1932. <i>I want my family back.</i>
  1933.  
  1934. 440
  1935. 00:59:37,055 --> 00:59:38,191
  1936. <i>Maybe it's time.</i>
  1937.  
  1938. 441
  1939. 00:59:51,303 --> 00:59:55,439
  1940. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  1941.  
  1942. 442
  1943. 00:59:55,441 --> 00:59:59,408
  1944. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  1945.  
  1946. 443
  1947. 00:59:59,410 --> 01:00:04,314
  1948. <i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Steve
  1949. Dear Daddy ♪</i>
  1950.  
  1951. 444
  1952. 01:00:04,316 --> 01:00:08,484
  1953. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  1954.  
  1955. 445
  1956. 01:00:08,486 --> 01:00:11,356
  1957. <i>Yay! Woo!</i>
  1958.  
  1959. 446
  1960. 01:00:18,863 --> 01:00:19,865
  1961. Tell me a secret.
  1962.  
  1963. 447
  1964. 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,234
  1965. Happy birthday.
  1966.  
  1967. 448
  1968. 01:00:24,035 --> 01:00:25,102
  1969. Hello.
  1970.  
  1971. 449
  1972. 01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:28,104
  1973. Hello, who are you?
  1974.  
  1975. 450
  1976. 01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:31,207
  1977. Is there anybody out there?
  1978.  
  1979. 451
  1980. 01:00:31,209 --> 01:00:32,908
  1981. Is there anybody out there?
  1982.  
  1983. 452
  1984. 01:00:35,046 --> 01:00:39,082
  1985. Mommy was behind me! My mom.
  1986.  
  1987. 453
  1988. 01:00:39,084 --> 01:00:42,486
  1989. - What are you guys doing here?
  1990. - Playing scientist. You just startled me.
  1991.  
  1992. 454
  1993. 01:00:42,488 --> 01:00:44,453
  1994. - Cause I'm a scientist.
  1995. - Do you want to show mommy what we're doing?
  1996.  
  1997. 455
  1998. 01:00:44,455 --> 01:00:46,089
  1999. Ah, I hit her.
  2000.  
  2001. 456
  2002. 01:00:46,091 --> 01:00:47,790
  2003. - Yeah.
  2004. - Thank you.
  2005.  
  2006. 457
  2007. 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,796
  2008. And then this is
  2009. what we're doing.
  2010.  
  2011. 458
  2012. 01:00:53,365 --> 01:00:55,702
  2013. What's the shortest
  2014. distance between them?
  2015.  
  2016. 459
  2017. 01:00:58,537 --> 01:00:59,906
  2018. Uhm.
  2019.  
  2020. 460
  2021. 01:01:03,107 --> 01:01:08,310
  2022. So, this is what we're doing.
  2023.  
  2024. 461
  2025. 01:01:08,312 --> 01:01:11,349
  2026. So, I have to tell you
  2027. we fold that.
  2028.  
  2029. 462
  2030. 01:01:12,984 --> 01:01:14,850
  2031. What, another paper!
  2032.  
  2033. 463
  2034. 01:01:14,852 --> 01:01:16,088
  2035. Yeah, just like that.
  2036.  
  2037. 464
  2038. 01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:21,024
  2039. And then...
  2040.  
  2041. 465
  2042. 01:01:21,026 --> 01:01:22,060
  2043. Like this.
  2044.  
  2045. 466
  2046. 01:01:23,394 --> 01:01:24,228
  2047. Perfect.
  2048.  
  2049. 467
  2050. 01:01:26,131 --> 01:01:28,131
  2051. - And then you take the...
  2052. - You stick it.
  2053.  
  2054. 468
  2055. 01:01:28,133 --> 01:01:30,332
  2056. - ...pencil.
  2057. - Mhm.
  2058.  
  2059. 469
  2060. 01:01:30,334 --> 01:01:32,234
  2061. Can you stick it better?
  2062.  
  2063. 470
  2064. 01:01:32,236 --> 01:01:33,569
  2065. I stick it.
  2066.  
  2067. 471
  2068. 01:01:33,571 --> 01:01:35,471
  2069. And then you...
  2070.  
  2071. 472
  2072. 01:01:35,473 --> 01:01:37,908
  2073. Poke a hole.
  2074.  
  2075. 473
  2076. 01:01:37,910 --> 01:01:39,408
  2077. Go for it.
  2078.  
  2079. 474
  2080. 01:01:39,410 --> 01:01:40,211
  2081. Yes.
  2082.  
  2083. 475
  2084. 01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:44,548
  2085. - Wow, that is very, very cool.
  2086. - Yay!
  2087.  
  2088. 476
  2089. 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:47,116
  2090. - Show mommy.
  2091. - And you can also do like that.
  2092.  
  2093. 477
  2094. 01:01:47,118 --> 01:01:48,450
  2095. Wow!
  2096.  
  2097. 478
  2098. 01:01:48,452 --> 01:01:50,419
  2099. See, you can
  2100. look through every one.
  2101.  
  2102. 479
  2103. 01:01:50,421 --> 01:01:51,555
  2104. Oh, I see.
  2105.  
  2106. 480
  2107. 01:01:51,557 --> 01:01:52,888
  2108. Try.
  2109.  
  2110. 481
  2111. 01:01:52,890 --> 01:01:54,491
  2112. Let me see.
  2113.  
  2114. 482
  2115. 01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:56,896
  2116. - I see you.
  2117. - I see you.
  2118.  
  2119. 483
  2120. 01:01:58,296 --> 01:02:01,298
  2121. Do you want to get ready for
  2122. daddy's big birthday surprise?
  2123.  
  2124. 484
  2125. 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:02,401
  2126. Sure!
  2127.  
  2128. 485
  2129. 01:02:03,901 --> 01:02:05,470
  2130. Ok.
  2131.  
  2132. 486
  2133. 01:02:07,305 --> 01:02:10,607
  2134. I'm gonna go wash up
  2135. for your birthday.
  2136.  
  2137. 487
  2138. 01:02:10,609 --> 01:02:12,078
  2139. Oh, cool.
  2140.  
  2141. 488
  2142. 01:02:15,147 --> 01:02:18,147
  2143. Seems just like yesterday when we were changing his diapers.
  2144.  
  2145. 489
  2146. 01:02:18,149 --> 01:02:20,519
  2147. And now he's pretty much
  2148. ready for college.
  2149.  
  2150. 490
  2151. 01:02:21,452 --> 01:02:22,521
  2152. Not quite.
  2153.  
  2154. 491
  2155. 01:02:27,059 --> 01:02:28,160
  2156. Your mom called.
  2157.  
  2158. 492
  2159. 01:02:31,430 --> 01:02:32,832
  2160. What did she want?
  2161.  
  2162. 493
  2163. 01:02:34,165 --> 01:02:35,968
  2164. Just to wish you
  2165. a happy birthday.
  2166.  
  2167. 494
  2168. 01:02:38,236 --> 01:02:39,271
  2169. You know what?
  2170.  
  2171. 495
  2172. 01:02:40,439 --> 01:02:43,142
  2173. I'm so happy right now
  2174. I might actually call her back.
  2175.  
  2176. 496
  2177. 01:02:52,117 --> 01:02:53,185
  2178. What was that for?
  2179.  
  2180. 497
  2181. 01:02:54,886 --> 01:02:56,022
  2182. I'm proud of you.
  2183.  
  2184. 498
  2185. 01:03:07,598 --> 01:03:08,834
  2186. Life is good.
  2187.  
  2188. 499
  2189. 01:03:14,906 --> 01:03:15,975
  2190. Maybe it's time.
  2191.  
  2192. 500
  2193. 01:03:23,948 --> 01:03:24,983
  2194. Are you sure?
  2195.  
  2196. 501
  2197. 01:03:28,687 --> 01:03:31,156
  2198. I know how you felt
  2199. being an only child.
  2200.  
  2201. 502
  2202. 01:03:33,225 --> 01:03:34,927
  2203. And things are going well.
  2204.  
  2205. 503
  2206. 01:03:43,702 --> 01:03:45,203
  2207. Let's make it a girl.
  2208.  
  2209. 504
  2210. 01:03:51,475 --> 01:03:53,475
  2211. Ahh!
  2212.  
  2213. 505
  2214. 01:03:53,477 --> 01:03:55,377
  2215. Look who it is!
  2216.  
  2217. 506
  2218. 01:03:55,379 --> 01:03:57,450
  2219. The big grown up man!
  2220.  
  2221. 507
  2222. 01:04:02,521 --> 01:04:05,020
  2223. Happy birthday, Dad!
  2224.  
  2225. 508
  2226. 01:04:05,022 --> 01:04:08,124
  2227. - I love you so much! Come on.
  2228. - Happy birthday!
  2229.  
  2230. 509
  2231. 01:04:08,126 --> 01:04:09,258
  2232. Let's go.
  2233.  
  2234. 510
  2235. 01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:10,459
  2236. Let's go.
  2237.  
  2238. 511
  2239. 01:04:10,461 --> 01:04:12,197
  2240. Let's go!.
  2241.  
  2242. 512
  2243. 01:04:27,144 --> 01:04:29,247
  2244. <i>A snake's gonna get you.</i>
  2245.  
  2246. 513
  2247. 01:04:32,751 --> 01:04:36,118
  2248. <i>Mommy!</i>
  2249.  
  2250. 514
  2251. 01:05:52,196 --> 01:05:56,433
  2252. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  2253.  
  2254. 515
  2255. 01:05:56,435 --> 01:06:00,437
  2256. <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
  2257.  
  2258. 516
  2259. 01:06:00,439 --> 01:06:05,441
  2260. <i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Steve
  2261. Daddy ♪</i>
  2262.  
  2263. 517
  2264. 01:06:05,443 --> 01:06:09,511
  2265. <i>♪ Happy birthday to You ♪</i>
  2266.  
  2267. 518
  2268. 01:06:09,513 --> 01:06:12,218
  2269. Yay! Woo!
  2270.  
  2271. 519
  2272. 01:06:14,151 --> 01:06:15,620
  2273. Happy birthday, darling.
  2274.  
  2275. 520
  2276. 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:19,622
  2277. Who wants cake?
  2278.  
  2279. 521
  2280. 01:06:19,624 --> 01:06:22,191
  2281. - Me!
  2282. - How big?
  2283.  
  2284. 522
  2285. 01:06:22,193 --> 01:06:23,325
  2286. This big!
  2287.  
  2288. 523
  2289. 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:25,562
  2290. - Oh!
  2291. - Look at that.
  2292.  
  2293. 524
  2294. 01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:27,863
  2295. - Oh gosh!
  2296. - That's a big piece.
  2297.  
  2298. 525
  2299. 01:06:27,865 --> 01:06:29,568
  2300. - Hey!
  2301. - Oooh!
  2302.  
  2303. 526
  2304. 01:06:31,102 --> 01:06:32,102
  2305. - There you go.
  2306. - Oh, my goodness.
  2307.  
  2308. 527
  2309. 01:06:32,104 --> 01:06:33,470
  2310. There you go.
  2311. How about you, honey?
  2312.  
  2313. 528
  2314. 01:06:33,472 --> 01:06:35,638
  2315. That is very big.
  2316.  
  2317. 529
  2318. 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,841
  2319. - I stick my hand in it.
  2320. - Yes, small piece, please.
  2321.  
  2322. 530
  2323. 01:06:37,843 --> 01:06:40,609
  2324. - Small piece...
  2325. - Just a teeny...
  2326.  
  2327. 531
  2328. 01:06:40,611 --> 01:06:42,180
  2329. - Touching it...
  2330. - Oh no!
  2331.  
  2332. 532
  2333. 01:06:43,247 --> 01:06:44,379
  2334. Is it good?
  2335.  
  2336. 533
  2337. 01:06:44,381 --> 01:06:45,417
  2338. - Mm-hm.
  2339. - Mm-hm.
  2340.  
  2341. 534
  2342. 01:06:48,653 --> 01:06:51,821
  2343. Here, let me see. You're
  2344. getting it all over your face.
  2345.  
  2346. 535
  2347. 01:06:51,823 --> 01:06:53,790
  2348. There we go.
  2349.  
  2350. 536
  2351. 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,296
  2352. What faces you're making.
  2353.  
  2354. 537
  2355. 01:07:00,332 --> 01:07:02,667
  2356. You want a refill?
  2357.  
  2358. 538
  2359. 01:07:05,569 --> 01:07:06,671
  2360. Busy night.
  2361.  
  2362. 539
  2363. 01:07:11,575 --> 01:07:12,610
  2364. You've got Trevor!
  2365.  
  2366. 540
  2367. 01:07:39,437 --> 01:07:41,604
  2368. Hey.
  2369.  
  2370. 541
  2371. 01:07:41,606 --> 01:07:43,209
  2372. Thank you.
  2373.  
  2374. 542
  2375. 01:07:53,185 --> 01:07:55,488
  2376. - What'll you have?
  2377. - Vodka, rocks.
  2378.  
  2379. 543
  2380. 01:08:03,627 --> 01:08:07,365
  2381. Make it a Shirley Temple,
  2382. and a diet coke with a lime.
  2383.  
  2384. 544
  2385. 01:08:27,718 --> 01:08:28,620
  2386. It's been six months.
  2387.  
  2388. 545
  2389. 01:08:30,355 --> 01:08:31,390
  2390. Eight years.
  2391.  
  2392. 546
  2393. 01:08:32,324 --> 01:08:33,755
  2394. That's encouraging.
  2395.  
  2396. 547
  2397. 01:08:33,757 --> 01:08:34,827
  2398. How do you do it?
  2399.  
  2400. 548
  2401. 01:08:37,428 --> 01:08:38,564
  2402. A day at a time.
  2403.  
  2404. 549
  2405. 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:42,468
  2406. And I want to live.
  2407.  
  2408. 550
  2409. 01:09:41,325 --> 01:09:42,461
  2410. Trevor!
  2411.  
  2412. 551
  2413. 01:11:48,586 --> 01:11:50,888
  2414. <i>What happens
  2415. when life weighs down?</i>
  2416.  
  2417. 552
  2418. 01:11:52,856 --> 01:11:57,727
  2419. <i>When there is systemic
  2420. contribution...</i>
  2421.  
  2422. 553
  2423. 01:11:57,729 --> 01:12:03,599
  2424. Isn't it true? Of course
  2425. you may have...
  2426.  
  2427. 554
  2428. 01:16:08,891 --> 01:16:13,891
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