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- “Are you sure about this?”
- “Yes Sven, I’m bloody sure.”
- “I mean, if you aren’t sure then we can back out, it’s not too late, and it is a Dragon… no one fucks with dragons unless they’ve got everything together.”
- “I’ve got everything together, and I’ve got you now stop whining and let’s get to it. Besides last I heard a couple of months ago it wasn’t much bigger than a horse. Besides we aren’t going to be trying to slay it, just get a little distraction going on while we rob it blind.”
- “And you’re sure this distraction will work? Like stake your life sure on it? Cause you certainly seem eager to stake my life.”
- “Oh stop being so sour, you owe me after all. Besides, if you didn’t get my cute lil’ass out of trouble who else would fuck you?”
- “Well... there’s the girl in the tavern, she’s looking pretty nice right about now... and there’s that thing she does with her tongue.”
- “What thing with her tongue? That girl wouldn’t know technique if it bit her in the arse. I should know.”
- “Dammit Ril… Stop banging fucking chicks I have my eye on. And besides, stop detracting from the fact that we’re going after a freaking dragon horde without a full party.”
- “Look… how else am I going to make sure they’re good enough for you? Seriously, she needs some work... If you want I’ll invite her up for a threesome and you can compare.”
- “Ril... you’re a terrible boyfriend.”
- “No, I’m an awesome boyfriend. You’re the one questioning all the goodness. I certainly make better boyfriend material than you do.”
- “Ugg... look get off it, and back to the subject of the freaking Dragon. How the hell do you plan to distract the thing? I heard from that last group it had skeleton guards, and another group said something about a rape Dyrad...”
- “Stop focusing on the details Sven, I got this covered. Ugg... look if you’re going to be such a tighass about it I have everything here prepared. A wizard owed me big time after I bailed him on some fugly chick he really wasn’t into banging... Turns out she wasn’t the she that she pretended to be. I didn’t mind taking one for the team.”
- “God dammit wipe the dammed smile off your face and just tell me what he gave you… You’re insufferable you know that right?”
- “And that’s why you love me!”
- “No you’ve got a great ass is why I love you... but you’re as big an ass so it’s a fifty-fifty split.”
- “So mean... well anyways he’s friends with an Alchemist and an Arcanist and they worked up a sweet interactive illusion spell, one time use guaranteed to imitate the target party, that’d be us if you’re following. Said he wanted to test it out so he did me a solid by handing it to me for free.”
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