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  1. [07:22] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  2. [07:22] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [07:22] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
  4. [07:22] CPP: alright
  5. [07:22] CPP: ((time to continue the pinary shenanigans))
  6. [07:22] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  7. [07:22] ?GG: Wvzms vatis, Qmptgp.
  8. [07:23] CPP: Ifd lim.
  9. [07:23] CPP: X jsf ag apms b rgp pifjzce ifrbc. Mtarff, M rktjini.
  10. [07:23] ?GG: Yes.
  11. [07:23] CPP: Uvsm jtxt kc jrrni nvbxgoti qpqotcug zsw pxjv jrvh bp hfvobcrz tshmlrff. Tgkwrdt cqn bzuix hbcu gpqg ftrbjrietjg bruptig us ahji afepbcxzfwu jjvgumqgh.
  12. [07:24] ?GG: Should I tell him the key?
  13. [07:24] ?GG: shit wrong thing highlighted le
  14. [07:24] ?GG: l
  15. [07:24] CPP: Cf.
  16. [07:24] ?GG: Alright then
  17. [07:24] CPP: Avh imo yxxisi km dlh pr jbh fko.
  18. [07:24] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  19. [07:24] CUC: Give me a second to fire up the translator engine.
  20. [07:25] CUC: ...that first one. bwahahaha
  21. [07:25] CPP: ((alright so, for AT since he hasn't been here, this is probect pinary, I don't know if you remember him from his earlier memo shenanigns, but whatever))
  22. [07:25] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  23. [07:25] CAT: I do.
  24. [07:25] CAT: Who wouldn't?
  25. [07:25] CPP: ((he now speaks in encoded text and people discovered that you could input specific commands into him))
  26. [07:25] CPP: ((and he would make outputs))
  27. [07:26] ?GG: He has transcended something something
  28. [07:26] CAT: Interesting.
  29. [07:26] ?GG: I forget the exact terminology used
  30. [07:26] CPP: ((you can look up a post tazz made on the forge detailing all the stuff))
  31. [07:26] CUC: /cipher "X jsf ag apms b rgp pifjzce ifrbc. Mtarff, M rktjini."
  32. [07:26] CUC: ((Like so.))
  33. [07:26] CPP: ((previously they've been playing games that are revealing backstory))
  34. [07:26] CPP: ((several commands/features are hidden behind a username and password that need to be inputted
  35. [07:27] CPP: ((that will rev eal advanced features))
  36. [07:27] CPP: ((no one exactly knows how to find credentials and I won't tell))
  37. [07:27] ?GG: what's pinary's hex code again
  38. [07:27] CPP: ((also UC that's teh wrong command, you have to do /cipher decode *insert text here*, and GG, it's ff00ff))
  39. [07:27] CPP: ((so without further ado go on and input commands, play games, do wha tever))
  40. [07:27] CPP: ((anything to keep this arg going))
  41. [07:27] ?GG: alright then
  42. [07:27] CUC: ((Oh. I should really leave Tazz's post open.))
  43. [07:27] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  44. [07:28] CGG made PP an OP.
  45. [07:28] CUC: /cipher decode *X jsf ag apms b rgp pifjzce ifrbc. Mtarff, M rktjini.*
  46. [07:28] CPP: ((AT, here's CU's post http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-dtg2-the-discussion-thread-and-forge-database?comment=9305 ))
  47. [07:28] CAT: Thanks.
  48. [07:28] ?GG ceased responding to memo.
  49. [07:29] CPP: ((/afk))
  50. [07:29] CPP: ((sorry))
  51. [07:29] CUC: np
  52. [07:29] ??? probectGamer [?PG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  53. [07:29] ?PG: ah yes, here's what he first told us.
  54. [07:29] ?PG: " I am the supreme overlord of Fiction and Nonfiction, known by all lesser beings as Probect Pinary."
  55. [07:29] ?PG: That's your only clue before I join him in his madness.
  56. [07:30] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decode (X jsf ag apms b rgp pifjzce ifrbc. Mtarff, M rktjini.)]
  57. [07:30] ?PG: X yowi godcjfh vh hf vjkj hu rb vrfxgjhbrfbcx cg izbhksogg mwrh J akea ec mspzti gqicd nfis xqgvls. J erhafujdg ydi ooc kgrfbwipbteqfw vaxj abc etjjs.
  58. [07:30] CPP: [OUTPUT: I see we have a new arrival today. Kalare, I presume.]
  59. [07:31] CPP: Nfi depgdk pf qg, hccm J gcg qv af!
  60. [07:31] CAT: How many times must I state that I'd prefer to keep the first name to my RP characters for it to actually stick?
  61. [07:32] CPP: Ifc nepr, pgdbvggicm.
  62. [07:32] ?PG: 100000
  63. [07:32] CAT: Fair enough.
  64. [07:32] ?PG: [DECODE: Too many, apparently.]
  65. [07:32] CUC: Nvoi. Kggtiwd, pgtkv wu xq Mlzb/Qmptgp Dsmox.
  66. [07:32] CAT: Alternatively, I could just stab you in the neck, leave you out by a bus stop, and fix the problem.
  67. [07:33] ?PG ceased responding to memo.
  68. [07:33] CPP: Uff zswk hryf, cqn wrr civmti pf xcezzbh xq Ztessme pwvb zsw lpp hiev.
  69. [07:33] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  70. [07:33] ?GG: I have absolutely no clue what you are talking about
  71. [07:33] ?GG: :mpsa:
  72. [07:33] CPP: Pemxea, xcfihl dtqszjri. Vdehjrwx nfis efotehvvgl.
  73. [07:33] CUC: Xerfif B lrg.
  74. [07:33] CPP: [Probect Pinary has muted himself!]
  75. [07:34] ?GG: >pinary
  76. [07:34] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
  77. [07:34] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!]
  78. [07:34] CPP: [1/100.]
  79. [07:35] ?GG: yeah let's not.
  80. [07:35] ?GG: /game 4
  81. [07:35] CPP: [INPUT: /game 4]
  82. [07:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin PROBLEM SLEUTH.]
  83. [07:36] CPP: [You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. What will you do? ]
  84. [07:37] CAT: Magically replace Generic's 4 with a 5.
  85. [07:37] CPP: [INPUT: /game 5]
  86. [07:37] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin GRAVEYARD QUEST.]
  87. [07:37] CAT: Why not.
  88. [07:38] CPP: [You work at the GRAVEYARD. It's a family business passed down to you, but you seem to be the last in line. What will you do?]
  89. [07:38] CAT: Examine surroundings.
  90. [07:38] CUC: >Examine surroundings - DANR
  91. [07:38] CPP: [> Examine surroundings.]
  92. [07:40] CPP: [You're in your HOUSE in the middle of the GRAVEYARD. You live here and have lived here for TOO MANY YEARS TO EVEN COUNT. Your HOUSE is made of one room, and it contains a BED with a CANDLE on a SHELF above it, a WINDOW, and a DRAWER with a BOOK on top of it.]
  93. [07:40] CPP: [The BONES OF YOUR MOTHER are inside of the DRAWER. They keep you company, all day, every day.]
  94. [07:40] CAT: Examine the contents of whatever it is that is your equivalent of an inventory in this godforsaken hell.
  95. [07:40] ?GG: ...oh god I remember this
  96. [07:40] CPP: [You have no inventory. You only hold what you can carry.]
  97. [07:40] ?GG: or something like it
  98. [07:40] CPP: ((what was it from, a thing called gunshow?))
  99. [07:40] ?GG: yes
  100. [07:41] ?GG: that one
  101. [07:41] CPP: ((okay, you can't play))
  102. [07:41] CPP: ((don't spoil it))
  103. [07:41] ?GG: *rereads*
  104. [07:41] CAT: Consume bones of thy predecessors.
  105. [07:41] CPP: [> Consume bones of thy predecessors.]
  106. [07:42] CPP: [You would NEVER think of eating the BONES OF YOUR MOTHER! They are so precious to you, they're the only thing that keeps you company in this job, this job you've been doing for hundreds of years. Your FATHER lives here too, but he's a GHOST, and he's always angry at you, complaining at how you don't run the GRAVEYARD like he did. "Graves could hold more bodies if you dug less like an asshole!" he says. You ignore him. That's usually how conversations between you and him go. Very one-sided.]
  107. [07:43] CUC: >Look out over the graves.
  108. [07:43] CPP: [> Look out over the graves.]
  109. [07:43] CPP: [You move out of your HOUSE and survey the GRAVEYARD. There's a pile of some BODIES that need to be thrown into GRAVES. You should probably get started on that.]
  110. [07:44] CAT: Go do that.
  111. [07:44] CPP: [You like to think you're doing a good job with the GRAVEYARD, but sometimes you let your FATHER's words get to you. Everything's mostly in order, but...]
  112. [07:44] CPP: [> Go do that.]
  113. [07:44] ?GG: > keep watching over bones
  114. [07:44] CPP: [You go get your TRUSTY SHOVEL and dig some GRAVES, putting the BODIES inside.]
  115. [07:45] CPP: [Some time passes. You don't know how much exactly. All you're aware of is that by the time you're done, the sun is setting. You should probably get some rest.]
  116. [07:45] CAT: Never.
  117. [07:45] CPP: [You have a hunch that you've got a busy day ahead of you tomorrow.]
  118. [07:45] CPP: [> Never.]
  119. [07:45] CAT: Sleep is fpr the weak.
  120. [07:45] CAT: *for
  121. [07:45] CPP: [Alright then. You're eright! Sleep is for the WEAK! You'll keep working until your arms fall of! The problem is... there aren't exactly any more graves to fill.]
  122. [07:45] CAT: Alternatively, it's for people who want to live.
  123. [07:46] CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  124. [07:46] CAU: piiiinary
  125. [07:46] CPP: [The next shipment comes in tomorrow morning.]
  126. [07:46] CUC: >Dig!
  127. [07:46] CPP: [> Dig!]
  128. [07:46] CAU: ((what did I miss))
  129. [07:46] CPP: [Do your job. Pick up your shovel. Dig.]
  130. [07:46] CPP: [And you dug.]
  131. [07:46] CPP: [You dig an array of twenty graves, not caring about the time of day.]
  132. [07:47] CPP: [Day and night pass in between each other, with an hour seemingly passing by in the span of a minute. It takes a while, but you've done it.]
  133. [07:47] ?GG: graveyard quest
  134. [07:47] CPP: [You've made twenty shitty graves.]
  135. [07:47] ?GG: that one bit from gunshow
  136. [07:47] CPP: [...Ugh.]
  137. [07:47] CAT: Improve quality of graves.
  138. [07:47] CAU: Did anything happen with Jeff the Scientist
  139. [07:47] CPP: [> Improve quality of graves.]
  140. [07:48] ?GG: not particularly
  141. [07:48] CPP: [You spend another hour or so improving the quality of graves as best as you can. But then your FATHER'S GHOST comes by and, the asshole that he is, starts yelling in your ear.]
  142. [07:48] CAT: Suddenly pretend to be deaf.
  143. [07:48] CPP: ["You'd work harder if you stopped staring into space", he says. "You'd work better if you stopped obsessing over your mother," he says.]
  144. [07:48] CPP: [You pretend to be deaf.]
  145. [07:48] CPP: [You always do.]
  146. [07:49] CAT: Actually, could you poke your eardrums out?
  147. [07:49] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  148. [07:49] CCU: > Wonder why your father's ghost is even here.
  149. [07:49] CPP: [> Could you poke your eardrums out?]
  150. [07:49] CCU: > | mean, still lingering on the earth.
  151. [07:49] CPP: [You don't have any EARS, yet you still hear.]
  152. [07:49] CPP: [That's just how you're drawn.]
  153. [07:49] CPP: [> Wonder why your father's ghost is still Lingering.]
  154. [07:49] CAT: Embrace wisdom of forefathers.
  155. [07:50] CAT: Those bones are probably cursed with a spell of fatigue anyway.
  156. [07:50] CPP: [GHOSTS always have unfinished business to do on earth. That's why they haven't passed on. You're guessing he's still here because he wants to yell at you all the time. He probably enjoys it.]
  157. [07:50] CPP: [> Embrace wisdom of forefathers.]
  158. [07:50] CCU: > Consider Ξxorcist.
  159. [07:50] CPP: [You don't even know where your forefathers are, or if they're buried here.]
  160. [07:51] CPP: [You've been at this job for hundreds of years.]
  161. [07:51] CAT: I mean your father by that.
  162. [07:51] CPP: [Your FATHER? Having wisdom? That's a laugh!]
  163. [07:51] CPP: [It's like his entire purpose is to be an asshole to you in particular!]
  164. [07:51] CPP: [You wouldn't want to listen to anything he had to say, even if your life depended on it.]
  165. [07:51] CAT: Fuck, you're really a self-absorbed madman, aren't you.
  166. [07:51] CPP: [Maybe you just hate your dad and love your mom.]
  167. [07:51] CAT: Destroy the bones.
  168. [07:51] CAU: > Find father's bones and destroy them to release spirit.
  169. [07:52] CAU: hah
  170. [07:52] CAT: Nah.
  171. [07:52] CPP: [> Consider exorcist.]
  172. [07:52] CPP: [You doubt there are any exorcists around, and even if there are, none of them would be working at this time of day. It's awfully late!]
  173. [07:52] CPP: [You've been working without rest for any number of days now...]
  174. [07:52] CAT: Become exorcist.
  175. [07:53] CAU: bow
  176. [07:53] CAU: how
  177. [07:54] CPP: [> Become exorcist.]
  178. [07:54] CPP: [You have none of the requirements of being an exorcist. All you're good at is digging holes in the ground and dumping corpses in them.]
  179. [07:54] CPP:
  180. [07:54] CPP: [It's what you've done for hundreds of years.]
  181. [07:54] CAU: > Just quit your job.
  182. [07:54] CPP: [> Just quit your job.]
  183. [07:55] CPP: [Yes... Quitting your job... That...]
  184. [07:55] CPP: [That sounds PERFECT!]
  185. [07:55] CAT: And the twist?
  186. [07:55] CPP: [You rush to your home, ready to pack up your belongings and set out for a new life.]
  187. [07:55] CPP: [What do you take first?]
  188. [07:55] CAT: Book.
  189. [07:55] CPP: [You put your BOOK in your POCKET.]
  190. [07:55] CPP: [Now what?]
  191. [07:55] CAT: Everything but the bones.
  192. [07:56] CPP: [You snuff out the CANDLE and take that too, but you don't have room for anything else.]
  193. [07:56] CAT: Use the candle to torch the house, and use the remnants to build your mother's grave.
  194. [07:56] CPP: [You contemplate not taking the BONES OF YOUR MOTHER, but that's stupid! Of course you'd take them! You love your MOTHER above... all...]
  195. [07:56] CPP: []
  196. [07:56] CPP: [Where are the BONES OF YOUR MOTHER?]
  197. [07:56] CAU: uh oh
  198. [07:57] CPP: [The walls of your house fall to the ground. You hear unearthly laughter and the wind whistles in your ears.]
  199. [07:57] CAU: PINARY STOLE THEM
  200. [07:57] CPP: [You look to the north and see a blue light in the distance.]
  201. [07:57] CAT: Here we go.
  202. [07:57] CPP: [It's your FATHER. And he's fucking pissed.]
  203. [07:57] CPP: [And so are you.]
  204. [07:57] ?GG: hm I wonder who died
  205. [07:57] ?GG: *stole the bones
  206. [07:57] CAU: maybe the father :O
  207. [07:58] CPP: ((input command))
  208. [07:58] CAT: Wait.
  209. [07:58] CCU: >|nspect FATHΞR again, let's see if he knows anything.
  210. [07:59] CPP: [> Run to your FATHER.]
  211. [07:59] CPP: [You run to your FATHER. Dead arms rise from the ground and try to pull you under as you do so, but you shake them off.]]
  212. [08:00] CPP: [When you get to your FATHER, you find him hovering over his own grave.]
  213. [08:00] CAT: Desecrate grave?
  214. [08:00] CPP: [The two of you are face to face. You know he's behind this somehow. He HAS to be.]
  215. [08:00] CAU: Sounds like a bad idea
  216. [08:00] CAU: ask him politely first?
  217. [08:01] CPP: [> Ask FATHER politely.]
  218. [08:01] CPP: [What will you ask him?]
  219. [08:01] CPP: [> ...]
  220. [08:01] CAU: > Ask him if he knows location of bones, and why he is angry
  221. [08:02] CAT: Only the latter.
  222. [08:02] CAU: k
  223. [08:02] CPP: [> Politely ask FATHER why he is angry.]
  224. [08:02] CPP: [> You politely scream at your FATHER, yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO?"]
  225. [08:02] CAU: slap self in face repeatedly
  226. [08:02] CAT: ^
  227. [08:03] CPP: ["She belongs with me, son," your FATHER replies.]
  228. [08:03] ?GG: ...smegma princess
  229. [08:03] CPP: [You interject, yelling "I NEED HER!"]
  230. [08:03] ?GG: why the hell, kc green
  231. [08:04] CPP: [Your FATHER grows increasingly angry.]
  232. [08:04] CAU: so graveyard dude is very strong willed and can ignore our commands?
  233. [08:04] CAT: It appears so.
  234. [08:04] CAU: > Realize your father cares about her too and respect that
  235. [08:04] CAT: ^
  236. [08:04] CPP: ["You've been coddled for too long. It's time to grow up!" he says.]
  237. [08:05] CPP: [You stop.]
  238. [08:05] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  239. [08:05] ?TT: ((Hi.))
  240. [08:05] CPP: ["I'll finally get out of your hair, son..."]
  241. [08:05] CPP: ["...but you need to do your job. Do not come for her or there'll be hell to pay."]
  242. [08:06] CAT: Deal.
  243. [08:06] CAT: Be done with it.
  244. [08:06] CPP: [Your FATHER descends back into the ground.]
  245. [08:06] CPP: [You just stand there, at a loss for words.]
  246. [08:06] CPP: [Now what?]
  247. [08:06] CAU: > realize you never have to be antagonized by him again
  248. [08:06] CAT: And then do a victory dance.
  249. [08:06] CAT: Of some description.
  250. [08:07] CPP: [> Realize you never have to be antagonized by your FATHER again.]
  251. [08:07] CPP: [You realize this, the thought bringing you some joy.]
  252. [08:07] CPP: [But you also realize you will never see your MOTHER again.]
  253. [08:07] CAT: You mean her bones.
  254. [08:08] CPP: ((whatever))
  255. [08:08] CAT: Start a new life away from the graveyard.
  256. [08:08] CCU: >Sleep for now, and keep going until something of interest happens.
  257. [08:08] CPP: [The though brings you memories. Memories of you fondly telling your MOTHER'S BONES of happenings at your job.]
  258. [08:09] CPP: [You just lie down for a while, reminiscing on what was.]
  259. [08:09] CAU: ((this guy's a madman))
  260. [08:09] CPP: [> Sleep.]
  261. [08:10] CAT: ((Yeah, he is literally insane.))
  262. [08:10] CPP: [You don't move back to your BED, and instead choose to sleep on the ground, seeing no reason to move.]
  263. [08:10] CPP: [You remain oblivious to the piles and piles of bodies appearing around you. The city needs someone to put these corpses in their graves, and you're not doing your job.]
  264. [08:10] CAT: Opt to perform a makeshift lobotomy on yourself before sleeping.
  265. [08:11] CPP: [You're not DOING YOUR JOB.]
  266. [08:11] CAA ceased responding to memo.
  267. [08:11] CPP: [DO YOUR JOB.]
  268. [08:11] CAT: It isn't your job.
  269. [08:11] CAT: No.
  270. [08:12] CPP: ((input command))
  271. [08:12] CAT: It is not your job.
  272. [08:12] ?TT: When was this your job?
  273. [08:12] CAT: About ten minutes ago, but no more.
  274. [08:12] CAU: We have to break the cycle.
  275. [08:12] CAU: This will go on and on unless we break it.
  276. [08:12] CAT: Lobotomize yourself.
  277. [08:12] CPP: [> Lobotomize yourself.]
  278. [08:12] CCU: > do the fucking job
  279. [08:13] CPP: [How can you do that when you're asleep?]
  280. [08:13] CPP: [> Do the fucking job.]
  281. [08:14] CPP: [DO YOUR JOB.]
  282. [08:14] CPP: [PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL.]
  283. [08:14] CPP: [DIG.]
  284. [08:14] CPP: [You wake up.]
  285. [08:14] CPP: [Where do you dig?]
  286. [08:14] CPP: [You want your MOTHER'S BONES back...]
  287. [08:15] CPP: [But you have bodies to bury.]
  288. [08:15] CPP: [What's more important to you?]
  289. [08:15] CAT: ((AFK.))
  290. [08:15] CAU: > fucking wake up
  291. [08:16] CPP: [> Fucking wake up.]
  292. [08:16] CPP: [You did!]
  293. [08:17] CAA ceased responding to memo.
  294. [08:17] CCU: > Do the job, move on.
  295. [08:17] CCU: > Your mother wouldn't want you obsessing over her.
  296. [08:17] CPP: [> Do the job. Your MOTHER wouldn't want you obsessing over her.]
  297. [08:18] CPP: [You're right. You've got a job to do.]
  298. [08:18] CAU: ((DexNav chaining Vulpix, trying to find a SHINY))
  299. [08:18] CPP: [You resume your job, burying the corpses the town left for you.]
  300. [08:18] CAU: ((did not mean to capitalize that but it's kind of fitting actually))
  301. [08:18] CPP: [After many more days upon weeks of work, you're finally done.]
  302. [08:19] CPP: [The graves are in order.]
  303. [08:19] CPP: [> ...]
  304. [08:20] CCU: ...
  305. [08:20] CPP: ((what))
  306. [08:20] CPP: ((> ... means input command))
  307. [08:21] CPP: ((means I'm done typing))
  308. [08:21] CCU: ((I don't raelly have one.))
  309. [08:21] CCU: *really
  310. [08:21] CPP: ((well, what else haven't you done?))
  311. [08:21] ?TT: >Consider OPTIONS
  312. [08:21] CPP: [> Consider options.]
  313. [08:21] CAU: > Take a vacation, hope people stop dying.
  314. [08:22] CPP: [On the one hand, you could keep doing your job and obey your FATHER's wishes.]
  315. [08:22] CPP: [On the other hand, you could go on a GRAVEYARD QUEST and try to find the BONES OF YOUR MOTHER.]
  316. [08:22] CCU: > Keep doing the job. Obsession isn't good.
  317. [08:22] CCU: ((Let's go for a non-standard ending))
  318. [08:22] CPP: [> Take a vacation, hope people stop dying.]
  319. [08:23] CPP: [Ha! You doubt anyone would stop dying. Not when society is in "order".]
  320. [08:23] CPP: [But you could go on a vacation.]
  321. [08:23] CPP: [What would you do?]
  322. [08:24] CPP: [> ...]
  323. [08:24] CAU: > Go kill Probect Pinary.
  324. [08:24] CPP: [> Go kill Probect Pinary.]
  325. [08:24] CCU: (())
  326. [08:24] CPP: [Who?]
  327. [08:25] CCU: > Keep doing the job. Obsession isn't good.
  328. [08:25] CPP: [> Keep doing your job.]
  329. [08:26] CPP: [You resign yourself to a long life of filling graves. A life without your MOTHER'S BONES. And that is something you cannot stand.]
  330. [08:26] CPP: [But it's what you have to do.]
  331. [08:26] CPP: [GAME CLEAR - BAD ENDING]
  332. [08:26] CAU: yep
  333. [08:26] CPP: ((congratulations! you just missed a chance to get credentials!))
  334. [08:26] CAU: return to game state before last command
  335. [08:27] ?TT: ...
  336. [08:27] CCU: WΞLP.
  337. [08:27] CPP: ((/afk, have to do shit))
  338. [08:27] CPP: ((consider your plans while I'm gone))
  339. [08:28] CAU: so that pretty much confirms we have to beat every game + chess? to get credentials
  340. [08:28] CAU: problem sleuth seems like the real problem here
  341. [08:28] CAU: how do we get past the glitches and crashes?
  342. [08:28] CCU: Simple.
  343. [08:28] CCU: No copypasta.
  344. [08:28] CCU: We have to get to the ending through somewhat different means.
  345. [08:29] CCU: We once managed to skip basically half of the game by NOT immediately rushing to open the door.
  346. [08:29] CAU: ?
  347. [08:29] CCU: OK not half of it, more like a third, but you get the idea.
  348. [08:29] ?GG: actually we rushed faster
  349. [08:29] ?GG: you're misremembering
  350. [08:30] CAU: not waiting a minute, just doing it immediately
  351. [08:30] CAU: yeah
  352. [08:30] ?GG: anyways graveyard quest: go to hell, beat up your father, have a revelation and get back to work
  353. [08:30] CAU: making sure DMK doesn't happen is easy, just don't let Fiesta flip the window (if he even happens here)
  354. [08:31] CPP: ((generic thanks for spoiling it))
  355. [08:31] CPP: ((/afkagain))
  356. [08:31] ?GG: 
  357. [08:31] ?GG: fine I lied he's in the dark room
  358.  
  359. ...
  360.  
  361. [08:33] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  362. [08:34] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  363. [08:34] CAT: ((UNAFK.))
  364. [08:34] CPP: ((/almostunafk
  365. [08:34] CPP: ))
  366. [08:34] CPP: ((unafk))
  367. [08:35] CPP: ((considering giving you guys a credential hint but nope, need to keep the mystery alive))
  368. [08:35] CPP: [AWAITING INPUT]
  369. [08:35] CAT: Yeah, I'm just going to go. I've got to study. See you.
  370. [08:35] CAT ceased responding to memo.
  371. [08:35] CUC: /game 4.
  372. [08:35] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  373. [08:35] CCU: /chess
  374. [08:35] CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  375. [08:35] CAU: ...I wonder how to get the good ending in Jeff the Scientist
  376. [08:35] CCU: Uh.
  377. [08:36] CCU: what.
  378. [08:36] CUC: Let's see how we can screw up PS this time.
  379. [08:36] CCU: Did you get the bad ending.
  380. [08:36] CAU: is it do a good job in your Binary presentation, or kill Binary?
  381. [08:36] CAU: Or what
  382. [08:36] CPP: ((no progress has been made on jeff the ending))
  383. [08:36] CPP: >((scientist, fuck))
  384. [08:36] CCU: jeff the ending
  385. [08:36] CAU: jeff the ending
  386. [08:36] CPP: ((anyway come to a vote on what you want to do))
  387. [08:36] CUC: jeff the ending
  388. [08:36] CPP: jeff the ending
  389. [08:36] CCU: /chess
  390. [08:36] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  391. [08:36] ?GG: jeff the ending
  392. [08:36] CAU: /game 4 aka pit people
  393. [08:36] CUC: /chess
  394. [08:36] ?GG: /game 1
  395. [08:37] CPP: (2 chess votes, 1 game 4 vote, 1 game 1 vote)
  396. [08:37] CPP: ((TT, vote on what game to play next))
  397. [08:37] CAU: ((issue with chess is just that it's boring for all but one player, but it is easier than the other games IMO))
  398. [08:38] CPP: ((TT))
  399. [08:38] CPP: ((TT))
  400. [08:38] CPP: ((TT))
  401. [08:38] CPP: ((TT))
  402. [08:38] CCU: TT
  403. [08:38] CUC: TT
  404. [08:38] CAU: TT
  405. [08:38] CAU: boot him
  406. [08:39] CPP banned ?TT from responding to memo: [he ded].
  407. [08:39] CPP: ((chess it is, I guess))
  408. [08:39] CPP: [INPUT: /chess]
  409. [08:39] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  410. [08:39] ?TT: ((Well. Gimme a sec to decide!))
  411. [08:39] CPP: ((oh okay nvm, then))
  412. [08:39] ?TT: ((But yeah chess.))
  413. [08:39] ?GG: ;-_-
  414. [08:39] CPP: ._.
  415. [08:39] CPP: [INPUT: /chess]
  416. [08:39] CAU: o_o
  417. [08:40] CAU: ((anyone here good at chess))
  418. [08:40] CAU: ((I'm not super good but I used to play more))
  419. [08:40] ?TT: ((I have played it before.
  420. [08:40] ?TT: ))
  421. [08:40] ?TT: ((But not against anybody good.))
  422. [08:40] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin CHESS.]
  423. [08:40] CPP: [Who shall play me, the God of Chess?!?!?!?!?!]
  424. [08:40] CAU: oh shoot gotta go, tell me how it goes
  425. [08:40] CAU ceased responding to memo.
  426. [08:40] CUC: Not too god, but I''ve played sometimes.
  427. [08:40] CCU: Not too god.
  428. [08:40] CCU: ...You do it.
  429. [08:40] ?TT: Uh....Rotation?
  430. [08:40] CPP: [Who shall play me, the God of Chess?!?!?!?!?!]
  431. [08:41] CUC: Let me pull up an interfact quick.
  432. [08:41] CUC: (GAH)
  433. [08:41] CPP: [ANSWER ME YOU FUCKERS.]
  434. [08:41] ?TT: It shall be universallyCognizant.
  435. [08:41] CUC: Actually you guys play. Homework.
  436. [08:41] ?TT: Oh come on.
  437. [08:41] ?TT: Fine then!
  438. [08:41] ?TT: Me!
  439. [08:41] ?TT: Board widget please!
  440. [08:42] CPP: [thaumicTheorist shalt play me!!!!!!!!!]
  441. [08:42] CPP: [Excellent, excellent, hyuk hyuk hyuk!]
  442. [08:42] CPP: [Now let us begin! You shalt be white and I shalt be black!]
  443. [08:42] CPP: [You take the first move!]
  444. [08:42] ?TT: BOARD please.
  445. [08:42] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php
  446. [08:43] ?TT: What the heck the Kings and Queens are on the same sides of the board. They should not be.
  447. [08:43] ?TT: I don't think?
  448. [08:43] CPP: [MAKE A GODDAMN MOVE YOU PEASANT.]
  449. [08:44] ?TT: I'm trying to fix the board first.
  450. [08:44] ?TT: So ascuse.
  451. [08:44] ?TT: Right.
  452. [08:44] CPP: ((that board is how chess boards are, there's nothing to fix))
  453. [08:45] ?TT: ...))
  454. [08:45] ?TT: ((P sure the positions of king and queen are mirrored?
  455. [08:45] ?TT: ))
  456. [08:45] ?TT: ((Eh.))
  457. [08:45] CPP: ((no, now start))
  458. [08:45] ?TT: ((Like I said, not much chess.))
  459. [08:45] CPP: ((haven't got all day))
  460. [08:45] ?GG: actually those positions are fine
  461. [08:45] CPP: (())
  462. [08:46] ?GG: queens on their side
  463. [08:46] ?GG: now get to work
  464. [08:46] ?TT: ((I is think.))
  465. [08:46] CPP: [IF YOU DO NOT MAKE A FUCKING MOVE THIS FUCKING INSTANT, I WILL MATERIALIZE FROM BEHIND YOU AND SNAP YOUR JUGULAR IN HALF.]
  466. [08:46] CPP: [I AM NOT CALLED THE GOD OF CHESS FOR NOTHING.]
  467. [08:46] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3&f=1
  468. [08:47] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5&f=1
  469. [08:47] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3
  470. [08:48] ?TT: ((I feel like I am making many terribluh decisions.))
  471. [08:48] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6
  472. [08:48] CPP: ((I'm not that good either :P))
  473. [08:49] CPP: ((the "god of chess" is a manufactured persona that projects an image of infallibility))
  474. [08:49] CPP: ((sounds familiar))
  475. [08:49] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4
  476. [08:50] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6
  477. [08:51] ?TT: Hmh.
  478. [08:51] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5
  479. [08:53] ?TT: Your move.
  480. [08:53] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6
  481. [08:53] ?TT: LOAD PAGE.
  482. [08:55] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4
  483. [08:56] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6
  484. [08:57] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5
  485. [08:59] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7
  486. [09:00] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3
  487. [09:02] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7
  488. [09:02] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  489. [09:03] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3
  490. [09:04] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O
  491. [09:04] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7
  492. [09:04] ?TT: Check.
  493. [09:05] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7
  494. [09:05] ?TT: I think.
  495. [09:05] ?TT: Awh DANG IT. I meant to move the OTHER piece. Oh well!
  496. [09:05] CUC: WHo's White and who's Black?
  497. [09:05] ?TT: I'm White.
  498. [09:06] CPP: ((guess what I am))
  499. [09:06] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4
  500. [09:06] CUC: ((I dId.))
  501. [09:07] ?TT: Am I doing well at all?
  502. [09:08] CPP: ((I think so))
  503. [09:08] CPP: ((I'm really not the best judge of that though :P))
  504. [09:08] ?TT: ((Neither am I so yeah.))
  505. [09:09] ?TT: Your move.
  506. [09:10] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5
  507. [09:11] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5
  508. [09:12] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5
  509. [09:13] ?GG ceased responding to memo.
  510. [09:13] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  511. [09:13] ?GG: back
  512. [09:13] ?GG: how chess went
  513. [09:13] CPP: ((here's the current turn. O
  514. [09:13] CPP: ((here's the current turn, i'm black, net's white))
  515. [09:13] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5
  516. [09:14] ?GG: castle plox
  517. [09:14] CPP: he can't, lel
  518. [09:14] ?GG: i know that
  519. [09:15] ?GG: just saying he should get around to it
  520.  
  521. ...
  522.  
  523. [09:15] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  524. [09:15] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  525. [09:15] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
  526. [09:15] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  527. [09:15] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Kd2
  528. [09:16] ?TT: ((I hope I have the right king/queen.))
  529. [09:16] CPP: ((you just moved your king))
  530. [09:16] ?TT: ((Undo ploxx.))
  531. [09:16] ?TT: ((Right.))
  532. [09:17] CPP: ehh
  533. [09:17] CPP: ((there aren't any undos in chess))
  534. [09:17] ?TT: ((I hate stupiderp.))
  535. [09:17] CPP: ((but fine))
  536. [09:17] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  537. [09:17] ?GG: mulligan!
  538. [09:17] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2
  539. [09:17] ?TT: ((I never took my hand off. ;P))
  540. [09:18] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5
  541. [09:20] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3
  542. [09:22] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6
  543. [09:23] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4
  544. [09:24] ?GG: yeah 20 bucks on pinary
  545. [09:24] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5
  546. [09:24] ?TT: It's not impossible for either of us to win.
  547. [09:24] CPP: /afk, make your move
  548. [09:25] ?GG: 40 bucks on pinary
  549. [09:25] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5
  550. [09:26] ?TT: How the heck do you make this thing castle BTW?
  551. [09:27] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  552. [09:27] CUC: You move both the queen and king in approved castling format
  553. [09:27] CUC: *Rook and king
  554. [09:27] CUC: Just get that knight out of there and you'll be set
  555. [09:27] ?TT: ...Okaaaaaay.
  556. [09:28] ?TT: Aaand Internets are laggy!
  557. [09:30] ?TT: Pinary. Mooooove.
  558. [09:31] ?GG: pff, man gunzhow
  559. [09:32] ?TT: You've had minutes plural....
  560. [09:32] CUC: He afk'd
  561. [09:32] ?TT: Ah.
  562. [09:32] ?TT: Missed that.
  563. [09:46] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5
  564. [09:46] CPP: back
  565. [09:47] ?TT: WB.
  566. [09:49] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5
  567. [09:49] ?GG: 50 bucks on pinary
  568. [09:49] ?TT: Reeeeally.
  569. [09:49] ?GG: serial joke escalation
  570. [09:52] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4
  571. [09:55] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4
  572. [09:56] ?GG: yup
  573. [09:56] ?GG: 70 on pinary
  574. [09:56] ?TT: Sez who.
  575. [09:56] ?GG: I say so
  576. [09:56] ?TT: In fact, you're so good at this, maybe YOU should play.
  577. [09:57] ?GG: and I am putting 70 bucks on pinary
  578. [09:57] ?GG: 
  579. [09:57] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4
  580. [09:57] ?GG: *net eats the pawn
  581. [09:58] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4
  582. [09:58] ?GG: ,,,
  583. [09:58] ?GG: eh
  584. [09:59] ?TT: *shrug*
  585. [10:02] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3
  586. [10:02] CPP: whops I thought I posted that
  587. [10:02] CPP: didnt hit enter I guess
  588. [10:02] ?TT: You did not.
  589. [10:02] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1
  590. [10:04] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4
  591. [10:04] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4
  592. [10:04] ?TT: Hmh.
  593. [10:05] CPP: I'm a fucking idiot
  594. [10:05] CPP: goddammit
  595. [10:05] ?TT: You have some moves to work with.
  596. [10:05] ?TT: And I'm down a lot of pieces. But I have some advantages too.
  597. [10:06] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8
  598. [10:06] ?GG: oh hey
  599. [10:06] ?GG: i just hit this is fine
  600. [10:07] CPP: ye
  601. [10:07] ?GG: oh god what happened after that
  602. [10:07] ?GG: I ONLY SAW HIM SAY THIS IS FINE
  603. [10:08] CPP: kek
  604. [10:08] ?GG: lel
  605. [10:08] ?GG: and now I hit graveyard quest
  606. [10:08] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5
  607. [10:08] ?GG: man there was a lot of stuff before that
  608. [10:09] ?GG: ... *hopes for mistake*
  609. [10:09] ?GG: turning it around 90 bucks for net le
  610. [10:09] ?GG: l
  611. [10:11] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5
  612. [10:11] ?GG: net wins if queen kills bishop
  613. [10:11] ?GG: actually no
  614. [10:11] ?GG: lel
  615. [10:11] CPP: no he doesn't
  616. [10:11] ?GG: i know
  617. [10:11] ?GG: lel
  618. [10:12] ?TT: Too bad I haven't posted yet.
  619. [10:12] ?GG: there's probably moves that could have led to a mate there
  620. [10:12] ?TT: Yes there are moves that can lead to mate.
  621. [10:13] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4
  622. [10:14] ?GG: oof
  623. [10:15] ?TT: I think mate in three. Barring some crazy shenanigans.
  624. [10:15] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4
  625. [10:15] ?GG: alright then looking good
  626. [10:15] ?GG: for someone
  627. [10:15] ?TT: For someone.
  628. [10:16] CPP: for me hopefully?
  629. [10:16] CPP: but probably not
  630. [10:16] ?GG: hmmmm
  631. [10:16] ?GG: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  632. [10:16] ?GG: well net keep going
  633. [10:17] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3
  634. [10:18] ?GG: 
  635. [10:18] ?TT: Really?
  636. [10:18] ?TT: You think?
  637. [10:18] ?GG: oh well keep going let's see how goes
  638. [10:18] ?GG: i'd have tried pawn
  639. [10:18] ?GG: but eh
  640. [10:19] ?TT: I have plans.
  641. [10:19] ?GG: mh
  642. [10:19] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4
  643. [10:19] ?GG: ...alright then???
  644. [10:20] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1
  645. [10:20] ?GG: ...ah
  646. [10:20] ?GG: well then
  647. [10:22] ?GG: well pinary
  648. [10:22] ?TT: Pinary?
  649. [10:22] ?GG: PP
  650. [10:22] CPP: wat
  651. [10:22] ?TT: It's your move.
  652. [10:22] CPP: no shit
  653. [10:23] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4
  654. [10:23] ?GG: okay then
  655. [10:24] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2
  656. [10:24] ?GG: ...
  657. [10:24] ?TT: Hmmm?
  658. [10:24] ?GG: eh
  659. [10:26] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*
  660. [10:26] CPP: [Check!]
  661. [10:26] ?GG: uh what?
  662. [10:26] ?GG: oh the queen
  663. [10:26] ?GG: i see
  664.  
  665. ...
  666.  
  667. [10:26] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  668. [10:26] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  669. [10:26] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
  670. [10:27] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  671. [10:27] ?GG: 110 on pinary lel
  672. [10:27] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  673. [10:27] ?TT: Naaaaah.
  674. [10:27] CPP: FUCK I JUST LEFT ON ACCIDENT sorry
  675. [10:27] CPP: if you made a move retype it
  676. [10:27] ?GG: *keeps trolling with bets*
  677. [10:27] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2
  678. [10:27] ?GG: oh yes I can just smell the death of the king
  679. [10:28] ?TT: Note that he is assiduously avoiding mentioning WHOSE king.
  680. [10:28] ?GG: >_>
  681. [10:28] ?GG: make the only move net
  682. [10:28] ?TT: I made the move.
  683. [10:28] ?GG: actually
  684. [10:28] ?TT: Twin's turn.
  685. [10:28] ?GG: i guess there's 2
  686. [10:28] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*
  687. [10:28] ?TT: There are two.
  688. [10:29] ?GG: huh
  689. [10:29] CPP: [Check!]
  690. [10:29] ?GG: interesting choice
  691. [10:29] ?GG: *king takes pawn*
  692. [10:29] ?GG: or rook does
  693. [10:29] ?TT: Orly?
  694. [10:29] ?GG: or pawn does
  695. [10:29] ?GG: 
  696. [10:29] ?GG: or queen but that's slightly dumb
  697. [10:30] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3
  698. [10:31] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5
  699. [10:32] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3
  700. [10:33] ?GG: what even
  701. [10:33] ?TT: He can't move to check without putting himself in range.
  702. [10:34] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3_Rd3*
  703. [10:34] CPP: [Check!]
  704. [10:34] ?GG: alright binary choice here(lel)
  705. [10:34] ?GG: which space choose
  706. [10:35] ?TT: Le debat.
  707. [10:35] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3_Rd3*_Kf2
  708. [10:35] ?GG: hm
  709. [10:36] ?TT: This is tense.
  710. [10:36] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3_Rd3*_Kf2_Qxb2*
  711. [10:36] CPP: [Check!]
  712. [10:37] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  713. [10:37] CUC: ...Yeah Pinary's winning.
  714. [10:37] ?TT: Dang IT.
  715. [10:37] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  716. [10:37] CCU: |f there's 5 checks in a row it's mate, | think.
  717. [10:37] ?TT: Uh. No.
  718. [10:37] CPP: yes
  719. [10:37] CPP: there's only been 2 so far though
  720. [10:37] ?GG: no???
  721. [10:37] CCU: Yes, that's true.
  722. [10:38] CCU: |t's to keep the game from going on indefinitely.
  723. [10:38] ?GG: that was a thing that happened
  724. [10:38] ?GG: ah
  725. [10:38] ?TT: Eh.
  726. [10:38] CCU: Since technically, a situation can be present wherein moving the king between two spaces can ensure it's always checked but never mated. |t's clear who would win but the game would stall out forever.
  727. [10:38] ?GG: ah
  728. [10:39] CCU: Hence, that fast-forward button. |t has to be consecutive, though.
  729. [10:39] ?TT: Mhm.
  730. [10:39] CCU: |f Pinary can't check net a third time he's back to square one on that.
  731. [10:39] ?GG: yeah no 150 on pinary
  732. [10:39] ?GG: p sure it's in the bag for him
  733. [10:39] ?TT: It seems he can. But I am an amateur.
  734. [10:39] ?TT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3_Rd3*_Kf2_Qxb2*_Kg1
  735. [10:40] ?TT: GG: You could advice
  736. [10:40] ?TT: You know, since we're trying to beat this game.
  737. [10:40] ?GG: you're dead that's my advice
  738. [10:40] ?GG: like seriously ded
  739. [10:40] ?GG: so ded
  740. [10:41] ?TT: It depends on Pinary's moves.
  741. [10:41] ?TT: ...
  742. [10:41] CUC: Yep, sorry, looks pretty unwinnable.
  743. [10:41] CCU: You can literally mate right now, | think.
  744. [10:41] ?GG: there are only so many ways pinary can screw this up
  745. [10:41] ?TT: aw crap
  746. [10:41] ?GG: and yeah
  747. [10:41] ?GG: pretty much lost
  748. [10:41] CCU: | mean Net can literally mate right now.
  749. [10:41] ?GG: wait...
  750. [10:41] CCU: One move.
  751. [10:41] ?TT: I was in Check. Unless...
  752. [10:41] CCU: Just one capture.
  753. [10:41] ?TT: Can you Mate out of Check?
  754. [10:41] CPP: [HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK! HYUK HYUK HYUK!]
  755. [10:41] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=b3_d5_Nc3_b6_d4_Nc6_Nxd5_Nf6_e4_g6_Bb5_Bd7_f3_Bg7_Ba3_O-O_Bxe7_Nxe7_c4_a5_e5_Nfxd5_Qd2_h5_a3_c6_Ba4_b5_cxb5_cxb5_Qg5_bxa4_b4_axb4_f4_b3_Rb1_Nb4_axb4_Rb8_f5_gxf5_g4_hxg4_Nh3_Rxb4_Rg1_Rxd4_Rb2_Qa5*_Kf2_g3*_Rxg3_Qxe5_Kf3_Rd3*_Kf2_Qxb2*_Kg1_Rd1M
  756. [10:41] ?GG: yeah no
  757. [10:41] CPP: https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/checkmate
  758. [10:42] CCU: Drat.
  759. [10:42] ?GG: godammit net
  760. [10:42] CPP: [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]
  761. [10:42] ?TT: I was pretty close.
  762. [10:42] ?GG: ugh we need a rewind
  763. [10:42] ?TT: Also, allow me to actually check that
  764. [10:42] CPP: [SUCH A FUCKING PEASANT! ALL OF YOU ARE BUT MERE MORTALS AGAINST MY MIGHT!]
  765. [10:42] ?GG: stfy
  766. [10:42] ?GG: *stfu
  767. [10:42] CPP: [...But thank you for playing, regardless!]
  768. [10:42] CPP: [You came quite close to defeating me.]
  769. [10:42] CCU: You do realize that Net could have literally checkemated you if you weren't checked, right.
  770. [10:42] CPP: [I think that deserves a reward!]
  771. [10:43] CCU: Just moving the Queen to capture the Bishop right in front of it.
  772. [10:43] ?GG: yeah
  773. [10:43] ?TT: Except King takes Queen.
  774. [10:43] ?GG: seriously net
  775. [10:43] ?GG: no?
  776. [10:43] CPP: [Here are your lucky numbers! Use them to become a better chess player one day! 49210847]
  777. [10:43] ?GG: it's guarded by rook
  778. [10:43] ?TT: ....
  779. [10:43] CCU: |f he took the queen he'd be checked by the Rook behind the Queen.
  780. [10:43] ?GG: of course queen could have
  781. [10:43] CPP: [Thank you for playing! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!]
  782. [10:43] CPP: ERROR
  783. [10:43] CPP: GAME DATA CORRUPTED
  784. [10:43] ?GG: queen takes rook
  785. [10:43] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
  786. [10:43] ?GG: *queen takes queen
  787. [10:43] ?GG: then game resumes
  788. [10:43] CCU: Oh.
  789. [10:43] CCU: Drat.
  790. [10:43] ?GG: so it's not actually a check then
  791. [10:44] CCU: Still very close.
  792. [10:44] ?GG: there was a period when that could happen tho
  793. [10:44] ?TT: I was so close. Should have gone for it...
  794. [10:44] ?TT: Ugh.
  795. [10:44] ?GG: wait no
  796. [10:44] ?GG: no there wasn't
  797. [10:44] ?GG: nevermind
  798. [10:44] CPP: ((if I were you I would take note of the lucky numbers.........................))
  799. [10:44] ?GG: game resumes
  800. [10:44] ?GG: i know jeez
  801. [10:44] ?GG: >_>
  802. [10:44] ?TT: We know.
  803. [10:44] CPP: ((okay, I'm just your helpful navi guide that must hammer in every secret at every opportunity))
  804. [10:45] CPP: ((hey))
  805. [10:45] CPP: ((you guys should check out the lucky numbers))
  806. [10:45] CCU: ((listen))
  807. [10:45] CCU: 
  808. [10:45] ?GG: but anyways there actually wasn't a point where net could have won in a sweep
  809. [10:45] CPP: ((and after that go to death mountain peak))
  810. [10:45] CPP: ((shouldnt we be finding the <=red>Stone of Power?))
  811. [10:45] CPP: fuck
  812. [10:45] CCU: |NDΞΞD.
  813. [10:45] CPP: ((shouldnt we be finding the Stone of Power?))
  814. [10:45] CPP: :0
  815. [10:45] CPP: 
  816. [10:45] CCU: Brilliant.
  817. [10:45] ?TT: Well let's do that.
  818. [10:45] CCU: 
  819. [10:45] CPP: ((no that was a joke))
  820. [10:46] CPP: ((anyway that's the only chess game you can play for 24 hours))
  821. [10:46] CPP: ((find something else to do!))
  822. [10:46] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
  823. [10:46] ?TT: Well let's find somewhere to use those lucky numbers.
  824. [10:46] ?GG: >_>
  825. [10:46] ?GG: crys hasn't inputted(?)
  826. [10:46] CUC: here
  827. [10:47] CUC: just still homeworking
  828. [10:47] CUC: well, procrastinatin'
  829. [10:47] ?TT: Is there somewhere those lucky numbers will have an effect, and where is said place?
  830. [10:47] CPP: ((why would I tell you? hyuk hyuk hyuk))
  831. [10:47] ?GG: anyways try /probect 4 richard 49210847
  832. [10:47] ?GG: or something
  833. [10:47] ?TT: ((Because, you kind of have to answer the questions, ye?))
  834. [10:47] ?TT: (Or is that not a thing.)
  835. [10:48] CPP: ((I don't have to give you any hints :) ))
  836. [10:48] ?GG: try lichess or something
  837. [10:48] CPP: ((I just told you to pay attention to the numbers))
  838. [10:48] ?GG: would make things less url-filled
  839. [10:48] ?GG: http://lichess.org/hNrOrl2D ? testing
  840. [10:49] CUC: WHat's this?
  841. [10:49] ?GG: some online chess thing
  842. [10:49] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
  843. [10:49] ?TT: /game
  844. [10:49] CCU: /probect 4 richard 49210947
  845. [10:50] CPP: /probect 4 richard 49210947
  846. [10:50] CPP: ERROR
  847. [10:50] CPP: INVALID CREDENTIALS
  848. [10:50] CCU: Darn.
  849. [10:50] ?GG: danr
  850. [10:50] CCU: |'m gonna bounce now.
  851. [10:50] ?TT: Richard is probably later up.
  852. [10:50] CCU: LΞ VAN|SH!!!
  853. [10:50] ?TT: Eh.
  854. [10:50] ?GG: did someone click the link or
  855. [10:50] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  856. [10:50] CUC: hee hee
  857. [10:50] ?GG: ...
  858. [10:51] CUC: I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT
  859. [10:51] ?TT: ...Meeeerh.
  860. [10:51] ?GG: well now we know it works
  861. [10:51] ?TT: For next time.
  862. [10:51] ?GG: yeah
  863. [10:51] ?TT: Although, I actually prefer the other one, you can preview moves.
  864. [10:52] ?GG: i guess
  865. [10:52] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
  866. [10:52] ?TT: /game
  867. [10:52] CPP: [INPUT: /game]
  868. [10:52] CPP: ERROR
  869. [10:53] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  870. [10:53] ?TT: ((This code just LOVES spitting out errors.))
  871. [10:53] ?TT: /game ?
  872. [10:53] CPP: ((you just love inputting the wrong things))
  873. [10:53] ?GG: anyways I left the chess
  874. [10:53] CPP: ((type /game list))
  875. [10:53] ?GG: good to know it works
  876. [10:53] ?TT: /game list
  877. [10:54] CUC: Who's watching?
  878. [10:54] ?TT: Me?
  879. [10:54] ?TT: Not me anymore.
  880. [10:55] CPP: [INPUT: /game list]
  881. [10:55] CPP: [OUTPUT: Hello hello hello! Hello meatbags1 We have lots of exciting games for you to play, such as: (1) JEFF THE SCIENTIST | (2) DR. FRINKELFRACKEN'S CURE | (3) ~ATH | (4) PROBLEM SLEUTH | (5) GRAVEYARD QUEST
  882. [10:55] CPP: Have fun with them! And play responsibly!]
  883. [10:55] ?GG: /game 4
  884. [10:56] ?TT: //game 2
  885. [10:56] ?TT: */game 2
  886. [10:56] ?GG: /game 1
  887. [10:56] CPP: (( :/ ))
  888. [10:56] CPP: (( put it to a vote ))
  889. [10:56] ?TT: ((UC?))
  890. [10:56] CUC: Oh, you left.
  891. [10:56] ?GG: i vote not game 2
  892. [10:56] CUC: Gib sec.
  893. [10:57] CUC: /game 1
  894. [10:57] ?TT: ((Meanwhile, college email sort. Ugh.))
  895. [10:57] ?GG: woo
  896. [10:57] CPP: ((game 1 it is))
  897.  
  898. ...
  899.  
  900. [10:59] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  901. [10:59] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  902. [10:59] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
  903. [10:59] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  904. [10:59] ?TT: 
  905. [10:59] CPP: [INPUT: TEST]
  906. [10:59] CPP: ((TEST))
  907. [10:59] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  908. [10:59] ?GG: lle
  909. [11:00] CPP: ((sigh))
  910. [11:00] CPP: ((game 1, here we go.))
  911. [11:00] CPP: [INPUT: /game 1]
  912. [11:00] ?TT: ((You need to regex that to include capital letters.))
  913. [11:00] ?TT: ((Or something.))
  914. [11:00] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
  915. [11:00] CPP: [JEFF THE SCIENTIST - NEW GAME >CONTINUE< OPTIONS QUIT]
  916. [11:01] ?TT: >OPTIONS<
  917. [11:01] CPP: [>OPTIONS<]
  918. [11:02] CPP: [OPTIONS MENU = DIALOGUE ENABLED | COMMANDS ENABLED | CUTSCENES ENABLED | SOUND DISABLED | MUSIC DISABLED | ART DISABLED | >BACK<]
  919. [11:03] ?TT: [^][^][v][v][<][>][<][>][B][A][ENTER]
  920. [11:04] ?TT: ((Or Start.))
  921. [11:04] CPP: [^ ^ v v < > < > B A ENTER]
  922. [11:04] CPP: ERROR
  923. [11:05] CPP: THIS AIN'T CONTRA
  924. [11:05] ?GG: >disable commands
  925. [11:05] ?TT: >Enable Commands.
  926. [11:05] CPP: (( :/ ))
  927. [11:05] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  928. [11:05] CUC: welp gtg, sleep
  929. [11:05] ?TT: ((What.))
  930. [11:05] CUC: bai
  931. [11:05] CUC ceased responding to memo.
  932. [11:05] ?GG: >disable commands
  933. [11:05] CPP: ((this won't be fun with you guys arguing))
  934. [11:05] ?TT: Oh fine.
  935. [11:05] CPP: ((I'm gonna pick this up tomorrow))
  936. [11:05] ?TT: But it seems kind of counterintuitive to disable commands in a command game.
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