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A Small Taste of Bartending Action

TearyHarpy
Jan 12th, 2019
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  1. The Dork Knight: time to be a dork in here about cyberpunk stuff
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  3. The Dork Knight: thanks dana you fuckin booted a poor kid
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  5. The Dork Knight: "GHOSTS SHOULDN'T FEEL PAIN"
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  7. The Dork Knight: boots him like a goddamn baby in switch force
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  9. The Dork Knight: oh
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  11. The Dork Knight: that didn't happen
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  13. The Dork Knight: FUCK
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: there must be something wrong with me if i'm slightly disappointed
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  17. The Dork Knight: the sass on this gal
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  19. The Dork Knight: ...anna is a nostalgia spirit confi-
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  21. The Dork Knight: anna you do know there's other yous that would rather crave money than name calling right
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  23. The Dork Knight: also WHATSCHURNAAAAAAAMU
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  25. The Dork Knight: ...
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  27. The Dork Knight: wut
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  29. The Dork Knight: >nanomachine rejection
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  31. The Dork Knight: calling it now: has something to do with blood types.
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  33. The Dork Knight: or those white blood cells taking those nanomachines as invaders
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  35. The Dork Knight: "FUCK OOOOOOOFFF"
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  37. The Dork Knight: *ahem* excuse the biology sheenanigans
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  39. The Dork Knight: "i thought that was something detected while the fetus was still in the womb"
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  41. The Dork Knight: *LGKSJKLGSDJG
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: wh
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  45. The Dork Knight: cat boomer.. wut
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  47. The Dork Knight: >tokyo flu
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  49. The Dork Knight: >super-flu
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  51. The Dork Knight: >ONLY NANOMACHINES CAN CURE IT BUT WHAT IF YOUR BODY HAS NANOMACHINE REJECTION
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  53. The Dork Knight: i guess get fucked then maybe
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  55. The Dork Knight: what heals you sometimes hurts like a bitch
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  57. The Dork Knight: like surgery!
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  59. The Dork Knight: >eye treatment
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  61. The Dork Knight: ...i'm two steps away from crying, ow
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  63. The Dork Knight: then again i watched eye surgery on dogs but EVEN THEN THO LKSGJDLKGJLGJ
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  65. The Dork Knight: maybe it'll end happier this time...
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  67. The Dork Knight: >chocolate comparisons
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  69. The Dork Knight: this aughta be good
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  71. The Dork Knight: "i like chocolate" "everyone does."
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  73. The Dork Knight: except the ones who don't.
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  75. The Dork Knight: "my mom doesn't"
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  77. The Dork Knight: :U
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: "she doesn't like pizza either" "is she even human"
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  81. The Dork Knight: jill please
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  83. The Dork Knight: https://i.gyazo.com/72d69f680714cf94ceae4f530117f0bf.png
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  85. The Dork Knight: ...*sweats*
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  87. The Dork Knight: "you spent an hour talking to yourself"
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  89. The Dork Knight: ...
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  91. The Dork Knight: ghosts feel pain..
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: all the time...
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  95. The Dork Knight: that was, indeed, an interesting diversion
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  97. The Dork Knight: and somehow i feel like i made everything out to be more complicated than it actually was
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