The following is a formal agreement ("the Contract") between Van Gogh Quickly ("the Operative") and X ("the Client").
The Operative commits to providing at least one report per lunar cycle, containing information deemed "need to know" for the Client. The Operative has sole discretion in determining "need to know" information.
The Client has the option to retain the Operative for further contracts at the discretion of the Operative
Once per lunar cycle, on delivery of report if not at another time, the Client agrees to provide the Operative with X, valued at no less than Y.
If the Client fails to provide payment in a full Lunar Cycle, the Operative is entitled to retrieve their payment in corporal assets.
If the Operative finds the terms of the Contract to no longer be viable, they may inform the Client that they are no longer required to provide payment, that no further reports will be forthcoming, and that the Operative waives the right to claim payment in Corporal Assets. The Client has the right to request the Contract be ended at any time, providing their payment is up to date.
Should the spirit of the Contract not be met, or the Client seek to pervert the spirit of the Contract or otherwise disturb this arrangement, the Operative has the right to enact the final clause as above.