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- Monday before:
- Student Survives Car Crash Due to Heavily Padded Resume
- That's right, Rejected tjTODAY is BACK! We're excited to bring you more of the latest rejected news from TJHSST. #GoColonials
- Expect a new headline hot off the presses every school day at lunchtime unless we don't feel like it.
- Day one:
- 523 Students and 4,368 Sets of Parents Excited to Begin TJ Admissions Process
- Students Struggle to Decide on Cool Thing They Did Last Summer before First Day Icebreakers
- Senior Undergoes Plastic Surgery to Make Self Perfect Fit for Harvard
- Day two:
- Senioritis Takes First Victim as Patient Rolled into Geosystems Class Asleep on Hospital Stretcher
- Thursday:
- Morning Announcements Now to Recite Honor Code Every Morning instead of Pledge of Allegiance
- Friday:
- Rising Junior Unknowingly Goes to Sleep Before 1 AM for Last Time in Life
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