I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

So last night, I had the weirdest dream ever.

Why do you say that?

I was chased by a drunk homer simpsons with jeff bezos' face.

Do you get drunk often?

I get drunk all day 'erry day.

Do you enjoy being drunk?

Yesh

Can you elaborate on that?

What part of Y - E - S do you not understand?

Earlier you said you were drunk?

Did I?  I don't recally, maybe I'm druink RIGHT-NOW.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

I beat the doctor, I win.

What makes you believe you beat the doctor you win?

You are smalltime.

You mentioned that you were drunk?