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  1. [22:33] <!DM-sama> You all arrive at the makeshit arena, a large pit dug into the ground and lines with skulls and bones to serve as a cage and protect the crowd.
  2. [22:34] <!DM-sama> Do any of you wish to compete?
  3. [22:34] <@Malakai> I do.
  4. [22:34] <Sazir> Hmm
  5. [22:35] <Sazir> I'm undecisive whether or not I should-wait if I compete can I have Maria with me?
  6. [22:35] <Belor> Any special rules that need to be followed?
  7. [22:35] <!DM-sama> "Ey mon, you be sure about dis? De strongest warriors in da tribe be competin'." The troll in charge of announcing the contestants asks.
  8. [22:35] <!DM-sama> Nope.
  9. [22:35] <!DM-sama> Anything goes.
  10. [22:35] <!DM-sama> Even pets and familiars as long as they're controlled by you magically.
  11. [22:35] <!DM-sama> Which means Maria but no Rose.
  12. [22:35] <Sazir> I'll compete then
  13. [22:35] <Sazir> Yus yus
  14. [22:36] <Belor> Eh....
  15. [22:36] <Belor> .....Sure why not.
  16. [22:36] * Malakai cracks his shoulderblade
  17. [22:36] <@Malakai> "We're sure."
  18. [22:36] <!DM-sama> ANTS?
  19. [22:36] <Vripe> I'll take bets
  20. [22:36] <!DM-sama> YOU WANNA GET BRUTALIZ-.... of course you will.
  21. [22:36] <!DM-sama> Ally?
  22. [22:36] <!DM-sama> You want to nuke bitches?
  23. [22:37] <Lash> Well, we'll see what happens.
  24. [22:37] <!DM-sama> No, we won't. You have to decide now.
  25. [22:37] <!DM-sama> Once it starts it starts.
  26. [22:37] <Lash> (That was a yes, I'm going to die but fuck it yolo420swag etc)
  27. [22:38] <!DM-sama> Okay then.
  28. [22:38] <!DM-sama> Alright.
  29. [22:38] <!DM-sama> Give me like 5 minutes.
  30. [22:45] <!DM-sama> Okay
  31. [22:45] <!DM-sama> On the bright side none of you are facing each other OR the bosses in the first round.
  32. [22:45] <!DM-sama> HOWEVER
  33. [22:45] <Belor> Good so far!....
  34. [22:46] <!DM-sama> You will be fighting at the same time as the bosses in the first round and be unable to watch their matches.
  35. [22:46] <!DM-sama> AND
  36. [22:46] <!DM-sama> The winner of the whole shebang earns the right to fight Ashra... and of course he will fight in his human form for fairness' sake.
  37. [22:47] <!DM-sama> So, the first match.
  38. [22:47] <!DM-sama> MALAKAI vs NAMELESS LEVEL 10 TROLL WARRIOR
  39. [22:49] <!DM-sama> You step into the arena with him.
  40. [22:50] <!DM-sama> The shirtless troll stands across from you in a red blood stained breastplate weilding a large axe.
  41. [22:50] <!DM-sama> "Ey mon, les make dis an honorable batta'."
  42. [22:51] * Malakai stays quiet
  43. [22:51] <!DM-sama> I need to fix my fucking chair.
  44. [22:51] <!DM-sama> After that INITIATIVE!
  45. [22:52] <Imouto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHxaR_M-KE
  46. [22:52] <Imouto> It's low quality but
  47. [22:52] <Imouto> my point
  48. [22:54] <Imouto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRWxJiMM3Jg&feature=player_detailpage#t=634s
  49. [22:54] <Imouto> I FEEKS.
  50. [22:54] <Imouto> IT'S OKAY GUYS
  51. [22:54] <Imouto> I FEEKS.
  52. [23:03] * Belor pats Little Sounds on the head
  53. [23:18] == Vripe [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  54. [23:18] == Vripe [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  55. [23:18] <!DM-sama> Back!
  56. [23:19] <!DM-sama> I rebuilt it faster than the men folk built it.
  57. [23:19] * DM-sama flexes.
  58. [23:19] <Imouto> Eye'm the southernest.
  59. [23:19] * Malakai hugs DM-sama and Imouto
  60. [23:23] == DM-sama changed the topic of #CYOAsteady to: Ridix 6/16 | PASTEBIN HUB: http://pastebin.com/3azKncy7
  61. [23:24] <@Malakai> rollan init
  62. [23:24] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : init --> error: malformed expression
  63. [23:24] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4 initiative
  64. [23:24] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 initiative --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  65. [23:24] <@Malakai> ANTS
  66. [23:24] <@Malakai> AAAAAAANTS
  67. [23:24] <@Malakai> CRIT BROS
  68. [23:24] <@Malakai> 4LYFE
  69. [23:25] * Malakai slaps Vripe around a bit with a large fishbot
  70. [23:25] == Troll_Warrior [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  71. [23:25] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+8
  72. [23:25] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
  73. [23:25] * Belor rubs ANTS'S forehead for luck.
  74. [23:25] <Vripe> can you crit initiative?
  75. [23:25] <Troll_Warrior> Yes.
  76. [23:25] <Vripe> whoaaa
  77. [23:25] <Vripe> what's it do?
  78. [23:25] <Troll_Warrior> Malakai get's a surprise round.
  79. [23:26] <@Malakai> I'm going to try to end this fight before it even begins, just going to attack him 6 times in a row
  80. [23:26] <Troll_Warrior> "Ey mon, I be ready when you ar-"
  81. [23:26] <Troll_Warrior> To hit.
  82. [23:26] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+21
  83. [23:26] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{33}
  84. [23:26] <Troll_Warrior> ALL THE HITS
  85. [23:26] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+16
  86. [23:26] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{29}
  87. [23:27] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+11
  88. [23:27] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{22}
  89. [23:27] <Troll_Warrior> Damage three times.
  90. [23:27] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  91. [23:27] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=1 ]{15}
  92. [23:27] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  93. [23:27] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=7 1d6=1 ]{17}
  94. [23:27] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  95. [23:27] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=4 1d6=5 ]{18}
  96. [23:27] <Troll_Warrior> Almost immediately the trolls wounds begin to close.
  97. [23:27] <Troll_Warrior> Again.
  98. [23:27] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+21
  99. [23:27] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{24}
  100. [23:28] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+16
  101. [23:28] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{31}
  102. [23:28] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+11
  103. [23:28] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{21}
  104. [23:28] <Troll_Warrior> Damage.
  105. [23:28] <Troll_Warrior> All hit.
  106. [23:28] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  107. [23:28] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=2 ]{16}
  108. [23:28] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  109. [23:28] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=4 ]{19}
  110. [23:28] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  111. [23:28] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=2 ]{16}
  112. [23:28] * Troll_Warrior regenerates 20 damage.
  113. [23:29] <Troll_Warrior> "Mon you need ta learn to enjoy tings slowa'."
  114. [23:29] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  115. [23:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{22}
  116. [23:29] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  117. [23:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{38}
  118. [23:29] <Troll_Warrior> Crit confirm.
  119. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  120. [23:30] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{19}
  121. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> OH BOY
  122. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  123. [23:30] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{33}
  124. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> Okay.
  125. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> Roll 1d12+8
  126. [23:30] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d12+8 --> [ 1d12=5 ]{13}
  127. [23:30] <Troll_Warrior> His axe head hits you in the side dealing 26 damage.... and breaks off.
  128. [23:31] <Troll_Warrior> You now have an axe stuck in your ribs and he's unarmed.
  129. [23:31] <Troll_Warrior> Well technically now he's weilding a bo staff....
  130. [23:31] <Troll_Warrior> It was a pole axe.
  131. [23:31] <Troll_Warrior> Your turn.
  132. [23:31] <@Malakai> attacking again
  133. [23:31] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+21
  134. [23:31] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{27}
  135. [23:32] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+16
  136. [23:32] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{19}
  137. [23:32] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+11
  138. [23:32] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{18}
  139. [23:32] <Troll_Warrior> hit miss miss.
  140. [23:32] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  141. [23:32] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=1 ]{15}
  142. [23:32] * Troll_Warrior regenerates 20 damage.
  143. [23:33] <Troll_Warrior> "You gon haf ta do betta dan dat brudda."
  144. [23:33] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  145. [23:33] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{30}
  146. [23:33] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  147. [23:33] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{21}
  148. [23:33] <@Malakai> hit miss
  149. [23:33] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d12+8
  150. [23:33] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d12+8 --> [ 1d12=3 ]{11}
  151. [23:34] <@Malakai> hmm
  152. [23:34] <@Malakai> Ok
  153. [23:34] <@Malakai> I'm going to gamble here
  154. [23:35] <@Malakai> can I use improved power attack on only one of my three attacks?
  155. [23:35] <Troll_Warrior> Yeah.
  156. [23:37] <@Malakai> ok
  157. [23:37] <@Malakai> hmm
  158. [23:37] <@Malakai> on my first attack
  159. [23:38] <@Malakai> I'm going to take 6 of the bonus away
  160. [23:38] <@Malakai> so instead of 21, it'll be a plus 15
  161. [23:38] <@Malakai> ok, here we go
  162. [23:38] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+15
  163. [23:38] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  164. [23:38] <@Malakai> welp
  165. [23:38] <Troll_Warrior> Miss.
  166. [23:38] <Troll_Warrior> "Whoa, settle down brudda."
  167. [23:38] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+16
  168. [23:38] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{21}
  169. [23:38] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+11
  170. [23:38] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{24}
  171. [23:38] <Troll_Warrior> Both hit.
  172. [23:39] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  173. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=6 ]{20}
  174. [23:39] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+9
  175. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+9 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=4 ]{18}
  176. [23:39] * Troll_Warrior regenerates 20 damage.
  177. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  178. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{38}
  179. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d20+18
  180. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{33}
  181. [23:39] <@Malakai> real
  182. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> Crit confirm.
  183. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> Roll 1d20+18
  184. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{21}
  185. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d12+8
  186. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d12+8 --> [ 1d12=11 ]{19}
  187. [23:39] <Troll_Warrior> roll 1d12+8
  188. [23:39] <!DM-sama> Troll_Warrior rolled : 1d12+8 --> [ 1d12=2 ]{10}
  189. [23:40] <Troll_Warrior> 49 total damage.
  190. [23:40] <@Malakai> ok
  191. [23:40] <@Malakai> fuck this noise
  192. [23:40] <@Malakai> frenzy
  193. [23:41] * Malakai 's eyes begin to fill with bloodlust and he roars "▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄!!!!"
  194. [23:41] <@Malakai> attacking
  195. [23:41] <Troll_Warrior> "Unga bunga to you too brudda!"
  196. [23:41] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+24
  197. [23:41] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{44}
  198. [23:41] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+24
  199. [23:41] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{40}
  200. [23:41] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+19
  201. [23:41] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{35}
  202. [23:41] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+14
  203. [23:41] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{18}
  204. [23:41] <Troll_Warrior> Crit hit hit
  205. [23:42] <@Malakai> roll 1d20
  206. [23:42] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  207. [23:42] <Troll_Warrior> .....
  208. [23:42] <@Malakai> NVGFEDUJNFJSHB
  209. [23:42] <Troll_Warrior> Confirm again.
  210. [23:42] <@Malakai> ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS
  211. [23:42] <@Malakai> roll 1d20
  212. [23:42] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  213. [23:42] <Troll_Warrior> Okay.
  214. [23:42] <Troll_Warrior> That's still an instant kill.
  215. [23:42] <Troll_Warrior> So the other two attacks just hack his falling corpse into 4 pieces.
  216. [23:43] <Troll_Warrior> The trolls cheer violently and his corpse is taken away and thrown to their tamed dire tigers so his strength my live on in them.
  217. [23:43] <Troll_Warrior> may*
  218. [23:44] <Troll_Warrior> Next!
  219. [23:45] <Troll_Warrior> Wait.
  220. [23:45] <Troll_Warrior> First save to end Frenzy.
  221. [23:45] <@Malakai> yup
  222. [23:45] <@Malakai> was waiting for that
  223. [23:45] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+5
  224. [23:45] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  225. [23:45] <@Malakai> crit
  226. [23:45] <Troll_Warrior> .........................
  227. [23:45] <@Malakai> bros
  228. [23:45] <@Malakai> 4
  229. [23:45] <@Malakai> lyfe
  230. [23:45] <Troll_Warrior> You go completely berserk and rush at the crowd.
  231. [23:45] <Troll_Warrior> Make another will save.
  232. [23:46] <Lash> (One second my Nightly broke up)
  233. [23:46] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+5
  234. [23:46] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  235. [23:46] <Troll_Warrior> Okay.
  236. [23:46] <Troll_Warrior> Your soul is instantly draw from your body and trapped in a monkey skull.
  237. [23:46] == Lash [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  238. [23:47] == Lash [[email protected]] has joined #cyoasteady
  239. [23:47] <Belor> (Seems they didn't like Malakai...monkeying around)
  240. [23:47] <Troll_Warrior> The Witchdoctor Vazhul walks over to Sazir and places the skull in his hand.
  241. [23:48] * Sazir nods to him with a smile as he grabs the skull. "So very sorry for our companion. He can be so....excited with the sight of blood."
  242. [23:48] <Troll_Warrior> "Here ya go, mon. You can be releasin' his mojo whenever ya please."
  243. [23:49] <Troll_Warrior> His body is pulled from the arena and dropped near Sazir.
  244. [23:49] <Troll_Warrior> NEXT!
  245. [23:49] <Troll_Warrior> LASH vs NAMELESS LEVEL 10 TROLL SHAMAN!
  246. [23:49] <Lash> A shaman, what the fuck is this noise
  247. [23:51] * Lash walks into the arena, bowing her head forward a bit. [Detect Magic] [Expeditious Retreat] [True Strike]
  248. [23:52] <Troll_Warrior> As malakai is being healed by adorable troll girls a young female shaman steps into the arena across from lash.
  249. [23:52] <Troll_Warrior> "Let's put on a good show, sista."
  250. [23:53] <Lash> roll 1d20+8
  251. [23:53] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  252. [23:53] == Troll_Warrior has changed nick to Troll_Shaman
  253. [23:53] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+3
  254. [23:53] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  255. [23:53] * Troll_Shaman throws a violet colored smoke on the ground.
  256. [23:54] <Troll_Shaman> The areana slowly fills with a cloud of sparkling dust.
  257. [23:54] <Troll_Shaman> Your detect magic tells you it's a spell of some kind.
  258. [23:54] <Troll_Shaman> The Shaman stands within it and you can't really tell where she is.
  259. [23:55] * Lash sighs softly. 'Why must we prattle on with parlor tricks?'
  260. [23:55] <Lash> [Gust of Wind > Acid Arrow]
  261. [23:55] <Troll_Shaman> A swirling vortex of wind forces away the cloud immediately making the shaman visible.
  262. [23:55] <Troll_Shaman> "Eh?...."
  263. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> To hit.
  264. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> Touch attack.
  265. [23:56] <Lash> roll 1d20+29
  266. [23:56] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+29 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{43}
  267. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> Remember the Ranged touch attack anyway.
  268. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> Yeah... true strike was overkill.
  269. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> It's a hit either way.
  270. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> 2d8+5 acid damage.
  271. [23:56] <Lash> roll 2d8+5
  272. [23:56] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 2d8+5 --> [ 2d8=10 ]{15}
  273. [23:56] <Troll_Shaman> And she'll take it every round for.... 11 round or until it's dispelled.
  274. [23:57] <Troll_Shaman> That also effectively cripples her regenerations.
  275. [23:57] <Troll_Shaman> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAT BURNS!"
  276. [23:57] * Lash stares deadeye at the troll.
  277. [23:57] <Lash> "Surrender."
  278. [23:58] <Troll_Shaman> Make an intimidate check.
  279. [23:58] <Troll_Shaman> +10 on the modifier.
  280. [23:58] <Lash> roll 1d20+15
  281. [23:58] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  282. [23:58] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+6
  283. [23:58] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
  284. [23:58] <Troll_Shaman> "OKEY MON! YOU WIN!"
  285. [23:58] * Lash snaps her fingers and ignites her joint without looking at it.
  286. [23:58] <Troll_Shaman> The troll girl is carried away to get her burns treated.
  287. [23:59] <Troll_Shaman> NEXT!
  288. [23:59] <Troll_Shaman> NEXT!
  289. [23:59] <Troll_Shaman> Wait... I already said that.
  290. [00:00] <Troll_Shaman> BELOR vs NAMELESS LEVEL 10 TROLL HUNTER
  291. [00:00] <Sazir> "Good luck old chap. Don't bite too much."
  292. [00:01] <Belor> "This should be an interesting time."
  293. [00:04] <Troll_Shaman> "Eeeeeeeeeeeey mon, Don' be underestimatin me jus' cause you be dabblin in da voodoo."
  294. [00:05] * Belor smiles at the troll "Try not to be cut down too easy my troll friend~"
  295. [00:06] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+12
  296. [00:06] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{14}
  297. [00:06] <Troll_Shaman> REALLY?
  298. [00:06] <Troll_Shaman> Okay.
  299. [00:06] <Troll_Shaman> Time for anothe rone shot.
  300. [00:06] <Troll_Shaman> Initiative Belor.
  301. [00:07] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  302. [00:07] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  303. [00:07] <Troll_Shaman> You go first obviously.
  304. [00:07] <Belor> How far away is he?
  305. [00:08] <Troll_Shaman> Like 30 ft.
  306. [00:09] <Troll_Shaman> Just fucking one shot him with your rape sword already!
  307. [00:09] <Troll_Shaman> >:[
  308. [00:10] <Belor> Okay, first set him as target for dodge, run up and stab him in the face with my rape sword/ hideous blow combo
  309. [00:10] <Belor> Also, my sword is now on fire.
  310. [00:10] <Troll_Shaman> TO HIT!
  311. [00:10] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  312. [00:10] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{21}
  313. [00:11] <Troll_Shaman> Hit.
  314. [00:11] <Troll_Shaman> Just barely.
  315. [00:12] <Belor> Roll 2d6+5+1d6
  316. [00:12] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 2d6+5+1d6 --> [ 2d6=3 1d6=5 ]{13}
  317. [00:12] <Belor> (1d6 is fire damage)
  318. [00:13] <Belor> Roll 4d6 Blast attack yo!
  319. [00:13] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 4d6 Blast attack yo! --> [ 4d6=15 ]{15}
  320. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20
  321. [00:14] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  322. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> I'm rolling his save, the modifier isn't worth figuring up, he's a troll he'
  323. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> d have to roll a 1 to fail.
  324. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> But yeah.
  325. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> That stifles his regen.
  326. [00:14] <Troll_Shaman> Because Fire OP
  327. [00:15] <Belor> (Belor is too hot to handle)
  328. [00:15] <Troll_Shaman> Since you're in melee with him he pulls oout his two axes and wails on you like a crazy person.
  329. [00:15] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+16
  330. [00:15] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{35}
  331. [00:15] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+11
  332. [00:15] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{19}
  333. [00:15] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+14
  334. [00:16] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{32}
  335. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+10
  336. [00:16] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
  337. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> How many of those hit?
  338. [00:16] <Belor> Hit miss Hit miss
  339. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d6+6
  340. [00:16] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d6+6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{7}
  341. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d6+6
  342. [00:16] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d6+6 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{10}
  343. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> 17 damage.
  344. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> Also he takes 2d6 backlash damage because of your hax gem.
  345. [00:16] <Troll_Shaman> roll 2d6
  346. [00:16] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  347. [00:17] <Troll_Shaman> 7 fire damage.
  348. [00:17] <Troll_Shaman> "Ow, mon. Dats hot! You been eatin too much a da spicy troll cookin'."
  349. [00:17] <Troll_Shaman> Your turn.
  350. [00:19] <Belor> "Apparently so! It seems to have set my heart on fire!" [Hideous blow]
  351. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> to hit
  352. [00:19] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  353. [00:19] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24}
  354. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> HIT!
  355. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !!!
  356. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !
  357. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !
  358. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !!!
  359. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !
  360. [00:19] <Troll_Shaman> !!
  361. [00:20] <Belor> Roll 2d6+5+1d6
  362. [00:20] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 2d6+5+1d6 --> [ 2d6=7 1d6=4 ]{16}
  363. [00:20] <Belor> Roll 4d6
  364. [00:20] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=14 ]{14}
  365. [00:20] <Troll_Shaman> OKAY!
  366. [00:21] <Troll_Shaman> The troll runs away.
  367. [00:21] <Troll_Shaman> And then THROWS his axes at you.
  368. [00:21] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+18
  369. [00:21] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{36}
  370. [00:21] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+13
  371. [00:21] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{32}
  372. [00:21] <Troll_Shaman> After hitting you they return to his hand magically.
  373. [00:22] <Troll_Shaman> roll 2d6+8
  374. [00:22] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{12}
  375. [00:22] <Troll_Shaman> roll 2d6+8
  376. [00:22] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{16}
  377. [00:22] <Troll_Shaman> 28 damage.
  378. [00:22] <Troll_Shaman> (They're enchanted to deal more damage when thrown)
  379. [00:22] <Troll_Shaman> Your turn AGAIN!
  380. [00:23] <Troll_Shaman> Remember you have other abilities Brute.
  381. [00:25] <Troll_Shaman> Brutus, sweety hurry up. It's 2:30 in the morning.
  382. [00:25] <Belor> "I'll catch you little one~" casts [Sorrow]
  383. [00:25] <Troll_Shaman> I want to finish the first 4 fights.
  384. [00:26] <Belor> Will save
  385. [00:26] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+4
  386. [00:26] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
  387. [00:26] <Belor> Welp that is a fail
  388. [00:26] <Belor> -3 attack rolls, saving throws, ability checks, and skill checks.
  389. [00:26] <Troll_Shaman> Okay.
  390. [00:27] <Troll_Shaman> You going to move in on him or let him just stand at a distance?
  391. [00:27] <Troll_Shaman> You still have a move action.
  392. [00:27] <Belor> Move in
  393. [00:28] <Troll_Shaman> Okay.
  394. [00:28] <Troll_Shaman> He melee's at you again.
  395. [00:28] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+13
  396. [00:28] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{31}
  397. [00:28] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+6
  398. [00:28] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
  399. [00:29] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+9
  400. [00:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
  401. [00:29] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+7
  402. [00:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  403. [00:29] <Belor> hit Miss Miss Miss
  404. [00:29] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d6+6
  405. [00:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d6+6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{8}
  406. [00:29] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d6 for backlash damage.
  407. [00:29] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d6 for backlash damage. --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  408. [00:30] <Troll_Shaman> "OW MON! Fightin in close wit you don' be no fun!"
  409. [00:31] <Belor> [Hideous blow ]
  410. [00:31] <Troll_Shaman> Kay.
  411. [00:31] <Belor> (Also, question: Does my DR do anything for me fighting trolls?)
  412. [00:31] <Troll_Shaman> ...
  413. [00:31] <Troll_Shaman> Yeah.
  414. [00:32] <Troll_Shaman> You've been taking NOTHING from his attacks.
  415. [00:32] <Troll_Shaman> I forgot about that.
  416. [00:32] <Belor> ....Hahaha! Go sword!
  417. [00:32] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  418. [00:32] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{16}
  419. [00:33] <Belor> Drat.
  420. [00:33] <Troll_Shaman> Miss.
  421. [00:33] <Troll_Shaman> "Dat be enough for me mon. I aint gettin nowhere. I surrenda'."
  422. [00:33] <Troll_Shaman> I totally forgot about that.
  423. [00:33] <Troll_Shaman> Fucking hax sword.
  424. [00:34] <Sazir> Yawp
  425. [00:34] <Belor> "Hahaha! You fought well Mr. Troll~"
  426. [00:34] <Belor> (Go Go Hacking Warlock!)
  427. [00:34] <Troll_Shaman> FINAL MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
  428. [00:34] <Troll_Shaman> SAZIR vs NAMELESS TROLL BERZERKER
  429. [00:35] <Troll_Shaman> The massive troll they release into the pit with you is bound in shackles and chains.
  430. [00:35] <Troll_Shaman> He must be 9 ft tall.
  431. [00:35] * Sazir puts the skull on top of Malakai's chest then pats his head. "Do be a good heretic and watch that will you? Maria my dear, I believe it is time for us to put a show." [Divine Metagamic:Persitent Spell: Spectral Hands]
  432. [00:35] <Sazir> (metamagic even)
  433. [00:36] <Troll_Shaman> I imagine a Jojo pose with the ghost hands and Maria acting as the stand.
  434. [00:36] <Sazir> I think everyone does
  435. [00:37] <@Malakai> ...glorious
  436. [00:37] <@Malakai> Also, do I wake up yet ;_;
  437. [00:37] <Sazir> "My my, well then Maria my dear, lets not break him too much shall we? I'm sure our hosts will have some use for his body."
  438. [00:38] <Sazir> Nope, haven't woken you up
  439. [00:38] <@Malakai> ;_________;
  440. [00:38] <Troll_Shaman> You could make another futile will save to break free of the skull.
  441. [00:39] <@Malakai> gonna try
  442. [00:39] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+5
  443. [00:39] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  444. [00:39] <Troll_Shaman> NOPE!
  445. [00:39] <Troll_Shaman> The skull rattles though.
  446. [00:40] <Troll_Shaman> Okay.
  447. [00:40] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+12
  448. [00:40] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{29}
  449. [00:40] <Troll_Shaman> Initiative.
  450. [00:40] * Sazir looks at the skull rattling. "Oh yes yes I'll let you out in a minute heretic. Just be a good little boy else I might have ideas for your body while you're asleep."
  451. [00:41] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3 Sazir
  452. [00:41] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 Sazir --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  453. [00:41] <Troll_Shaman> Maria too.
  454. [00:41] <Sazir> roll 1d20+16 Maria
  455. [00:41] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+16 Maria --> [ 1d20=11 ]{27}
  456. [00:41] <Troll_Shaman> Okay.
  457. [00:42] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+22 The berserker roars and slams his massive hand into Maria's side swtting her small body into the air. (unless he misses)
  458. [00:42] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+22 The berserker roars and slams his massive hand into Maria's side swtting her small body into the air. (unless he misses) --> [ 1d20=5 ]{27}
  459. [00:42] <Sazir> OH barely hit
  460. [00:42] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d10+12
  461. [00:42] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d10+12 --> [ 1d10=2 ]{14}
  462. [00:43] <Troll_Shaman> 14, and thats blunt so it goes through her DR
  463. [00:43] <Troll_Shaman> Your turn.
  464. [00:43] <Sazir> So Maria's turn then?
  465. [00:44] <Troll_Shaman> Yep
  466. [00:44] <Sazir> roll 1d20+19 The undead girl twirls in the air and takes out her flaming sword then goes down trying to aim for the Berserker
  467. [00:44] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+19 The undead girl twirls in the air and takes out her flaming sword then goes down trying to aim for the Berserker --> [ 1d20=5 ]{24}
  468. [00:44] <Troll_Shaman> hit
  469. [00:45] <Sazir> roll 1d8+1d6+10
  470. [00:45] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d8+1d6+10 --> [ 1d8=7 1d6=4 ]{21}
  471. [00:45] <Troll_Shaman> Kay.
  472. [00:45] <Troll_Shaman> Now Sazir.
  473. [00:46] <Troll_Shaman> One shot him please.
  474. [00:46] <Troll_Shaman> I'm Titi....
  475. [00:46] <Troll_Shaman> LOK!
  476. [00:46] <Troll_Shaman> I'M ALLY!
  477. [00:46] <Troll_Shaman> I CAN BE MOE TOO!
  478. [00:47] * Sazir points to the Berserker and his ghost hands go to touch the giant troll. "It seems you're attempt to destroy the beauty of death. Then for someone like you, only the quickest and ugliest of death is suitable for you." [Slay Living]
  479. [00:47] * Troll_Shaman yawms really loud and scratches her butt,'
  480. [00:47] <Troll_Shaman> roll 1d20+2
  481. [00:47] <!DM-sama> Troll_Shaman rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  482. [00:47] <Sazir> Fail
  483. [00:47] <Troll_Shaman> He falls over dead.
  484. [00:47] <Sazir> Yawp
  485. [00:47] <Troll_Shaman> They chop him up and feed him to the tigers.
  486. [00:47] * Troll_Shaman hugs Sazir.
  487. [00:47] <Troll_Shaman> Let me tally up the xp.
  488. [00:47] <Belor> Another win for slaying the living.
  489. [00:48] <Sazir> Hell yeah man
  490. [00:48] <Sazir> That's the beauty and curse of being a necromancer, it's all about the save or die!
  491. [00:48] <@Malakai> Sazir, you have the flashiest goddamn fights
  492. [00:48] <@Malakai> I swear
  493. [00:49] <Troll_Shaman> 8800 each
  494. [00:49] <Sazir> Oooh, almost close to leveling again then
  495. [00:49] <Sazir> Also Cali
  496. [00:49] <Sazir> That's because Sazir has class.
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