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- 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:17,041
- <i>Usually it doesn't snow
- on Christmas Eve in Laurel, Illinois,</i>
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- 00:00:17,666 --> 00:00:20,375
- <i>but this year, we're lucky.</i>
- 3
- 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:24,208
- <i>♪ Funny that it happened tonight ♪</i>
- 4
- 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:25,375
- <i>Don't get me wrong.</i>
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- 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,166
- <i>Sometimes snow can really
- kick you in the ass.</i>
- 6
- 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:31,083
- <i>But it's beautiful and it's magical.</i>
- 7
- 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:37,625
- <i>And trust me, a little bit of snow
- can make a big difference.</i>
- 8
- 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,708
- <i>Even if you don't know it yet.</i>
- 9
- 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,791
- <i>♪ Girl, something here is different ♪</i>
- 10
- 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,875
- <i>♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪</i>
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- 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:49,958
- Alright, we're off.
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- 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,166
- Make sure the doors are locked.
- You take care of yourself, OK?
- 13
- 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,500
- - Love you.
- - Love you.
- 14
- 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,166
- <i>See, here's the thing.</i>
- 15
- 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,916
- <i>Snow can change
- the way we look at the world.</i>
- 16
- 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:06,583
- <i>Or hide the things
- that are right in front of us.</i>
- 17
- 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,375
- <i>♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪</i>
- 18
- 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,791
- <i>♪ I don't need a tree full of girls ♪</i>
- 19
- 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,666
- <i>♪ I didn't and neither make a list ♪</i>
- 20
- 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:28,000
- <i>It can even push you down the path
- you least expect.</i>
- 21
- 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:32,125
- <i>♪ I hope all the rest are like this ♪</i>
- 22
- 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,416
- <i>♪ Oh, girl ♪</i>
- 23
- 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:41,375
- Selling out Chicago's Allstate Arena
- last night at just 20 years old,
- 24
- 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,265
- huge thanks to Stuart Bale for coming in.
- 25
- 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,916
- Uh! Before we lose you,
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- 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,875
- any big plans for the holidays?
- 27
- 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,291
- Still figuring it out.
- 28
- 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:05,041
- <i>But above all,
- snow has the power to get you stuck.</i>
- 29
- 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375
- <i>And sometimes, just for a moment,</i>
- 30
- 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,875
- <i>and especially on Christmas Eve,</i>
- 31
- 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:15,333
- <i>that's exactly where you need to be.</i>
- 32
- 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,166
- <i>♪ Girl ♪</i>
- 33
- 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,958
- <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
- 34
- 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,333
- <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
- 35
- 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,791
- <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
- 36
- 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,000
- - Next!
- - Hi. Uh...
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- 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:37,625
- I'm looking
- for a New England farmhand elf.
- 38
- 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:42,916
- I ordered it online, but made the mistake
- of ordering a Volume One.
- 39
- 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:47,625
- What you need is a time machine to go back
- to August when I had some.
- 40
- 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:52,708
- Um... OK, is there...
- Is there anywhere else that might have it?
- 41
- 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:56,083
- My mom's entire Christmas
- kind of depends on it.
- 42
- 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,291
- On Christmas Eve?
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- If you find one, you tell me,
- 'cause I'll make a fortune.
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- 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:01,958
- Next!
- 45
- 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,291
- Ta-da!
- 46
- 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:09,375
- Remind me again, your DJ name is...
- 47
- 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,750
- K-Pow?
- 48
- 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:11,666
- Is it Kapow?
- 49
- 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:15,458
- No... No. It's DJ K-Star-Pow-Money.
- 50
- 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,708
- It's so obvious.
- 51
- 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:18,666
- It looks a text a baby would send.
- 52
- 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:22,791
- Yeah, well show me the baby that got
- DJ Tempest to come to his party.
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- 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:23,875
- His name is Rob.
- 54
- 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,750
- Just like a regular name.
- 55
- 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,958
- And just 'cause he DJs
- the Circus Circus pool party
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- 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,125
- doesn't mean he gets to rename
- himself Tempest.
- 57
- 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,368
- Look, he's coming to the party
- and if he likes the set,
- 58
- 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:35,267
- he's gonna hook me up with DJ gigs
- and that's one step closer to my dream.
- 59
- 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:36,125
- Bam!
- 60
- 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,489
- So, I locked everything breakable
- in your father's office.
- 61
- 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,583
- Oh, what about that lamp?
- Someone could break that.
- 62
- 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,906
- - Someone <i>should </i>break that.
- - Someone <i>should </i>break that.
- 63
- 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,376
- I'll be at yours in an hour.
- I'm picking up chips.
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- 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,416
- What's your dip pairing?
- 65
- 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,416
- It's Movie Marathon Day, so...
- 66
- 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,958
- - Queso Deluxe!
- - Queso Deluxe!
- 67
- 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,500
- Imma get my face in that cheese!
- 68
- 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,934
- Imma eat so much cheese,
- I'll give myself a heart condition.
- 69
- 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:01,041
- Oh, my god. We must stop.
- Alright.
- 70
- 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,916
- Bye, K-Star-Dollar Sign-Pop-Money-Crunch!
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- 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,708
- Bye! I hate you!
- 72
- 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,375
- Woof, man.
- 73
- 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,791
- - My balls just retracted into my body.
- - What?
- 74
- 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:14,250
- Tell her that you like her.
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- 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,166
- That's...
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- 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:18,791
- You know, I'm going to.
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- Today.
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- 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:22,958
- I'm gonna do it today.
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- 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,125
- Movie Day.
- 80
- 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,458
- Is that official?
- Can I get that in writing?
- 81
- 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:31,208
- I've known her since I was five years old,
- man. It's not that easy.
- 82
- 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,375
- No, it actually <i>is</i> that easy.
- 83
- 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,125
- You just have to tell her
- you want the same relationship,
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- plus boning.
- 85
- 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,458
- Yeah? That's pretty good, man.
- 86
- 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,381
- Hey, let me get a pen
- and write that down, huh?
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- All I'm saying is you need to live
- in the truth.
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- There's nothing better than to live in...
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- 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,083
- Tobin!
- 90
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- What are you doing?
- 91
- 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,166
- I'm not gonna drink
- until I graduate from college with honors.
- 92
- 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,708
- What are you doing here? You left.
- 93
- 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:59,125
- Flight got canceled. Too much snow.
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- 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,250
- Here. You should go, Tobin.
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- 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:14,250
- Whoa! Sorry.
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- So sorry.
- 97
- 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,833
- You're being so weird.
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- 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,596
- I don't get it.
- Why haven't you texted her?
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- 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:26,000
- Dude, I've written and rewritten, like,
- 800 texts to her in the last two weeks.
- 100
- 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,958
- Let me see that picture of her again.
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- - OK, she's very, very cute.
- - Isn't she?
- 102
- 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,625
- OK, we should get going.
- 103
- 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,708
- I'm <i>dying</i> to show you
- this present I'm getting you.
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- 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:41,125
- I <i>just</i> have to make sure you like it
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- 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,065
- 'cause it's a pretty pig commitment.
- 106
- 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,791
- Wait, a pig commitment? Is that a clue?
- 107
- 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,916
- It's the summation of everything we've
- been obsessed with since we were 12.
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- 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,916
- Oh, my god! I can't wait!
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- 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,278
- What's wrong?
- 110
- 00:05:56,416 --> 00:06:00,541
- Oh, nothing.
- Jeb just liked one of Madison's photos.
- 111
- 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,291
- Yeah, he didn't only like it,
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- 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,458
- he also commented
- a squid and piano emoji.
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- 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,541
- Wonder what that means.
- 114
- 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:08,625
- Yeah, I don't know.
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- 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:10,916
- Let's go,
- 'cause I have to be at work after.
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- 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,541
- Seriously, though?
- A squid and piano?
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- 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,791
- Like, what is that?
- 118
- 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,541
- Could be a joke, from Debate.
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- 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,291
- Yeah. They're probably debating
- whether or not to bang right now.
- 120
- 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,666
- And look at his smile.
- 121
- 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,458
- OK, so he's smiling. So what?
- 122
- 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,875
- In a picture with another girl.
- 123
- 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,416
- He's gonna break up with me.
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- 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,875
- Ads, he would have to be the dumbest
- human being on Earth to do that.
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- 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,041
- Like, dumber than the people
- who blow on ice cream before they eat it.
- 126
- 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,458
- He's not gonna break up with you.
- 127
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- I swear.
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- 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,833
- Mm?
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- 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:49,708
- Check it out.
- Tin Foil Woman, in the flesh.
- 130
- 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,000
- In the foil.
- 131
- 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:54,583
- Tyler P. saw a NASA pin
- on the back of her truck. Proves it.
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- 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,191
- She was the first woman
- on the space shuttle, but got booted.
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- 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,250
- No way.
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- 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,178
- She's on the run
- for murdering a loan shark.
- 135
- 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,333
- Or she thinks she's a burrito
- and that the Earth is a giant microwave.
- 136
- 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,208
- I think she's something cool.
- 137
- 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,291
- D, she's wearing sandwich wrap.
- 138
- 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,708
- So? Maybe she doesn't care
- what people think of her.
- 139
- 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,958
- Well, she should.
- 140
- 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:21,208
- Or maybe she cares what the important
- people in her life think,
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- 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,041
- not people she has to chase.
- 142
- 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,958
- I'm not chasing anyone.
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- 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,333
- I'm in a relationship, so I care.
- 144
- 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,208
- I know that could be
- hard for you to understand.
- 145
- 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,125
- Jeb's house is right around the corner.
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- 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,541
- So, I'm just gonna go.
- 147
- 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,500
- That was what I wanted to show you,
- by the way.
- 148
- 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,916
- Um... Excuse me.
- 149
- 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,166
- Look, um... now right now, OK?
- 150
- 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,041
- I'm really trying to stay low-key, so...
- 151
- 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:37,708
- You dropped this.
- 152
- 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:42,666
- Uh...
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- 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,083
- I'm so sorry.
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- 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:51,333
- Even if I was into your music,
- I'm not the type to throw myself
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- 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,176
- at someone
- just because they're famous, so...
- 156
- 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,125
- You don't seem...
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- 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,250
- Oh!
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- 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,291
- That was the train.
- 159
- 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,958
- Oh, my god. Was that Stuart Bale?
- 160
- 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,333
- I really don't care.
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- 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,958
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Neither do I.
- 162
- 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,583
- I just have a friend who'd like to do
- bad things to him.
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- 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,291
- <i>♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪</i>
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- 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,666
- <i>♪ You held it in your hands ♪</i>
- 165
- 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,416
- <i>♪ I had flashes ♪</i>
- 166
- 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,833
- <i>♪ But you saw the plan ♪</i>
- 167
- 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,083
- <i>♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪</i>
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- 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,041
- - Tobin?
- - Oh! Yeah. Yeah?
- 169
- 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,541
- Hey, what's up?
- 170
- 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,250
- Oh, I'm up, thanks. I'm good.
- Yeah, I'm good.
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- 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,833
- OK.
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- 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,916
- See you downstairs when you find a bra.
- 173
- 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,125
- <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
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- 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,583
- - So... about today.
- - Uh-huh.
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- 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,666
- Do we want to watch movies
- the entire time, or...
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- 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,958
- I was thinking the same thing.
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- 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,375
- Totally up for a change.
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- 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,250
- - And speaking of which...
- - Your chest is bleeding.
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- 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:23,666
- Oh.
- 180
- 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,708
- Yeah, I was doing push-ups...
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- 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,833
- over... mm... glass.
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- 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,166
- <i>- You</i> were doing push-ups?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 183
- 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,416
- Over broken glass?
- 184
- 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000
- Yup. It motivates me.
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- 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,775
- You don't know everything about me.
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- 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:36,958
- I kinda do.
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- 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:42,291
- So...
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- 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,166
- Do you remember JP Lapierre?
- 189
- 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,541
- JP Lapierre...
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- 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,642
- Soccer captain
- in the grade above us?
- 191
- 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:53,958
- Yeah. Anyway, he's home and he invited us
- to his college friend's party today.
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- 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,375
- - Us?
- - Well, I mean...
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- 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,333
- he invited me, but...
- 194
- 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,041
- Would you wanna go?
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- 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,208
- With you and JP Lapierre?
- 196
- 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,291
- I don't know,
- I think it could be fun,
- 197
- 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,017
- but, like, if you're down. If you're not,
- I don't... I...
- 198
- 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,642
- If you don't wanna go, that's fine,
- but I...
- 199
- 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,000
- No, no. You know, if... I mean,
- if you want to go, then...
- 200
- 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,208
- Really appreciate a buddy.
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- 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,041
- Totally. I am that.
- 202
- 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,750
- Seriously, I am getting
- a Band-Aid for your boob.
- 203
- 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,583
- So, is Carla OK to drive us?
- 204
- 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,386
- Oh, she's talked
- about nothing else.
- 205
- 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,365
- Did she get a lot of work done?
- 206
- 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:33,750
- On the D.L., she got new brake pads,
- her hood ornament's been straightened,
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- 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,916
- and her side panels buffed.
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- 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
- Tastefully done.
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- 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,416
- - Mm.
- - You can hardly tell.
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- 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,916
- Very festive.
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- 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,476
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
- we apologize for the delay.</i>
- 212
- 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,625
- <i>We are doing everything we can
- to get you moving as soon as possible.</i>
- 213
- 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,958
- Snow on the tracks.
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- 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,875
- Conductor says
- we'll be here at least an hour.
- 215
- 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,666
- He also called me "sir",
- 216
- 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,750
- which answers
- my concerns about this shirt.
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- 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,833
- This is ridiculous.
- I live just over that hill.
- 218
- 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,375
- Just so you know, I'm not stalking you,
- I'm going home.
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- 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,583
- I'm just going to that restaurant, so...
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- 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:10,750
- I'll call <i>TMZ.</i>
- 221
- 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,583
- Hey.
- 222
- 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,125
- What are you even doing
- on a train?
- 223
- 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,916
- Well, I wanted to take a break
- from the tour bus.
- 224
- 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,375
- Feels good to be
- in the real world for a few hours.
- 225
- 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,041
- You know,
- 226
- 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,125
- If the train made you feel real,
- 227
- 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,916
- Waffle Town is gonna blow your mind.
- 228
- 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,083
- I thought you had the day off.
- 229
- 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,041
- Oh, you didn't hear?
- 230
- 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,833
- The universe is against me.
- 231
- 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,208
- It's not possible, dude.
- 232
- 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,166
- The universe is not some wicked lady.
- The universe is one infinite hug.
- 233
- 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,416
- First my party gets shut down
- by my parents,
- 234
- 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,875
- and then he calls me because Janet...
- 235
- 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,918
- She's going
- through a really rough time right now.
- 236
- 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,458
- Dirty-ass Janet...
- 237
- 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,916
- has her car stuck in the driveway?
- Snowed in? That's so...
- 238
- 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,833
- Selfish.
- 239
- 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:16,916
- Thank you.
- 240
- 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,166
- I really need to have this party.
- 241
- 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,916
- Wait. Addie's mom's away!
- 242
- 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,833
- - Addie's mom's always away.
- - Yeah!
- 243
- 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,083
- We can have it at her place!
- Call her! Call her!
- 244
- 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,166
- OK, first, chill.
- 245
- 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,125
- Second, no. Addie is preoccupied.
- 246
- 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,666
- What do you mean? Where is he?
- 247
- 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,125
- He got picked up.
- 248
- 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,333
- Uh... Picked up by who?
- 249
- 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,750
- I don't know. He told my mom
- he was going to the Waffle Town.
- 250
- 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,833
- Was he picked up by a girl?
- 251
- 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,041
- A bunch of people,
- but yeah, a girl was driving.
- 252
- 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,333
- I knew it.
- 253
- 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,458
- Say it to yourself. Out loud.
- 254
- 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041
- Affle Town.
- 255
- 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,000
- Awful Town.
- 256
- 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,083
- If you're a fan of coffee,
- do not order one here.
- 257
- 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:03,250
- Then maybe we should grab a waffle.
- 258
- 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,875
- What?
- 259
- 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,583
- Why?
- 260
- 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,625
- Um...
- 261
- 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:12,833
- I mean it would be terrible if I got
- photographed in an Awful Town alone.
- 262
- 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,583
- Listen, no offense.
- 263
- 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,708
- I just don't like this place.
- 264
- 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,083
- Alright, look. I called my car already.
- 265
- 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,416
- You have a hard out.
- 266
- 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,083
- One waffle.
- 267
- 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,416
- Holy shit!
- 268
- 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,333
- Um... Stuart, this is Billy.
- 269
- 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,833
- Hi.
- 270
- 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,416
- 'Sup?
- 271
- 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,375
- I was hoping for some breakfast.
- 272
- 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,291
- Oh!
- 273
- 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,416
- You uh...
- Really gonna eat all that?
- 274
- 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,708
- Oh, yeah, I don't waste any food.
- 275
- 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,666
- Like... ever?
- 276
- 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,750
- Ever.
- 277
- 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,226
- Mm... What if you're eating something
- and it falls on the floor?
- 278
- 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,958
- Then I feed it to my dog.
- 279
- 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,291
- What if your dog isn't around?
- 280
- 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,250
- Then I locate a dog.
- 281
- 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,773
- What if you're on a dog-free island?
- 282
- 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,953
- You're doing a concert
- on a dog-free island somewhere.
- 283
- 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,125
- I'm sure the island has other animals
- that eat food that falls on the floor.
- 284
- 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,208
- Damn it.
- 285
- 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,500
- You're probably right.
- 286
- 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041
- So, why don't you ever waste food?
- 287
- 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,208
- Hunger is...
- 288
- 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,250
- It's a <i>thing</i> for me, you know?
- 289
- 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,250
- Um... A cause.
- 290
- 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,541
- Why?
- 291
- 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,666
- You know, I'm a pretty important person,
- 292
- 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,125
- so I like to do
- a lot of uh... important charity work.
- 293
- 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,750
- Come on.
- 294
- 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250
- I don't know.
- 295
- 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,791
- I guess we didn't really grow up
- with a whole lot.
- 296
- 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,375
- - I don't know if I want many carbs today.
- - I definitely want carbs.
- 297
- 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,708
- Oh, my god!
- 298
- 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,710
- - Let's sit down and just order.
- - French toast...
- 299
- 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,916
- Maybe the universe isn't against me.
- 300
- 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,750
- Maybe it's telling me
- to have my party here.
- 301
- 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,708
- The universe...
- always has the answer, Keon.
- 302
- 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,791
- You just have to subscribe
- to her newsletter.
- 303
- 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,916
- Well, does that mean
- I can have my party here?
- 304
- 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,833
- Aren't you glad I called you in today?
- 305
- 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,416
- Dude, yeah!
- 306
- 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,083
- Yes, thank you!
- 307
- 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,086
- OK, look,
- you're gonna have to clean up tomorrow.
- 308
- 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,291
- You're gonna have to play some good music,
- and you're gonna have to give me
- 309
- 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,255
- a ride home
- because I bicycled here this morning
- 310
- 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,875
- and it was real slip-slidey out there.
- 311
- 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,038
- - Done!
- - OK.
- 312
- 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,875
- Thank you!
- 313
- 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,125
- Keon!
- 314
- 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:39,875
- That girl and I...
- 315
- 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,750
- kinda had, like, a thing.
- 316
- 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,791
- You... you hooked up?
- 317
- 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,601
- Yeah, but I don't know,
- it was more than that, like...
- 318
- 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:51,000
- Have you ever been with someone
- and you stay up until, like, 4:00 a.m.,
- 319
- 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,541
- just talking about everything,
- 320
- 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,838
- like how you're both super scared
- of getting old
- 321
- 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,392
- and what it felt like the first time
- you saw the Goblet of Fire
- 322
- 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,576
- and you're just like, "I can't believe
- I get to exist at the same time as you!"?
- 323
- 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,458
- No. But...
- Like, I'm really happy for you!
- 324
- 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,458
- I really, really liked her.
- 325
- 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,208
- The way she would, like, talk super fast
- when she got excited.
- 326
- 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,291
- It was really cute.
- 327
- 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:15,916
- I'm gonna do it.
- 328
- 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,250
- I'm going over there.
- 329
- 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,458
- Play it cool, though.
- You know how to play it cool.
- 330
- 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,625
- I can play it cool.
- 331
- 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,958
- Wait, how do you play it cool?
- 332
- 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,458
- - You just go over there,
- - Uh-huh.
- 333
- 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,305
- and then you ask her if her
- and her friends will stay for the party.
- 334
- 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:29,916
- OK.
- 335
- 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,208
- You got this.
- 336
- 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,250
- Hey!
- 337
- 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,000
- How are you? What are you doing here?
- 338
- 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:45,958
- Um... Hi.
- 339
- 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,125
- It's so crazy.
- I was actually just thinking
- 340
- 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,088
- about you this morning
- when I was in the shower.
- 341
- 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,458
- Oh, no, not like that. Not like a weird...
- 342
- 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,875
- No, 'cause I have one of those soaps
- 343
- 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,481
- that has a little toy in the center.
- 344
- 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,916
- It's not, I mean...
- 345
- 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,625
- I'm not like a toddler or anything.
- 346
- 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,583
- It's just one of those, like,
- "let's bring back the '90s" type things.
- 347
- 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:10,625
- Anyway, I got the toy out, finally,
- this morning, and it was a horse!
- 348
- 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,333
- And I remember you said
- 349
- 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,208
- horses are just basically big dogs.
- 350
- 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,875
- So I... I thought of you.
- 351
- 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,875
- OK, whatever.
- Can we, like, order now?
- 352
- 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,226
- - I definitely want the waffle sandwich.
- - French toast.
- 353
- 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,958
- - Can I get the waffle bites?
- - And, like, the waffle...
- 354
- 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,041
- - I'm sorry.
- - We'll get a couple orders of bacon,
- 355
- 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,416
- like, maybe four for the table?
- 356
- 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,625
- Angie, you made it!
- 357
- 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,958
- Hey, JP!
- 358
- 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,833
- This is my friend, Tobin.
- 359
- 00:18:58,958 --> 00:18:59,875
- I know Tobin!
- 360
- 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:00,958
- - You do?
- - You do?
- 361
- 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,601
- Of course!
- You sat behind me in Physics!
- 362
- 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,625
- Yeah. Yeah, I mean... I know that,
- I just didn't think that you'd know that.
- 363
- 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,500
- Come on, man. Bring it in.
- Oh, yeah.
- 364
- 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,416
- So you guys play broomball?
- 365
- 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,541
- Love broomball!
- 366
- 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,666
- Alright, sweet! You're on my team.
- Come on, man.
- 367
- 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,041
- You love broomball?
- 368
- 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,583
- I've never heard
- you once mention broomball.
- 369
- 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,916
- That's because I don't like
- <i>talking </i>about broomball.
- 370
- 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,833
- I love <i>playing </i>broomball.
- 371
- 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,791
- I'm nice on the ice, which is a phrase
- 372
- 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,559
- other people have used to describe me
- and how good I am at broomball.
- 373
- 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,000
- OK, because you usually never like
- to play sports, so...
- 374
- 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,541
- Broomball is not a sport!
- 375
- 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,583
- It's a leisurely holiday pastime.
- 376
- 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,416
- Besides, who are we playing,
- the broomball Olympians?
- 377
- 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,708
- Yo, JP!
- 378
- 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,500
- Holy shit!
- 379
- 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,416
- We came to play!
- 380
- 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,625
- You guys ready or what?
- 381
- 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,041
- The Reston brothers?
- 382
- 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,666
- This is their party?
- I thought they went to jail.
- 383
- 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,750
- I think they just got probation for that.
- 384
- 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
- Hey, man.
- 385
- 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,853
- I saw you roll up in your pussy wagon.
- 386
- 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,750
- That's clever.
- 387
- 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,375
- <i>♪ Christmas time ♪</i>
- 388
- 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,458
- JP!
- 389
- 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,208
- <i>♪ The world's so fine ♪</i>
- 390
- 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,000
- I'm open!
- 391
- 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,083
- Tobe!
- 392
- 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,333
- <i>♪ Brotherhood ♪</i>
- 393
- 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,208
- - Woo!
- - Home boy's gonna <i>feel</i> it!
- 394
- 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,559
- - You alright, man?
- - Yeah, all good.
- 395
- 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,823
- You gotta try to stay vertical, my man!
- 396
- 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,875
- Ooh!
- Let's get you back out there, alright?
- 397
- 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583
- Come on.
- 398
- 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,500
- Back up, back up! You got this, T!
- You got this, T!
- 399
- 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,125
- Come on. Step up, step up!
- 400
- 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,416
- Hey, look out!
- 401
- 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500
- Oh!
- 402
- 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:39,916
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Woo! Woo!
- 403
- 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,833
- You alright?
- 404
- 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,541
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 405
- 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:48,875
- Duke, pass!
- 406
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,666
- - There you go, T. There you go!
- - All right!
- 407
- 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,750
- There you go!
- 408
- 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,273
- - You got this! You got this, man!
- - Shoot! Shoot!
- 409
- 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,583
- <i>♪ Let's get together ♪</i>
- 410
- 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,893
- - Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
- - Why? It takes like two seconds!
- 411
- 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,688
- What... What are you doing right now?
- 412
- 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,250
- Nothing, I'm just...
- 413
- 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,791
- They... They see me,
- 414
- 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,166
- but you know, you don't need to...
- 415
- 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,083
- Ah, shit.
- 416
- 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708
- It's happening. I'm... I'm sorry.
- 417
- 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:40,958
- Go. Men's bathroom window.
- 418
- 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,416
- Go. Go, go, go.
- 419
- 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,291
- - Hey!
- - Was that Stuart Bale?
- 420
- 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,125
- Mm... Yeah.
- 421
- 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,333
- Yeah, Stuart Bale is eating
- at the Waffle Town.
- 422
- 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,125
- And Lady Gaga is just buying tampons
- at the Gas and Go. So...
- 423
- 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:04,500
- No, that was my...
- that was my step cousin Bryant...
- 424
- 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,458
- And his name is Bryant.
- 425
- 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:07,375
- Oh, really?
- 426
- 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,666
- Then why did he just run off
- to the bathroom?
- 427
- 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,625
- Well why would you run to the bathroom?
- 428
- 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:12,750
- Oh. Ew!
- 429
- 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:20,708
- I'm sure there's a way
- to do this and still look cool. Oh!
- 430
- 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,750
- Nailed it.
- 431
- 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,833
- Yeah, thanks uh... thanks for the help.
- 432
- 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,041
- Any time. OK.
- 433
- 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:32,875
- I'm gonna go now.
- 434
- 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,434
- Look, it was... it was really nice
- 435
- 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,791
- and totally bizarre
- and random to meet you, but...
- 436
- 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,666
- I gotta go. I have a lot to do.
- 437
- 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,041
- Like what?
- 438
- 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
- Like meet my mom.
- 439
- 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,041
- Er... Don't worry about it.
- 440
- 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,833
- I mean, I'm not worried, I'm... just...
- 441
- 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,875
- Look, I have a lot to do.
- I have things to do.
- 442
- 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,416
- Like what? Tell me.
- 443
- 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,833
- I have to make a decision that impacts
- the entire rest of my life, OK?
- 444
- 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,541
- I got into Columbia. In New York.
- 445
- 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:07,250
- Also, my mom is sick.
- 446
- 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,013
- And we don't know which way it's gonna go,
- 447
- 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,083
- so I have to stay
- and I have to take care of her
- 448
- 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,206
- because this might be
- the last year I have with her.
- 449
- 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,083
- And I asked for a deferral,
- but they said I'd lose my scholarship.
- 450
- 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,500
- Sorry for the... massive download.
- 451
- 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,041
- I just haven't actually said that
- to anyone.
- 452
- 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:29,833
- Anyways, Merry Christmas. I gotta go.
- 453
- 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,916
- Wait. Where are you headed?
- 454
- 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,750
- I told you, I'm meeting my mom.
- 455
- 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,708
- At our winter holiday pageant.
- 456
- 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,125
- Sounds fun.
- 457
- 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:42,684
- <i>Hey, this is Jeb.</i>
- 458
- 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,583
- <i>You know what to do after the beep.</i>
- 459
- 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,458
- Hey!
- 460
- 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:06,875
- Hey!
- 461
- 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,041
- Yeah, can I help you?
- 462
- 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,166
- Yes, please. Um...
- 463
- 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,541
- I'm, like, stranded in the snow.
- 464
- 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,305
- Can you give me a ride to the Waffle Town?
- 465
- 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,541
- Sure. Yeah, it's snowing.
- 466
- 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458
- There's no buses running. Yeah, get in.
- 467
- 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:24,583
- Thank you!
- 468
- 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:30,958
- Are you crazy?
- 469
- 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:34,000
- - Are you out of your mind?
- - What?
- 470
- 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,958
- You don't go getting into people's cars
- you don't know!
- 471
- 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,500
- Relax! I have my phone.
- 472
- 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,000
- Well what the hell does that have to do
- with anything?
- 473
- 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,541
- Like, if someone were to hurt me,
- I could call 911.
- 474
- 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,291
- Well what if they took your phone?
- 475
- 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,215
- Well if the phone was still in the car,
- it's pinging off the cell towers
- 476
- 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,541
- and tracking where I am.
- 477
- 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,916
- Oh, well what good is that
- if you're murdered?
- 478
- 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
- Well hopefully that knowledge can be
- a deterrent to the murderer.
- 479
- 00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,041
- OK.
- 480
- 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,208
- What were you doing
- out there all by yourself anyway?
- 481
- 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,750
- My best friend left me.
- 482
- 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,125
- Sounds like a great best friend.
- 483
- 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,708
- OK, she didn't leave me.
- 484
- 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:11,083
- I was in a situation
- she didn't understand.
- 485
- 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,625
- My boyfriend's being weird.
- He's not answering any of my texts.
- 486
- 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,041
- He knows where I am, though.
- 487
- 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,166
- Oh, my god, now you're scared?
- 488
- 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,083
- You have terrible instincts.
- 489
- 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,958
- Has anyone ever told you that?
- 490
- 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,250
- It's 'cause you're relying on that thing
- instead of yourself.
- 491
- 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,333
- Mm-hmm.
- 492
- 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,166
- A 156-piece elf village?
- 493
- 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,458
- Some people's moms,
- they knit stockings.
- 494
- 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,875
- Mine collects elves
- 495
- 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:45,678
- and their communities.
- 496
- 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,625
- So, what are your plans for the holidays?
- 497
- 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,791
- I'll just be at the hotel.
- 498
- 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,916
- Christmas in a hotel?
- 499
- 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,541
- I'm used to it. I travel a lot.
- 500
- 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:58,000
- Do you like it?
- 501
- 00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:01,000
- Honestly, I really would love to be
- 502
- 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,541
- in one place,
- 503
- 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,583
- just for a little while.
- 504
- 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,000
- Well, maybe we just... we switch.
- 505
- 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,875
- Singing and dancing can't be <i>that </i>hard.
- 506
- 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,958
- OK. I'll send you my set list.
- 507
- 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,958
- So why your mom like Christmas so much?
- 508
- 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,583
- Uh...
- 509
- 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,500
- I think...
- 510
- 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:26,625
- You know, it's 'cause my... my dad, he left
- in between Thanksgiving and Christmas
- 511
- 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,291
- and now my mom kind of wants
- Christmas to be...
- 512
- 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:34,208
- amazing and spectacular and...
- 513
- 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:35,916
- for me.
- 514
- 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,791
- That's sweet.
- 515
- 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,916
- Kind of, I guess.
- 516
- 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,736
- This place is beautiful.
- 517
- 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,916
- It's like the perfect holiday card.
- 518
- 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,208
- Snow hides a lot.
- 519
- 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,208
- It's like the Spanx of weather.
- 520
- 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,333
- Where did you grow up?
- 521
- 00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,708
- Ah. Guessing most people already know
- that about you.
- 522
- 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,333
- I grew up in Atlanta.
- 523
- 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,500
- I grew up more of a loner.
- 524
- 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,583
- But I had music, so... it was cool.
- 525
- 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,541
- But my dad didn't really like it.
- 526
- 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,708
- He was real strict.
- 527
- 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,208
- I mean even now, he doesn't think
- 528
- 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,833
- music is a real job and...
- 529
- 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,458
- Have you told him it is?
- 530
- 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,666
- The point is...
- 531
- 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,291
- you can do a lot worse than this place,
- trust me.
- 532
- 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:35,500
- Yeah, well I guess I have
- the next several years to find out.
- 533
- 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,541
- The Reston brothers?
- 534
- 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,166
- I thought they were in prison.
- 535
- 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,875
- Well, apparently not.
- 536
- 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:45,750
- Dude, get away from them!
- 537
- 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,291
- I can't, man.
- It's... It's their party
- 538
- 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,455
- and we're here so Duke can hang out
- with JP Lapierre.
- 539
- 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:55,291
- - Hello?
- - That was a moment of silence
- 540
- 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,000
- for your hopes of ever being
- with Duke.
- 541
- 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,333
- Thanks, man. That's... that helps.
- 542
- 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,838
- Especially since he just finished telling
- us about his semester in Kenya,
- 543
- 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,416
- building schools and stuff,
- 544
- 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,375
- Dude, if she's hooking up
- with JP Lapierre...
- 545
- 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,583
- They're not hooking up.
- 546
- 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
- Yet.
- 547
- 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,500
- I can't leave here, man.
- 548
- 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:15,583
- You have to!
- 549
- 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,142
- I'm having my party at the Awful Town.
- I need you to bring beer!
- 550
- 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:22,000
- <i>I have dancers here, OK?
- You get here, we'll have drink!</i>
- 551
- 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,458
- OK, I think I have a plan.
- 552
- 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:25,125
- <i>Thank you! You see? I just...</i>
- 553
- 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,875
- Hey, man, I just want to apologize
- for them. It wasn't cool.
- 554
- 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,558
- - No, that's cool. That's cool.
- - No, no.
- 555
- 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,500
- No, no, no. You can be reasonable and calm
- about it, but I'm not.
- 556
- 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,458
- It's not OK what they did to you.
- 557
- 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,875
- You know she's right, T.
- 558
- 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,416
- You bottle up all that emotion,
- it turns into anxiety.
- 559
- 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,041
- Recently I started doing
- this Qigong meditation.
- 560
- 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,291
- I'm sure you've heard of it.
- 561
- 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,666
- Yeah, you know, I mean...
- 562
- 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,791
- I've heard of... meditation.
- 563
- 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,791
- Anyway, it's this type
- of mind-body exercise,
- 564
- 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,435
- really great for martial arts training.
- 565
- 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,463
- I think
- you'd be really good at it, man.
- 566
- 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,166
- Thanks, man.
- 567
- 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,833
- So what do you say
- we get out of here, huh?
- 568
- 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,916
- - Uh, yeah, I'm down.
- - Same.
- 569
- 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,583
- Cool. And we're taking their keg.
- 570
- 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,500
- <i>♪ Now the king told the boogie men ♪</i>
- 571
- 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,583
- Let's go!
- 572
- 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:14,625
- - Go, go, go, go!
- - Hey!
- 573
- 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:15,708
- Hey!
- 574
- 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:16,625
- Shit!
- 575
- 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,333
- - You're dead, man!
- - That's our keg!
- 576
- 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,291
- - The car, man!
- - Fucking dead!
- 577
- 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:23,666
- - Go, go, go, go, go!
- - Woo!
- 578
- 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,666
- <i>♪ The Sheik he drove his Cadillac ♪</i>
- 579
- 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,186
- <i>♪ He went a' cruisin' down the ville ♪</i>
- 580
- 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,583
- Alright!
- 581
- 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:34,500
- <i>♪ The muezzin was a' standing ♪</i>
- 582
- 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,791
- - Woo!
- - Woo!
- 583
- 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,125
- - Floor it, T-bird!
- - I'm trying!
- 584
- 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,666
- <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it
- Rockin' the Casbah ♪</i>
- 585
- 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,208
- <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it
- Rockin' the Casbah ♪</i>
- 586
- 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,833
- Why are we slowing down?
- 587
- 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,541
- Oh, no, no, no!
- 588
- 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,791
- - Wait.
- - Oh, god!
- 589
- 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,416
- Oh, god!
- 590
- 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:07,583
- Incoming!
- 591
- 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,458
- Come on, Carla! Don't be a little bitch!
- 592
- 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,333
- Yeah, Carla!
- Work that ass like I know you can!
- 593
- 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:18,041
- Guys, I know it's a car,
- but I'm also a feminist, so...
- 594
- 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,083
- - Oh!
- - Ooh!
- 595
- 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,125
- Go on, man!
- 596
- 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,375
- Gosh!
- 597
- 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,253
- - OK. Come on, let's go.
- - Alright, we're moving.
- 598
- 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,791
- - Here we go.
- - Come on.
- 599
- 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,625
- They're right behind us, bud. Come on!
- Come on, Carla!
- 600
- 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,666
- - Right here!
- - Turn right!
- 601
- 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,625
- <i>♪ Rock the Casbah ♪</i>
- 602
- 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:41,000
- <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it ♪</i>
- 603
- 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:45,666
- <i>♪ Rockin' the Casbah
- Rock the Casbah ♪</i>
- 604
- 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,333
- Woo!
- 605
- 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,833
- - Oh, my god!
- - Yeah! Woo!
- 606
- 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,208
- Way to go, T-man!
- 607
- 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,791
- Woo! Yes, Carla!
- 608
- 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,750
- That was insane!
- 609
- 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,125
- Seriously, T-rex,
- you're a hero, man!
- 610
- 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,416
- Wow! Some action hero shit!
- 611
- 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,620
- The way we were sliding and drifting...
- 612
- 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,291
- - Uh... Tobin, brake.
- - Guys?
- 613
- 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:09,851
- - What's happening?
- - Press the brake!
- 614
- 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,017
- I'm trying to press the brake!
- I mean I am pressing it!
- 615
- 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,041
- - Bre... Stop! No!
- - No, no, no!
- 616
- 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,125
- We're in a ditch.
- 617
- 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,333
- Everyone all right?
- 618
- 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,083
- Um... Dude? Dude...
- 619
- 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,708
- I think your nipple's bleeding.
- 620
- 00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,666
- <i>♪ I weigh the water ♪</i>
- 621
- 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,666
- <i>♪ I feel it all ♪</i>
- 622
- 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:50,916
- <i>♪ I ask myself a million questions
- in the dark ♪</i>
- 623
- 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:55,500
- <i>♪ I lay in silence, but silence talks ♪</i>
- 624
- 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,916
- <i>♪ It tells me heaven is
- no closer than it was ♪</i>
- 625
- 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,125
- Hey,
- 626
- 00:32:00,291 --> 00:32:03,458
- I... I just want to say I don't really know
- what that was back there, but...
- 627
- 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,250
- <i>♪ All mixed up inside ♪</i>
- 628
- 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,958
- <i>♪ When I get too on ya ♪</i>
- 629
- 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,333
- <i>♪ And I wanna call ya ♪</i>
- 630
- 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,208
- <i>♪ With late night feelings ♪</i>
- 631
- 00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:17,916
- <i>♪ On and on and on
- Feeling on and on ♪</i>
- 632
- 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,083
- <i>♪ On and on, on and on ♪</i>
- 633
- 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,708
- I have not stopped thinking about you.
- 634
- 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:37,976
- I want to go sledding.
- 635
- 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,041
- What? Now?
- 636
- 00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:41,666
- Yeah.
- 637
- 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,208
- You don't have a sled.
- 638
- 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,166
- Young moms.
- 639
- 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,416
- That's my sweet spot.
- 640
- 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,375
- Hey.
- 641
- 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:53,958
- Hi.
- 642
- 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,583
- Yeah, you guys mind if I borrow your sled?
- 643
- 00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,791
- Hi, I'm Stuart. Nice to meet you.
- 644
- 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,250
- Hello.
- 645
- 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:01,750
- Oh, yeah, let's get a photo.
- 646
- 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:04,541
- Boom!
- 647
- 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,916
- Alright. Very nice to meet you.
- 648
- 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,166
- I'll bring this back, OK?
- 649
- 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,458
- Got us a loaner.
- 650
- 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,791
- Is... uh...
- 651
- 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,291
- that OK?
- 652
- 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,625
- I... Yep.
- 653
- 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,333
- Wait!
- 654
- 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,166
- Look...
- 655
- 00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:34,291
- Anything can happen.
- 656
- 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:36,458
- Good...
- 657
- 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:38,875
- bad...
- 658
- 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,708
- anything.
- 659
- 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,791
- OK.
- 660
- 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,208
- - Let's go.
- - Let's go.
- 661
- 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,833
- Let's go.
- 662
- 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:55,166
- Woo!
- 663
- 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,083
- We're good! We're good!
- 664
- 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,333
- Oh, whoa, whoa!
- 665
- 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,333
- Ooh!
- 666
- 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,333
- Stuart!
- 667
- 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,958
- Whoa!
- 668
- 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,416
- Woo!
- 669
- 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,958
- So I'm guessing it went well.
- 670
- 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:22,416
- And did she say
- they're gonna stay for the party?
- 671
- 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,500
- Well...
- 672
- 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,458
- there wasn't a lot of dialogue.
- 673
- 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,750
- But yeah, I think they're staying.
- 674
- 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:31,666
- OK, great, great! So, body count.
- 675
- 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,083
- Six dancers, if they stay,
- 676
- 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,966
- plus Jeb and company,
- 677
- 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,208
- and then Tobin...
- 678
- 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:39,626
- - Wait, Jeb's here?
- - That's 12...
- 679
- 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,000
- Is that too little? Is that weird?
- 680
- 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,583
- - Do you think that's weird?
- - What?
- 681
- 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,853
- Does this thing go any faster?
- 682
- 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,375
- It's a tow truck in a snowstorm.
- 683
- 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,708
- No, it does not.
- 684
- 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:58,541
- The answer is not in there.
- 685
- 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:02,375
- It's like you're standing on a whale
- fishing for minnows.
- 686
- 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,250
- - What? That's a weird metaphor.
- - You know what?
- 687
- 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,083
- - Hey!
- - Look around at the actual world!
- 688
- 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,583
- You don't know what I need.
- 689
- 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,226
- And if you don't give me my phone back,
- I'm gonna call the police.
- 690
- 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,583
- Oh, yeah, really? With what?
- 691
- 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,708
- - Uh-oh!
- - OK! Alright, how would you feel
- 692
- 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,541
- - if I just took your tinfoil hat?
- - Hey!
- 693
- 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:26,000
- I don't know why you wear that thing,
- but I'm pretty sure you're attached.
- 694
- 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333
- There are theories, you know.
- 695
- 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:33,458
- About you, your hat, your past.
- 696
- 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,875
- NASCAR driver, ex-cop...
- 697
- 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,291
- baked potato.
- 698
- 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:41,291
- Well what does your magic phone say is
- the correct one?
- 699
- 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,895
- What is it with old people and phones?
- 700
- 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,878
- You know all the things I can do
- with that phone?
- 701
- 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,750
- Do you know that I could read a book?
- Write an essay?
- 702
- 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,333
- Learn Spanish, track my steps?
- 703
- 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,583
- Absorb the fact
- that Jeb has literally never liked
- 704
- 00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,000
- any picture I've posted of us,
- 705
- 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:57,163
- and that he's going to break up with me
- on Christmas and start dating Madison,
- 706
- 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,888
- who he's currently with
- at the Waffle Town,
- 707
- 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,916
- which I know thanks to
- Bahar Rizwell's Snapchat!
- 708
- 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,000
- Can you do all of that
- with your magic hat?
- 709
- 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,041
- That's what I thought.
- 710
- 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,958
- - I'm gonna take my phone. Hey!
- - Hey! No!
- 711
- 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,375
- Hey, missy! Hey!
- 712
- 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:18,993
- - Hey!
- - Whoa!
- 713
- 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:24,208
- No!
- 714
- 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,625
- I'm sorry about that.
- 715
- 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,625
- Why does everybody call you "The Duke?"
- 716
- 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,958
- Oh, it's Tobin's fault.
- 717
- 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,041
- Why is that?
- 718
- 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:50,666
- Growing up, I was always one of the boys.
- 719
- 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,333
- Tobin thought I should be
- distinguished for that.
- 720
- 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,333
- He's an original, I'll give him that.
- 721
- 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:57,875
- He must do pretty well with the ladies.
- 722
- 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:58,958
- Tobin?
- 723
- 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:00,958
- No.
- 724
- 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:02,375
- No, not really.
- 725
- 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:05,083
- Well, I think
- when he gets to college,
- 726
- 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,750
- that's gonna change.
- 727
- 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,666
- Sorry about that.
- 728
- 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,375
- Tow truck's on its way.
- 729
- 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,750
- I don't think she suffered.
- 730
- 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:21,666
- She died doing what she loved.
- 731
- 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,291
- Getting really low gas mileage.
- 732
- 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,041
- Shit, guys, it's the twins. Come on!
- 733
- 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,333
- Get down, get down.
- 734
- 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,750
- Get down.
- 735
- 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,666
- Alright. Let's get off the road.
- 736
- 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,333
- Can't believe
- I'm hiding out in a church.
- 737
- 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,291
- Wow! Look at this thing.
- 738
- 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:08,333
- Oh, my god, Tobin, play something!
- 739
- 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,833
- No way, man, you play?
- 740
- 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,291
- Yeah, he's so good.
- 741
- 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,916
- Whoa!
- 742
- 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,625
- Play <i>Whole of the Moon.</i>
- 743
- 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,291
- <i>♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪</i>
- 744
- 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:45,000
- <i>♪ You held it in your hands ♪</i>
- 745
- 00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,666
- <i>♪ I had flashes ♪</i>
- 746
- 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,791
- <i>♪ But you saw the plan ♪</i>
- 747
- 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:57,041
- <i>♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪</i>
- 748
- 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,958
- <i>♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪</i>
- 749
- 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,375
- <i>♪ I saw the crescent ♪</i>
- 750
- 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,708
- <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
- 751
- 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,666
- <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
- 752
- 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,666
- <i>♪ You were there in the turnstiles,
- with the wind at your heels ♪</i>
- 753
- 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:26,000
- <i>♪ You stretched for the stars
- and you know how it feels ♪</i>
- 754
- 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,500
- <i>♪ To reach too high ♪</i>
- 755
- 00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:29,666
- <i>♪ Too far ♪</i>
- 756
- 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,041
- <i>♪ Too soon ♪</i>
- 757
- 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,625
- <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
- 758
- 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:37,416
- <i>♪ I spoke about wings ♪</i>
- 759
- 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,625
- <i>♪ You just flew ♪</i>
- 760
- 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,875
- <i>♪ I wondered, I guessed and I tried ♪</i>
- 761
- 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:53,958
- <i>♪ You just knew
- I sighed ♪</i>
- 762
- 00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:02,166
- <i>♪ But you swooned, I saw the crescent ♪</i>
- 763
- 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,125
- <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
- 764
- 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,625
- <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
- 765
- 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:20,500
- <i>♪ Unicorns and cannonballs,
- palaces and piers ♪</i>
- 766
- 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:24,583
- <i>♪ Trumpets, towers and tenements
- Wide oceans full of tears ♪</i>
- 767
- 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,875
- <i>♪ Flags, rags ferryboats ♪</i>
- 768
- 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,166
- <i>♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪</i>
- 769
- 00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:32,750
- <i>♪ Every precious dream and vision
- underneath the stars ♪</i>
- 770
- 00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:34,875
- <i>♪ Yes, you climbed on the ladder ♪</i>
- 771
- 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,125
- <i>♪ With the wind in your sails ♪</i>
- 772
- 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,208
- <i>♪ You came like a comet ♪</i>
- 773
- 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458
- <i>♪ Blazing your... ♪</i>
- 774
- 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,333
- <i>♪...trail too high ♪</i>
- 775
- 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,125
- Tobin, should we play "Sound and Vision"?
- 776
- 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,083
- No, I'm... I'm all good.
- 777
- 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,125
- - Oh, come on, man. One more.
- - What?
- 778
- 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,583
- No, I think I'm gonna go check on Carla.
- 779
- 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,684
- - The guys are probably gone by now, so...
- - Wait, wait, wait, we can all go.
- 780
- 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:58,708
- I'm gonna go alone.
- 781
- 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,750
- Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
- 782
- 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,708
- - Hey.
- - What?
- 783
- 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,166
- What? What do you mean "What?"
- 784
- 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,625
- You're being weird.
- 785
- 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,750
- - Leaving suddenly and...
- - How is that weird?
- 786
- 00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,375
- - Tobin.
- - Angie.
- 787
- 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:17,708
- Why are you calling me Angie?
- 788
- 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:20,125
- Well isn't that
- what you like to be called? Mm?
- 789
- 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,291
- God, since when did you get so sensitive?
- 790
- 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,583
- OK, are you mad about JP?
- 791
- 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,625
- Why would I be mad about JP?
- 792
- 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:32,041
- Are you jealous?
- 793
- 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,500
- Yeah. Yeah, Angie.
- 794
- 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,625
- I'm jealous of... of JP.
- 795
- 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,791
- I'm jealous of the enlightened,
- broomball-playing, meditating college boy.
- 796
- 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,250
- Fine.
- 797
- 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,125
- Be that way.
- 798
- 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:00,916
- Oh, shit.
- 799
- 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,166
- Shit.
- 800
- 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,750
- You a wise man?
- 801
- 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:09,125
- Are you one of our three wise men?
- 802
- 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,541
- Yes, I'm a wise man.
- 803
- 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:11,958
- Great.
- 804
- 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,375
- No fair!
- 805
- 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,250
- Um... We didn't order that.
- 806
- 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:31,125
- - Oh, I know. It's...
- - Also, what is that?
- 807
- 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,451
- I call it a "Quaffle Waffle."
- 808
- 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,750
- Best enjoyed
- with a tall glass of Butterbeer.
- 809
- 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,250
- It's from <i>Harry Potter!</i>
- 810
- 00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:40,708
- Isn't that, like, for children?
- 811
- 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,875
- I'm pretty sure it's universally beloved.
- 812
- 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,958
- Also, I'm supposed to tell you guys
- 813
- 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,291
- that there's gonna be
- a party here later, so...
- 814
- 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,083
- you should stay.
- 815
- 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,041
- Can I get another iced tea?
- 816
- 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,541
- Are they leaving?
- 817
- 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,723
- Because Tempest just texted me
- and he said he's gonna roll through.
- 818
- 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:13,875
- This is so messed up.
- 819
- 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,348
- Thanks again for walking me here.
- 820
- 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,541
- It's nothing.
- 821
- 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,083
- Hey, I didn't...
- 822
- 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,041
- tell my mom about Colombia,
- so when you meet her,
- 823
- 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,708
- - just don't mention anything.
- - Why didn't you tell your mom?
- 824
- 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,458
- Because I didn't want her to worry,
- 825
- 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,791
- and also, try to convince me to go, so...
- 826
- 00:44:33,416 --> 00:44:34,500
- Hi, Sweetie.
- 827
- 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,833
- Hey.
- 828
- 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,833
- Here are the clothes you asked for.
- 829
- 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
- Thank you.
- 830
- 00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:41,750
- Why did you need Grandpa's?
- 831
- 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:44,416
- Oh.
- 832
- 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:48,208
- - Uh... Mom, this is Stuart.
- - Hi.
- 833
- 00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:49,291
- Hey.
- 834
- 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,083
- Are you at school with Julie?
- 835
- 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:53,708
- No.
- 836
- 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:55,750
- Are you kidding me?
- 837
- 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:57,750
- You met him on a train.
- 838
- 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,416
- - He could be a...
- - He's not.
- 839
- 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:00,983
- I don't mean to interrupt.
- 840
- 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:04,875
- I... I would just like to say, you know,
- I'm pretty responsible.
- 841
- 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,458
- You know, you look like that singer.
- 842
- 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,750
- He smiles like he's holding in a fart,
- you know?
- 843
- 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,541
- Mom!
- 844
- 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,000
- Oh, my god!
- 845
- 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,458
- Oh, god.
- 846
- 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:25,791
- I... I'm sorry.
- 847
- 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,416
- I'll let my publicist know that one.
- 848
- 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,333
- It's not all the time, you know?
- 849
- 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,666
- Only from certain angles.
- 850
- 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:34,583
- OK, Stuart, here's some new clothes.
- 851
- 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:37,875
- - Mom, you should sit.
- - I'm gonna go change.
- 852
- 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:57,958
- Hey, what's up?
- 853
- 00:45:58,833 --> 00:45:59,958
- Hey, babe... Um...
- 854
- 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,041
- I thought we were gonna meet up later.
- 855
- 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,125
- Why?
- 856
- 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,000
- Did you not want me to know you were here?
- 857
- 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,250
- No, I, you know, just thought...
- 858
- 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,458
- What, you just happened not to mention
- that you were coming here?
- 859
- 00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:16,375
- That's why you didn't answer
- any of my texts?
- 860
- 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,458
- Are you rolling your eyes at me?
- 861
- 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:21,791
- No.
- 862
- 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,208
- Psycho.
- 863
- 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,833
- What did you say?
- 864
- 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,833
- I called you a psycho.
- 865
- 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:29,750
- Oh, she did not just call
- that girl a psycho.
- 866
- 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,101
- She legit just called her a psycho.
- 867
- 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,208
- Girl!
- 868
- 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,083
- Got it.
- 869
- 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,000
- 'Cause as captain of the debate team,
- 870
- 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,083
- I know words are super important to you,
- 871
- 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,083
- so technically, if I were psycho,
- 872
- 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,458
- I'd probably do this.
- 873
- 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:45,875
- Oh, my god!
- 874
- 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,375
- - Oh!
- - Did that just happen?
- 875
- 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,541
- Oh, my goodness!
- 876
- 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:51,458
- What is wrong with you?
- 877
- 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,041
- Jeb?
- 878
- 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,125
- No! I'm not going with you.
- 879
- 00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:57,625
- Excuse me?
- 880
- 00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,333
- I am just hanging out with my friends.
- 881
- 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:03,291
- OK? I don't have to see you
- every second of every day.
- 882
- 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,500
- It's so annoying.
- 883
- 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,708
- Seriously?
- 884
- 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,500
- Are you OK?
- 885
- 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,875
- I mean, is he serious? I'm annoying?
- 886
- 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,458
- What the hell?
- And he's staying in there with her?
- 887
- 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:23,625
- Seriously?
- 888
- 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:25,871
- Come on, that was a little over-the-top.
- You can't...
- 889
- 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,041
- Over-the-top?
- 890
- 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,666
- - Whose side are you on?
- - I'm not on a side.
- 891
- 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:33,291
- I just... It's like you're so lost
- in your own drama,
- 892
- 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:37,083
- you don't even realize the things you say
- and do impact other people!
- 893
- 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,791
- Do you know the day I've had?
- 894
- 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,498
- - And now Jeb...
- - Stop it!
- 895
- 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,791
- Stop pretending
- this whole thing is about Jeb!
- 896
- 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,666
- What are you talking about?
- 897
- 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:48,333
- I'm talking about your insane need
- for attention
- 898
- 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,500
- from people who don't seem
- to give a shit about you.
- 899
- 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,125
- If Jeb breaks up with you,
- you'll just find someone else
- 900
- 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:56,083
- to chase after and freak out about
- and I'll still be here,
- 901
- 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,375
- same as always,
- waiting to do this all over again,
- 902
- 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,625
- just hoping you finally figure out
- 903
- 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:05,291
- how to stop caring about people
- that don't care about you!
- 904
- 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:18,791
- Fine. God damn it!
- 905
- 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,916
- <i>At this time of year</i>
- 906
- 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:27,916
- <i>In our town</i>
- 907
- 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,291
- <i>We recognize traditions</i>
- 908
- 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:35,333
- <i>From all around</i>
- 909
- 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,291
- <i>From lions and goddesses</i>
- 910
- 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,291
- <i>To frankincense and myrrh</i>
- 911
- 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,708
- <i>From Solstice to Kwanzaa</i>
- 912
- 00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:49,333
- <i>So much to offer</i>
- 913
- 00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:56,458
- <i>From lighting the Diya to Jesus' birth</i>
- 914
- 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:59,916
- <i>We're gathered to celebrate</i>
- 915
- 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,458
- <i>All life on Earth</i>
- 916
- 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,375
- <i>So please will you join us</i>
- 917
- 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,541
- <i>In singing and cheer</i>
- 918
- 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:14,291
- <i>And acceptance in sharing</i>
- 919
- 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:18,041
- <i>Our cultures this year</i>
- 920
- 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,875
- Then the wise men traveled
- across Westeros.
- 921
- 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,625
- Welcome.
- 922
- 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,041
- This is the best part.
- 923
- 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,583
- The wise men present the baby Jesus
- to the goddess Lakshmi,
- 924
- 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:36,666
- and then everyone lights the menorah.
- 925
- 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:41,875
- This is one of the best, most insane
- things I think I've ever seen.
- 926
- 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,583
- Pops, this is uh... Stuart.
- 927
- 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,458
- He's gonna be joining us for dinner.
- 928
- 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,201
- Why is he wearing my clothes?
- 929
- 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,916
- Uh... we went sledding and he got wet.
- 930
- 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,750
- What kind of a person goes sledding
- 931
- 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,083
- in improper attire?
- 932
- 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,500
- Uh...
- 933
- 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,625
- I do, sir.
- 934
- 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,125
- It was my idea.
- 935
- 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,833
- So you're spending time
- with my granddaughter
- 936
- 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,083
- and you have bad ideas.
- 937
- 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:23,666
- Stuart, would... you want to help me
- in the kitchen?
- 938
- 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
- Now that is a great idea.
- 939
- 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,208
- I'm gonna... yeah.
- 940
- 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:32,166
- Julie, he's not keeping those slacks.
- 941
- 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,970
- I'll break it to him gently.
- 942
- 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,666
- <i>♪ It's okay to have scars,
- they will make you who you are ♪</i>
- 943
- 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,250
- <i>♪ It's okay to have fear ♪</i>
- 944
- 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,750
- <i>♪ As long as you're not scared
- of coming here ♪</i>
- 945
- 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:10,000
- <i>♪ And in the middle of the night,
- just call if you wanna talk ♪</i>
- 946
- 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:13,375
- <i>♪ 'Cause you know that I wanna talk too ♪</i>
- 947
- 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,666
- Oh, shit!
- 948
- 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,541
- <i>♪...think of what might go wrong ♪</i>
- 949
- 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,166
- <i>♪ But you can't blame me
- for secretly hoping ♪</i>
- 950
- 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,708
- <i>♪ That I'll prove you wrong ♪</i>
- 951
- 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:27,208
- <i>♪ It's okay that I pray
- that you will miss your flight ♪</i>
- 952
- 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,208
- <i>♪ And have to stay with me another night ♪</i>
- 953
- 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,750
- Hey, are you OK?
- 954
- 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,166
- What the...?
- 955
- 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:37,375
- What? I drove around.
- I saw you fall.
- 956
- 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:38,958
- - Are you, like, stalking me?
- - No.
- 957
- 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:41,121
- Don't you have somewhere else to be
- on Christmas Eve?
- 958
- 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:42,750
- Don't you?
- 959
- 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:46,750
- No.
- 960
- 00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:48,708
- Guess not.
- 961
- 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:51,708
- Everyone hates me.
- 962
- 00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:55,958
- My best friend, my boyfriend...
- 963
- 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:58,666
- Even my own mother doesn't want to spend
- Christmas with me.
- 964
- 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,416
- Wow. That's...
- 965
- 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,458
- I'm sorry, that's painful.
- 966
- 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,833
- And you go and lose my phone.
- 967
- 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:13,083
- So... so now, you...
- 968
- 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,458
- you basically have nothing.
- 969
- 00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,541
- Well, you know what?
- 970
- 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:25,416
- That is actually a really good time
- 971
- 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,166
- to look around
- 972
- 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,750
- and see what you really want.
- 973
- 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,958
- Like if you could have
- anything for Christmas,
- 974
- 00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:36,000
- what would it be?
- 975
- 00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:45,625
- I want my best friend back.
- 976
- 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,375
- OK.
- 977
- 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:51,625
- You want a ride?
- 978
- 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,416
- Yeah.
- 979
- 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:55,638
- Will you explain the whole tin foil thing?
- 980
- 00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:56,916
- No. I'm not doing that.
- 981
- 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:58,375
- It was worth a try.
- 982
- 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:07,750
- There's a candy store in the woods.
- 983
- 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,833
- So?
- 984
- 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,083
- It flouts
- basic urban planning conventions.
- 985
- 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,791
- - Hmm...
- - I'm with Pops.
- 986
- 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,458
- It's weird.
- 987
- 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,375
- Hold on, I... personally love it.
- 988
- 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,625
- - Hm.
- - You know what you can call it?
- 989
- 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:24,416
- If a Treat Falls in the Woods.
- 990
- 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,083
- Yeah, right?
- 991
- 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,434
- - That's amazing.
- - Right? Yeah!
- 992
- 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:30,750
- Am I missing something here?
- 993
- 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,250
- - Um...
- - I Googled you.
- 994
- 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:36,625
- You grab your crotch a lot.
- 995
- 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,250
- Oh, no, I'm just saying, you know?
- 996
- 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:43,083
- Why is music today all about the crotch?
- 997
- 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,291
- Oh, come on, Dad.
- 998
- 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,333
- Y... You like Mick Jagger.
- 999
- 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:47,958
- And he wore pants so tight
- 1000
- 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,333
- you could see everything.
- 1001
- 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,375
- No, I liked him for his blues influence.
- 1002
- 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,375
- - Not for his...
- - Let's not say that out loud.
- 1003
- 00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:57,833
- <i>Exile on Main Street</i> is
- the finest album ever made.
- 1004
- 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,305
- Where are the settings?
- 1005
- 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:01,458
- You just took a selfie.
- 1006
- 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:04,250
- <i>Exile on Main Street,</i> it's a...
- it's a great album,
- 1007
- 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,500
- but uh... I think you'll find...
- 1008
- 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,291
- it's <i>Goat's Head Soup.</i>
- 1009
- 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,708
- 1973.
- 1010
- 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,583
- Ha! Now, Jagger...
- 1011
- 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:18,708
- he could dance!
- 1012
- 00:54:18,791 --> 00:54:21,375
- Oh, Jagger was the master! Mm-hmm.
- 1013
- 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:29,041
- Wait, wait. What's that supposed to be?
- 1014
- 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,250
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 1015
- 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,583
- You gotta stick your chin out.
- 1016
- 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:33,791
- Oh, my god.
- 1017
- 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,875
- Oh, is t... is this actually happening?
- 1018
- 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,041
- Mom, take it easy.
- 1019
- 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,458
- I'm fine.
- 1020
- 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,041
- Mom?
- 1021
- 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,125
- I'm fine.
- 1022
- 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,208
- OK, there you go.
- 1023
- 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,541
- Just breathe.
- 1024
- 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,083
- Just breathe, OK?
- 1025
- 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,250
- That's it. Just breathe.
- 1026
- 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,250
- Hey.
- 1027
- 00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:06,041
- Hey.
- 1028
- 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:14,833
- Sorry about that.
- 1029
- 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,291
- With my mom.
- 1030
- 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,666
- You don't need to be sorry.
- I'm sorry if me...
- 1031
- 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,000
- being here made it worse.
- 1032
- 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:26,708
- No, no, don't worry about that. You...
- 1033
- 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,541
- You didn't. It's just...
- 1034
- 00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,541
- This is a cycle, you know.
- 1035
- 00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:36,000
- She says she's fine, she's not,
- and then I worry.
- 1036
- 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,875
- Anyway, she's uh... she's doing better.
- 1037
- 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:41,166
- - She's laying down.
- - Good.
- 1038
- 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,375
- But uh... you can understand why...
- 1039
- 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,041
- I need to stay.
- 1040
- 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:51,833
- I...
- 1041
- 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,208
- understand how that could be difficult.
- 1042
- 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,458
- Yeah.
- 1043
- 00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,458
- I think you should let me help you.
- 1044
- 00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:10,416
- What do you mean?
- 1045
- 00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:13,708
- I see how going off to college could be...
- 1046
- 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,833
- hard, you know, but...
- 1047
- 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:18,166
- I see other things too, Julie.
- 1048
- 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,791
- I see that you're smart.
- 1049
- 00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:23,666
- I see...
- 1050
- 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,375
- that you're aching
- to get out of this town.
- 1051
- 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:30,375
- So, I mean, I could get you a nurse
- to help with your mom.
- 1052
- 00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:34,583
- Like... what?
- 1053
- 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,000
- I'm a charity case?
- 1054
- 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,916
- No, that's not what I said.
- 1055
- 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,250
- No, but it's what you meant.
- 1056
- 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:44,625
- No, it's not.
- 1057
- 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,208
- I mean, you said it yourself.
- 1058
- 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,166
- You're this famous, important guy
- 1059
- 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,500
- with all your charities.
- 1060
- 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,291
- I was joking! That was a whole diff...
- 1061
- 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,166
- My town doesn't exist just for you to come
- and prance through it.
- 1062
- 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,083
- - Prance?
- - Yeah, like it's some sort of...
- 1063
- 00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:58,250
- zoo or something.
- 1064
- 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,541
- I'm not prancing through a zoo.
- 1065
- 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,208
- No, but you can just leave your tour bus
- and be a part of the real world, huh?
- 1066
- 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,458
- I would appreciate you not taking
- my words out of context anymore.
- 1067
- 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:11,166
- OK, so what is this then?
- 1068
- 00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:13,875
- Today. All of this.
- 1069
- 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:15,375
- What are you doing here?
- 1070
- 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:17,125
- I <i>was </i>having fun.
- 1071
- 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,208
- Fun?
- 1072
- 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,583
- Less now.
- 1073
- 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:32,416
- OK, I understand things are difficult.
- 1074
- 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,500
- Do you?
- 1075
- 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:37,041
- I don't know if you do,
- Mister Christmas in a Hotel.
- 1076
- 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,875
- I think that things come
- pretty easy for you.
- 1077
- 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,041
- I think you just let things roll
- right off your back.
- 1078
- 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,125
- Well, they don't.
- 1079
- 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:45,041
- You know why?
- 1080
- 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,875
- Because I'm a person,
- 1081
- 00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:52,958
- but people feel like they can say
- whatever they want to me.
- 1082
- 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,875
- And I get it, I'm a fantasy or...
- 1083
- 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,291
- a joke, or whatever.
- 1084
- 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,500
- But I have feelings.
- 1085
- 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,958
- I haven't even felt happy in a while.
- 1086
- 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:08,625
- You know?
- 1087
- 00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:13,291
- But I felt good this afternoon.
- 1088
- 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,875
- I feel good being with you.
- 1089
- 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,166
- I didn't question it, I just took it.
- 1090
- 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,791
- Life offered it and I took it.
- 1091
- 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:24,458
- Why do you think
- somebody's by themself on Christmas?
- 1092
- 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,541
- 'Cause they're promoting an album.
- 1093
- 00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:29,875
- Or because they don't have
- anywhere else to go.
- 1094
- 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:34,000
- Or... maybe they don't have
- a family to celebrate it with.
- 1095
- 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:40,416
- Maybe the staying in the hotel part is
- just the best option.
- 1096
- 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:45,166
- I might have left my life
- for a couple hours, but not to...
- 1097
- 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,666
- prance through a zoo.
- 1098
- 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,333
- But because I wanted to spend
- more time with you.
- 1099
- 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,375
- I really didn't mean for that to rhyme.
- 1100
- 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,333
- I didn't mean to say you prance.
- 1101
- 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:13,833
- Um...
- 1102
- 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:14,916
- Uh...
- 1103
- 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:17,083
- I... I should go get that.
- 1104
- 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,875
- Hey, I'm Kira. I work with Stuart.
- 1105
- 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,041
- Oh, my god. Please, next time get lost
- somewhere with a Starbucks.
- 1106
- 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,708
- What the F are you wearing?
- 1107
- 01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:35,791
- Please tell me nobody got
- a picture of him in that.
- 1108
- 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,208
- No.
- 1109
- 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,791
- Do you have any hand sani?
- 1110
- 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:48,958
- H... Hey, guys. J... Just so you guys know,
- quick update on what's going on.
- 1111
- 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,333
- I have alcohol on the way,
- 1112
- 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,250
- so don't go anywhere.
- 1113
- 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:55,291
- It'll be here in a few ticks,
- and we'll get this party really popping.
- 1114
- 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,500
- Billy!
- 1115
- 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:09,125
- I need some fuel, man!
- I need some party fuel!
- 1116
- 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,892
- Well, I would love to help you, Keon,
- 1117
- 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,541
- but I am not allowed
- at the liquor store anymore.
- 1118
- 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,541
- The owner will not serve me.
- 1119
- 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,291
- I have tried using a disguise
- and he always knows it's me.
- 1120
- 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,208
- Anyway, look, you have to let go
- of your expectations, man.
- 1121
- 01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:26,208
- Well, Tempest is gonna be here in an hour
- and this party sucks, so...
- 1122
- 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,811
- I don't think you're hearing me, Keon.
- 1123
- 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:31,916
- The universe will provide for you
- exactly what you need.
- 1124
- 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,083
- Oh.
- 1125
- 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:47,458
- OK.
- 1126
- 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,875
- And... send.
- 1127
- 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958
- Done.
- 1128
- 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,625
- Ugh, god, I hate snow.
- 1129
- 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,333
- I mean what even is it?
- Nobody knows, you know?
- 1130
- 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:02,250
- OK, listen, I'm gonna send you an NDA,
- which is like a promise to Stuart
- 1131
- 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:03,875
- that you won't post anything,
- 1132
- 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,500
- any pictures, any stories,
- anything about today.
- 1133
- 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,500
- I wouldn't do that to him.
- 1134
- 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:10,791
- We're friends.
- 1135
- 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,250
- Oh, sweetie, no, no, no, no, no.
- Don't get attached.
- 1136
- 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,263
- He makes every girl fall in love with him.
- 1137
- 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,666
- It happens all the time.
- 1138
- 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,583
- That's why he's a star, right?
- 1139
- 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,166
- It was just one day.
- 1140
- 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,625
- Oh, thank god. You're hot again. Let's go.
- 1141
- 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:31,625
- Say your goodbyes.
- 1142
- 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,666
- Look, she's... uh...
- 1143
- 01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:42,166
- She's my publicist,
- so she can be kind of...
- 1144
- 01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:43,250
- It's fine.
- 1145
- 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,833
- Look, I meant everything I said up there.
- 1146
- 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:50,416
- Thank you. I...
- 1147
- 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,625
- I'm glad we met.
- 1148
- 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:02,250
- Come with me.
- 1149
- 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,791
- What?
- 1150
- 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,583
- Come with me.
- 1151
- 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:09,708
- I hung out in your world,
- 1152
- 01:03:09,791 --> 01:03:10,958
- come hang out in mine.
- 1153
- 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,833
- I can't.
- 1154
- 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:14,791
- I...
- 1155
- 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,291
- How?
- 1156
- 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:18,375
- We can figure it out.
- 1157
- 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,333
- No, this was... this was just a day.
- 1158
- 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,916
- One day doesn't change anything for...
- 1159
- 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,208
- for... for either of us.
- 1160
- 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:34,750
- You... go back on your tour bus
- and I... I stay in this town.
- 1161
- 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,333
- You should tell your mom
- that you got into Columbia.
- 1162
- 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,125
- You think you could wait for me?
- 1163
- 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,875
- I don't know, hurry up.
- I just got a call from dispatch
- 1164
- 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:45,416
- about a moron who got
- himself stuck in a snowbank.
- 1165
- 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,083
- Hey, so...
- 1166
- 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,416
- I'm gonna go to this thing,
- 1167
- 01:05:10,291 --> 01:05:11,291
- this party.
- 1168
- 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:13,625
- JP's friend's party.
- 1169
- 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,916
- Cool. Cool.
- 1170
- 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,750
- I'm just waiting for the tow truck.
- 1171
- 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,708
- And then I should probably deliver
- this keg.
- 1172
- 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:27,791
- Have a great fun.
- 1173
- 01:05:29,291 --> 01:05:31,125
- Have a great <i>time.</i> Have a great...
- 1174
- 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:34,642
- Have a great time. I wanted to say have
- fun and have a great time at the same...
- 1175
- 01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:36,583
- No, no, no. O got it. I got it.
- 1176
- 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,291
- Hey.
- 1177
- 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,458
- You feeling OK?
- 1178
- 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,666
- I'm fine, Honey.
- 1179
- 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,208
- Are you?
- 1180
- 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,500
- You don't really need to worry about me.
- 1181
- 01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,416
- Maybe I do.
- 1182
- 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,750
- Maybe more than I have been.
- 1183
- 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:28,708
- Sorry your friend had to go.
- 1184
- 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,083
- - He wasn't really my friend.
- - Right.
- 1185
- 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,541
- Mom, I'm not...
- 1186
- 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,250
- going to college.
- 1187
- 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,583
- What?
- 1188
- 01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:46,458
- What are you talking about?
- 1189
- 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:49,708
- Who's gonna take care of you? Pops?
- 1190
- 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,541
- - Yes.
- - Really?
- 1191
- 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,500
- And who's gonna take care of him?
- 1192
- 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:55,155
- We will take care of each other.
- 1193
- 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,375
- That's not how it works.
- 1194
- 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,333
- I'm not mad at you.
- 1195
- 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,333
- - It's OK if you're mad at me.
- - I'm mad that...
- 1196
- 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,208
- - I'm not mad at you.
- - You sound mad at me.
- 1197
- 01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:04,708
- - I'm not mad.
- - It's OK if you are.
- 1198
- 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:05,916
- OK, I'm mad!
- 1199
- 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:11,500
- Look, I never want to feel it,
- I never want to say it, but I'm mad.
- 1200
- 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:13,892
- I'm mad that you think that you're fine
- and then you're not
- 1201
- 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:17,375
- and I'm mad that you think that this is
- just some perfect little elf village,
- 1202
- 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,875
- but it's not, it's real life.
- 1203
- 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,166
- And I got into Columbia.
- 1204
- 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,666
- You got into Columbia?
- 1205
- 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:30,416
- Congratulations!
- 1206
- 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,583
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 1207
- 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,041
- Because I can't go.
- 1208
- 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:42,083
- Were you gonna check with me or just...
- 1209
- 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:45,666
- be in charge of the whole situation
- on your own?
- 1210
- 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,208
- The second one.
- 1211
- 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:55,416
- Listen to me.
- 1212
- 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:00,416
- Things happen in life.
- 1213
- 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
- Bad things.
- 1214
- 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:07,083
- Sickness, divorce.
- 1215
- 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,375
- It's scary.
- 1216
- 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,875
- And it's survival to retreat.
- 1217
- 01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:13,708
- But if you retreat,
- 1218
- 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,750
- you also miss the good things.
- 1219
- 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:18,375
- Do you understand?
- 1220
- 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:21,666
- I know we don't talk
- about this stuff too much, but...
- 1221
- 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,333
- Mom, I can't leave you. What if...
- 1222
- 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:25,333
- Your life is to be lived.
- 1223
- 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,791
- Not put into a neat container
- 1224
- 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,083
- to try and control.
- 1225
- 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,166
- It's not possible.
- 1226
- 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,333
- Trust me.
- 1227
- 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,583
- And I'm sorry if I haven't been
- clear enough about this,
- 1228
- 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,166
- but... I want to now.
- 1229
- 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:51,333
- When life offers you something special...
- 1230
- 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,500
- you take it.
- 1231
- 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:01,500
- Baby.
- 1232
- 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,666
- I wanted to get you that elf.
- 1233
- 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,875
- Just to make your Christmas.
- 1234
- 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,458
- No, Sweetie,
- 1235
- 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,333
- you <i>did</i> make my Christmas.
- 1236
- 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:32,916
- OK, so the road is that white thing
- between the mailboxes.
- 1237
- 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,791
- If you hit a ditch or...
- 1238
- 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,958
- a living room, you're doing it wrong.
- 1239
- 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,541
- Got that?
- 1240
- 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000
- Got it.
- 1241
- 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,125
- So...
- 1242
- 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:45,250
- Merry Christmas!
- 1243
- 01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:49,041
- Thank you. You too.
- 1244
- 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:54,916
- Uh... Hey.
- 1245
- 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,291
- - Why do you wear the...
- - No!
- 1246
- 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:00,541
- No.
- 1247
- 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
- Yeah.
- 1248
- 01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,666
- Merry Christmas, D.
- 1249
- 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,500
- You got me the pig?
- 1250
- 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,958
- It's an apology pig.
- 1251
- 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,666
- D, I'm <i>so</i> sorry.
- 1252
- 01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:35,916
- I'm sorry too.
- 1253
- 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:40,916
- I shouldn't have said
- that thing about you needing attention.
- 1254
- 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:42,958
- Or I should have said it...
- 1255
- 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,041
- more gently.
- 1256
- 01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:46,916
- I was frustrated
- 1257
- 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,208
- and sad
- 1258
- 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,291
- and, um... embarrassed
- 1259
- 01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:52,333
- about stuff.
- 1260
- 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,416
- Dorrie, I'm gonna need you to look at me
- 1261
- 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,458
- and listen to what I'm about to tell you,
- OK?
- 1262
- 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:04,541
- I don't know what's going on,
- 1263
- 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:05,916
- but I do know this:
- 1264
- 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:09,000
- You are 1000% flawless.
- 1265
- 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:12,500
- Like there is
- literally nothing wrong with you.
- 1266
- 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:14,625
- You are an incredible friend,
- 1267
- 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,458
- you make me laugh when I'm freaked out.
- 1268
- 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:20,333
- Even when I'm being a complete dick,
- you're still there for me.
- 1269
- 01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:23,833
- You are the coolest,
- most badass human being on this planet.
- 1270
- 01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:26,875
- OK? If you and Beyoncé were trapped
- in a house that was on fire
- 1271
- 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,278
- and I could only save one of you,
- 1272
- 01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,875
- I would let Beyoncé die.
- 1273
- 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:36,416
- And if somebody doesn't see that,
- that's not your problem
- 1274
- 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,583
- because you deserve to be with someone
- 1275
- 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,416
- who wants to shout from the rooftops
- how great you are!
- 1276
- 01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:12,166
- Tobin! Yes, you baller! Yeah!
- 1277
- 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,875
- Hey, Chad, you know,
- 1278
- 01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:20,333
- I swear I've seen that keg before.
- 1279
- 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,416
- And you know,
- 1280
- 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,833
- I <i>know </i>I've seen that kid before.
- 1281
- 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,500
- On his ass,
- 1282
- 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,083
- on the ice.
- 1283
- 01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:32,416
- So?
- 1284
- 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
- So?
- 1285
- 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,250
- So I stole your keg.
- 1286
- 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:39,083
- Come on, man.
- 1287
- 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,125
- Bring it on.
- 1288
- 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,541
- Try me. Huh?
- 1289
- 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,875
- You don't know my story. You don't know
- where I'm from. You don't know me.
- 1290
- 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,708
- Yeah, I went to piano camp.
- 1291
- 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:49,291
- So?
- 1292
- 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,833
- You know, I used to have
- a peanut sensitivity, but I beat it.
- 1293
- 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,666
- Do you know how hard that is?
- 1294
- 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:55,750
- Do you?
- 1295
- 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,500
- Fear of raccoons? No, couple of months
- of therapy, and done!
- 1296
- 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,083
- This guy...
- 1297
- 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,125
- is crazy, man!
- 1298
- 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,208
- That's what I'm talking about!
- 1299
- 01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:16,541
- Wearing a weird-ass costume,
- 1300
- 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,833
- yelling about raccoons and shit,
- 1301
- 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,041
- fucking nipple bleeding?
- 1302
- 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,916
- Let's get this guy a drink, man!
- 1303
- 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,875
- Let's turn this party up a notch, huh?
- 1304
- 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,041
- Whoo!
- 1305
- 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,541
- So who's thirsty?
- 1306
- 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,666
- Look, I don't know
- what's going on with you,
- 1307
- 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,916
- but I'm not doing this hot and cold thing.
- 1308
- 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,125
- I liked you.
- 1309
- 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,750
- And when we hung out,
- I felt like we really got each other.
- 1310
- 01:13:55,208 --> 01:14:00,458
- I kind of thought you felt the same way
- and that's rare, you know, but...
- 1311
- 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,708
- it's bullshit,
- how you've treated me today.
- 1312
- 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,083
- Whatever your problem is,
- it's got nothing to do with me.
- 1313
- 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:11,791
- Don't throw up.
- Own this moment. Don't throw up.
- 1314
- 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,875
- But then the other half of me is like,
- "Kylie Jenner didn't go to college."
- 1315
- 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:21,250
- I can live at home and save money
- and... and focus on my songwriting.
- 1316
- 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,166
- Yeah, I think you should listen
- to that half of you.
- 1317
- 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,208
- It's um... a solid plan.
- 1318
- 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
- Would you excuse me?
- 1319
- 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:35,958
- Oh, my god.
- 1320
- 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,375
- How long was I talking for?
- 1321
- 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,750
- I'm gonna go get a couple of drinks.
- 1322
- 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,541
- - I have one.
- - They're both for me.
- 1323
- 01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,875
- <i>Hey, yo, it's popping off
- at the Waffle Town.</i>
- 1324
- 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,708
- <i>Get your asses down here now.</i>
- 1325
- 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,250
- Hey.
- 1326
- 01:15:24,375 --> 01:15:25,375
- Hey.
- 1327
- 01:15:41,583 --> 01:15:43,000
- Angie, I'm in love with you.
- 1328
- 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,416
- And it's not, like,
- 1329
- 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,750
- you know, in a traditional sense
- or anything. It's...
- 1330
- 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:53,291
- It's more like, I think of you
- every moment of the day.
- 1331
- 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,541
- You know, I just want you to think
- I'm cool all the time.
- 1332
- 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,166
- You know, when something funny happens,
- 1333
- 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,125
- you're the only person I want to tell.
- 1334
- 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,041
- When something sad happens,
- 1335
- 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,305
- I just want to know if you think it's sad.
- 1336
- 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,958
- And when I saw you with JP, I...
- 1337
- 01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:13,416
- I... I wanted to kill him.
- 1338
- 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,380
- Like I actually wanted
- to murder him.
- 1339
- 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:22,250
- I want to be with you
- for the rest of my life, Angie.
- 1340
- 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,083
- Wow.
- 1341
- 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,916
- That was actually pretty traditional.
- 1342
- 01:16:34,291 --> 01:16:36,250
- It was... It was pretty tradi...
- 1343
- 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,000
- You know, as soon as I said it, I...
- 1344
- 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,583
- Yeah.
- 1345
- 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,291
- Now I want to tell you something.
- 1346
- 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:50,166
- I freaked out about it being you,
- 1347
- 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:52,791
- for me.
- 1348
- 01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:57,875
- But it is you.
- 1349
- 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,291
- And it's always been you.
- 1350
- 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:27,916
- Can I ask you a question?
- 1351
- 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,875
- Can we still hang out with JP?
- 1352
- 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:33,125
- I like that guy.
- 1353
- 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,750
- Yeah.
- 1354
- 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,041
- Can I ask you a question?
- 1355
- 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,333
- Yeah.
- 1356
- 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,458
- What the hell are you wearing?
- 1357
- 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,708
- I'm a wise man.
- 1358
- 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:17,416
- We got sharps on the ground!
- 1359
- 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,625
- Nobody sit down! Alright, here we go.
- 1360
- 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,583
- Julie, could you actually save my life
- and get a mop from the closet?
- 1361
- 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,125
- - It's by the office.
- - Uh... Yeah, sure, OK.
- 1362
- 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,166
- No way.
- 1363
- 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:39,791
- Aw, that's nice.
- 1364
- 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,625
- Oh, hi, guys!
- 1365
- 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:43,855
- - Hey. Hi.
- - Hi!
- 1366
- 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,583
- So, do you guys mind if we borrow
- some of that electricity
- 1367
- 01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:49,250
- for these colorful bulbs?
- 1368
- 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,166
- <i>♪ To listen to, laugh to,
- talk in the bath to ♪</i>
- 1369
- 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,666
- <i>♪ Bye-bye darling we don't have a choice ♪</i>
- 1370
- 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:13,208
- <i>♪ We had a run good run darling
- don't you cry ♪</i>
- 1371
- 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:25,625
- <i>♪ I know in the end
- it's gonna be just fine ♪</i>
- 1372
- 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,458
- Hey.
- 1373
- 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,125
- Hi.
- 1374
- 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:33,583
- Sorry to interrupt,
- but um... can I talk to you for a second?
- 1375
- 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,458
- Dorrie, I'm...
- 1376
- 01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:46,458
- I'm really sorry.
- 1377
- 01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:49,791
- You were right.
- 1378
- 01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:54,208
- When we hung out,
- that was the best night of my life.
- 1379
- 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,916
- But... I lied to you.
- 1380
- 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:00,958
- I'm not out.
- 1381
- 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,166
- Wait, what?
- 1382
- 01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,041
- You...
- 1383
- 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:09,041
- You had that whole story about your mom...
- 1384
- 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:13,875
- Yeah, because you told me your story,
- and it's so exactly how I want mine to go.
- 1385
- 01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,000
- I want to be like you.
- 1386
- 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:17,750
- You're just...
- 1387
- 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,500
- You're out and you're so sure of yourself
- 1388
- 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,943
- and you're open and you're like...
- 1389
- 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,735
- intimidatingly cool.
- 1390
- 01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:27,708
- I'm <i>not</i> intimidatingly cool.
- 1391
- 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,208
- You know, when I saw you today, I was...
- 1392
- 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:32,041
- so excited.
- 1393
- 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,916
- But also crazy scared 'cause...
- 1394
- 01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:37,958
- my friends don't know, so... um...
- 1395
- 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,916
- I handled it, like, really badly.
- 1396
- 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,625
- Like really, really badly.
- 1397
- 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,750
- But you inspired me.
- 1398
- 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,708
- I mean, just like that night, you...
- 1399
- 01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:53,875
- You make me feel brave
- 1400
- 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:58,041
- and you make me feel like I want to be
- the best possible version of myself. So...
- 1401
- 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,125
- - Oh!
- - Oh!
- 1402
- 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:28,666
- What's up? What happened?
- 1403
- 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:32,125
- Tempest isn't actually coming anymore.
- 1404
- 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,750
- Oh, OK.
- 1405
- 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,708
- That sucks, man. I'm sorry.
- 1406
- 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:45,458
- You know,
- 1407
- 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:47,375
- I'm OK with it.
- 1408
- 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:19,416
- Have you seen a pig?
- 1409
- 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,375
- Look out for the pig!
- 1410
- 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:23,083
- Have you seen a pig?
- 1411
- 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,333
- What? Like ever?
- 1412
- 01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:26,791
- Forget it.
- 1413
- 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,000
- That's my pig!
- 1414
- 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:32,541
- Oh.
- 1415
- 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:33,958
- Cool.
- 1416
- 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:39,833
- - Guys, this was a crazy day!
- - Oh, my god, tell me about it!
- 1417
- 01:22:41,041 --> 01:22:43,541
- At the beginning of today,
- I actually hated this song,
- 1418
- 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,625
- - but now I think I actually...
- - Love it?
- 1419
- 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,166
- <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
- 1420
- 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:51,583
- <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
- 1421
- 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:54,583
- <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
- 1422
- 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:56,041
- What are you doing here?
- 1423
- 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:57,833
- I uh...
- 1424
- 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,458
- never got to try that waffle.
- 1425
- 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:03,500
- I um...
- 1426
- 01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:05,500
- I was actually thinking about you,
- 1427
- 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,083
- and um... what I said earlier.
- 1428
- 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:12,583
- Turns out one day actually can make
- a difference.
- 1429
- 01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:18,875
- <i>♪ Oh girl, something here is different ♪</i>
- 1430
- 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:22,083
- <i>♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪</i>
- 1431
- 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,583
- <i>♪ To high didn't find ♪</i>
- 1432
- 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:26,625
- <i>♪ To you, girl ♪</i>
- 1433
- 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,375
- <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
- 1434
- 01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,958
- <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
- 1435
- 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:36,083
- <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
- 1436
- 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:39,583
- Holy shit!
- 1437
- 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,625
- Stuart Bale is at my party?
- 1438
- 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,041
- Oh, yeah, yeah, he was here earlier.
- 1439
- 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:45,541
- What?
- 1440
- 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,625
- So,
- 1441
- 01:23:46,916 --> 01:23:48,333
- any plans to be in New York?
- 1442
- 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:50,041
- When does Columbia start?
- 1443
- 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,958
- ♪ I wish will it snow
- either to get Snowden ♪
- 1444
- 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,458
- <i>♪ With you ♪</i>
- 1445
- 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,166
- <i>♪ The darlit does his rain
- to my whole life ♪</i>
- 1446
- 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:15,125
- <i>♪ I so pride to ♪</i>
- 1447
- 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:19,375
- <i>♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas ♪</i>
- 1448
- 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:21,291
- <i>♪ To see you ♪</i>
- 1449
- 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:27,916
- <i>♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas
- to be with you ♪</i>
- 1450
- 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:32,541
- <i>♪ I don't wanna wait the moment coming ♪</i>
- 1451
- 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,250
- See? <i>Didn't I tell you?</i>
- 1452
- 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,000
- <i>Snow can make a difference!</i>
- 1453
- 01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:42,250
- <i>Especially on Christmas Eve.</i>
- 1454
- 01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:45,833
- <i>And sometimes it's not just the eve
- of Christmas,</i>
- 1455
- 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:48,416
- <i>it's the eve of everything,</i>
- 1456
- 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,458
- <i>of the rest of your life.</i>
- 1457
- 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,041
- <i>So even if it gets you stranded,</i>
- 1458
- 01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:03,750
- <i>or stuck in a snowbank,</i>
- 1459
- 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,708
- <i>or makes you fall on your ass,</i>
- 1460
- 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:09,875
- <i>sometimes, you just gotta let it snow.</i>
- 1461
- 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:21,375
- Girl,
- something here is different
- 1462
- 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:27,125
- That is such a good song!
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