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  3. <i>Usually it doesn't snow
  4. on Christmas Eve in Laurel, Illinois,</i>
  5.  
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  8. <i>but this year, we're lucky.</i>
  9.  
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  12. <i>♪ Funny that it happened tonight ♪</i>
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:25,375
  16. <i>Don't get me wrong.</i>
  17.  
  18. 5
  19. 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,166
  20. <i>Sometimes snow can really
  21. kick you in the ass.</i>
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:31,083
  25. <i>But it's beautiful and it's magical.</i>
  26.  
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  29. <i>And trust me, a little bit of snow
  30. can make a big difference.</i>
  31.  
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  33. 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,708
  34. <i>Even if you don't know it yet.</i>
  35.  
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  37. 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,791
  38. <i>♪ Girl, something here is different ♪</i>
  39.  
  40. 10
  41. 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,875
  42. <i>♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪</i>
  43.  
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  45. 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:49,958
  46. Alright, we're off.
  47.  
  48. 12
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  50. Make sure the doors are locked.
  51. You take care of yourself, OK?
  52.  
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  55. - Love you.
  56. - Love you.
  57.  
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  59. 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,166
  60. <i>See, here's the thing.</i>
  61.  
  62. 15
  63. 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,916
  64. <i>Snow can change
  65. the way we look at the world.</i>
  66.  
  67. 16
  68. 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:06,583
  69. <i>Or hide the things
  70. that are right in front of us.</i>
  71.  
  72. 17
  73. 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,375
  74. <i>♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪</i>
  75.  
  76. 18
  77. 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,791
  78. <i>♪ I don't need a tree full of girls ♪</i>
  79.  
  80. 19
  81. 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,666
  82. <i>♪ I didn't and neither make a list ♪</i>
  83.  
  84. 20
  85. 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:28,000
  86. <i>It can even push you down the path
  87. you least expect.</i>
  88.  
  89. 21
  90. 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:32,125
  91. <i>♪ I hope all the rest are like this ♪</i>
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,416
  95. <i>♪ Oh, girl ♪</i>
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:41,375
  99. Selling out Chicago's Allstate Arena
  100. last night at just 20 years old,
  101.  
  102. 24
  103. 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,265
  104. huge thanks to Stuart Bale for coming in.
  105.  
  106. 25
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  108. Uh! Before we lose you,
  109.  
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  112. any big plans for the holidays?
  113.  
  114. 27
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  116. Still figuring it out.
  117.  
  118. 28
  119. 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:05,041
  120. <i>But above all,
  121. snow has the power to get you stuck.</i>
  122.  
  123. 29
  124. 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375
  125. <i>And sometimes, just for a moment,</i>
  126.  
  127. 30
  128. 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,875
  129. <i>and especially on Christmas Eve,</i>
  130.  
  131. 31
  132. 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:15,333
  133. <i>that's exactly where you need to be.</i>
  134.  
  135. 32
  136. 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,166
  137. <i>♪ Girl ♪</i>
  138.  
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  140. 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,958
  141. <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
  142.  
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  144. 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,333
  145. <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
  146.  
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  149. <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
  150.  
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  153. - Next!
  154. - Hi. Uh...
  155.  
  156. 37
  157. 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:37,625
  158. I'm looking
  159. for a New England farmhand elf.
  160.  
  161. 38
  162. 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:42,916
  163. I ordered it online, but made the mistake
  164. of ordering a Volume One.
  165.  
  166. 39
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  168. What you need is a time machine to go back
  169. to August when I had some.
  170.  
  171. 40
  172. 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:52,708
  173. Um... OK, is there...
  174. Is there anywhere else that might have it?
  175.  
  176. 41
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  178. My mom's entire Christmas
  179. kind of depends on it.
  180.  
  181. 42
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  183. On Christmas Eve?
  184.  
  185. 43
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  187. If you find one, you tell me,
  188. 'cause I'll make a fortune.
  189.  
  190. 44
  191. 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:01,958
  192. Next!
  193.  
  194. 45
  195. 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,291
  196. Ta-da!
  197.  
  198. 46
  199. 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:09,375
  200. Remind me again, your DJ name is...
  201.  
  202. 47
  203. 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,750
  204. K-Pow?
  205.  
  206. 48
  207. 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:11,666
  208. Is it Kapow?
  209.  
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  212. No... No. It's DJ K-Star-Pow-Money.
  213.  
  214. 50
  215. 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,708
  216. It's so obvious.
  217.  
  218. 51
  219. 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:18,666
  220. It looks a text a baby would send.
  221.  
  222. 52
  223. 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:22,791
  224. Yeah, well show me the baby that got
  225. DJ Tempest to come to his party.
  226.  
  227. 53
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  229. His name is Rob.
  230.  
  231. 54
  232. 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,750
  233. Just like a regular name.
  234.  
  235. 55
  236. 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,958
  237. And just 'cause he DJs
  238. the Circus Circus pool party
  239.  
  240. 56
  241. 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,125
  242. doesn't mean he gets to rename
  243. himself Tempest.
  244.  
  245. 57
  246. 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,368
  247. Look, he's coming to the party
  248. and if he likes the set,
  249.  
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  252. he's gonna hook me up with DJ gigs
  253. and that's one step closer to my dream.
  254.  
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  256. 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:36,125
  257. Bam!
  258.  
  259. 60
  260. 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,489
  261. So, I locked everything breakable
  262. in your father's office.
  263.  
  264. 61
  265. 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,583
  266. Oh, what about that lamp?
  267. Someone could break that.
  268.  
  269. 62
  270. 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,906
  271. - Someone <i>should </i>break that.
  272. - Someone <i>should </i>break that.
  273.  
  274. 63
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  276. I'll be at yours in an hour.
  277. I'm picking up chips.
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,416
  281. What's your dip pairing?
  282.  
  283. 65
  284. 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,416
  285. It's Movie Marathon Day, so...
  286.  
  287. 66
  288. 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,958
  289. - Queso Deluxe!
  290. - Queso Deluxe!
  291.  
  292. 67
  293. 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,500
  294. Imma get my face in that cheese!
  295.  
  296. 68
  297. 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,934
  298. Imma eat so much cheese,
  299. I'll give myself a heart condition.
  300.  
  301. 69
  302. 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:01,041
  303. Oh, my god. We must stop.
  304. Alright.
  305.  
  306. 70
  307. 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,916
  308. Bye, K-Star-Dollar Sign-Pop-Money-Crunch!
  309.  
  310. 71
  311. 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,708
  312. Bye! I hate you!
  313.  
  314. 72
  315. 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,375
  316. Woof, man.
  317.  
  318. 73
  319. 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,791
  320. - My balls just retracted into my body.
  321. - What?
  322.  
  323. 74
  324. 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:14,250
  325. Tell her that you like her.
  326.  
  327. 75
  328. 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,166
  329. That's...
  330.  
  331. 76
  332. 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:18,791
  333. You know, I'm going to.
  334.  
  335. 77
  336. 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:21,375
  337. Today.
  338.  
  339. 78
  340. 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:22,958
  341. I'm gonna do it today.
  342.  
  343. 79
  344. 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,125
  345. Movie Day.
  346.  
  347. 80
  348. 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,458
  349. Is that official?
  350. Can I get that in writing?
  351.  
  352. 81
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  354. I've known her since I was five years old,
  355. man. It's not that easy.
  356.  
  357. 82
  358. 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,375
  359. No, it actually <i>is</i> that easy.
  360.  
  361. 83
  362. 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,125
  363. You just have to tell her
  364. you want the same relationship,
  365.  
  366. 84
  367. 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,416
  368. plus boning.
  369.  
  370. 85
  371. 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,458
  372. Yeah? That's pretty good, man.
  373.  
  374. 86
  375. 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,381
  376. Hey, let me get a pen
  377. and write that down, huh?
  378.  
  379. 87
  380. 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,338
  381. All I'm saying is you need to live
  382. in the truth.
  383.  
  384. 88
  385. 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,083
  386. There's nothing better than to live in...
  387.  
  388. 89
  389. 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,083
  390. Tobin!
  391.  
  392. 90
  393. 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,250
  394. What are you doing?
  395.  
  396. 91
  397. 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,166
  398. I'm not gonna drink
  399. until I graduate from college with honors.
  400.  
  401. 92
  402. 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,708
  403. What are you doing here? You left.
  404.  
  405. 93
  406. 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:59,125
  407. Flight got canceled. Too much snow.
  408.  
  409. 94
  410. 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,250
  411. Here. You should go, Tobin.
  412.  
  413. 95
  414. 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:14,250
  415. Whoa! Sorry.
  416.  
  417. 96
  418. 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,083
  419. So sorry.
  420.  
  421. 97
  422. 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,833
  423. You're being so weird.
  424.  
  425. 98
  426. 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,596
  427. I don't get it.
  428. Why haven't you texted her?
  429.  
  430. 99
  431. 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:26,000
  432. Dude, I've written and rewritten, like,
  433. 800 texts to her in the last two weeks.
  434.  
  435. 100
  436. 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,958
  437. Let me see that picture of her again.
  438.  
  439. 101
  440. 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,541
  441. - OK, she's very, very cute.
  442. - Isn't she?
  443.  
  444. 102
  445. 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,625
  446. OK, we should get going.
  447.  
  448. 103
  449. 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,708
  450. I'm <i>dying</i> to show you
  451. this present I'm getting you.
  452.  
  453. 104
  454. 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:41,125
  455. I <i>just</i> have to make sure you like it
  456.  
  457. 105
  458. 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,065
  459. 'cause it's a pretty pig commitment.
  460.  
  461. 106
  462. 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,791
  463. Wait, a pig commitment? Is that a clue?
  464.  
  465. 107
  466. 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,916
  467. It's the summation of everything we've
  468. been obsessed with since we were 12.
  469.  
  470. 108
  471. 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,916
  472. Oh, my god! I can't wait!
  473.  
  474. 109
  475. 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,278
  476. What's wrong?
  477.  
  478. 110
  479. 00:05:56,416 --> 00:06:00,541
  480. Oh, nothing.
  481. Jeb just liked one of Madison's photos.
  482.  
  483. 111
  484. 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,291
  485. Yeah, he didn't only like it,
  486.  
  487. 112
  488. 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,458
  489. he also commented
  490. a squid and piano emoji.
  491.  
  492. 113
  493. 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,541
  494. Wonder what that means.
  495.  
  496. 114
  497. 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:08,625
  498. Yeah, I don't know.
  499.  
  500. 115
  501. 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:10,916
  502. Let's go,
  503. 'cause I have to be at work after.
  504.  
  505. 116
  506. 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,541
  507. Seriously, though?
  508. A squid and piano?
  509.  
  510. 117
  511. 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,791
  512. Like, what is that?
  513.  
  514. 118
  515. 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,541
  516. Could be a joke, from Debate.
  517.  
  518. 119
  519. 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,291
  520. Yeah. They're probably debating
  521. whether or not to bang right now.
  522.  
  523. 120
  524. 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,666
  525. And look at his smile.
  526.  
  527. 121
  528. 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,458
  529. OK, so he's smiling. So what?
  530.  
  531. 122
  532. 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,875
  533. In a picture with another girl.
  534.  
  535. 123
  536. 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,416
  537. He's gonna break up with me.
  538.  
  539. 124
  540. 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,875
  541. Ads, he would have to be the dumbest
  542. human being on Earth to do that.
  543.  
  544. 125
  545. 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,041
  546. Like, dumber than the people
  547. who blow on ice cream before they eat it.
  548.  
  549. 126
  550. 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,458
  551. He's not gonna break up with you.
  552.  
  553. 127
  554. 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,541
  555. I swear.
  556.  
  557. 128
  558. 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,833
  559. Mm?
  560.  
  561. 129
  562. 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:49,708
  563. Check it out.
  564. Tin Foil Woman, in the flesh.
  565.  
  566. 130
  567. 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,000
  568. In the foil.
  569.  
  570. 131
  571. 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:54,583
  572. Tyler P. saw a NASA pin
  573. on the back of her truck. Proves it.
  574.  
  575. 132
  576. 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,191
  577. She was the first woman
  578. on the space shuttle, but got booted.
  579.  
  580. 133
  581. 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,250
  582. No way.
  583.  
  584. 134
  585. 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,178
  586. She's on the run
  587. for murdering a loan shark.
  588.  
  589. 135
  590. 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,333
  591. Or she thinks she's a burrito
  592. and that the Earth is a giant microwave.
  593.  
  594. 136
  595. 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,208
  596. I think she's something cool.
  597.  
  598. 137
  599. 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,291
  600. D, she's wearing sandwich wrap.
  601.  
  602. 138
  603. 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,708
  604. So? Maybe she doesn't care
  605. what people think of her.
  606.  
  607. 139
  608. 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,958
  609. Well, she should.
  610.  
  611. 140
  612. 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:21,208
  613. Or maybe she cares what the important
  614. people in her life think,
  615.  
  616. 141
  617. 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,041
  618. not people she has to chase.
  619.  
  620. 142
  621. 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,958
  622. I'm not chasing anyone.
  623.  
  624. 143
  625. 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,333
  626. I'm in a relationship, so I care.
  627.  
  628. 144
  629. 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,208
  630. I know that could be
  631. hard for you to understand.
  632.  
  633. 145
  634. 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,125
  635. Jeb's house is right around the corner.
  636.  
  637. 146
  638. 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,541
  639. So, I'm just gonna go.
  640.  
  641. 147
  642. 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,500
  643. That was what I wanted to show you,
  644. by the way.
  645.  
  646. 148
  647. 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,916
  648. Um... Excuse me.
  649.  
  650. 149
  651. 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,166
  652. Look, um... now right now, OK?
  653.  
  654. 150
  655. 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,041
  656. I'm really trying to stay low-key, so...
  657.  
  658. 151
  659. 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:37,708
  660. You dropped this.
  661.  
  662. 152
  663. 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:42,666
  664. Uh...
  665.  
  666. 153
  667. 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,083
  668. I'm so sorry.
  669.  
  670. 154
  671. 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:51,333
  672. Even if I was into your music,
  673. I'm not the type to throw myself
  674.  
  675. 155
  676. 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,176
  677. at someone
  678. just because they're famous, so...
  679.  
  680. 156
  681. 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,125
  682. You don't seem...
  683.  
  684. 157
  685. 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,250
  686. Oh!
  687.  
  688. 158
  689. 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,291
  690. That was the train.
  691.  
  692. 159
  693. 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,958
  694. Oh, my god. Was that Stuart Bale?
  695.  
  696. 160
  697. 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,333
  698. I really don't care.
  699.  
  700. 161
  701. 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,958
  702. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
  703. Neither do I.
  704.  
  705. 162
  706. 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,583
  707. I just have a friend who'd like to do
  708. bad things to him.
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  710. 163
  711. 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,291
  712. <i>♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪</i>
  713.  
  714. 164
  715. 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,666
  716. <i>♪ You held it in your hands ♪</i>
  717.  
  718. 165
  719. 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,416
  720. <i>♪ I had flashes ♪</i>
  721.  
  722. 166
  723. 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,833
  724. <i>♪ But you saw the plan ♪</i>
  725.  
  726. 167
  727. 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,083
  728. <i>♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪</i>
  729.  
  730. 168
  731. 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,041
  732. - Tobin?
  733. - Oh! Yeah. Yeah?
  734.  
  735. 169
  736. 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,541
  737. Hey, what's up?
  738.  
  739. 170
  740. 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,250
  741. Oh, I'm up, thanks. I'm good.
  742. Yeah, I'm good.
  743.  
  744. 171
  745. 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,833
  746. OK.
  747.  
  748. 172
  749. 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,916
  750. See you downstairs when you find a bra.
  751.  
  752. 173
  753. 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,125
  754. <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
  755.  
  756. 174
  757. 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,583
  758. - So... about today.
  759. - Uh-huh.
  760.  
  761. 175
  762. 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,666
  763. Do we want to watch movies
  764. the entire time, or...
  765.  
  766. 176
  767. 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,958
  768. I was thinking the same thing.
  769.  
  770. 177
  771. 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,375
  772. Totally up for a change.
  773.  
  774. 178
  775. 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,250
  776. - And speaking of which...
  777. - Your chest is bleeding.
  778.  
  779. 179
  780. 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:23,666
  781. Oh.
  782.  
  783. 180
  784. 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,708
  785. Yeah, I was doing push-ups...
  786.  
  787. 181
  788. 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,833
  789. over... mm... glass.
  790.  
  791. 182
  792. 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,166
  793. <i>- You</i> were doing push-ups?
  794. - Mm-hmm.
  795.  
  796. 183
  797. 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,416
  798. Over broken glass?
  799.  
  800. 184
  801. 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000
  802. Yup. It motivates me.
  803.  
  804. 185
  805. 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,775
  806. You don't know everything about me.
  807.  
  808. 186
  809. 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:36,958
  810. I kinda do.
  811.  
  812. 187
  813. 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:42,291
  814. So...
  815.  
  816. 188
  817. 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,166
  818. Do you remember JP Lapierre?
  819.  
  820. 189
  821. 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,541
  822. JP Lapierre...
  823.  
  824. 190
  825. 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,642
  826. Soccer captain
  827. in the grade above us?
  828.  
  829. 191
  830. 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:53,958
  831. Yeah. Anyway, he's home and he invited us
  832. to his college friend's party today.
  833.  
  834. 192
  835. 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,375
  836. - Us?
  837. - Well, I mean...
  838.  
  839. 193
  840. 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,333
  841. he invited me, but...
  842.  
  843. 194
  844. 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,041
  845. Would you wanna go?
  846.  
  847. 195
  848. 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,208
  849. With you and JP Lapierre?
  850.  
  851. 196
  852. 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,291
  853. I don't know,
  854. I think it could be fun,
  855.  
  856. 197
  857. 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,017
  858. but, like, if you're down. If you're not,
  859. I don't... I...
  860.  
  861. 198
  862. 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,642
  863. If you don't wanna go, that's fine,
  864. but I...
  865.  
  866. 199
  867. 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,000
  868. No, no. You know, if... I mean,
  869. if you want to go, then...
  870.  
  871. 200
  872. 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,208
  873. Really appreciate a buddy.
  874.  
  875. 201
  876. 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,041
  877. Totally. I am that.
  878.  
  879. 202
  880. 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,750
  881. Seriously, I am getting
  882. a Band-Aid for your boob.
  883.  
  884. 203
  885. 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,583
  886. So, is Carla OK to drive us?
  887.  
  888. 204
  889. 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,386
  890. Oh, she's talked
  891. about nothing else.
  892.  
  893. 205
  894. 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,365
  895. Did she get a lot of work done?
  896.  
  897. 206
  898. 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:33,750
  899. On the D.L., she got new brake pads,
  900. her hood ornament's been straightened,
  901.  
  902. 207
  903. 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,916
  904. and her side panels buffed.
  905.  
  906. 208
  907. 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
  908. Tastefully done.
  909.  
  910. 209
  911. 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,416
  912. - Mm.
  913. - You can hardly tell.
  914.  
  915. 210
  916. 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,916
  917. Very festive.
  918.  
  919. 211
  920. 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,476
  921. <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
  922. we apologize for the delay.</i>
  923.  
  924. 212
  925. 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,625
  926. <i>We are doing everything we can
  927. to get you moving as soon as possible.</i>
  928.  
  929. 213
  930. 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,958
  931. Snow on the tracks.
  932.  
  933. 214
  934. 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,875
  935. Conductor says
  936. we'll be here at least an hour.
  937.  
  938. 215
  939. 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,666
  940. He also called me "sir",
  941.  
  942. 216
  943. 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,750
  944. which answers
  945. my concerns about this shirt.
  946.  
  947. 217
  948. 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,833
  949. This is ridiculous.
  950. I live just over that hill.
  951.  
  952. 218
  953. 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,375
  954. Just so you know, I'm not stalking you,
  955. I'm going home.
  956.  
  957. 219
  958. 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,583
  959. I'm just going to that restaurant, so...
  960.  
  961. 220
  962. 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:10,750
  963. I'll call <i>TMZ.</i>
  964.  
  965. 221
  966. 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,583
  967. Hey.
  968.  
  969. 222
  970. 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,125
  971. What are you even doing
  972. on a train?
  973.  
  974. 223
  975. 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,916
  976. Well, I wanted to take a break
  977. from the tour bus.
  978.  
  979. 224
  980. 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,375
  981. Feels good to be
  982. in the real world for a few hours.
  983.  
  984. 225
  985. 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,041
  986. You know,
  987.  
  988. 226
  989. 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,125
  990. If the train made you feel real,
  991.  
  992. 227
  993. 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,916
  994. Waffle Town is gonna blow your mind.
  995.  
  996. 228
  997. 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,083
  998. I thought you had the day off.
  999.  
  1000. 229
  1001. 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,041
  1002. Oh, you didn't hear?
  1003.  
  1004. 230
  1005. 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,833
  1006. The universe is against me.
  1007.  
  1008. 231
  1009. 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,208
  1010. It's not possible, dude.
  1011.  
  1012. 232
  1013. 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,166
  1014. The universe is not some wicked lady.
  1015. The universe is one infinite hug.
  1016.  
  1017. 233
  1018. 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,416
  1019. First my party gets shut down
  1020. by my parents,
  1021.  
  1022. 234
  1023. 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,875
  1024. and then he calls me because Janet...
  1025.  
  1026. 235
  1027. 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,918
  1028. She's going
  1029. through a really rough time right now.
  1030.  
  1031. 236
  1032. 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,458
  1033. Dirty-ass Janet...
  1034.  
  1035. 237
  1036. 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,916
  1037. has her car stuck in the driveway?
  1038. Snowed in? That's so...
  1039.  
  1040. 238
  1041. 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,833
  1042. Selfish.
  1043.  
  1044. 239
  1045. 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:16,916
  1046. Thank you.
  1047.  
  1048. 240
  1049. 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,166
  1050. I really need to have this party.
  1051.  
  1052. 241
  1053. 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,916
  1054. Wait. Addie's mom's away!
  1055.  
  1056. 242
  1057. 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,833
  1058. - Addie's mom's always away.
  1059. - Yeah!
  1060.  
  1061. 243
  1062. 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,083
  1063. We can have it at her place!
  1064. Call her! Call her!
  1065.  
  1066. 244
  1067. 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,166
  1068. OK, first, chill.
  1069.  
  1070. 245
  1071. 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,125
  1072. Second, no. Addie is preoccupied.
  1073.  
  1074. 246
  1075. 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,666
  1076. What do you mean? Where is he?
  1077.  
  1078. 247
  1079. 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,125
  1080. He got picked up.
  1081.  
  1082. 248
  1083. 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,333
  1084. Uh... Picked up by who?
  1085.  
  1086. 249
  1087. 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,750
  1088. I don't know. He told my mom
  1089. he was going to the Waffle Town.
  1090.  
  1091. 250
  1092. 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,833
  1093. Was he picked up by a girl?
  1094.  
  1095. 251
  1096. 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,041
  1097. A bunch of people,
  1098. but yeah, a girl was driving.
  1099.  
  1100. 252
  1101. 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,333
  1102. I knew it.
  1103.  
  1104. 253
  1105. 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,458
  1106. Say it to yourself. Out loud.
  1107.  
  1108. 254
  1109. 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041
  1110. Affle Town.
  1111.  
  1112. 255
  1113. 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,000
  1114. Awful Town.
  1115.  
  1116. 256
  1117. 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,083
  1118. If you're a fan of coffee,
  1119. do not order one here.
  1120.  
  1121. 257
  1122. 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:03,250
  1123. Then maybe we should grab a waffle.
  1124.  
  1125. 258
  1126. 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,875
  1127. What?
  1128.  
  1129. 259
  1130. 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,583
  1131. Why?
  1132.  
  1133. 260
  1134. 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,625
  1135. Um...
  1136.  
  1137. 261
  1138. 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:12,833
  1139. I mean it would be terrible if I got
  1140. photographed in an Awful Town alone.
  1141.  
  1142. 262
  1143. 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,583
  1144. Listen, no offense.
  1145.  
  1146. 263
  1147. 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,708
  1148. I just don't like this place.
  1149.  
  1150. 264
  1151. 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,083
  1152. Alright, look. I called my car already.
  1153.  
  1154. 265
  1155. 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,416
  1156. You have a hard out.
  1157.  
  1158. 266
  1159. 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,083
  1160. One waffle.
  1161.  
  1162. 267
  1163. 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,416
  1164. Holy shit!
  1165.  
  1166. 268
  1167. 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,333
  1168. Um... Stuart, this is Billy.
  1169.  
  1170. 269
  1171. 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,833
  1172. Hi.
  1173.  
  1174. 270
  1175. 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,416
  1176. 'Sup?
  1177.  
  1178. 271
  1179. 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,375
  1180. I was hoping for some breakfast.
  1181.  
  1182. 272
  1183. 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,291
  1184. Oh!
  1185.  
  1186. 273
  1187. 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,416
  1188. You uh...
  1189. Really gonna eat all that?
  1190.  
  1191. 274
  1192. 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,708
  1193. Oh, yeah, I don't waste any food.
  1194.  
  1195. 275
  1196. 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,666
  1197. Like... ever?
  1198.  
  1199. 276
  1200. 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,750
  1201. Ever.
  1202.  
  1203. 277
  1204. 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,226
  1205. Mm... What if you're eating something
  1206. and it falls on the floor?
  1207.  
  1208. 278
  1209. 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,958
  1210. Then I feed it to my dog.
  1211.  
  1212. 279
  1213. 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,291
  1214. What if your dog isn't around?
  1215.  
  1216. 280
  1217. 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,250
  1218. Then I locate a dog.
  1219.  
  1220. 281
  1221. 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,773
  1222. What if you're on a dog-free island?
  1223.  
  1224. 282
  1225. 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,953
  1226. You're doing a concert
  1227. on a dog-free island somewhere.
  1228.  
  1229. 283
  1230. 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,125
  1231. I'm sure the island has other animals
  1232. that eat food that falls on the floor.
  1233.  
  1234. 284
  1235. 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,208
  1236. Damn it.
  1237.  
  1238. 285
  1239. 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,500
  1240. You're probably right.
  1241.  
  1242. 286
  1243. 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041
  1244. So, why don't you ever waste food?
  1245.  
  1246. 287
  1247. 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,208
  1248. Hunger is...
  1249.  
  1250. 288
  1251. 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,250
  1252. It's a <i>thing</i> for me, you know?
  1253.  
  1254. 289
  1255. 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,250
  1256. Um... A cause.
  1257.  
  1258. 290
  1259. 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,541
  1260. Why?
  1261.  
  1262. 291
  1263. 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,666
  1264. You know, I'm a pretty important person,
  1265.  
  1266. 292
  1267. 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,125
  1268. so I like to do
  1269. a lot of uh... important charity work.
  1270.  
  1271. 293
  1272. 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,750
  1273. Come on.
  1274.  
  1275. 294
  1276. 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250
  1277. I don't know.
  1278.  
  1279. 295
  1280. 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,791
  1281. I guess we didn't really grow up
  1282. with a whole lot.
  1283.  
  1284. 296
  1285. 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,375
  1286. - I don't know if I want many carbs today.
  1287. - I definitely want carbs.
  1288.  
  1289. 297
  1290. 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,708
  1291. Oh, my god!
  1292.  
  1293. 298
  1294. 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,710
  1295. - Let's sit down and just order.
  1296. - French toast...
  1297.  
  1298. 299
  1299. 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,916
  1300. Maybe the universe isn't against me.
  1301.  
  1302. 300
  1303. 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,750
  1304. Maybe it's telling me
  1305. to have my party here.
  1306.  
  1307. 301
  1308. 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,708
  1309. The universe...
  1310. always has the answer, Keon.
  1311.  
  1312. 302
  1313. 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,791
  1314. You just have to subscribe
  1315. to her newsletter.
  1316.  
  1317. 303
  1318. 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,916
  1319. Well, does that mean
  1320. I can have my party here?
  1321.  
  1322. 304
  1323. 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,833
  1324. Aren't you glad I called you in today?
  1325.  
  1326. 305
  1327. 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,416
  1328. Dude, yeah!
  1329.  
  1330. 306
  1331. 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,083
  1332. Yes, thank you!
  1333.  
  1334. 307
  1335. 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,086
  1336. OK, look,
  1337. you're gonna have to clean up tomorrow.
  1338.  
  1339. 308
  1340. 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,291
  1341. You're gonna have to play some good music,
  1342. and you're gonna have to give me
  1343.  
  1344. 309
  1345. 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,255
  1346. a ride home
  1347. because I bicycled here this morning
  1348.  
  1349. 310
  1350. 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,875
  1351. and it was real slip-slidey out there.
  1352.  
  1353. 311
  1354. 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,038
  1355. - Done!
  1356. - OK.
  1357.  
  1358. 312
  1359. 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,875
  1360. Thank you!
  1361.  
  1362. 313
  1363. 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,125
  1364. Keon!
  1365.  
  1366. 314
  1367. 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:39,875
  1368. That girl and I...
  1369.  
  1370. 315
  1371. 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,750
  1372. kinda had, like, a thing.
  1373.  
  1374. 316
  1375. 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,791
  1376. You... you hooked up?
  1377.  
  1378. 317
  1379. 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,601
  1380. Yeah, but I don't know,
  1381. it was more than that, like...
  1382.  
  1383. 318
  1384. 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:51,000
  1385. Have you ever been with someone
  1386. and you stay up until, like, 4:00 a.m.,
  1387.  
  1388. 319
  1389. 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,541
  1390. just talking about everything,
  1391.  
  1392. 320
  1393. 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,838
  1394. like how you're both super scared
  1395. of getting old
  1396.  
  1397. 321
  1398. 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,392
  1399. and what it felt like the first time
  1400. you saw the Goblet of Fire
  1401.  
  1402. 322
  1403. 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,576
  1404. and you're just like, "I can't believe
  1405. I get to exist at the same time as you!"?
  1406.  
  1407. 323
  1408. 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,458
  1409. No. But...
  1410. Like, I'm really happy for you!
  1411.  
  1412. 324
  1413. 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,458
  1414. I really, really liked her.
  1415.  
  1416. 325
  1417. 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,208
  1418. The way she would, like, talk super fast
  1419. when she got excited.
  1420.  
  1421. 326
  1422. 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,291
  1423. It was really cute.
  1424.  
  1425. 327
  1426. 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:15,916
  1427. I'm gonna do it.
  1428.  
  1429. 328
  1430. 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,250
  1431. I'm going over there.
  1432.  
  1433. 329
  1434. 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,458
  1435. Play it cool, though.
  1436. You know how to play it cool.
  1437.  
  1438. 330
  1439. 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,625
  1440. I can play it cool.
  1441.  
  1442. 331
  1443. 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,958
  1444. Wait, how do you play it cool?
  1445.  
  1446. 332
  1447. 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,458
  1448. - You just go over there,
  1449. - Uh-huh.
  1450.  
  1451. 333
  1452. 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,305
  1453. and then you ask her if her
  1454. and her friends will stay for the party.
  1455.  
  1456. 334
  1457. 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:29,916
  1458. OK.
  1459.  
  1460. 335
  1461. 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,208
  1462. You got this.
  1463.  
  1464. 336
  1465. 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,250
  1466. Hey!
  1467.  
  1468. 337
  1469. 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,000
  1470. How are you? What are you doing here?
  1471.  
  1472. 338
  1473. 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:45,958
  1474. Um... Hi.
  1475.  
  1476. 339
  1477. 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,125
  1478. It's so crazy.
  1479. I was actually just thinking
  1480.  
  1481. 340
  1482. 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,088
  1483. about you this morning
  1484. when I was in the shower.
  1485.  
  1486. 341
  1487. 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,458
  1488. Oh, no, not like that. Not like a weird...
  1489.  
  1490. 342
  1491. 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,875
  1492. No, 'cause I have one of those soaps
  1493.  
  1494. 343
  1495. 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,481
  1496. that has a little toy in the center.
  1497.  
  1498. 344
  1499. 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,916
  1500. It's not, I mean...
  1501.  
  1502. 345
  1503. 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,625
  1504. I'm not like a toddler or anything.
  1505.  
  1506. 346
  1507. 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,583
  1508. It's just one of those, like,
  1509. "let's bring back the '90s" type things.
  1510.  
  1511. 347
  1512. 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:10,625
  1513. Anyway, I got the toy out, finally,
  1514. this morning, and it was a horse!
  1515.  
  1516. 348
  1517. 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,333
  1518. And I remember you said
  1519.  
  1520. 349
  1521. 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,208
  1522. horses are just basically big dogs.
  1523.  
  1524. 350
  1525. 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,875
  1526. So I... I thought of you.
  1527.  
  1528. 351
  1529. 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,875
  1530. OK, whatever.
  1531. Can we, like, order now?
  1532.  
  1533. 352
  1534. 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,226
  1535. - I definitely want the waffle sandwich.
  1536. - French toast.
  1537.  
  1538. 353
  1539. 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,958
  1540. - Can I get the waffle bites?
  1541. - And, like, the waffle...
  1542.  
  1543. 354
  1544. 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,041
  1545. - I'm sorry.
  1546. - We'll get a couple orders of bacon,
  1547.  
  1548. 355
  1549. 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,416
  1550. like, maybe four for the table?
  1551.  
  1552. 356
  1553. 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,625
  1554. Angie, you made it!
  1555.  
  1556. 357
  1557. 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,958
  1558. Hey, JP!
  1559.  
  1560. 358
  1561. 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,833
  1562. This is my friend, Tobin.
  1563.  
  1564. 359
  1565. 00:18:58,958 --> 00:18:59,875
  1566. I know Tobin!
  1567.  
  1568. 360
  1569. 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:00,958
  1570. - You do?
  1571. - You do?
  1572.  
  1573. 361
  1574. 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,601
  1575. Of course!
  1576. You sat behind me in Physics!
  1577.  
  1578. 362
  1579. 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,625
  1580. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... I know that,
  1581. I just didn't think that you'd know that.
  1582.  
  1583. 363
  1584. 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,500
  1585. Come on, man. Bring it in.
  1586. Oh, yeah.
  1587.  
  1588. 364
  1589. 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,416
  1590. So you guys play broomball?
  1591.  
  1592. 365
  1593. 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,541
  1594. Love broomball!
  1595.  
  1596. 366
  1597. 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,666
  1598. Alright, sweet! You're on my team.
  1599. Come on, man.
  1600.  
  1601. 367
  1602. 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,041
  1603. You love broomball?
  1604.  
  1605. 368
  1606. 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,583
  1607. I've never heard
  1608. you once mention broomball.
  1609.  
  1610. 369
  1611. 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,916
  1612. That's because I don't like
  1613. <i>talking </i>about broomball.
  1614.  
  1615. 370
  1616. 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,833
  1617. I love <i>playing </i>broomball.
  1618.  
  1619. 371
  1620. 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,791
  1621. I'm nice on the ice, which is a phrase
  1622.  
  1623. 372
  1624. 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,559
  1625. other people have used to describe me
  1626. and how good I am at broomball.
  1627.  
  1628. 373
  1629. 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,000
  1630. OK, because you usually never like
  1631. to play sports, so...
  1632.  
  1633. 374
  1634. 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,541
  1635. Broomball is not a sport!
  1636.  
  1637. 375
  1638. 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,583
  1639. It's a leisurely holiday pastime.
  1640.  
  1641. 376
  1642. 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,416
  1643. Besides, who are we playing,
  1644. the broomball Olympians?
  1645.  
  1646. 377
  1647. 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,708
  1648. Yo, JP!
  1649.  
  1650. 378
  1651. 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,500
  1652. Holy shit!
  1653.  
  1654. 379
  1655. 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,416
  1656. We came to play!
  1657.  
  1658. 380
  1659. 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,625
  1660. You guys ready or what?
  1661.  
  1662. 381
  1663. 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,041
  1664. The Reston brothers?
  1665.  
  1666. 382
  1667. 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,666
  1668. This is their party?
  1669. I thought they went to jail.
  1670.  
  1671. 383
  1672. 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,750
  1673. I think they just got probation for that.
  1674.  
  1675. 384
  1676. 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
  1677. Hey, man.
  1678.  
  1679. 385
  1680. 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,853
  1681. I saw you roll up in your pussy wagon.
  1682.  
  1683. 386
  1684. 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,750
  1685. That's clever.
  1686.  
  1687. 387
  1688. 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,375
  1689. <i>♪ Christmas time ♪</i>
  1690.  
  1691. 388
  1692. 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,458
  1693. JP!
  1694.  
  1695. 389
  1696. 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,208
  1697. <i>♪ The world's so fine ♪</i>
  1698.  
  1699. 390
  1700. 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,000
  1701. I'm open!
  1702.  
  1703. 391
  1704. 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,083
  1705. Tobe!
  1706.  
  1707. 392
  1708. 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,333
  1709. <i>♪ Brotherhood ♪</i>
  1710.  
  1711. 393
  1712. 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,208
  1713. - Woo!
  1714. - Home boy's gonna <i>feel</i> it!
  1715.  
  1716. 394
  1717. 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,559
  1718. - You alright, man?
  1719. - Yeah, all good.
  1720.  
  1721. 395
  1722. 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,823
  1723. You gotta try to stay vertical, my man!
  1724.  
  1725. 396
  1726. 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,875
  1727. Ooh!
  1728. Let's get you back out there, alright?
  1729.  
  1730. 397
  1731. 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583
  1732. Come on.
  1733.  
  1734. 398
  1735. 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,500
  1736. Back up, back up! You got this, T!
  1737. You got this, T!
  1738.  
  1739. 399
  1740. 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,125
  1741. Come on. Step up, step up!
  1742.  
  1743. 400
  1744. 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,416
  1745. Hey, look out!
  1746.  
  1747. 401
  1748. 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500
  1749. Oh!
  1750.  
  1751. 402
  1752. 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:39,916
  1753. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  1754. Woo! Woo!
  1755.  
  1756. 403
  1757. 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,833
  1758. You alright?
  1759.  
  1760. 404
  1761. 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,541
  1762. Yeah. Yeah.
  1763.  
  1764. 405
  1765. 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:48,875
  1766. Duke, pass!
  1767.  
  1768. 406
  1769. 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,666
  1770. - There you go, T. There you go!
  1771. - All right!
  1772.  
  1773. 407
  1774. 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,750
  1775. There you go!
  1776.  
  1777. 408
  1778. 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,273
  1779. - You got this! You got this, man!
  1780. - Shoot! Shoot!
  1781.  
  1782. 409
  1783. 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,583
  1784. <i>♪ Let's get together ♪</i>
  1785.  
  1786. 410
  1787. 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,893
  1788. - Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
  1789. - Why? It takes like two seconds!
  1790.  
  1791. 411
  1792. 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,688
  1793. What... What are you doing right now?
  1794.  
  1795. 412
  1796. 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,250
  1797. Nothing, I'm just...
  1798.  
  1799. 413
  1800. 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,791
  1801. They... They see me,
  1802.  
  1803. 414
  1804. 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,166
  1805. but you know, you don't need to...
  1806.  
  1807. 415
  1808. 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,083
  1809. Ah, shit.
  1810.  
  1811. 416
  1812. 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708
  1813. It's happening. I'm... I'm sorry.
  1814.  
  1815. 417
  1816. 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:40,958
  1817. Go. Men's bathroom window.
  1818.  
  1819. 418
  1820. 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,416
  1821. Go. Go, go, go.
  1822.  
  1823. 419
  1824. 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,291
  1825. - Hey!
  1826. - Was that Stuart Bale?
  1827.  
  1828. 420
  1829. 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,125
  1830. Mm... Yeah.
  1831.  
  1832. 421
  1833. 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,333
  1834. Yeah, Stuart Bale is eating
  1835. at the Waffle Town.
  1836.  
  1837. 422
  1838. 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,125
  1839. And Lady Gaga is just buying tampons
  1840. at the Gas and Go. So...
  1841.  
  1842. 423
  1843. 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:04,500
  1844. No, that was my...
  1845. that was my step cousin Bryant...
  1846.  
  1847. 424
  1848. 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,458
  1849. And his name is Bryant.
  1850.  
  1851. 425
  1852. 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:07,375
  1853. Oh, really?
  1854.  
  1855. 426
  1856. 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,666
  1857. Then why did he just run off
  1858. to the bathroom?
  1859.  
  1860. 427
  1861. 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,625
  1862. Well why would you run to the bathroom?
  1863.  
  1864. 428
  1865. 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:12,750
  1866. Oh. Ew!
  1867.  
  1868. 429
  1869. 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:20,708
  1870. I'm sure there's a way
  1871. to do this and still look cool. Oh!
  1872.  
  1873. 430
  1874. 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,750
  1875. Nailed it.
  1876.  
  1877. 431
  1878. 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,833
  1879. Yeah, thanks uh... thanks for the help.
  1880.  
  1881. 432
  1882. 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,041
  1883. Any time. OK.
  1884.  
  1885. 433
  1886. 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:32,875
  1887. I'm gonna go now.
  1888.  
  1889. 434
  1890. 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,434
  1891. Look, it was... it was really nice
  1892.  
  1893. 435
  1894. 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,791
  1895. and totally bizarre
  1896. and random to meet you, but...
  1897.  
  1898. 436
  1899. 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,666
  1900. I gotta go. I have a lot to do.
  1901.  
  1902. 437
  1903. 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,041
  1904. Like what?
  1905.  
  1906. 438
  1907. 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
  1908. Like meet my mom.
  1909.  
  1910. 439
  1911. 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,041
  1912. Er... Don't worry about it.
  1913.  
  1914. 440
  1915. 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,833
  1916. I mean, I'm not worried, I'm... just...
  1917.  
  1918. 441
  1919. 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,875
  1920. Look, I have a lot to do.
  1921. I have things to do.
  1922.  
  1923. 442
  1924. 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,416
  1925. Like what? Tell me.
  1926.  
  1927. 443
  1928. 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,833
  1929. I have to make a decision that impacts
  1930. the entire rest of my life, OK?
  1931.  
  1932. 444
  1933. 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,541
  1934. I got into Columbia. In New York.
  1935.  
  1936. 445
  1937. 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:07,250
  1938. Also, my mom is sick.
  1939.  
  1940. 446
  1941. 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,013
  1942. And we don't know which way it's gonna go,
  1943.  
  1944. 447
  1945. 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,083
  1946. so I have to stay
  1947. and I have to take care of her
  1948.  
  1949. 448
  1950. 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,206
  1951. because this might be
  1952. the last year I have with her.
  1953.  
  1954. 449
  1955. 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,083
  1956. And I asked for a deferral,
  1957. but they said I'd lose my scholarship.
  1958.  
  1959. 450
  1960. 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,500
  1961. Sorry for the... massive download.
  1962.  
  1963. 451
  1964. 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,041
  1965. I just haven't actually said that
  1966. to anyone.
  1967.  
  1968. 452
  1969. 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:29,833
  1970. Anyways, Merry Christmas. I gotta go.
  1971.  
  1972. 453
  1973. 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,916
  1974. Wait. Where are you headed?
  1975.  
  1976. 454
  1977. 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,750
  1978. I told you, I'm meeting my mom.
  1979.  
  1980. 455
  1981. 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,708
  1982. At our winter holiday pageant.
  1983.  
  1984. 456
  1985. 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,125
  1986. Sounds fun.
  1987.  
  1988. 457
  1989. 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:42,684
  1990. <i>Hey, this is Jeb.</i>
  1991.  
  1992. 458
  1993. 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,583
  1994. <i>You know what to do after the beep.</i>
  1995.  
  1996. 459
  1997. 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,458
  1998. Hey!
  1999.  
  2000. 460
  2001. 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:06,875
  2002. Hey!
  2003.  
  2004. 461
  2005. 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,041
  2006. Yeah, can I help you?
  2007.  
  2008. 462
  2009. 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,166
  2010. Yes, please. Um...
  2011.  
  2012. 463
  2013. 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,541
  2014. I'm, like, stranded in the snow.
  2015.  
  2016. 464
  2017. 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,305
  2018. Can you give me a ride to the Waffle Town?
  2019.  
  2020. 465
  2021. 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,541
  2022. Sure. Yeah, it's snowing.
  2023.  
  2024. 466
  2025. 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458
  2026. There's no buses running. Yeah, get in.
  2027.  
  2028. 467
  2029. 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:24,583
  2030. Thank you!
  2031.  
  2032. 468
  2033. 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:30,958
  2034. Are you crazy?
  2035.  
  2036. 469
  2037. 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:34,000
  2038. - Are you out of your mind?
  2039. - What?
  2040.  
  2041. 470
  2042. 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,958
  2043. You don't go getting into people's cars
  2044. you don't know!
  2045.  
  2046. 471
  2047. 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,500
  2048. Relax! I have my phone.
  2049.  
  2050. 472
  2051. 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,000
  2052. Well what the hell does that have to do
  2053. with anything?
  2054.  
  2055. 473
  2056. 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,541
  2057. Like, if someone were to hurt me,
  2058. I could call 911.
  2059.  
  2060. 474
  2061. 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,291
  2062. Well what if they took your phone?
  2063.  
  2064. 475
  2065. 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,215
  2066. Well if the phone was still in the car,
  2067. it's pinging off the cell towers
  2068.  
  2069. 476
  2070. 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,541
  2071. and tracking where I am.
  2072.  
  2073. 477
  2074. 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,916
  2075. Oh, well what good is that
  2076. if you're murdered?
  2077.  
  2078. 478
  2079. 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
  2080. Well hopefully that knowledge can be
  2081. a deterrent to the murderer.
  2082.  
  2083. 479
  2084. 00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,041
  2085. OK.
  2086.  
  2087. 480
  2088. 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,208
  2089. What were you doing
  2090. out there all by yourself anyway?
  2091.  
  2092. 481
  2093. 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,750
  2094. My best friend left me.
  2095.  
  2096. 482
  2097. 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,125
  2098. Sounds like a great best friend.
  2099.  
  2100. 483
  2101. 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,708
  2102. OK, she didn't leave me.
  2103.  
  2104. 484
  2105. 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:11,083
  2106. I was in a situation
  2107. she didn't understand.
  2108.  
  2109. 485
  2110. 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,625
  2111. My boyfriend's being weird.
  2112. He's not answering any of my texts.
  2113.  
  2114. 486
  2115. 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,041
  2116. He knows where I am, though.
  2117.  
  2118. 487
  2119. 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,166
  2120. Oh, my god, now you're scared?
  2121.  
  2122. 488
  2123. 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,083
  2124. You have terrible instincts.
  2125.  
  2126. 489
  2127. 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,958
  2128. Has anyone ever told you that?
  2129.  
  2130. 490
  2131. 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,250
  2132. It's 'cause you're relying on that thing
  2133. instead of yourself.
  2134.  
  2135. 491
  2136. 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,333
  2137. Mm-hmm.
  2138.  
  2139. 492
  2140. 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,166
  2141. A 156-piece elf village?
  2142.  
  2143. 493
  2144. 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,458
  2145. Some people's moms,
  2146. they knit stockings.
  2147.  
  2148. 494
  2149. 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,875
  2150. Mine collects elves
  2151.  
  2152. 495
  2153. 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:45,678
  2154. and their communities.
  2155.  
  2156. 496
  2157. 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,625
  2158. So, what are your plans for the holidays?
  2159.  
  2160. 497
  2161. 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,791
  2162. I'll just be at the hotel.
  2163.  
  2164. 498
  2165. 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,916
  2166. Christmas in a hotel?
  2167.  
  2168. 499
  2169. 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,541
  2170. I'm used to it. I travel a lot.
  2171.  
  2172. 500
  2173. 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:58,000
  2174. Do you like it?
  2175.  
  2176. 501
  2177. 00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:01,000
  2178. Honestly, I really would love to be
  2179.  
  2180. 502
  2181. 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,541
  2182. in one place,
  2183.  
  2184. 503
  2185. 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,583
  2186. just for a little while.
  2187.  
  2188. 504
  2189. 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,000
  2190. Well, maybe we just... we switch.
  2191.  
  2192. 505
  2193. 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,875
  2194. Singing and dancing can't be <i>that </i>hard.
  2195.  
  2196. 506
  2197. 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,958
  2198. OK. I'll send you my set list.
  2199.  
  2200. 507
  2201. 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,958
  2202. So why your mom like Christmas so much?
  2203.  
  2204. 508
  2205. 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,583
  2206. Uh...
  2207.  
  2208. 509
  2209. 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,500
  2210. I think...
  2211.  
  2212. 510
  2213. 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:26,625
  2214. You know, it's 'cause my... my dad, he left
  2215. in between Thanksgiving and Christmas
  2216.  
  2217. 511
  2218. 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,291
  2219. and now my mom kind of wants
  2220. Christmas to be...
  2221.  
  2222. 512
  2223. 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:34,208
  2224. amazing and spectacular and...
  2225.  
  2226. 513
  2227. 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:35,916
  2228. for me.
  2229.  
  2230. 514
  2231. 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,791
  2232. That's sweet.
  2233.  
  2234. 515
  2235. 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,916
  2236. Kind of, I guess.
  2237.  
  2238. 516
  2239. 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,736
  2240. This place is beautiful.
  2241.  
  2242. 517
  2243. 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,916
  2244. It's like the perfect holiday card.
  2245.  
  2246. 518
  2247. 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,208
  2248. Snow hides a lot.
  2249.  
  2250. 519
  2251. 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,208
  2252. It's like the Spanx of weather.
  2253.  
  2254. 520
  2255. 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,333
  2256. Where did you grow up?
  2257.  
  2258. 521
  2259. 00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,708
  2260. Ah. Guessing most people already know
  2261. that about you.
  2262.  
  2263. 522
  2264. 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,333
  2265. I grew up in Atlanta.
  2266.  
  2267. 523
  2268. 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,500
  2269. I grew up more of a loner.
  2270.  
  2271. 524
  2272. 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,583
  2273. But I had music, so... it was cool.
  2274.  
  2275. 525
  2276. 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,541
  2277. But my dad didn't really like it.
  2278.  
  2279. 526
  2280. 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,708
  2281. He was real strict.
  2282.  
  2283. 527
  2284. 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,208
  2285. I mean even now, he doesn't think
  2286.  
  2287. 528
  2288. 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,833
  2289. music is a real job and...
  2290.  
  2291. 529
  2292. 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,458
  2293. Have you told him it is?
  2294.  
  2295. 530
  2296. 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,666
  2297. The point is...
  2298.  
  2299. 531
  2300. 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,291
  2301. you can do a lot worse than this place,
  2302. trust me.
  2303.  
  2304. 532
  2305. 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:35,500
  2306. Yeah, well I guess I have
  2307. the next several years to find out.
  2308.  
  2309. 533
  2310. 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,541
  2311. The Reston brothers?
  2312.  
  2313. 534
  2314. 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,166
  2315. I thought they were in prison.
  2316.  
  2317. 535
  2318. 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,875
  2319. Well, apparently not.
  2320.  
  2321. 536
  2322. 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:45,750
  2323. Dude, get away from them!
  2324.  
  2325. 537
  2326. 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,291
  2327. I can't, man.
  2328. It's... It's their party
  2329.  
  2330. 538
  2331. 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,455
  2332. and we're here so Duke can hang out
  2333. with JP Lapierre.
  2334.  
  2335. 539
  2336. 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:55,291
  2337. - Hello?
  2338. - That was a moment of silence
  2339.  
  2340. 540
  2341. 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,000
  2342. for your hopes of ever being
  2343. with Duke.
  2344.  
  2345. 541
  2346. 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,333
  2347. Thanks, man. That's... that helps.
  2348.  
  2349. 542
  2350. 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,838
  2351. Especially since he just finished telling
  2352. us about his semester in Kenya,
  2353.  
  2354. 543
  2355. 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,416
  2356. building schools and stuff,
  2357.  
  2358. 544
  2359. 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,375
  2360. Dude, if she's hooking up
  2361. with JP Lapierre...
  2362.  
  2363. 545
  2364. 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,583
  2365. They're not hooking up.
  2366.  
  2367. 546
  2368. 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
  2369. Yet.
  2370.  
  2371. 547
  2372. 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,500
  2373. I can't leave here, man.
  2374.  
  2375. 548
  2376. 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:15,583
  2377. You have to!
  2378.  
  2379. 549
  2380. 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,142
  2381. I'm having my party at the Awful Town.
  2382. I need you to bring beer!
  2383.  
  2384. 550
  2385. 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:22,000
  2386. <i>I have dancers here, OK?
  2387. You get here, we'll have drink!</i>
  2388.  
  2389. 551
  2390. 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,458
  2391. OK, I think I have a plan.
  2392.  
  2393. 552
  2394. 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:25,125
  2395. <i>Thank you! You see? I just...</i>
  2396.  
  2397. 553
  2398. 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,875
  2399. Hey, man, I just want to apologize
  2400. for them. It wasn't cool.
  2401.  
  2402. 554
  2403. 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,558
  2404. - No, that's cool. That's cool.
  2405. - No, no.
  2406.  
  2407. 555
  2408. 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,500
  2409. No, no, no. You can be reasonable and calm
  2410. about it, but I'm not.
  2411.  
  2412. 556
  2413. 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,458
  2414. It's not OK what they did to you.
  2415.  
  2416. 557
  2417. 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,875
  2418. You know she's right, T.
  2419.  
  2420. 558
  2421. 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,416
  2422. You bottle up all that emotion,
  2423. it turns into anxiety.
  2424.  
  2425. 559
  2426. 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,041
  2427. Recently I started doing
  2428. this Qigong meditation.
  2429.  
  2430. 560
  2431. 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,291
  2432. I'm sure you've heard of it.
  2433.  
  2434. 561
  2435. 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,666
  2436. Yeah, you know, I mean...
  2437.  
  2438. 562
  2439. 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,791
  2440. I've heard of... meditation.
  2441.  
  2442. 563
  2443. 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,791
  2444. Anyway, it's this type
  2445. of mind-body exercise,
  2446.  
  2447. 564
  2448. 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,435
  2449. really great for martial arts training.
  2450.  
  2451. 565
  2452. 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,463
  2453. I think
  2454. you'd be really good at it, man.
  2455.  
  2456. 566
  2457. 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,166
  2458. Thanks, man.
  2459.  
  2460. 567
  2461. 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,833
  2462. So what do you say
  2463. we get out of here, huh?
  2464.  
  2465. 568
  2466. 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,916
  2467. - Uh, yeah, I'm down.
  2468. - Same.
  2469.  
  2470. 569
  2471. 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,583
  2472. Cool. And we're taking their keg.
  2473.  
  2474. 570
  2475. 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,500
  2476. <i>♪ Now the king told the boogie men ♪</i>
  2477.  
  2478. 571
  2479. 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,583
  2480. Let's go!
  2481.  
  2482. 572
  2483. 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:14,625
  2484. - Go, go, go, go!
  2485. - Hey!
  2486.  
  2487. 573
  2488. 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:15,708
  2489. Hey!
  2490.  
  2491. 574
  2492. 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:16,625
  2493. Shit!
  2494.  
  2495. 575
  2496. 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,333
  2497. - You're dead, man!
  2498. - That's our keg!
  2499.  
  2500. 576
  2501. 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,291
  2502. - The car, man!
  2503. - Fucking dead!
  2504.  
  2505. 577
  2506. 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:23,666
  2507. - Go, go, go, go, go!
  2508. - Woo!
  2509.  
  2510. 578
  2511. 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,666
  2512. <i>♪ The Sheik he drove his Cadillac ♪</i>
  2513.  
  2514. 579
  2515. 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,186
  2516. <i>♪ He went a' cruisin' down the ville ♪</i>
  2517.  
  2518. 580
  2519. 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,583
  2520. Alright!
  2521.  
  2522. 581
  2523. 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:34,500
  2524. <i>♪ The muezzin was a' standing ♪</i>
  2525.  
  2526. 582
  2527. 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,791
  2528. - Woo!
  2529. - Woo!
  2530.  
  2531. 583
  2532. 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,125
  2533. - Floor it, T-bird!
  2534. - I'm trying!
  2535.  
  2536. 584
  2537. 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,666
  2538. <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it
  2539. Rockin' the Casbah ♪</i>
  2540.  
  2541. 585
  2542. 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,208
  2543. <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it
  2544. Rockin' the Casbah ♪</i>
  2545.  
  2546. 586
  2547. 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,833
  2548. Why are we slowing down?
  2549.  
  2550. 587
  2551. 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,541
  2552. Oh, no, no, no!
  2553.  
  2554. 588
  2555. 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,791
  2556. - Wait.
  2557. - Oh, god!
  2558.  
  2559. 589
  2560. 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,416
  2561. Oh, god!
  2562.  
  2563. 590
  2564. 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:07,583
  2565. Incoming!
  2566.  
  2567. 591
  2568. 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,458
  2569. Come on, Carla! Don't be a little bitch!
  2570.  
  2571. 592
  2572. 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,333
  2573. Yeah, Carla!
  2574. Work that ass like I know you can!
  2575.  
  2576. 593
  2577. 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:18,041
  2578. Guys, I know it's a car,
  2579. but I'm also a feminist, so...
  2580.  
  2581. 594
  2582. 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,083
  2583. - Oh!
  2584. - Ooh!
  2585.  
  2586. 595
  2587. 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,125
  2588. Go on, man!
  2589.  
  2590. 596
  2591. 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,375
  2592. Gosh!
  2593.  
  2594. 597
  2595. 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,253
  2596. - OK. Come on, let's go.
  2597. - Alright, we're moving.
  2598.  
  2599. 598
  2600. 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,791
  2601. - Here we go.
  2602. - Come on.
  2603.  
  2604. 599
  2605. 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,625
  2606. They're right behind us, bud. Come on!
  2607. Come on, Carla!
  2608.  
  2609. 600
  2610. 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,666
  2611. - Right here!
  2612. - Turn right!
  2613.  
  2614. 601
  2615. 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,625
  2616. <i>♪ Rock the Casbah ♪</i>
  2617.  
  2618. 602
  2619. 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:41,000
  2620. <i>♪ The Shareef don't like it ♪</i>
  2621.  
  2622. 603
  2623. 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:45,666
  2624. <i>♪ Rockin' the Casbah
  2625. Rock the Casbah ♪</i>
  2626.  
  2627. 604
  2628. 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,333
  2629. Woo!
  2630.  
  2631. 605
  2632. 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,833
  2633. - Oh, my god!
  2634. - Yeah! Woo!
  2635.  
  2636. 606
  2637. 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,208
  2638. Way to go, T-man!
  2639.  
  2640. 607
  2641. 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,791
  2642. Woo! Yes, Carla!
  2643.  
  2644. 608
  2645. 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,750
  2646. That was insane!
  2647.  
  2648. 609
  2649. 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,125
  2650. Seriously, T-rex,
  2651. you're a hero, man!
  2652.  
  2653. 610
  2654. 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,416
  2655. Wow! Some action hero shit!
  2656.  
  2657. 611
  2658. 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,620
  2659. The way we were sliding and drifting...
  2660.  
  2661. 612
  2662. 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,291
  2663. - Uh... Tobin, brake.
  2664. - Guys?
  2665.  
  2666. 613
  2667. 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:09,851
  2668. - What's happening?
  2669. - Press the brake!
  2670.  
  2671. 614
  2672. 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,017
  2673. I'm trying to press the brake!
  2674. I mean I am pressing it!
  2675.  
  2676. 615
  2677. 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,041
  2678. - Bre... Stop! No!
  2679. - No, no, no!
  2680.  
  2681. 616
  2682. 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,125
  2683. We're in a ditch.
  2684.  
  2685. 617
  2686. 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,333
  2687. Everyone all right?
  2688.  
  2689. 618
  2690. 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,083
  2691. Um... Dude? Dude...
  2692.  
  2693. 619
  2694. 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,708
  2695. I think your nipple's bleeding.
  2696.  
  2697. 620
  2698. 00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,666
  2699. <i>♪ I weigh the water ♪</i>
  2700.  
  2701. 621
  2702. 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,666
  2703. <i>♪ I feel it all ♪</i>
  2704.  
  2705. 622
  2706. 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:50,916
  2707. <i>♪ I ask myself a million questions
  2708. in the dark ♪</i>
  2709.  
  2710. 623
  2711. 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:55,500
  2712. <i>♪ I lay in silence, but silence talks ♪</i>
  2713.  
  2714. 624
  2715. 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,916
  2716. <i>♪ It tells me heaven is
  2717. no closer than it was ♪</i>
  2718.  
  2719. 625
  2720. 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,125
  2721. Hey,
  2722.  
  2723. 626
  2724. 00:32:00,291 --> 00:32:03,458
  2725. I... I just want to say I don't really know
  2726. what that was back there, but...
  2727.  
  2728. 627
  2729. 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,250
  2730. <i>♪ All mixed up inside ♪</i>
  2731.  
  2732. 628
  2733. 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,958
  2734. <i>♪ When I get too on ya ♪</i>
  2735.  
  2736. 629
  2737. 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,333
  2738. <i>♪ And I wanna call ya ♪</i>
  2739.  
  2740. 630
  2741. 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,208
  2742. <i>♪ With late night feelings ♪</i>
  2743.  
  2744. 631
  2745. 00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:17,916
  2746. <i>♪ On and on and on
  2747. Feeling on and on ♪</i>
  2748.  
  2749. 632
  2750. 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,083
  2751. <i>♪ On and on, on and on ♪</i>
  2752.  
  2753. 633
  2754. 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,708
  2755. I have not stopped thinking about you.
  2756.  
  2757. 634
  2758. 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:37,976
  2759. I want to go sledding.
  2760.  
  2761. 635
  2762. 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,041
  2763. What? Now?
  2764.  
  2765. 636
  2766. 00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:41,666
  2767. Yeah.
  2768.  
  2769. 637
  2770. 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,208
  2771. You don't have a sled.
  2772.  
  2773. 638
  2774. 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,166
  2775. Young moms.
  2776.  
  2777. 639
  2778. 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,416
  2779. That's my sweet spot.
  2780.  
  2781. 640
  2782. 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,375
  2783. Hey.
  2784.  
  2785. 641
  2786. 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:53,958
  2787. Hi.
  2788.  
  2789. 642
  2790. 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,583
  2791. Yeah, you guys mind if I borrow your sled?
  2792.  
  2793. 643
  2794. 00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,791
  2795. Hi, I'm Stuart. Nice to meet you.
  2796.  
  2797. 644
  2798. 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,250
  2799. Hello.
  2800.  
  2801. 645
  2802. 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:01,750
  2803. Oh, yeah, let's get a photo.
  2804.  
  2805. 646
  2806. 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:04,541
  2807. Boom!
  2808.  
  2809. 647
  2810. 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,916
  2811. Alright. Very nice to meet you.
  2812.  
  2813. 648
  2814. 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,166
  2815. I'll bring this back, OK?
  2816.  
  2817. 649
  2818. 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,458
  2819. Got us a loaner.
  2820.  
  2821. 650
  2822. 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,791
  2823. Is... uh...
  2824.  
  2825. 651
  2826. 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,291
  2827. that OK?
  2828.  
  2829. 652
  2830. 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,625
  2831. I... Yep.
  2832.  
  2833. 653
  2834. 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,333
  2835. Wait!
  2836.  
  2837. 654
  2838. 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,166
  2839. Look...
  2840.  
  2841. 655
  2842. 00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:34,291
  2843. Anything can happen.
  2844.  
  2845. 656
  2846. 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:36,458
  2847. Good...
  2848.  
  2849. 657
  2850. 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:38,875
  2851. bad...
  2852.  
  2853. 658
  2854. 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,708
  2855. anything.
  2856.  
  2857. 659
  2858. 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,791
  2859. OK.
  2860.  
  2861. 660
  2862. 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,208
  2863. - Let's go.
  2864. - Let's go.
  2865.  
  2866. 661
  2867. 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,833
  2868. Let's go.
  2869.  
  2870. 662
  2871. 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:55,166
  2872. Woo!
  2873.  
  2874. 663
  2875. 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,083
  2876. We're good! We're good!
  2877.  
  2878. 664
  2879. 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,333
  2880. Oh, whoa, whoa!
  2881.  
  2882. 665
  2883. 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,333
  2884. Ooh!
  2885.  
  2886. 666
  2887. 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,333
  2888. Stuart!
  2889.  
  2890. 667
  2891. 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,958
  2892. Whoa!
  2893.  
  2894. 668
  2895. 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,416
  2896. Woo!
  2897.  
  2898. 669
  2899. 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,958
  2900. So I'm guessing it went well.
  2901.  
  2902. 670
  2903. 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:22,416
  2904. And did she say
  2905. they're gonna stay for the party?
  2906.  
  2907. 671
  2908. 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,500
  2909. Well...
  2910.  
  2911. 672
  2912. 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,458
  2913. there wasn't a lot of dialogue.
  2914.  
  2915. 673
  2916. 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,750
  2917. But yeah, I think they're staying.
  2918.  
  2919. 674
  2920. 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:31,666
  2921. OK, great, great! So, body count.
  2922.  
  2923. 675
  2924. 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,083
  2925. Six dancers, if they stay,
  2926.  
  2927. 676
  2928. 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,966
  2929. plus Jeb and company,
  2930.  
  2931. 677
  2932. 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,208
  2933. and then Tobin...
  2934.  
  2935. 678
  2936. 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:39,626
  2937. - Wait, Jeb's here?
  2938. - That's 12...
  2939.  
  2940. 679
  2941. 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,000
  2942. Is that too little? Is that weird?
  2943.  
  2944. 680
  2945. 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,583
  2946. - Do you think that's weird?
  2947. - What?
  2948.  
  2949. 681
  2950. 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,853
  2951. Does this thing go any faster?
  2952.  
  2953. 682
  2954. 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,375
  2955. It's a tow truck in a snowstorm.
  2956.  
  2957. 683
  2958. 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,708
  2959. No, it does not.
  2960.  
  2961. 684
  2962. 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:58,541
  2963. The answer is not in there.
  2964.  
  2965. 685
  2966. 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:02,375
  2967. It's like you're standing on a whale
  2968. fishing for minnows.
  2969.  
  2970. 686
  2971. 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,250
  2972. - What? That's a weird metaphor.
  2973. - You know what?
  2974.  
  2975. 687
  2976. 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,083
  2977. - Hey!
  2978. - Look around at the actual world!
  2979.  
  2980. 688
  2981. 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,583
  2982. You don't know what I need.
  2983.  
  2984. 689
  2985. 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,226
  2986. And if you don't give me my phone back,
  2987. I'm gonna call the police.
  2988.  
  2989. 690
  2990. 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,583
  2991. Oh, yeah, really? With what?
  2992.  
  2993. 691
  2994. 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,708
  2995. - Uh-oh!
  2996. - OK! Alright, how would you feel
  2997.  
  2998. 692
  2999. 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,541
  3000. - if I just took your tinfoil hat?
  3001. - Hey!
  3002.  
  3003. 693
  3004. 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:26,000
  3005. I don't know why you wear that thing,
  3006. but I'm pretty sure you're attached.
  3007.  
  3008. 694
  3009. 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333
  3010. There are theories, you know.
  3011.  
  3012. 695
  3013. 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:33,458
  3014. About you, your hat, your past.
  3015.  
  3016. 696
  3017. 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,875
  3018. NASCAR driver, ex-cop...
  3019.  
  3020. 697
  3021. 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,291
  3022. baked potato.
  3023.  
  3024. 698
  3025. 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:41,291
  3026. Well what does your magic phone say is
  3027. the correct one?
  3028.  
  3029. 699
  3030. 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,895
  3031. What is it with old people and phones?
  3032.  
  3033. 700
  3034. 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,878
  3035. You know all the things I can do
  3036. with that phone?
  3037.  
  3038. 701
  3039. 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,750
  3040. Do you know that I could read a book?
  3041. Write an essay?
  3042.  
  3043. 702
  3044. 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,333
  3045. Learn Spanish, track my steps?
  3046.  
  3047. 703
  3048. 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,583
  3049. Absorb the fact
  3050. that Jeb has literally never liked
  3051.  
  3052. 704
  3053. 00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,000
  3054. any picture I've posted of us,
  3055.  
  3056. 705
  3057. 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:57,163
  3058. and that he's going to break up with me
  3059. on Christmas and start dating Madison,
  3060.  
  3061. 706
  3062. 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,888
  3063. who he's currently with
  3064. at the Waffle Town,
  3065.  
  3066. 707
  3067. 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,916
  3068. which I know thanks to
  3069. Bahar Rizwell's Snapchat!
  3070.  
  3071. 708
  3072. 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,000
  3073. Can you do all of that
  3074. with your magic hat?
  3075.  
  3076. 709
  3077. 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,041
  3078. That's what I thought.
  3079.  
  3080. 710
  3081. 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,958
  3082. - I'm gonna take my phone. Hey!
  3083. - Hey! No!
  3084.  
  3085. 711
  3086. 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,375
  3087. Hey, missy! Hey!
  3088.  
  3089. 712
  3090. 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:18,993
  3091. - Hey!
  3092. - Whoa!
  3093.  
  3094. 713
  3095. 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:24,208
  3096. No!
  3097.  
  3098. 714
  3099. 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,625
  3100. I'm sorry about that.
  3101.  
  3102. 715
  3103. 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,625
  3104. Why does everybody call you "The Duke?"
  3105.  
  3106. 716
  3107. 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,958
  3108. Oh, it's Tobin's fault.
  3109.  
  3110. 717
  3111. 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,041
  3112. Why is that?
  3113.  
  3114. 718
  3115. 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:50,666
  3116. Growing up, I was always one of the boys.
  3117.  
  3118. 719
  3119. 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,333
  3120. Tobin thought I should be
  3121. distinguished for that.
  3122.  
  3123. 720
  3124. 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,333
  3125. He's an original, I'll give him that.
  3126.  
  3127. 721
  3128. 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:57,875
  3129. He must do pretty well with the ladies.
  3130.  
  3131. 722
  3132. 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:58,958
  3133. Tobin?
  3134.  
  3135. 723
  3136. 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:00,958
  3137. No.
  3138.  
  3139. 724
  3140. 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:02,375
  3141. No, not really.
  3142.  
  3143. 725
  3144. 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:05,083
  3145. Well, I think
  3146. when he gets to college,
  3147.  
  3148. 726
  3149. 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,750
  3150. that's gonna change.
  3151.  
  3152. 727
  3153. 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,666
  3154. Sorry about that.
  3155.  
  3156. 728
  3157. 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,375
  3158. Tow truck's on its way.
  3159.  
  3160. 729
  3161. 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,750
  3162. I don't think she suffered.
  3163.  
  3164. 730
  3165. 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:21,666
  3166. She died doing what she loved.
  3167.  
  3168. 731
  3169. 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,291
  3170. Getting really low gas mileage.
  3171.  
  3172. 732
  3173. 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,041
  3174. Shit, guys, it's the twins. Come on!
  3175.  
  3176. 733
  3177. 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,333
  3178. Get down, get down.
  3179.  
  3180. 734
  3181. 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,750
  3182. Get down.
  3183.  
  3184. 735
  3185. 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,666
  3186. Alright. Let's get off the road.
  3187.  
  3188. 736
  3189. 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,333
  3190. Can't believe
  3191. I'm hiding out in a church.
  3192.  
  3193. 737
  3194. 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,291
  3195. Wow! Look at this thing.
  3196.  
  3197. 738
  3198. 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:08,333
  3199. Oh, my god, Tobin, play something!
  3200.  
  3201. 739
  3202. 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,833
  3203. No way, man, you play?
  3204.  
  3205. 740
  3206. 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,291
  3207. Yeah, he's so good.
  3208.  
  3209. 741
  3210. 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,916
  3211. Whoa!
  3212.  
  3213. 742
  3214. 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,625
  3215. Play <i>Whole of the Moon.</i>
  3216.  
  3217. 743
  3218. 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,291
  3219. <i>♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪</i>
  3220.  
  3221. 744
  3222. 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:45,000
  3223. <i>♪ You held it in your hands ♪</i>
  3224.  
  3225. 745
  3226. 00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,666
  3227. <i>♪ I had flashes ♪</i>
  3228.  
  3229. 746
  3230. 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,791
  3231. <i>♪ But you saw the plan ♪</i>
  3232.  
  3233. 747
  3234. 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:57,041
  3235. <i>♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪</i>
  3236.  
  3237. 748
  3238. 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,958
  3239. <i>♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪</i>
  3240.  
  3241. 749
  3242. 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,375
  3243. <i>♪ I saw the crescent ♪</i>
  3244.  
  3245. 750
  3246. 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,708
  3247. <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
  3248.  
  3249. 751
  3250. 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,666
  3251. <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
  3252.  
  3253. 752
  3254. 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,666
  3255. <i>♪ You were there in the turnstiles,
  3256. with the wind at your heels ♪</i>
  3257.  
  3258. 753
  3259. 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:26,000
  3260. <i>♪ You stretched for the stars
  3261. and you know how it feels ♪</i>
  3262.  
  3263. 754
  3264. 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,500
  3265. <i>♪ To reach too high ♪</i>
  3266.  
  3267. 755
  3268. 00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:29,666
  3269. <i>♪ Too far ♪</i>
  3270.  
  3271. 756
  3272. 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,041
  3273. <i>♪ Too soon ♪</i>
  3274.  
  3275. 757
  3276. 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,625
  3277. <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
  3278.  
  3279. 758
  3280. 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:37,416
  3281. <i>♪ I spoke about wings ♪</i>
  3282.  
  3283. 759
  3284. 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,625
  3285. <i>♪ You just flew ♪</i>
  3286.  
  3287. 760
  3288. 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,875
  3289. <i>♪ I wondered, I guessed and I tried ♪</i>
  3290.  
  3291. 761
  3292. 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:53,958
  3293. <i>♪ You just knew
  3294. I sighed ♪</i>
  3295.  
  3296. 762
  3297. 00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:02,166
  3298. <i>♪ But you swooned, I saw the crescent ♪</i>
  3299.  
  3300. 763
  3301. 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,125
  3302. <i>♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪</i>
  3303.  
  3304. 764
  3305. 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,625
  3306. <i>♪ The whole of the moon ♪</i>
  3307.  
  3308. 765
  3309. 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:20,500
  3310. <i>♪ Unicorns and cannonballs,
  3311. palaces and piers ♪</i>
  3312.  
  3313. 766
  3314. 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:24,583
  3315. <i>♪ Trumpets, towers and tenements
  3316. Wide oceans full of tears ♪</i>
  3317.  
  3318. 767
  3319. 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,875
  3320. <i>♪ Flags, rags ferryboats ♪</i>
  3321.  
  3322. 768
  3323. 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,166
  3324. <i>♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪</i>
  3325.  
  3326. 769
  3327. 00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:32,750
  3328. <i>♪ Every precious dream and vision
  3329. underneath the stars ♪</i>
  3330.  
  3331. 770
  3332. 00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:34,875
  3333. <i>♪ Yes, you climbed on the ladder ♪</i>
  3334.  
  3335. 771
  3336. 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,125
  3337. <i>♪ With the wind in your sails ♪</i>
  3338.  
  3339. 772
  3340. 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,208
  3341. <i>♪ You came like a comet ♪</i>
  3342.  
  3343. 773
  3344. 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458
  3345. <i>♪ Blazing your... ♪</i>
  3346.  
  3347. 774
  3348. 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,333
  3349. <i>♪...trail too high ♪</i>
  3350.  
  3351. 775
  3352. 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,125
  3353. Tobin, should we play "Sound and Vision"?
  3354.  
  3355. 776
  3356. 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,083
  3357. No, I'm... I'm all good.
  3358.  
  3359. 777
  3360. 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,125
  3361. - Oh, come on, man. One more.
  3362. - What?
  3363.  
  3364. 778
  3365. 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,583
  3366. No, I think I'm gonna go check on Carla.
  3367.  
  3368. 779
  3369. 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,684
  3370. - The guys are probably gone by now, so...
  3371. - Wait, wait, wait, we can all go.
  3372.  
  3373. 780
  3374. 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:58,708
  3375. I'm gonna go alone.
  3376.  
  3377. 781
  3378. 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,750
  3379. Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
  3380.  
  3381. 782
  3382. 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,708
  3383. - Hey.
  3384. - What?
  3385.  
  3386. 783
  3387. 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,166
  3388. What? What do you mean "What?"
  3389.  
  3390. 784
  3391. 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,625
  3392. You're being weird.
  3393.  
  3394. 785
  3395. 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,750
  3396. - Leaving suddenly and...
  3397. - How is that weird?
  3398.  
  3399. 786
  3400. 00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,375
  3401. - Tobin.
  3402. - Angie.
  3403.  
  3404. 787
  3405. 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:17,708
  3406. Why are you calling me Angie?
  3407.  
  3408. 788
  3409. 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:20,125
  3410. Well isn't that
  3411. what you like to be called? Mm?
  3412.  
  3413. 789
  3414. 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,291
  3415. God, since when did you get so sensitive?
  3416.  
  3417. 790
  3418. 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,583
  3419. OK, are you mad about JP?
  3420.  
  3421. 791
  3422. 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,625
  3423. Why would I be mad about JP?
  3424.  
  3425. 792
  3426. 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:32,041
  3427. Are you jealous?
  3428.  
  3429. 793
  3430. 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,500
  3431. Yeah. Yeah, Angie.
  3432.  
  3433. 794
  3434. 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,625
  3435. I'm jealous of... of JP.
  3436.  
  3437. 795
  3438. 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,791
  3439. I'm jealous of the enlightened,
  3440. broomball-playing, meditating college boy.
  3441.  
  3442. 796
  3443. 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,250
  3444. Fine.
  3445.  
  3446. 797
  3447. 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,125
  3448. Be that way.
  3449.  
  3450. 798
  3451. 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:00,916
  3452. Oh, shit.
  3453.  
  3454. 799
  3455. 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,166
  3456. Shit.
  3457.  
  3458. 800
  3459. 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,750
  3460. You a wise man?
  3461.  
  3462. 801
  3463. 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:09,125
  3464. Are you one of our three wise men?
  3465.  
  3466. 802
  3467. 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,541
  3468. Yes, I'm a wise man.
  3469.  
  3470. 803
  3471. 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:11,958
  3472. Great.
  3473.  
  3474. 804
  3475. 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,375
  3476. No fair!
  3477.  
  3478. 805
  3479. 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,250
  3480. Um... We didn't order that.
  3481.  
  3482. 806
  3483. 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:31,125
  3484. - Oh, I know. It's...
  3485. - Also, what is that?
  3486.  
  3487. 807
  3488. 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,451
  3489. I call it a "Quaffle Waffle."
  3490.  
  3491. 808
  3492. 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,750
  3493. Best enjoyed
  3494. with a tall glass of Butterbeer.
  3495.  
  3496. 809
  3497. 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,250
  3498. It's from <i>Harry Potter!</i>
  3499.  
  3500. 810
  3501. 00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:40,708
  3502. Isn't that, like, for children?
  3503.  
  3504. 811
  3505. 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,875
  3506. I'm pretty sure it's universally beloved.
  3507.  
  3508. 812
  3509. 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,958
  3510. Also, I'm supposed to tell you guys
  3511.  
  3512. 813
  3513. 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,291
  3514. that there's gonna be
  3515. a party here later, so...
  3516.  
  3517. 814
  3518. 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,083
  3519. you should stay.
  3520.  
  3521. 815
  3522. 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,041
  3523. Can I get another iced tea?
  3524.  
  3525. 816
  3526. 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,541
  3527. Are they leaving?
  3528.  
  3529. 817
  3530. 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,723
  3531. Because Tempest just texted me
  3532. and he said he's gonna roll through.
  3533.  
  3534. 818
  3535. 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:13,875
  3536. This is so messed up.
  3537.  
  3538. 819
  3539. 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,348
  3540. Thanks again for walking me here.
  3541.  
  3542. 820
  3543. 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,541
  3544. It's nothing.
  3545.  
  3546. 821
  3547. 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,083
  3548. Hey, I didn't...
  3549.  
  3550. 822
  3551. 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,041
  3552. tell my mom about Colombia,
  3553. so when you meet her,
  3554.  
  3555. 823
  3556. 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,708
  3557. - just don't mention anything.
  3558. - Why didn't you tell your mom?
  3559.  
  3560. 824
  3561. 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,458
  3562. Because I didn't want her to worry,
  3563.  
  3564. 825
  3565. 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,791
  3566. and also, try to convince me to go, so...
  3567.  
  3568. 826
  3569. 00:44:33,416 --> 00:44:34,500
  3570. Hi, Sweetie.
  3571.  
  3572. 827
  3573. 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,833
  3574. Hey.
  3575.  
  3576. 828
  3577. 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,833
  3578. Here are the clothes you asked for.
  3579.  
  3580. 829
  3581. 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
  3582. Thank you.
  3583.  
  3584. 830
  3585. 00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:41,750
  3586. Why did you need Grandpa's?
  3587.  
  3588. 831
  3589. 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:44,416
  3590. Oh.
  3591.  
  3592. 832
  3593. 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:48,208
  3594. - Uh... Mom, this is Stuart.
  3595. - Hi.
  3596.  
  3597. 833
  3598. 00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:49,291
  3599. Hey.
  3600.  
  3601. 834
  3602. 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,083
  3603. Are you at school with Julie?
  3604.  
  3605. 835
  3606. 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:53,708
  3607. No.
  3608.  
  3609. 836
  3610. 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:55,750
  3611. Are you kidding me?
  3612.  
  3613. 837
  3614. 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:57,750
  3615. You met him on a train.
  3616.  
  3617. 838
  3618. 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,416
  3619. - He could be a...
  3620. - He's not.
  3621.  
  3622. 839
  3623. 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:00,983
  3624. I don't mean to interrupt.
  3625.  
  3626. 840
  3627. 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:04,875
  3628. I... I would just like to say, you know,
  3629. I'm pretty responsible.
  3630.  
  3631. 841
  3632. 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,458
  3633. You know, you look like that singer.
  3634.  
  3635. 842
  3636. 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,750
  3637. He smiles like he's holding in a fart,
  3638. you know?
  3639.  
  3640. 843
  3641. 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,541
  3642. Mom!
  3643.  
  3644. 844
  3645. 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,000
  3646. Oh, my god!
  3647.  
  3648. 845
  3649. 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,458
  3650. Oh, god.
  3651.  
  3652. 846
  3653. 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:25,791
  3654. I... I'm sorry.
  3655.  
  3656. 847
  3657. 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,416
  3658. I'll let my publicist know that one.
  3659.  
  3660. 848
  3661. 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,333
  3662. It's not all the time, you know?
  3663.  
  3664. 849
  3665. 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,666
  3666. Only from certain angles.
  3667.  
  3668. 850
  3669. 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:34,583
  3670. OK, Stuart, here's some new clothes.
  3671.  
  3672. 851
  3673. 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:37,875
  3674. - Mom, you should sit.
  3675. - I'm gonna go change.
  3676.  
  3677. 852
  3678. 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:57,958
  3679. Hey, what's up?
  3680.  
  3681. 853
  3682. 00:45:58,833 --> 00:45:59,958
  3683. Hey, babe... Um...
  3684.  
  3685. 854
  3686. 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,041
  3687. I thought we were gonna meet up later.
  3688.  
  3689. 855
  3690. 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,125
  3691. Why?
  3692.  
  3693. 856
  3694. 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,000
  3695. Did you not want me to know you were here?
  3696.  
  3697. 857
  3698. 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,250
  3699. No, I, you know, just thought...
  3700.  
  3701. 858
  3702. 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,458
  3703. What, you just happened not to mention
  3704. that you were coming here?
  3705.  
  3706. 859
  3707. 00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:16,375
  3708. That's why you didn't answer
  3709. any of my texts?
  3710.  
  3711. 860
  3712. 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,458
  3713. Are you rolling your eyes at me?
  3714.  
  3715. 861
  3716. 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:21,791
  3717. No.
  3718.  
  3719. 862
  3720. 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,208
  3721. Psycho.
  3722.  
  3723. 863
  3724. 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,833
  3725. What did you say?
  3726.  
  3727. 864
  3728. 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,833
  3729. I called you a psycho.
  3730.  
  3731. 865
  3732. 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:29,750
  3733. Oh, she did not just call
  3734. that girl a psycho.
  3735.  
  3736. 866
  3737. 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,101
  3738. She legit just called her a psycho.
  3739.  
  3740. 867
  3741. 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,208
  3742. Girl!
  3743.  
  3744. 868
  3745. 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,083
  3746. Got it.
  3747.  
  3748. 869
  3749. 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,000
  3750. 'Cause as captain of the debate team,
  3751.  
  3752. 870
  3753. 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,083
  3754. I know words are super important to you,
  3755.  
  3756. 871
  3757. 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,083
  3758. so technically, if I were psycho,
  3759.  
  3760. 872
  3761. 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,458
  3762. I'd probably do this.
  3763.  
  3764. 873
  3765. 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:45,875
  3766. Oh, my god!
  3767.  
  3768. 874
  3769. 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,375
  3770. - Oh!
  3771. - Did that just happen?
  3772.  
  3773. 875
  3774. 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,541
  3775. Oh, my goodness!
  3776.  
  3777. 876
  3778. 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:51,458
  3779. What is wrong with you?
  3780.  
  3781. 877
  3782. 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,041
  3783. Jeb?
  3784.  
  3785. 878
  3786. 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,125
  3787. No! I'm not going with you.
  3788.  
  3789. 879
  3790. 00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:57,625
  3791. Excuse me?
  3792.  
  3793. 880
  3794. 00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,333
  3795. I am just hanging out with my friends.
  3796.  
  3797. 881
  3798. 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:03,291
  3799. OK? I don't have to see you
  3800. every second of every day.
  3801.  
  3802. 882
  3803. 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,500
  3804. It's so annoying.
  3805.  
  3806. 883
  3807. 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,708
  3808. Seriously?
  3809.  
  3810. 884
  3811. 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,500
  3812. Are you OK?
  3813.  
  3814. 885
  3815. 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,875
  3816. I mean, is he serious? I'm annoying?
  3817.  
  3818. 886
  3819. 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,458
  3820. What the hell?
  3821. And he's staying in there with her?
  3822.  
  3823. 887
  3824. 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:23,625
  3825. Seriously?
  3826.  
  3827. 888
  3828. 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:25,871
  3829. Come on, that was a little over-the-top.
  3830. You can't...
  3831.  
  3832. 889
  3833. 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,041
  3834. Over-the-top?
  3835.  
  3836. 890
  3837. 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,666
  3838. - Whose side are you on?
  3839. - I'm not on a side.
  3840.  
  3841. 891
  3842. 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:33,291
  3843. I just... It's like you're so lost
  3844. in your own drama,
  3845.  
  3846. 892
  3847. 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:37,083
  3848. you don't even realize the things you say
  3849. and do impact other people!
  3850.  
  3851. 893
  3852. 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,791
  3853. Do you know the day I've had?
  3854.  
  3855. 894
  3856. 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,498
  3857. - And now Jeb...
  3858. - Stop it!
  3859.  
  3860. 895
  3861. 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,791
  3862. Stop pretending
  3863. this whole thing is about Jeb!
  3864.  
  3865. 896
  3866. 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,666
  3867. What are you talking about?
  3868.  
  3869. 897
  3870. 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:48,333
  3871. I'm talking about your insane need
  3872. for attention
  3873.  
  3874. 898
  3875. 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,500
  3876. from people who don't seem
  3877. to give a shit about you.
  3878.  
  3879. 899
  3880. 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,125
  3881. If Jeb breaks up with you,
  3882. you'll just find someone else
  3883.  
  3884. 900
  3885. 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:56,083
  3886. to chase after and freak out about
  3887. and I'll still be here,
  3888.  
  3889. 901
  3890. 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,375
  3891. same as always,
  3892. waiting to do this all over again,
  3893.  
  3894. 902
  3895. 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,625
  3896. just hoping you finally figure out
  3897.  
  3898. 903
  3899. 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:05,291
  3900. how to stop caring about people
  3901. that don't care about you!
  3902.  
  3903. 904
  3904. 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:18,791
  3905. Fine. God damn it!
  3906.  
  3907. 905
  3908. 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,916
  3909. <i>At this time of year</i>
  3910.  
  3911. 906
  3912. 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:27,916
  3913. <i>In our town</i>
  3914.  
  3915. 907
  3916. 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,291
  3917. <i>We recognize traditions</i>
  3918.  
  3919. 908
  3920. 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:35,333
  3921. <i>From all around</i>
  3922.  
  3923. 909
  3924. 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,291
  3925. <i>From lions and goddesses</i>
  3926.  
  3927. 910
  3928. 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,291
  3929. <i>To frankincense and myrrh</i>
  3930.  
  3931. 911
  3932. 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,708
  3933. <i>From Solstice to Kwanzaa</i>
  3934.  
  3935. 912
  3936. 00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:49,333
  3937. <i>So much to offer</i>
  3938.  
  3939. 913
  3940. 00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:56,458
  3941. <i>From lighting the Diya to Jesus' birth</i>
  3942.  
  3943. 914
  3944. 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:59,916
  3945. <i>We're gathered to celebrate</i>
  3946.  
  3947. 915
  3948. 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,458
  3949. <i>All life on Earth</i>
  3950.  
  3951. 916
  3952. 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,375
  3953. <i>So please will you join us</i>
  3954.  
  3955. 917
  3956. 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,541
  3957. <i>In singing and cheer</i>
  3958.  
  3959. 918
  3960. 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:14,291
  3961. <i>And acceptance in sharing</i>
  3962.  
  3963. 919
  3964. 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:18,041
  3965. <i>Our cultures this year</i>
  3966.  
  3967. 920
  3968. 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,875
  3969. Then the wise men traveled
  3970. across Westeros.
  3971.  
  3972. 921
  3973. 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,625
  3974. Welcome.
  3975.  
  3976. 922
  3977. 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,041
  3978. This is the best part.
  3979.  
  3980. 923
  3981. 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,583
  3982. The wise men present the baby Jesus
  3983. to the goddess Lakshmi,
  3984.  
  3985. 924
  3986. 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:36,666
  3987. and then everyone lights the menorah.
  3988.  
  3989. 925
  3990. 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:41,875
  3991. This is one of the best, most insane
  3992. things I think I've ever seen.
  3993.  
  3994. 926
  3995. 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,583
  3996. Pops, this is uh... Stuart.
  3997.  
  3998. 927
  3999. 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,458
  4000. He's gonna be joining us for dinner.
  4001.  
  4002. 928
  4003. 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,201
  4004. Why is he wearing my clothes?
  4005.  
  4006. 929
  4007. 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,916
  4008. Uh... we went sledding and he got wet.
  4009.  
  4010. 930
  4011. 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,750
  4012. What kind of a person goes sledding
  4013.  
  4014. 931
  4015. 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,083
  4016. in improper attire?
  4017.  
  4018. 932
  4019. 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,500
  4020. Uh...
  4021.  
  4022. 933
  4023. 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,625
  4024. I do, sir.
  4025.  
  4026. 934
  4027. 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,125
  4028. It was my idea.
  4029.  
  4030. 935
  4031. 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,833
  4032. So you're spending time
  4033. with my granddaughter
  4034.  
  4035. 936
  4036. 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,083
  4037. and you have bad ideas.
  4038.  
  4039. 937
  4040. 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:23,666
  4041. Stuart, would... you want to help me
  4042. in the kitchen?
  4043.  
  4044. 938
  4045. 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
  4046. Now that is a great idea.
  4047.  
  4048. 939
  4049. 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,208
  4050. I'm gonna... yeah.
  4051.  
  4052. 940
  4053. 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:32,166
  4054. Julie, he's not keeping those slacks.
  4055.  
  4056. 941
  4057. 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,970
  4058. I'll break it to him gently.
  4059.  
  4060. 942
  4061. 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,666
  4062. <i>♪ It's okay to have scars,
  4063. they will make you who you are ♪</i>
  4064.  
  4065. 943
  4066. 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,250
  4067. <i>♪ It's okay to have fear ♪</i>
  4068.  
  4069. 944
  4070. 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,750
  4071. <i>♪ As long as you're not scared
  4072. of coming here ♪</i>
  4073.  
  4074. 945
  4075. 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:10,000
  4076. <i>♪ And in the middle of the night,
  4077. just call if you wanna talk ♪</i>
  4078.  
  4079. 946
  4080. 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:13,375
  4081. <i>♪ 'Cause you know that I wanna talk too ♪</i>
  4082.  
  4083. 947
  4084. 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,666
  4085. Oh, shit!
  4086.  
  4087. 948
  4088. 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,541
  4089. <i>♪...think of what might go wrong ♪</i>
  4090.  
  4091. 949
  4092. 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,166
  4093. <i>♪ But you can't blame me
  4094. for secretly hoping ♪</i>
  4095.  
  4096. 950
  4097. 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,708
  4098. <i>♪ That I'll prove you wrong ♪</i>
  4099.  
  4100. 951
  4101. 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:27,208
  4102. <i>♪ It's okay that I pray
  4103. that you will miss your flight ♪</i>
  4104.  
  4105. 952
  4106. 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,208
  4107. <i>♪ And have to stay with me another night ♪</i>
  4108.  
  4109. 953
  4110. 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,750
  4111. Hey, are you OK?
  4112.  
  4113. 954
  4114. 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,166
  4115. What the...?
  4116.  
  4117. 955
  4118. 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:37,375
  4119. What? I drove around.
  4120. I saw you fall.
  4121.  
  4122. 956
  4123. 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:38,958
  4124. - Are you, like, stalking me?
  4125. - No.
  4126.  
  4127. 957
  4128. 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:41,121
  4129. Don't you have somewhere else to be
  4130. on Christmas Eve?
  4131.  
  4132. 958
  4133. 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:42,750
  4134. Don't you?
  4135.  
  4136. 959
  4137. 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:46,750
  4138. No.
  4139.  
  4140. 960
  4141. 00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:48,708
  4142. Guess not.
  4143.  
  4144. 961
  4145. 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:51,708
  4146. Everyone hates me.
  4147.  
  4148. 962
  4149. 00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:55,958
  4150. My best friend, my boyfriend...
  4151.  
  4152. 963
  4153. 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:58,666
  4154. Even my own mother doesn't want to spend
  4155. Christmas with me.
  4156.  
  4157. 964
  4158. 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,416
  4159. Wow. That's...
  4160.  
  4161. 965
  4162. 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,458
  4163. I'm sorry, that's painful.
  4164.  
  4165. 966
  4166. 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,833
  4167. And you go and lose my phone.
  4168.  
  4169. 967
  4170. 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:13,083
  4171. So... so now, you...
  4172.  
  4173. 968
  4174. 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,458
  4175. you basically have nothing.
  4176.  
  4177. 969
  4178. 00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,541
  4179. Well, you know what?
  4180.  
  4181. 970
  4182. 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:25,416
  4183. That is actually a really good time
  4184.  
  4185. 971
  4186. 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,166
  4187. to look around
  4188.  
  4189. 972
  4190. 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,750
  4191. and see what you really want.
  4192.  
  4193. 973
  4194. 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,958
  4195. Like if you could have
  4196. anything for Christmas,
  4197.  
  4198. 974
  4199. 00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:36,000
  4200. what would it be?
  4201.  
  4202. 975
  4203. 00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:45,625
  4204. I want my best friend back.
  4205.  
  4206. 976
  4207. 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,375
  4208. OK.
  4209.  
  4210. 977
  4211. 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:51,625
  4212. You want a ride?
  4213.  
  4214. 978
  4215. 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,416
  4216. Yeah.
  4217.  
  4218. 979
  4219. 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:55,638
  4220. Will you explain the whole tin foil thing?
  4221.  
  4222. 980
  4223. 00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:56,916
  4224. No. I'm not doing that.
  4225.  
  4226. 981
  4227. 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:58,375
  4228. It was worth a try.
  4229.  
  4230. 982
  4231. 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:07,750
  4232. There's a candy store in the woods.
  4233.  
  4234. 983
  4235. 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,833
  4236. So?
  4237.  
  4238. 984
  4239. 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,083
  4240. It flouts
  4241. basic urban planning conventions.
  4242.  
  4243. 985
  4244. 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,791
  4245. - Hmm...
  4246. - I'm with Pops.
  4247.  
  4248. 986
  4249. 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,458
  4250. It's weird.
  4251.  
  4252. 987
  4253. 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,375
  4254. Hold on, I... personally love it.
  4255.  
  4256. 988
  4257. 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,625
  4258. - Hm.
  4259. - You know what you can call it?
  4260.  
  4261. 989
  4262. 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:24,416
  4263. If a Treat Falls in the Woods.
  4264.  
  4265. 990
  4266. 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,083
  4267. Yeah, right?
  4268.  
  4269. 991
  4270. 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,434
  4271. - That's amazing.
  4272. - Right? Yeah!
  4273.  
  4274. 992
  4275. 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:30,750
  4276. Am I missing something here?
  4277.  
  4278. 993
  4279. 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,250
  4280. - Um...
  4281. - I Googled you.
  4282.  
  4283. 994
  4284. 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:36,625
  4285. You grab your crotch a lot.
  4286.  
  4287. 995
  4288. 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,250
  4289. Oh, no, I'm just saying, you know?
  4290.  
  4291. 996
  4292. 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:43,083
  4293. Why is music today all about the crotch?
  4294.  
  4295. 997
  4296. 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,291
  4297. Oh, come on, Dad.
  4298.  
  4299. 998
  4300. 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,333
  4301. Y... You like Mick Jagger.
  4302.  
  4303. 999
  4304. 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:47,958
  4305. And he wore pants so tight
  4306.  
  4307. 1000
  4308. 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,333
  4309. you could see everything.
  4310.  
  4311. 1001
  4312. 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,375
  4313. No, I liked him for his blues influence.
  4314.  
  4315. 1002
  4316. 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,375
  4317. - Not for his...
  4318. - Let's not say that out loud.
  4319.  
  4320. 1003
  4321. 00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:57,833
  4322. <i>Exile on Main Street</i> is
  4323. the finest album ever made.
  4324.  
  4325. 1004
  4326. 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,305
  4327. Where are the settings?
  4328.  
  4329. 1005
  4330. 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:01,458
  4331. You just took a selfie.
  4332.  
  4333. 1006
  4334. 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:04,250
  4335. <i>Exile on Main Street,</i> it's a...
  4336. it's a great album,
  4337.  
  4338. 1007
  4339. 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,500
  4340. but uh... I think you'll find...
  4341.  
  4342. 1008
  4343. 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,291
  4344. it's <i>Goat's Head Soup.</i>
  4345.  
  4346. 1009
  4347. 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,708
  4348. 1973.
  4349.  
  4350. 1010
  4351. 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,583
  4352. Ha! Now, Jagger...
  4353.  
  4354. 1011
  4355. 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:18,708
  4356. he could dance!
  4357.  
  4358. 1012
  4359. 00:54:18,791 --> 00:54:21,375
  4360. Oh, Jagger was the master! Mm-hmm.
  4361.  
  4362. 1013
  4363. 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:29,041
  4364. Wait, wait. What's that supposed to be?
  4365.  
  4366. 1014
  4367. 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,250
  4368. No, no, no, no, no.
  4369.  
  4370. 1015
  4371. 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,583
  4372. You gotta stick your chin out.
  4373.  
  4374. 1016
  4375. 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:33,791
  4376. Oh, my god.
  4377.  
  4378. 1017
  4379. 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,875
  4380. Oh, is t... is this actually happening?
  4381.  
  4382. 1018
  4383. 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,041
  4384. Mom, take it easy.
  4385.  
  4386. 1019
  4387. 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,458
  4388. I'm fine.
  4389.  
  4390. 1020
  4391. 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,041
  4392. Mom?
  4393.  
  4394. 1021
  4395. 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,125
  4396. I'm fine.
  4397.  
  4398. 1022
  4399. 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,208
  4400. OK, there you go.
  4401.  
  4402. 1023
  4403. 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,541
  4404. Just breathe.
  4405.  
  4406. 1024
  4407. 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,083
  4408. Just breathe, OK?
  4409.  
  4410. 1025
  4411. 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,250
  4412. That's it. Just breathe.
  4413.  
  4414. 1026
  4415. 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,250
  4416. Hey.
  4417.  
  4418. 1027
  4419. 00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:06,041
  4420. Hey.
  4421.  
  4422. 1028
  4423. 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:14,833
  4424. Sorry about that.
  4425.  
  4426. 1029
  4427. 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,291
  4428. With my mom.
  4429.  
  4430. 1030
  4431. 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,666
  4432. You don't need to be sorry.
  4433. I'm sorry if me...
  4434.  
  4435. 1031
  4436. 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,000
  4437. being here made it worse.
  4438.  
  4439. 1032
  4440. 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:26,708
  4441. No, no, don't worry about that. You...
  4442.  
  4443. 1033
  4444. 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,541
  4445. You didn't. It's just...
  4446.  
  4447. 1034
  4448. 00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,541
  4449. This is a cycle, you know.
  4450.  
  4451. 1035
  4452. 00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:36,000
  4453. She says she's fine, she's not,
  4454. and then I worry.
  4455.  
  4456. 1036
  4457. 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,875
  4458. Anyway, she's uh... she's doing better.
  4459.  
  4460. 1037
  4461. 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:41,166
  4462. - She's laying down.
  4463. - Good.
  4464.  
  4465. 1038
  4466. 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,375
  4467. But uh... you can understand why...
  4468.  
  4469. 1039
  4470. 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,041
  4471. I need to stay.
  4472.  
  4473. 1040
  4474. 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:51,833
  4475. I...
  4476.  
  4477. 1041
  4478. 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,208
  4479. understand how that could be difficult.
  4480.  
  4481. 1042
  4482. 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,458
  4483. Yeah.
  4484.  
  4485. 1043
  4486. 00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,458
  4487. I think you should let me help you.
  4488.  
  4489. 1044
  4490. 00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:10,416
  4491. What do you mean?
  4492.  
  4493. 1045
  4494. 00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:13,708
  4495. I see how going off to college could be...
  4496.  
  4497. 1046
  4498. 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,833
  4499. hard, you know, but...
  4500.  
  4501. 1047
  4502. 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:18,166
  4503. I see other things too, Julie.
  4504.  
  4505. 1048
  4506. 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,791
  4507. I see that you're smart.
  4508.  
  4509. 1049
  4510. 00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:23,666
  4511. I see...
  4512.  
  4513. 1050
  4514. 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,375
  4515. that you're aching
  4516. to get out of this town.
  4517.  
  4518. 1051
  4519. 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:30,375
  4520. So, I mean, I could get you a nurse
  4521. to help with your mom.
  4522.  
  4523. 1052
  4524. 00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:34,583
  4525. Like... what?
  4526.  
  4527. 1053
  4528. 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,000
  4529. I'm a charity case?
  4530.  
  4531. 1054
  4532. 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,916
  4533. No, that's not what I said.
  4534.  
  4535. 1055
  4536. 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,250
  4537. No, but it's what you meant.
  4538.  
  4539. 1056
  4540. 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:44,625
  4541. No, it's not.
  4542.  
  4543. 1057
  4544. 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,208
  4545. I mean, you said it yourself.
  4546.  
  4547. 1058
  4548. 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,166
  4549. You're this famous, important guy
  4550.  
  4551. 1059
  4552. 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,500
  4553. with all your charities.
  4554.  
  4555. 1060
  4556. 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,291
  4557. I was joking! That was a whole diff...
  4558.  
  4559. 1061
  4560. 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,166
  4561. My town doesn't exist just for you to come
  4562. and prance through it.
  4563.  
  4564. 1062
  4565. 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,083
  4566. - Prance?
  4567. - Yeah, like it's some sort of...
  4568.  
  4569. 1063
  4570. 00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:58,250
  4571. zoo or something.
  4572.  
  4573. 1064
  4574. 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,541
  4575. I'm not prancing through a zoo.
  4576.  
  4577. 1065
  4578. 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,208
  4579. No, but you can just leave your tour bus
  4580. and be a part of the real world, huh?
  4581.  
  4582. 1066
  4583. 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,458
  4584. I would appreciate you not taking
  4585. my words out of context anymore.
  4586.  
  4587. 1067
  4588. 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:11,166
  4589. OK, so what is this then?
  4590.  
  4591. 1068
  4592. 00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:13,875
  4593. Today. All of this.
  4594.  
  4595. 1069
  4596. 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:15,375
  4597. What are you doing here?
  4598.  
  4599. 1070
  4600. 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:17,125
  4601. I <i>was </i>having fun.
  4602.  
  4603. 1071
  4604. 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,208
  4605. Fun?
  4606.  
  4607. 1072
  4608. 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,583
  4609. Less now.
  4610.  
  4611. 1073
  4612. 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:32,416
  4613. OK, I understand things are difficult.
  4614.  
  4615. 1074
  4616. 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,500
  4617. Do you?
  4618.  
  4619. 1075
  4620. 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:37,041
  4621. I don't know if you do,
  4622. Mister Christmas in a Hotel.
  4623.  
  4624. 1076
  4625. 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,875
  4626. I think that things come
  4627. pretty easy for you.
  4628.  
  4629. 1077
  4630. 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,041
  4631. I think you just let things roll
  4632. right off your back.
  4633.  
  4634. 1078
  4635. 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,125
  4636. Well, they don't.
  4637.  
  4638. 1079
  4639. 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:45,041
  4640. You know why?
  4641.  
  4642. 1080
  4643. 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,875
  4644. Because I'm a person,
  4645.  
  4646. 1081
  4647. 00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:52,958
  4648. but people feel like they can say
  4649. whatever they want to me.
  4650.  
  4651. 1082
  4652. 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,875
  4653. And I get it, I'm a fantasy or...
  4654.  
  4655. 1083
  4656. 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,291
  4657. a joke, or whatever.
  4658.  
  4659. 1084
  4660. 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,500
  4661. But I have feelings.
  4662.  
  4663. 1085
  4664. 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,958
  4665. I haven't even felt happy in a while.
  4666.  
  4667. 1086
  4668. 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:08,625
  4669. You know?
  4670.  
  4671. 1087
  4672. 00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:13,291
  4673. But I felt good this afternoon.
  4674.  
  4675. 1088
  4676. 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,875
  4677. I feel good being with you.
  4678.  
  4679. 1089
  4680. 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,166
  4681. I didn't question it, I just took it.
  4682.  
  4683. 1090
  4684. 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,791
  4685. Life offered it and I took it.
  4686.  
  4687. 1091
  4688. 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:24,458
  4689. Why do you think
  4690. somebody's by themself on Christmas?
  4691.  
  4692. 1092
  4693. 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,541
  4694. 'Cause they're promoting an album.
  4695.  
  4696. 1093
  4697. 00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:29,875
  4698. Or because they don't have
  4699. anywhere else to go.
  4700.  
  4701. 1094
  4702. 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:34,000
  4703. Or... maybe they don't have
  4704. a family to celebrate it with.
  4705.  
  4706. 1095
  4707. 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:40,416
  4708. Maybe the staying in the hotel part is
  4709. just the best option.
  4710.  
  4711. 1096
  4712. 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:45,166
  4713. I might have left my life
  4714. for a couple hours, but not to...
  4715.  
  4716. 1097
  4717. 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,666
  4718. prance through a zoo.
  4719.  
  4720. 1098
  4721. 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,333
  4722. But because I wanted to spend
  4723. more time with you.
  4724.  
  4725. 1099
  4726. 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,375
  4727. I really didn't mean for that to rhyme.
  4728.  
  4729. 1100
  4730. 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,333
  4731. I didn't mean to say you prance.
  4732.  
  4733. 1101
  4734. 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:13,833
  4735. Um...
  4736.  
  4737. 1102
  4738. 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:14,916
  4739. Uh...
  4740.  
  4741. 1103
  4742. 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:17,083
  4743. I... I should go get that.
  4744.  
  4745. 1104
  4746. 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,875
  4747. Hey, I'm Kira. I work with Stuart.
  4748.  
  4749. 1105
  4750. 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,041
  4751. Oh, my god. Please, next time get lost
  4752. somewhere with a Starbucks.
  4753.  
  4754. 1106
  4755. 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,708
  4756. What the F are you wearing?
  4757.  
  4758. 1107
  4759. 01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:35,791
  4760. Please tell me nobody got
  4761. a picture of him in that.
  4762.  
  4763. 1108
  4764. 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,208
  4765. No.
  4766.  
  4767. 1109
  4768. 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,791
  4769. Do you have any hand sani?
  4770.  
  4771. 1110
  4772. 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:48,958
  4773. H... Hey, guys. J... Just so you guys know,
  4774. quick update on what's going on.
  4775.  
  4776. 1111
  4777. 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,333
  4778. I have alcohol on the way,
  4779.  
  4780. 1112
  4781. 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,250
  4782. so don't go anywhere.
  4783.  
  4784. 1113
  4785. 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:55,291
  4786. It'll be here in a few ticks,
  4787. and we'll get this party really popping.
  4788.  
  4789. 1114
  4790. 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,500
  4791. Billy!
  4792.  
  4793. 1115
  4794. 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:09,125
  4795. I need some fuel, man!
  4796. I need some party fuel!
  4797.  
  4798. 1116
  4799. 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,892
  4800. Well, I would love to help you, Keon,
  4801.  
  4802. 1117
  4803. 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,541
  4804. but I am not allowed
  4805. at the liquor store anymore.
  4806.  
  4807. 1118
  4808. 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,541
  4809. The owner will not serve me.
  4810.  
  4811. 1119
  4812. 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,291
  4813. I have tried using a disguise
  4814. and he always knows it's me.
  4815.  
  4816. 1120
  4817. 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,208
  4818. Anyway, look, you have to let go
  4819. of your expectations, man.
  4820.  
  4821. 1121
  4822. 01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:26,208
  4823. Well, Tempest is gonna be here in an hour
  4824. and this party sucks, so...
  4825.  
  4826. 1122
  4827. 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,811
  4828. I don't think you're hearing me, Keon.
  4829.  
  4830. 1123
  4831. 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:31,916
  4832. The universe will provide for you
  4833. exactly what you need.
  4834.  
  4835. 1124
  4836. 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,083
  4837. Oh.
  4838.  
  4839. 1125
  4840. 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:47,458
  4841. OK.
  4842.  
  4843. 1126
  4844. 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,875
  4845. And... send.
  4846.  
  4847. 1127
  4848. 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958
  4849. Done.
  4850.  
  4851. 1128
  4852. 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,625
  4853. Ugh, god, I hate snow.
  4854.  
  4855. 1129
  4856. 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,333
  4857. I mean what even is it?
  4858. Nobody knows, you know?
  4859.  
  4860. 1130
  4861. 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:02,250
  4862. OK, listen, I'm gonna send you an NDA,
  4863. which is like a promise to Stuart
  4864.  
  4865. 1131
  4866. 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:03,875
  4867. that you won't post anything,
  4868.  
  4869. 1132
  4870. 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,500
  4871. any pictures, any stories,
  4872. anything about today.
  4873.  
  4874. 1133
  4875. 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,500
  4876. I wouldn't do that to him.
  4877.  
  4878. 1134
  4879. 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:10,791
  4880. We're friends.
  4881.  
  4882. 1135
  4883. 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,250
  4884. Oh, sweetie, no, no, no, no, no.
  4885. Don't get attached.
  4886.  
  4887. 1136
  4888. 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,263
  4889. He makes every girl fall in love with him.
  4890.  
  4891. 1137
  4892. 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,666
  4893. It happens all the time.
  4894.  
  4895. 1138
  4896. 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,583
  4897. That's why he's a star, right?
  4898.  
  4899. 1139
  4900. 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,166
  4901. It was just one day.
  4902.  
  4903. 1140
  4904. 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,625
  4905. Oh, thank god. You're hot again. Let's go.
  4906.  
  4907. 1141
  4908. 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:31,625
  4909. Say your goodbyes.
  4910.  
  4911. 1142
  4912. 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,666
  4913. Look, she's... uh...
  4914.  
  4915. 1143
  4916. 01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:42,166
  4917. She's my publicist,
  4918. so she can be kind of...
  4919.  
  4920. 1144
  4921. 01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:43,250
  4922. It's fine.
  4923.  
  4924. 1145
  4925. 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,833
  4926. Look, I meant everything I said up there.
  4927.  
  4928. 1146
  4929. 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:50,416
  4930. Thank you. I...
  4931.  
  4932. 1147
  4933. 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,625
  4934. I'm glad we met.
  4935.  
  4936. 1148
  4937. 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:02,250
  4938. Come with me.
  4939.  
  4940. 1149
  4941. 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,791
  4942. What?
  4943.  
  4944. 1150
  4945. 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,583
  4946. Come with me.
  4947.  
  4948. 1151
  4949. 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:09,708
  4950. I hung out in your world,
  4951.  
  4952. 1152
  4953. 01:03:09,791 --> 01:03:10,958
  4954. come hang out in mine.
  4955.  
  4956. 1153
  4957. 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,833
  4958. I can't.
  4959.  
  4960. 1154
  4961. 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:14,791
  4962. I...
  4963.  
  4964. 1155
  4965. 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,291
  4966. How?
  4967.  
  4968. 1156
  4969. 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:18,375
  4970. We can figure it out.
  4971.  
  4972. 1157
  4973. 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,333
  4974. No, this was... this was just a day.
  4975.  
  4976. 1158
  4977. 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,916
  4978. One day doesn't change anything for...
  4979.  
  4980. 1159
  4981. 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,208
  4982. for... for either of us.
  4983.  
  4984. 1160
  4985. 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:34,750
  4986. You... go back on your tour bus
  4987. and I... I stay in this town.
  4988.  
  4989. 1161
  4990. 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,333
  4991. You should tell your mom
  4992. that you got into Columbia.
  4993.  
  4994. 1162
  4995. 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,125
  4996. You think you could wait for me?
  4997.  
  4998. 1163
  4999. 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,875
  5000. I don't know, hurry up.
  5001. I just got a call from dispatch
  5002.  
  5003. 1164
  5004. 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:45,416
  5005. about a moron who got
  5006. himself stuck in a snowbank.
  5007.  
  5008. 1165
  5009. 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,083
  5010. Hey, so...
  5011.  
  5012. 1166
  5013. 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,416
  5014. I'm gonna go to this thing,
  5015.  
  5016. 1167
  5017. 01:05:10,291 --> 01:05:11,291
  5018. this party.
  5019.  
  5020. 1168
  5021. 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:13,625
  5022. JP's friend's party.
  5023.  
  5024. 1169
  5025. 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,916
  5026. Cool. Cool.
  5027.  
  5028. 1170
  5029. 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,750
  5030. I'm just waiting for the tow truck.
  5031.  
  5032. 1171
  5033. 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,708
  5034. And then I should probably deliver
  5035. this keg.
  5036.  
  5037. 1172
  5038. 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:27,791
  5039. Have a great fun.
  5040.  
  5041. 1173
  5042. 01:05:29,291 --> 01:05:31,125
  5043. Have a great <i>time.</i> Have a great...
  5044.  
  5045. 1174
  5046. 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:34,642
  5047. Have a great time. I wanted to say have
  5048. fun and have a great time at the same...
  5049.  
  5050. 1175
  5051. 01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:36,583
  5052. No, no, no. O got it. I got it.
  5053.  
  5054. 1176
  5055. 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,291
  5056. Hey.
  5057.  
  5058. 1177
  5059. 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,458
  5060. You feeling OK?
  5061.  
  5062. 1178
  5063. 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,666
  5064. I'm fine, Honey.
  5065.  
  5066. 1179
  5067. 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,208
  5068. Are you?
  5069.  
  5070. 1180
  5071. 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,500
  5072. You don't really need to worry about me.
  5073.  
  5074. 1181
  5075. 01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,416
  5076. Maybe I do.
  5077.  
  5078. 1182
  5079. 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,750
  5080. Maybe more than I have been.
  5081.  
  5082. 1183
  5083. 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:28,708
  5084. Sorry your friend had to go.
  5085.  
  5086. 1184
  5087. 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,083
  5088. - He wasn't really my friend.
  5089. - Right.
  5090.  
  5091. 1185
  5092. 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,541
  5093. Mom, I'm not...
  5094.  
  5095. 1186
  5096. 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,250
  5097. going to college.
  5098.  
  5099. 1187
  5100. 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,583
  5101. What?
  5102.  
  5103. 1188
  5104. 01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:46,458
  5105. What are you talking about?
  5106.  
  5107. 1189
  5108. 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:49,708
  5109. Who's gonna take care of you? Pops?
  5110.  
  5111. 1190
  5112. 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,541
  5113. - Yes.
  5114. - Really?
  5115.  
  5116. 1191
  5117. 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,500
  5118. And who's gonna take care of him?
  5119.  
  5120. 1192
  5121. 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:55,155
  5122. We will take care of each other.
  5123.  
  5124. 1193
  5125. 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,375
  5126. That's not how it works.
  5127.  
  5128. 1194
  5129. 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,333
  5130. I'm not mad at you.
  5131.  
  5132. 1195
  5133. 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,333
  5134. - It's OK if you're mad at me.
  5135. - I'm mad that...
  5136.  
  5137. 1196
  5138. 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,208
  5139. - I'm not mad at you.
  5140. - You sound mad at me.
  5141.  
  5142. 1197
  5143. 01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:04,708
  5144. - I'm not mad.
  5145. - It's OK if you are.
  5146.  
  5147. 1198
  5148. 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:05,916
  5149. OK, I'm mad!
  5150.  
  5151. 1199
  5152. 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:11,500
  5153. Look, I never want to feel it,
  5154. I never want to say it, but I'm mad.
  5155.  
  5156. 1200
  5157. 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:13,892
  5158. I'm mad that you think that you're fine
  5159. and then you're not
  5160.  
  5161. 1201
  5162. 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:17,375
  5163. and I'm mad that you think that this is
  5164. just some perfect little elf village,
  5165.  
  5166. 1202
  5167. 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,875
  5168. but it's not, it's real life.
  5169.  
  5170. 1203
  5171. 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,166
  5172. And I got into Columbia.
  5173.  
  5174. 1204
  5175. 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,666
  5176. You got into Columbia?
  5177.  
  5178. 1205
  5179. 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:30,416
  5180. Congratulations!
  5181.  
  5182. 1206
  5183. 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,583
  5184. Why didn't you tell me?
  5185.  
  5186. 1207
  5187. 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,041
  5188. Because I can't go.
  5189.  
  5190. 1208
  5191. 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:42,083
  5192. Were you gonna check with me or just...
  5193.  
  5194. 1209
  5195. 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:45,666
  5196. be in charge of the whole situation
  5197. on your own?
  5198.  
  5199. 1210
  5200. 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,208
  5201. The second one.
  5202.  
  5203. 1211
  5204. 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:55,416
  5205. Listen to me.
  5206.  
  5207. 1212
  5208. 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:00,416
  5209. Things happen in life.
  5210.  
  5211. 1213
  5212. 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
  5213. Bad things.
  5214.  
  5215. 1214
  5216. 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:07,083
  5217. Sickness, divorce.
  5218.  
  5219. 1215
  5220. 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,375
  5221. It's scary.
  5222.  
  5223. 1216
  5224. 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,875
  5225. And it's survival to retreat.
  5226.  
  5227. 1217
  5228. 01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:13,708
  5229. But if you retreat,
  5230.  
  5231. 1218
  5232. 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,750
  5233. you also miss the good things.
  5234.  
  5235. 1219
  5236. 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:18,375
  5237. Do you understand?
  5238.  
  5239. 1220
  5240. 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:21,666
  5241. I know we don't talk
  5242. about this stuff too much, but...
  5243.  
  5244. 1221
  5245. 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,333
  5246. Mom, I can't leave you. What if...
  5247.  
  5248. 1222
  5249. 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:25,333
  5250. Your life is to be lived.
  5251.  
  5252. 1223
  5253. 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,791
  5254. Not put into a neat container
  5255.  
  5256. 1224
  5257. 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,083
  5258. to try and control.
  5259.  
  5260. 1225
  5261. 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,166
  5262. It's not possible.
  5263.  
  5264. 1226
  5265. 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,333
  5266. Trust me.
  5267.  
  5268. 1227
  5269. 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,583
  5270. And I'm sorry if I haven't been
  5271. clear enough about this,
  5272.  
  5273. 1228
  5274. 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,166
  5275. but... I want to now.
  5276.  
  5277. 1229
  5278. 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:51,333
  5279. When life offers you something special...
  5280.  
  5281. 1230
  5282. 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,500
  5283. you take it.
  5284.  
  5285. 1231
  5286. 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:01,500
  5287. Baby.
  5288.  
  5289. 1232
  5290. 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,666
  5291. I wanted to get you that elf.
  5292.  
  5293. 1233
  5294. 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,875
  5295. Just to make your Christmas.
  5296.  
  5297. 1234
  5298. 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,458
  5299. No, Sweetie,
  5300.  
  5301. 1235
  5302. 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,333
  5303. you <i>did</i> make my Christmas.
  5304.  
  5305. 1236
  5306. 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:32,916
  5307. OK, so the road is that white thing
  5308. between the mailboxes.
  5309.  
  5310. 1237
  5311. 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,791
  5312. If you hit a ditch or...
  5313.  
  5314. 1238
  5315. 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,958
  5316. a living room, you're doing it wrong.
  5317.  
  5318. 1239
  5319. 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,541
  5320. Got that?
  5321.  
  5322. 1240
  5323. 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000
  5324. Got it.
  5325.  
  5326. 1241
  5327. 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,125
  5328. So...
  5329.  
  5330. 1242
  5331. 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:45,250
  5332. Merry Christmas!
  5333.  
  5334. 1243
  5335. 01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:49,041
  5336. Thank you. You too.
  5337.  
  5338. 1244
  5339. 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:54,916
  5340. Uh... Hey.
  5341.  
  5342. 1245
  5343. 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,291
  5344. - Why do you wear the...
  5345. - No!
  5346.  
  5347. 1246
  5348. 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:00,541
  5349. No.
  5350.  
  5351. 1247
  5352. 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
  5353. Yeah.
  5354.  
  5355. 1248
  5356. 01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,666
  5357. Merry Christmas, D.
  5358.  
  5359. 1249
  5360. 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,500
  5361. You got me the pig?
  5362.  
  5363. 1250
  5364. 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,958
  5365. It's an apology pig.
  5366.  
  5367. 1251
  5368. 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,666
  5369. D, I'm <i>so</i> sorry.
  5370.  
  5371. 1252
  5372. 01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:35,916
  5373. I'm sorry too.
  5374.  
  5375. 1253
  5376. 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:40,916
  5377. I shouldn't have said
  5378. that thing about you needing attention.
  5379.  
  5380. 1254
  5381. 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:42,958
  5382. Or I should have said it...
  5383.  
  5384. 1255
  5385. 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,041
  5386. more gently.
  5387.  
  5388. 1256
  5389. 01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:46,916
  5390. I was frustrated
  5391.  
  5392. 1257
  5393. 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,208
  5394. and sad
  5395.  
  5396. 1258
  5397. 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,291
  5398. and, um... embarrassed
  5399.  
  5400. 1259
  5401. 01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:52,333
  5402. about stuff.
  5403.  
  5404. 1260
  5405. 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,416
  5406. Dorrie, I'm gonna need you to look at me
  5407.  
  5408. 1261
  5409. 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,458
  5410. and listen to what I'm about to tell you,
  5411. OK?
  5412.  
  5413. 1262
  5414. 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:04,541
  5415. I don't know what's going on,
  5416.  
  5417. 1263
  5418. 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:05,916
  5419. but I do know this:
  5420.  
  5421. 1264
  5422. 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:09,000
  5423. You are 1000% flawless.
  5424.  
  5425. 1265
  5426. 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:12,500
  5427. Like there is
  5428. literally nothing wrong with you.
  5429.  
  5430. 1266
  5431. 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:14,625
  5432. You are an incredible friend,
  5433.  
  5434. 1267
  5435. 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,458
  5436. you make me laugh when I'm freaked out.
  5437.  
  5438. 1268
  5439. 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:20,333
  5440. Even when I'm being a complete dick,
  5441. you're still there for me.
  5442.  
  5443. 1269
  5444. 01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:23,833
  5445. You are the coolest,
  5446. most badass human being on this planet.
  5447.  
  5448. 1270
  5449. 01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:26,875
  5450. OK? If you and Beyoncé were trapped
  5451. in a house that was on fire
  5452.  
  5453. 1271
  5454. 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,278
  5455. and I could only save one of you,
  5456.  
  5457. 1272
  5458. 01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,875
  5459. I would let Beyoncé die.
  5460.  
  5461. 1273
  5462. 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:36,416
  5463. And if somebody doesn't see that,
  5464. that's not your problem
  5465.  
  5466. 1274
  5467. 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,583
  5468. because you deserve to be with someone
  5469.  
  5470. 1275
  5471. 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,416
  5472. who wants to shout from the rooftops
  5473. how great you are!
  5474.  
  5475. 1276
  5476. 01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:12,166
  5477. Tobin! Yes, you baller! Yeah!
  5478.  
  5479. 1277
  5480. 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,875
  5481. Hey, Chad, you know,
  5482.  
  5483. 1278
  5484. 01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:20,333
  5485. I swear I've seen that keg before.
  5486.  
  5487. 1279
  5488. 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,416
  5489. And you know,
  5490.  
  5491. 1280
  5492. 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,833
  5493. I <i>know </i>I've seen that kid before.
  5494.  
  5495. 1281
  5496. 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,500
  5497. On his ass,
  5498.  
  5499. 1282
  5500. 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,083
  5501. on the ice.
  5502.  
  5503. 1283
  5504. 01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:32,416
  5505. So?
  5506.  
  5507. 1284
  5508. 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
  5509. So?
  5510.  
  5511. 1285
  5512. 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,250
  5513. So I stole your keg.
  5514.  
  5515. 1286
  5516. 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:39,083
  5517. Come on, man.
  5518.  
  5519. 1287
  5520. 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,125
  5521. Bring it on.
  5522.  
  5523. 1288
  5524. 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,541
  5525. Try me. Huh?
  5526.  
  5527. 1289
  5528. 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,875
  5529. You don't know my story. You don't know
  5530. where I'm from. You don't know me.
  5531.  
  5532. 1290
  5533. 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,708
  5534. Yeah, I went to piano camp.
  5535.  
  5536. 1291
  5537. 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:49,291
  5538. So?
  5539.  
  5540. 1292
  5541. 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,833
  5542. You know, I used to have
  5543. a peanut sensitivity, but I beat it.
  5544.  
  5545. 1293
  5546. 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,666
  5547. Do you know how hard that is?
  5548.  
  5549. 1294
  5550. 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:55,750
  5551. Do you?
  5552.  
  5553. 1295
  5554. 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,500
  5555. Fear of raccoons? No, couple of months
  5556. of therapy, and done!
  5557.  
  5558. 1296
  5559. 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,083
  5560. This guy...
  5561.  
  5562. 1297
  5563. 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,125
  5564. is crazy, man!
  5565.  
  5566. 1298
  5567. 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,208
  5568. That's what I'm talking about!
  5569.  
  5570. 1299
  5571. 01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:16,541
  5572. Wearing a weird-ass costume,
  5573.  
  5574. 1300
  5575. 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,833
  5576. yelling about raccoons and shit,
  5577.  
  5578. 1301
  5579. 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,041
  5580. fucking nipple bleeding?
  5581.  
  5582. 1302
  5583. 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,916
  5584. Let's get this guy a drink, man!
  5585.  
  5586. 1303
  5587. 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,875
  5588. Let's turn this party up a notch, huh?
  5589.  
  5590. 1304
  5591. 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,041
  5592. Whoo!
  5593.  
  5594. 1305
  5595. 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,541
  5596. So who's thirsty?
  5597.  
  5598. 1306
  5599. 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,666
  5600. Look, I don't know
  5601. what's going on with you,
  5602.  
  5603. 1307
  5604. 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,916
  5605. but I'm not doing this hot and cold thing.
  5606.  
  5607. 1308
  5608. 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,125
  5609. I liked you.
  5610.  
  5611. 1309
  5612. 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,750
  5613. And when we hung out,
  5614. I felt like we really got each other.
  5615.  
  5616. 1310
  5617. 01:13:55,208 --> 01:14:00,458
  5618. I kind of thought you felt the same way
  5619. and that's rare, you know, but...
  5620.  
  5621. 1311
  5622. 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,708
  5623. it's bullshit,
  5624. how you've treated me today.
  5625.  
  5626. 1312
  5627. 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,083
  5628. Whatever your problem is,
  5629. it's got nothing to do with me.
  5630.  
  5631. 1313
  5632. 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:11,791
  5633. Don't throw up.
  5634. Own this moment. Don't throw up.
  5635.  
  5636. 1314
  5637. 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,875
  5638. But then the other half of me is like,
  5639. "Kylie Jenner didn't go to college."
  5640.  
  5641. 1315
  5642. 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:21,250
  5643. I can live at home and save money
  5644. and... and focus on my songwriting.
  5645.  
  5646. 1316
  5647. 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,166
  5648. Yeah, I think you should listen
  5649. to that half of you.
  5650.  
  5651. 1317
  5652. 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,208
  5653. It's um... a solid plan.
  5654.  
  5655. 1318
  5656. 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
  5657. Would you excuse me?
  5658.  
  5659. 1319
  5660. 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:35,958
  5661. Oh, my god.
  5662.  
  5663. 1320
  5664. 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,375
  5665. How long was I talking for?
  5666.  
  5667. 1321
  5668. 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,750
  5669. I'm gonna go get a couple of drinks.
  5670.  
  5671. 1322
  5672. 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,541
  5673. - I have one.
  5674. - They're both for me.
  5675.  
  5676. 1323
  5677. 01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,875
  5678. <i>Hey, yo, it's popping off
  5679. at the Waffle Town.</i>
  5680.  
  5681. 1324
  5682. 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,708
  5683. <i>Get your asses down here now.</i>
  5684.  
  5685. 1325
  5686. 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,250
  5687. Hey.
  5688.  
  5689. 1326
  5690. 01:15:24,375 --> 01:15:25,375
  5691. Hey.
  5692.  
  5693. 1327
  5694. 01:15:41,583 --> 01:15:43,000
  5695. Angie, I'm in love with you.
  5696.  
  5697. 1328
  5698. 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,416
  5699. And it's not, like,
  5700.  
  5701. 1329
  5702. 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,750
  5703. you know, in a traditional sense
  5704. or anything. It's...
  5705.  
  5706. 1330
  5707. 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:53,291
  5708. It's more like, I think of you
  5709. every moment of the day.
  5710.  
  5711. 1331
  5712. 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,541
  5713. You know, I just want you to think
  5714. I'm cool all the time.
  5715.  
  5716. 1332
  5717. 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,166
  5718. You know, when something funny happens,
  5719.  
  5720. 1333
  5721. 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,125
  5722. you're the only person I want to tell.
  5723.  
  5724. 1334
  5725. 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,041
  5726. When something sad happens,
  5727.  
  5728. 1335
  5729. 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,305
  5730. I just want to know if you think it's sad.
  5731.  
  5732. 1336
  5733. 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,958
  5734. And when I saw you with JP, I...
  5735.  
  5736. 1337
  5737. 01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:13,416
  5738. I... I wanted to kill him.
  5739.  
  5740. 1338
  5741. 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,380
  5742. Like I actually wanted
  5743. to murder him.
  5744.  
  5745. 1339
  5746. 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:22,250
  5747. I want to be with you
  5748. for the rest of my life, Angie.
  5749.  
  5750. 1340
  5751. 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,083
  5752. Wow.
  5753.  
  5754. 1341
  5755. 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,916
  5756. That was actually pretty traditional.
  5757.  
  5758. 1342
  5759. 01:16:34,291 --> 01:16:36,250
  5760. It was... It was pretty tradi...
  5761.  
  5762. 1343
  5763. 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,000
  5764. You know, as soon as I said it, I...
  5765.  
  5766. 1344
  5767. 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,583
  5768. Yeah.
  5769.  
  5770. 1345
  5771. 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,291
  5772. Now I want to tell you something.
  5773.  
  5774. 1346
  5775. 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:50,166
  5776. I freaked out about it being you,
  5777.  
  5778. 1347
  5779. 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:52,791
  5780. for me.
  5781.  
  5782. 1348
  5783. 01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:57,875
  5784. But it is you.
  5785.  
  5786. 1349
  5787. 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,291
  5788. And it's always been you.
  5789.  
  5790. 1350
  5791. 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:27,916
  5792. Can I ask you a question?
  5793.  
  5794. 1351
  5795. 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,875
  5796. Can we still hang out with JP?
  5797.  
  5798. 1352
  5799. 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:33,125
  5800. I like that guy.
  5801.  
  5802. 1353
  5803. 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,750
  5804. Yeah.
  5805.  
  5806. 1354
  5807. 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,041
  5808. Can I ask you a question?
  5809.  
  5810. 1355
  5811. 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,333
  5812. Yeah.
  5813.  
  5814. 1356
  5815. 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,458
  5816. What the hell are you wearing?
  5817.  
  5818. 1357
  5819. 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,708
  5820. I'm a wise man.
  5821.  
  5822. 1358
  5823. 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:17,416
  5824. We got sharps on the ground!
  5825.  
  5826. 1359
  5827. 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,625
  5828. Nobody sit down! Alright, here we go.
  5829.  
  5830. 1360
  5831. 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,583
  5832. Julie, could you actually save my life
  5833. and get a mop from the closet?
  5834.  
  5835. 1361
  5836. 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,125
  5837. - It's by the office.
  5838. - Uh... Yeah, sure, OK.
  5839.  
  5840. 1362
  5841. 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,166
  5842. No way.
  5843.  
  5844. 1363
  5845. 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:39,791
  5846. Aw, that's nice.
  5847.  
  5848. 1364
  5849. 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,625
  5850. Oh, hi, guys!
  5851.  
  5852. 1365
  5853. 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:43,855
  5854. - Hey. Hi.
  5855. - Hi!
  5856.  
  5857. 1366
  5858. 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,583
  5859. So, do you guys mind if we borrow
  5860. some of that electricity
  5861.  
  5862. 1367
  5863. 01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:49,250
  5864. for these colorful bulbs?
  5865.  
  5866. 1368
  5867. 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,166
  5868. <i>♪ To listen to, laugh to,
  5869. talk in the bath to ♪</i>
  5870.  
  5871. 1369
  5872. 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,666
  5873. <i>♪ Bye-bye darling we don't have a choice ♪</i>
  5874.  
  5875. 1370
  5876. 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:13,208
  5877. <i>♪ We had a run good run darling
  5878. don't you cry ♪</i>
  5879.  
  5880. 1371
  5881. 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:25,625
  5882. <i>♪ I know in the end
  5883. it's gonna be just fine ♪</i>
  5884.  
  5885. 1372
  5886. 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,458
  5887. Hey.
  5888.  
  5889. 1373
  5890. 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,125
  5891. Hi.
  5892.  
  5893. 1374
  5894. 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:33,583
  5895. Sorry to interrupt,
  5896. but um... can I talk to you for a second?
  5897.  
  5898. 1375
  5899. 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,458
  5900. Dorrie, I'm...
  5901.  
  5902. 1376
  5903. 01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:46,458
  5904. I'm really sorry.
  5905.  
  5906. 1377
  5907. 01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:49,791
  5908. You were right.
  5909.  
  5910. 1378
  5911. 01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:54,208
  5912. When we hung out,
  5913. that was the best night of my life.
  5914.  
  5915. 1379
  5916. 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,916
  5917. But... I lied to you.
  5918.  
  5919. 1380
  5920. 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:00,958
  5921. I'm not out.
  5922.  
  5923. 1381
  5924. 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,166
  5925. Wait, what?
  5926.  
  5927. 1382
  5928. 01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,041
  5929. You...
  5930.  
  5931. 1383
  5932. 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:09,041
  5933. You had that whole story about your mom...
  5934.  
  5935. 1384
  5936. 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:13,875
  5937. Yeah, because you told me your story,
  5938. and it's so exactly how I want mine to go.
  5939.  
  5940. 1385
  5941. 01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,000
  5942. I want to be like you.
  5943.  
  5944. 1386
  5945. 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:17,750
  5946. You're just...
  5947.  
  5948. 1387
  5949. 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,500
  5950. You're out and you're so sure of yourself
  5951.  
  5952. 1388
  5953. 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,943
  5954. and you're open and you're like...
  5955.  
  5956. 1389
  5957. 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,735
  5958. intimidatingly cool.
  5959.  
  5960. 1390
  5961. 01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:27,708
  5962. I'm <i>not</i> intimidatingly cool.
  5963.  
  5964. 1391
  5965. 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,208
  5966. You know, when I saw you today, I was...
  5967.  
  5968. 1392
  5969. 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:32,041
  5970. so excited.
  5971.  
  5972. 1393
  5973. 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,916
  5974. But also crazy scared 'cause...
  5975.  
  5976. 1394
  5977. 01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:37,958
  5978. my friends don't know, so... um...
  5979.  
  5980. 1395
  5981. 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,916
  5982. I handled it, like, really badly.
  5983.  
  5984. 1396
  5985. 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,625
  5986. Like really, really badly.
  5987.  
  5988. 1397
  5989. 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,750
  5990. But you inspired me.
  5991.  
  5992. 1398
  5993. 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,708
  5994. I mean, just like that night, you...
  5995.  
  5996. 1399
  5997. 01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:53,875
  5998. You make me feel brave
  5999.  
  6000. 1400
  6001. 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:58,041
  6002. and you make me feel like I want to be
  6003. the best possible version of myself. So...
  6004.  
  6005. 1401
  6006. 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,125
  6007. - Oh!
  6008. - Oh!
  6009.  
  6010. 1402
  6011. 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:28,666
  6012. What's up? What happened?
  6013.  
  6014. 1403
  6015. 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:32,125
  6016. Tempest isn't actually coming anymore.
  6017.  
  6018. 1404
  6019. 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,750
  6020. Oh, OK.
  6021.  
  6022. 1405
  6023. 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,708
  6024. That sucks, man. I'm sorry.
  6025.  
  6026. 1406
  6027. 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:45,458
  6028. You know,
  6029.  
  6030. 1407
  6031. 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:47,375
  6032. I'm OK with it.
  6033.  
  6034. 1408
  6035. 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:19,416
  6036. Have you seen a pig?
  6037.  
  6038. 1409
  6039. 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,375
  6040. Look out for the pig!
  6041.  
  6042. 1410
  6043. 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:23,083
  6044. Have you seen a pig?
  6045.  
  6046. 1411
  6047. 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,333
  6048. What? Like ever?
  6049.  
  6050. 1412
  6051. 01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:26,791
  6052. Forget it.
  6053.  
  6054. 1413
  6055. 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,000
  6056. That's my pig!
  6057.  
  6058. 1414
  6059. 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:32,541
  6060. Oh.
  6061.  
  6062. 1415
  6063. 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:33,958
  6064. Cool.
  6065.  
  6066. 1416
  6067. 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:39,833
  6068. - Guys, this was a crazy day!
  6069. - Oh, my god, tell me about it!
  6070.  
  6071. 1417
  6072. 01:22:41,041 --> 01:22:43,541
  6073. At the beginning of today,
  6074. I actually hated this song,
  6075.  
  6076. 1418
  6077. 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,625
  6078. - but now I think I actually...
  6079. - Love it?
  6080.  
  6081. 1419
  6082. 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,166
  6083. <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
  6084.  
  6085. 1420
  6086. 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:51,583
  6087. <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
  6088.  
  6089. 1421
  6090. 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:54,583
  6091. <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
  6092.  
  6093. 1422
  6094. 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:56,041
  6095. What are you doing here?
  6096.  
  6097. 1423
  6098. 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:57,833
  6099. I uh...
  6100.  
  6101. 1424
  6102. 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,458
  6103. never got to try that waffle.
  6104.  
  6105. 1425
  6106. 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:03,500
  6107. I um...
  6108.  
  6109. 1426
  6110. 01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:05,500
  6111. I was actually thinking about you,
  6112.  
  6113. 1427
  6114. 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,083
  6115. and um... what I said earlier.
  6116.  
  6117. 1428
  6118. 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:12,583
  6119. Turns out one day actually can make
  6120. a difference.
  6121.  
  6122. 1429
  6123. 01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:18,875
  6124. <i>♪ Oh girl, something here is different ♪</i>
  6125.  
  6126. 1430
  6127. 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:22,083
  6128. <i>♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪</i>
  6129.  
  6130. 1431
  6131. 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,583
  6132. <i>♪ To high didn't find ♪</i>
  6133.  
  6134. 1432
  6135. 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:26,625
  6136. <i>♪ To you, girl ♪</i>
  6137.  
  6138. 1433
  6139. 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,375
  6140. <i>♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪</i>
  6141.  
  6142. 1434
  6143. 01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,958
  6144. <i>♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪</i>
  6145.  
  6146. 1435
  6147. 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:36,083
  6148. <i>♪ Christmas that I love you ♪</i>
  6149.  
  6150. 1436
  6151. 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:39,583
  6152. Holy shit!
  6153.  
  6154. 1437
  6155. 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,625
  6156. Stuart Bale is at my party?
  6157.  
  6158. 1438
  6159. 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,041
  6160. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was here earlier.
  6161.  
  6162. 1439
  6163. 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:45,541
  6164. What?
  6165.  
  6166. 1440
  6167. 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,625
  6168. So,
  6169.  
  6170. 1441
  6171. 01:23:46,916 --> 01:23:48,333
  6172. any plans to be in New York?
  6173.  
  6174. 1442
  6175. 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:50,041
  6176. When does Columbia start?
  6177.  
  6178. 1443
  6179. 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,958
  6180. ♪ I wish will it snow
  6181. either to get Snowden ♪
  6182.  
  6183. 1444
  6184. 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,458
  6185. <i>♪ With you ♪</i>
  6186.  
  6187. 1445
  6188. 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,166
  6189. <i>♪ The darlit does his rain
  6190. to my whole life ♪</i>
  6191.  
  6192. 1446
  6193. 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:15,125
  6194. <i>♪ I so pride to ♪</i>
  6195.  
  6196. 1447
  6197. 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:19,375
  6198. <i>♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas ♪</i>
  6199.  
  6200. 1448
  6201. 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:21,291
  6202. <i>♪ To see you ♪</i>
  6203.  
  6204. 1449
  6205. 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:27,916
  6206. <i>♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas
  6207. to be with you ♪</i>
  6208.  
  6209. 1450
  6210. 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:32,541
  6211. <i>♪ I don't wanna wait the moment coming ♪</i>
  6212.  
  6213. 1451
  6214. 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,250
  6215. See? <i>Didn't I tell you?</i>
  6216.  
  6217. 1452
  6218. 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,000
  6219. <i>Snow can make a difference!</i>
  6220.  
  6221. 1453
  6222. 01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:42,250
  6223. <i>Especially on Christmas Eve.</i>
  6224.  
  6225. 1454
  6226. 01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:45,833
  6227. <i>And sometimes it's not just the eve
  6228. of Christmas,</i>
  6229.  
  6230. 1455
  6231. 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:48,416
  6232. <i>it's the eve of everything,</i>
  6233.  
  6234. 1456
  6235. 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,458
  6236. <i>of the rest of your life.</i>
  6237.  
  6238. 1457
  6239. 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,041
  6240. <i>So even if it gets you stranded,</i>
  6241.  
  6242. 1458
  6243. 01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:03,750
  6244. <i>or stuck in a snowbank,</i>
  6245.  
  6246. 1459
  6247. 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,708
  6248. <i>or makes you fall on your ass,</i>
  6249.  
  6250. 1460
  6251. 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:09,875
  6252. <i>sometimes, you just gotta let it snow.</i>
  6253.  
  6254. 1461
  6255. 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:21,375
  6256. Girl,
  6257. something here is different
  6258.  
  6259. 1462
  6260. 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:27,125
  6261. That is such a good song!
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