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“Kazumaaaaaaaaaa!!” *HIC*

The incessant whining of a particular teal-haired girl had been driving you absolutely bananas. You were invited to this mansion as part of the Adventurer’s Guild. Apparently, the owners had completed a rather lucrative mission, and were celebrating because of it. But as people began to clear out, you couldn’t but notice a girl in a rather drunken sort hassling another boy for more alcohol. You were unsure if they were friends or not, but to be honest, you did find the woman a bit cute.

Sauntering up to the two, you gave the woman your offer. Beat you in a wrestling match, and you would treat her to the finest alcoholic beverages you could. Considering her drunken state, you thought this would be an easy match for you to win, not to mention it give you, ah…certain “grabbing points” on the beautiful lady.

“YES! MORE BOOZE!!” She exclaimed; the boy next to her sighing. You couldn’t tell if it was in relief or disappointment. Either way, he seemed at least glad to be rid of her.

The woman led you upstairs to her room, where you each took your positions. The teal-haired staggering and moving from side to side in a drunken state. Before long the both of you clashed, but to your surprise, the drunken woman showed far greater skill than you imagined! She quickly ducked under your defenses and went for…the back of your underwear?

“Ehehehe. Wedgie!” She drunkenly giggled as the snow-white undergarments you wore were pulled up slightly, before snapping back to your waist. You blushed as you admonished her, calling it a low blow.

“Ehehehehe! Shorry! They just looked so dorky and strbetchy!” Her speech slurred as you went for another attack, but once again she ducked under you, pulling you into a pseudo-hug as she wrapped her arms around you to pull your underwear again.

“Wedgie, wedgie wedgie!” She chanted as you tried to wiggle out of your embarrassing predicament, but as luck would have it, the woman managed to clumsily pin you to the bed.

“Ehehehe! Whaaaaat do you think…a nerd like you can do against a goddess, huh?” A goofy smile came across her face, as you tried to push her off. Her drunken breath stinking up your nostrils.

“What the hell! Don’t push me away, that’s sho rude!” She shouted, taking some strange offense to not wanting to smell her alcohol-stained breath. But before you could remove yourself from the bed, Aqua planted her ass directly onto your chest. Reaching into the front of your pants, you almost got excited for a moment, but not before Aqua crushed both your hopes and your manhood by pulling on the front of your tighty whities.

“Super melvin!!” She drunkenly shouted, pulling on the underwear with such an extreme amount of strength that you nearly shouted out in pain. You probably would’ve too, if it wasn’t for the fact that the force of the woman’s pull caused her to shift from your chest to your face. And to your surprise, the drunken brat did not wear any panties! The full experience of those round, giant orbs was currently on your face. A position you might have enjoyed in any other circumstance to be honest.

“Oh, wait. I was supposed to wrestle you.” She stated in a deadpan tone of voice. Though you could barely hear her over the large posterior that was currently causing your breathing to falter. She brought your legs around her own neck to pin you, even though you would previously consider yourself pinned just from the ass that was on your face.

“One…two…” She began to countdown, still treating this as a serious wrestling match, amusingly enough.

The only thought on your mind at the moment (besides the smell of buttcrack) though, was how you were going to pay for such an obviously heavy drinker.