Hello,

To all those who are concerned about World getting vaporised in the future by CERN,

I can safely assure you that it will happen and please reserve your spot in the underground safety vault facilities located in the center of the Alps. Please note that there is an entrance fee charged at the gate of the vault and admission will depend on the items carried by person during pre-entrance screening. Not everyone is entitled to save him or herself from this disaster.

Regards,
Dr. Jack Brown
Facilitator and director of Vault Protection Project