-- KENSINGTON REFORM AND PREPARATORY ACADEMY FOR TROUBLED YOUTHS --
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Founded in [INFORMATION REDACTED] by Darius Monroe Kensington, the Kensington Reform and Preparatory Academy was founded with the idea that every child, no matter how depraved, violent or "troubled" they might be, had still inside them the potential to be great, and could use that potential to make a greater difference in the world. The ranks would be pulled from juvenile detention centers, specialized institutions and certain specialized individual cases, and each of these unique, gifted individuals would be given the opportunity to better themselves while still obtaining a viable, real-world education! Since then, the Kensington Academy has come to be known as one of the premier reform schools in the country, rivaling that of both the Duesterhoff Children's Center in Moscow, Russia and the Greater Chinese Youth Provision Program in Seongsing, China!

The school's motto is "Giving Our All, In All", and we strive to imbue that ideal into each and every one of our students, instilling a sense of personal and civic duty while guiding those that require help onto the right track in life! Because at Kensington Academy, we truly do strive to give our all in all, each and every day!

Please note: the Kensington Reform and Preparatory Academy is no longer involved in any legal proceedings dealing with missing and/or deceased children on the campus grounds. All personal questions/concerns about missing and/or deceased children should be directed to the Kensington Legal Team at k.prep.legal@krapa.com .

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While providing accommodations to those special youngsters we entertain at Kensington Academy, our school provides many open classes and extracurricular activities for our students to participate in! Below are just a few of the many, many programs we have to offer!

- Life Skills 101
- Basics and Intro to Mathematics
- Basics and Intro to World Sciences
- Basics and Intro to Advanced Applied Sciences
- Basics and Intro to Topography and Landscaping
- First Aid and Self-Applied Medical Services
- Soft Physical Education
- Charting and Mapmaking
- English Literature in Modern Setings
- Basket Weaving
- Lacrosse
- Tennis and Ping-pong
- Specialized Olympic Studies
- And many, many more!

EVENT! ] Kensington Academy is holding it's annual Open House on [INFORMATION REDACTED], so if you feel the need to come and see your child and speak with them, contact our HR department at k.prep.hr@krapa.com , and we'll schedule you a free White Room meetup!

note: Kensington Academy will not be responsible for any injury/loss of life brought on by your visit to our school. Any legal action brought against the Kensington Academy for injury/loss of life will result in counterclaims against the plaintiff.

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body: stop what you're doing. stop looking around for him, because he's long gone. i'm not going to tell you where he went, or what happened to him, but i am going to give you a piece of advice -

stop. looking. cause you're not gonna like what you find at kensington. the kids are

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Out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Kansas sits the Kensington Reform and Preparatory Academy for Troubled Youths, or the KRAPtrap as it's known to it's residents. Well, "residents" is a light term, since there's no real in-and-out to it. The kids sent there are all pieces of shit, either locked up from juvie, pulled from mental wards or forced there by parents who can't stand them anymore. Once you're in Kensington's grip, there's no getting out until you're "reformed", which is the school's name for shipping you braindead and drugged-up beyond repair. What's worse, the school hardly even cares what it's students do once they're inside, so a lot of the "classes" devolve into more macabre things like Swordplay 101 and Grimmoire Summonings for the Stupid. The school seems to be a massive supernatural hotspot, so a lot of things that would seem out of place in the real world don't really phase the kids anymore: a floating desk is just a floating desk, and a couple of demonic possessions or a monster or two are just part of the routine.

Mix in those more "gifted" students with a buttload of bad magic and spooky shenanigans while being assaulted by thugs, samurai and insane occultists, and you've got a recipe for one great big fucking schoolyard panic.

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Students

???? ??????? - Dean's friend, sent to Kensington Academy for reasons that nobody knows.

Dean Winters - Main character, for the most part. Changed his records to gain access to the Kensington Academy so he could go in and find out what happened to his only friend. Dies in his first confrontation, but comes back shortly as a ghost. Current abilities include flight (within school grounds), intangibility, enhanced perception and punching things. Has a love for puns and pissing people off, but somehow people always end up liking him.

Cooper Coppers - Part of the "Main Three", and the guy who killed Dean. Rich, snobby kid who comes from a long line of demonic summoners who got himself locked in after his parents caught him hailing spirits of a different kind. (That's a drinking joke.) Misled Dean into the Interim Occult Outhouse so he could kill him and gain access to the circle of mystics. Succeeded, but quickly realized they were all fucking stupid children playing with grimmoires. Brought Dean back as a ghost to apologize.

Chelouise "Chel" Sarutobi - Part of the "Main Three", a one-eyed sword-wielding girl with an insane amount of kuudere style. Is thought to be the strongest swordswoman in the entire school. Swore an oath to Dean's friend that she'd stop Dean if he came looking for him, but can't actually do that now that he's dead. Instead, she just follows Dean and Cooper around, trying to act as the semi-serious voice of reason. Has a past that she can't remember, and her reasons for being in Kensington are locked in Permanent Records.

Crick, Crack and Crush Walker - The Backwoods Brothers. Crick, Crash and Crush were sent to Kensington after going on a three-week long, cross-country convenience store robbery spree. They're all incredibly dumb, incredibly big and incredibly angry, but they keep their wits about them long enough to do what their eldest brother says.

Cork Walker - Eldest of the Backwoods Brothers. The brains behind the brothers' crimes, Cork usually hangs around the Hardcore Archery Range, firing off crossbows at people who wander too far into his "territory". Hires his brothers out to other students as muscle, but occasionally sends them to harass the main three. Has some kind of mysterious past with Chel, and seems to know about Dean's friend. Would be helpful if being a dick wasn't so much fun.

Leaf Moretz - Head of the Science Club, and a nut for robots. Locked in Kensington after hacking into the Canadian National Defense Missile System to bomb her ex-boyfriend's house. Acts the part of an information broker, dealing out private information to whoever can pay the highest. Has spent the last two years trying to break into Kensington's database, but can't seem to get through. Has a sister she built from spare parts.

R.A.Y.N.E. (Robotic Accomplice for a Young Narcissistic Engineer) - Leaf's mechanical sister. Was thrown together and based around an A.I. program from the 80s, acting and dressing like she's in a neverending Richard Simmons video. Has combat capabilities strong enough to compete with Chel, but usually just ends up running errands and information for Leaf.

Raul Vasquez - Known as the "Spanish Flame", Raul gained a reputation for being a notorious pyromaniac on the east coast largely in part to his burning of the Statue of Liberty. Nobody knows how he got there, or how he managed to fill the torch with enough gasoline to blow a Boeing 747 out of the sky, but the stunt landed him a permanent stay in Kensington. He may be a pyro, but he's actually a nice guy, oftentimes offering up his assistance in everyday tasks to other students for minute amounts of lighter fluid. Can sometimes go a little... nutso. Tried to light Cooper on fire sometime in the past.

Lingwei Shi - The eldest of the Shi Twins. Raised as a ninja assassin, Lingwei "Just Ling" Shi is every part the stoic, silent assassin she should be. Earned a one-way ticket into the school after she and her sister were discovered to have stolen the Declaration of Independence from Washington. To be fair though, they just stole it from someone who had JUST stolen it, but in a world like this who has the time to account for semantics? Is the current head of the Hall Monitor Brigade, dispensing her particular brand of pain on anyone the current teacher tells them to in exchange for her sister's continued safety.

Xiao Shi - Youngest of the Shi Twins. Xiao was raised as an assassin alongside her sister, but never quite got the hang of the whole "murdering people for the glory of the clan" thing. Is actually the vice-president of the Arts N' Crafts club, and acts a whole hell of a lot nicer than her sister does. Is an insulin-dependent diabetic.

Vern - Vern never goes out, and has been labeled as a "shut-in" by most other students. The truth of the matter is, Vern is an incredibly powerful telepath, and if he were to leave the confines of his lead-lined room his mind would be overloaded with the thoughts of every student within the school. Vern doesn't talk much, and when he does it's usually in fucking riddles. Dean, Chel and Cooper often abuse Vern's talent by dragging other students they're speaking with into his room to get inside their heads. Vern naturally hates the three of them.

Hale Skyshot - Completely fucking insane. Was brought into Kensington after he stole a commercial jet so that he could try to fly it into space. Is obsessed with flying, and has named himself the president of the one-man Icarus Appreciation Club. Used as comic relief.

Junior Professor Hatemost - Professor Hatemost's incredibly annoying clone. Works as the Randall J. Weems of the school, often seeking out troublemakers to report back to his "father". While he wants his creator to love him, JP usually ends up taking the worst end of the Professor's experiments due to his "natural genetic flexibility". Laughs like a fucking madman, and usually ends up taunting the Main Three for fun. Since he's technically part of Professor Hatemost, nobody has been brave enough to give him a hook to the jaw yet.

Faculty

Denver Colorado - Kensington's only janitor. Hates children, and pretty much everything else, but holds a special place of pure black loathing for the Main Three since they're usually the ones causing the messes. Goes out of his way to make life hell for them when he's not mopping up blood or scraping viscera off the walls.

Harry Pitt - One of two student counselors. Likes to think he's helping students by prescribing them high-dosage sedatives, forcefully or not. Has not come out of his office in months, but somehow has still been seen walking around school. Wears a fedora and obscenely goofy sweaters.

Professor Hatemost
Jim
Frankie Footlong
Juliet Dowsing
Dark Room

Other Entities

Mr. Smiles
Static
The Disembodied Head Gang
Spiderdog
Class 4