Jinko and Dragon Yakuza families

>Guy gets pulled into the school's janitor's closet by the big, tomboy Jingko he's been dating for a week
>She almost immediately starts unbuttoning her shirt
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>Then turns around to reveal her tattoo. She's the daughter of a Yakuza boss and wants to know if it's okay for the relationship to continue.

Best way to respond is
>What's a yay koo za

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It's all fun and games until these two finally happen to see each other's backs in the girl's locker room.
>Both of them are in love with anon

I love jinkos and think dragons are cool, but I'd be too scared of dating either of these particular two, especially if they started fighting over me.

What's scarier? Dating one of them? Or refusing to date one of them?

>"You refused ny daughter's proposal, you have guts I'll give you that, but what makes you think I'll just let you go? Do you know no fear?"
>"I'm autistic lmao."
>"Oh."

Dating both.

What scares me about them isn't themselves but their families, and dating both means you have not one, but two dangerous scarred mob bosses as future mothers-in-law. On the other hand, if you tell the girls you'll date neither of them if they fight over you and don't resolve their differences peacefully, and then get on with both of them, maybe the moms will be impressed that you really got balls.

Not just the family bosses either. Both gangs will have lieutenants and bands of 'big sisters' who are all gonna be really, really concerned about the young boss's love life.

The only true allies that can be relied upon are the husbands of the family bosses. They'd empathize and try to help the poor kid out.