UNICORN CURBUR

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[15:34]  Gaudy Oh: hi
[15:34]  Zexen Alecto: Heeey.
[15:35]  Gaudy Oh: how are you sir horse?
[15:35]  Zexen Alecto: I'm fineeee.
[15:36]  Gaudy Oh: good
[15:36]  Gaudy Oh: Mr horse likes cow?
[15:36]  Zexen Alecto: uuuuhhh
[15:37]  Zexen Alecto: i'm a unicorn...
[15:37]  Gaudy Oh: sorry
[15:37]  Gaudy Oh: cute unicorn
[15:37]  Gaudy Oh: kiss
[15:37]  Gaudy Oh: ^^
[15:38]  Zexen Alecto: cute? I am a MAJESTIC STALLION >:|
[15:39]  Gaudy Oh: I like hot and bad unicorn dark
[15:39]  Gaudy Oh: smiles
[15:39]  Zexen Alecto: :C why does everyone think i am a bad unicorn
[15:39]  Zexen Alecto: sob
[15:41]  Gaudy Oh: not
[15:41]  Gaudy Oh: sexy
[15:41]  Gaudy Oh: Unicorn and hot body
[15:41]  Gaudy Oh: ^^
[15:41]  Zexen Alecto: I'M SCARED.
[15:41]  Zexen Alecto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ME OH GOD I'M JUST A UNICORN DON'T RAPE ME :C
[15:42]  Gaudy Oh: violates not
[15:42]  Gaudy Oh: nly play beautiful body sexy
[15:42]  Zexen Alecto: I NEED AN ADULT.
[15:43]  Gaudy Oh: body rub my hands
[15:43]  Zexen Alecto: N-NO GO AWAY
[15:43]  Zexen Alecto: I'M SCARED
[15:43]  Gaudy Oh: quiet
[15:43]  Gaudy Oh: hug body
[15:44]  Zexen Alecto: DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED
[15:44]  Gaudy Oh: not afraid
[15:44]  Zexen Alecto: NO
[15:44]  Zexen Alecto: VERY AFRAID
[15:45]  Gaudy Oh: gaudy I'm good and loving cow
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[16:06]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): Hey
[16:06]  Zexen Alecto: Hi.
[16:06]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): How u doing
[16:07]  Zexen Alecto: alright
[16:08]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): Its mating session and i was thinking ..............would you like to mate.im half female
[16:10]  Zexen Alecto: ... I... uh
[16:10]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): im female ok
[16:11]  Zexen Alecto: .... I'm a horse.
[16:11]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): i dont care
[16:11]  Zexen Alecto: I DON'T EVEN
[16:11]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): what
[16:12]  Zexen Alecto: AAAAAAAAAAH
[16:12]  Zexen Alecto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[16:12]  Zexen Alecto: NO DON'T TOUCH ME :C
[16:12]  Cђяıѕ RανєηHєαят (christionraven): why
[16:12]  Zexen Alecto: I'M JUST A UNICORN AND
[16:12]  Zexen Alecto: I JUST WANT TO FROLICK AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH VIRGIN GIRLS AND TAKE THEM ON RIDES THROUGH THE FOREST
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[19:56]  Brad Chaplynski: noses.. and smells your scent.....mmm a fine beast you are...mmmm nice scent i smell....huffing.....mmm looks at your body...and groans with lusty passion
[19:57]  Zexen Alecto cocks his head and sniffs you.
[19:58]  Zexen Alecto: You smell like a horse.
[19:59]  Brad Chaplynski: yesh i likes stallions too horses i lloves both genders and loves ther sensual smell and genital,s
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[16:37]  Zexen Alecto: m'am
[16:37]  Zexen Alecto: i think you need help there
[16:39]  Wolfie Daines: *bites at her lower lip shivering a little*  Oh..um...that...that is kind of you to um...offer.  *looks a little confused, eyes a little wide looking around at all the interesting entities*
[16:39]  Zexen Alecto: i know a good doctor
[16:39]  Zexen Alecto: who can help you
[16:40]  Zexen Alecto: a good
[16:40]  Zexen Alecto: unicorn doctor
[16:41]  Wolfie Daines: Well...um...I...I do like unicorns...*smiles moving a little closer, bites her lip a little thinking then nods*  Um...o...ok...I...I guess I'm in good hands.
[16:42]  Zexen Alecto: I AM THE DOCTOR.
[16:43]  Wolfie Daines: Oh! *eyes widen and she sways a little on her feet* and um...how...how would you um...like to help me...d...doctor...sir?
[16:44]  Zexen Alecto: LAY DOWN.
[16:44]  Zexen Alecto: MISTER I'LL
[16:44]  Zexen Alecto: MAKE A MAN
[16:44]  Zexen Alecto: OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[16:45]  Wolfie Daines: *eyes get wide and I shiver nervously, but I nod* um...oh...ok...*i bite my lower lip again and lay down on the ground*
(At this point, her avatar does indeed lay on the ground.)
[16:46]  Zexen Alecto chloroforms you and gets out the chainsaw.