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 Mandriva Linux Security Advisory                         MDVSA-2013:ALL
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 Package : Entire F'n OS
 Date    : April 11, 2013
 Affected: Entire F'n OS
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 Problem Description:

 Updated OS packages fail to fix multiple security vulnerabilities:

 It was discovered that we have absolutely no clue on how to get it right so we issue several hundred security advisories each and every calendar day just to keep the rest of the planet up to date on how totally incompetent we are in managing a fork.

 We appreciate your tolerance of clogging your inbox w/ alert after alert which reaffirms our stated distribution goal of being "the least secure Linux on the planet" and hope that you will continue to support us in our endeavors.

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